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.,â€";.~:.-n..m....~ ». ......__.....«- -.- . . . . 4 - '(‘ :1 r-rummfl:fi.\~u:3 1145's.: .:::::-:.-.{5.uszt‘£3:v I, ~:: ». 7,. . ~,u;mfi' mtg-v-e-nrcusrimzxmugwyru- ... __,c___, ,N vgggll-vâ€"iwv «A. p w.,..._..._ M...â€" it i 1 i l l. l If“: ‘ Humor ana Philosophy. By DUNCAN M. SMITH SIMPLE ROAD TO SUCCESS. The secret of succeeding, You‘ll find on careful readingâ€" This little song I sing: To roll in milk and honey Isthisâ€"to place your money On a dead sure thing. Of course advice is breezy, And it may not look so easy The bullseye bell to ring, But you’ll not have any trouble, And your modest pile will double On a dead sure thing. For sure some things are touted That for sucker bait was sprouted, A straight tip with a string. By such things understanding You’ll have no trouble landing On a dead sure thing. If p’s and q’s you're minding, It sliod'ld be easy finding A fortune on the wing. Avoid the getâ€"rich-quick men, And place yours with the slick men On a dead sure thing. Now that you understand it You cannot help but land it And into riches swing. Brush out your eyes and see it, And then at last you’ll be it On a dead sure thing. It Is His Trade. Rebuffs roll off the experienced book :achs much as a Johnstown flood ::niight roll Olf the back of a grand- :fathor duck. It is part of his calling to have people throw words at him, .2illltl he ducks and lets them fly over ibis head while he waits for an opening ".to get in a word relative to the select jpropqsition for refined people that he :is placing on the market just as a tu- wor to those who appreciate good litera- ‘sture. g It might discourage another man and «cause him to go home and put his face «down in his hands and weep and to find music in the crying of his children ~who were starving to death because of -the knowledge that they would not '-thcn,gi'ow up to be book agents. Thousands of people start out as 'Zbook agents,'but it is only the people *who like that sort of thing who stick, ' :and they get revenge by waiting until the man is through talking and then selling him a set of books that he «doesn’t want on a contract that will l’keep him paying $1 a Week for the rest of his- natural life, with a small bal- ';ance to be made up by his heirs and as- :signs. Improved Methods. “Young men must sow their wild mate, just as their fathers did.” “Not at all. The progressive young man sows his by electricity these days}? Tervcenters or TWO/let‘s: “How much does he pay for his cl- ggars?” “Depends on who is‘ looking at the time he makes the purchase.” The Modern Need. “A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a. horse!" The monarch cried, while slowly sank his star. ' LBut now the man of millions who would shine Must cry, "My millions for an auto car!" Saving His Money For Flour. “Why do you think they are en- gaged?” . ' “He has quit bringing flowers every time he calls.” No Taint on It. “I’ll give,” he wrote, “a million To help enlarge your scope. p You‘ll find it good clean money; ‘ I made it'sclling soap.” PERT PARAGRAPHS. If the child only knew he was the fa- ther to the man, quite a different set of rules might govern the household. The missinglink 'must he singular, because it would be easy to find “the missing lynx. It