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7;“. <§AMWWW A A _~_.»__- .. 1:1; 5: ..,_. t “5 . .-I‘fl¥:r v» W [W* - philosopher, like you.” 'take it with you or shall I send it home?” :11 r .1 ‘ ,aâ€"q x-run-u ~.... 1â€"..- .. â€". ._.._. THE KING AT CRICKET. Man “’ho Played Against King Edward New Living in Canada. William II. Gray, who enjoys the unique honor of having played against King Edward VII. in the only game of cricket that the monarch ever played in public. lives quietly on the old Fellars homestead in Sandwich, Ontario. He still retains his enthusiasm for England’s favorite sport. can name the leading players in the Old Country, give their records in detail, and takes great pride every year in closing an All-Eng- land eleven. At the time Mr. Gray played in the memorable game against the King he was living on a small farm at North Woollen, Norfolk, England. North Woollen is only a short distance from Famlringham, the King‘s favorite resi- tence. Here the then Prince of Wales juilt playgrounds for the neighboring jhildren, large athletic fields, and num- tt‘OUS cottages for therpoorer tenants. party of guests were staying at Sand- tingham. and the contest was for their lspecial benefit. “I will never forgot the game,” said iir. Gray. “One team was chosen from tmong the guests and was known as hngari; the other was the regular coun- ty of Norfolk eleven. \Vhen the game tpened we caution-ed Charles Wright, rho was to bowl against the Prince, Kit to bowl him out the first time. He ;romised to do as we wished, and the thants waited for the Prince to come a bat. * “The first. ball Wright bowled was a cat good length ball,’ but the Prince vas clean bowled. He laughed heartily, tithough it. was a different matter with he county of Norfolk eleven. After tautioning Wright not to bowl him out re were all sore. but had to admit that it was not the bowler’s fault.” Grey has been in Canada since 1882. tic has lived in Sandwich over 1.1 yea. :, lIlCl is the father of ten children, the aldest 35 and the youngest 13 years rf age. He says that there is no country. I tn the world like the Dominion, even though he still retains all of his old love for the land of his birth. m%â€"_~ Small Boy: "I wish I was a great Great Scientistzl “Why, my son?” “’Causc you know everything, and there's some things II can’t understand." “Tell me one of them.” “Well, I’d like to know why photographers can take pictures of comets an’ meteors an’ flying cannon balls an’ lightning flashes, and yet can’t photograph a boy without. squashing his head in a pair of pinccrs ‘2” Help your children to grow strong and robust by counteracting anything that causes ill-health. One great cause of dis. ease in children is worms. Remove them with Mother Graves’ Worm Extermina- . tor. It never fails. 01 JOY! “This offer of.you1‘ heart and hand is very sudden,” said Miss Nurthh, “but I will take it.” “Ah 1” gasped the drygoods clerk, sup- prised and badly rattled, “will 0u_m.y___ Do Not Delayâ€"When, through debili- tated digestive organs. poison finds its way into the blood, the prime consid- eration is to get the poison out as rap- idly and as thoroughly as possible. De- lay may mean disaster. Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills will be found a most. valuable and effective medicine to assail the inrtuder- with. They never fail. They go at once to the seat of the trou- ble and work a permanent cure. First Baby : “My pa carries me nearly all night.” ‘Seeond Baby: “That’s no- thing. I drove three families out of our flat in the endeavor to make my pa carry me, and now the landlord says we’ve got. to go, too.” ONE 01": THE BEST old time remedies for all: fkm affections, such as Eczema, Ringworm, Scald- lead and similar affections is Weaver’s Comte. It is an Ointment; that; has brought relief to thousands. ' “Do not anger me i” she cried, furious- .‘y “flow am I to know when you are angry '2” he asked. “I always stamp my feet,” she answered. He looked down atl act dainty shoes. “Impossible t” he said. "There isn’t room for a stamp on either of them.” That moltified her. “I had to walk the floor all night with the baby. Can you think of anything worse than that?” “Yes; you might iavo married out in Greenland, where the nights are six months’ long.” Necessity usually knows a good thing when it sees it, even if it does fall down in a law examination. m Celi'uloid Starch Easier ironing gives better finish on things starched With Celluloid Starch, the only no- boil cold-water starch that can’t stick. You will like it: best, once you try it. Buy it by name. Anygood dealer. Saves Labor'â€" Ti m eâ€" Linen, Too i When the game was arranged a large, Peru-11a Relieves ~ “- MISS DORA HAYDEN. “Wittmut hesitation I write to thank you for the great relief I have found in your valuable medicine, Peruna, and will call the attention of all my friends suffering with catarrh to that fact. Be- sides 1 cheerfully recommend it to all suffering with catarrh in any form.”