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W HARD TO CONVIN CE HIM. CHICKEN HOMILETIC. “so you’re going to marry old A countr . . '. , , g y minister in the Gotrox S daughter, eh} Well! Jo“ of his dinner on the circuit Maggi: know: that two can llve 3’5 Cheap 3. house where a roast chicken was ,’ as one. . served for dinner H h u , . _ . e ad - pre- I know that, bill? can t convmce Viously encountered a series of rib- A LONDON FOG STORY. Hiram Maxim, at a recent ban- quet, referred to the fogs of Lon- don. “In one of the worst London Peak’s Hair Grower Kan never failed to Ito Falling Hair. It Oll- r. tivel kills the Danilifruli’ Germ. Try it and be may need (or yourse . YOUR MONEY REPUNDED IF IT FAILS h ‘ . Write for Descriptive Pamphlet - ., ‘ WEAK, TIREDâ€"GIRLS .â€" Mfll Find Health and Strength ~A - ' - fogs,” said the inventor “an old Through Dr. Wllllam-S’ Pink friend of mine tried to ’ find his her father of that fact.” corned beef dinners and chicken ' “I way from Trafalgar Square to the H “‘ , looked good to him The Peak Hf; 00,129 Viotorlast, Toronto. 0n 7!: . savoy’ where he had an engage' very many pedsolfl's ddledannuany “Well; he facetiously re marked, 4 T . . . . ment to dine. from cholera an \in re summer “herer Where that chicken enters (my I here is atime in the life of ever)7 u’l‘he sulphurous air made the complaints, who might have been the ministry.” __"- m“ “ ti, girl When the Sham upon her blood eyes smart and the head ache, and saved If proper remedles had be?” “Hope it does better there than Afindizliiglitofi 130:1“ vysfigs'siggogig: .. . ecomes too great; when she grows it brought on terrific fits of cough- used. If atacked do not delay ~in in lay work,” rejoined the small it,ng 5 weak; has headaches and, back- ing. You could not, literally, see getting a bottle of Dr. J. D. Kel- boy of the family. GEVT “team our loom aCheS; When dizzme'ss selzes her your hand before your face. There lOQS’S Dysentel‘y Cordml.‘ t116.med1- __ Onnogiggém sgm and “go order. m {it our P. D. Q. Toilet and xliand Soap. A handsome ., silver teaspoon (FREE! with every three cakes. Write for particulars. Atlantic Soap 00., Toronto. cine that never fails to effect a The Pill That Eings Relief â€" and She becomes CXtremely mlser‘ was a continual crashing in of win- cure. Those Who have usedv it Say When, after one has partaken of able. That is the time of life she dows bells - . - . . . . Jangleu, vehicles and needs a tonicâ€"-a medicine that Wlll foot ’ . ' .' ' t in t1 and thorou hl ' - . _ _ . ~passengeis collided sliiieks it 30 5 Pro p. y! . g y a. meal he 13 0 ressed b i elin M “‘9? fall,” enrmh 1181:. bimd mad and oaths arose. ’ subdues the pain and disease- of fuiness and filling in thg 550111115151 View: FREE‘SAHPLI’ "a" on 11*: gpe “81 itT‘engfih t1". ‘I‘lltifizt‘lnd t e “Threading his way in the midst .. """ he suffers from dyspepsia, which A. CASE 7 WW“. shame? 131 long .W.‘1C 'V‘,1.?1Pass; of this pandemonium through the HIS BLUFF CALLED' will persist if it be not dealt with. p‘\ -- hi"&~§i§n13§iti§siuiim 9"? $151k Pllfif :1 t'0%1°1151P,1' 1W1 killing Strandr as he SUPPOSQCL from Land‘ "‘ ’Scuse me, ma’am,” Said the Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills are, the gmf‘gigfl-wuog‘; I?