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HE'S ONLY ONE OUT OF SCORES BUI' DODD’S KIDNEY PILLS MADE HIM A NEW MAN. .__â€" Bichard Quirk Doctored for a Dozen Years and Thought llis Case Incur- ableâ€"Dodd’s Kidney Pills Cured llim. Fortune Harbor, Nlld., Jan. 1.â€"- (Special).â€"Scores of people in this neighborhood are living proofs that Dodd's Kidney Pills cure all Kidney ailments from Backache to Bright‘s Disease. Among the most remark able cures is that of Mr. Richard Quirk, and he gives the story of it to the public as follows: “I suil‘ered for OVer twenty years from Lumbago and Kidney Disease, and at intervals was totally unable to Work. After ten or twelve years of doctor’s treatment, I had madeI up my mind that my complaint was incurable. Reading of cih'es by Dodd’s- Kidney Pills tempted me toI try them. I did so with little faith, but to my great; surprise I had not taken more than half a box before I felt relief, and after the use of seven or eight boxes, I was fully cured and a new man. "Yes, Dodd’ss Kidney Pills cured my Lumbag'o and Kidney Disease, and the best of it is 1 haVe stayed cur- ed.” ______+..___... “Doctor, i want. to thank you for your valuable medicine.” “It helped you, did it?" asked the doctor, very much pleased. “It helped me wonderfully." "How many bottles did you find it necessary to take?" “Oh, l didn't take any of it. My uncle~ took one bottle, and I am his sole heir." ._.___.+_.______ Scratching ls foolish: it only makes a hurl patter wurse._ Weaver's Cerate allay-i the pain, loans the skin of eruptions and other sores; y not buy a. bottle to-llzty 'l _.._.+_.._..._.. KOREAN IS A FOP. Dress is the Greatest Ambition of Ills Life. The Korean is above everything else ___________________...â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"â€"-~â€". '1.” UNUO injure the surface. oilcloths and linoleums. _ . Sunlight Soap washes clothes white without injury to the most for it contains nothing that can delicate fabrics, or to the hands, injure either clothes or hands. Sunlight Soap is better than other soaps, but is best when used in the Sunlight way (follow directions). Equally good with hard or soft water. 152 LEVER BROTHERS LIMITED. Toronto p...“- Tcstcd by Timeâ€"In his justly-cem- brated Pills llr. Parmelec has given to the world one of the most unique medi- cincs ofi'ered to the public in late years. Prepared to meet. the want. for a. pill which could be taken without nausea. and that Would purge without pom it has met all requirements in that div rection, and it is in general use not only because of these twu qualities. but. because it is known to possess alters.- tive and curative powers which place it in the front. rank of medicines. l-llS LITTLE JEST. Mchggerâ€"“l wonder if Mars really is inhabited?" Thingumbobâ€"“Don’t know, but. if Sa- turn is I'll bet the politicians own it.” Mcliggerâ€"“Think so?" 'l‘hingumbobâ€"“Certainly; can’t you see a man of the drawing room and all his me rings?" instincts move along the leisurely ways of life. Anything like basic or “en pressement" is unknown to the eternal laws that govern him. This character- istic of his is evident in all his actions at all times and under all conceivable circumstances. Being a drawing room gentleman. dress is the great ambition of his life. to the topknol on the lop of his head he is ordered so as to be seen and ad- mired of men. His shoes during this year of mourn- ing musl. he spotlessly white. No atom of dust or fly speck shall mar them. His socks beautifully puffed. are stitched to perfection, his panlnloons, big enough for a Brobdingnag, are padded. quilted and-ironed until they come forth look- ing like some mysterious fabric of pol~ ished marble, his jacket likewise and his overcoat and wristlets. Not only has he a headband, a top- knot and a hat on his head, but. he buys RHEUMATlSifl AME) PARAlYSiS. Their complete home cure. Post free to readers of this paper. For limited period only. A handsome illustrated treatise, giv- Fl'Olll the shoes of his feet mg full rlescrmtion c: Jilicumntism and Paralysis, with instructions for a. com- pirate, home cure, describing the most successful treatment in the world, re- commended by the Ministry and endors- ed by medical men. 'lllns highly in- structive book was written by W. 1-1. \cnu, u. gentleman who has made a. study of these diseases. 'lhe preface is by a. graduate of the University or \Vurtzburg. Send postal to-day and you mix rllf‘nive the book free by re- turnâ€"«Address, The Veno Drug 00., 24 lung bL. West, Toronto Mrs. Hix: “Mrs. June strikes me as: being entirely too I woman." Mrs. Dix: “Yes, indeed.‘ \Vhy. every time she has an ache or pain she makes as much fuss about it a pair of spectacles and adds them to his as a man would." already overcharged headgear. and thus rigged, with a ring on his finger and u Week and Polo Women foolishly keep this fan in his hand. he goes forth l0 make way when by the use of “Fen-ovim," the best his way through this troubled world. .__...___+_..___._. FRIENDLY TIP. “Is this building fireproof?" asked the man with the sample case as he stepped into the elevator. “Not fer book agents an’ peddlers,’ replied the elevator boy. I. ..____+.