The following text may have been generated by Optical Character Recognition, with varying degrees of accuracy. Reader beware!

A?" '4'. 9‘» #01? l we. I ixpect me to be just as eccentric :1. TILES-fl CURED AT . HOME WOMEN 01'er cunnnnns. By Now Absorption Method. â€"â€" If you suffer from bleed- lng, itching, blind or protruding Piles, send me your address, and [ wilLtell you how to cure your-‘ self at home by the absorption treatment; and will also send some of this home treatment free for trial, with references from your own locality if requested. Immedi- Lt-e relief and permanent cure as- iured. Send no money, but tell others of this offer. Write to-day to Mrs. M. Summers, Box 102 Windsor, Ont. >3 HAD HIM CORNERED. Hilowâ€"“Do you know how much money there is in this country per capita ’2” Milowâ€"“About $33, I believe.” Hilowâ€"“Have you got your share ’l” Milowâ€"“Sure.” Hilowâ€"“That’s good. Lend me five for a few days, will you ‘2” The teacher of a certain so’iool received the following note explain- ing the absence of one of her pu- pils the day before :â€"â€":“Plesei ex- cooze Henny for absents yeester- day. Him an’ me got a chance of a. ride to a funeral in a charrige, an’ I let him stay to home, as he had never rode in a charrige an’ never went to a funeral, nor had many other pleasures. So plcse excoozef’ A Cure for Rheumatism. â€" The intrusion of uric acid into the blood vessels is a fruitful cause of rheu- matic pains. This irregularity is owing to a deranged and unhealthy condition of the liver. Anyone sub- ject to this painful affection will find a remedy in Parmclee’s Vege- table Pills. Their action upon the kidneys is pronounced and most beneficial, and by restoring healthy action, they correct impurities in the blood. ‘ ' The young girl’s air was pensive. “To-morrow,” she said, “Reginald will conduct me to the altar. There,” she added, smilingly, “his leadership will end.” The transition from winter’s cold to summer’s heat frequently puts a strain upon the system that pro- duces internal complications, always painful and often serious. A com- mon form of disorder is dysentery, to which many are prone in the spring and summer. The very best medicine to use in subduing this ainful ailment is Dr. J. D. Kel- ogg’s Dysentery Cordial. It is a standard remedy, sold everywhere. Some men do not try to reach the top because they prefer com- pany. Concerts are to be given each morning and afternoon in the Dairy Building at the Exhibition. This is an innovation that visitors from the country will appreciate. SIMPLE. “Mighty oracle,” cried Cleopat- .ra, “can you tell me how I can seâ€" cure everything I want 2” “Sure, Mike,” replied the oracle. “Tust quit wanting so much.” The Wretched Condition of thousands is due to the fact that they neglect the simplest care of their health. when in this condition “ Ferrovim" will build you up and give you strength. Germany supplies London with twenty niillion feathers every year for millinery purposes. Singletonâ€"“What’s the matter, cld man? You seem to have trou- ble in your mind.” Wedderly ~â€" “My wife told me to order someâ€" thing in town, and I’ll be hanged if I can remember whether it was a settee or a tea-set.” One of the greatest blessings to arents is Mother Graves’ Worm Exterminator. It effectually expels worms and gives health in a mar- vellous manner to the little one. “I cannot imagine why you re- fused such a splendid offer,” re- marked a disappointed mother. "But he always dresses so shab- bily,” said the daughter. “Well, ihat’s merely eccentricity.” “Yes, i know. But he would probably In Black Watch Chewing Tobacco p.» Rich and satisfying. g; ‘The big black plug. Many Have Made Small Fortunes at the Work in France. The work of oyster collecting and culture is most unsuitable for wo- men, but in France, owing