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.Blergyman Creates a Sensation. â€"â€"â€"-â€"- Tells His Congregation There is a Cure for Drunkenn ess. . It is generally admitted among medi- ’ cat men. that drunkenness is a disease. Some modify this by saying that it is a sign of weak will power. Now, weak- ness is dangerously near disease. As the taste for liquor is a disease it only necessary to find the proper cure, to be rid of the trouble. _ A wellâ€"known Methodist divine, inter- ested in the cause of temperance, made it his business to find out it any cure (or drinking has been discovered. This is an extract from one of his sermons on Temperance. “I find that the use of Samaria Rem- edy for the citre of drunkenness is stead- ily wincreasing. Wivesâ€"who wish to win back their husbandsâ€"and mothers â€"-who long to redeem their sonsâ€"are giving Samaria Remedy to the way- ward ones, in tea and coffee. Those who have relatives or friends who feel that they need help to shake off the hold of the demon, rum. buy Samaria Rem- ‘cdy. In the alcoholic wards of the leading hospitals, Samaria Remedy is ordered for those who express an earâ€" nest desire to stop drinking. It delig...s me to say that Samaria Remedy is do- lng a' grand, good work and has my hearty blessings for saving so many ltrom life-long dissipation and degrada-' ion.” Free Sample and pamphlet giving full particulars, testimonials and price are sent in plain sealed envelope. Corre- spondence sacredly confidential. En- close stamp for reply. Address The Sam-aria Remedy 00., 26 Jordan Cham- bers, Jordan St., Toronto. .1..__._.. NE\V SUIT TONIC. Smart Clothes Act as Strong Mental Stimulant. “Very few men can do themselves full justice unless they are well dressed.” This opinion was expressed by a well- known specialist in nervous and mental diseases. "A good suit of clothes,” he said, “acts as a‘splendid tonic upon most of us. “The mere fact of being smartly dress- ed is a strong menial stimulant, and the man who is shabby and knows it, is often less capable than his well-dressed mental inferior. “To the average man shabby or ill-fitt- ing clothes are a source of constant wor- ry, which frets away his energy and takcsrthe kcener edge off his wits. ‘I most strongly condemn the practice of providing lunatics in public asylums with ill-fitting clothes, for the mentally afflicted, when recovering his or her rea- son, cannot but be worried and upset at having to wear what are very often grotesque costumes. “The general impression is, I think, a true oneâ€"that the man in a disgraceful hat, baggy-kneed trousers and a shock- ing coat who can appear quite self-pos- sessed among a number of smartly-dress- ed people is either a millionaire or a man of extraordinary brain power. “Few men can get. along.r successfully in life without the moral support of smart clothing.” __... .1. A Purely Vegetable Pill.â€"Parmelee’s :Vegctablc Pills are con'i-pounded from roots, herbs and solid extracts ofknown virtue in the treatment of liver and kidney complaints and in giving tone to. the system whether enfeebled by over- work or deranged through excesses in living. They require no testimonial. Their excellent. qualities are wellknorwn to all those who have used them and they commend themselves to dyspeptics and those subject to biliousness who are in quest of a beneficial medicine. STRIKING AN AVERAGE. The children-were not allowed in the kitchen, but nobody had ever forbidden their sniffing outside the door to catch the delicious odors which could be ob. tamed by a close application Of a sman nose to a crack. “Why, Ethel,” said Mrs. Ilarwood, who discovered them in the entry just outside the kitchen door one Saturday morning, “Why are you twitching Tommy and slapping him?” “Cause he isn’t playing fair, mother,” said Ethel. “He‘s had five smells and I’ve only had four, and it’s my turn.” “I am, too, playing fair,” asserted Tom- my, his utterance smothered as he