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a“ " I I . or if: :- ..1 ,. _,..‘. “a.-. _...-.- m”... _ <..._. .....,.....,....,....1 e... ,. . 3., ~ » s .A -A'....-~â€"â€"- ..-â€"~.-~... .â€" “Grows to boyhood, then to manhood. at Humor «ma Philosophy By DUNCAN M. smru EVERY MINUTE. Patiently the clock is ticking. ' Never tiring, never kicking, All suggesting as to resting ever passing up with scorn. Every time the little hammer Signals out with modest clamor "That the moments swift are fleeting is another sucker born. And the darling little baby, Firstborn of the family, maybe, no very distant date; Casts aside his bib and tucker And becomes a full fledged sucker, Juicy picking for the schemers who in droves and trainloads wait. Men with gold bricks ready tested. In which thousands have invested, As he steps into the highway meet him at the garden gate, Knowing he is milk and honey . If he has a little money, . And it is his sole ambition on their schemes to pay the freight. So those deep and skillful plotters Get some letter heads and blotters, And they write enticing letters: “Ten per cent a month we'll pay. On the road with us to riches There are neither dikes nor ditches." And the sucker sends his money by ex- press without delay. Not In the Lines. “Was the play a success?” “Well, it was too realistic.” “How’s that?” “You know, in the third act, Where the sheriff comes in and carries away the villain?” it'YesJ’ , “Well, he carried away the box re. «ceipts.” - Her Specialty. “Did she enjoy her trip?” “Immensely. She had an oppor- portunity to snub some one whom she know every place she went.” Worse Peril. We know no yellow peril Nor fear what it might do, For it it came this way for game We’d show it who is who And trot out one that weighs a. ton. The old red, white and blue. Proved. “His wife is a woman of great tact." “I had not observed it.” “But she has had the same cook four .years.” ' Though Movable. “Iâ€"Ie bribed the actress to say a good ‘word to the management for him.” “She must have felt like a fixed stag." The Thoughtless Plunge. “I wouldn’t think of getting mar- ricd.” “Nobody does who thinks about it." Depends on the Variety; “Do you believe in love in a cottage?” “If I can pick my cottage.” How Bad He Feels. 5“ Hubby feels so bad about itâ€"â€" W'iiie's going for a weekâ€" That he almostâ€" can you doubt it?â€" TVipes a tear- drop from his cheek. Ile will be so very lonely Till the week comes to an end, But you ought to hear his warwhoop As the train goes round the bend. PERT PARAGRAPHS. If nature does not want to fall into disgrace she will have to get in line with twentieth century art. As a general proposition, it is up to zyou either to work or be worked. When race suicide is averted, mar- riage will undoubtedly be a bowling success. it the world owes all of us a living, our collectors must be grafting on some of us. Now is the time we look with disgust on our one time appetite for ice cream ' ~odu. i A good memory is one that retains the good, but not the evil, that befalls. As a general proposition, man pro- poses and woman turns him down. It: is pretty hard to get a silent man into trouble. Some women seem to have a way of talking without listening to themselves. Manx People aren't gamblers because they have ‘a superstition that they are unlucky. ‘ _ Fitt- hitththi. lVe are now showing a full ’ " I HAVE ‘ PURCHASES W. MCKEOWEE’S FURiiEiTUR USilisiESS, .l‘x oooo<>oo<>o<>ooo<>ooc>oo<>ooc>oooooooo<z>coc>oa Seasonable Goods. "Iv . . . , . - , i ‘ s tailor- and Wm carry a Large line of lad1es and misse . and upâ€"toâ€"date stock of furniture, Am also prepared to do all kinds of Q Q Q E » Q ' Carriage Making: 9 . ll, 9 Q AXES, CROSS-CUT SAWS, SIIIXTES. Q Q Q Q SNOWGsHOEs Q ~ . l i l i made and ready-to-wear Hats in the latest creations. RIGHT GOODS, RIGHT PRICES. A cordial invitation is ex- tended to all. MISS ill. WASHBURN, Fenelon Falls. at PVe carry in stock t/ze goods of Me fies! makers, and our prices are as low as z‘lze lowest. 110123313] BerNIiETS, SLEIGPI BELLS, Etc Repairing and Repainting, and to make DOORS AND SASH. Planing done on short notice. 8. S. Gainer. . IllISS CHAMBERLAIN, t” OF TORONTO COLLEGE OF MUSIC, GREATEST iiili’iSEiilES \VANT A LOCAL SALESMA.N FOR. FENELON FALLS to sell high-class Nursery Stock in Fruit WE CAN ANSWER YOUR , _ v and ornamentals. Largest llst of how ' CHRSTMS QUEeTIG s Wiih All Sorts of Beautifl" Things_ - Big inducements. Liberal pay. Hund- some free outfit. Territory reserved The latest and best styles, 9 Q . Jos. Heard. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOO Piano and Theory. Pupil of Dr. F. H. Torrington, Mr. H. M. Field and Mr. W. D. Forsythe. Pupils prepared for College and Con- servatory examinations. Address Care of Mr. F. A. McDiarmid, 26-4. Fenelon Falls HOUSE DEEQRATIHG. .. The undersigned is prepared to do all kinds of house decorating, i t i is i o t h l Wnrrn FUR TERMS and Catalogue, and Fine Jewellery, send 25c. 'for our Aluminum Pocket Reasonable‘prices and 9 watches Microscope (nun,rxiifiess.‘,l~ times) and 50c. Palatine. Gmmingi A11 immense variety 0 ’ ‘9,” 0“? HRtH‘di' bflizésluiignth; “#21? Ferrari-leaping,Kalsommmg. 0 Blocks. gigging lees (c Agent for the Empire Wall Paper Co. ‘ , a . ‘ Paper from 5 cents per roll up. d Fine China, STONE 8‘ WELLINGTON' Shop opposite licArthur House. Esti- v r i ‘r in FONTIIILL NURSERIES- mates given free for work in town or you '10 llbllUS c 25-1 ' O u ' ass: (oven 800 nouns.) country. ' Once at our Store our Goods Leather Goods. TORONTO _ 41:3m ONTARIO' 15-tl‘. A. MiLLEB’ Fenelon Falls. ll'ill Speak for Themselves. 0 ‘ . NOTHING SUCCEEDS LIKE SUCCESS. THIS IS ESPECIALLY TRUE WHEN APPLIED TO THE BRITTQN BROS. Foot of Kent St., Lindsay. ROBES, BLANKETS. RZU‘GS, FUR COATSI. ETC. lust Stop and Think before you buy your Christmas present. You may have been dealingr with us for some time, or perhaps you have not. We think we show the finest, largest and best assorted stock in the County. Wedding; Rings, Diamond Rings, Gem Rings of all kinds, Gentlemen’s Rings. Our special blow is about our large stock of WATCHES. See our silver, gold and gunmetal Watches for boys and girls Solid gold, gold filled and nickle cased Watches. We carry in stock over $2,000 worth of Watches alone. Guards, Long Chains, Brooches, Stick Pins, and an endless variety of suitable Christmas gifts. Come and. see for yourself. ' Si. Petty, the Jeweler. EINESA'SZ'. MiLNE’S BLOCK. .99 KENT ST. Last year was our banner year, but we are determined to keep pace with our flourishing.r city and supply the demands made on us for oiiice assistants, not only from Peterborough,.but from other places as well. We have not. been able to do this in every case during the last two years. Any young man or woman who thoroughly understands Book-keeping, or is a competent Stenographer and Typewriter, is certain of a good position. You will make no mistake in getting a USEHESS EEUGATION. Write for our handsome circular. - WM. PRINGLE, Call and see our large assort- ment. Rawhide Whips at 35 cents and upward. Mail orders receive prompt attention. Horse Collars a specialty. Boys’ and youths’ W'oollen Mitts at 250.. a pair. isthmus HilliilESS snot. iliiBSll IV. iiBLE iilllill. Eloht. Principal. PETEBBOROUGH, ONT. 27 6:11. Chambers Is prepared to furnish the. people lof Lind say and surrounding country with MONU- MEN'I‘S and HEADSTONES, both Marble and granite. Estimates promptly given on all kinds ox cemetery work. ' Marble. Table Tops, Wash Tops, Mantle Pieces, etc,, a Specialty. Being a practical workman, all should .1 £5: so Ill 11 iv) ,1: H as or . . . MEQCHANTS see his desngns and compare prices before nurcliusiug elsewhere. WORKSâ€"In the rear of the llnrket on Cambridge-st, opposite the packing house LET US HAVE YOUR ORDER FOR hast AND WE WILL DO IT AT R. CHAMBERS Canadians are not slow to recognize superior merit wherever it exists. p March. 1904, production, 300 pairs per day. December,1905, production. 3,400 pairs per day. These two lines tell graphically the wonderful growth in the production of Merchants Rubbers. and the demand still exceeds the supply. s vooe season ossirLY REDUCED _PRIGES. :3»;- w a The people have recognized the superior merit of these Rubbers over all others. Honest mammals and honest workmanship are combined to pro. duce an honest Rubberâ€"Merchants Rubbers. if your Shoemun doesn't sell them, let us know. in good running order ? Branches at You Xvill soon have to C A L L A N D S E E . WINNIPEG. LONDON, . . . . ,_ .. TORONTO. commence usmg 1t. Brlng Youliel’cl'gOtDl'lntillgfls ormwr. cheap as we are doing it MONTREAL. It 111 “Nd let me fix 1t‘ up- now. Quality of paper and l'ill'lilliiluslllil first-class. Everything from a visit- ing card to a poster. ' I sell Cuttersâ€"good ones, as cheap as good Cutters are Sold anywhere. See what I have to Show you before y-‘m- buy' , FENELDN FALLS. F. a. CHAMBERS. amen...- I BERLIN ‘ c AWA 710 --, «.755 GEO. E. BOULTER. CHAS. A. DAVIES. Northern and Central Ontario Agents. Prompt attention given to Telegraph, Telephone and Mail Orders. BOULTER. DAVIES 85 COMPANY, Special Jobbers in all classes of High Grade Boots and Shoes. Telephones â€" lluin 5703, Main 117, Front St. W, Toronto, Ont.