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.5;-..>5‘.L..¢5\ I‘D, '12. ...?. News.“ - - . J. uh} on“ . any... K~;.o- filing. :she would spend it for liquor. M . u. >Ww~rr . "" Goldsmith's Generosxty. A beggar once asked aims of Oliver : ‘3Goldsmith as he..walked with a friend ‘up Fleet street, and he gave her a shil- His companion, knowing some- ‘thing of the woman, censured the writ- ~'er for his excess of humanity, saying that the shilling was misapplied, as ‘ “If it 'makes her happy in any way, my end I-is answered,” replied Goldsmith. Another proof that the doctor’s gen- erosity was not always regulated by 1discretion was at a time when, after -much delay, a'day was fixed to pay the £40 due his tailor. Goldsmith pro- cured the money, but a friend calling upon him and relating a piteous tale 'of his goods being seized for rent, the -thoughtless but benevolent author gave ihim all the money. aand was told that if he had come a lit- -tle sooner he. could have had the :money, but. that he had just parted with every shilling of it to a friend in «distress, adding, “1 would have been -an unfeeling monster not to have re ilieved trouble when invmy power.” I Heart Protectors. ‘ Many. persons are puzzled to know “why policemen wear their badges so llow on their coats instead of on the .‘flap made for that purpose. As a mat- ‘rter of fact the badge or star, as he . the gray headed man. Too High For the Barber. “I heard something new in the bar? bering' business this morning," said “I am occupy. ing a room on the top floor of a sky~ scraping apartment hotel. This morn: ing I sent for a barber to come up and shave me. He came, but when he saw to what an altitude he had attain- ed he looked uneasy. “ ‘Would it inconvenience you to come down to the regular barber shop?’ he asked. - “I answered that it would not par- ticularly put me out, but that I would like to know the reason for his re- quest. . “ ‘The fact is,’ he said, ‘I neverlikc ' to shave anybody at this distance The tailor called " above the ground. ~No barber likes to. We seem to be particularly sensi- tive to height. It makes us nervous. Most barbers will not undertake a job above a certain number of feet in . the air. Of course if you insist I will ? shave you here, but you would prob-~ ‘ ably get a better shave ten floor-s be- .rcalls it, of many a policeman is right , 1.next to his heart. Some of the blue- ‘coats can thank their “stars” for being :alive. This little metal shield has de- ‘ilected' the bullet of burglar or high- ‘wayman, and at times, too, has stopped. athe knife thrustofwould. be assassins. low this one.’ ‘ “Well, just out of natural cussedness I refused to humor the fellow‘s whim. As a consequence he nearly cut my throat. Whether he did it through nervousness,» as he claimed, or pure 'cussedness of his ownl don’t know. Whatever it was, that is a peculiarity of barbers that I’d like to have-er plained.”- Disappointed. An aged colered man who had busi- ness in the News Office ambled into the I editorial roomsâ€"7yes, ambled isthe Raisers ling Sin-e, rns soc? -Wesi‘nsg is very trying on many people. “70 can supply many of your needs, viz; Lime Juice, Citrate of Magnesia, Seidlitz Powders, Talcum Powders, Foot Powders, Etc, Etc. 'FEfiELQfi FELLS. wassdil . . Now is the time to have There is. no use of our telling you of the impartince of this great annqu sale. knowing that many remarkable bargains Were in store for you.- There are thousands of dollars goods, Ladies’ Vfaists, Skirts, Raincoats and Jack- ets, Men’s and. Boys’ Clothing and Furnisl - ings, Boots and Shoes, Crockery, Etc, to be disposed of before the arrival of fall goods, and we have fixed the prices so low that a speedy clearance worth of new will be effected. What does it meanybtafiyeu? Owing_.t»o..a backward seasoii‘,."y0ii"are'Oflqered tli;e___.