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THOUGHT IT VVIS'EiINCER. ' NOT PRESENT- ...â€" “If you were asked to name the Sores Spread From Eye to Neck, handsomest man in the room, whom Miss Mary Conley, of 184 001- would You 0110050?” borne St., Montreal, writes: “Over “Well,” She answered, lOOklng a. year ago I became bothered with aboul- “1 believe I should have to an unsightly spot on my right admlt that he isn’t here “GO-night"), check. The sore spread until the . whole check was covered from the Tightne‘as aCYOSS the Chest meam eye to far down on the neck, below ll COld 0n the lungs- That’s th! the car. It was so noticeable thal longer signal. Cure that cold witli people asked me if: I had cancer, llamlins Wizard Oil before it run: REMIMBER l” p AGENTS WANTED ' EX-SULTAN HAMID INSANE. .â€" Killed Two of His Wives Before He Was Overcome. Abdul Hamid, former Sultan of Turkey, has gone violently insane, has killed two of his wives, and is now confined in irons. The murder of the two women, who were among those who accom- panied Abdul Hamid from Constan- Wlllllll WflllllERS V ill llllS EASE RHEUMATISM AND {was}; HEART cunno BY noon's KIDNEY riLLs. E‘I WANTED. an 18-55, for firemen 81 M Lmonthly. and brakomen 090, on all Can no ' aiiroads. Experience unnecosoary; milks): Positions gciliai'omtgocli com eten men. tion. Railroa Emp oy 113 313%: 400 men sent to poitions monthly. “at: awe; semi slump. It 1 '“‘ tino le when he was exiled b the , . 5- _ .1437. The Doctor hcl ed M St h Yougg Turks, was particxilarly and I began m feel I had' m° Omsumpt‘o“ or Penumoma' W ' p re" 90 en cruel. He choked one of them to “I was EbOUt t0 COPSUPG a Week â€"-""‘ W alist when a lady friend spoke of DIVERTING SUSPICION. represent BEEN AND WOMEN WANTED to . l . Two dollars per day salary “S I 0631 y erisnco necessary. Write mission. No 6111‘). mm com " ‘ ,, united, Toronto. death with his own hands, and dashed the other so violently against the wall that she died a few hours later, according to one of the men who have been guarding the deposed ruler at his villa, where he is spending his last days. The ex-Sultan was subdued only after a fierce struggle in which he himself was stverely injured. Abdul Hamid is confined in a. dungeon beneath the \illa. Allatiric which, while set apart for him as a residence, is in reality his prisvm. He was sent there-in April, 1909, when the Turkish revolution brought about by the Young Turk party was finally completed, and Sultan Mohamde V. ascended the throne. Abdul Hamid had reigned for thirty years up to that time, had deluged his empire in blood and had kept 200,000, spies to betray Roy, but there was no complete cure till she tried Dodd’s Kidney ' Pills. ' iamfghék’ Eggnédgfegef tiff?" 0; “Mamie came very near having 1 s . 8 d ' “V196, her stern father get hold of a book plocur? 3’ ’30}? an .was surpnsed that has her admirers’ pictures.” to notice the 1mmediate effect the “HOW did she do it n Plain] glad on lt’le gres'l k1 tused “When he asked her what vol- “1’96 0.x” on 3" an. .8‘3 ep 313' unie she was so much interested in, plying it each. evening before rc- She told him it was her .him: tiring I could see how the sores book )1 ' were being cleaned and dried up. This improvement continued until For onumam, mm mm... lnrnises.d5pr;.ms, , b \ _ cm 9 uals the famous od reins y art! my face was clearediof so; s com 111;; visquafilnkiuar. Keep a hqme “pays 0,, . I. " J - ‘ up, r00 06 60 pletely Z‘tm Buk is CPI‘tllllly a hand, M u” at h kChillsaudbreakup marvellous balm.” Colds. At alldruxgists. Zam-Buk is a sure cure for cold . I” r sores, chapped hands, frost bites, His PHILOSOPHX' ulcers, blood-poisoning, varicose The Sageâ€"After 40 years 0" mar- sores, piles, scalp sores, ringworm, ried life I’ve made up inc mind it inflamed patches, rbabies’ eruptions doesn’t matter how often a man an and chapped places, cuts, burns, his wife disagrees, as long as he bruises and skin injuries generalâ€" don’t, let her know it. ly. All druggists and stores sell at only one "BROMO qummE" 50c. box, or post free from Zam- i ATWB BR0 0 “NINE Look Buk 00.. Toronto, upon receipt of T3338“ B§?§,yum o! .' g _ G min. 6503?; ______________________â€"â€"-â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"-" LEARN THE BARBER TRADEâ€"NEW systemâ€"constant practiceâ€"careful instruc- iouâ€"a few weeks’ complete courseâ€"tools free. Gi‘adnatcsl cam twelve to oiglitoon dollar's weekly. Write for catalogue. Molar Barber College, 221 Queen East, Toronto, ~ Rock Mills, Grey Co., Ont., Feb. 13 (Special)â€"“I must say Dodd’s Kidney Pills worked won- ders in my case,” says Mrs. Stephâ€" en Roy of this place. “I suffered with Inflammatory Rheumatism in my right arm, and though I tried several remedies the swelling in- creased and was very painful. My hands and limbs were also badly Swollen. “I got a doctor and he helped me, but the swelling never entire- ly left. He said it was because my heart was weak. Then I decided to try Dodd’s Kidney Pills and, as I said before, they worked wonders.” Rheumatism of any kind is caused by disordered Kidneys failing to Eifperienccd, with best re aronces for n. l W A N D Duck Martill. Must“. : , able to train dog's Re ' I , . ply in first in t “Site to 1 h)s. fluid 911,73 Adelaide \Vi’llfigdnttil L.