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VARIANT 8 minimal GUARANTEED “SPAVIN OUR!” 3, Mailed on receilpt 0181.00. Send {or book eHnl. BILL’S FAILING. ' l The sages of the village were dis- cussing the veracity of old Si Per- kins when Uncle Bill Abbott amb- led in. l “What do you think about it, Uncle Bill?” they asked him. “Would you call Si Perkins a. liar 'l” Hawaii a. poor man, worked hard, helped organize and conduct the Honolulu Iron Works which now makes sugar machinery to be ship- ped to every quart-er of the globe, retired from hard labor and built as his monument a hotel that is equal to any in appointment found in London 0r New York and v77 .__.- ’ The Veterinary Remedy Company, lelted, But A, 75 Adelaide 83., E. Toronto, Canndu. ....... .,_._.__..__.-... mm"|..~¢‘r~cm.m I I. 1 Pains, Sore ' huge. Tooth- o. Selen- EDUCATIONAL. a roof nPardon more 5 acious than eumone. Tonle . any on he Continent? He is con- idemflfiltfimii‘t" “Wash” answered Uncle 5111 «-â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"â€"‘ lost a million Ii?3§hf.un.¢il iii 0 ' slowly, as he thoughtfully studied BOYD'B snorvrnnnn SCHOOL. 181 a i “I don’t know as I’d - Yonge St.. Tortintoionsenarets coiling! n EYE y tent that he has maintaining this public palace, for it is a credit to Alexander Young and to Honolulu. Its building set a new pace and the business city of wood was practically rebuilt in , stone and marble. mlesv . ‘ .. the ceiling, ‘ _ " go so far as to call him a liar ex- actly, but I know this much; when feedin’ time comes, in order to get any response from his pigs he has. to get somebody else to call ’em for .‘ 1) GRIM HUMOR. him- he' Phl'SiClanS, homing 3' These Pills Cure Rheumatism..â€"~ . consultation beSide the cot of the To the many who. suffer from rhew ; ._ man 511131305de tolhiwe appendlcms matism a trial of Parmelee’s Vegcv ' 31311932111) ogedggatlosdthat is concealed 3. out us person. table pins is recommgnded' The , -' h“ 8513' err e'ao pstandbutbusinesg “I believe,” said one of the sur- have. pronounced wtfon upon “I: w °°L r” Bm‘Sh AmnchnsinessCoheso ‘ . ' Y.l\l.C.A. Building, Toronto. $90115; “that we Should wall] and liver and kidneys and. by regulatâ€"' - N°W°P°“{$Yif:llf'1‘°rm£ IStartanyflme. - . . . ' . . ' ' r or ca, 3. w , let him get stionger before cutting mo. the action of these organs act. T M WATT” u..ue - to l'r n D . . . o - 7‘ A. - Principal ‘ 111 11 ‘1- . as an alternative in preventing the v- - - . . . lcsau Wood saiv. In other words, Before the other prospective opâ€" admixture of acid amd blood that all the wood Esau saw to saw Esau erators could reply, the patient causes this Painful disorder_ They sought to saw, turned his head and remarked feeb- must be taken according to dime, 0h, the wood Wood would saw! 13’! “What do you take me forâ€"‘8 tions and used steadily and they And 0h, the WOOd-SaW With. “‘hmh “1106362 will speedin give evidence of their Wood would saw wood. beneficial effects, But one day Wood’s wood saw would saw no wood, and thus the wood Wood saived was not the wood Wood would saw if Wood’s wood- saw would saw wood. Now, Wood would saw wood with a wood-saw that woould saw wood, so Esau sought a saw that would saw wood. One day Esau wood as no other woo saw would saw wood. OTD SYL-LA-BIO SYSTEM. Positions se-l cured. Write for catalogue. )“ ESAU WOOD ’3 STORY. ___â€"- Pccnliar Combinations of Two Lit- ilc English Words. Esau Wood sawed wood. Esau Wood would saw woodr All the wood Esau Wood saw Magistrate F. Rasmussen, of 2H, Marquette Street, Montreal, writes to the Zam-Buk Co. as follows:â€" "G:ntlcmen.