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. “w. 7w - ~ w e. - COUGHS AND COLDS. I Tool; Pe-ru-na. l a.» 1 ,- _-_/‘6O4 TENTH ,5le‘ l"VVASHINC'i'l'ON, ‘D.C_ Peruna Drug Co., Columbus Ohio. Gentlemen :â€"I can cheerfully re- commend Peruna as an effective cure for coughs and colds. You are authorized to use my photo withtostimonial in any pub- lication. ' Mrs. Joseph Hall Chase. 804 Tenth St., Washington, D.C. Could Not Sinell' Nor Hear. Mrs. A. L. Wetzel, 1023 Ohio St., Terrc Haute, Ind., writes: . _“_thn I began to take your me- dicine I could not smell, nor hear a church bell ring. Now I can both smell and hear. “When I began your treatment my head was terrible. I had buz- zmg and chirping noises in my head. "‘I followed your advice faithful- ly and took Peruna as you told me. New I might say I am well. “I want to g0 and visit my nio- ther and see the doctor who said I was not long for this world. I will tell him it was Peruna that cured inc.” Peruna is manufactured by The Peruna Drug Mfg. Co, Columbus, 'Ohi'o. Ask your Druggist for a Free Peruna Almanac for 190$). Magistrate (about to commit for trial)â€"“Y0u certainly effected the robbery in a remarkably ingenious wayâ€"â€"in fact, with quite exceptional cunning.” Prisoner (dcprecating- ly)â€"â€"â€"“No flattery, yer lionorâ€"no flattery, I begs on yer.” While more prevalent in winter, when sudden changes in the wea~ thcr try the strongest constitution, , colds and coughs and ailnteiits of the throat mayeome in any season. At the first sight of derangement use Biekle’s Anti-Consumptive Syrup. Instant relief will be ex- ‘ perieneed, and use of the medicine until the cold disappears will pro- tect the lungs from attack. For 'i. . anyone with throat or chest weak- ! ness it cannot be surpassed. I‘ ‘Milligan (a new ward-er), to pris- l . oner causing a disturbance: “I-Ii, ’ you in there, stop that row, or I’ll speak to the Guv’nor and have ye chucked out into the street!” An Inheritance of weak lungs is a serious mindl- cap, but Allen's Lung Balsam, taken at the first ' _ sign ofa. couch will anon-e immunity from this dangerous defect. Don't trifle with unknown cure-ails. Genius is said to be a certain , form of madness, but the madness “ ~ of most people is more or less un- certain. Help your children to grow strong and robust by counteract- ing anything that causes ill-health. One great cause of disease in chil- dren is worms. Remove them with Mother Graves’ Worm Extermina- tor. It never fails. “My friends,” said a temperance lecturer, lowering his voice to an impressive whisper, “if all the pub- lis houses were at the bottom of the sea, what would be the result ‘.l” And the answer canic, “Lot’s of people would get drownec .” l i. a. . l . is = l; i l. "rise, T, - KNEW FOB. A CERTAINITY. There is something so honest and bold in the self-criticism of a_ man who appreciates his own Virtues that it may well appal the soul un- accustomed to confidence. ' A well-known general, in reView- ing a corps of cavalry, suddenly stopped before a splendid-looking fellow, and asked abruptly :-â€" “Whieh is the best horse in the regiment, my man 'l” “Number Forty, sir.” “What makes you think that he is the best horese l” “He walks, trots, and gallops ‘well, is a good leaper, has no vice, no blemish, carries his head well, is in his prime.” "‘And who is the lest soldier in the regiment?” “Tom Bodgcrs, sir.” “Why?” ' “Because he. is an honorable man, is obedient, tidy, takes good care of his equipment and his horse, and does his duty well.” “And who is the rider of the best horse l” “Tom Bodgers, sir.” “And who is Tom Bodgers ‘1” “I am, sir.” The general could not help laugh- ing, but he gave $5 to his inform- ant. - IMPOSSIBILITY. It is impossible for a woman to understand how any man can have so much money that he doesnlt know what to do with. Denise. When a dude seems to be intelli- gent, remember that “things” are seldom what they seem. Englishman (in British Museum): “This book, sir, was once owned by Cicero.” American Tourist: “Pshawi that/s nothing. Why, in one of our American museums we have the lead pencil with which Noah used to check off the animals. as they came out of the Ark.” Put up in $1 Yard Belle. The famous “The D & L" Menthol Blasters, 'which cure lumbago, backache, sciatica, neuralgia. otc., are always put up in one yard rolls for physicians and family use. Davis 86 Lawrence 00.. Montreal- Shopkecper: “Is there anything else I can send you, sir'l What would you say to a piece of this cheese ‘.l” Customer: “I wouldn’t care to say anything to it. It might answer me back!” You cannot be happy while you have corns. Then do not delay in getting a bottle of Hol-loway’s Corn Cure. It removes all kinds