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M-‘v:m.x. v v ., H I, . .. .. COULDN’T EAT THEM. “Have you anything to say for yourself?" asked a London magisâ€" trate. “Well, your graceâ€"I mean, your lordshipâ€"I ’opo you won't be ’ard on a poor cove,” replied the prisoner at the bar. "I hadmit that I stole the leg of mutton, but times is werâ€" ry bad, and I've got a wife and sevâ€" MODERN ANTIQUITIES . .â€" ‘Thriving Factory of Egyptian Iliummies in Paris. The quest for things antique has lled to systematic forgery and imita- ltion on the part of dealers. Paris lis the great centre of this deceitful lindustry. There has been discovered ‘in the suburbs a thriving factory for EXPENSE? . I y “ 4 \r/ n. Wâ€"vfl-mm. ' Maniac-Ar. . , .,-. . l -., .M-uk¢m~:w’d~»+www-gw~; as Reward l‘the fabrication of Egyptian mum- téuefeeggflegz on children, your graceshipâ€"I mean mics, cases and all. These are shipâ€" Limited, Toronto. to any person who your honorâ€"and it’s diilicult to perâ€" wide for them. the mutton nothing Hon the day I took bed .the '00k they ’ad to heat. They was starv- (Iped to Egypt, and in due time re- .turn as properly antiquated discovâ€" Eeries. can preve that this soap contains my form of‘ adulteration whatsoever, A funny story is now current about a collector of medieval things. A certain clever workman in stone made to the order of a dealer in medieval antiquities a Venetian chimneypicce of the fifteenth century, and received for his work some two .or three thousand francs. The deal- er' shipped the chimneypiece to Italy, and had it set up in a palace near Venice, bringing back to Paris photo- graphs of the palaCe and of the chimneypiece in situ. By means of these photographs he aroused the interest of a rich collector, who sent ,his secretary to Venice to make sure {that the photographs did not lie, and on his‘ favorable report, bought the thing for fifty thousand francs. On the arrival of the article at his house in Paris, he sent for some workmen to open the cases. One of them appeared to him to go about the work rather carelessly, and he remonstrated with the man, who am SWered, “Have no fear, sir. I know just how it needs to be opened, -for I packed it when it left Paris." _.___+_ GRANTUN Mill SPEAKS OUT "‘0 LET THE PUBLIC KNOW DODD’S KIDNEY PILLS CURED I-IIl‘vI. aâ€"â€" John Fletcher Had Lumbago and Kidney Disease and Could Get No Relief Till He Tried the Great Kidney Remedy. Granton, Ont., Aug. 31 (Special). â€"â€"“I am. glad to let'the public know that Dodd's Kidney Pills cured me of Lumbago, and I am now perfectâ€" ,ly sound.” 1‘ These are the words of John Flet- cher, a Wellâ€"knOWn resident of this ,village, and similar tributes to the great Canadian Kidney remedy can be heard on every side. “I had with Lumbago and Kidney troubles,” Mr. Fletcher continued, when asked for particulars. “My urine was of a very bad color and I could get nothing to help me. I consulted the best doctors in Granton and St. Mary’s, but got no relief. Finally I bought a box of Dodd’s Kidney Pills and commenced taking them. They helped me almost from the first, and I was soon completely cured. It is cures of this kind that have given Dodd’s Kidney Pills their po- pularity. You can’t find a neighbor-â€" hood in Canada where Dodd's Kid- ney Pills are not known by their cures. If the disease is of the Kid- neys or from the Kidneys, Dodd’s Kidney Pills never fail to cure it. ........+j..__._._. Mrs. I-Iickesâ€"“What a pretty blonde Miss Kingâ€"Chester is! But she’s an anomaly to me. I know the family Well. All the Kings were brunettes, and the Cl'lCStCl'S- wore all dark, too. _ Where can she get her light hair from?" Miss Wickesâ€"“From Par- is." illnum’s llnlmen GiliSS camel Ill calls. DANG EROUS EXAMPLES . Airs. Long (who recommended a servant)â€"-"Yes, she was an excellent girl in every way, except she would i imitate me in dress, and things like” that.” Miss Shortâ€"“Ah, yes. I noticed she began doing it when she came to me; but. she’s given it up now.” Mrs. Longâ€"“I’m glad to hear it. I expect she saw she was making herself ridiculous." been troubled for a