again applied his nose to the crack. “I’ve got an awful cold. and I can’t smell half as much as she can!” 7*" Perhaps some money talks, but most of it goes without saying. A magician’s wife may have occasion in feel proud of his trickery. ISSLE NO. 25-08. “CENTREFUGALIZED MILK.” Japanese English as It is Printed in :Kobe Newspaper. If you don't know what “centrefugaliz- cd' milk is go to Kobe, Japan, and there Sit at the feet of Taisero I~Ianamiya, “dealer in milks,” and drink in wis- dom spiced with sweet phraseology. Here is an advertisement sent out by Mr. Hanamlyu and copied in an English newspaper published in the Japanese port: I have the honor to write a. letter for you. that we have now established the Japan milk Sanitary Laboratory and its branch or special nulk delivering office, as which caused our dairy men. are very poor to deliver an unsanitary or tuber- culosis. and even had cow’s milk bac- teria and milk constituents before their delivering and oven for their cow’s health. under and food, and in this branch or milk delivering office their pure milk is again filtered through pass the Bundo’s methoc’s apparatus till the ai" Jactcrla is all out, and we can de- liver their pure milk with the satisfac- tory proof, as the seal is on the bottle, and now your drinking milk or city’s milk is all about when danger comes, as their milk is included many dirts and air bacteria. but you are very hard to sce them well with your naked eye:, and if you can often through pass the flan- net or cotton covered with linen or if ll- be centrvefugalized which is very easy well. to see with naked eyes if always. I beg if you are sanitary man or baby and sick-man have, you must have the. ' pure sanitary milk’and. take your health. If you can make me for order to have the sanitary milk sooner as possible you should soon write me without year servant or make your 0 'der for my de- livering boy who can always ask you. Please make me your order with kind regards. _- .â€"â€"â€"q‘â€"â€"--â€"â€"â€" "THE NEW FOOD” Have you tried a package of “THE NEW FOOD”? It is made of the Choic- est White Wheat, then steameooked‘and flaked. No kitchen can produce a bet- ter made or cleaner article for human consumption. In order to introduce “THE NEW FOOD" .a prize has been placed in every pack- age. Already 'l‘I‘IIRTY-‘SIX Blue Cards calling for LADIES" GOLD WATOIIES, have been. redeemed, and SEVENI‘Y- lFlVE Red? Cards. Each one of those lcurds has been found in a package oi “NEW FOOD." The Red Cards give the finder the choice of the following articles: Boys1 Nickle Watch. “Our Pride” Gold: Nib Fountain Pen. Bureau Cover, Duchess Pattern, Four Pieces. Table Cover, One Yard Square, Da- tmask. ‘ ' Baiby Ring, Solid Gold. Sideboard Covers, Two Yards Long, Linen. Open Salt Cellars, Cut Glass, Sterling Silver Top. - Cold Meat Fork, Silver-plated, Rogers Best Make. =Necik Chains, ill-k Gold-filled, Place for Photos. Ladies' Back Comb, Tortoise Shell, Set {With Brilliants. Signet Ring, 10k Gold, Place for l‘wo initials. A new lot of prizes have been placed in the packages. Ask your grocer for a package of “THE NE\V FOOD.” v ’1‘ "NOT FOR IIIM. Dr. Fissiokâ€"“W-cli, yes, I suppose you should take some mild tonic," Guzzle (eagerlylâ€"“Ilow about beer?” Dr. F-ssiekâ€"“Oh, no; that’s Teutonic.‘ Dr. J. D. Kellogg‘s Dysentery Cordial is compounded specially to combat dy- sentery, cholera morbuis and all inflam- matory disorders that change of food or water set up in the stomach and in- testines. These complaints are more conimon in summer than in winter but they are not confined to the warm months, as undue laxness of the bowms ,ma y Izeizc a man/at any time. Such a sufferer will find» speedy relief in this Cordial. KI\‘E\V BY EXPERIENCE. Mr. Bachâ€"“l have my doubts about this idea that the. more you give away the more you have.“ Mr. Phamleighâ€"“No question at all who were bald or whose hair was falling out, testify to wonderful results obtained .