of coins Without pain. Failure with it is unknown. or thhss! Perhaps you never saw a moving factory, but of course you have heard of a rolling mill. For Ohlibiains, Frost Bites, Bruises, SpT-ams, nothing equals the famous old remedy, Perry Davis’ Painkiller. Keep a bottle always on hand. Equally good to check Chills and-break up Colds. At alldruggists. Inquiring lady: “How much milk does your cow give a day?” quarts, lady.” Inquiring Lady: “And how much of that do you sell 'l” Truthful Boy: “ ’Bout twelve quarts, lady.” A professor was reproving a stu- dent for his idleness, when the lat- ter said :-‘~â€"“It’s no .us-e finding fault; I was cut out for a loafer.” “Well,” replied the professor, sur- veying him from head to foot, “whoever cut you out understood his business thoroughly.” For the Overworked.â€"-What are the causes ‘of despondency and way,” events and things, “you SAFETY. “Papa, what is a safety match i” Mr. Henpecked (looking carefully to see if his wife ‘is within hearing) -â€"A safety match, son, is when a baldhea'ded man marries an armless woman . A \Vomanls Sympat iy Are you discouraged? Is your doctor's bill a heavy financial load? Is your pain o. heavy physical burden? I know what these mean to delicate womcnâ€"â€"I have been discouraged, too; but learned liow to cure myself. I want to relieve your bur- dens. \Vhy not end the pain and stop the doctor's bill? I can do this for you and will if you will assist me. All you need do is to write for a free box of the remedy which has been placed in my hands to be given away. Perhaps this one box will cure you-it has done so for others. If so. I shall be happy and you will be cured for 20 (the cost of a postage stamp). Your letters held confi- dentially. Write teeday for milfrce treat- ment. MRS. F. E CUIIRA-I-I, ‘Windsor, Ont. A SLIP. “When you make a request for a ian to throw something in your remarks the observer of do not want 1t to be a banana skin.” To Know is to Prevent-If thel miners who work iii co’d water most i of the day would rub their feet and i legs with Dr. Thomas’ Eclelctric l Oil they would escape muscular rheumatism and render their ne-, ther limbs proof against the ill ef~ fects of. exposure to the cold. Those i setting out for mining regions; woulddo well to provide themselves with a supply before starting. Manhattan, New York, is the most densely populated island iii the world. It has a population of over 99,000 persons to the square mile. Allen's lung Baieamdn which there is no opium, , cures sore throat and sore lungs, as it aliays tho i inflammation and rids you of the mucous that i stops up the air passages. 25c, 500-, $1.00 bottles. Glass bottles were made by the Romans as far back as the year 70 ~A.D. Their manufacture in Eng- land, however, was not begun till 1558. Something M are than a Purgative -â€"To purge is the only el'i'ect of many pills now on the market. Par- melee’s Vegetable Pills are more than a purgative. They strengthen the stomach, where other pills weaken it. They cleans-e the blood by regulating the liver and kidneys, and they stimulate where other pill compounds depress. Nothing of. an injurious nature, used for merely purgative powers, enters into their composition. INDEBTED. As a pleasant-faced woman pass- ed tlie corner Harris touched his hat to her and remarked to his companion : ‘ “Ah, my boy, I owe a great deal to that woman.” “Your mother l” was the query. “No, my landlady.” Don’t lie awake nights, n crv ou s and feverish. Ten to one yonrsleepleso- ncss is canird by a torpid. liver. A few days’ treat- ment Willi Celery King the tonic-laxative. Will make your nighi s restful and strengthening. 25 cents, at dealers or by mail. S. C. W eils 8c 00., Toronto. 319 ROME QEEEIEZRSI If you are locking for an ideal home, where sunshine, fruit and flowers abound it can be found in tho famous Fraser River Valley. Free booklet and information from Publicity Associa- tion, New Westminster, 13.0, l-hlriAd' d.-1'v.-. ________--- renneemcldugeb and a 1siii'iiieibcconlclriel its fig Lfitigifi Ffig'filéifé disordered liver means a disordered - stomach. and a disordered stomach, means disturbance of the nervous! system. This brings the whole body! into subjection and the victim feels! l Tiutliful Boy: “’Bout eight l sick all over. Parmelee’s Vege- table Pills are a recognize‘ rem- edy in this state and relief will fol-- low their use. THE DEPARTED. “I suppose you carry a memen- to of seine sort in that locket of yours i” “Yes, it is a lock band’s hair.” “But your alive?” “Yes, but his hair is all gone.” WONDERFUL. Mr. Howard-“Isn’t it wonder- ful what force Niagara has?” Mrs. Talkmuch â€"-â€" “Marvellous! 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