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<.:-.-_. .. may. -Mw-._.._..... wk! dki».i art/m _’I :: 2 ii ugyx. ‘s‘xwflagmmmawemmzwkRam....: : ~â€" _ BABY’S TERRIBLE ECZEMA. Five Doctors Failed to Relieve, but Zam-Bnk Worked a Cure. Mrs. Chas. Levere, of Prescott, North Channel, Ont., tells how Zamâ€"Buk cured her baby. She‘says: “My baby’s head and face was one complete mass of sores. The itch~ ing and irritation were fearful, and the little one’s plight was so serious that one time we feared her cars would be eaten ed by the disease. 1, “We had to keep her hands tied lfor days to prevent her rubbing and lscratching the sores. Doctor after :doctor treated her in vain, until we had had five doctors. They all agreed it was a frightful case of ec- zema, but none of them did any permanent good. ‘~ “As a last resource we were ad- vised to try Zam-Buk. The first box did so much good that we felt sure we were at last working in the Iright direction. We persevered ,with the treatment until we had {used thirteen boxes, and at the end of that time I am glad to say Zam- Buk had effected a complete cure.” For eczema, eruptions, rashes, ttetter, itch, ringworm, and similar skin diseases, Zam-Buk is without equal. It also cures cuts, burns, Bcalds, piles, abscesses, chronic sores, blood poisoning, etc. All druggists and stores at 50 cents a box, or post free for price from *am-Buk 00., Toronto. Refuse im- tations. ._.____JP.â€"-â€"â€"-â€"- HIS FATAL ERROR. ~ Fredâ€"“I made the mistake of my. ilife two years ago. I turned down Ha leap-year proposal because the ff] couldn’t cook.” ‘ Joeâ€"“Where did the mistake come in?” Fredâ€"“Later I discovered that she had money enough toenable us to board.” sidoring the curative qualities of Dr. Thomas’ Eclectric Oil it is the cheapest medicine now offered to the public. The dose required in Early ailment is small and a bottle contains many doses. If it were lvalued at the benefit it confers it could not be purchased for many times the price asked for it, but in~ creased consumption has simplified land cheapened its manufacture. .....â€"â€"--~ , "I should like,” said a book can- vasser to a merchant, whose sanc- tum he had invad-ed,‘ “to call your attention. to a little work which I ,have here?” ' “A rid I will call your 'attention to a mighty mass of work which I have here,” replied the man at the desk.. i Three packets of Wilson’s Fly lPads cost twenty-live cents, and 'will kill more flies than twenty-five :dollars’ worth of sticky paper. i { Cheapest of All Medicinesâ€"Com A teacher was trying to explain the dangers of overwork to one of her smaller pupils. “Now, Tom- my,” she pursued, “if your father were busy all day and said he would have to go back to the office at night, what would he be doing?” "That’s what ma wants to know.” Minard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgla. The Druggistâ€"What was the most remarkable case you ever encoun- tered in your practice? .The DOC- torâ€"That of a messenger boy who died of hasty consumption. .â€" Do It Now.-â€"-Disorders of the di- gestive apparatus should be dealt with at once before complications arise that may be difficult to cope with. -The surest remedy to this end and one that is within reach of all, is Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills, the best laxative and sedative on the market. Do not delay, but try them now. One trial will convince anyone that they are the best sto- mach regulator that can be got. I’APA’S OPINION. Heâ€"“You know that it isn’t your money I want to marry for, don’t you dear ‘1” Sheâ€"“Yes; that’s what I told papa.” Heâ€"“And what did he say?” Sheâ€"“He said if that was true you didn’t have as much sense as he thought you had.” Donstipation:--â€" Is an enemy within the camp. .It will undermine the strongest constitution and ruin the most vigorous health. It leads to indigestion, biliousness, impure blood, bad complexion, Sick headaches, and is one ofIthe most frequent causes of appendicxtls. T’o neglect it is slow suicide. Morse 3 Indian Root Pills posmvely cure Constipation. They. are ‘entirely vegetable in composition and‘do not sicken, weaken or gripe. Preserve your health by taking Dr. Morse’s .sndian Root Pills I EFFECTS OF COCAINE. ~â€" Fascinating at First, but the Crav- ing Causes Intense Agony. “There is no drug so fascinating in its perfect relief of discomfort, fatigue, mental worriment . and sense of exhaustion as cocaine,” says the Medical Record. “The im- pression which follows from its use is that of renewed vigor and un- usual capacity, as if some new force has been added. . “The first after effects followmg the withdrawal are of short dura- tion and not especially painful. Later this condition increases. The pain takes on a mental, acti- vity, a species of irritative melanâ€" cholia and profound exhaustion which seeks relief at all times and under any circumstances. “Nature seems to protest against the physical and psychic injury done in the most alarming way. This is seen in the facial ag- ony of the cocaine taker