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VOL.XXXL FENELON FALLS, ONTARIO, FRIDAY, MAY 15TH, 1903. The Bank of dfilTlSli £0311"! Ah’lEiflldd. Capital £1,000,000. Reserve £390,000. Fenelon Falls Branch. WW7) Silliltl lenient, Deposits of $1 and over Received. Interest at 3 per cent. Farmers detest Discounted. Ed. £3... RQEEHSQN, Manager. OFFICE HOURS : main. to 4 p. m- Saturdays, 9 to 12-30, and 4 to 6 p. m. Professional Cards. F. A. MCDIAHMID. ARRISI‘ER, SOLICITOR,Etc., FENE- B lon Falls. Office, Colborne street, opposite Post-office. 3%“ Money to loan on' real estate at lowest current rates. F__________.__’_,.______â€" M CLAUG H LIN & PEEL. ARRISTERS, SOLICITORS, &0. Money B to loan on real estate at lowest current rates. Ofiice, Kent street, opposite Market, Lindsay. R. J. McLauean. G. H. HOPKINS, ARRISTER, 8w. SOLICITOR FOR the Ontario Bank. Money to loan at owest rates on terms to suit the borrower. Offices: No.6, William Street South, Lind- ay, Ont. M STEWART & O’CONNOR, ARRISTERS, NOTARIES‘, 8w. MONEY B to loan at lowest current rates. Terms to suit borrowors. Ofiice on corner of Kent and York streets, Lindsay. T. Srswaar. L. V. O’Cosxon, B. A. J. A. PEEL MOORE & JACKSON, ARRISTERS, SOLICITORS, &c. Of- fice,William street,fiindsay. F. D. Moons. A. JACKSON M MEDICAL. Mr”: DR. H. H. GliAll All. -â€"1t.n.,o. BL, M It. 6 3. Eng, M. c. r. s 5., Own, F. 'r. M. s.â€" HYSICIAN, SURGEON & ACCOUCH- eur. Ollice. Francis Street, Fenelon Falls. ~_____________________._.__â€"â€"â€"â€"â€" DR. A. WILSON, -â€"n. 13., M. c. r. a s., Ontario,-_â€" IIYSICIAN, SURGEON & ACCOUCII- cur. Ollicc, Colborne Street, Fcnelou Falls. DENTAL. W Dr. 3”. .I. sans, DENTBST, Fenclon iFulls. Graduate of Toronto University and Royal College of Dental Surgeons ALL BRANCHES OF DENTISTRY performed according to the latest improved methods at moderate prices. OFFICEzâ€"Over Burgoync’s store, 001-- orne Street W W- Dr. NEELANDS, DENTIST, LINDSAY, Extracts teeth without pain by gas (vital- ized air) administer-rd by him tor 24 years. He studied the gas under Dr. _'.‘oltott, of New York, the origin .tor of gas for extract- ing teeth. Dr. Coltou \rrttes Dr. Neelands hat. he has given the gas to ts6,417 per- ons Without an accident from the gas. O‘ther pain obtunders used. A good set of teeth inserted for S10. W” Dr. Neelztnds visits Fenelon Frills (.lleArthur House) the our new spring stock of Boot-s and Shoes came. We want you to see it. It explains its good points far bet- ter than we could do. You will notice first of all that it is particularly large. We wanted it that way so that every demand of our customers could be met. We have the product of the largest and best shoe manufacturers in Can- ada, and when you buy a pair of Em- press or Slater Shoes you have the satisfaction of knowing that the price you pay for them in Fenelon Falls is just the same as you would pay,for them in Toronto or any city or town in Canada. We invite you to call. , l. l.. ARNOLD. a FOR THE CRITICAL UYER. Call and examine them. BOOTS AND SHOES ' They will-meet your every requirement regarding style, quality and prices. w. L. nonsoN. he ’s Your __L__. .. _ . __..._._. . u _. ____.. , 9 It you ask any particularly well-dressed man in Fenelon Falls or surrounding district, “Who makes your clothes?” invariably he will tell you ‘ TOWNLEY-’ Be one of the' number, and call and see .mruesdavoreveomum- Ur“ e'lmlwhat he is doing for the Spring and Summer. t-nd secure an appoirtrwm‘ ASundcrlnnd lady \rritt-s Dr. Neelzttzds! that he had made her it sure. ssful fit after ; having eight sets of teeth made in Toronto and clsew here. His prices are right, cons lister and workmanship. rte makes no other. latent with first-class Jinn YOU INTERESTED IN tint? ‘ Engagement Rings Wedding Rings, Diamond Rings. WRITE GEO. W. BEALL, THE JEWELLER, . Lindsay, For particulars. You will save. money. You can rely on what you get. ' The Trade Unionist and the Socialist. Pat Murphy went ofi‘ on a journey, Without ammunition or gun; Three weeks he would be, And yet foolishly he Took only provision for one. So Pat and his dog became hungry, Pat wondered how dog meat would taste; Yet shrewdly made note, ’Twill be heavy to tote, While meat was too precious to waste. But the tail from the dog can be severed, Says Pat, ere the vormint is slain ; And I’ll cook it and eat, While the rest of the meat. He will tote till I’m hungry again. Then off came the tail in a minute, And Pat ate the meat all alone; While his faithful dog Tray Was contented, they say, When his master had cast him the bone. Mark Hanna has five million workmen, Content with their fool dinner pail; And the wages he paid For the wealth they have made Resemble the bone of the tail. And others have joined the trade unions, To force larger pay from the drone, And they claim it they like They can win by the strike A wee bit of meat on the bone. The Socialist, justice demanding, Denounces his greed and abuse; And is voting to take All the wealth he can make, Though Mark can have all he’ll produce. Minneapolis, Minn. â€"â€"J. E. Nash. __â€"_â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"_,. â€" n. it Let Her Slide. Special correspondence from St. Pe- tersburg says that the czar of Russia, believing he may thus obtain forgive- ncss from heaven and secure an heir to the throne, will give 'up the actress. Mathilda Kshesinska, who has enslaved him for ten years. He has, however. as a final mark of favor, presented her with $9,000,000. a wealth of diamonds and a life membership in the Vienna Opera Ballet. Their four sons will be taken care of by the'czar’s mother. Not- withstanding their illcgitimucy, it is said that the czar is