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Fenelon Falls Gazette, 16 Oct 1903, p. 2

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,mm», urn-«r “My. AIAVAYS STICKING AT IT. Assiduity and Application Brings Success. It is every man’s and every wo- man’s ambition to get on in the world. Competition in the present day is keener than ever it was. Perâ€" haps the advice given fifty years ago in Blackwood’s Magazine may have been the foundation of the fortunes of some of our millionaires and mill- tiâ€"millionaires. However, we repreâ€" duce it for the benefit of the rising generation : "To get on in this world, yon must be content to be always stop- ping where you are; to advance, you must be stationary; to get up, you must keep down; following riches is like following wild geese, and you must crawl after bot-h on your belly; the minute you pop up your head, off they go whistling before the wind, and you see no more of them. If you have not the art of sticking by nature, you must acquire it by art; put a couple of pounds of bird- lime upon your office stool, and sit down on it; get a chain round your leg, and tie yourself to your count- er like a pair of shop scissors; nail yourself up against the wall of your place of business like a weasel on a. barnâ€"door, or the sign of the spread eagle; or, what will do best of all, marry an honest, poor girl without a penny, and my life for yours if you don’t 'do business ! To do any good, I tell you over and over again you must be a sticker. You may get fat upon a rock, if you never quit your hold of it.” +___.__( "lllll Hill than in ND lllSTlKE WHAT SIDION V. LANDRY HAS TO SAY OF DODD’S KID- NEY PILLS. He Was Weak, Run Down and a Total Wreckâ€"Three Boxes of Dodd’s Kidney Pills Put Him to Work.Again. River Bourgeois, Richmond Co., Que, Oct. 5.â€"(Special).-â€"â€"Simon V. Landry well known here, adds his testimony to the thousands of others all over Canada who owe their health and even life itself, to Dodd’s Kidney Pills. “I was bothered for over a year with Lame Back, Weak Back, Palpaâ€" tion of the Heart and General Weakâ€" ness,” says Mr. Landry. “In fact, I was a total wreck. I could not work as I got tired and weak so easily and I had a weakness in my stomach so that I could not bend down to do anything. "I had tried different kinds of medicine without benefit till I gave Dodd’s Kidney Pills a trial. From the first they did me good and I had only ta’ken three boxes when I was able to start work again. They 'did me good and no mistake." Dodd’s Kidney Pills are known by their cures in every corner of Can- ada. They cure the Kidneys. Sound Kidneys ensure pure blood. Pure blood means good health, cheeriulness and abundant energy. That’s how Dodd’s Kidney Pills make new men and women out of run down, worn out people. _.____{.___.__ H'E IIADN'T BEEN INTRODUCED. 'A good-natured young fellow was at a rustic picnic and rashly spoke to a young lady without the formal- ity of an introduction. I-Ie happenâ€" ed to see a fat cateitpillar crawling on her lace collar, and, stepping toâ€" wards her, said :â€" "Mizudam, permit me toâ€"â€"” But the young lady waved him off with an imperious and insulting ges- ture, and said: v "How dare you speak to me with- out an introduction ? You are cer- tainly no gentleman, sir.” l-i‘ere the caterpillar oiverbalanced itself and fell on her neck. “Oh! take it oll‘! Oh, please do take it off, somebody l” screamed the lair one. ' The young man was the only “somebody” about, and he said : “I. couldn’t think of it, maidain ! I haven't been introduced to the catâ€" Enpillar.” l-lllS HOPE OF .WL‘INING. .After the old gentleman had