when de- prived of the drug. His sufferings are internal and not seen in muss cular excitement. The- profound change that follows its use in the quiet face, serene satisfaction and perfect relief is evidence of its ef- fects. “There appears to be a more pronOunccd susceptibility to this drug than to alcohol or opium. Very few cases are found in which the effects are unpleasant. Many. Ipersons become alarmed when they discover its tremendous fas« cinating effects and make great of forts to escape. In their efforts to accomplish this they turn to mor- phine spirits and other drugs. “A great many cocaine takers in this country are poisoned by spirits and drugs and are exhausted be- fore cocaine is tak-en, and the reâ€" lief which this brings them is a new experience, increasing the degener- ation. Cocaine addiction can be conceal-ed for some time, hence its peculiar danger. ' “Druggists, physicians ‘and pat- ent medicines are responsible 'for this new scourge of humanity, The remedy is to stop its sale. except for some specific purpose, to be noted on a public book, and where a doctor uses it freely there must be some accounting, so as to pre- vent its danger. “Drinks served from the soda ' fountain containing cocaine are at- tracting increased attention by the sudden popularity and enormous sale in certain sections. When the fact is ascertained that their chief value consists in cocaine in small quantities efforts to suppress them are both difficult and doubtful. The proprietors by merely changing the names can continue the use, and if the soda fountain dealers refuse to dispense them they are frequently sold direct to the cus- tomers.” 1 W“ ENGLAN D’S AGED PEERS. Sixteen Born in George IV.’s Reignâ€"Youthful Sovereigns. Lord Strathcona who celebrated his ninetieth birthday recently by working all day at his desk in his office as High Commissioner for Canada in London, is not the grand old man of the peerage despite his robust old age. The Earl of We- myss is older and is as spry at 94 as Lord Starthcona is at 90. Lord Wemyssâ€"he pronounces his name as if spelled lVeemsâ€"holds another record: he has been a member of the House of Commons uninterrup- tedly for more than sixty-nine years. The peerage, like the poorhouse, seems conducive to old age, Lord Gwydyr died last year at the fine old age of 98. There are furte-en peers besides Lord Strathcona and Lord Wemyss who were alive when George IV. was on the throne, and George IV. died in 1830. They are Lord Nelson, Lord Cross, Lord Sydmouth, Lord Knutsford, Lord Halsbury, Lord Abergavcnny, Lord Lister, Lord Ashcombe, Lord Mount Stephen, Lord Peel, Lord Stan- moro and Lord Fevcrsham. Contrasted with the great age of these members of the House of Lord-s is the comparative youth of nearly all the sovereigns of Europe. George V. is a comparatively young man. His cousins, the King of Nor- way and.the Czar of Russia, are also young, while another cousins the German Kaiser, is still in the prime of life, having barely turned 50. The King of Spain and the King of Portugal are mere boys, while the Queen of Holland is only 30. The Emperor Francis Joseph of Austria is the oldest sovereign in Europe and celebrated his eighti- eth birthday on August 18. He is in sound health and bids fair to live many more years. ...__..._->I{_ .___._.~ But every man is not a hero even from his own pomt of View. A ROYAL CHRISTMAS. Henry the Third believed in plenâ€" ty of food at the Festive Season. In 1247 he celebrated Christmas at Winchester Castle, and the dainties for the Royal table included 48 boars, 1,900 fowls,‘ 500 partridges, 41 swans, 48 peacocks, 260 hares, 24,000 eggs, and 300 gallons of oy- sters. The cost of the bread was £27 103. at four loaves a penny. The source of all intestinal trou- bles is the common (house fly; his buzz is the first symptom of ty- phoid. Wilson’s Fly ’ads are the only things that kill them all. ' ._....-â€"â€" TAKES IT SERIOUSLY. “I suppose you know Borem,” remarked Wiseman. “Only just well enough to say. ‘How are you?’ ” replied Markley. “Well, don’t do it.” “Don’t do what?” “Don’t say ‘How are you?’ for if you do he’ll hold you up for a quarter of an hour or so and tell you.” Pale, sickly children should use Mother Graves’ Worm Extermina- tor. Worms are one of the prin. cipal causes of suffering in chil- dren and should be expelled from the system. ESKIMO CANDY. Tallow is the Eskimo’s candy. It is put up in, bright red packages mad-e out of the feet of water fowl. The women out off the red feet of this bird, which is called the dove- kie, draw out the bones and blow up the skin so as to make pouches which they fill with the reindeer tallow for their little folk. Wm Mlnard’s Llniment Cures Burns, Etc. PROPER TERM. Tellitâ€"-“Chinkley, the bank cashier, was arrested this morning for embezzlement.” Harmonâ€"~“Ah, another good man gone wrong.” Tellitâ€"“No, another . just found out.” bad man Through indiscretion in eating green fruit in summer many chil- dren become subject to cholera hour or less. or by mail from VERY STINGING. Considering the number of repu- tations that are mauled around around during its session, a quilt- ing bee seems to have about as many stings as any other member of the family. ‘ ~â€" The Real Liver Pill.