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‘ PINE FOREST l IN HIS BEDROOM During the recent illness of the Em- )emr of Austria, his physician, Dr. fez-2!: had a number of small pine r’ecs, growing in tubs, placed in his DCdl'OOm, converting the room into a niniatu-re pine forest. The healing prepertics of the pines tro recognized by the leading physi- :ians and scientists of the werld. Thou- sands of peOpIe afflicted with lung trouble and bronchial affections who are not in a position :to leave home and business to livc'out among. the pines, can procure at small met the health- giving properties of the pine forest, right in their own home. Virgin Oil of Pine (pure) possesses all the therapeutic virtue for which the pines are noted». it is carefully prepared, being a combination of the active prin- ciplcs of forest trees, and isguaranteed free from any impure or deleterious substance. Used according to direc- tions it will break up a, cold in 24 hours and promptly relieve and stop the ir- ritating cough. Virgin Oil of Pine is-put up in %-oz. vials only for druggists to dispense, leach vial enclosed in a round wooden case to prevent breakage and exposure to light. The case is sealed with an engraved wrapper showing the name-â€" Virgin Oil of Pine compound (pure), pre- pared only by Leach Chemical Co., Windsor, Ont.,â€"â€"plainly printed thereon. It is well to get the genuine. Should your druggist be unable to supply you, you can have a %-oz. vial mailed to you by sending 50 cents to the Leach Chemical 00., Windsor, Ont.. sci-M 'W'HAT TIIE FAN \VAS FOR. .ie (at the bulbâ€"“I wish you wouldn’t flatter your fan continuously.” Sheâ€"“Why not, pray?" .‘leâ€"“It produces a coolness between us." I i T0 CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY film LAXATIVE BROMO innine Tablet». tits refund money if it fails to on re. E. W. flru '03 E’s signature is on each box. 250. ___.._ SAY! Are- you able to work by the day without being watched? Worms derange the whole system. Mother Gravcs' Worm Exterminator de- ranges worms and gives rest to the sufferer. It only costs 25 cents to try it and be convmccd. ....._.._. No man is necessarily simple because he lives the simple life. “ The D 6: L " rlcnthol Plastcrs are marvel- lous in their quick action when applied to leme backs or stiff rheumatic muscles or Joint.» They xive immediate relief. It's up to the chap who is unable to see any good in the world to consult . an oculist. “A Grand Medicine” is the enc0mium live Syrup, and when the results from its use are considered, as borne out by many persons who have employed it in stopping coughs and eradicating colds. it is more than grand. Kept in the house it is always at hand and it has no equal as a remedy. If you have not tried it, do so at once. It is easier to cultivate a girl’s im- ngination than her voice. A lady writes: “I was enabled to re- movo the corns. root and branch. by the use of llolloway’s C-o-rn Cure.’ Others who have tried it have the same experience. SAVED SOME PAIN. Mrs. Leahy was determined that f’t‘orah, the only girl in the family, should learn to play the piano. “Their father has a fine big voice and me own i is not bad," she told a neighbor, “but there can't one 0’ them children sing a note. So Norah must learn the piano, and we'll have to lave the boys go.” v “llow is Norah getting on with the piano?" inquired Mr; Leahy’s employer; music lessons. "She shtrives wid might an‘ main." said Mr. Leahy. “and she's on a grand piece. \Vcll. sorr. all i can say is, that if Mr. Choppingâ€"that she tells wrote the pieceâ€"cud come to life again an” hear Norah play if. he‘d be thankful he was dead an’ buried before iver Mrs. Lcahy tuk the notion to have Norah study the piano. An’ that s the thruth!” REASONABLE. “yew,” said the teacher, “can any- .ionc 'tell why the summer days are ‘long and the winter days are short?" “Because heat expands and cold con- dracts,” replied the bright boy. ack ate Black Plug The Chewing Tobacco and sweethearts for years, came up I could see that. he was urgâ€" ing her to bashfully opposed. hands on i often passed on Bickle’s Antiâ€"Consump- rim to 14. days or money refunded. 