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.0 sum rusmriiciift EASILY MIXED AT HOME AND CURES ALL llllEUi‘llA'l‘lSlll. . I-‘ulI Directions to Make and Take This Simple Ilomc-llade Mixture â€"â€" Makes Kidneys Filter Acids. There is one roof that saves money because it Will last 100 years. Guaranteed in writing for 25 years. “OSHAWA” When an eminent authority announc- GALVANEZED ed that he had found a new way to trmt that dread American disuse, Rheuma- ‘tism, with just common, every-day (hugs found in any drug store, “10 D1131” sxciuns were slow indeed to attach much limpt‘u‘tullm‘ to his claims. This was only a few months ago. ’l‘o-day nearly every STEEL SHENGLES This roof saves you work because its . so easy to put: on (do it yourself with a. 3' hammer and sni s). and save you worry because they irepmof, wind roof and. weather-proof the building tliey cover. \Vriic us about it and hear all about UJ-t‘u-I'Kr'v-‘A‘V'4‘ “hunk-‘44 no .nwrr v - “’7 ROOFING RIGHT‘ Adams newspaper in the country, even the The PEDLAR chpge metropolitan dailies are announcmg :t and the splendid results achieved. It Is Oshawa Montreal Ottawa. Toronto Mutton W'lnnlpcz - 1k .twr. warm... any one can prepare it HM... so simple than It is made up as _ _ a' home at small cost. .. Q 9_ follows: Get from any good drug- ’ twigfiflzfi grist iluid Extract Dandelion, one- . mmwswdmmehoumnw halt ounce; Compound Kai-gen, one .« about. theflouglertm -MAEV ELWuirhngSpray _ The new Vnr'mnl {wring-e. " Breeâ€"Znontcc-nveu- V rent. it cleauua ounce; Compound Syrup Sarsapariila, three ounces. Mix by shaking,r in a hot- t.le and take in teaspoonful doses after each meal and at bedtime. These are all simple ingredients, making an ab- lsolutcly harmless home remedy at little cost. . ' Rtieuiimtism, as every one knows, is a symptom of deranged kidneys. It is a condition produced by the failure of the kidneys to properly filter or strain from the blood the uric acid and other matter which, if not erad’tmtcd, either in the urine or-thl‘ough the skin pores, :remaius .in the blood, decomposes and forms about the joints :xn't muscles, causing the untold Sllliti'ilig and dc- formity oi rheumatism. This prescription is; said to be a splen- did healing, clval'lsing and invigorating tonic to the kidneys, and gives almost immediate relief in all forms of bladder and urinary troubles and backache. .~_..._.-â€"- 14. nxyom‘ dmgplrtforlt. 'v'ei . t he cannot supply the ' v ‘ MARVEL accept no othr, but send stem to): illustrated bookâ€"4oz; ed. It; gives tull articulan and directions in- alna. no to ladies. ' ' t‘ ' D5011. SUPPLY (‘30.. 'Winduor, Ont. General Agent» for Canada. Gives Perfect W Light. The Most Economical High Grade Gil Ever Said in canacla. During a geography lesson the mas~ ter of - Scottish school noticed one of his pupils take a large orange from his pocket and begin to demolish it. He was very angrv at the young 1'as~:1l’s behavior, and cried ort. to him, “l say, there, put that orange out of sight." The boy looked up from the hook, and / saying, “Curt yo no see I'm dacmg that FOR SALE BY 11’ the. lime?” calmly proceeded to flu- ilEALEttS maniacal. “‘5 A Carefully Prepared I’ill.~l\'luch time and attention were expended in tho exp-erim-cuti'n;_,r with the ingredi- W WHEN -' . s‘s'np _ IN :9 I out.» that LIllLI ill.“ the composmou . A! ,0" Parmclec’s Vegetable l‘ili-s before THE NEW FIREPROOF hoist. invitees . 