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_.____ WOULD HE BE WITHOUT DODD’S KIDNEY PILLS. , They Cured His Lumbago of Twenty Years Standing, and Made Him Feel Twenty Years Younger. _ Fortune Harbor, Nlld.,, Dec. 7.4- (Special.â€"â€"Sixty years of age but halo and hearty and with all the vigor of a young man, Mr. Richard Quirk. well known and highly re- spected here, gives all the credit for his good health to Dodd’s K1d- ney Pills. “I suffered for over twenty years from Lumbago and Kidney Dis- ease,” Mr. Quirk says, “and after consluting doctors and taking their medicine’s, made up my mind. I was incurable. I was unable to work when I was persuaded to buy abox of Dodd’s Kidney Pills. To my great and happy surprise I had not ‘itaken half a box when I experieno ed great relief. Seven boxes cured me. That was in 1900, and I am still cured. I would not be without Dodd’s Kidney Pills for any money. I am twenty years younger than before I took them.” Dodd’s Kidney Kidneys. Healthy Kidneys strain all the impurities out of the blood. That’s why they cure Rheumatism, Sciatica and other diseases caused by the presence of ,uric acid in the blood. “I pay as I go!” declared the pompous citizen. “Not whileI am running these apartments,” de- clared the landlord. “You’ll pay as you move in!” ' A REMARKABLE PROPOSITION. The manufacturers of Orange Meat (which is a high class whole wheat flaked food. every flake being rich in proteid's) are rewarding their patrons with a very generous gift. The sum of seven hundred dollars in cash or a life annuity of fifty-two dollars, equal to one dol- lar; per week, will be paid to the winner of the prize, contest. Get full particulars on a private post card to be found in every package of Orange Meat. ' It is easier, cheaper and gener- ~ .Vally pleasanter to get married than " fit 15 to get unmarried. A Magic Pill.â€"Dyspepsia . fee with which men are constantly ,. grappling but cannot exterminate. - "' Subdued, and to all appearances vanquished in one, it makes its ap- pearance in another direction. In many the digestive apparatus is as delicate as the mechanism of a watch or scientific -. which even a breath of air will make a variation. With such per- sons disorders cf the stomach enâ€" sue from the most trivial causes and cause much suffering. To these Parmelce’s Vegetable Pills are recommended as mild and sure. - “As I understand it, an X-ray -_ A will go straight through a man’s head. There is nothing quite so penctratmg, is there?” “Oh I don’t know. Did you ever hear daughter sing?” Ellsslonarles in All Lands are frlomls of Palm tiller. Hundreds of letters testify to the fact. For accidents and sudden emergencies, such as uprains, cuts and bruises. they find it invaluable. Avoid substitutes, there is but one “ Painkiller ' â€"-Perry Davis'â€"â€"250 and sec. 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Address: "THE FARMERS AB‘iSEflTE ” Mention this paper. 12“ Pills cure the - isa», instrument in r E man who has no eyes to watch the 51.8? smoke curl and drift about his head Logidon Ont. resigns himself to a smokeless oldl __,.__ WEIGHTS AND MEASURES. _._..__..._.___â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"â€"-â€" - 5 DfltTORS GAVE HER UP‘! Ulcef‘? audp'soresTâ€"éfie-d all Treatment. ZamaBuk has Worked Complete Cure. Cut This Out and Keep ‘It Where It Will Be Convenient. Two heaping spoonfuls of sugar equal one heaping tablespoonful. One heaping tablespoonful equals one ounce. Two level coffeecupfuls powdered equal one pound. Two level coffeccupfuls granulated equal one pound. ' ' Two heaping cupfuls (A coffee) equal one pound. ‘ . One pint of granulated equals MiraCulous indeed is the cure which Zam-Buk has worked in the case of Mrs. Jane Beers, of L’Orignal (Ont.). “I began to suffer,” she says, "from ulcers and skin- sorcs. These broke out on my legs and different parts of my body, and spread to an alarming eX'cnt, causing me great pain. They defied all remedies I applied to try and heal them,"and remained suppurating opcn wounds. , One medical man after another gave _ my ease up 'unlil I had consulted five £081 been OIIT‘CEES‘- different doctdrs, and they were all baffled by De quart b1 Chen loaf equals one my case. Then I went into hospital and was pounol. One