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‘. (a 'u. HE TE LS THEM POISON ill 16]? CREAM ENGLAND. T0 A BUSY DAY inâ€" BIRMINGHAM, JOHN J. BURNS CUBED BY DODD’S KIDNEY PILLS. â€"_ He Had Chronic Inflammation (If the Kidneysâ€"Says His Brother Foresters Can Tell all About it. Darnley, P.E.I., Aug. 14 (Special). râ€"JOhll J. Burns, a prominent mem- ‘ber of the I.O.F., here, whose cure of Chronic Inflammation of the Loins and Kidneys caused a sensa- tion some time ago, reports that he is still in splendid health. “Yes,” says Mr. Burns, “my cure is entire- ly satisfactory. I have had no trou- ble since I used Dodd's Kidney Pills. They drove away the disease from which I suffered for eight, years. "No, I'll never forget Dodd’s Kid- ney Pills. The doctor could not help me. I got so bad I could scarcely walk, sit or sleep. I was about to give up entirely when an adver- tisement led me to try Dodd‘s Kidâ€" ney Pills. Now I am in good health. Dodd's Kidney Pills saved my life." If any one doubts Mr. Burns' story he simply refers them to his brother Foresters. They all know how he suffered and that Dodd’s Kidney P‘ills cured him. ..___.__.fâ€". EFFECTIVE IRONY . L Like ridicule, irony is often more effective than argument, and may convey suggestions and ideas in a. terse and pithy manner, as when one says, “You can't always judge by appearances; the man who wears a diamond pin may be really wealthy.” A gentleman, it was once said, never inflicts pain. On which a wit remarks, “This is hard on the den- tists." Not a bad story is told of an aged clergyman who met a man loudly declaiming against foreign missions. “Why,” asked the objector, “doesn't the Church look after the heathen at home?” “We do," said the clergy. man, quietly, and gave the man a tract. “So far as you saw," said coun~ sel to a witness, “she was doing her ordinary household duty?" “Iishould say soâ€"she was talk- ing,” was the ironical reply. "He never had but one genuine case in his life," said a lawyer of a rival, "and that was when he prosecuted his studies." Some lawyers have had curious ex- periences of ironical wills. There is the not unfamiliar case of the French merchant who left a handsome legacy to a lady who had refused to marry him twenty years before, in grati~ tude for her kindness in not taking him at his word. There is a. good deal of pointed satire in such ironical facetiae as the following: "We are reminded you can't buy a. quart of sand and be sure that it is not half sugar." 'A resident in a suburban district was asked how his house had fared during a snowstorm. "Oh, badly," .was the reply; “my cistern is the on- ly dry place in it." “Wot'll I do with this burglar alarm, Billâ€"take it along?” asks burglar number one. Second burglar: "Yes; slip it in the bag. We can get someting for it."~ +____ TWO IN S UCCES SION. Tessâ€"Jack stole a kiss from me last night. J cssâ€"Gracious ! about it? Tossâ€"Nothing. I didn't have time; he made restitution immediately. .__._.._+____. HEART RIGHT What did you do When He Quit Coffee. Life Insurance Companies will not insure a man suffering from heart trouble. The reason is obvious. This is a serious matter to the husband or father who is solicitous for the future of his dear ones. 0fâ€" ten the heart trouble is caused by an unexpected thing and can be cor rected if taken in time and properly treated. A man in Colorado writes: “I was a great coliee drinker for many years, and was not aware of the injurious effects of the habit till I became a practical invalid, sull‘er- ing from heart trouble, indigestion and nervousness to an extent that. made me wretchedly miserable myâ€" self and a nuisance to those who witnessed my sufferings. “I continued to drink Coffee, howâ€" ever, not suspecting that it was the cause of my ill-health, till, on ap- plying l‘or life insurance I was re lected on account of the trouble with my heart. 'l‘hen- I became alarmed. I found that leaving on coffee helped me quickly, so I quit it altogether and having been at- tracted by the adVertisements of Postum Food Coffee I began its use. "The change in my condition was remarkable, and it was not long till I was completely cured. All my all-- ments vanished. My digestion was completely restored, my nervousness disappeared, and, most important of all, my heart steadied down and be- came normal, and on a second ex- amination I was accepted by the life insurance company. Quitting Coffey and using Postum worked the cure.