500. I to whom Norah's father had confidedA the fact that his daughter was A \VAYSIDE \VEDDING. “One Sunday afternoon,” says Elder J. W. Cook, in his recent book, “Forty- five Years a Minister,” “as I was trav- elling along the road, I chanced to heel a young couple who were carry- ng a bucket of provender to the hogs. “I knew they had been neighbors and as‘ I do something which she “When I reached them, however, she appeared to have been won over, for they dropped their pail, and the young man said: “Sallic‘s just said yes, parson. ilow’d it do to jine us light where we‘re at?" “I suggested perhaps we’d better go into the house, but he seemed to be afraid she would change her mind. So I called. a passing horsemanâ€"a stranger â€"â€"to act as witness. “The bride and bridegroom wiped their their clothes and stood no there. with a field full of hogs for a background, and a wayfarer whom no- body knew as a witness, and were married as safeiy as in a house of wealth. “The young man said, ‘Thank you,‘ and kissed lltlS bride. 'i‘hey picked up their 'bucket and resumed their errand. “It just happened the girl had been over on a neighborly visit to the young mans folks, and by reason of my ap- pearance at the critical moment the boy was able to sweep away her scruples. 3’ “You see,” the elder adds, with hu- morous appreciation, “in those days preachers were so scarce in the 'back settlements that whenever one appeared in a community they always expected him to do something.” v 55 A CHANGE ls N’EEDED. Through the long winter one needs a. change. Why go South when "The Wel- land,” St. Cstharines, offers an environ- ment at moderate cost which will minister to t-ired nerves and worn out bodies? Try the tonic influence of "The St. Catharines Well" and the restful influence of "The Welland.” Apply the manager. St. Cath- arines. or any Agent of Grand Trunk Rail- way System. You can please a woman by roast- ing her neighbors and praismg her chil- dren. It is a Liver MILâ€"Many of the ail- ments that man has to contend with have their origin in a disordered liver, which is a delicate irgan, peculiarly susceptible to the disturbances that come from irregular habits or lack cf- carc in eating and drinking. This ac- counts tor the great many livcr regula- tors now pressed on the attention of sufferers. Of these there is none super- ior to i’armclce’s \‘cgctable Pills. Their operation though gentle is effective. and the most delicate can use them. A boon companion is seldom looked upon as a been by the family of the man he associates with. _.._.,._ PILES GUHED IN 6 TO M DAYS. teszo OINTMENT ls guaranteed to cure any case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protuding Many a man gets ahead 'by inducing other men to put their shoulders to hit2 wheel. Overworkcd Persons. either mentally or physically should try “Forrevim,” the world renowne nerve and blood tonic and they Will quickly recover strength and health. Many a 'man is. suspected of being rich merely because he doesn’t pay his bills promptly. Tested by Timeâ€"In his justly celebrat- ed Pills Dr. Parmclce has given to the world one of the most unique medicines offered to the public in late years. Pre- pared to meet the want for a pill which could be taken without nausea, and that would purge without pain, it has met all requirements in that direction, and it is in general use not only be- cause of these two qualities, but be- cause it. is known to possess altcrhtive and curative powers which place it in the front rank of medicines. But. we are inclined to believe that actions do not speak louder than words a: the meetings of a sewing society. lTCll, Mange, Prairie Scratches and every form of contagious Itch in human or animals cured in 30 minutes by Wol- ford’s Sanitary Lotion. it never fails. Sold by all druggists. If you would retain your friends don’t intake them envy you. Tearing: Down Signals does not delay storms. Opium-laden “InetICIIIIOS” do not cure. When you begin to cough take Allen’s Luns Balsam, free from opium, full of healing power. REFLECTIONS. Beauty isn‘t. even skin deep. 0! it rubs off. Some people would even like to bor- row experience. If you want to know how to manage a wife ask a man who never had one. No. Maudie, dear, the man with a heavy beard doesn’t always have a strong face. 1/3 ts BEATS LUCK. You will not count on luck, If you are