quart of either equals four cupfuls. ' One quart of powdered equals» one pound seven ounces. Two saltspoonsfuls of spice equals one coffeespoonful. ' ' Two coffee spoonfuls equal one tablespoonful. A dash of pepper is one-quarter saltspoonful. Two cupfuls of unsifted flour equals one pound. Three and oneâ€"half cupfuls corn- meal equal one pound. One quart sifted flour equals one pound. One tablespoonful equals one ounce. H Two teacupfuls packed soft but- ter‘equal one pound. One and oneihalf cupfuls firm butter equals one pound. Eight large or ten medium sized eggs equal one pound. Four heaping tablespoonfuls soft butter equal one cupful. ' One pint well packed soft butter equals one pound. One white of egg equals one ounce‘. ' . One yolk of egg equals one ounce.. there five months, and camelaway very little better- The sores were so extensive and I was so weakened that I had to walk with a stick and a crutch. This was my condition when first I began to use Zain-Buk. I applied it to the sores, and in a few days I thought I saw an improvement. 1 pcrscvorcd wuh the balm and, to cut a long story short, the wonderful balm did what all the doctors had failed to dOâ€"healed my ulcers. l have now put away my slick and crutch, the ulcers and sores are healed. and I take this opuorzunity of strongly advising all who suffer from sores, ulcers, or open wounds to give Zam-Buk a proper trial ” It is by affecting such impressive cures as this that Zam- Buk has established its world- wide rcputalion. In every country to which it has been introduced it has become' the leading. family balm and emb-ocation. This surely is proof of exceptional merit ! Purely herbal in nature it supplies the . housewife with a handv and effective cure for the hundred-and-one injuries to which she or the children or the husband are liable. Zam-Buk is also a sure cure for eczema, ringworm. scalp-sores, cold-sores, chapped hands, sores due to blood-poisoning, piles, cuts, burns, bruises, and all skin injuries and diseases. All druggists and stores sell at 50¢. a box, or post free from Zam-Buk ($0., Toronto, for price. Beware fol cheap and harmful imitations sometimes ofi'e'red as “just as good. ” soft butter The Ladyâ€"“Generally speaking, women a're-â€".â€"â€"â€".” The Cynicâ€"~“Yes, they are.” The Ladyâ€"“Are what?” The Cynicâ€"“Generally speaking.” 4......” UNLUCKY TUESDAY. There is a Spanish proverb that “on Tuesday one should never travel or marry,” and this superâ€" stition is so ingrained that even in Madrid there are never any wedd- ings on Tuesdays, and trains. are almost empty. ~ 'It is the Farmer’s Friendâ€"The farmer will, find in Dr. Thomas’ Electric Oila potent remedy for wounds or pains in the body or for affections of tie respiratory-organs and for household use generally. Le. will'also find it ‘a.convenient friend in treating injuredphorscs, cattle, etc., or relieving them when attacked by colds, coughs or any kindred ailments to which they are subject. " ' r - v "‘ Many inherit weak lungs, and as disease usually assails the weakest point, these persons are continually exposed to attacks of cold and pul- monary disturbances. The speedy use of Bickle’s Anti-Consumptive Syrup will, be found a preventive and a protection, strengthening the organs so that they are not so liable to derangement from exposure or abrupt atmospheric changes. Bic- kle’s syrup is cheap and good. “It’s easy enough to make friends,” said Spenders,’ bitterly, “but pretty hard to keep'tliem'.” “Oh, I don’t know,” replied Lend- ers. “I’ve got a number of friends who seem perfectly willing to let me keep them.” » All Women Know what'ls is to have violent pain. Some take one thing and seine another. _0ur ad- vice is to place “ The D L" Menthol Plaster over the seat of the pain; it will do more to give you comfort than anything. ' . “I suppose you did not see the lovely sunrise this morning i” said Mr. Earlybird to Mr. Nightowl. “Of. course not,” was the latter’s reply, in a rebuking tone. “I was ‘abed long before that. You should cultivate better hours, sir.” Buddin ” Bertâ€"“Umâ€" Fredâ€"“Miss has a taklng way. . i ) Month After Month a cold sticks, and seems 150 my na’me‘ tcarholos in your throat. Are you aware that uven a. stubborn and low: neglected cold 13 cured with Allen‘s Lnng