7th Ave. and asth St. 300 FEET WEST OF BBQABWAY, Maximum of Luxury at; Minimum Cost; they were brought to the state in ,which they were first offered to the ipuiilic. Whatever other pills may be. ll‘ariuulre’s Vegetable l’ills are the re- sult of much expert. study, and all per- sons suffering from dyspepsia or dis- : ' ‘ordercd liver and kidneys may confi- ' mtutly accept them as being what they are represented to be. l t l “Blood will tell," quoted the Wise Man. “Perhaps,” said the Simple l’er- sin; “but it generally forgets to speak wvhcu it. passes a poor relation.” i MAKE A NOTE Oi" IT, ” The D d: L ” Menthol l Plaster is guaranteed to cure the worst. case of backache, headache, stitches. Avoid substitutes. Get the genuine wave by Davis & Lawrence (20. “I presume your children ask you a great. many embarrassing; quest-ions?” l“'\"cs; it is wonderful how like their mother those youngsters are!” 1 ,. l tliggs»~“l met. Swiggs last night. llo lsi'ezued to have a bad case of the'hlurs." t Greenâ€"“lie did. eh?’ ifigg3'â€"“ch; two policemen were supporting him.” The efficacy of Birkle’s Anti-Consultin- tivo Syrup in curingr coughs and colds and arresting infku'umation cf the lungs, can he estal‘llishcd by lmndrcds of testimonials from all sorts and con- ditions of men. It. is a standard rem- c-(ly in these ailments and all affec- tions of the throat, and lungs. It is highly recommended by :Iucdicine ven- dcrs, because they know and appreciate llS value as a curative. Try it. . gr Accesxsihle, Quiet; and Elegant. Within Five - Mluutes’ Walk of Theatres, Shops and Clubs. New Dutch (trill Rooms Largest in Cltv. Cable (Ears Puss Hotel to all Railroads: ' European Plan. $1.50 per dag Without bath, = 32.00 per day with bath. Suites $3.60 upwards. Semi for Bockict. i sTEAuws a nA-un. Props ' mm “Mnâ€"u. Sentry “You cant leave.” Soldion. “But I haw the 4.-e.p;':-.in’s oral l’wrmis- Sentry Humor:mmy)flHLclrs 5"“ 'I‘eachcrâ€"“Yes. Freddie, the. tail of " the comet is 3.000.000 mile long,’ ._.___- l“i't.‘tltllC--“(il‘-ll{t‘yl no fun. tyin’ a tin can on the end 0’ that!” . r ‘h 1 1 . An elderly man from the country, in- l 0 -“ “11m” 1J0 tent. on purchasing some furniture, uroâ€" Cccdcd to the city to put. his skiff for bargaining to the test. On entering.r a shop he found himself confronted by a Jew. After turning over the law‘s stock the old man purchased a chair. ., A few days later the purchaser returned WHICOME Av; “Nanny mum- gtm-m h the to the shop again with the chair in relioflwhenanobitiniite,pitifczis cmighiuts'hceu about llllll-zlâ€"tlozen piecing. Jew \ driven away by Allen‘s Lung Balsam. No opium r ' t Stolla~“Wha~t is pussip?” Bella ~â€" “Sonicthing that sounds as big in your business. The . . In it, The good effect; lasts. lookcd‘ut them very gravely and exam- ined them all over. then suldrnly c):- claiinrilzâ€"â€"“Ali, my front, me see vat. is dc matter; somebody has been sittim,r on it!“ A FREAK OF MEMORY. “Why in the world are. you carry- ing two umbrellas?’ somehmly asked “1,. {Opwum man, au:l he leokcdramaz- (‘Lt at. the question. "1 should think you’d guess that easily. knowing mo well,” he said. “I'm cu-rryiui,r two so that if I forget and leave one anywhere I shall still have the other!” FORCE Ol“ lll'tAC'i‘ltllS. “’l‘hat. financier starlet out in life} as in dentisl.’ “I suppose that is why when the banks were struggling in the teeth of the financial storm, he advocated their gold filling." llul-bardâ€"“l astiuullc that advertis- ing costs mo fifty dollars a year more than I can afford." Jayeâ€"“W'th are you talking about? You don’t advertise.’ “No; but the stores do, and my wife is a continued hargain-lumter." Then Able to Recover His Own Proper- dence often stretches farther than any novelist. would dare to make it go in HONEST MAN BECOMES THlEF. 1y, “’hich Had Been Stolen. In real life the long 9“‘fn of coinci- fiction. Of that, amazing proof has just been furnished at Czenstochowa, the mecca of Polish pilgrims. Among them was lvan Dimowitsky, who had come a long distanCe on his pious erâ€" rand. While he was in the church performing his devotious some thief in the crowd stole his purse, containing all his money. He went to one of the priests and told him of his troubles, and asked him for money enough to take him back to his home. - “Alas,” replied the priest, “l have no money to give you. You had bet- ter try to find the thief.” “To find among thousands a man I don’t know would reunire a miracle and I am no miracle-worker,” tmswcred Ivan. “Perhai‘is, holy father, you could work the miracle for me?” The priest