‘...?n, ‘3‘ r_. v}, _ Q: You’ve been awaiting it, .7 . x331 .-' - "4):! including Dry Goods, ‘ an :During‘ the 1113f twenty 01'.thil’t‘y years word. He sat for several mOments . _ _ , . "there are many cases 011 record SDOW- gazing at the pneumatic tube stations them rmule. Sprmg 13 Just lill‘geSt stock Wt: have ever had to offer at a clearance :‘vsril. h l'ttl- . 0' h \ i ' -» - . , . .. I". '. 3-1. . ' . 1.1g I‘ll: t e 1 e badge as been a set up llle horns of an orchestrion at around the comer. Bring sale, at a g} eat 5,101 like In puea 0L” pollcy Prohlblts "life saver. Even bullets fired at close .range, as a rule, cannot penetrate the :shield. That‘s why a bluecoat always Bfeels safer in keeping the star at a vital spot. When off duty some policemen 'wcar their stars on their vests, but al- ~‘ways directly over. the heart. They are :so accustomed to the little protector Lthat they feel uneasy without it. Scott’s Wise Dog. So voracious a man as Sir Walter ‘éScott had a wise dog, a bull terrier. iSaid the novelist once: “I taught him 310 understand a great many words, in- J the desks of the city and telegraph editors. There was a buzzing sound as a copy boy pulled a lever, and the old man smiled as if expecting something pleasant, then took on a look of dis appointment. A few minutes later the boy sent another piece of copy whirl- ing upstairs, and again the visitor’s ex- pression passed from anticipation to disappointment, then bewilderment. Finally he accosted the telegraph ed- itor. , - “’Scuse me, sub,» but mout I ax yo’ what dem things is?” - Certainly he might and was enlight- ened. " your wheels in now so they will be ready before the rush-- comes on. P L A Ed E‘E‘d E5 done on my new, up-to-datc planer and matcher cannot fail to give satisfaction. i d‘GHAdBERSi us carrying goods over from one season to another, '- hence we must and will sell them out, good as they , are, and unless the people are entirely bereft of 3"," money, this store will be as busy as a bee-hive, for we can’t reduce a price in our store without creating. “ bargains that are vorth coming many miles to secure. ' 1-Den’t miss- it. ' If you need or expect to necdanything in our line, let. us urge you With all the power at our command to seize the Opportunity while. it. is yours. :asmuch that I am positive that the “Well, I ’clah t’ goodness!” he ex- . _ ,1; ~communication betwixt the canine spe- claimed. “I thought dey was some COLBORNE ST. OPPOSITE'HEARDvS ',_ --cies and ourselves might be. greatly ,- sort 0’ music box t’ entertain yo’ gem- ' .- enlarged. Camp once bit the baker, mens whilst yo" workedl”. a ' .FEHELQN FRIâ€"{‘3' -‘ who was bringing bread to the fam- - . "ily. I beat him and explained the . - A . ._ , 33", ecnormity of his odense, after which, 'to ., A Plain Hit- ' ‘the last moments of his life, he never An elderly gentleman On his W3? 1:0 747' ‘l’heard the least allusion to the story'in a quiet watering D1308 in Scotland met .. 'ij '3 « - i whatever tone of voice it was men- in the railway carriage an old worthy ~': . :1 ‘tioned without getting ‘up and ram Who turned out to be a native of the _ - ' » " ‘ing to the darkest corner of the room, place and, wishing to have a talk am: i r,- ‘with great appearance of distress. at the same time learn something 0 ‘Then if you said ‘the baker was well the coast village, accosted him thus: I ’1:“lan‘l'iin.nlliit.:lfllnuiflliuflilcnflizamthfnrll‘hmfln.nitllumxi‘lllumflh’lnnulliizaildilinillliumdlii;Juliliumiilliumlillimlilim.nilimdfllurinlilimillmsilh' 1” :paid' or tthe baker was not hurt, after Elderly Gentlemanâ€"I suppose theair A 1 t t 1 f F . g “ ' “ " 7; tall}. Camp came forthfrom his hiding is very bracing where you live? coml3 e e S 00 { 0 urnl' ‘ 5} "place, capered and barked and re- Village Worthyâ€"Grann’ an’ healthy, . , ' ' ,5, “joked, _ I should think we. tale of the best and newest L? E. G.