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it WAS LAID UP FOR OVER A YEAR TILL DODD’S ‘ KIDNEY PILLS CURED HIS KIDNEÂ¥ TROUEI .â€" \TQW He’s Perfectly Healthy and Able to Work â€" Gives all the Credit to the Great Canadian Kidney Remedy. Wapella, Assay... N. W. T., March 20 ~<Specia1).â€"Cured of Kidney Dis ease that had laid him up for over a year, Mr. Geo. Bartleman, a wellâ€" known. man here, is loud in his prais- es of 'Dodd’s Kidney Pills, for to them and nothing else he claims he owes his cure. "Yes, I had Kidney Trouble,” Mr. Bartleman says. “I had pains in my back and in other parts of my Body and though the doctor did what he could for me, I grew Worse till I was unable to work. 1“Then I started to take Dodd’s Kidney Pills, and I took them all winter and summer while I was unâ€" able to work. IQtook in all twelve boxes, and now I am perfectly heal- thy. My pains are all gone and I am able to work. I heartily 'recomâ€" mend Do-dd’s Kidney Pills to all suf~ ferers from Kidney Disease." Dodd’s Kidnev Pills always cure the Kidneys. 'HCalthy Kidneys strain all impurities, all seeds of disease, out of the blood. That’s why Dodd’s Kidney Pills cure such a wide range of diseases including Bright’s Disease, Rheumatism and Urinary Troubles. â€"-â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"â€"+â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"-.â€" GOT AWAY WITH THE FISH. _-.. Story 01f a Grimsby Trawler and. a Danish Gunboat. A gunshot rent the air. The cap- tain turned from his supervision of .the men to find a Danish gumboat -ary world by storm, before he was IVHAT CAN A BOY DC? This is what a boy can do, be- cause boys have done it: He can write a poem. Alexander Pope wrote his famous “Ode to Soliâ€" tude” when he was only 12 years old. He can write a great book. Ma- caulay wrote his first volume, the “Primaaiae,” which took the liter- in his teens. He can write a successful play. John O’Keefe. the famous Irish acâ€" tor and playwright, wrote a play that is considered good today, when he was only 15. He can become famous. Charles Dickens did his “Sketches by 1302” so well that before he was 22 his name was known to all the world. He can “nuake his mark” so well that it will open his career. Palmerâ€" ston, England’s great statesman, was admired in school home in Eng- lish, French and Italian that are models 'of composition toâ€"day. He can enter; a great university beâ€" fore he is 13. William Pitt did it. .._.__,__+.__..._.. MIDâ€"WINTER EX C URSIONS . To Washington, March 2, 3, 4:, 16. and April 7th. Florida and New Orleans, March lst to (3th, via Lackawanna Railâ€" road from Buffalo. Lowest. rates; choice of routes. Apply to A. Leadâ€" ley, C. A.. Toronto, or Fred P. Fox, D. P. A., Buffalo, N. Y. FOR OVER SIXTY YEARS. Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup -has been used by millions of mothers for their children while teething. It soothes the child, softens the gums, alloys pain, cures windcolic, regulates the stomach and‘bowels, and is the best remedy for Diarrhoea. Twentyâ€"five cents a bottle. Sold by druggists throughout the world. Be sure and ask for "Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup." 22â€"04 Get up with the lurk, but don’t disturb other people With your lark- ing. W SETTLERS LOW RATES WEST. Via the Chicago and North Western on his portâ€"bow. A little drama, enacted in Icelandic waters, had beâ€" gun, says the London Daily Mail. It was a fishing vessel hailing from By. every day from March 1st to May 15th, 1905, settlers one-way Second-class tickets at Very low rates from Chicago to points in Grimsby that Was thus rudely sur- prised. The skipper is the most po- pular man in the Lincolnshire port. For a week his crew had Worked hard at the nets, and had gathered a rich harvest for their labors, when the gunboat came upon the scene. Could he be within the limits? That was the captain’s first ,thought. No. But the summons could not very well be defied. In a moment his mind was made up. He must face the music. But in his surâ€" render Captain did not de- SPMI‘. He