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wv a... (T/a-m».x1- Inseam"; «_m- ,.v, ...x.. laxmw- : _â€"â€"â€"-â€" i ‘ ~____.__..-â€""s~; Results from common soaps: IS eczema, coarse hands! ragged are not‘more dillerent than the old fashioned bulk or package teas, and the ._ carefully Grown, Thoroughly Cured and Properly Packed AUNTY GLEN’ S CURE. _â€" Eow the Old Lady Got Rid of a. Dreadful Headache. Tommy Pomeroy’s pneumonia led to a discussion at the sewingâ€"club between an advocate of mustard plasters and a believer in cold-water applications. "What a variety of cures there are," remarked Miss Everett, pleasâ€" antly, with a meaning look at the others. “Yesterday I heard of the 'laughing cure’l" “Indeed!” The minister's wife hastened to help in steering conver- sation away from the belligerents. “You’ve kept yourself so young, Mrs. Glen, you must have something interesting to contribute on cures.” The old lady thus addressed was a recent comer, but it was gradualâ€" ly dawning on the community that they had a saint among themâ€"one of the unobtrusive, happy, healthy kind. Children Were already calling her “Aunty Glen.” 1 “Do you believe in mustard?" de- manded the determined advocate. “For those that it benefits, yes," said Mrs. Glen, gently. “But tell _us how you have kept well,” hastily interposed Miss Everâ€" ett. “I don’t mind telling, but I- guess you'll think it's a funny kind of cure,” Mrs. Glen replied. With a smile. “Once, years ago. I had a dreadful headache. I hadn't slept a wink the night beforeâ€"I was grieving about a friend that hadn’t treated me right. “I was just brooding away, going over and over in my mind what I'd say to Mehitabel Record some day, when I saw that a big grudge was growing right up inside of me. ‘Now,’ said I to myself, ‘s’pose Meâ€" hitabel Record did really do it, is that a reason why you should grow a grudge?’ _ “So I set right about forgiving her as hard as I could, and pretty soon I just loved Mohitabel Record, no matter what she’d done.” The needles Were motionless. The speaker, although flushing under the gaze of many eyes, continued: “And when I’d thoroughly forâ€" given Mehitabelâ€"why, my headache was gone, and I felt nice all over. It Set me to thinking. After that, whenever I had an ache or pain, I practised going aWay by myself and forgiving some one. It worked won- derfully." “Did you always have some one,” asked the minister’s wife, softly, “to practise on?” “Deary me, no!" said Aunty Glen. “Everybody’s always treatâ€" ed me so nice, I ran out of folks ’to forgive long ago." “How did you manage your ‘cure' then?” “Oh. along about the same time I ran out of aches and pains, too. I haven’t lost a day in bed in forty- flve years." There was a pause. Miss Everett, with shining eyes, broke the silence: “Ladies, I move a vote of thanks toâ€"to dear Aunty Glen, for a bit of very deep and very dear philosoâ€" phy. And I move, also, that we adopt her cure and practise it â€"- with mustard plaster or without, as each one likes." ____.__+..â€"â€".â€"â€"â€"â€"- BEARERS OF FAMOUS NAMES. The “London Directory" shows that John Bunyan is a greenâ€"grocer; John Milton keeps a Chandler’s shop: a barrister, a coachâ€"builder, and a watchmaker each boast of the name 01‘ William Shakespeare; while Charles Dickens is a Poplar baker. ..._‘..__.__4,___ WRONG SORT. _â€" Perhaps Plain Old Meat, Potatoes and Bread May be Against You for a. Time. A change to the right kind of food can lift one from a sick bed. A lady in \Veldenulll” says: “Last spring I became bedâ€"fast with severe stomach trouble accomâ€" panied by sick headache. I got worse and worse until I became so low I could scarcely retain any food at all. although I tried every kind. I had become completely discourâ€" aged, had given up all hope and thought I was doomed to starve to death, till one day my husband try- ing to find something I could retain, brought home some Grapeâ€"Nuts. “To my surprise the food agreed with me, digested perfectly, and without distress. I began to gain strength at once, my flesh (which had been flabby) grew firmer, my health improved in every way and every day, and in a very few weeks I gained 20 pounds in