“ g have rajiszd OihoilsgndLopfe-rowigy seer’s lions to the waiting dinner at husky hobo, “but I’m hungry er- very best‘ medicine that can be ineaeryhonlicaare qulatiril jg; girls out of the l-de $80 ofgmiserg the Savoy, my old friend, to ’his Duff 13’ em, a raw dog.” taken to. bring relief. These pills _ I Kgfne‘il’s’i.“ s'x'éiiiii); m» and d . t f 1? -, . t .f gyeat‘bevnld-ernient, soon found “Well,” replied the woman on are specmny compounded to deal WRITE ritcryglvcn. Pr, eSpalr 0 a u e'moymen 0 hlmself descendmg 3' broad Stall" the back porch “just wait; here a with dyspepsia and their sterlin In? CATALOGQ “Em” 8'7"“ 0‘“ good health and strength. Among H - . , ’ . ,, - - - ’~ g. ' 5 Dent- 50.1'orr-nt010“ 'J. ., way. e put out his hand to the . d (11 11 can one u for Cu, ualities in this res ect can b -' those who have found orood health 560011 an .13 y q . p e :i ’3 ‘ balusm‘ade- Yes, abroad and State- But the h. h. was trying to beat vouched for by legions of users. ____._w A N 1" E D . .5 % youdwgnttto sell property whlg’h you owntln the nite to as or “ii rover y or e Canada such 35-. busing“, wr‘fia on at (nice for our new sucwssiul plan of selling direct. without commission. Givefull description 0 proper ty and statu lOWest price i! on vent to buy pro. pert! of any kind in any loos ity, write us. statin what and Where you wish to buy, and we will sen y:‘uu run: our magazine of choice forgalnu for eel. direct from Lho owner with no commission added. Buy American investment Association, SELL 67820“: Av. 11-, Minneapolis. Minn. L__ ON THE JOB. Gunnerâ€"“In some of the Euro- pean Cities they have woman con- ductors on the street cars.” Guyerâ€"“That so? Pretty girls, I suppose?” his own getaway record down the pike. {through these Pills is Miss Suddard 'of Haldimand, Que, concerning awhosc case her mother writes as follows :â€"â€"‘ ‘Dr. Williams’ Pink {Pills have been a great benefit to my daughter who was weak and miserable. She was pale, easily tired and was bothered with indi- ly stairway, with a rail of carved stone. Amazing! . “Suddenly in his descent my friend collided with someone ascending the stairway. “ ‘Halloa!’ he said. “ ‘Halloa!’ a gruff, male voice v-._ F . 2&5», 5‘ r I. ‘ L EVERY HOME NEEDS a remedy that is adapted for use in case of sudden accident or illness. Such a one is "Painkiller.’ 250. a bottle. Avoid substitutes. there is but one “Painkiller”â€"â€"Perry Davis'-25c. and 500. .â€"â€"- . . replied. gestion. The use of the Pills has n [can y - â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"' u ~ . you tell me, said in Gunnerâ€" Oh the are assm aging}::gcfngegnlggfith’Iaggl11:23:; friend, ‘where I am going 2’ y ITS USES- fare.” ’ y p g h A â€"# a; v v. u _ “9; .,v ' , ‘ . q grateful for what this wonderful _ icuflntl‘y’i find “1,6 Oth-(fi' , Illi- JOhn Brlght used to. ten .how .a‘ t e r medicine has done for her_:, 330“ 961’ S 1‘3 $1 on 3,011 )IV1 “a { barber .who was cutting his hair If every housekeeper would use Foryo‘irlncality ofthe only Life Insurn‘i‘ice Com’ j , , D , W-H- , . . into the Thames, for I ve Just come once said to him: “You ’ave a large Wilson’s F1 P d f 1 puny meeting ev'ery i'oquiremeiitoftho_ ROYAL 1. 