has a stout heart and a brave spirit, and, while the gun- boat Was sending a “deputation” to the trawler, he held a hurried conâ€" versation with the mate. If the Danish authorities had but known the secret that passed between the tw0 men then! So a Danish officer and three men came aboard, and the captain was formally under arrest. They sailed into the nearest port, and the Eng- lish captain ‘Was tried and fined £100, his cargo of fish and the Vesâ€" sel’s gear also to be confiscated. But while the magistrates were putting their heads together and deâ€" ciding upon this penalty, there was activity aboard the trawler. The mate remembered the captain’s con- versation. life was alert and keenâ€" eycd. The captain had been several hours ashore. That meant that the court had gone against him. So the mate took the crew into his confiâ€" dence, and they acted promptly. Without any violence or undue scene that trim little trawler sailed away for Grim'sby with the Danish men aboard, and safely landed its splendid catch. And the captain? He got leave to go to an adjacent town and seek the assistance of the English consul. And at this latter place he boarded an Aberdeen trawler and hid in the coal bunkers. They had heard of the escape of his vessel by this time and came in search of him. But the captain made an excellent stOWawayâ€"and he saw his friends in Grims'by again. -.___+'__.. WISHING. “That hateful Mrs. Nexdore re- marked to me toâ€"day,” said the p‘retâ€" ty young wife, "that ‘beauty is only skin deep.’ " "Come now," replied her shrewd husband, “what are you leading up 0?" t "Well, I was just. going to say I’d like to have a little of it that Was sealskin deep.” iUtali, Montana, Nevada, Idaho, Ore- gon, Washington, California, also to Victoria, Vancouver, New Westminâ€" ster, Bossland and other points in {the Kootenay District. 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He has great taste for ,music, and this is only natural, for his grandfather had his head broken witl. a comet at a picnic.” Minard's Linimenl Lumbeyrman's friend TARTARY’ S AWAKENING. The ferment in Russia has had a. curious sequel in a racial ferment among the Tatars of the Crimea for the restoration of their ancient king- dom. 'A pretender has even appeared styling himself Sabal-Girez Khan, and claiming to be a descendant of Scachin Garez Khan, the last of the independent Khans, who submitted to Russia in 1783. The pretender, who appears among the Tatar villages, with an armed bodyguard, has even issued a manifesto claiming the reâ€" storation of the Khanate. Troops have been sent from Sevastopol to Buchaschisaraj, and the mOSque where the Khans of old were inaugurated is under mili- tary guard. NATURALLY. EdithFâ€"“Tllel‘e is one thing in par- ticular that I like Mr. Tactin for. He is so frank, you know. He al- ways tells me of my faults without the least hesitation. . That was the agreement I caused him to make.” Berthaâ€"“And you mean to say that you do not get angry with him?” EdithIâ€"' ‘Never.’ ’ Berthaâ€"“Tell me. some of the faults he has found in you." ' Edithâ€"“Oh, he hasn’t found any yet. When I ask him to name them he always says that I am faultless.” Heâ€"“I understand you have been attending an ambulance class. Can you tell me what is the best thmg to do for a broken heart?” Sheâ€" “Oh, yes. Bind up the broken por- tion with a gold ban-(l, bathe with orange blossom water, and apply plenty of raw rice. Guaranteed to be well in a month." That Cutting Acid that arises from the j the ancient capital; ’ The satisfaction of having the washing done early in the day. and well done, belongs to ever, User of Sunlight Soap. 10}; No Breakfast Table complete without An admirable food, with all its natural qualities intact, fitted to build up and maintain robust health, and to resist winter’s extreme cold. It is a valuable diet for children. 