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ins COULD NOT HOLD our or TEA inocrons AGREED Tououro NURSE HAD BRIGIIT’S DISEASE. A â€" i Dodd’s Kidney I’ills cured her after five years’ sufferingâ€"Felt a benefit after first box. Toronto, Ont., Dec. 26 (Special). >â€"Mrs. Alberta Goflin, a nurse, livâ€" ng at 40 Wright Ave., this city, has ieen interviewed in regard to her reported cure of nervous or Kid- Viey Trouble by Dodd’s Kidney Pills. She states that the report a true in every particular. “My sickness,” Mrs. Goffin says, 'was caused from a nervous break- lown and what the doctors called neurable Bright’s Disease brought )n' by cold and long weeks of nurs- ng. I suffered for five years. “I was treated by three doctors ind was a patient in two hospitals, but gradually got weaker. Rea-d- ng the experiences of other suffer- brs like myself led me to try Dodd’s Kidney Pills. At that time [p was so weak and nervous I could- not hold a cupaof tea without spil- ling some of its_contents. - "I felt a. benefit after taking the first box ‘fifuflodd’s Kidney Pills, Ind eight ornine boxes cured me lo. completely I can now walk a mile without fatigue.” ' If you haven’t used Dodd’s Kidâ€" ney Pills yourself almost any of your neighbors will tell you they tlways cure Kidney Disease in any lorm. “4 DOING WELL. "How’s Mamie getting along with her shopping?" ’ “Fine. She’s got dad down to his last two-dollar bill.” Bars. Winslow’s Scouting-syrup Bu been used for over SIXTY-FIVE YEARS by lilLLiOXS of MOTHERS for their CHILDREN \VHILE TEST G, with PERFECT SUCCBS. It 300111133 the O I). “333 the Guns. ALLAYS all l’AlNX CURE: ‘fi’ OOLIC. and in tho best remedy to!~ nunsu ' Sold by rugziats in every part ottho world no aux-e and r.- foi"‘nrs. Winslow s Soothing Symp."and tal-w no other kind. Twenty-five cents a " bottle. 0 ranked under the Food and Drugs Act, .‘Oum am. 1906. Serial Number 1095. AN OLD AND \VELL TRIED BEMEDY._ _,J Husbandâ€"“Hurrah! I’ve' got a week’s holiday.” Wifeâ€"“How nice. Now you can dig the garden, clean out the cellar, and whitewash the kitchen. ’ " Rub it in for .Lame Backâ€"A brisk rubbing with Dr. Thomas’ Ec- lectric Oil will cure lame back. The skin will immediately absorb the oil and it will penetrate the tissues and bring speedy relief. Try it and be convinced. As the liniment sinks in the pain comes out and there are ample grounds for saying that its touch is magical, as it is. There isn’t a particle of~danger '.n going up in an airship. It is the coming down that hurts. i do I Did It. They sup llod tho Menthol log?! in. “The D a. I." Mont ol’ Plaster, which relieves instantly backache, headache, neuralgia, rheumatism and sciatica. ___..__. 1.. FEES THAT warm 17 .uTUNEs. Patients Who Showed Their Grati- ' tulle in Solid Shape. In an English court a few days ago, two lawyers in turn mention- ed a doctor who got $25,000 for cur- ing an old lady of a cold. At least the doctor said he got 'it, and inâ€" deed mentioned the fact on the nutâ€" ness stand. .Handsome as it was there are many larger fees on record. It is not many years since the Nawab of Rampur caused an English army surgeon amazement and delight by presenting him with $50,000 as an acknowledgment of his occasional attendance during ’ an attack of rheumatism. This would, no doubt, be considered quite a moderate fee by Professor Zacherine, of Mosâ€" cow, who, in, return for two days’ attendance on the Tsar of Russia, was, it is said, paid $75,000. An Englishman, however, once carried away from the Russian Court an even more valuable reâ€" ward. This was Dr. Dimsdale, a Hertford physician, who was speedâ€" Ey summoned to innoculate the mpress Catherine and her son. He received $60,000, a life pension f $2,500 a year, and the rank of Karon. Sir Astley Cooper once had i nightcap thrown at him by a wealthy patient upon whom he had operated. “I pocketed the af- tont,” he remarked, and on inves- 'gation found that the nightcap Iontaincd a thousand guineas. .__-..â€".-'F cu». Ids. lie-I- . 'oco 25 cents. ' may unpu' .