1 iams Pink Pills are the t f t,» , . . . . , . y a s reely dLI‘Iug UOMMbsmN. Ourplausandp-illcws appeal greatest blood builder known to Cu 0 1 ' . ead, 511'; It 15 3‘ 300d thing to ave the S ] ‘to the common sense, and positively protect the 1:, medical science That is wh the â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"â€"+â€"-â€"-â€"-â€"â€"â€"- a large ’ead. for a large ’ead means . ummer montls the.house fly ii‘oiicyhdd‘"? “mm”- mm “W”; “m” °’ ‘ ‘1 cure anae'nia 'rher-imatism yhearl‘. 3‘ large brain, and a: large brain is perfl would soon be a thmg Of the Payment amen ' :3“) palpii‘iatioiil indi cslion neiiralgia WOMAN THE WAITRESS the most useful thing a’ man can paSt' hiTfliipgsLlicl‘d'ilriOLDEfls MUTUM’i‘oli'loFEéo. if": " ). "’ 3 , . ‘. n m amp 6 u‘ g, . . ‘1‘ etc. That is why they ,are of such “A woman,” remarked the wise ave; its}; HOIIUShvs the roots 0f __________,____._____â€"â€"-â€"-â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"--- ‘1‘» value to women and girls during widow, “is always waiting for a the 3”" MORAL the changes through which they husband.” - . """"“, Mrs. fiapdoutâ€"“Look here, now! ass from girlhood to maturity. “How do you figure that out 2” It 13 an undlsjputed fact that YO.“ Simd 1f I’d give you your din“ . i. ii“ . he Pills are-sold by all medicine queried the interested spinster, one packet of Wilson’s Fly Pads ner you’d beat the carpet for me i” .__.__._ ' ,Yi dealers or direct by mail at 50 “If she isn’t married,” answered has actuall killed a bushel of Peerless Pate‘â€"“I’d like to do it, he “Richmond( us.) Guardian," In ite . . . . y . 'I' Q ,1 cents a box or 51:; boxes for $2.50 the w, w._, “she is waiting to get house flies. Fortunately no such mum: but I gotter 1583011 yer 51' 18's" ‘ 53rd Year of Publication. [A £10m The Dr. Williams Medicine one, and if she 1s, she’s always wait- t-t ,, h f d - SOIL Never trust the Word 0’53 t0’ . th hie! 00., Brockville, Ont. ing for him to come home.” Guam 1 y can evvr 6 mm m 3‘ tal stranger.” For Very many 3’9an 0 c f ,2 ‘ __ well kept house, but whether they ...._.~ . organEof the cornservatlve Parf‘i’rfie aâ€"m '“" . , 37- 7 , a . the iastern owns ups. " SCOTCH HORSES one of the greatest blessmgs to be} felf 01' many ll 115013 5 Fly Pads Only those who have had experi- Guardmnn is an 8_page 5001,13,!) _ __ . ° parents is Mother Graves’ Worm “111 kln them 311' :23: camp .t'en l’gi‘e tortltlfe tcoms paper and has been conducted by ’ . ~ 0 - . . - Exterminato . It ff ct 11 .r- . . . . e' . am “’1 1 your 00 5 0n . b . ' ~ ' ' te - - a 101le Did llIlnGll t0 Improve Native 1 r d - e eh ulahy.e\ “I see your halr ls falling out pain With them Offâ€"pail] ni hi) and the PIGSan edltcn WlthOUt 11" r -' . 