Balsqu ? Is there anything more annoying than having your corn stepped up- on? Is there anything more de- lightful than getting rid of it? Holâ€" loway’s Corn Cure will do it. it and be convinced. ‘Fatherâ€"“You can’t have him!” Daughterâ€"“Oh, papa, you once said you could deny me nothing!” Fatherâ€"~“Well, becomes as near being ‘nothing’ as anything I know of.” A.certain professor in a medical The Demon Dyspepsia-In olden exasperating times it was a popular belief that demons moved invisibly through the ambient air, seeking to enter into men and trouble them. At the present day the demon, dys- pepsia, is at large in the same way, seeking habitation in those who by careless or unwise living invite him. And once he enters a man it is difficult to dislodge him. He that finds himself so possessed should know that a valiant friend to do battle for him with the unseen foe is Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills, which are ever ready for the trial. college had a most student. ' “You see, Mr. Smith,” said the professor to this young man one day, “the subject of this diagram limps, because one of his legs is a trifle shorter than the other. Now, what should you do in such a case '2” “I should limp, too, I think, sir,” replied the student, with an expression of perfect innocence on his stupid face. “Come on, Bill,” whispered the old burglar in disgust. “It’s nol use wasting time here.” “Don’t” you think those lovers will get off: the steps soon?” queried the new‘ burglar. “N0. say that was the last kiss, they’ll' be an hour yet.” '“I hope, driver, you will not run away with me 2” “Bless yer, no, mum! I’ve got a wife and six kids at home already!” cough" is the cry of tortured I‘IOStessfll‘VVha't Portion lungs for mercy. Give them mercy in the form of Allen‘s Lung Balsam, which is used with such good effect even in consumption’s early stages. Never neglect a cough. BLIND MEN SELDOM SMOKE. Blind men seldom smoke. Those who were inveterate smokers in their sight-ed days find that after losing their sight a pipe or a cigar has no attraction for them. The “A Graveyard Hungry Youngsterâ€"“Oh, half of it will be plenty, thank you.” apparently has no use for a cigar. Smoking to the absolutely blind is something different from smoking in 'the dark. Besides, few persons smoke'in total darkness. Usually there is starlight or firelight enough to enable a man to keep track of the smoke. When deprived of that Ifascinating pastime the cigar loses "t charm, and the man who is blind. age. ISSUE been crazy. Why did you not have g’ certainly, yes; she has even promised to take, Try THEN THE PROFESSOR GLARED I just heard himi,s&°uk Broker3&Fmanolang n s '0“: expense. of thei' chicken would you hke, J1mmxe'l”1 BEST PLACE, TOO. A farmer was troubled by boys robrbing his orchard, so one even- ing he lay in wait behind the hedge to catch them. After waiting some time, a, boy’s bead appeared through the hedge,l for agents selling our toilet soaps. 1- Lots making $5.00 a. day. Write at '_ once for full particulars to the ' SOAP SUPPLY 00., Box 332 T '3 .;?a'.'«:’~17f:‘2a1=2‘a{=lei? 7"7.-"§'.f.'>-}‘7 r LEAN-ING- tl:‘e b‘oy' creeping through an open- ing;th ' ' 1 a?" “Slim ‘ ere are you gomg a , said the farmer, who thought he had ' c u . TEE-3.“ Do: be done perfectly by our hunch Process. Try it IRI'I'IBH AMERIDAN DYIINQ 00. minnow. TORONTO, OTTAWA t ousnmo wmrs rc' RAW' FUR LADEES’ AND MEN’S F083 write for catalog. Goods sent to any address on geceipt of price. Money returned if not satisfac- my. D. E BASTBDO & CO, Estab. 77 KINO 8T. EA8T, TORONTO. 1873. __.____â€".~___. HMS caught the culprit. Instantly came the reply: - “Back again,- mister,” and the boy disappeared. ' NERVOUS PROSTRATION. Of nervous prostration we hear much nowadays, and it is comfort- ing to know that there are places specially equipped and located for con: ting this phase of modern life. On the main line of the Grand Trunk Railway System, at St. Cath- arines, Ontario, are located the curative SalineSprings known as the “St. Catharines VvTell.” Con- nected with the Springs is “The Wellanc,” where treatments for nervous prostration, rheumatism, etc., are given by skilled attendâ€" ants in charge of a resident phy- sician. BEST AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT PAYS To St. Catharines is the mildest . . , . . _ point In Canada. during the w1nter BEST months. For further information and all particulars apply to J. D. McDonald, District Passenger Agent, Toronto. Send for our Fro. Catalogue No. 75. me an an ll organ (10., m. Gualnn, or! Makers of Bell Planes, Bell Organs and Autonola Prayer Pianos. 