year, unhappy women of history! Jr contains any injurious chemicals. Ask for the Octagon Bar. us AN UNHAPPY WOMAN. “Mary Queen of Scots was a most unhappy woman, wasa’t she?" inâ€" quired a thin man of a friend in the train the other day. “Indeed she was," replied other earnestly. “Queen Elizabeth was also far from happy, wasn’t she?" “Very, much so. I should say, if history is to be believed.” “Then there was Catherineâ€"â€"â€"â€"” “What on earth are you driving at, may I ask?" .broke in the man who was being regaled with the names of the unhappy women of history. “I was just about to remark,” continued the thin man, “that the name of the unhappiest woman in the world does not appear in history. Now, I’ve got a sister-in-law named Martha Tabbs, and just at present she is the most wretched woman on the face of the earth." “What's the matter with herâ€"lost the ([Noflll “Ill, maybe?” broke in the other. “No; but, you see, last week her husband bought her a twoâ€"guinea hat â€"" "And I suppose the twoâ€"guinea but made her more unhappy than Mary Queen of Scots was when she discov- ered that her neighbor had one cost- ing five?” “That was not. it at all. as happy as a Skylark in a June meadoin: until she tripped and fell going up some steps and sprained her ankle. She is now lying in bed, unable to wear the hat, and by the time she can wear it it will probab- ly be out of fashion. I tell you it is sad to watch her looking tearful- ly at that hat, which hangs on a peg near her bed. Talk about the Why, She was she is more unhappy than any ten of them put together. Maudâ€"“How is Mr. Blushman get- ting along? Has he proposed yet?” in his arms; and last night he held .Willie on his lap for an hour. I have hopes." Young Wife (dreamily)-â€"-“I‘Iow lovely it Would be if all things in this world would work in harmony." Husband (thoughtfully)â€"â€"”Oh, yes! the price of coal For instance, if down With would only go up and the thermometer." W. __________________________.....__â€"- C. G. lthlâ€"IAl'tl')S & CO. Dear Sirs,â€"For some years I have had only partial use of my arm, cursed by a sudden strain, 1’ have used every remedy without effect, un- til I got a sample bottle of MINâ€" ARD’S LINLMENT‘. The benefit 1 received from it caused me to con- tinue its use, and now I am happy to say my arm is completely restor- ed. Glunlis. Out. R. W. HARRISON. 7-59 _____.___..â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"- .m‘m‘W~â€""W Lives of fishermen remind us We may strive for prizes grand; And, departing, leave behind us Tales of fish we failed to land. EtitiLlSii 3%?th LiNiMEiiT Removes all hard. soft or calloused lumps and blemishes from horses, blood spavin. curbs. splints, ring lzone, sweeney, smiles. sprains. sore and swollen throat. coughs, eic. Save 350 by use of one bott'o. V‘lurranted lhs mesh wonderful Blemish Cure ever known. keep three acts directly N O HO T 11055 110 urating in . “But the constable states that you dogs,” said the magisâ€" trate. “How can you be starving when you can keep three dogs?" ' “Oh, Well, guv'nor,” said the pris- oner, suddenly changing his manner, “if you expect as we’re going to heat dogs I’ve got no more to say. Wot’s the sentence? and let’s get it over." Cough it up, cocky, Wise merchants put their show windows in the newspap'brs. The best possible throw- of dice is to throw them into the sewer. Catarrh Cannot Be Cured with LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as they cannot reach the seat of the disease. is a. blood or disease, and in order must take internal Qatari-h Cure is‘taken on the Catarrh constitutional to cure it you remedies. Hall’s internally, and blood and mucous Hall’s Uatarrh Cure is not a It was prescribed by surfaces. quack medicine. one of the best physicians in this coun- try for years and is a regular prescrip- tion. It is composed of the best tonics known, combined with the best blood purifiers, acting directly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect combination of the two in redients is what produces such wonder u‘l results in curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials" free. I“. J. CHENEY