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Oh, those happy childâ€" hood daysâ€"what a digestion I used to have then, to be sure!” Minafd’s Linimenl used by Physicians His Fatherâ€"-“Look here, Tom, have you really gone and engaged yourself to that widow without my consent?” Toni (gloomily)â€"“I did the kind your mother ' eyeing l Gleanlngl For the vary but land your work to the “ IRETISH AMERICAN IYIINO 00.” I00! (or “out In your town. on and and. Montreal. oronto, Ottawa, Quebec, wean Georgeâ€""I know I am not Worthy of you, butâ€"” Ethelâ€"“Don't ever say that again; it’s no use worrying over what you can’t help.” Use Lover’s Dry Soap (a powder) to wash woolens and flannels,- you’ll like it. Ministerâ€"“So you don’t think I practise what I preach, deacon?" Deaconâ€"“Well, considering that you have been preaching on the subject of resignation for the past thirtyâ€" seven years, I don’t'quite think you do.’ I I Kill. A. W. GHASE S 25 cmnnu cum-z ... 0- , is sent direct to the diseased parts by the Improved Blower. 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Haven’t you heard [people say that times are very bad just noiv?” Bickle’s Anti-Consumptive Syrup is an unparalleled remedy for colds, coughs, influenza and diseases of the throat and lungs. The fame of the medicine rests upon years of successful use in eradicating these affections, and in protecting mankind from the fatal ravages of consumption, and as n. neg- lected cold leads to consumption, one cannot be too careful to fight it in its early stages. Bickle’s Syrup is the weapon, use it "I hate grammar awful," remarkâ€" ed a young follow to whom some- thing had becn said regarding that study. "170 you?" replied an elderâ€" ly gentleman. “No doubt you will like it better When you become ac- quainted With it.” " masses. 0. o. RICHARDS & 00., Gentlemenâ€"My three children were dangerously low with diphâ€" theria. 0n the advice of our priest my wife began the use of MINARD’S LINIMENT. 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On one occasion a pageaboy, whom he had recently engaged, astonished a wellâ€"known doctor by appearing to wait at breakfast with a swollen face, and a pair of unmistakable black eyes. “Why, John,” said the master, “you seem to have been fighting.” "Yes, sir; I have,” Was the reply. “And who may your opponent have been?” “Why, sir, Dr. Mill’s boy.” "And what did you fall out about, pray?” “Why, sir, he said as you wasn’t fit to clean his master's shoes.” “And what did you say?” "Wed, sir, I said as how you was.” Archer, of Brewer, Maine, says: f‘I have had Catarrh for several years. Water would run from my eyes and nose for days at a time. About four months ago I was induced to try Dr. Agnew’s Catarrhal Powder, and since using the Wonderful remedy I have not had an attack. It relieves in ten minutes.” 50 centsâ€"17 u The man who has half an hour to spare generally drops in and occuâ€" pies a half an hour that belongs to some other man. Keep Minaul’s Liniment in the house “Isn’t that merely idle gossip?" "Gossip, my dear,” answered Miss Cayenne, “is never idle. It is the most industrious thing on earth.” ...â€"...â€" In Nature’s Storehouse There Are Curesâ€"Medical experiments have shown conclusively that there are medicinal virtues lll even ordinary plants growâ€" ing up around us which give them a value that cannot be estimated. it is held by some that Nature provides a cure for every disease which neglect and ignorance have visited upon man. How- ever, this may be, it is well known that Parmclce’s Vegetable Pills (instilled from roots and herbs, are a sovereign remedy in curing all disorders of the digestion. Vanity makes a cheap chronic. feel like an oil painting. Nothing looks more ugly than to see a person whose hands are covered over with warts. Why have these disfigure- ments on your person when a sure re- mover of all Warts, corns, etc., can-'be found in Holloway’s Corn Cure. 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If it doesn’t cure you, your money will be refunded. Prices: S. C. WELLS & Co. 308 25c. 50c. 81 LeRoy. , Y., Toronto, an. ISSUE NO. 11â€"05. :.".m.-."r‘:. Aft/LEJU‘... v. . .. éaf-‘m-“.‘."" :‘:$$.5- '15.. A. n '1/.‘./. . .Al 1.. {xi-«.- a»..... A . , J'le’l.a’~.l”4‘.-‘v“.z< .. â€" :1 ‘4 ~.-‘ ‘..