to its tedious nature, it does not appeal to men. _ Often from an early hour in the morning till late into the evening the women are standing up to the knees in water, with a strong sun beating down on them. The result is that never a year passes without some of them going mad and having to be hurried away tothe asylums. The work is well paid, as indeed it ought to be, while in the case of the few who own beds the profits are large, and small fortunes are quickly amassed. i snuifiiiiiufimuoo For Rheumatism and all Kidney, Liver, Bladder and Urinary Afiections. An eminent physician has used the fol- lowing prescription in his practice for a number of years and found it very suc- cesslril in the treatment of. kidney, liver, bladder and all urinary affections, and is unsurpassed for the cure of rheumatism, driving the uric acid entirely from the system. He claims that a very few doses will relieve the most severe pains hi the back arising from disordered kidneys and impure blood. The prescription is one ounce of sweet spirits of nitre, one ounce of compound Vimoso and four ounces of syrup ofrhu- barb,mixed together and taken in dessert- spoonful doses after meals and at bed- time in water. The ingredients are harmless and inex- pensive and can be obtained at any re- liable drug store and mixed together at home. __.._,- ,._.....- Any sort of advice is good, as long as you don’t attempt to fol- low it. a? WONDERFUL Iiiâ€"noon." One of the most remarkable dis- coveries on record will again be shown in the Process Building at the Toronto Exhibition. Last year people wondered at seeing a shoe polished with the “Nugget” Polish and immediately afterward washed, without the water destroying the shine, or causing the polish itself to ruf oif and soil the clean white towel, with which the shoe was wiped. The “Nugget” Shoe Polish is on sale at the usual price, 100., at all dealers and is now the popular ar- ticle, as in addition to being waterâ€" proof the shine lasts longer, and the polish keeps the leather soft and pliable, which prevents the shoe from cracking. When at the Exhiâ€" bition we invite you to have your shoe shined free of charge in the Process Building. In Vienna, no married man may make a balloon ascent without the consent of his wife and children. Impurities in the Bloodâ€"When the action of the kidneys becomes impaired, impurities in the blood are almost sure to follow, and gen- eral derangement of the’ system ensues. Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills will regulate the kidneys, so that they will maintain healthy action and. prevent the complications which certainly come when there is derangement of these delicate or- gans. As a restorative these Pills are in the first rank. “She’s really too young to go shopping alone.” “Yes, she is ra- ther impressionable '2” “Impres- sionable. How do you mean?” “I mean she’s liable to get excited and buy something.” - A. n. BicKERS‘TArr & on... Stocks. Bonds. Debentures and Real Estate. Cobalt and all Mining and Oil Stocks 0! Canada and United States. Orders executed with promptness. Cox-rest pondence solicited. 02! to 627 Traders Bank Building, Toronto, Ont Yilllll ovroooirs I Ind [Med Bulbs would look betterd ed. I! an anger: If our-in your tovn. write direct. oncresl, Box 153 BRITISH AMERICAN DVEINO 00. BOTH IN. “We get some sad cases,” said the attendant at the lunatic asylum to the visitor, and opened the door of the first cell. 'Inside was a man sitting on a stool and gazing vacantly at the wall. V “Sad story,” said the attendant; “he was in love with a girl, but she married another man, and he lost his reason from grief.” They stole out softly, closing the door behind them, and proceeded to the next inmate. This cell was thickly padded, and the man within was stark. staring niad. “Who is this '2” inquired the visi- for. “This.” repeated the attendantâ€" “,this is the other man.” TOMMY’ S IDEA. The teacher was explaining to his Sunday school class about man- kind falling into an estate of sin and misery. At last he asked what it was to be in an estate of sin and misery. One little chap cried out: “To be far away from home and your braces broken.” _._.