â€"For many years 1 was ' troubled with n serious eruption of the Ikin, which was not only unsightly, but It times very polniui. i first tried various household remedies, but all then: proved ': altogether useless. “ I then tool: medical advice. Not one, . but several doctor: in turn were con-tilted. but I was unable to get any permanent relief. Sometime buck ! noticed a report i from uJustice of the Peace who had been cured of n chronic skin-disease , by ‘ an-Buk, and l determined to give thin - balm a trial. "Afternthoroughly {air test, 1 can say 1 nm delighted with it. i have the best reason: {or this conclusion ; because, while everything also I triedâ€"calves, embrocl- done, wash", eoapl. Ind doctoro' pre- (lutzuio Veterinary College TEflPERANGE S12, TORONTO, CAN. Established .1382, taken over by the Provlnoli Government of Ontario. 1903. Amlioted with the University of Toronto. under the control of the Dept. of Agriculture of Ontario. Cellos: opens int. October, 1909. Course of smiy ext-en tlirou h 3 college years- FEES PER SESSiUN $75.00. Calendar on up licntion. E. A. A. GRA GE. V.S.. 11.8. Prinz-hill. Dept. K Practically all Canadian drug- gists, grocers and general dealers sell Wilson’s Fly Pails. If your eterekccpcr does not, ask him why. No ESCAPE. Her Husbandâ€"“Well ' it takes two to make a quarrel, so I’ll shut It is an undisputed fact that “P3,, ,, u , . rk one packet of Wilson’s Fly Pads H15 Wifeâ€"â€" That 5 33m" 21 e a’ has actually killed a bushel of contemptible man! You ll Sit there house mes Fortunately no such ROUGHS IT THEN. 't;:l)oes your wife enjoy roughing 1 “Does she? Say, you should see her in a bargain rush-” ' FOR SALE. ____._____.-â€" QONG BOOKâ€"150 FAVORITE SONGS. l}. words, music; Ten cents. Arthur Rice, Granby. Que. ________________._____â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"- OUR HEAVE SURE cures where otherl 1311.. Sells on in own merits. Best of testi- monials furnished on application. All; your drugglit tn got you Home. or send «ur- oct. to Four Brothers. Roetoule. Price 81.40 per package. Charges paid to nearest ex- None genuine Without. our saw a saw saw d-saw Wood pontions~laiied nbselutely to relieve my pain nndrldme ofmytrouble,three boxes In fact, of all the w00d_sa,wg and think mean things.” I . press once. quantity can ever be found In a trade mark. noun BROTHERS. on.el.oh ackago. Try a. package arid be convinced. Wood Wood ever saw saw wood 2 of lam-Bull have worked 1 complete cure. “In my opinion Zam-Buk should be:~ d thnt 1d 1 “m “w” Wi‘my kmw“ ‘1‘“ R "' ‘nd never saw 8' WOO Yaw 0‘ W011 Very many persons die annually W0“ kept llOllSO, hilt Whether they ecauso others have failed is no reason lhave no objection to you publishing thin saw wood as the wood-saw “700d , . I . vrh Heaven cannot be cured by using ll dkd d miner f ' “ll ’ Fl I’d y “Wm” saw saw Wood would saw wood, from 0.1061“ “n .1“ re a“ b ’ l‘3 “W 01' many 1 son 5 Y a 5 Four Brothers ave Cure. F" °°’°"‘" ““ “°““‘ "31“" mm“ and I never saw a woodâ€"saw that mml’la’mt’s’ Who mlght have big: “in kill them an' WANTED ' ._.._..___,'_____._._.â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"- saved if proper remedies had . used. If attacked do not d-elav in getting a bottle of Dr. J. D. Kel- logg’s Dysentery Cordial. the medi- _ . , cine that never fails to effect acure. borryin’ trouble ; )6le let em berry Those who have used it say it acts a. little nioneyDan’ the trouble will promptly, and thoroughly subdues take keer uv itself.” the pain and disease. -- -â€"- WANTED.