â€" Miss Dora Hayden, 819 6th Stu'S. \V., “"asitington, I). C. A CASE OF SPItiNG CATARRII. Mrs. P. Lawlcr, 423% Broadway, Pittsburg, I{as., writes: “Last spring I caught a severe cold, which developed into a serious case of catarrh. I felt weak and sick, and could neither eat nor sleep well. “A member of our club who had been cured of catarrh through the use of Pe- runa advised me to try it, and I did so at once. I expected help, but nothing like the wonderful change for the bet- ter Iobservedahnostas soon as I start- ed taking it. In three days I felt. much better, and within two weeks I was in fine health. Peruna is a wonderful medicine.” >5 A married man never fully realizes what he is up against until after he has met every one of his wife’s relations. Prevent Disorder.â€"At the first symp- toms of internal disorder, t’armclces Vegetable Pills should be resorted to immediately. 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Then do not delay in getting a bottle of IrIolloway’s Corn Cure. It re-. mOves all kinds of corns without pain. Failure with it is unknown. Make a list of your acquaintances and you will be surprised at the number of small men you know. It Lays a stilling Hand on Painâ€"For pains in the joints and limbs and for rheumatic pains, neuralgia and lumba- go, Dr. Thomas’ Eclectric Oil is'with- out a peer. Well rubbed in. the skin absorbs it and it. quickly and perman- ently relieves the affected part“ Its value lies in its magic property of re- moving pain from the body, and for that good quality it is prized. \VOOD AS STRONG AS IRON. Recent official tests of the many valu- able hardwoods native to Western Au- stralia have made known the extraor- dinary properties of yate. believed to 1.43 the strongest of all known woods. Its average tensile strength Is 24,000 pounds to the square inch, equalling that of good cast iron. But many specimens are much stronger and one was tested up to 17% tons to the square inch, which is equal to the tensile strength of wrought iron. The sawn timber or yate is probably the strongest in the world; The tree grows to a maximum height of 100 feet, and has sometimes a diameter of 2% or even 3 feet. Intending Lodger: “You say a music- teacher lives next door. That is not. plea- sant.” Landlady: “Oh, that won’t mat- ter. He has twelve children. and they make such a noise you can't. hear the piano.” Spring Catarrll "CONSUMPTION 15 NOT liEREDlTARY Such is the Decision of the British Medical Association. The old theory of Consumption being hereditary has been completely explod- ed by the investigations of the British Millictll ASsociation. Consumption is buretyand only a germ disease. But lung weakness and contracted chest, which is commonly constitutional or in- herited, form especially favorite soil and conditions for the lodginan and the development. of consumption germs o" tuberculosis. One of the world’s most famous physicians spent his life Studying this disease and hinting a cure. As; a result he gave~to the world the most. remarkable and successful cure for tuberculosis, and all the conditions that lead up to it, that has ever blessed the human ‘ace. That one word “Psy- chine” embraces the life work of one of the world’s greatest benefactors. Thou- sands upon thousands owe their life to Psychinc. Space permits only one-tes- timony now: “Several years ago my wife was so seriously ill of lung trouble as for months to be unable to walk, at which time a noted physician told lllC that the next dress that I would buy for her would be a shroud. 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It was noontime, and there- fore a free hour. Three clean, tidy- haired little girls were looking out of the factory gate. :Here comes father‘” cried one. . i, v. ‘ ' I‘alhei ’ was a slouchmg, lazy-looking man, with a short black pipe in his mouth. He had brought the children’s dinner. It was not. a bulky affair. “Here, catch hold!” he called. “It’s a pretty day for me to come lugging up here. Make haste and eat it up and cut away to your work.” I saw the small parcel unfolded. It contained three morsels of fried fish and three slices of bread. This being fairly divided, the three sisters retraced their steps toward the factory, eating as they went. “Father” turned back, his great bands thrust deep into his pockets, and made haste to get home out of the disagree- able weather. I‘Ie may have been un- avoidably out of work. but my instinct is at fault if he was. At the end of the noon hour two shiv- ering little girls were late. I found them in great distress, locked out for half an hour, with the certainty of a fine. They stood, miserable and bonnetless, their dirty faces streaked with rain, and grew quite confidential with me. Some one. for a “fork,” had told them or a cookshop where might be bought enormous penny-worths of puddingleft cold from yesterday. The dinnenwith which they were provided consisted of a slice of bread and a ha‘pcnny apiece. These last they had made into a joint M the druggisls.!5iOCk. and had run a mile and a half No such shop was to be found, and the children had re- turned, hungry, disappointed and late. H<~â€"«â€" No, Alonzo, it isn’t proper to curry favor with a curry comb. Cure Your Horse with Kendall’s Spavin Cureâ€" theonercliablc in ;, cure for all -' Bone Diseases, - Swellings and .. " Lamencss. i}: FAIR GROUND, :- Ont, May 3‘06. “1 have used Kendall's Spavin Cure with great success, and think it an excellent remedy for Spavins, Sweeney, Spraius, etc. WM. LINDSAY. 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