Weight. I liked Grape-Nuts so well that for 4- months I ate. no other food, and al- ways felt as Well satisfied after eat- ing as if I had sat down to a fine banquet. “I had no return of the miserable sick stomach nor of the headaches, that I used to have when I ate other food. I am now a well wo- man, doing all my oWn work again, and feel that life is worth living. “Grapeâ€"Nuts food has been a godâ€" send to my family; it surely saved my life and my two little boys have thriven on it wonderfully.” Name given by Postum 00., Battle Creek, Mich. There’s a reason. Got. the little book, “The Road to Wellville," in each pkg. ’fering women 1parts of England, has rather suller- THIS MESSAGE DAME BRADET'I‘E CURED OF ALL HER PAINS BY DODD’S KIDNEY PILLS. ~â€" Suffered for Years Before She Found Quick Relief in the Great Canadian ‘Kidney Remedy. C St. Rose du Degele, Temiscouta Co., Que, Aug. 21â€"(Special).â€"Suf- all over Canada will read with feelings of interest and re- lief the experience of 'Dame Amedee Bradette of this place. “It gives me pleasure to be able to tell,” says Dame Bradette, “that I am cured of all the ills I suffered for-a number of years. I found in Dodd’s Kidney Pills quick relief from all my pains. I only had to take one box to bring back my health, and in five months I have had no return of my trouble." Those troubles known only to woâ€" men always spring from disordered Kidneys. The female organs are en- tirely dependent on the Kidneys. Dodd's Kidney Pills never fail to cure the Kidneys. That is why they always bring health, strength and cheerfulness to weak, runâ€"down, suf- fering women __.,_____ Bill REVlEW BY THE lllllli HELD IN EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND. His Majesty Will Inspect 40,000 Troops on September 18th. To BE The announcement that his Maâ€" jesty the King is to hold a review of volunteers in Edinburgh on Septemâ€" ber 18, has created intense satisfacâ€" tion all over Scotland. It has long been known that Lord Provost Cranston has been exerting himself to the utmost in order to get his Majesty to hold a review on some- thing like the scale which Queen Vic- toria held in August, 1881, when al- most 40,000 volunteers Were on paâ€" rade from every part of Scotland. The arrangements are in the hands of the military head-quarters in Scotland, who now occupy spacious ofllces in the palatial buildings of the “Scotsman.” ARRANGEMENTS ON FOOT. It is believed that the military authorities in Scotland have already put themselves in connection with the War Office with a view of ascerâ€" taining what allowance is to be made toward the expenses of the volâ€" unteers who may come to the review from a distance. as soon as de- finite information has been obtained upon this point no time will be lost in communicating with commanders of corps throughout the country. Edinburgh is sure to make a good contribution to the gathering, for it will be the desireof the brigades of which Lord Provost Cranston is so popular a commander to turn out in such numbers as will demonstrate to his Majesty how admirably he has interpreted the feeling of the volunâ€" teers of the capital. All over Scotâ€" land the. same feeling is believed to prevail, and there is general expecta- tion that throughout the country the day will be observed as a generâ€" al holiday. This will mean an influx of people to the capital on a scale which will help to make up for the lack of visitors ’i‘ecently complained of. The various railways will unâ€" doubtedly offer tempting facilities which will insure an immense attend- ance of spectators. It will provide, too. another of the too rare opporâ€" tunities which people from every part of Scotland have of testifying how popular his Majesty is among his Scottish subjects. IIELP VOLUNTEER MOVEMENT. Thereview will also tend to infuse new life into the volunteer move- ment, which in Scotland, as in some ed in popularity within recent years _as the result of what, rightly or wrongly, is regarded as the Want of genuine practical interest on the part of the war oflice. It is not yet known whether the Queen is to accompany the King, but if his Ma- jesty is accompanied by his royal consort, this will