__»x.___._. A CONTEST WORTH ENTERING: A Life Annuity of FIFTYâ€"TWO DOLLARS is offered by the ORANGE MEAT people to the one sending in the largest number of bottoms’of ORANGE MEAT pack- ages before May 31. 1909. This means that the winner will receive One Dollar EVERY WEEK, or FIFTY-TWO DOLLARS every year, as long as he or she lives, or they can exchange it for a CASH PRIZE (.l' SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARS. Besides the above there is a sec- ond Cash Prize of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS, also other Cash Prizes as follows :â€" Ten Cash Prizes of TWENTY DOLLARS each. Ten Cash Prizes of TEN DOL- LARS each. , Twenty Cash Prizes of FIVE DOLLARS each, and ONE HUN- DRED Cash Prizes of ONE DOLâ€" LAR each. ' r . The only condition attached is that you cut out the bottoms of the ORANGE MEAT packages send them in to ORANGE MEAT, Kingston. The bottom of a Jumbo package counts equal to Three of the smaller size. You should be able to win one of the above prizes if you start immediately and get your friends to help you. Send your name and address to ORANGE MEAT, Kingston, TO- DAY, and state that you_ are en- tering the contest. It is surely worth‘trying for. ‘% CELTIC PHILOSOPHY. “No man is honest to a fault,” Said Pat, “unless, be jabers! The fault is jist wan of his own An’ not wan of his neighbors.” g: :3 CL It is Good for Man and Beast.â€"- "1' Not only is Dr. Thomas’ Eclectric Oil of incomparable value in the household, but the farmer and stockman will findit very service- able in the farm yard and on the cattle range, often saving the ser- vices of a veterinary surgeon. In injuries to stock and in cases oil cough and pains it can be used with good effect. Hewittâ€"“I have been pinched for money lately.” Jewettâ€"“Wcll, women have different ways of get- ting it. My wife kisses me when sh. wants any.” Comfort by day and Sound sleep by night fol- 'low the use of Weaver's Comte. for skin troubles. no matter how tormenting they be. This oint- meiit soothes and cleanses. Mistressâ€"“I don’t want you' to have so much company. You have, more callers in a day than I have' in a week.” Domesticâ€"“Well, mum, perhaps if you’d try to be a little more agreeable. you’d have as many friends as I have.” Only those who have had experi- ence can tell the torture eoriis cause. Pain with your boots on, pain with them offâ€"pain night and day; but relief is sure to those who use Holloway’s Corn Cure. InspectOrâ€"“Now, Children, what is it that comes in like a. lion and goes out like a lamb 2” Small Girl â€"-â€"“Please, sir, it’s father when ino- ther; has been giving him a talking to. The Canadian National Exhibiâ€" tion this year will be especially strong in Hackneys, Clydesdales and ponies. Saddle horses, hunters and harness horses will also be well up to the average. A noticahle feaâ€" ture of the horse department will be the number of animals especi- ally importcd for show. Teacherâ€"“\Vhat kind of a bird did Noah send out of the ark?” Small Boyâ€"“A dove.” Teacherâ€" “I’m surprised to find that the one to know.” Big Boyâ€"“Please smallest boy in the class is the only teacher, his father keeps abird store.” issts Ni). 3.3- os. .103. per packet, or 3 packets for 25¢. 3 LABEEQ Send your name and address and you will receive a free" sample of SLOCUM'S COMPOUND PENNYROYAL'I‘EA. Every mother and lady should use it. Used successfully” by thousands of ladies. A powerful but. harmless vegetable medicine for sickness peculiar to women and all diseases arising therefrom. 