protested that he had no such power. “Then,” said Ivan. into the church and steal the money I need from somebody, the first chance I get.” “If you do that,’ said the priest, “you will be a very wicked man and ought to be sent. to prison for it, and the church should impose a heavy penance on you, too.” But Ivan thought. he might have as much luck asthe thief who had robbed him and escape detection. Back he went to the church. Seeing a man with his wallet on his back, he slipped his hand into it and pullcd‘out a purse. It was his own purse and it contained the exact sum Which he had left in it. In his delight. Ivan gave no thought to turning the'mun over to justice. lie hurried juhilantly back to the priest and told how he had recovered his stolen money. “Surely,” he said, “it must have been Providence that guided me.” The perplexed priest imposed no pen- ance on him and Ivan went. his way rejoicing. Meanwhile, the thief had escaped. What moral is to be drawn from the story is a conundrum. Certainly, it. isn’t. “l-loncsty is the best policy." “I shall go back v __.._.._.__ b‘i , A Successful Medicine. â€"â€" Everyone wishes to be successful in any under- taking in which he may engage. It is therefore. extremely gratifying: to the proprietors of Parmelce’s Vegetable l'ills to know that their efforts to com- pound a medicine which would prove a blessing to nnmkind have been suc- cessful beyond expectations. The en- dorsatioi'i of these Pills by the public is a giuirzmlce that a pill has been pro- ducrd which will fulfil everything claimed for it. Sheâ€"~“You here again?” Trampâ€"â€" “Yes, kind lady.” Slit‘â€"-â€"“\\7L‘ll, I won’t help you again. I don‘t. believe you ve (tor-.c anything all then your." Tramp “Indeed I have, mum. I just done a month.” FERROVIM, WHAT IS IT? 1H5 the name 0! the best tonic. It: builds up the system, gives new life, makes people well and strung. Be sure you get. the genuine “ Ferrovtm." Once more poor woman is laughed at for her lack of banking knowledge. There is no denying it. however; she is funny when she gets tangled up in the paraphernalia of finance. This is the latest. tale. A banker, not long ago, received the following letter from a lady well known in social cii‘eleszâ€" “Dear Sll‘.â€"-l’lC:IlSC stop payment on~ the cheque I wrote out to-day, as I ac .idcntâ€" gully burned it up.â€"-â€"h’ours, Mini. Blank." Cheapest of All Medicines.~â€"Considcr- ing,r the curative qualities of Dr. 'l'hmnas’ Eclectric Oil it is the cheap- est medicine now offered to the pub- lic. The dose required in any ailment is small and a bottle contains many doses. If it were valued at. the benefit it confers it. could not be purchased for many limits the price asde .3” it, but increased consumption has simplifiedde cheapcued its manufac- lure. She was ohcce, passing fair, and-“â€" well, she admittrd that she had heru or. earth for twenty-nine years, He was scant-haired, and old enough to know better. “Will you marry me?" he queried. “You are asking a good deal,” she gurglcd, in reply. “Oh, well." he replied. “I always was pur- tiul to large women.” lTCll. Mange, Prairie. Scratches and every form of contagious Itch in human . or animals cured in 30 minutes by Wol- -fnrd's Sanitary Lotion. it never fails. Sold by all druggists. FOOLOSOPIIY. Profit. by loss. (Bold feetâ€"warm heart. ’l‘horu's no vaccination against the love grrm. . In getting ahead the first. thing to get is a head. None of Us are llZiI‘tl of hearing when u'ioncy talks. A good ad. is like. tobacco juice in the eye, in that it attracts the whole attention. Some men realize success without. finding that goose-wit-h-ttie-goldcn-egg habit. A QUEER TIllNG. “Sc’leicty has one Very old require- mm: t . " “What is that?" “Girls have to (-0" ' r" can get in." Renovates the entire system. Cod liver oil is nauseous â€"â€"-‘ Knocks out the stomach, And note how pleasant it is â€"- That tired feeling which E RIC’E’S TASTELESES ”‘ is palatable and can be easily assimilated. So that very few