in- vited the young man to be sealed the latter coughed once or twice to clear his three. and then bluntly suggested that he wished to marry the old gentleman‘s daugl'lter. The old gentleman didn’t wish to be too ready to give his consent, but he admitted after a few minutes he thought he had no objections. “That's just the trouble,” pro- ;tested the young man disconsolately. '“If you’d only oppose it and order me out of the house once or twice and buy a bulldog I’d have some sihow of getting her.” ' Tille TO DISMOUNT. General "Phil" Sheridan was at one time asked at what little inciâ€" ‘dent did he laugh the _1nost. i “Well,” he said, "I do not know, There are very few cleans. lng operations in which Sunlight Soap ‘cannot be used to advant- age. it makes the home bright and clean. 13 . t-f W RUN BY MOUSE POWER. A Scotchman’s Scheme for Opera- ting His Mills. Thrift is generally acknowledged to be one of the leading characterisâ€" tics of the native of Fifeshire, Scotâ€" land, and it never was more forcibly exemplified than in the person of David Hutton, a native of Dunferm- line, who actually proved that c.Ven mice, those acknowledged pests of mankind, could be made not only to earn their own living, but also to yield a respectable income to their owners. About the year 1820 this gentle- man actually erected a small mill at Dunfermline for the manufacture of threadâ€"a mill worked entirely by mice. It was while visiting Perth prison in 1812 that lVIr. Iliutton first conceived this remarkable idea of utilizing mouse power. In an old pamphlet of the time. "The Curiosâ€" ity Coffee Room,” he gave an ac- count of the way in which the idea dawned on him. “In the summer of the year 1812,” he wrote, "I had occasion to be in Perth, and when inspecting .the toys and trinkets that were manufactured by the French prisoners in the depot there, my at- tention was involuntarily attracted by a little toy house, with a wheel in the gable of it that was running rapidly round, impelled by the in- significant gravity of a common house mouse. For one shilling I purchased house, mouse and wheel. Inclosing it in a handkerchief, on my journey homewan I was compelldd to contemplate its favorite‘ amuse- ment. But how to apply half-«ounce power (which is the weight of a mouse) to a useful purpose was the difficulty. At length the i'rransufacâ€" tuning of sewing thread seemed the most practicable." Mr. Hlutton had one mouse that ran the amazing distance of eighteen miles a day, brut‘he proved that an ordinary mouse could run ten and oneâ€"half miles on an average. A halfpenny’s worth of oatmeal was suflicient for its support for thirty- ii.ve days, during which it ran 736 half miles. He had actually two mice constantly employed in the making of sewing thread for more than a year. The mouse thread mill was so constructed that the common house mouse was enabled to make atonement to society for past offenses by twisting, twining an’d reeling from 100 to 120 threads 3. day, Sundays not excepted. To per- form this task, the little pedestrian had to run ten and one-half miles, and this journey it performed with ease every day. A halfpenny’s worth of oatmeal served one of these t’hread mill culprits for the long perâ€" iod oflive weeks. In that time it made 3,350 threads of twentyâ€"five inches, and as a penny was paid to women for every hank made in the ordinary way, the mouse, at that rate, earned ninepence every six weeks, just one farthing a day, or seven shillings and Sixpence a year. Taking Sixpence off for board, and allowing one shilling for machinery, there was a clear profit from each mouse of six shillings. Mr. H‘utton firmly