â€"â€"A torpid liver means a. disordered system, mental depression, lassitude and in the end, if care be not taken, a chronic state of debilityu. ' 'The very best medicine to arouse the liver to healthy action is Parme- lee’s Vegetable Pills. They are compounded of purely vegetable substances of careful selection and no other pills have their fine qua- lities. They do not gripe or pain and they are agreeable to the most sensitiv‘e'stomach. A LIGHTâ€"SUPPORT. “What is it, do you suppose, that keeps the moon in place and pre- vents it from falling?” asked Ara- minta. “I think it must be the beams,” replied Charlie, softly. The flies that are now in your kitchen and dining room were pro- bably feasting. on some indescrib- able nastiness less than an hour ago, and as a single fly carries many thousands of disease germs attached to its hairy body, it is the duty of every housekeeper to assist in cxterminating this worst enemy of the human race. Wilson’s Fly Pads kill flies in such immense quantities as cannot be approached by any other fly killer. CREATIVE GENIUS. “Pa, what’s creative genius?” “It’s the ability to get up some new scheme for letting other people do the \vork while you rake in the profits.” W morbus caused by irritating acids- that act violently on the lining of one intestine-s. Pains and dangerâ€" ous purgings ensue and the delicate system of the ' child suffers under the drain. In such cases the safest and surest medicine is Dr. J. D. {ellogg’s Dysent-ery Cordial. It will check the inflammation and save the child’s life. Salesman~Here’s a shoe, sir, that will fit you like a glove. Buyerâ€"~Gloves don’t fit my feet. Have you one that will fit me like a shoe? - Red, \Veak. \Veury, Watery Eyes. Relieved By Murine Eye Remedy. Try Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You Will Like Murine. It Soothcs. 50c At Your Druggists. \Vrite For Eye Books. Free. Murine Eye Remedy 00., Toronto. READY RELIEF. Physicianâ€"“Have you any aches or pains this morning?” Patientâ€"“Yes, doctor; it hurts me to breathe; in fact, the only trouble now seems to be with my breath.” Physicianâ€"“All right. I’ll give you something that will stop that.” .._.._â€"â€" Mlnard's LInlment for sale everywhere. M EARLY ENGLISH SMOKERS. It seems very probable that there were smokers in England long be- fore the introduction of tobacco, according to the London Chronicle. l’ipes have been discovered imbcd- dad in the mortar of churches built before EurOpe’s first acquaintance with tobacco, and it seems only rea- sonable to suppose that the people of that day smoked herbs of some sort, either medicinally or for plea-- sure. Colts-foot was inhaled for asthma, though whether a pipe was used in the process remains a matâ€". tor for conjecture. “ISSUE NO. 37â€"10 TNU Minard's Liniment Co.. Limited. Dear Sii‘s,â€"-I had a Bleeding Tumor on my face for a long time and tried a num- ber of remedies without any good results. I was advised to try MINARD’S LINI- MEN'I‘. and after using severalvbottles it made a complete cure, and it healed all up and disappeared altogether. DAVID HENDERSON. Bollfiislltgoftation, Kings 00., N. 13., Sept. CONSERVATION. “I see you only have one chair in the kitchen, Mary. I must get another one for you.” “You needn’t mind, ma’am. I have none but gentlemen callers.” IMITATIOMS ABOUND, but insist upon getting the genuine. “The D. A: L.” Menthol Plaster, which has stood the test of years. It cures; imitations don't. "The D. & L." is made by Davis 8; Lawrence Co. If your mouth is full or your head empty, don’t attempt to talk. Minard’s Liniment Cures Dandruff. Why will a woman try to put a No. 6 foot in a No. 4 shoe, then proceed to decorate the other ex~ tremity of her person with a hat the size of a cart wheel ? PAINKILLER cures all sorts of “cuts, bruises. burns and strains. Taken intern- ally it cures diarrhoea and dysentery. Avoid substitutes, there is but one " Pain- killer"-â€"Perry Davis'â€"â€"25c. and 500. A VERY POLITE BIRD. Among the many results of Lien- tenant Shackleton’s antarctic ex- pedition is a most interesting study of the life of one of the most sinâ€" gular of all birds, the penguin. The explorer goes so far as to ascribe to these birds a kind of "civiliza- tion.” At any rate, they seem to have cultivated politeness to a high degree. When the emperor-pen- guin encounters his fellows, there ensues a display of extraordinary. ceremonies and salutations, the ef- ‘fect of which is heightened by the strange resemblance of the birds to the human form.. They bow and how, and make long" “speeches.” They greet the approach of men or way. Sometimes one bird after another will gravely come forward and repeat the bowing and “speech-' ifying,” as if determined to make their polite intentions understood. 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