136 S Worms an Elves eat “1 3" ~ n ' ’ - . g ruption £01 60 years who retires , Blew“ marvellous manner to the little 5”" remarked the hmrdresser’ day; hm" “5-118; IS sure to those who in consequence of advancing yem's- "3 It is apt to be forgotten that Scot_ one. 13:11.0. Eras. geglg’g readtyh to wotrk the. use Holloway 5 Corn Cure. The Plant is in fair order, and :1 --â€"â€"-- lan' onlc 1 e on e 0115 'Onler- »â€"»-â€"-â€"â€"-~~~.. consists of a, moderate‘stock of news 1 , a “You don’t see anything of the . . - . n . ' - - .- - u YVARREN GZOW‘SKI & land Job type 7-h0rse-power engine 6 sort, lejoll'led his Victim. “What Members Toronto stock Exchange_co' and boiler, Peerless Gem cutter, '- i h - ' ‘ . 30“ see S t e sequel to a’ faulng Trader-5133.111: Building, 25 Broad Street, 28'111- campben power press’ me- cultE b’etween Mrs. Codgers and my- TORONTQ NEWYORK dium Gordon (modern), and Liberty SC - (1 press, all in per- ‘2 ' 1 .~ d 1? A Mild'Pill g‘r'B‘enwté Women- iébiuoidezi'ri thciilcre very large stones, . Wearenow Stocks. was“ tables furniture tools addressing rl‘he most delicate woman can un- specializing in GQBAL ioriniormaiion. machifie stoves ’etc , etc, " a i ' ' 1 land has been famous for its horses frbm the most ancient days. When Agricola defeated the Oaledonians at the Battle of 'lie Grampians, A. D. 84, the Celtic enemy, as Taâ€" citus relates, were ei'rceptionally strong in cavalry and charioteers. Successive Kings of Scotland did “You must let the baby have one cow’s milk to drink every day,” said the doctor. “Very well, if you say so, doctor,” said the perplex- ed young mother; “but I really don’t see how he is going to hold it all.” “web to impr‘ive it? native b36301 0f dergo a course of Parmclce’s V0 0' horse“ and» m “115 co‘nnecuoni 1t Practically all Canadian drug- t M pin 61,1 ' f. «- g4 _ ' ‘ ' A 1 either to i' is not to be forgotten that the first - . a e S “’1 mut cm of unplea » EKANQEfi WAQQEN pp y - . ' Scottish Kin“ of England James gist-s, grocers and general dealers sant consequences. Their action, AL , P b t f ' S. FRAIVK WILSON, Torontm, :, 1-, did more/0’00 improve the l'ace- sen Yilson,de1y Pads‘ If your 2:15;:aggouyNgfiegggightls 1131;111:113 my; (Latechgiédli; 0:11 aim“ or W. E. J9NES, Richmond, Que. , f. horses in Great Britain than was store 'eeper 088 not, ask him why. ‘ ‘ ' _ . I .___.__._....â€"__â€"â€"â€"-â€"7-â€"â€"~ I ever done before him or has ever â€"' "‘ Edlddinogfsifdggiiiiliglhaiirieiisijillhgid ‘ l “D M P ’ I b d i. been done by any indiVid'ua'l Since. 11-11% ' ’ . ' i- - Coba'zt stocks bought and soldoncommlsslon. 005 rS- - 5 “15 an com' " James I. was the real author of ' e 01 1 ry «p'elson S lungs con can tesmfy' They are’ thereere’ 1' some STREET TORONTO. OAHAM mand 3’ 8'00‘1 Salary?” “He earns 4 . . tam 76,000,000 wlr cells. qt. G1 .. d d t , 18 0 9 . ,, . horse-racmg, as it has since been "ion"? 1009mmen e (1.0 Yomen’ LonngltanoePhonesâ€"Maln2870,163.111.2871. a good salary. She commands it. 2 known, in England. 118 it was who , . W '0 a~16 Ill-Ole plone to ISOIderS Of a first established regular courses; A Genel'al.