a: 00., Props., Toledo, 0. Sold by druggists, price 75c. Hall’s Family l’ills are the best. Figgâ€""You have seen Jones’ wife; what is she like? Should you call her pretty?" Fogg~â€"“I might if I wore talking to Jones.” TRIP HOMlEâ€"S E EKERS EXCURSIONS. On August 18th, also lslt and 15th, 1908, round trip tick- ets will be issued from Chicago and St. Paul at single firstâ€"class fare plus $2.00 'to points on the Greai Northern By. in the states of Mill- ne-s-ota, Oregon, Idaho, Washington also to all points in British Colun: bia rcaclzed via Great Northern R) These tickets are valid for retui- passage within 21 days from hint of issue. Full infcuunation as to stop om» privileges, etc., by calling on c. Writing Charles W. Graves. Distric Passenger Agent, 6 King St., west, ROUND September Jones : "I-lis object in marrying was get out of a boa-riding house." "Well ?" to Smith : Jones : ’I the family. NIGHTS IN COLORADO. The nights are 0001 without damp- from dews. The air is pure without undue moisture. There excessive heat in summer, the average temperature being 80 de- There are no continuous, satâ€" rainfalls, but rather brief showers, which pass away quickly, leaving clear skies behind them. The summer nights are invariably cool, inviting rest and refreshing sleep. is grees. Splendid train service with‘accomâ€" modations for all classes of passenâ€" gers, and very low rates, via the Union Pacific. I Ask or write for pamphlet, “The Rockies, Great Salt Lake and Yellowstone,” describing the attractions of the west. I. F. Carter, T. P. A., 14, Janos Building, Toronto, Canada. F. B. Choate, G. A., 126 WOOdWard Ave., Detroit, Mich. the in detail m . "We solicitors.” he said to his friend, “are much calumniated. I have now been at the business more than for ten years, and I never knew but two solicitors who desm-ved’ the name of rascal.” "And who is the other?" asked the friend. iiillald‘s Unimsni' Burrs Distemper. P,â€" 'CUR'E FOR ItHiEUMATISM. “Now his wife is running one to support marry an oflicer?" clares to be her last engagement." Real Hot Water for Bliue Ribbon Tea Not "merely simmeringâ€"must be fresh ’and must boil vigorously. Then it will absorb the dcliciousness and fragrance from Blue Ribbonâ€"take all the good out 5f it. Let it steep at least six minuteseeiglit if possibleâ€"in an , earthenware teapot, and you’ll have the best cup of tea in ; your life. ‘ Should be Fifty Ask for the Red Label i Black, Mixed LSfisylon Green in urfifzwuvxm Air-5+9; mar-warmissé'w-rd heart Experiment with other and inferior brands, {33$ If so, you should procure the best Paint‘Brush on the market, absoâ€" lutely the most satisfactory Paint Brush made today. g Edward 10008 szana ;; “Victoria” . _ “Little comet” i =. zBXiEElP, " {’3 trailed EzfllSl‘i The bridle can easily be removed or replaced. It is not affected by water, oil'or paint and works on a pivot, thus keeping the bristles elastic. The name "Boeckh" is branded on each brush. Sold by all reliable dealers. '~ ' " Bl’ufi‘er: “I understand you called me a liar behind my back, sir ?" meanness» at. 9. “So Alice has decided finally to “Yes; she capâ€" tured him in what she positively deâ€" liiillalli's Linimanl Cues ilphiharla, Differ: "I didn’t like to hurt your feelings by telling you the 'tru'lih Nilnard's Linimenl {Jules fields. Eli). “Is Brown happy in his marriage?” . _' ’1 1nt10ducuon' We are getting them. iotxof them. When no other truss will hold th~ in they come to us. “What We gel: v. a hold." {The belt is the cheapest." That's our pat nt'nauiniatic pad Trust. In he'll-.3 the edge: of the wound to;elhe~' so that with fur play it must heal. You may get well ; you on n't get .worlle While you wear it. ‘i’r-rumhlo only from i'L‘HE BELT AND TRUES M‘F G. CO., Hernia undid \ Ava, anflmn, I. .â€".__..â€" For Over Sixty Years Kins. wmsmw'e Soormxo Srimr has been used. by nilllons of mothers for their children while teething. ltsoothes the child, softens the gums. alums pain. cures wind colic. regulates the Glonmch and bowels. and is the goat remedy for Diarrhoea. Twenty-live cents a bottle Sold by druggista throughout the world. Be smear;an mm.