intended to apply for the loan of the empty cathedral in Dunferm- line, which would have held, he calâ€" culated 10,000 mouse mills, sufficient room being left for keepers and some hundreds of spectators. Death, howâ€" ever, overtook the inventor before this marvellous project could be carried out. DAZED, BUT NOT CONQUERED, Eastern Manâ€"Talking about hail storniis, the East is still ahead. Why, sir; only a month ago hailstorms fell here as big as eggs. \l’bsteru Man (off his guarid)â€"Eh ? What‘s that ? Big as eggs ? Eastern Man (calmly)â€"â€"Yes, sir; big as hen eggs, sir. Western Man (recovering himself)â€" Oh! ()nly hen eggs ? I thought you meant ostrich eggs ! HOW SHE KNEW. Two little girls were playing in front of a city dwelling when a strange man went by. “That man is an undertaker,” said one of the little girls. “How do you know '2” asked her companion. “Oh, because he is the man who undertook my grandmother.” A FAIRY STORY. ,Willy : “Grandpa, tell me a story.” Grandpa: “Once upon a time beâ€" ,‘bu’t I always laugh when I think of fore people thOu'ght of marrying for the Irishman and I was riding down the line one day the army mule. i moneyâ€"â€" II ll’illy: "Oh, I don’t mean a fairy when I saw an Irishman mounted on story,” a mule, which was kicking its legs rather freely. The mule finally got its hoof caught in the stirrup, when, in the excitement, the Irishman re- marked: ‘Well, begorra, if you’re goin’ to get on, I’ll get off !’ ” I “Begorra, an’ it’s liarâ€"rd to collect money these days.” “Is it you bin tryin' to collect some, Mr. Murphy?” "Sorry a- cent; but there’s trying to collect some from me." .- rat'snrz'r “mm 12:”; 3:21: 532:.“- ttszx: 3:31am Lm'mvz .-. plenty , SVORKED LIKE A CHARM. Mrs. De Styleâ€"That complexion wash you gave me has Worked like a charm, and my skin is as soft as a rose leaf. Physicianâ€"Did you follow my dirâ€" ections, and use that and nothing else ‘2” “Not another thing, not even powâ€" der. But I am going away, and you must tell me lilow to make it,” “Certainly.” “What are the ingredients ?” “Soap and water.” Ethel: “What foolish things a young man will do when he is in love i" Edith (breathlessly) : "Oh, Ethel l Has he proposed ‘2" How’s This 2 We offer Ono Hundred Dollars Reward (or on case of Uatarrll that cannot. bl cured y Hall's Uaturrli Cure. F. J. CHENEY &. 00., Toledo, 0. We, the undersigned, have known 1“. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out. any obligations made by their firm. WEST & ’l‘ltUAX, Wholesale Druglsilts. Toledo, 0. WALDING, KINNA b MARVIN, Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, 0. ‘ Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken inter- nally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. :Testimonials sent free. Price 75c. per bottle. .Sold by all drugglsts. Hull's Family Pills are the but. LONG HAIR. In a hairdressers’ journal it is anâ€" nounced that a lady was awarded a prize for a head of hair Sit. in length Such an extraordinary record, if rare, is not unique. Some time ago the name was announced of a Texan lady whose redâ€"gold tresses measured 9ft., of which 3ft”. when unrestrainâ€" ed, trailed upon the ground. RAPID PROGRESS. The I. O. F. have been adding exâ€" ceedingly rapidly to their accumulat- ed funds for a long while, but few expected that in 1903 the increase in those funds would be so great as they have been, we venture to say. During the months of July and August the Order added nearly $220,â€" 000 to its assets. or in other words almost a quarter of a million dol- lars. The excellent financial posiâ€" tion of this institution may be seen from the fact that each day while