“ -Name given by Postum Co., P'it'iie Creek, Mich. There’s a reason, and it is explainâ€" ed in the little book. “The Road to .Wellville in each package. The Hospitals Crowded With Sufferers From Baleful Penny Ice. For four hours on a recent Sun- day afternoon and evening the Birâ€" mingham, England, hospitals were fairly besieged. A constant stream of vehicles kept arriving and dis- charging sick children. The little oncs came in cabs and tramcars, in perambulators' and ambulances. Many of them were suffering from violent abdominal pains, and all were afflicted with alarming sickness. At first it was feared some new and deadly epidemic had broken out, but inquiries made proved that they were all patrons of an Italian iceâ€" cream vendor on the Parade. In all 45 cases were attended by the doctors. In many instances the work of the medical men had been made light by the intelligence of the police, who had promptly adminisâ€" tered emetics, without waiting for the doctor. Parents and friends of the sufferers became greatly excited, anticipating the worst consequences. There were some noisy scenes outside the hospi- tal, and then an indignant crowd went oil in search of the man who had sold the ice cream. He beat a hasty retreat, which was covered by the police. It was well that a good force of constables was on the scene, or the man would certainly have been handled roughly. The remainder of the ice cream has been seized by the police. It is be- ing kept in a frozen condition and was handed over to the analyst. ICE CREAM FOR BABIES. For a time the condition of some of the children was exceedingly clitâ€" ical and but for the prompt measures taken might have had fatal conseâ€" quenccs. All the sufferers were discharged from the hospital on Saturday night, though many remain under medical treatment at their homes. A striking feature of the incident is the fact that some of the little sull'crers were mites only two years old. 'At that age it might be thought, even the very best ice cream is liable to have an undesirable ef- fect. Apparently the Italian does not rely upon children for custom. One patient admitted to the hospital was a man 45 years of age, who has had to endure a fire of merciless chail' as a result of his amiable weakness for penny ices. .__.__.+.____ Nothing looks more ueg than to see a. person whose hands are covered over with warts. Why have these disfigure- ments on your person when a sure rc- movcr of all warts, corns, etc., can be found in Holloway’s Cori- Cure. +.. RARE WOODS. Various Kinds Which Are "Very Hard. to Obtain. Old and wellâ€"seasoned oak is hard to get and harder to work. There is no great quantity of old oak furâ€" niture in the market, and old pieces that would supply large enough lumber for important work are Scl- dom found. New kiln-dried oak is uncertain, being liable to warp and crack. I’anelled articles can be made of such material with some safety, but large solid articles are likely to give a bad account of themSelves at the end of a winter in a steam-heated house. Rosewood also the best cabinetâ€" makers distrust. This wood has a peculiar oily quality that makes it unsafe when glued. For this reason rosewood is used chiefly as a veneer. Thin sheets lose much of their oil and take glue satisfactorily. Native Walnut is no longer 8. fav- orite with the cabinetmakers. This wood was in effect exhausted a "quarâ€" ter of a century ago or more. and it is now as expensive as mahogany and by no means so beautiful. Chestnut is a good deal prized, not for furniture, but for wainscotting and for doors. It is sometimes put up in the rough with good effect, and sometimes oiled and polished. when it is remarkably beautiful consider~ ing the cost. Gulf cypress is used with great ef- fect in like fashion, and when filled and oiled it makes one of the most beautiful woods for inexpensive in- terior decoration. Cherry was the old substitute for mahogany, and is still a favorite Wood with the furniture makers. It is, however, not easily obtained in a properly seasoned condition, for proâ€" per seasoning makes it expensive. The fact is that with cherry, as with oak and mahogany, the season- ing is an important element of cost. The cabinetmaker who must sink his capital for WM or three years in wood that is undergoing the process of seasoning finds it hard to com- pete. with those who use kiln-dried material. Mahogany is the favorite wood with the best cabinetmakers. There is a vast amount of seasoned maâ€" hogany to be had from ruinous old articles made in the last century when the rage for mahogany was Well developed; and while the new mahogany is less beautiful than the old, purchasers of furniture seem to have learned that it is worth while to have the new wood Well seasoned. fistâ€"â€" Floating islands, the largest being about tln'ee~q‘.iarters of a mile in area. form an interesting feature of a lake in Mindanao. Sunlight Soap will not injure your blankets or harden them. it will make them soft, white and fleecy. 73 -. . ». . .- _ 2‘ »."