- KIA-mm 9 Special she. 43.} lflk tor “ Mas. Wmstow's Soornmo srnur." HNALE "Poor man!" she said, stooping over the victim who had just a commas. see-er a been dragged out from under her car. SPECIAL "Have you a wife?” “No,” he fingg‘pEcgip': groaned. HThis is the worst thing a ., LITSGATION. Sand for Handbook [03 Bay St..ToEOMTO on Patents, Etc. __.._._â€"__.__. .__..____ that ever happened to me.” amnnmmeeemnneeeesssm "‘"wwmwfl ‘ . L109 391! ‘ c FnAi imiaR DYEENG Cleaning and Curling and Kid Gloves cleaned Thou can be sent by past. lo per 02.. the best place is Wifeâ€"“Did morning, “Not the men?” “Dreadfully so; I could have preached as Well myself.” "In- I am sorry it was so bad as you ‘ Dr. item, of Marburg, Germany, is QREIESH Afdfifliefilfi QYEEHS 69. this in joints and muscles. 4--â€"â€"r~-â€"â€"â€"-vâ€"-~-v m Dr. POl'C allows his patients to be stung at first by a few bees, and then gradually increases the number. matism of the W I! I l l ._ I s, - '7' horsemen Lure steamships Montreal to Liverpool Soc-hon to Liverpocl deed! Edithâ€"“No, but he is improving. The Room 1-2, Toronto, Ont. first night he called he held the al- bum in his hands all the evening; Jones: “Brown is an unlucilqy the second night he had my pug dog dog." Smith : “How’s that ‘2” like the minister dear?" llllsbandâ€" _ . . least” “Poor sex; a real. believer in the healing pro- perties of bee stings in cases of rheu- that." v . ' . ‘. : _ TI‘IE BANNER ROUTE. {.10 Stlngs a1 0 Jn'r'm tea “a?” the Large and Fast Steau‘nhrps. Superior accommodation . , . Jelnt of the muscles affected. In brullclass-Jsciipmsengsrn. suuom undr‘tmteroocm There is nothing more assuring to one Sitting he allows seventy beeg .re nrnidships. Slxcclalattentxonlms beenmrcn to th 'utug'of passage and all particulars, apply to any ago Second Saloon and Third-Class accommodation. Pg 3f the Company. or to passenger agent. 9- the traveler than his knowledge of to sting um patient“ He described the fact that he is traveling on a the page of a woman who suffered a 9 v H fix-n1 roadbed, upon which 15 land the excruciating tortures from rheuma_ Dominion Lihl'. ornicns: I heaviest of steel rails, made true in tism. 1n the Course of her cure she " a? d I a ..7.s_t."_tf§f'_'.,_3§‘3‘;.flf’ffilff‘fglfltlflfififi all their curves, and that the train was sung 6,952 times, and this m .es‘no ifcrenco which him is of the highest resumed in a complete m. atheistsiss finality. All. gases in: _ standard of excellence known to railâ€" Pex-c claims 'th‘at' every organism is M Na“ and is being SUiC1ed ‘30 its (163‘ made immune from bee poison and 55323533 ‘4 {is . l tinntion by experienced minds. These also ilnmune from rheumatism, are the conditions which become up- And Farm Pro- ‘, oitlla musclewrlolnia n ‘62?“ Efifi‘gfi duce generally, right to your face." “Well, '1 think if Brown were to see U _ _ M Mrs, Brown toâ€"day for the first ‘ ~ “,3: . ' time, he wouldn’t even ask for an ' i parenty to the frequent traveler on “Well, of an the ways of makin’ a The “abash Line, and Which have livin' ” said Fal-lner Noakes “] a .' ' . . v ‘ - ' . conslo‘n It to us made that line Justly famous. The think literature’s the easiest." "The anl {:e will flat . memnmnanmnnnamanmmnnne . sheets ti ‘ Rheumatism ! Wabash has its own rails direct to easiest?" “Yes. I have Watched w _ the .World’s Fair Grounds in Saint the fellqrs that do it, All a man's you good prices. LOUlS. WAlliCl Wab?sl; tgrough trains got to do is to Sit down an' slide curcsmdmireanromptly. 7 stop at or 'S “a r tation (For- n M ~HE syth) in order to give passengers an his pen over the paper. WWI 259.6314 506. 5-? I "i r ' ' g Opportllnity‘to View from} E118 trains Wash greasy dishes, pots or pans g 0., the “Io'l‘ld ST . Fag Buildings. J. With Lever's Dry Soap a powder. It i g; , ‘3 9-l5 TORONTO- LEMlTEl . 'Richm‘isom C’ISV ass. gent, To- in remove the case x it}; th » {13153â€"3gfifi'fig‘gfigfigfigg- «a ,w .. ##wâ€"«mâ€"-â€"~~-â€"â€"A-â€"â€"-*~«â€"â€"- "Squeezed for Money}? “ gr v e f f ' {11‘ “fidfimf‘iu iSSUE N0. 3 3~43 ‘l‘onto and St. Thomas. lgrcatcst eago_