- fmm the Seven Sutherland Sistern' Hair Grower and Scalp Cleaner. Sample Sent free. Send me. to ny pasta e to 9'... , Seven Sutherland Sisters', x79 lng St. est, Toronto. Price. Hair Grower 50c. and $ A). ._..A,,v. _ ... .. .yu-«r, rye-mg, Every packet will kill FLY more files than ii IT'MITAK TO BALD Thousands of men and women ', 300 sheets f ’ of stlcky paper * -â€" SOLD BY â€"-â€"â€"- ' DRUGGISTS, GROCERS AND GENERAL STORES CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE. Master of the house (finding one of his silver spoons on the stops after a receptiornp‘dlim! It seems one of any guests has a hole in his pocket!” Parents buy Mother Graves’ Worm Exterminator bceausc they know it. is a safe medicine for their children and an effectual expeller of worms. A DELICATE TOUCH. Old Miss Bugbee was very deaf, and wry sensitive about her infirmity. Such was her natural cleverness and ingen- uity, however, that she usually escaped from serious embar ‘assment; and she al- ways so vehemently scorned earâ€"trumpets and devices of mechanical nature that her friends no longer dared to suggest them to her. But on one occasion things went not according to schedule. “She came in to borrow magazines yes- terday,” said Mrs. Russell, who lived next door, “just after the piano-tuner had gone. IIc’d been here all the morning, making such an outrageous racket that I felt sure even Miss Bugbee would be annoyed. But she hadn‘t. been, not a mile. “I said to her, ‘Miss Bugbce, I wish you could hear my daughter Sarah play some time. We all think she's improving.’ “I just meant I hoped she’d drop in some time when there were folks here, and we were having music. But she took it. that I meant I was sorry she couldn’t hear. Did you ever? “Well, she up and remarked, very loft- ily indeed, ‘I think she’s improving, too, Mrs. Russell. I was going by this morn- ing. and I heard her playing way out on the sidewalk, and she seemed to have real touchâ€"real touch!’ ” They Never Knew Failureâ€"Careful observation of the effects of Parmelee’s Vegetable Pill-s has shown that they act immediately on the diseased organs of the. system and stimulate them to heal- thy action. There may be cases in which the disease has been long seated and does not. easily yield to medicine, but even in such cases these Pills. have been known to bring relief when all other so-called remedies have failed. These assertions can be substantiated by many who have used the Pitts, and :medical men speak highly of their qua- lities. - BELONG TO THE UNION. The Monkeyâ€"“I’m going 'to move to the city next week." , The Apeâ€"“What are you going to do when you get there?” The Monkeyâ€"“Act as cashier for an or- gan grinder.” Where can I got some of Holloways about it, 1 gave away my daugimw m-O .Coru Cure? I was entirely cured of my m-zxuiths ago and now she's returned to me with her husband.” Mirrors are a nuisance in the house of a man Whose_ face is branded with eczema. His own reflection shaman him. Let, him annoint his skin With Weaver’s Comte and purify his blood with Weaver’s Syrnp' FROM A GOOD FAMILY. lie was a gentler specimen of his class than one usually meets, amt when he made his appeal for something to cm at the kitchen door he was asked by [he good-mitmwl cook to come in by the fire. As he sat, there. she. said :â€" “You don’t look as though you had at. ways been a irlunp.” “I haven’t,” he. replied, without offence. “I came from a very good family.” She let him eat on without interrup. tion, but after he had finished she said:__ “You say you come from a good family May I ask the name?” ‘ “It was Blanklicgh,” he resmnded. “Why,” she said, in surprise, “that’s the uz'ih'ie Of the occupier next door to us.” ‘ ~ “Yes,” he replied. “I noti'Ced it on the door-plate. That's who I came from. 110 st his dog on me just before I called here ” .