- In? l l NOT MODERN INVENTION. Typewriting Machine Hail Proto- type 90 Years Ago. Most persons will be surprised to learn that the typewriter machine is not, as they imagine, a distinctâ€" ly modern invention. So long ago as 1714 a patent was taken out in England by Henry Mill for “a machine for impressing letters singly and progressively as in writâ€" ing, whereby all writings may be ingrossed in paper so exact as not tog? distinguishable from print.” ~ s_ machine was, however, a clumsy one and practically useless. It was not until over a century la- ter (1829), that anything more in this line was attempted. Then the first American typewriter, called a “typographer,” was patented by W. A. Burt. In 1823 a machine was produced in France having a separate key leâ€" ver for each letter, and between the years 1840 and 1860 Sir Charles Whetstone invented several mach- ines which are now preserved in the South Kensington Museum, London. In 1873, OWL. Sholes, an Ameri- can, after five or six years work, succeeded in producing a machine sufficiently perfect to warrant exâ€" tensive manuf.acture.- He'interestâ€" ed a firm of gun manufacturers in it, and in 1874 the first model of the modern typewriter was put up- on the market. .._._.. ___>Xs..'«.._..â€"_ A LA ASPHALT. ‘ Young Wifeâ€"“I made the. frostâ€" ing on this cake myself.” _ Hubbyâ€"â€"”Then our fortune 1s made! I am going to have it patâ€" ented. It will revolutionize street pavements.” -lisar _ W 'Heâ€"“Nellie, just Look at that man standing behind me. I don’t think I ever saw anyone so plain l” Sheâ€"â€"“Hush, dear; you forget‘your- self!” m. To discern and deal immediate- .ly with causes and overcome them, rather than to battle with effects after the disease has secured a lodgement, is the chief aim of the medical man, and Bickle’s Anti- Consumptive Syrup is the result of patient study along this particular line. At the first appearance of a cold the Syrup will be found a. most efficient remedy, arresting de- velopment and speedily healing the affected parts, so that the ailment disappears. Hicksâ€"“There! For once I’ll know where that collarâ€"stud is when I want it.” Mrs. Hicks ~â€" “Where is it?” Hicksâ€"“The baby has swallowed it.” «A Little now. You Know," will bosons a grant Peptlcs den or if it be allowed to reach down tho thvonl f Nip tho pull in the bud with] to t o lungs. Allon's Lung Balsa-I, 5 Into romody oontoinlu no opistos. The man who boasts of calling a ailments -of. long _ pass a snow other medicmes were found unavail-; spade a spade may shovel without being able to recogâ€" nize it. Pneumonia and Consumption are always preceded by an ordinary cold. Hamlins Wizard Oil rubbed into the chest draws out the inflamâ€" mation, breaks up the cold and prevents all serious trouble. â€"â€"â€"...â€"â€".â€"- “I should be ashamed to go about begging as you do,” said the farmer. “Takes all kinds uv peo- ple to make a world,” rejoined the tramp. “Here you is too proud to beg, and I’m too proud to work.” TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn’t Smartâ€"Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c, 50c, $1.00. Murine Eye~ Salve in Aseptic Tubes, 25c. $1.00. Eye Books and Eye Advice Free by .‘eiryi'. Murine Eye Remedy (30., Chi ..,; IT W AS HE. “There were only three boys in school to-day who could answer a question that the teacher asked us,” said a lad to his mother. “And I hope my boy was one of the three?” said the fond parent. “\Vell, I was answered the lad. “I am very glad; it makes your mother proud of you. What ques- tion did the teacher ask, Johnnie?” “Who broke the window?” Policeman (to loiterer)â€"”Now, then, what are you doing here?” Loitcr-erâ€"“What are you doin’ here?” Policemanâ€"“ .an’t you see? I’m doing my duty.” Loiterer â€"“An’ can’t you see I’m makin’ I737 the duty for you to do. Minard's Llnlmcnt for sale everywmrs. i GOOD SHOWING MADE BY BANK OF OTTAlVA. The 36th AnnuafSâ€"tatement a Good One. The 36th annual report of the Bank of Ottawa shows a very graâ€" tifying condition of affairs. The net profits for the year ended No- vember 30, 1910, after deducting expenses of .management, etc., amounted to $532,353. This with the $455,919 balance at the credit of profit and loss account on the 30th November, 1909, makes a to- tal of $988,273. This has been apâ€" propriated as follows: Two quarâ€" terly dividends at the rate of 2% per cent. and two quarterly divi- dends at the rate of 2% per cent. Four hundred thousand was added to rest account, $100,000 written off bank premises and $10,000 apâ€" plied to officers’ pension fund, leaving a balance carried forward at credit of profit and