‘,.. --r, HOW TO THROW A HORSE. To Thoroughly Take the Out of Him. To thoroughly take the conceit out of a. horse, there is no better way than to throw him. It certainly re- quires piuck and determination to throw a horse single handed, but if done, your horse is virtually con- gquered for good and all. To do this put a good strong halter on your horse, take a strap with a ring in it and buckle it round the horse's oil foreleg below the fetlock joint; take ;a rope eight feet long and tie it to 'this strap; place a surcingle round the horse’s body; take up your posiâ€" tion on the right side of the horse, bring the rope OVer the horse's back from the off side; take hold of the rope, and pull his foot to his body; take a firm hold of this foot, holding it in that position, then take hold of the horse’s halter with the left hand, pull his head to you, and ,press against his body with your .‘elbow, using the words "Lie down." The majority of horses can be thrown in this way in less than a minute, while others. of course, imight fight longer. As soon as the animal has been thrown, take the lrope that is underneath him, bring it under the surcingle and pass it through the ring of the halter, and back under the surcingle again, and [thus you haVe the rope in position lto bring his head over his shoulder. lMake him put his head on the fground, and if he makes any atâ€" ;tempt to get“up, pull his head up jimmediately, which will prevent him Efrem rising. This will give him ithoroughly to understand that you are master. Once a horse realizes lyour power over him, he will do al- Imost anything a horse can do. -â€"â€"â€"-â€"+ The Most Popular Plll.â€"The pill is sthe most popular of all forms of medi- cine, and of pills the most popular are Parinclec's Vegetable Pills, because they do what it is asserted they can do, and are not put forward on any ficti- tious claims to excellence. They are compact and portable, they are easily taken, they do not. nauseate nor gripe. and they give relief in the most stub- born cases. Conceit Fatherâ€"“You ought to be ashamed of yourself, Dick; you are now .in your twenty-fifth year, and you {haven't earned a penny yet. At your age I had already married a woman with ten thousand dollars.”- It is Known Ever where.-â€"-Tnoru is not a. city, town or lamlet in Canada Where Dr. Thomas’ Eclectric Oil 15 em lknownâ€"wherever introduced it made a foothold for itself and maintained it. Some merchants may suggest some other remedy as equally bcnull ml. Such recommendations should be :c- 'celved with doubt. There is only vnc Eclectric Oil, and that is Dr. Thmnas' Take nothing else. , NOT DESIGNED FOR LOVERS. Heâ€""I am sure Cupid had nothing to do-with the alphabet." Sheâ€"“What gives you that impresâ€" sion " Heâ€"“Ii‘ he had been doing it he twould haVe placed U and I much near- or each other.” Wash greasy dishes. pots or pan: with Lover's Dry Soap a powder. It will remove the grease 'witb the greatest ease. Ethel (to her dearest friend)â€"â€"“I put my foot in it so dreadfully when Edwin proposed. I meant to say, 'This is so sudden!’ you know, but I was so Ilustered that instead I exâ€" claimed, ‘At last!’ " Signtls ol Danger.â€"â€"Uave you lost your appetite? lave you a coated tongue? Have you any unpleasant taste in the mouth? Does your head ache and have you dizziness? If so, your stomach is out of order and you need medicine. But you do not like medicine He that prefers sickness to medicine must suffer, but under the cir- cumstances the wise man would procure a. box or Parmelee's Vegetable Pills and speedily get himself in health, and strive to keep so. NO WONDER. “Julia!” yelled the poet, "why don't you keep thgt kid quiet? Whats the matter With it?” “I'm sure I don't know,” replied his patient wife; "I'm singing one of your lullabies to the little darling." M 5. 1. '< . . ""2: ,, J,’ *5 w. ,.A, W . .- . 11"?"- c. TEA, but we could not convince you as easily as a T We Could Talk to You All Bay ON THE MERITS OF' .- u I, ,n. .. .â€". that BLUE RIBBON is the nearest to PERFECTION that any tea has reached. TRY THE RED LABEL QUALITY. '- - Libby’s sec: Address Mn... IEtEfiiidédiii 'A telegrapher earns from $540.00 to $1800.00 21. year. 'Do you? If not, let us qualify you to do so. Our free telegraph book explains everything. Write for it to-day. If. \V. SOMERS, Principal. Billillllllll SGHBUL 0i lilElRiPHY 5Adclaide St. El t, Toronto. Ont. Mention this paper. PACIFIC COAST EXCURSIONS. During June, July, August and September the Chicago and North Western Ry. will sell from Chicago, round trip excursion tickets to San Franciseo, Los Angeles, Portland, Ore. (LeWis 5; Clarke Excursion), Se- attle, Victoria, Vancouver at very low rates. Correspondingly cheap fares from all points in Canada. Choice of routes, best of train ser- vice, favorable stopovers and liberal return limits. Rates, folders and full information can be obtained from ll. 1+. Bennett, General Agent, 2 East King St., Toronto. Ont. 31 EXACT OBEDIENCE. Native servants in India have the generally desirable thoughsometimes inconvenient virtue of the Chineseâ€"â€" doing exactly as they are told. The trouble is that they seldom use judgment. - Lord Roberts, during a campaign in India, had ordered his man to prepare his bath at a certain hour. One day a fierce engagement was go- ing on, but the servant made his way through a storm of bullets, and appeared at the commander’s side. “Sahib,” said he, “your bath is ready.” Even a better story comes from an unknown soldier, who was awakened, one morning, by feeling the servant lof a brother officer pulling at his foot. "Sahib," whispered the man, f'sahib, what am I to do? My mas- ter told me to wake him at half past six, but he did not go to bed till seven."