only lend addition- al eclat to what has every prospect of being a memorable occasion in Scottish history. Unfortunately the last review took place on what was one of the wettest days on record. But be the Weather what it may this time, there is no doubt but there will be plenty of enthusiasm on the oc- casion of the King’s visit, and it will not be surprising if the muster of volunteers at the review exceeds even the great gathering which marched past Queen Victoria in 1881 . . AFFAIR IS IN GOOD HANDS. General Sir C. Tucker is not the man to leave anything undone that is calculated to ensure the success of the revieW, and once he returns to headquarters in Edinburgh from his tour of the Scottish volunteers no time will be lost in pushing forward the needful arrangements. .__.___.+_â€"â€"~â€"â€"â€" She-“You say you are devoted to What is the particular art that ! art. ’you low heat?" lieâ€""Thou art.” clothes, shrunken flannels. REDUCES EXPENSE Ask for the Octagon flal' A PROSPEROUS SOCIETY. How the Independent Order of Foresters Has Grown. The Supreme Court of the Indepen- dent Order of Foresters held its triennial session at Atlantic City, New Jersey, recently. The reports Smeitted at this meeting show the society to be a wonderfully prosper~ ous one. An Independent Finance Committee investigated all the secur- ities, etc., and reported that they found the business affairs of the orâ€" der managed in a thoroughly busiâ€" ness manner, the investments safely and wisely made, and that, no losses had been incurred during all years of the order’s history. The order’s accumulated funds have in- creased in the last three years $3,- 272,345.51. The order’s position is growing better every year, - ,., . TEA. For sale by all live grocers. Itiiddi‘ihf A telegraphcr earns from $540.00 to $1800.00 21. year. Do you? If not, let us qualify you to do so. Our free telegraph book explains everything. Write for it today. 3. \V. SiPllHEflS, Principal. Dllllllllllll SGllllll (ll lllillll‘lllll 5Adelaide St. Eat, Toronto. Ont. the Mention this paper. W PACIFIC COAST EXCURSIONS. July, August and During J une, for September the Chicago and *vNorthi mstance, the increase in accumulated Western Ry. will sen from Chicago, assets during the last years, 1903â€"4, was 34.34 per cent., while the increase in insurance at risk during the same period was only MUG I 6.97 per cent. The order has increas- ed its accumulated funds since last meeting of the Supreme Court the fares two round trip excursion tickets to San Francisco, Los Angeles, Portland,- Ore. (Lewis & Clarke Excursion), Se- Victoria, Vancouver at Very rates. Correspondineg cheap from all points in Canada. Choice of routes, best of train scr- low more rapidly than it increased in any vice. favorable stopovers and liberal equal time previously. During the 313 Working days of the year order pays out $8,892.89 per the day' from B. It. Bennett, General Agent, folders and be obtained Rates, can return limits. information and eaCh day puts RAY-0.37 a. surplus 2 East St. r130ronto. Ollt of $3,907. The order’s accumulated funds now amount to over $9,000,â€" 000, and these, the committee reâ€" ports, are all well and safely invest~ ed. The society has added 11,000 members not for each year of the past triennial period. No changes were made in the rates, the Supreme Chief Ranger contending that the rates of the order at the present time were ample. All the Supreme Executive were re- elected, with I~Ion. Dr. Oronhyatekha at their head. It should be added that the death rate of the order is low, indeed much lower than it was some years ago, and the aVerage age of the membership is only thirtyâ€" sevcn. The medical work seems, therefore, to be well and carefully done. As a fraternal society the Independent Order of Foresters cerâ€" tainly has been a wonderful success, and something of its financial strength may be understood from the fact that the reports show that it has already enough in its treasury to pay all probable death claims for about five years without collecting any premiums from any one of its membersâ€"Toronto Globe, August 15. Mâ€"fâ€"mw RING IT IN. “He made quite a little speech when he proposed last night,” conâ€" fided I-Ielen, blushing-1y. “Sort of a ringing speech, I pre- sume?” laughed Katherine, noticing the glitter on her chum’s hand. It is an Oflicer or the Law of Health. â€"When called in to attend a. disturb- ance it- searches out the hidingâ€"place of pain, and like a guardian of the peace, bi health imposes a sentence of per )etn- a1 banishment on pain, and Dr. 