â€"-Then it's considered one of 'o~ . 7 . A ‘ ‘ 4.... g .The Wealthy Angler’s Tackle Outfit. _ the healthiest quarters around here? deSICPS alwa) S on hand" ' ' it "i‘he wealthy angler who wants the v. W.â€"â€"I shouldthink sue. There's Prices the lowest. 1 v . Vliest' of everything has 'a special six no muckle seekness there. ‘foot oblong case or trunk for his :fishing rods, which, being the best, “cost about $301each} He has a heavy- :surf casting rod, a lighter bay casting "irod and a set of fly rods for fresh wa- i-‘ter fishing. His reels, of which he \must have various types, cost $75 each :and upward. For his fishing tackle . sthere is a special trunk, in which are E. .G.â€"-I should think not. Have you never been sick? V. W.â€"-Neever! E. G.â€"â€"How do you account for that? V. W.â€"Weel, ye see, it’s like this: he jist lets me alone. _. . How He Got a Drink. H " The doctor’s kept me .a’ my life, an" ._.._â€". L. DEYMAN, ' Furniture and "Undertaking. Picture Framing a Specialty. 14: in. Lawn Mower, high whee], $2.75 ; regular $8.25. .V‘ 16 in. Lawn Mower, high wheel, $3.00; rei‘gular $33.50. Best Pick and Handle, only 600.;nregular 850. English Paris Green, 350. per lb. 3 lbs. for $1.00. . cu; ,â€" I H I; _n‘ F“ “nun RAM- ,vâ€"W_.,... -5“... An Indiana traveling man told a “re also sell the Cheap kind, 250. a. pound_ story the other day of an incident on the road. He was in the smoking car of an express train reading his paper when a ‘man rushed in from the car behind the smoker, evidently in great agitation and said: “Has anybody in this car any whisky? A woman in the car behind has fainted!” , Instantly dozens of flasks were produced. The man who had asked for it picked out. the largest, one, drew the cork and put }-the best Irish linen lines, hooks and flies of all descriptions, sinkers, swiv- «els, squids, spoons, spinners, floats, ar- stificial bait, etc. Such fishermen gener- rally carry duplicate tackle and several duplicates of pole tips and such things :as may be most likely to break. The total cost of a wealthy angler‘s tackle «outfit. ranges from $250 to $1,000. Also the lowest prices in the couuty. for Building .W‘W WOW-“W "at Lindsay Marble lions. Baht. Chambers Dealer in and manufacturer of all kinds Marble and Granile lvlanumenls' Hardware. Call and get prices and be convinced. iii-Elm W 3 . ’ Fallon Falls.‘ i" r > f.- H Fire and Water. “WW MWQE . corner May and Francis Streets. ' . ' 50 YEARS‘ EXPERIENCE ' - mm." a .- v~ nu . warren}: n: b.1231.» Rap, n IVater will extinguish a fire because the bottle to his lips. Witha long. Sat- Beings direct importer 1. am flb1e- to ,k *‘v-t‘rfrmsa-mi h‘ ' ‘ ~ . . ' -‘ “-' - ~' ‘: . .HMH. ._ _, ,, . .. ", -. ;: ~ ghiiy‘kjhtch seeps. it ntieogfl: dressagggkélg, agemgqik If??? qugtfiai‘lj: a phenmafic p01- Eskinwt‘iimirimp.'llwihmli:rthrznmui51mmiramiwmwi3113mmlimit!liliiuur'iiirfluriuwriugmuriufiplrnwriujfip1'alqmm‘inlmurngmnrilqmutwwalflfi Tthe conversion of water into steam good, and I needed it, for it always ishlng machine, and a pneumatic plant for v ‘ ' i I I ' draws off the heat from the burning makes me feel ucer to see a woman Lettering and Traci“ - We are mile W do ‘ "i incl. A little water makes a fire faint away!"~ q 31“ » , belief and deeper Wikihafl llel'GWfOI'e- ‘ficrcer,.while a large quantity of water - ' Call and gel designs and'prices. , ‘imts it out. The explanation is that The Bat. ' " '7‘ woaks.