-â€"-TO ACT AS AGENT for "TORONTO SATURDAY NIGE " in his spare time. Good money. Circu- lation Manager. Toronto. itch, rln worm on Iimilor eltln discus“, ll without equal. It also cure- cute. bums, ecolds; piles, obscene! chro c Iona. blood-poisoning. etc. l _ drug, us end stern at so cents 1 box. or on rec for price from the Zorn-Huh Cm. OY UNCLE EZRA SAYS: “They’re no need fur anyone’s would saw as the woodâ€"saw Wood saw would saw until I saw Esau Wood saw wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wooed. Now Wood saws wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood. Oh, the wood the wood-saw Wood Zorn-B rpm is wnonn- Anni! . . OUTEMAN WANTED. sale to private families. Alfred Tyler, London, Ont. / l_ BOYS AND GIRLS WISHING TO EARN E l saw saw would saw! v .___. our“ KNOWINO in on Oh’ the weed W cows WOOdâ€"‘Shed « fags Paliilkiller finds more uses in money or premiums send your nor: would shed when Wood would saw THE a household than any gag:- rgfinegz; grgyaféllfgi: Egguggofi‘ive'r’figoeiétgsgogufl' wood With the wood-saw Wood saw "Worth makes the med erasures: masses l: mu as m. new ' '._.25d ready, tree on request. Canada. Silver- "Painkiller ~Porry Davis doth Co" Toronto. on.“ look here, Jenny, you must not enâ€" . at home, whole or spare time; goo MW” m ' saw WOOd- the philosopher. but on. i BOYS AS no SEMAIDS' Finally, no man may 116V” know “True,” replied the purely com- and 500' l ‘ hOW mUCh WOOd wood-saw WOOd mercial gentleman, “but how much ______ AGENTS WANTED. ' Employment 0‘ Boys may ugh”)? 53‘” “mum saw, If the WOOd'SaW ‘10 3’0“ think a 1mm ought ’00 be A TRICK OFTEN WORKED. ponrnur AGENTSâ€"RELIABLE HEN With Servant Problem. Wood saw would saw all the Wood worthy ‘ u ‘ v we “at in hum“ of their own and m. - I ' ld w... My dear; the lured girl has .eredit. ere ante Portrait. 0.. Toronto. Why not employ boys as “house_ the wood saw Wood saw won quit “ a” s ‘ ' i saw' a sun: vou GET 7:5: Kmo You .' . __ "“‘ r “it”? “a? be r‘d.“.:’“°‘i::‘f.§%: +- c twen, that’s all use Ins drop w, seamen . a o 0 ever as ng . , opulnrliy o The D L. lien o a line to your mother Invmng her men, apply by letter. Comment“ mm l pmblem,’ l A London qua’n THE FIRE “ALKERS' mm,“g‘s’i{“1’“§’§:b‘;‘%‘§£§, infill,“ to visit us. She’ll do the house- Insurance Company. Toronto. Correl- ; “h?! hahd hagdespemte eifpgnggcg U i C 'OTOb crvcd Ann“ 53.0” x worllr’until we can get another mullencfflfwmenlffl' % wit t e or inary servan eci. e n quc crem y s - ________ _ mai . , g to install a boy. She got a bright any in India. Father (very severely}__uNow, "fl WANTED- l Ignorance is a Curseâ€""Know Ladies to do plain and light sewin‘ d admonition, whe- and intelligent one from an agency, A . ' - _ strange custom of fire-walking ‘ a and he developed into a’most 9t: is carried out annually at Mughira, courage thatyoung man to stay s10 thyself»: 13 a: 80° ’ . I 4 ditable mother s help. .0157“, bad a suburb of Hyderabad In- late/ every night. .. It is disgracefu . the]. referrmg to one 3 physwal lpay; work sent any dmmnce‘ ch”? Clean, intelhgent’ always Wflhng’ 6i“ ,011 the anniversary 0f the till/'61P What does your mower say abom condition or moral habitudes. The es paid; send stamp for full part- , it?” Jellnl"”She says men have men who is acquai ted with himâ€" culars. National Manufacturing Montreal. self will know how to act when any Company, disarrangement in his condition and invariably