persons can take it. Take a dose of “ Brick’s Tasteless” §tarts you eating at onceâ€" relieves Every one speaks-of from time to time, and the Languid feeling disappears immediately. Every bottle taken is guaranteed to show improvement; 550 why should you hesitate to take it? See your druggist today about “ Brick’s Tasteless.” Two Sizesâ€"8 ounce bottle 59c; 20 ounce bottle $1.06 an it does a horse in harness â€"- cripple brings nothing to support idle stock. afiord to be without Soft Bunches and Swellings. -' ~- the swelling. Another bottle of compch the cure." famous bookâ€"imrrentiac On The Horse." to Leascfor a Central location. About. four floors and basement. is a dead less. It costs as much to keep a lame home, and the in. You can’t afford That's why you can‘t fienfioii’s Spavin {i so It takes away the pain and stiffness from Sprains and Bruisesâ€"draws the soreness out ’of Strained Muscles and Teudonsâ€"CURES Spavins, Used for two generations by two nations. KA'rxuNn STATION, 02:1,, Dec. 16. '01. “l have uSc Kendall’s Spavm Cure for 21 Ram: spavin of 4 years standmg, which has entirely cu.er the lameness and greatly reduced $1.00 a bottle or 6 for $5. Sold by dealers everywhere. Viritc for free cop of on! standard Fire Sprinkler System. ltfl-ililfid‘l F. WELSQE, 81 Adm-aide, 35;. West, Toronto the Spaviu Cure, I um sure, will HOWARD BROCK. You will find a need for it every ay. Dana. .1. ENDALL co., Euosauna FA ERMONT. U. - :3“?- i‘.‘ if? ‘4»: Term of Years. ten thcusa‘id camera feat; in Excellent shim} n3 facilities tow laceration/rate. ~ - uarne ' “Pa, what is a political leader‘?’ ‘A man who is able to see which way the crowd is going, and follows with loud whoops in that direction." Special Notice. sggsfia cash will buy new upright: pianos, fully warrant-ed. Write Magl Order De artm t in: LEACH PIANO co. 1.th Murilreul allot” llustratad catalogue. ' When all. other corn preparations TMGAPAQ 35553 [MR-:3 33 LIB "- uy a fail, try IIolloway’s Corn Cure. No pain whatever, and no inconvenience in using it. "Have. you heard that young Molard has ahsconded with £515,000 of his em- ployer‘s money?’ “From that old Jew? Ilal hat “that a joke.’ “He also took your umbrella with him.” “The mean scouudrell’ ' AN UGLY FAMILY a! skin diseases is tho one generally described by the word Eczema. In all 1i?! forms it; resists ordinary treatment but is completely cured by Weaver's Carats user in con. nection’with Weaver's Syrup. “Percy, papa says you mustn‘t come if see me any more." “Why. Aggie, how could I? I'm already coining sev- en times a week!" These two desirable qualifications, pleasant. to the taste and at the same time effectual, are to he found in Mother Graves’ Worm Exterminator. Children like it. WIT IN THE BARNYARD. Duckâ€"You have all sorts of jokes made about these times, don’t you? 'l‘urkeyvl'cs, both fowl and fare. “I do spring cleaning at all seasons 1'l the year.” ,1) watchmukei . “Hows that ” "I’m a Capital $io,ooo,coo Shares $IO. Pays 40% dividend. 100 000 shares left. on the following terms 1’ to be so“ l. Japan subscription. ab. 1, i908, 25% Flay I. Igoa. I. J. VAN NOTE, Treasqv 161 Suuuucr 2., Boston. Gm plies Alia fillia An American Movement Wench with ‘iuld Plated Case, warranted to keep comet: time, similar in appear. 1 1' 5, auce to a Solid Geld Watch mar. . with a . mu- ting skis? Hoveltlce. at 10¢. each. Send your 5â€" A ' ranted for 25 __ gore. ulsoaGoid .i’ '1' 5%; (:em, both gtven “' fro: for rolling . l " ~ A. v Emma and address for Jewelry. When . old send us the 52.40 and w» send you 7" (.511; 555.3%: Illa“! lled in set '“ ,_.. ., kit . r ' only 24 Jewelry » n3“. no watch and ring. FREE? it! fiUl‘l‘L‘Y (10.. ll!ch 6l8 Z‘iocton, A BREAK. “What. a queer remark that man made about the bride,” said the first wedding guest. “What was it?" asked the other. “Ill: said: ‘llmv natural she looks; don’t you think so?” “Force of habit. Ilc's an undertaker.” Love may make the world 'go round, but. matrimony gives it. a flat-wheel motion.