isn’t right to judge a bartend- =er by the compa- ny he keeps; he is dicing it for pay. 0: Some men put their conscience in <2old storage, to be withdrawn after They have made their pile. No small boy is really happy unless 31c knows some boy that he thinks he can lick, and then he doesn’t always stay happy. Inevitable Result. “He never took a'dishouest dollar in his life.” “is he as poor as all that?” Helped the Game. “Bliffkins is a great humorist.” “ Yell. he is an industrious scrap- book keeper.” In the Balloon. “Are you enjoying it?" "illnlkf-Jil, yes. ._ an 11” n __,, w.~ I ’ mmm21~ - .. .r ‘ -v~;.¢ ~54 'Ar 8 40 1‘s are .‘lil'e‘lilg "- ’39:?" ‘ GROMOBOI. SlNKS. Strikes Mine and Goes Down With 800 Handsâ€"Admiral Skrydloff Be- lieved to Be a Victim. London, May 31.â€"The ‘Tokio corres- pondent of The Daily Express reports that the cruiser Gromoboi of the Via- ‘divostock squadron, with nearly 800 men on board, issued from Vladivo- stock in the hope of joining the rem- nant of Rojestvensky’s fleet, and that it struck a Japanese mine and sunk with all hands. The correspondent says it is believed that Vice-Admiral Skrydloi‘t was on board the Gromoboi. Prizes In Port. Tokio, May 31.â€"-â€"The captured Rus- sian battleship Orel arrived at Malsuru navy yard at noon yesterday. The battleships Nicholas 1. and Admiral Seniavin and the coast defence iron- clad Admiral Apraxine reached Sasebo at 1 o’clock yesterday. It is reported that the Orel and Nicholas I. are slightâ€" ly damaged. Wounded RuSSians. . London, May 31.â€"â€"A special despatch from Kobe, Japan, says that hundreds of Russians, many of them badly wounded, are coming ashore at Yama- guehi, on the coast of Japan, opposite the Straits of Corea, in boats or cling- ing to wreckage. Losses Admitted. St. Petersburg, May 31.â€"The Ad- miralty officially admits the sinking of the battleships Kniaz' Souvaroi‘f, Borodino and Osliabia, the repair ship Kamtschatka and the (cruiser) Orel. Rojestvensky inspecting His Sailors on His Flagship, Kniaz Souvaroff. ' -.. â€" ~' It Is the Style. You may not think the story true, But this is what the natives do Down in Panamaâ€" Thoy wear straw hats the winter through Down in Panama. You'd guess that they might freeze their hair, _ But, no; when it is winter there, Down in Panama, It’s hot enough to roast a. bear, Htsâ€"~- - Down in Panama. ..-\. " -_.__.-__.4.._.....__._ -..._.._.__-. a" .. _ .. Trent Valley Navigation 00., LIMITED . A. Bobcaygeon, Sturgeon Point. Lindsay. Strainer “ ESTURION.” Juno lst until Sept. 30th, inclusive. Rt ad down. Read up. a m. p m. p m. p. in. LV 0.1!) 310 Bobcaygeon Ar 1 15 8.10 Lv 715 4.10 Sturgeon [’12 Lv 12 10 6.55 5.30 Lindsay lv 11.00 a.m. 5.45 During June, July, Aug. and Sept, Sat- urday’s boat will await arrival of G. 'l‘. R. and C. P. l. evening trains from Toronto, and G. '1‘. ll evening train From Port Hope. Meals served on board. l“01‘llckcls and general information apply to out-agent, D. CouId,I"enc10u Falls. llllllill “nu nus. Rabi. fihamhers Is prepared to furnish the people of Lind say and surrounding country Will] MONU- .11 EN’l‘S and l-IEADS'l‘ONES, both Marble and granite. ' Estimates promptly given on all kinds or Ccmclery work. Marble Table Tops, Wash 'l‘o'ps, Mantle Pieces, etc,, a specialty. Beluga practical