____. MALARIA ? '2 ? _...._ Generally That is Not the Trouble. Persons with a. susceptibility to malarial influences should beware of coffee, which has a tendency to load up the liver with bile A lady writes from Denver that she nulls-rod for years from chills and fever which at last she learned were mainly produced by the coffee she drank. “I Was also grievously afflicted with headaches and indigestion,” she; says, “which I became satisfied were' likewise largely due to the coffee I drank. Six months ago I quit its use altogether and began to drink Postum Food Coffee, with the gratiâ€" fying result that my headaches have disappeared, my digestion has been restored and I have not had 9. recur- rence of than three months. I have no doubt that it was Postum that brought me this relief, for I have used no medi- cine while this improvement has been going on." (It was really relief l chills and fever for morel fixed my eyes all right."- tonic, they could very uickl recover thci l and strength. Try it. q y r 18mm Its Power Grows with Agc.â€" How many medicines loudly blazoned as pa.- naceas for all human ills have come and gone smce Dr. Thomas' l'lclectric Oil was first put upon the market? Yet i: remains, doing more good to humanity than many a preparation more highly valued and extendin its virtues wider and wider and in a urger circle every year. It is the medicine of the mass- es. SEEMED TO HAVE HIM CORNER- ED. Wash oilcloths‘ and linoleums with warm water and ti Sunlight Soap, rinse clean and wipe ‘ @A P 6’” and the surface unharmed. Common soaps fade the colors and Sunlight Soap cleans. freshens and preserves The colors will be preserved THE OTHER ONES . I “Come, now,’ had taken the children for a. see papa.” "Oh, no.” see these other monkey’s first." 20 Years of Vile Cotarrh.â€"- Chas. 0. Bl own, journalist of Duluth, Minn., writes: “I have been a sufferer from Throat and Nasal years, during which time my head has been stopped up and my condition truly miserable. Within 15 minutes after us- ing Dr. Agnew’s Catarrhal Powder l obtained relief. Three bottles have al- most, if not entirely, cured me.” 50c.-73 Winkle: “After all, the first year of married life is the most unhappy, don't you think?” Tod: “Oh, yes] It takes about that lime for a man to learn how to conceal things from his wife.” Much distress and sickness in children is caused by worms. Mother Graves' Worm Exterminator gives relief by re- moving the cause. Give it a trial and be convinced. “Do you think that music is of any practical benefit in life?" “Well! answered Miss Cayenne, “judging from the photographs of eminent violinisls, it must keep the hair from falling out.” That Tormenting Cold that made you wretch- ged W1“ not come back if you take Allen's Lung Balsam when your throat; is raw and sore. This mflsmmne [or a 5; lmirable remedy is free from opium. Take it in. HBO. Lady Visitor: “That new girl of yours seems very nice and quiet.” Mistress of the House: “Yes, she‘s very quiet. She doesn‘t even disturb the dust when she’s cleaning the room.” .Holloway's Corn Cure destroys all kinds of corns and warts, root and branch. Who. then would endure them with such a. cheap and effectual remedy Within reach? “Gentlemen of the jury," queried the clerk of the court, “have you fullv agreed to disagree?” “We have," answered the foreman. “The lawyers have bungled the case up so that we gop’t know any more about it than they 0 H 6i: Specialists on the Caseâ€"In the or- dinary run. of medical practice a great- The te‘mh‘ér was discoursmg to “’6' er number than this have treated cases class on the wonders "Take the familiar illustration of; the sting of a wasp,” he said, “as' compared with the finest When examined through a microsâ€"l cope the sting is still sharp, smoothI and polished, while the needle ap- pears blunt and rough. “It is so with everything. The works of nature are infinitely super-I ior to those of art. 'l‘ry how we may, we cannot improve on nature." “It isn't so with my eyes, Leach- er,” said a little girl in the class. “Why, how is that, Nellie?" he asked. “’Cause nature made me cross- eyed," she said, “and the doctors UNANIMOUS. The late Lord Leighton, president from congestion of the liver causedx of the Royal &ca(lemy, once had a, by colllee. )’ which often lasted for a week at a. time. She is a brain Worker and excessive application together with, the headaches began to affect her? memory most seriously. She foundI l chance to learn something about him. “My daughter has been as great a; I coffee drinker as I, and for years was afflicted with terrible sick headaches.a self that perhaps he had not suspect- ed. His chance came to him at a. pictureâ€"gallery. where his painting, "Helen of Troy,” was on exhibition. He joined a group of ladies who were standing before it just in time to hear one of the number say: “It is a. horrid picture, simply hor- no help in medicines and the doctor rid." frankly advised and use Postum. "For more than four months she her to quit coffee “I’m sorry, but it's mine!” Lord Leighton exclaimed, involuntarily. “You don’t mean to say you’ve has not had a. headacheâ€"her mental bought the thing?" questioned the (aculties have grown more active andl same lady, rigorous and her memory has been restored. "No more tea, coffee or drugs for us. so long as we can get Postum.” Name given by Postum 00., Battle Creek, Mich. There's a reason. Read the little book "The Road to Wellville” in okn's “NQ‘ Iâ€"painted numbly replied. The critical lady was momentarily abashed; then she said, easily: "Oh, you mustn’t mind what I say." 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