â€"_-In' the rear of the Market On $‘>"’°” “"11 b‘ll’ 0”" “WNW” Ollesingle ‘ ‘ ‘ 31.: ‘water is composed of oxygen and hy- Nearly all bats have the faculty of Cambridge street, opposite the Packing house 0" Frm'ms Street' 7 I I - ‘ i. ,drogem “vheu‘ therefore. the fire can hibernating- Their hibernation, how_ House. ' - 700-wxll buy a lO-rocm liouse,withgood a G l .decompose the water into its Simple ever, is not perfect_that is to say, that “I. CHAMBERS, ct-llnlr well, woodshed, stable, drive house . v elements it serves as fuel to the flame. when the warm days occur in the mid- " . v . - Proprietor. “if " 1.] ("158’ 0" MM” 3mm ‘13 < â€"-â€"-â€"-â€"â€"â€"' . ' dle of winter they wake up. together , _______..____â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"â€"wâ€"-â€"' two “"11 buy 5'l'°°m house “‘1 w°°d' ~ g.‘ 7‘ H’a‘r'a Drinking Bout- ' with the insects which are their food. Shad 0“ Mug? Elil‘eet- g - ~Among ‘lhe 'SOUQS 0f RO‘DeI't Burns Still theirs is a true hibernation trance, I ' ‘ , pp 3 ‘0 9 t one upon a whistle used by :1 Dane (“littering from sleep, with very low rate 1: flflos' GRAHAM’ Fenelon Falls) . » 7 ‘WllO visited England in the retinue of Of pulse, heart action and respiration, . or to MCLAUGHLIN & PEEL: Lindsay- r Anne ochumark. This whistle, was Probably they would endure immer- l i” allaced on the tablcat the beginning of .sion in water for an hour or” two _ _ . ‘ r :1 drinking bout. which fwas won by without drowning, as other hibernators ‘3 Prmted "My “a” “t the 0m“) / .' ‘ 1 1 Whoever was last able to blow it. The "Dane conquered 'all comers, says the story. until Sir Robert Lawrie of Max- welton, “after three days and three nights hard contest, left the Scan- ‘dinavigin underthe table.” _ .. . have been found to do. _' SUBSCRIPTION 1 $1.00 A YEAR, IN ADVANCE or one cent per week will be added, as long as it remains unpaid. ‘ Just the Other Way. “I am delighted," said the old friend who had called, “‘to find that you agree with your husband in everything, Mrs. Henpeck.” .. A “Indeed!” answered that estimable lady. “If youvwill take the pains to in- vestigate our domestic relations, sir. you will find that it is Mr. Henpeck who agrees with me in everything.” I have everything in these." lines that should be in a well-- ordered jewelry store. Don’t buy until you see them. ' Advertising B ates. Professional or business cards, 50 cents per line per annum. Casual advertisements, 8 cents per line for the first insertion, and 2 cents per line for every subscqucnt1nscr-' Lion. Contracts by the year, half year or less, upon reasonable terms. TRADE MARKS DESIGNS ' COPYRIGHTS ac. Anyone sending a sketch and description ma) quickly ascertain our opinion free w ietlicr an invention is probably patentablo. Communij tlons strictly confidential. Handbook on Patents sent. free. Oldest agency for securing patents. Patents taken through Mann 8; Co. receive l JOHN SLATER, ISSUER OF MARRIAGE LICENSES - , . Preference. The Courtâ€"Six years at hard labor. You'll geta chance to learn a trade, my man. Burglarâ€"Judge, couldn’t I be permitted to learn itâ€"erâ€"by corre- spondence course? Repairing done, as usual, in ' first-class style. spa-lat notice, without charge, in the Stamina: nucleon. A handsomely illustrated weekly. Largest elr. cuiatlon of any scientific journal. 'l‘erms, $3 1) His Size. “Sam, what would: you do if you had a million dollars?” “Ed de Lawd’s sake! I’m sho’ I _â€" JOB PRINTING executed neatly, cor- ctly and at moderate prices. _!<‘or the burdens which God lays on us there will always be grace enough. The burdens which we make for our- dunno wot I’d do or I had a million E D HAW) year: four months, 5,41. soldbyallnewsdenlers. v- NEXT D001 ,. ., ., , , . , solves we must carry aloneâ€"A. W. dollahs, but I know wot I’d do of I ' ' P,.O’P,.ietor & c.3618roadway,New Yum I i to logy-OI‘MCE,’ ' Branch omco. 625 19‘ st.. \Vashlngtoll. D. c. FEE’HELGN FELLS. had $2. I’ve bin waitin’ two yeahs ter Eliol'old, D. D. i . . ..u a“ ..A....J we“. . git marriedf’wfl,“ ,_, ,_,, -- _, A.” fiâ€"Mumi ~'......- "fr." ‘ ‘- . ' “"35??wa