5A Cup of RIGHT. Ostendâ€"Pa, what kind of ships are courtship’s? . Paâ€"Soft ships, my son. _ Ostendâ€"And what kind of ships sail the sea of matrimony? ' Paâ€"I-Iard ships, my son. FILES .C'URED AT HOME. By New Absorption Method. ' If you suffer from bleeding,'itchâ€" ing, blind or protruding Piles, send me your address, and I will tell you .how_to cure yourself at home by the absorption treatment; and will also send some of this home treatment free for trial, .with referâ€" ences from your own locality if requested. Immediate relief and permanent cure assured. Send no money, but tell otherslof this offer. Write to-day to Mrs. M. Summers, Box 100, Windsor, Ont. -â€"is good for children, ~good for the Invalid, â€"good' for all. »â€"There is no better tonic and pi'cksmeâ€"up. Bd‘fiill. l3 LlQUiB l.le less a “Thefirst man who 'made a dc- Claration of love to me said that if 1 did not marry him he would shoot himself before my very eyes.” “Good heavens! the man must have a watch put over him?” “I did. I married him.” . 7v the is. 3p sick {interest WM ~.'â€"â€"â€"-â€"‘ REMEMBER That Every Sick Child .lVorms cause feverishness, mean- ing and restlessness] during sleep. Mother Graves’ Worm Exterminâ€" ator is pleasant, sure and effectual. If your druggist has none in stock, , I get him to procure it for you. ‘g Sheâ€"“Do you remember that in Ontario Whose Parents Cannot thirty years ago you proposed to Afford to Pay for Treatment me. and that I refused you 2” He is Treated Free. That’sonc of the most recollections of my â€"â€"“Oh, yes. treasured youth. ” The Hospital is not a local insti- ‘tution, but pro- vincial. Thesick 5 child from any X- pluce in Ontario, = who can’t pay,h:is i“ ‘I p v.“ the some privi- _‘ \ \ Vang) :cges as tIl‘.c child " <l iviugin’orouto. ©/\ ' The Hospital _ n , had last year in SICK nU'r nor lxluGthc’l‘ED. its beds und com 1,245 patientsâ€"308 of these were from 241 places outside of Toronto. SeVentyâ€"five per- cent. were children of poor people who could not niford to Pay P Don‘t believe rheuma- tism can be cured by rub- bing linimcnt or oil on the sore spot. The dis- v case cannot be reached in ‘ "‘ . that way. It must be "' - - driven out of the system. Only Celery King will do this quickly. 25 cents, at 317 dealers or by mail. S. C. Wells&Co., Toronto . This Charity ’np- eels to fathers and mothers of Ontario for funds to main- A. a. PaTTaseN a. on. gun. a. mama... ' , . sick children that it / 33-35 SCOTT STREET, TORONTO. 1| nurses every year. . ; Since its founda- i tion the Institution GOEifiLW has treated 14,458 â€"---- r and other stocks bought and sold on commission. . Chlldmn- 10.800 0f HAPPY WITH HER DOLL Correspondence invited. Orders may be wired at ; these were unable to pay and were treated free. assessments I never advertise except when I have a. good thing. Those who took my advice last year and bought 'l‘emiskaming made $5 ful‘ every $1 invest- od' Now I have another good thing, and only ask a percentage of your profits after you have made them. Write for my proposition; it costs nothing. um "um". AFTER. J' J' WARD;M_ There were 51 cases of club feet treated _......._..,._._, lost your. If you know of any child in your neigh- borhde who is sick, rr has any deform- ity, send the parent’s n sum to Secretary. The Hospital’s Cry is not for Itself. but for the Uhildrru, as :1 your Dollars go ' iii not to the Hos- pital but to the Children. PE 133' FOR sees sis-s . | .. 1‘4! 1. i ‘ l . Ship early nml obtain highcrt price. Blake us a trial shipment, Catalogue on appllcan-.rn. Itefareucci, the Dominion Bank and Commer- cial agencies. A- &.E- PEERGE 8:. 00.. 507 SP. l'AUL S’l.‘., - MONTREAL. MW as "THIS Is roan BOOK." Please Send Contributions to J. Ross I ~lobar-tract], misdemeanor to Douglas 1 Davidson, Sea-Treats" The Hospital l for Sick Children. College Ste, Toronto. ;y;mmmm;mâ€"Wun.nmw mum â€". ...-...â€" .H I '. '23:?! memory / ya w. ,s, l