loss of $117,938. Evidences of the growth are shown by an examination of the statement. The rest account on the 30th of November, 1909, was $3, 297,000. It now stands at $3,900,- 000, an increase .of over $600,000 during the year. This increase was made up partly by premium on new stock issued, and partly by .the transfer, as mentioned above, of $400,000 from the profits. The bank is now in the pleasing posi- tion of having a rest account $400,- 000 greater than its paidâ€"up capiâ€" tal, thus indicating a very sound condition of affairs. The fact that the bank was able to issue its new stock at a premium is also worthy of comment, and shows that the bank holds a warm place in the Opinion of careful investors. The bank is particularly strong in specie and assets immediately ;avai‘lable, these amounting to prac- tically $14,000,000. The current - “m” “513" km loans of the bank increased during the year by over $4,500,000, and now amount to $28,421,000, thus inâ€" dicating that the bank is doing its full share in meeting the business needs of the country. The total as- sets increased during the year by ,almost $4,500,000, and have now at- ‘tained the handsome total of $43,- 054,000. During the year ‘Mr. George Hay, former president of the bank, died. Mr. David Mac- laren now occupies the chair. fir...“ ALL NECESSARY. - “You have three pairs of glass- es, professor?” “Yes; I use one to read with, one to see at a distance, and the third to find the others.” â€"â€".._'â€"_ A Pill that Proves its Valuc.â€"â€"-- Those of weak stomach will find strength in Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills, because they serve to main-v. tain the healthful action of the stoâ€" mach and the liver, irregularities. in which are most distressing. DysÂ¥ are well acquainted with them and-value them at their proâ€"_ per. worth. They have afforded re i lief when other preparations have; failed. and have” effected cures in; standing where, lng. Bawlinâ€"What can you do with a boy that’s full of pure cussedness? Chayneâ€"Jf it’s strictly pure, with no admixture, nothing. â€".,â€"-â€"- Tearing lawn signals does not daisy storms. , Opium-laden “ modciinos ” may check coughinr, u but the cold stays. Do not trifle; when you'bog lo cough take Allan's Lan Balsam, {no fro- opinn, full at healing powor. “I thought you were married, and yet'you’re sewing on your own buttons.” “I am married, but I. keep my independence, let me tell i you.” Minard's Llnimcm Relieves Neuralgla. BEFORE. Miss Blondlockâ€"“How dare you tell people my' hair is bleached? You know it is false l” Miss Ilavenwingâ€"«”Yes, dear, I know it is. I told them it was bleached before you got it.” T N U ISSUE NO. 53â€"10, There are lamps that cost giving device. TIME IS MONEY. Patronâ€"I want these shoes half- soled, the heels straightened, a patch put on where that hole is, all the missing eyelets replaced, anâ€" other little patch right there, and everything else fixed that seems to need fixing, and I want you to do a good job, use good leather, and if the heels need another liftâ€" Shoemaker (interrupting)â€"Least said, soonest mended. A Cure for Rheumatism.â€"-A pain-I furl and persistent form of rheumaâ€"l tism is caused by impurities in theI blood, the result of*defective acâ€"i tion of the liver and kidneys. The: blood becomes tainted byothe ind troduction of uric acid, which caus- ES much pain in the‘tissues and inl he joints. Parmelec’s Vegetabch ills are known to have ‘ effected; ' 1 many remarkable cures, and their1 use is strongly‘recommended. A. trial of them will convince“ anyone: of their value. r ..â€"a-v HER OWN. Mistressâ€"“Cook tells me, Mary, that you wish to go out with a friend to-night. Is it urgent?” Maryâ€"“Oh, no, ma’am, ’tisn’t ’er gentâ€"it’s my gent.” After I Md Drive don't fall to Iain 3. teaspoon- !nl oi Painkillor mind with a glass of hot was" gnd aw. It suroly rovouts chills. Avoid Inb- stitntos, than is bu ono “ Painhlnor"â€"Porry Inuitâ€"35o. and 500. ‘ The average man would find it easy sailing if he could make money as easily as he can make love. ' ~ As a vermifugc there is nothing so potent as Mother Graves’ worm .Exterminator, and it can be given to the most delicate child without fear of injury to the constitution. “#mfle SHEPHERD ’ S IMPRISONMEN T. To be Released From Ddi'tmoor‘ From Sentence of 13 Years. The old man whom Mr. Lloydâ€" George mentioned-in his Mile End (London) speech as serving thirteen years’ penal ;~-«“l".