- Dr. J. D. Kellogg’s Dyscntery Cordial is a speedy cure for dysentery, diar- rhoea, cholera, summer complaint, sea sickness and complaints incidental to children teething. It gives immediate relief to those suffering from the effects of lndisoretion in eating unripe fruit. :ucumbcrs, etc. It acts with wonderful rapidity and never fails to con nor the disease. No one need fear cho era. if they have a bottle of this medicine con- vemcnt. TWO FATHERS . Bishop Wilson of Calcutta, whose speeches are often quoted, had the happy faculty of saying the right thing at all times. On one occasion two young people whose father were famous for their diverse and peculiar views on Bibli- cal subjects came to see the bishop. "Ah," said he as he greeted one, "your father wrote a great work on the Apocalypse. I congratulate you on being the daughter of such a man.” Then, turning to his other guest, he said: "And your father iorbore to write about the Apocalypseâ€"a wise forbearance. You are to be congrat- |ulated on having so wise a father." The Daughterâ€"“I wonder if he will love me as much after we are mar- ried?" The Motherâ€"“Never mind. You will not care then uhether he does or not so long as you are marâ€" riod.” “ vh§4:..'v_“:: a“ 12:: '.,- .-‘: Wise Housekeeper: Always Have a Supply of Food Products Veal Loaf, Mclrose Pate, Deviled Ham, Dried Beef, Ham Loaf. Vienna Sausage, Baked Beans and Corned Beef Hash. THEY ARE COOKED. AND READY TO SERVE The Booklet. “How to Make Good Things to Eat," sent free. Libby, McNeil] 6. Libby, Chicago : u, Th't‘S-L} "'-.-.‘ .-.~‘-“ ' ' '- "h' .1; 1". -'..‘"‘.‘ " ' ' » r~;'~ -v.‘..‘.. -. .. . 1;-“ -._.,~.._.,.-_,., .,,-..,. , “Jags... Superfluous Hair Permanently Removed While traveling in Mexico I discoven ed a. drug which removes hair from face, arms, neck, or any part'of thd body instantly and permanently, 30 Will send to any one afflicted without any. ex cnse but a ostage stamp. Don t ju go my treatmenlé by unsuccess- ful attempts. of others. 1_ have suffered for years With this affliction and now my lites .work is to help others from this humiliating trouble. treat~ ment is easy and accomplished at home, and I “Niki-0110“. $500 if it falls to remove hau‘. Don't suffer longer. Ra. Eggislenzw yours {pr tgle asking. Write _ ‘5 you or e m addre s'. DORU’lHY BLACK. g1815 3North 8':- teenth Street, Philadelphia, 'Pa. 4 ARM A'I‘ AlRllltli‘), AI,RT""I'Aâ€"‘ 2098. acresâ€"~22 miles north of Ualgary; .3 miles from Airdrie railway depot; convenient to church, schools, stores, etc; splendidly situated; magni- ficent View; first-class soil; good water supply; up-to-dato improvements: well- built house of eight rooms. fitted with all modern conveniences and drainage 5 stein; stable, cattle sheds, bueay Sled, Workshop, corrals, etc.; good fences, all new and substantial; will be sold as a gjomg concern, with stock. crops, machinery, tools and house fun nlshmgs: this farm is all viewable, and is especially adapted for rowing hard fall ‘wheat and for mixed firming. Full articulars on application to G 1-05., Airdrio, Alta. rly M VBUR BVERflBATS M [Med Bull! would look buttord ad. I! If cm In your to", write direct cutie-l. trill: BRITISH AMERIOAN nvsmo co. MONTREAL. PROTECT YOUR FOOD WILSON’S m sacs KILL THEM ALL Avill PODLJMWATIONS Ted (smilingly)â€""You remind me of an old friend of mine.” Ethel (haughtily)â€"“Indeed! How ' old, please?” If your children moan and are rest- less during sleep, coupled, when awake. with a loss of appetite, pale counten- ance, picking of the nose, etc., you nmv depend upon it that the primary cause of the trouble is worms. Mother Graves' Worm Exterminator effectually removes these pests, at once relieving the little sufferers. _â€" A VARYING IMPRES SION. “Do you believe in the theory that the earth is falling into the sun?" “Sometimes,” answered the unâ€" scientific man. “I believe it in the I forget summer. In the winter fiummer {Scolds You should cure that cold at: once. It is not only_makln you feel miserable. but it is doing you arm "‘ rake @Eaiicsfhi’s Cure: The Lung Tonic It is guarai'uoed to cure you. Your money refunded if 1:. doesn’t. At all druggizzls, 25a, 50;. and 521.00 a bottle. 40;! ‘ WMVTWVW',‘ 1 mac-r» r-nvw an 1‘?“€J”fÂ¥mnfiflum ISSUE NO. 33â€"05.