230 size for sale by all drugglsts. Dr. T. A. Slocum, Limited, 17I King S . \V., Toronto. Ptlllllllltllllll llllltll ill DR.KLINE’SGREAT NERVE nssroREs $2 TRIAL EOTTLE FREE Sent through L nuudimi Agency Permanent Cure. not only temporary relief. for nervous diseases. Epilepsy. Spisnis. at. Vilus' Dnnco Debility. Exhaustion. Founded 18'“. DR. H. R. KLINE, Ltd, 931 Arch St, Philadelphla: SAMUEL MAY8<C0 . BILL/4RD 7ABLE MA [Vt/FA CTUA’ERS. ‘ ' 10282104, Avenues ST.,W., TORONTO. Do not fail lo visit our exhibit ofBilliard and Pool Tables in the Manufacturers’ Building; of the Canadian National Exhibi- tion, Toronto. We build Regulation Bowling Alleys. Write for our terms and rice list just issued. ~ Is CANADA’S BEST one IS USED THE WEE]. OVER Bell Organs are also woriol famed Send for Free Catalog No. 75 to me in Plano on oioon oo, no, oueon, om Aw - v One packet h haaactuaily- kiuec: a. bushel g of flies. _ ; -â€"â€" sou) av __ 3 . DRUGGlSTS, GROCERS AND GENERAL STORES WILS iii... l .-.-, I1 will last a whole season. ._ iâ€"r . reinteesrsmmiérwa‘ {+71% seesaw tin sue Exhibit .-__ at Toronto Fair Altogether different than any ' , cream separator exhibit you’ve ever seen! Our exhibit will be one of the most novel, in- teresting a n d practical “sights” of the Fair. To see it will be alone worth the trip to Toronto. Certainly if you are going to attend the Fair it will never do to miss it. We are the makers of the world â€" famous Frictionless Empire, the Empire Star, the Empire Disc â€"â€" three distinct types of cream Separators and each one the leader of its ‘W‘WJ-‘u‘itfi”=':-*€‘ ' -‘~(: .; ' in: .3...“ ...:-» , 701*.“ t . .1 "Afi‘mie'aisminvvvfiWiv-Vu. 4v. ; . v Tammie type. The complete Empire Line will be shown at Fair. i _’ At our exhibit will also be shown a line :5 5‘; of “Empire” Gasoline Engines that will g: be worth looking over. 5 , i Ellii’llill Clllllllil SEl’illtil’l‘Olt 1 Company of Canada. Limited, 2'1: Toronto, iii The Mild Climate of Virginia offers splendid opportunities for stock raising, fruit growuig, dairyiug and choral farming. Winters are short. Climate iealthful. Laud good and selling below its value but increasing 11 value each year. Many Canadians are living in Virginia. Write for information to G. W. ICOINICR, Commissioner of Agriculture, . Richmond, Va. LADDERS for fruit picking nud all other uses. Light and strong. Steel wiring to prevent side swaying. Simple device for-raising and lowering with rope. Satisfaction guarantoon. Circular and prices on application 40 BERLIN WOODENWARE COMPANY ' BERLIN, our. how much money he could save by using a Fairbanks-Morse Jack-of-all-‘l'rades Gasoline En- gine to saw Wood. unip water, grind feed, 6.70., we Would not be ab e to supply the demand. Cut this ad. out and send to us to-day, and we will send you our free catalogue. Name._ - Address The Canadian Fairbanks 60., Limited. Toronto. om Montreal, Winnipeg, Vancouver. Mm... . .‘dv: . .....- 50 CENTS. ALL. its. nnrrison e co, 1 RheumatisinoL Pain, Etc. The Pango Company, WHOLESALE LYMAN BROS. & (10., Toronto and CLARKSON, Toronto; NATIONAL DRUG (10., liondon. DRUGGISTS, OR Toronto LYMAN Montreal; KNOX & ' 33.35 SCOTT $11, TORONTO. I Bonds and Stocks Bought andSold on all all Exchanges Correspondents â€" Chris. New York and Boston Steak Exchanges. Head 6‘: Co., Members I Bargain Sale F EE CATALOGUE of Good Watches. Just a few weeks remain in which to dispose of our stock. timepiece cheaper than This is your chance to get "a good any other place in Canada You can save enough on your purchase to pay for your trip to the Toronto Pair. m WANLEfif-fi d: 50., JEW‘EFmEuERg, ESTABLISHED 1840 . .. M‘s... MH"W .'»<M1n‘om~p.mP i68 YONG E ST, TORONTO - varn“" uaj-rl'm‘ - m, p: n u m" human :gnxw.‘