'l‘llom- as' Electric Oil was originated to en- force that sentence. MAILS BY SKYâ€"ROCKET. Perhaps the most unusual way of one of the islands of the Tonga group in the Pacific, where the danger of approaching inshore renâ€" ders it necessary for the mail steam- or to use a skyâ€"rocket as a postman. thesafe, pleasant and effectual worm killer, Mother Graves' Worm Ex- terminator; nothing equals it. Procure u. bottle and take it home. .___. Use “It is a positive delight to meet a man you feel you can trust,” reâ€" marked the individual with the high forehead. “Oh, I don't know! I prefer a man who pays cash,” re- DISGRACEFUL 'DEFICIENCIES. It is a disgraceâ€" To half do things. To be lax, indolent, indifferent. Not to develop your possibilities. To do poor, slipshod, blotched work. To give ‘bad example to young people. To have crude, brutish, repulsive manners. To live a halfâ€"life when a. whole life is possible. Not to be scrupulously clean in person and surroundings. To acknowledge a fault and make no effort to overcome it. To be ungrateful to friends and to those who have helped us. To go through life a pygmy when Nature intended you for a giant. To kick over the ladder upon lwhich We have climbed to our posiâ€" tion. , To be grossly ignorant of the cusâ€" toms and usages of good society. They are Caierully Preparedâ€"Pills which dissipate themselves in the stom- ach cannot be expected to have much. ell‘ect upon the intestines, and to overâ€" come ccstiveness the medicine adminis- tered must influence the action of these canals. Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills are so made, undo: the supervision of ex- perts, that the substance- in them in- tended to operate on the intestines is retarded in action until they pass through the stomach to the bowels. ‘ANTHROPOMETRIC SURVEY. “In my opinion,” said the Duke of Devonshire, "the report of the comâ€" mission has not received from the lays hands upon it and says, “I arrest, public all the attention it deserves.” VOW" RGSiSmncc is "501055: ‘15 the law He suggested a systematic anthropo-. metric survey. Speaking for the Government, Lord Lansdowne gave the assurance that the report. should not be pigeon- holed and forgotten. But further onâ€" quiry and investigation were neces- sary before a great many of the re- (leuvel'mg mails is that adopted for commendations could be taken up. A Small Pill, but Powerful.-â€"'I‘hey that judge of the powers of a. pill by its size, would consider Parmclee's Vegetable Pills to be lacking. It is a. little wonder mnon pills. What it, it mates up in poler The remedies which it carries are put up in these small doses, because they are so powerful that only small doses are required. The full strength of the extracts is secured in this form and do work thozougbly. lacks in size their REM ARKABLE BOOK. The Prince de Ligne is the fortu- nate possessor of perhaps the most plied the man who kept the grocer’s OUI'iONS b00k in the world- It is shop. ..___._a- “It must be awful," remarked a gushing younggirl, “never to have a Ichance to marry." nearly so chance and let it slip!” said lady of uncertain age. “Yes; but not bad as to have had a the neither printed nor written. The letters of the book are all cut out of vellum and pasted on blue paper. The book is as eaSy to read as if printed from the boldest type. All the characters are cut out with marvellous precision and uniformity, and this dexterous piece of handi- craft must have required. a great amount of time, labor and patience by the author. The volume bears the title “The Book of all Passions of Our Lord Jesus Christ, with characters not composed of any ma- terial.” It is said that in 1640 the German Emperor, Rudolph 11., offer- ed the enormous sum of 11,000 duâ€" cats for this wonderful, but yet curiâ€" ous, Work of art. What makes the history of the book more peculiar is the. fact that the English arms are inscribed upon it, although the book lis supposed never to have been in lilngland. birllnnark on your “No; that's a “Is lhat a rfriend’s fill'flllt‘flfl?” llaundry mark.” “A laundry mark. llow odd?" “Not so very. His wife ‘hit him with a flatâ€"iron.” ~ TRY sewn REED LABEL Tl 0R SALlu.