wise. You‘d rather use your pluck, And advertise! “Please. sir. will you give a penny to a poor orphan?” “Certainly, my boy! Has your father been dead long?” “No, sir. lies the orphan. This money's for him.” been sitting investment. there _ Moneyed men want some place to in- vest their money where largcr interest than the banks pay and yet have an absolute surety that it Will not be sunk out of sight with no return. To meet this condition one of the best companies in the city are offering pre- A SAFE INVESTMENT. For some months men of means have tight. No wealth for safe At this time of thc year comes the natural rebound. they will get a. {erred stock in their concern and guar- antee an 8 per cent. accumulative divi- dend payable each year. They will re- tain the privilege of buying out the in- vestor of the stock he has pure/based at the expiration of three years, by givtng him an advance of 10 per cent. on the par value of his shares plus the 8 per cent. guaranteed dividend. This appears to be an investment scund and guaranteeing good money. It is only those who are anxious to make a good bona fide investment that the company wish to talk to. Full .in- formation will be given by addressmg Box 206, Toronto General Post Office. TERRIBLE. This is a thought that comes to me, And so I must repeat it; it When wife gets in a frightful stew, Alas, I cannot eat it. A NE“! ROUTE TO THE OLD LAND. Canadians, and Scottish Canadians ’n , particular, will be interested in the re- cent announcement of sailings of the Allan Line for the Summer season of 1908 (Glasgow service). The new twin-‘ screw steamers “Grampian” and “Hes- perian‘ will sail alternately with the “Ionian” and “Pretorian,” the four steamers providing a weekly service“ Montreal to Glasgow, of the highestI class. The “Grampian” and “i‘lcspcrianfl built by Alex. Stephens 8.: Son, Lint- house, are of 10,000 tons register (14.000 displacement) and havc accommodation for 250 first, 300 second and a large number of third-class passengers. The “Grampian” sailed on her first vt’yage to the St. Lawrence in October, '07, and has already established. a reâ€" putation for steadiness and speed. The “licspcrian’ will sail on her maiden trip from Glasgow on the 25th of April next. The great improvcment in this service is expected to attract many passengers to the Glasgow Route. Don’t think because a man buys a volume of poetry that he is going to read it. WHAT CAUSES HEADACHE. From October to May. Colds are the most fro- nent cause of Headache. LAXA’l‘lVE BROMO UININE removes cause. E. W. Grove on box 250 ZOOLOGICAI... Masterâ€"“Now, tell me what highest form of animal life is.’ Boyâ€"~-“'i‘hc highest form of animal life is a giraffe.” the Ignorance is a Curse-â€"“I\'now thy- self” is a good admonition, whether rc- ferring to one’s physical condition or moral habitudes. The man who is ac- quainted with himself will know how to act when any disarrangemcnt in his condition manifests itself. Dr. 'i‘homas’ Illclectric Oil is a cheap and simple remedy for the eradication of pain from the system and for the cure of all bron- chial troubles. The moon shines llaqflly through the night, It gives the soul a joyous thrill To think of getting all that. light With no one sending in a bill. Rose-colored spots on the bodies of children are sometimes mistaken for measles. The troublc‘ may be roseola,‘ a local disease of the skin: Promptly cured With Weaver's Carats. Ever notice that almost. every one you talk with gives you some infor- mation that isn’t of any earthly use it you? It doesn't cost much to paint. That is if you get Ramsay's Paints-known for over sixty years as the forcmonfi house. paints in Canada. Your dealer has just received a. large stock. He will tell you all about them and show you the splendid color cards. Write A. Ramsay & Son C0,, Mont- real. for pack of Souvenir Picture Post Cards of Homes. NO ANNOYANCE TO HIM. Gwendolcn (much embarrassed) â€"â€" 1 have to apologize to you this evening, Mr. Whackstcr. The girl has them cooking onions in the kitchen, and the odor fills thc house. The Young Man (not at all embar- rasscd)â€"â€"I don’t mind that a bit. Miss Gwendelcn, I’ve just been eating onions myself. . ; (Dense silence.) . 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