workman, all should see [us deSIgtns and compare prices before purchasing elsewhere. WORKSâ€"4n the rear of the \larket on Cambridge-st , opposite the packing house R. CHAMBERS Horsemen requiring route f bills or cards should see what [we have to show in cuts and s l workmanship. ? able. .1. $5635ng €0@@8§W§%@@@@ Prices reason- PRECES on Building Hardware, Wire Edge Ready Roofing, Metal Shingles and Siding, Glass, Paint, Oils. Eavetroughing a. specialty. JCS. HEARD. £5 OPTIGIANS. fiflflflfififl Is a possible result of' doing without spectacles when they are necdcd. that incorrectly fitted glasses are harmful. Have your eyes examined. are normal, and, if they are not normal, may save you serious trouble. It is needless to say It may prove that they We make no charge for examination. BRITTON BROS. Foot of Kent St., Lindsay. Our new store is headquarters in Fenelon Falls for emanates, re. READY-MADE marinas, ' GRGGKERY, _ GLASS'W'ABE, BOOTS 8: stress. Joe. Manama HAVE PURGHASED W. MCKEOWWS FORNWURE US lid E33, and will carry a large ‘ and up-to-date stock of furniture. _ Am also prepared to do all kinds of Carriage Making, Repairing and - Repainting, and to make DOORS AND SASH. Planing done on hort notice. Gainer. _ â€"or THEâ€"â€" County of Victoria. he next sittings of the above Court wil be held in Twomey’s hall, Fenelon Falls ON MONDAY, JULY lOih, 1905, commencing at 1 o’clock in the afternoorr Thursday, June 29th, will be the last day of service on defendants residing in this county. Defendants living in other coun- ties must. be served on or before Satur- day, June 24th. 3%“ Office hours from 10 a. m. to 4 p. m. ELISHA MARK, E. D.HA.ND, Bailiff. Clerk. Fenclon Falls, April 12th, 1905. YOU NEED NM" GO To Montreal or New York for choice patterns or low prices in WALL PAPER. We have them here now for your selection. Goonwm’s, LINDSAY, NEXT TO SIMPSON HO USE. .smscmpa :. SECOND DIVISION COURT ‘ ' it)“- SOC] its“: ES. I<NIGHTS 0F TENTED MACCABEES _ Diamond Tan No. 208. Meets in the True Blue hall in McArthur’s Block on the first and third Tuesday in each umulh. CHAS. Wise, Com. 0 W Bunnorus, R. K. CANADIAN ORDER OF ODDFELLOWS Trent Valley Lodge No. 71. Meet in the Orange hull on Francis street west on the first and third Mondays in each month WM. DEYMAN Jn., N. G. J T. 'l‘nonrsox Ju., See . C]|.§.I.No.1006. MEI-2T IN THE ORANGE . lil on Francis-S1 West on [1 Tuesday in every month. 1e second LEWIS DEYMAN, W. M. S. D Hana, Rec -Seo. %_ Fillllv’lREc LOYA L TRUE llLUE LODGE _J l0 ' 1.18, meets fii'sl Friday of each month 111 Orange hull Visiting brethren always welcome ’l‘nns JoliNS'i‘ON, W ll. “0 WM BRANDON, Rec. See. “mm NDEPENDENT ORDE t of FORESTERS Court Plunnix No 182. Meet on the lasL Monday of (:‘lCll mon ' ) . . Lh ill tl " bluehall1nMcAi-ihur’sliiocli. w hue D. GoULD, Chief Ranger. lnos AUSTIN, R. S. v â€"~_.â€"-~._\\_ ANADIAN ORDER OF FORESTERS ’ Fcnelon F-ills Lodm T I . - l\0 626. 'll’ m the Orange Hall on Francis Sll'OeLJWESBt on the last Thursday ofcuch month. [4' S\ll’i‘lll-‘R in Cl' 1 I. .., ncfltam H w. D. spicy, Soc_ ‘g ’ . CANADIAN HOME CIRCLES. FFNF LON Falls Circle No. .127, meets ill this True Blue hall in 11ch i . ‘ rlliur’s ~ first Wednesday in every month.Block the 1’ lluncnss, Leader. R. 1.. SYLVESTER, Secrelary. E. AND A. .11., G. R. C. THE SPRY W12] Lodge (106. Meets on the first full] misdlay 0! each month,0n or before the 0 1e moon in Ll - v L Cunningham’s Bldck. 