__._ The railway bridge which connects \‘enice with the mainland is 12,050 ft. long. corns by this remedy and I wish some more. of it for my friends. So writes ,Mr. J. W. Brown, Chicago. ~â€" AT LAST. Ilearly Partyâ€"“Ilow are you? Haven‘t seen you for years. How’s the wife?” 01d At q::a?utanecâ€"“Slr,-”s all right." I]. P.â€"â€"“IIaI I brought, you two to- gether, you remember." 0. A.â€"â€"“Oh-, it’s you, is it, I owe a grudge to?” An ignorant. person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out. Chewing Tobacco VI Rich and satisfying- The big black plug. 2268 first:eczzexsiim‘memwsn-31:32:94»: sea-«n -‘ NEEDED AT HOME. “I didn’t notice you at the mothers’ congress." “No,” replied the woman addressed. “I’m not a theoretical mother, you know. I have six.” A Medicine Chest in Itself.â€"Only the well-to-do can afford to possess a medi- cine chest, but Dr. Thomas" Eclectric Oil, which is a medicine chest. in itself being a remedy for rheumatism, lum- bago, sore throat, colds, coughs, ea- iarrh. asthma and a potent heater for wounds, cuts, bruises, sprains, etc., is within the reach of the poorest, owing to its cheapness. It should be in every house. TWO 613 A KIND. “Fur hiven’s saks, don’t shoot, Caseyt Ye forgot to load yer gun!” “Begorry, 01 must, Putt Th’ burd won’t waitt" Fever the Curse of the 'l‘ro lcs- I and tedimIrs reooverieis ffom t is andnaflilmoatllgewr 1393.86 “ ‘errovim” s t 18 bcs ' . - bar the name, “FERROVIM.” t tom? Remem There’s no hope for the man who d-e- (3111103 to give himself a square deal. NO CROP, N0 PAY 1 Fair finance is it not? Wild and improved farm land from $12 to 818 an acre, near and market and in the “Broad Basket" of the l .W., “Sas- katchewan.” Saskatchewan Settlers Laud Agency Wauchope, Sask. ’J‘ P-ETERBOROU GHWCANA The Best 5126 Cfieapeat Canoea.i$kjfid.LaunaheaEra SEND FOR CATALOGUE AND GET OUR RICE BEFO BUYING v wt , ,â€" ..,~v.. - i we .- u L." :wL-lv-Iw 50 CENTS. ALL you see your nearest Carriage Agent The Con boy Carriage .<‘ ‘â€""'_k’i1'u :i-r'flfi” ‘ Simply a Shredded Wheat wafer, containing in the smallest bulk all the nutriment and strength-giving material of the whole wheat. Appetizing and always ready to serve. Delicious as a Toast. with Butter, Cheese or Fruits. Sold by all grocers. Elleumatigil Pain, iii. The Pango Company, Toronto WHOLESALE LYMAN BROS. & (10., Toronto and - CLARKSON, Toronto; NATIONAL DRUG (30., London. A. J. PATTISON 6: CO... 33 Scott 5t., TORONTO. Phone Main i3il INVESTMENT BONDS. Stocks bought and sold on all exchanges. for cash or margin. Cobalt orders executed for cash. CORRESPONDENCE INVITED, THE CGNBOY GfiRRIAfl-ES have a provential reputation for style and durability. Don’t Buy until No. 4.8 catalogue, showing our new and handsome. designs for 1908. -73312'513 l' ..i u OHINI‘LLE OURTAINS 0nd all kind: of house Hangings. also “0' UURTAIN DY“ & OLEAHII LIKE NEW. Write to [II about. you". SIITIII AIIIIOA! DYEIQLODO" In 163. “Unwed “ HIS MASTER’S VOICE” VIOTOB-BERLINER GRAM‘D PHONES All prices and style: from $12.50 to $2.40. Write for free caialogue. Dept, D. TORONTO ORAI‘IO PHONE COMPANY 264 Yo nge street, Toronto. 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See the Simithameen its the equa. of the best parts of the world in_flrst-hand openings for business, fruit growmg, stock raising, mixed f rmlng, mining, industrial '0 enmgs, liomema ing, pleasure and place 0 rest. . Not a. country to experiment or pioneer but one to retire nâ€"t-ested 40 ears. Spend your vacation out ng here where fish- ing, hunting and scenic beauty are par excel- once among the lofty Cascades. -We operate special low rate oxenrsxons twmo a. month from eastern and western points. June 16, July 10 and 25. Address, . BEAUTIFUL VALLEY LAND C0., 108 Colony St... Winnipeg, Man, or Keremeos, 13.0. . Phone 7378 M DRUGGISTS, OR Montreal; LYMAN KNOX & c erv:.\l1r‘»y.~.;i..~ . and get full particulars, or write for 09., Limited, Toronto. .xw‘ieL'u". .fihzrrta-‘fm: it“.':‘<:'~“.x n: m; u -- , neonate z" scum-m 4 HM - <36 1 ,..-M.,..,-_,-._.â€"\,,._,._,-.._,., -. _». .