it ‘pays out to widows and orphans about $56,000, it lays in its treasury over $3,000 in order to meet future emergencies. This is a condition the value of which will be appreciatâ€" ed to the full by business men. ’l‘he' Order has added rapidly to its mem- bership, having considered this year about 30,000 Medical Papers. The genius, ability and foresight of Orâ€" onhyatekha, the Supreme Chief Ranger in laying in a broad and safe manner the foundations of the Order, are now bearing their legiti- mate results. GETTING RID OF RATS. After all other remedies fall, there still remains a way of getting rid of rats, and that is by depriving them of water. They can live for a long time without food, and when hard pressed will not hesitate to eat each other, but no rat can go tWenâ€" tyâ€"four hours without drink. ‘hereâ€" fore, if every possible means of ob- taining water istakcn from the rats they will desert the vicinity. W I was cured of terrible lumbago by MINARD’S LINIMENT. REV. WM. BROWN. I was Cured of a bad case of ear- ache by MINARD’S LlNIIviENT. MRS. S. KAULBACK. I was Cured of sensitive lunegs by MINARD’S LINIMENT. MRS. S. MASTERS. 7-53 mm Fasserbyâ€""l-Iere, boy, your dog has bitten me on the ankle.” Dog Ownerâ€"“Well, that’s as high as he could reach. You Wouldn’t expect a little pup like him to bite yer neck, Would yer?” â€".:~.â€" {Minard's ilnimsnl Cums ilpllihaia. Coraâ€""Pauline is smarter than you, my dear. She can accompany the new tenor on the piano.” Perdita -â€""Yes, but I can accompany him on my bicycle." ~ iiinard’s Linlmanl lures Distemper. “Did you have a good time fish- iing?” "Oh, fair, fair,” replied the ’candid man, “but we had a better time lying about it when we got back.” Just the same as eve! ‘ Sthcels til continues to be the sure cure of Rheumatism gheerdgia PflGQo 25c. and 50c. . .. =2." 1.2, At“ *7 ~ , . .. . . l u 3 ,.: (- l r ..,v H "1 x . .3 :<.' .._ . .., ........_ . may,” 1‘ - 2 .. i 14,; . eyldn The utmost care is taken in curing, and every process is supervised by experts. The result is a tea that is delicate in aroma and delicious in taste. Black. Mixed. ' ‘7'".‘F‘ 5‘3‘5‘1‘? ; .--'-‘"K‘°ii:"}4§5.lh‘= Er. "-. 71’. X “Household -mr‘ a Favorite.” ' “ll-‘4'! ,' ‘ Waverly." I [NSIST ON GETTING ONE OF THE ABOVE WELLKNOWN BRANDS The Best That Can be Had. USE EBDY'S PAlLS 8: TUBS» USE EDDY’S MATCHES. We are zettin them, lots of them. When no other truss wil hold ihvm they’como to us. "What we get we hold." ' Thebeat l: the chm. .ost." That's our intuit pneumatic pad Tron. It old: the edges 0_ the wound together so that with hit play it must. haul. You may at well : you can't get warm while you wear it. r-‘curablo only from THE BELT AND TRUSS M'F G. C0., icmis Specialists. 433 Spaglga A1 8. Tornnm, VIN‘ALL E N ? GOUHTRIEfS. RB Q U ‘1’“ gets... To PATENT mavsss send for Handbooa ")3 Bay St..TORONTO on Futon“, 8:0, Ceylon Green. FOR‘I’Y CENTSâ€"SHOULD BE FIFTY .I _~ L'Jsrblg'fi. Ask for Red Label. N“ilfliaSb'I-‘E’W'H(Piaf’fijie;‘- .1._~: »» When you'lDUya "£93"? :3: 7,-- .12.: ' 313.3. '. ruin-av - : m M. '4h‘lll‘. p SMITB & DAMERGN solicitors of Pntenu Canada Life Build 3, Tomato. Write {9; tree Idvlog Aâ€"iâ€"bfi 3 77 KING STREET £58? 3A3 E ' ' Fur Manufacturers. We give best value in the city. Bend for cutalog. RAW FURS AN GEN sum Highest prices. Send for price lists. Willi GVEREQATS Ind flded Suits would look better d ed. If no age!» of our: in your town, write direct it ontrenl, Box his. BRITISH AMERICAN DYEING CO. Montreal. 