1e ledge mom m W H. Ronsox, W. M. E. FITZGERALD, Secrelarv. BAPTIST CHURCH~â€"QUEEN ST. REV I 'J. H Hannah, Minister. Prcacliin ’ slciwces cyerySunduy at 10 30 a. m. and 2 “Bibi: Class and Sunday School '11; ... . 1. rais z " ' ‘ ' ' ‘ ThurSday abs p Ienind player servnce on \ETHODIST CHURCH-â€"-COLBORNE Streetâ€"Rev H B K ' . , . oune ' Sunday servzce at 10.30 a m null, filter): Sabbath School at 2 '30 League of Christian Endeavor on Tfiglilal; evening»;r at 8 07010“: P1 . Thursday at 7.30. x I '3'” meeting on ST. ANDREW’S CHURCHâ€"COLBORNE serVStrcetâ€"â€"Rev. R C. H. Sinclair, Pastor. ices every Sunday at 10 30 a. m. and 7 pm. Sunday School every Sunday at. 2. 30 p. In. Christian Endeavor meeting every Tuesduyal 8 p.m. Pl. . . . every Thursday at 7 3 s p. m. 1') 81 meeting SALVATION ARMYâ€"BARRACKS ON D Dond St. Westâ€"Captain Stephens and dicute’i‘nmt Brass Service every Wednes- Say',011h11£ii'sdagl' and Saturday evenings at ca an on Sund ' p. m. and’7.30 p In. M, M 11 a. m" 3 NM, ._ SP. ALOYSIUS R. C. CHURCHâ€"LOUISA ‘ Streetâ€"Rev. Father O’Leary, l‘astor bervrccs every alternate Sunday at 10.30 a. m. Sun'da School ‘ ‘ noon at 2 o’cllick. every sundfly am”- mm ‘iT. JAMES’ CHURCH, BOND ST. EAST .Rcv. A. Dickinson, Rector. Sundn ’ servxce: Matins 10 30 a. 111.; evensong at; p. m. Celebration of Holy Communion lir‘t Sunday of every month at 10.30 a. m anad third Sunday of every month at 8 a in Sunday School 2.30 p. 111. Thursday ever ' week as follows: Catechising of childredr at I). m, eveneollg at 7 3 practice at 8 15 p. m. p m 2 01101? M 3&3?“ Seals/rec in all c/un'clzes. Everybody invited to attend. Strangers cordially welcomed R- \m l‘IISCELLrlNEOUS. )UBLIC LIBRA'R Y"l\l RS. M. E. CALDER ‘ Librarian. Reudin Roou ‘ Sunday excepted, t'romglo o’cllotilgtdn 10 o clock p. m. Books exchanged on Tu “ days, Thursdays and Saturdays from 2“- m. to 4 p., and in the evening from 7 to 1:} OST-OFFICEâ€"-F. J. KERR, POSTMAS- " ter. Open daily, Sundays excepted iiom 7 30 a m. to 7 p. in. Mail going south closes at 7 p. in. Letters for registration must- be‘poatcd lmlt‘an hour previous to Lh time for closing the mails. 0 WM NEWSPAPER LAW. 1 Apost master is re ' d . . - un'e ' two by letter (returning 310 papteil' (is)? no. answer the law), when a. subscribx 8 Mt not take his paper out of the oiiiL slate the reasons for its not bein '0 Any neglect to do so makes the pail responSiblo to the publisher for payment tinzuéflf gray person orders his paper discbn e mus a . - i . publisher may cgnl’nitlii) amemges’ or the . to send it u ' payment is made, and collect the anotll; amount whether the paper is. taken from the oiiice or not. There discontinuance until the pairing; ilsanliefia1 3. Any person who takes a m the post~oflicc, whether ‘ name or another, scribed or not, is r) 4. If a subscrib~ e, and taken. master to pay for if he takes it. from This proceeds upon the grou must pay for what he uses. a. The courts have decided that refusing pers and periodical a W s fro Ellie ‘IJOst-Olllte,p01' removing and loavinm .on. uncalled ior, is prime facz'e evideucgd .1. V: CuJilcrztzoruzi1mm the post-oliice. ad that. a man