‘i'iiil'iP for stealing two shillings from :1. church poor- box while under the influence of drink, is to be released soon. Mr. Churchill has come to the conclu- s10n. that he would be justified “in adv1sing the use of the prerogative of the Crown to release this man. who had now served mohe than a year, in the course of the next few months. In the'meantime steps were being taken to procure him employment as a shepherd. It ap- peared that he was the most Skllâ€" ful shepherd ever known at Dart- moor and possessed the faculty of being able to call the individual sheep ofaflock to him by their names. The prisoner had nine pre- v1ous convictions. For stealing the two shillings he received three years, and, under the new Preven- tion of Crimes Act, for being an habitual criminal ten years’ pre- ventive detention. ' ' .' M Minard's Liniment C ' 0., Limited. Gentlemen,â€"Last winter I received great! benefit from the n . 1186 Of MINARD’S L - infrisszrelrt'f attack of LaGrippc, . , y Izroved ‘ effective m 0,158,, of Inflamgaégnbe very] Yours. ' w. A. nuronzson. ‘ Mâ€" HER WISH. Little Margie’s father had a bald spot. While kissing him at bed- time one evening she said: “Stoop down, papa: I want to kiss you on the head where the lin- ing shows.” No one need endure the agony of corns with Halloway’s Corn Cure at hand to remove them. ' Snow comes down in winter and ' so does the price of ice. ulnard's Llnlment euros handful. The theory that the good die young seldom worries a man. The Raye Lamp is a high grade lamp, sold at a low price. more, but there is no better lamp made at any price. Constructed of solid brass; nickel platedâ€"east k t l ' ornament to any room in any house. There is nothing iinovoirii t?) 931.12.8‘12 of lampqnuking that can acid to the value of tho RAYO Lamp as alight. _ _ Every dealer ever'whoro. If i ‘ scriptive oil-t;er to_the nearest agtincy of wt M you“, 'r“. for fly The Queen City Oil Company, Limited, Toro nto. restraint... Greatest premium reposition in Canada. pply for particulars to ciiory, 23.8 Albert St., E GENTS WANTED FOR TWO NEW LINKS. ttawa. WANTED. EARN THE BARBER TBA B N â€" W a. systemâ€"constant practicoâ€"carg‘nl lnsirnlo- ionâ€"low weeks complole coursoâ€"tbols iroo. Graduates earn twelve to eight-on donors who!- ly. Write for cats.) 22.1 Queen last, r0331 H01" Barb" con...’ W ANGER, Tumors, Lumps, om. rum-u and external, cured w' ‘ our home treatment. .’«Write“ll‘:uiiol’oarl: :3 late. Dr. B 11 ' . PollingwnnmeOiilgn “canal CO” Limlu‘k when buying your Piano Insist on havmg an . “one, mess...” ' Piano Action A GREAT DEMAND FOR Piers grits \YASTE PAPE OF ALL GRADES. Also Raga, Iron, Ylétaia, Rubbers, Ito. E. Adelaide and land so." Toronto, Ont. Phone for partloulars. Main 2693. $l a box 6 for $5 The most highly efficient application for the reduction ofSwoilings. Goitro, Thick Neck, Glandular Enlarge- ments. Its Positive. of all kinds, in any and _ ' all, stages, quickly "- heved and pbsilivciy cured. Cure your suffering and live quiiitl'y../ “Common Sense” for Piles will do it. $1 a box, 55 for 6 bonus. Mailed on receipt of price. _ LYLE Tacoma MEBECINE OOMPhHV, Warns, Ont. Feb. 11th. "I had a horse that had a Spavin for I long time and I had tried nearly cvcry'kind of medicine when a neighbor told me to use Kendall‘s Spavin Cure, which I did and n acicd woudcrinly." M. ROSENTHAL- Kendall's Spnvin- Cure L! '30 untried experiment. but is the world's standard remedy for all Swellinss. Soil lunches and Lamcness in horse and man. Used the world over for 40 years. Every farmer, siochman, express- in-m, livery proprioior and horse owner generally should hoop it always on hand $1. a bottleâ€"6 for $5. Ask your dealer for free copy of our book “A Treatise On The Horse"â€"-or write us DR. B. J. KENDALL C0. 56 Enosburg Fails. - Vermont . . W, - .13": _ - , a. Better than a Mustard Musical)“: not Blister. i: “for Colds in Mentholated. Camphorated. Borated.Carb_olated.Whitc. Oxide of Zinc‘;'eic.Write for Free Vaseline Bookie 01:59:10anHremkomliaaomwmmm The man who knows just what to do usually hunts up some one to do it for him. Minard’s Llnlmem Cures turns. Etc. The game of politics is all right for men who wish to try out their reputations.