‘1avor1te"1n every the digesuvg organs than meri' ‘ and during his reign there came inâ€" Place Where. thOduCEd Dr: Tho” . w d ' in, being the code of regulations mas, 1.36160th 011.11“ “Ob ffuled to Whig!) 3' sectsman answers -a " that led up to the modern laws of estabhshfl l‘ePutP.~1.0ni Sll9wnlg that CiileStion he ietf'lefi tbs matter, in .. :- the Turf_ Nobody denies that the sterling qualities which it posâ€" (151311.69 Dime 01 a. - n 34 Cert/94111 fl . ~ ,_ horseâ€"racing,r has done much for the Sess'es are valued everyWhere When ‘3?““011 the queStmn was a'Sked :_ aw“ WHY DO (i breed of British horses. It was a. they become known- It is in gen‘ Why Wit-s Ilia”, Queen Of sects i I I'o ' d t dt th h' b Ed ‘ xi from Scotlancl- eral use in Canada, and other coun- born at LlnllbthXV‘Z “ Sandy Kerr So many fifthuholm évfie . o )6 u‘; b it By way of supplement to the fore- tries as a household medicine and Pl'fJInPt'ly ans'wer‘?di Because her an“ ‘6 ed 9 “in”. e a“ e? u” going you should bear in mind how the demand for it each year shows nut-her was staying there ; and and prefer the Bell-is endence of whack meat! .1", ‘ ’ v I ‘ . . that it is a favori e h re 6 there actually seemed to be nothin One follow: Proicsswnal Mime!“ acquiring an education. , great nus the deaith of horses in t W e V r “sad' - - g 119 ‘ l bu B ll ' ? ' Fn land when James ascend d th more to be sald on the 5111316th ' Why'flfo “two‘qu “(Egg ymg'cke pm ii ti-riue His predecessor Quegn El'e o ' 11 ' 1 ' b th I m " amt-"th “d1 lb. 11 1° Q91 1 I J A - . i 1'- ccasmna y a air is 0 pretty 1‘.- Mu me E c Remed “a 69'3"”! 'zabkzgth, C(iuld {fl-“3:36; Sonly' ibXUt and illtelligentfijZSt to Prove 'the I‘m-Red ‘v‘feak Wleavy Wafer! Eyes Grziiiilatio‘h i liki’zwwm‘“ 3 011Va 1'y W en 3_ Panls 1‘- exce tion to the rule. r ’ ’ , ‘ " i i kl s 1-, '2 .I"... niada threatenercl1 the kingdom with p g“ _ destruction. an contemporary BE SURE you GET THE KIND You once} w ‘iyscans; on arms nof uriousEor .. cu.» .. _ . u writers are to be ,believed, the- qua- {ffiggtyagfifgoivggntg “fiegi‘figf gigsxiiiiégd gddg;wil‘lTllEkefil\i‘iiigfn%or «fish is; Send for (free) Catalogue No. 75. , 2.1: lit of English horses was then ver Plaster unscrupulous makers 2; ti' 3' .y's .yes or my you} mggs s 5? PIANO Q'Or ann Umibd GUELPH ONTARIO “i; ' pofln Even the horses employeg 8g one like it. Made by Davis &r%zaii1rehrd% Ids-It‘llgbhdtyfigi‘iinltg‘izgtinléygynggggscgrasPimbo' in". allâ€"L ______'__'_ an . . j;- in the huntingâ€"field would seem to ' ' <3 I ' l‘ i D have been for the most part little THE MORNING GROUCH kThe HI‘Sba’nd“ You wan? to CASH CONTEST “: better than coarse cartâ€"horses. . . . now Where I was 50 late last nlght? 2' Hch (10 you 1359.1111t113dm31‘mng? 1% Wgs’fit ltlhe office balancing my a" ., *F'M 0011137 3*“ Sm an 0111‘,_ 100 S. 19 Wifeâ€"“It seems to Z: : '. _ Or glaclvfor the rest that was given me that you balance your books . p :3 Andyguwe for the batu h [I 1ygary glitch.” ’cll‘jhatHexclzJuse is about Announces a New Prize Contest l. rc. 0 our rea are. ie us andâ€"“H’ - ‘. l, ._ 3- The hot “Bath th .Do you rise from your couch at If you don’t believe me, why doiil’ii MORE PRIZES THAN THE LAET ~‘~~ » .;., .3; ' - 61‘ 111011 s are an r ' . , . . . .. ' ' '5 if anxious time for all mothers, but Withiaai 2:331; for your loved ones {liliefgll‘sllldit ibnifizhtunlectfiilerlf d The The “rat Prize Win again be a I'th ANKUITY of S" : .