quick, the lad prov ed himself more than the equal of fieth day after the death Of Imam Hussein. not altered a bit, dadl” IN CALIFORNIA'S the average female servant. “The ' 7: Several cartloads of firewood are n g i . wages boys reqmre are small’ gathered tooether in an open space “Father’ “liked the ’f‘fmfif “rial? manifests itself. Dr Thomas’ Ec- 3mm“ mm. M smut". a . brew clothesâ€"dealer, Wlll t ese 160151.30 Oil 15 a, cheap and Simple in: Section. Rich. unseen-“rm. tiled. buy Pumas“. “rib to. locklet. IRRIGATBD LAND CO, remedy for the eradication of pain ‘ Culllmll from the system and for the cure- of all bronchial troubles. writes Mrs. Carey, who advocates the employment of boys, and she gives some valuable information on the subject in a booklet which has just been published. _,.._.â€"â€"â€"â€". iii front of the “Asboorkhana,”_ and at midnight the heap is set alight. The wood burns stead _ _ two hours, the heat being so iii- tense that no one can stand Within a distance of at least a dozen yards When. it is burnt shirts shrink?” “Vy do you ask, mine son?” “A customer wants to know.” “Vos dey too big for ’im?” “Yes, father.” “Den most certainly dey vill shrink.” -_.â€"..â€"- flarysvlllo - - WHY THE TEARS CAME. She offered an explanation of her tearful mood. “I’ve been to a wedding,” she said. “I always cry more at a wedâ€" A REMARKABLE DEMONSTRATION. Of the many magnificent features at the Toronto Exhibition this year none was If every housekeeper would use Pads freely during the house fly more remarkable nor created more. g’en-r a circle, uinc 'nt t th th (1 t.t' n - " - ' ' . the "b.1322" Slice 130nm;ng {he‘oMaciJn 51" Var 5' When .eve‘xthlnfi,“ peril would soon be a thing of the dmg than I do at a funeral. It’s Building. ready, two .men bearing (films g;- uast, so much more uncertain.” The demonstrator polisheda shoe with standardsâ€"lump barefoote on 0 wâ€"‘r- For “Soclcan” inquire at your dealers. hard Red, Weak, “Tenry, Watery Eyes. (1 walk across Relieved By Murine Eye ' . car et an thlB fiery p ’ Smallman “These are Remedy. Try gthe “Nugget” Polish and immediately 1 b d pftcrwards washed it. The water ran off if] not once , but, at eas a. ozen . ltlle shoe “like water ofi'a duck’s back,” {fines The ’heat from the glowing tgmeS. I head‘de a’inan the other Murine For Your Eye Troubles You . h h guy who couldnt raise money even Will Like Murine. It Soothes. 60c At UNOflfl‘L ". w“ an t B Your Drugglsts. Write For Eye Books. E EZRA SAYS: Murine Eye Remedy 00., Toronto. on Government bonds.” Slimwitâ€" “Indeed! What was the reason ’2” Smallmanâ€"“Well, you see, he didn’t have the bonds.” and the shine was not destroyed, which ,proves that “Nugget” is a waterproof ,polish. The shoe was then wiped on a clean towel, but the polish did not rub off and soil the towel, which is conclusive evidence that it will not come off on the embers is more fiery than w . wood is burning. The pimping of the first two men i a. signal to the others, and soon several hundred persons have followed their exam- “Honest endeavor may go unre- A GOOD START. warded fur a spell, out some worn- in’ it Will wake up an’ see “‘Suc- Fatherâ€"“NOW: 1001‘: here: you ccss’ writ on the footboard.” girlsâ€"when you grow up one of you Free. Trial is Inexpensiveâ€"To thosd clothes in wet weather. p18, The “ Nugget” is a leather preserva- Th t t, tm about this ‘ d t" h“ l ‘v'll d b] tl ' . e s ranges .