â€"EVERYBODY WH keeps bone or pets should send _30c at once and get the best practical information and latest news about poultry and pet stock keeping, month for the next 16 months. back if not satisfied. Address, l’oultry News, every Money A ents Wanted. wen Sound, Superiluous Hair Permanently Rammed While traveling in Mexico I discover~ ed_ a drug which removes hair from face, arms, neck, or any part of the body instantly and permanentl so Will send to any one afllicted wbi’thout any, expense but a. postage stamp. Don t judge my treatment by unsuccess- ful attempts. of others. 1 have suffered for years With this affliction and now my liles _work 15 to help others from this humiliating tiouble. My treat- ment is easy and accomplished at home. and f “7111. forfeit $500 if it fails to remove hair. Don’t suffer longer. Re- lin Is now yours for the asking. Write now lost you forget my address. DOHUI‘HY BLMI‘V. "1815 North teenth Street, Philadelphia, Pa. 1 ARM 4 2598 Calgary; Six- A’l‘ All-{little}. acresâ€"22 3 miles from depot; convenient stores, etc.; A.l.l‘~‘"“'l‘Aâ€"â€" miles north of Airdrie railway “to church, schools, . I splendidly situated; magni- ficent View; first-class sell: good- water supply; up-to-clate improvements; well- bunlt house of eight rooms, fitted with all modern conveniences and drainage system; stable, cattle sheds. buggy shed, workshop, corrals, etc; good fences, all new and substantial; will be sold as u. gomg concern, with stock, crops, machinery, tools and house fur- nishings; this farm is all plowable, and 1s esnceially adapted for ,‘owing hard fall wheat and for mixed arming. Full particulars on application to Gray Bros. Airdrie. Alta. oasenm “17g... G % (NJng I I I SUITS Can be done perfectly by our French Process. Try it. BRITISH AMERICAN D'i‘EIHG 09. KONTREAR TORONTO. OTTAWA & QUEBEO n ’1 (.i’a' «1 -.4_v:‘,.v,._;n.,... '.. MU SIIY. Pearlâ€""I hear that Jeanette and Harry were about the softest couple Ithat were ever married in town." Rubyâ€"“I should say so. Why, they were so soft that their friends boiled the rice before they threw it at ‘them.” l Very many persons die annually from icliolera and kindred summer complaints, ,who might have been saved if proper l remedies had been used. If *attacked do 'not delay in getting abottle of Dr. lo. .1). Kellogg's Dysentery Cordial. the .medicine that never fails to efiect a. cure. Those who have used it say in acts promptly. and thoroughly subducs the pain and disease. .._...__a-.. Jamesâ€""When I’m calling I never sknow what to do with my hands and feet?” Jimsâ€"“Offer your hand to the girl, and use your feet to get away from her father.” ‘Have you tried Holloway's Corn Cure? 1t has no equal for removing these troublesome excresences as many have testified who have tried it. Mrs. Caseyâ€"An’ wot be ye goin' to jinake of yer boy, Mike?" Mrs. iO”l‘oole-â€"-Well, wo intinded him for a. hodcarrier, like his pa. but the. bye’s aim was so good at hittin' scabs wid bricks while the last strike was on, that now Tim is goin' to have him train for a ball player. Lover’s Yâ€"Z (Wise Head) Disinfect“ ant Soap Powder dusted in the bath. softens the water and disin- facts. Mavisâ€"“And so you are. going to marry Ferdinand after all. You've chosen him out of all the legions of suitors you used to have?” Avisâ€"- “Yes, he was the only one who pro- posed, and I decided that a Ferdinâ€" and was worth two in the bush." Summer Whooping Cough The children seem to catch whooping cough oasxly in the summer time when it is always so much harder to get: rid of. Shiloh’s Consumption erfi The Lung Tonic will cure them. quickly. There is no injurious drug in it and it is pleasant to take. At all druggists, 250., 600. and $1.00 a bottle. ' this u‘uW“ e "ivdv' . an: .n r . 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