‘ articularly for young mothers true‘z ' isu 6 one i ., 4; v ‘ . - once. and she told me a ack W ‘. j {.3 he) fal‘ebthbfi most fatal tlmepf the Come, tell me, now, is a churlish iies.’,’ The Husbandâ€"“landeegfl - ‘ 1. _ {ear Oi a ies and young children, frown what did She tell you?» The Wifé I: It, 3 2: I ficause}: of 311g grelat privalence of The best that they get from you? â€"“She told me I would get a rich Equalto one Don“ perweek Every week during Lifetime w (I) i s omac an owe trou les. These ‘ handsome ki d - - , _ , _ , ttentlve and A Second Prize of One Hundred Dollars Cash 1 come almost Without warning and D0 .' ' t}, . ' n ’7 a ’ ‘-- i, ‘ . you use in e morning merry truthful husband. ’ ' u a 5; ‘ often beEOie the motheru‘ealizes or gloomy and cross and sad? , Two “12%? or "fly Dana's Each . 5 I thin their, ,3 gaggle, the httle one Do you gr 9W1 and snarl at your Ten Prizes of Twenty Boilers Each ,3 i I, may e eyon aic. bio other nie- morning meal Ten Prizes of Ten Dollars Each '- dicnie can c 11211 B b r O ' - ‘ , '- , q ‘ a ,3 3 “fl Tab- Because the coffee is bad? T t p i f n n E 4 -1 Vii-“ts m Pl‘OmPtly curmg bowel and Don’t do it, for life has trouble: we“ y r'zos 0 vs no am a0" ‘ . Stomach troubles and an occasional Ah, many, and greater, too, --: Ono Hmdred Prizes of One Doiiar Each <’ ' v . " - I e . (4 fggesf;$:cghgngeégf‘illld f‘Ylfl feel) For the simple things in the 11101‘ iâ€" CONUITIONS are similar to the last Contest, except 5 .. offendina matter and 651151113: T finghhours 1 k that: all Organza Meat Carton Bottoms must be sent in on d i o , ' o of, er a, man i 6 you or efore ovcmber 30th, 1909. q I -e ltl t the cl 11d. Th -- .- . ,g‘aileés Osbould lalways gleeffigettiil: . . _ Fullparticulars on private post onrdlu every package of ith. h th 7 b th 13 Get up Wlth a smile and whistle, Orange Moat. If you enter this contest, complete 4 i, ' 1 ° 9919 3,5 , 83 may 6 3 means Get up With a cheery word: the blank space below with yourname and. .3 Pf, §3Vmg 5‘ httle hfe- SOI‘U’i’ me‘ For a mornin rouch when on Iddreis, cut it out and mail itto ‘8‘» q g g a y ‘3 I :dmlne dealers or by mail ,at 25 think of it, Oranzeldeat,Kingston,0nt.. 0‘69"" .1 5 cuts a box from The Dr. Williams’ M b. t}, ' b it willcouut equal to ten “10 ~ 4 x, l, , , _ y 10 ier, is so. a surd. at ,. r { edicme 00., Brockvflle, Ont. Reserve your growls and your bin: carton bottoms. e‘vflwon . fl ‘ . ‘-‘ â€" ter words “n. ... fl 1 “Whatever made you make For the time when a real grief fl... ,, E iiBrackins a present of a pocket- frets 5'011'; ,, $0“ ..... ' I n i a ;‘_ icomb’i He’s as held as a billiard- What chance have you in life’s mg vi,» “‘6” ,. . "- I , Ii :ball.” “That’s just it. I want to affairs ‘ __________________, _ “we w,“ z : make him think I never noticed it.” If a t-l'lfllng thlng upsets you? 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