“‘ng ' ‘ . . - - - must be able to speak hrench an . . _ ,, ne w 161 “1 on e 1e life of your unlque ceremony IS that no one ap_ who suffer fiom dysrpepsm, inclllgelil the other German.” . The: ’ superlomty of ' Mothgr any aimenl Dad; and. Graves Worm Extcnmmator 1s tion, rheumatism or arising from derangement of the digestive system, a trial of Parme‘ lee’s Vegetable Pills is recommend ed, should the sufferer be unac- quaintcd with them. The trial will be inexpensive and the result will be another customer for this exCel- lcnt medicine. So effective is their action that many cures can certain- ly be traced to their use where other pills have proved ineffective. Brendaâ€"“All right, Muriel had better learn German, because she can garglebest.” and - ears to ' ' king. I shown- by its good effects on the children. Purchase a bottle ant give it a trial. shoes. It keeps the leather soft pliable preventing the shoe from crac _ Millions use it all over the civilized Even children Of world. Tr it, and its superior qualities into the fire, and rwdl be so! -evident. At all dealers, ioc. Without, the least, per tin, Black or Tan. a1, seem to be rt receive any bur-t. all ages jump run across it, hesitation, and home. Corns cause intolerable pan: ' _ . Eolloway’s Corn Cure removes tlu The constitution gives to every trouble. Try it, and see Whalgman the right to free speechâ€"un- amount of pain is sand, less he is boarding in a Jail._ ._.â€"â€"__ A bank teller always has someâ€" thing of interest on hand. ____._â€"...â€"ri‘ A MILLIO'NAIRE FACTORY. Turning Out Men of Mil- lions by the Score. There are probably more selfâ€" made millionaires residing in Ho- W'fis" i When a man has enough money laid aside to keep him on Easy street the rest of hir days, he ought to give others a chance. W Kindly mention the name of this Hawaii paper in writing to advertisers. DIDN’T WEAR ’EM. nolulu than in .any city twice _its 5126 on the m33n1and' .Accordmg Jimmie giggled when the teacher Tobacco 'to Van NordeI} S. Magnum, there read the story of the Roman who and are scores 0£ mllhonmres made and swam across the Tiber three times _ 1 Drug Habits before breakfast. “You do not doubt a. trained swimmer could. do that, do you, James?” “No, sir, “but I wondered make it four and side his clothes were on. New System of Treatment. Recently Discovered Remedy thit Cures Rapidlynnd Permanently. Marvellous Results obtained that makes our remedy one of the wonders of Modern Medicine. Patients cured secretly at their own homes against their own will and knowledge. No suffering. no injections, no loss of time, or detention from business, no bad after effects. I'REE I w FREE I We send by mail. free of charge. our 64 page book, which fully ex- plains our modern system of treatment, of how~ the Drink, Tobacco and Drug habits can be rapidly overcome and cured. in the making in Hawaii. Men of moderate means last ,spring became by fall men of great .wealth after the sugar crop had {been marketed. Small planters of pineapples of a few seasons agoare linen of high finance today, expendâ€" ling hundreds of thousands of dol- ,lars annually advertising their out- ngit that was not worth a tenth of ; hat sum all told ten years ago. The men of Hawaii who have cre- ated opportunities for themselves create opFortunities for others- Alm'awlcr v“mug. the mauv ii“c' of Honolulu, came to '1‘ N U l ” answered Jimmie, why he didn’t get back to the 7) Kindly ,mcntion‘tho name of this paper in writing to advertisers. This book is sent in a plain envelope, sealed from observation. so no one can tell what your letter contains. 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