more fond of them than of the four daughters with which his lawful wile, the czurina, has blessed him. The latter is said to be expecting a “ visill'l'rom the stork'” in the (all. It will be borne in mind that in Rus- sia the czar is the head of the Church. He is called the Little Father, and is the divine watchman oyer his people. However. we have had always through history one kind of morals for the ruling and another lor the working class. The king can do no wrong, and. of course. neither can the priest. After'having lived with this famous actress for yearsI the czar suddenly concludes that God is otiended, so he sacrifices his natural reâ€" gul't’l and dispenses with the wornauand her children. In parting with his ille- gltlmntc wife. however, he gives her $9,000 000 that his poor duped subjects haw created for him by working long hours and turning over to his tax and profit gathers the bulk of their produc- tion. The woman has gone to the Court of Austria to live, and will occupy the best rooms at; the Imperial hotel; for that which has been a part of royalty is for ever sacred. Many who read these lines will think Russian conditions hor- rible, and they are; but how much bet- “'1' is our capitalist class in America? The capitalist class of the great Ameri- can cities marry only forconlortnity to social customs; the marriage relations :35, â€"--_. g... are neither respected nor observed :1- mong them. It is precisely this capi- talist class that start economic leagues to teach the religious element that Soâ€" cialism will break up'the home. How forcible the communist manifesto de- picted the morals of the capitalistic class, years ago. and how well it 6:3 present conditionsâ€"Appeal to Reason. 0-. Capitalistic Dogs nnd Cats. The possession of good dogs has come to be a mark of social standing among the capitalist class, and‘more attention is paid to them than to children. The past winter has witnessed banquets in our eastern cities at which dogs have been the honored guests at tables laden with the richest viands that culinary skill could prepare. Aristocratic lives do not agree with the health of the dogs. and the ffcivilizing" process has developed a multitude of diseases. Of course this has also brought along the dog doctor, who enjoys a lucrative prac- tice looking at the tongues and feeling the pulscs‘of the animals; It has also made lodging places necessary, for no plutocrat will travel without his dogs. To supply this demand a dog hotel has been opcnpd in Berlin, and it is said to rival some of the “ man” hostelries of that city. Though the working class may starve, rich men’s dogs must be kept warm and fare sumptuously on the product of the working man’s toil. This is a pleasant thing to vote for, is n’t it '1 While the men lavish their regard on the dogs, the women have the cats. We hear now of cat parties in the cities, and cat banquets. Highly fed cats do not have the health of the kind that dis- turb our midnight slumbers, and cause us to displace the furniture of our room. So we have cat doctors, who, when their remedies fail to restore the drooping spirits of thedclicnte felines, order their patients to be taken to the balmy air of Florida in the Pullman cars. And now it is reported that a Chicago woman of great wealth has let: it to her pet cat. Thus do we see the degeneration of capitalist society. Idle- ness begets mischief always. What our millionaires need is to be put to work earning their living at useful labor. Four hours daily on the sewer ditch would be a good prescription for John D. R0ckclcller’s appetite. Four weeks’ shift in the factory is a good relief lor" insomnia. Good muscular work is a good remedy for depraved morals. What a pity it is that we, cannot inaug- urate Socialism at once, and thus be able to furnish our idle rich with em~ ployment.â€"Ib. A- Took a Rival’s Bifsiness. Before the inter-state commerce com- mission the other dty, Mr. Beer, presi- dent of the Reading and some forty other Morgan railroad and coal compaâ€" nies, speaking about a company that he had put out of business, said: “ We did that for the sole and only purpose of eliminating Simpson 8: Watkins and their interests from the anthracite coal fields. We did not want them in the business. We wanted the business, and we had a right to get it and to keep it." Yet-this man and his class are very strong against confiscation! When the Socialists carry the legislatures and the courts, they will be very likely to tllI‘.) the tables on the Boers and Mormons. and will not only knock them out of business, but will bring suit against. them for the extortion of the past many years. The people want the coal and railroad business, and, in the words of Beer. they have the right to get it and to keep it; and they have the right and the power to punish such men for their acts in creating metropolics and oppress- ing the people. The people will hav-z as little mercy on them as they have had on those whom they ruined that they might profit by their businessâ€"lb. When men have become industrially free, the world will be a delightful place to live in. Congress could pass a law in one day that would give the people relief from the trusts. if it wanted to. ButI you see, it does n’t want to. It is ordained that labor and content. shall go hand in hand. and in all the experience of recorded civilization there has been no departure from toil without decay and sorrow. .When it can be demonstrated clearly that the govern ment of a country cannot protect the people against combinatiotu or_ conspiracies of capital, the period of revolution is not for distant. ' ' " fiawvwrmf. p .r inww .. {‘1 ,ggoypf‘qgaw,flmuu‘fl‘b‘fim 2‘5,