1â€"44 Bominion Line Steamshipe The Best at the Lowest Price erto for “forms REID Baas, M’f-‘g Go.’y 785 King at. W. ‘ ‘RAIN’ ’ OF BUTTERFLIES . Milan has just been the scene of a remarkable “rain,” or downfall, of butterflies or moths. They settled in tens of thdusmids on almost every available inch of space on the ground and on the buildings of the central quarters of the city. The insects are described as perfectly black and marvellously active. Their presence is ascribed to an air current SWept along in front of a hurricane. SOMETHING AFTER DEATH. Mrs. Bingoâ€"Oh, dear! Do you think that death ends all? Bingoâ€"All but the estate. The lawyers end that. Mlnard's Lllnlmeni Cures fluids. sic. The flight of time ought to re- niind us, of the coming of the time of our flight. iiilllllli’s ililiillllli Cliffs Giiiifil ll] Cliffs. Gibbsâ€"“Just called at your place, and the servant (very nice girl, byâ€" theabyc) told me you‘d just gone out.” Tompkins â€" "Servant be blowed! We sacked our girl last week. That was my wife." Lifebuoy Soar-disinfectant â€"â€" is strongly recommended by the medi~ cal profession as a safeguard against infectiors diseases. Mr. Snipâ€""By the way, Mr. Slowâ€" man, can you pay that little bill of mine toâ€"day?” l\lr. Slowmanâ€" “That little bill of yours?" Mr. Snipâ€"“Yes, s-ir.” Mr. Slowmanâ€" “Well, I should say not. Why, I can’t even pay my own little bills.” For Over Sixty Years fins. WINSLOW'S Scornma Syrur has been used by Millions ofmothurs fer their children while teething. insect-hes the child, roitens the gums. alloys pain, cures rind colic. regulates the Stomach and lmwcis, and u: the met remedy for Diarrhoea. Twenty-five cents n. botliu Sold bydruggists throughout the world. Be sure and is]: for “ Mas. Wmsnow's soorulsc Sruur.” 23-74 Sheâ€"“I shall have to refuse you again.” Heâ€""But this is positiwely the last time I shall propose.” Sheâ€"â€" "Oh, well, that’s didn’t you say so?" guesses street. Montreal to Liverpool Boston to Liverpool Large and Fast Stenmshxps. Superior necnmmodttioa or all classes of names-era. Saloons and Stateroom-n are amids‘nips. Spociaintteiitioxi has been van to the lee d Snloen and Third-Class accommo ntlon. Fat 'atc ofpasxnge and all particulars, apply to any 330:! it the Company, or to passenger agent. 9 DOMINION LINE OFFICES: 7 State 5b., Boston. 17 St. Sacrament St... Montreal Poultry, All KINDS or FRUHTS A d F P - dd‘ce ggferali; consign it to us anl we will get you good prices. Honey, smiles, ’ THE Dawson Bemmission 00., 9-15 TORONTO- ummse E903 EALB. .._â€" W'INTOM AUTOMOBILE TOURIEG Car, new springs all round, machin- ery not worn in the slightest, tires- spring cushions, new this spring, ‘ _ duplicate parts. For sale at great. sacrifice. Cost $2,500. Box 7, Truth Cities, Toronto. _W ____ _ ____ Fell SALE, CHEAP HER CRSH. 1 Buffalo pressure blower, No. 4- 9 in. outlet. 2 Globe :valvcsâ€"ti in. flanged. 1 Globe valveâ€"6 in. flanged. 1 Earl steam blOWerâ€"lo inâ€" inlet. 4 Ten branch cast iron headers for 1 in. pipe. 2 Iron pulleysâ€"~30x12. 2 Iron pulleysâ€"32x12.- 1 iron pulleyâ€"22x6. 2 Iron pulleysâ€"18x6. Also an assortment of iron pulleys. S. FRANK WILSON, "1‘3 West Adelaide St., _ Toronto. C eno- BQQK RQTEBE. â€"By “1'. I]. Show. THE hihhl’ OFA A terse description of Canada‘s lead- 1 ing business college, a school which .- rogisters 1000 students a year, employs I 1‘3 regular teachers. and uses 100 typeâ€" , writers. The school also has a thor- . ough system of instruction by mail. Complete courses are given in Book- keeping, Shorthaud, ’l‘ypewritlng, j Telegraphv and Illustration . : The book is descriptive of all, and to , enquirers is given FREE. central Business College ' 0F TORQ NTO. lenzn W. H. SHAIV, President F

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