‘ ANGER, Tumors. Lumps. etc. Internal and external. cured without pain by our home treatment. Write us before too late. Dr. Bellman Medical Co., Limited. Cnll in gwond. Ont. flftltlt tiltit FOB POWER RENth hid-Aldflfi ____.._..â€"- strain the uric acid out of’the t. '. u _ ' 2 v t_ ' ‘- l n . 0 di 0 Day. blood- .Dodd’s Kidney P1115 cure it eheiti-fiiagiiigmiiigiga till: digilidiits gilded. Try zm Buk soap ' 25“ .m’dm’ “mi...” "° FOB LIGHTING- :firCIllIISg thy: gildfiiys' Tklmy. also of all Europe and from time to time >12..â€" TIâ€"IE REASON. Bis-r mncflmfis' MOST ECONOMIC“ I. 6 W63: ear " ma In ure - y . ' ' , ' - . . blood and lessening) that (figpah’s affixing: “011d by his sensuality GOOD, IN SPITE OF HIMSELF. Restaurant lPl‘EpI‘fglc/glgfiofliglé ' I OPERATION V Work 0f Propelling the b1°°d When Abdul was sent to the villa. “What sort of a speech did he were? m“¥10mdi§s 03: leave? lill' thlgoglfiillsl’hfiigfgdj '19.“ 1 at Salonika, his suite, which was al- make at the banquet ” 57613:: 01,314 was pardoned. LIMITED ' e‘ 1 s on cure ' . “' z . ‘ ._'â€"â€"â€" y lowed to accompany him, was com Nob bld He was allowed only 99,101 Queen st. 5,, Toronto three minutes to talk, you .knOW-n Minard's Linlmont Cures colds, etc. THE EXPLANATION. Hykerâ€"What do you mean by g Shortleigh orn- atrimonial sea in the Kidneys, but they always do that. And with healthy Kidneys ion can’t have Rheumatism, Lumâ€" ago, Heart Disease, Dropsy or Bright’s Disease. ' -â€"â€"-â€"-â€"â€"'X' “Gentlemen,” said the candidate, “I am hereâ€"â€"-” “So am I,” shouted a voice. “Ah!” said the candidate, suavely, “but you are not all there!” ‘ posed of three Sultanas, or full wives, four Cadines, or» inferior Wives; five. Eu’fa‘s’ or lady house" The Foe of Indigestionâ€"Indiges- keepers priVileged to go out of the tion is a common ailment and few harem, two P1111095: 1?“ daughter are free from it. It is a. most disâ€" saying that you“ “Pd “me servant's' Th“ really Ewe tressing complaint andxoften the barked-on the In hlm the allowance 0: twelve le'es' suffering attending it is most se- the steerage‘l . as vorc. The very best remedy is Par- Pykcrâ€"Wcll, you see his salary is TRY MURINE EYE. REMEDY .. : ~x ~ ,’ , melce’s Vegetable Pills taken ac- only $7 2: Week- “ ‘h ’l :l’ "‘5 “"' m , Watery Eyes cording to directions. They rectify «. . . u N. huh the irregular action of the stomach d W k w cute 1 do” “"5 '- fmf‘, ° ' and restore health action. For for Be ’ 9““ ' “W the throat and lumi- 35 ‘°"‘" mwv years they has; been a stand_ and GrunniatedEyelids. Murine Doesn’t v Smartâ€"Soothes Eye Pain. Druggista “d 1’8me for dyspepsia and indi’ Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c, ‘ ;' ‘1 Fire, Lidhtnind a” Rust and Storm Proof ' Durable and Ornamental let us know the site of any roof you are thinking of covering and“ ' g; will make you an Interesting offer. I Put up In 81 Yarl Rollo. The famous "The a L” Menthol Planters, which cure lumbago, ackaeho, sciatica. neuralgia, etc, are always put ‘p in one yard rails for physician: and family use. avis do Lawrence 00.. Montreal- . fiefmm 8”” highly “teamed for 500, $1.00. Murine Eye Salvo in 9“ q‘uhtlm- Aseptic Tubes, 25c, $1.00. Eye Books and Eye Advice Free by Mail. . Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. Haroldâ€"â€"“What a bright girl Eva. is. ,She seldom opens her month without pearls dropping therefrom.” Blancheâ€""Where did ‘ you get that idea? Have her teeth been falling out again?” If you get the worst of it try to make the best of it- FEMININE ECONOMY. Mrs. Knickerâ€"The lobster she ate cost her a hundred dollars in doc~ tors’ bills. Mrs. Bookerâ€"And she only ate it to keep it from going to waste. ‘ NOT AT ALL. “Did that young man kiss you, I last night rl” asked the stern 121-- l 5:: cnt. “Well, now, do you suppose ulnard‘s Llnlniem Cures Diphtheria. An on Without Alcohol.â€"-Some oils and many medicines have alco- Being unselfish is a virtue some people try to dispense with. ' b03131? 3' llr'omilflent ingf‘edient- {Iii he came all the way up here Just “mind If on are a, sufferer from colds 3‘} 1010115 mlng “38 0 'Slx ease“ 13' to hear me sing 2” retorted the ff X‘ get a}: bottle of Bicklc’s Anti_con_ Oils compose. the famous_ Dr. Tho- him WIRSIQW’S Soothing daughter. ’ ’7 v sumptive and test as quai- mas’ 011s and were is no “are raiser assassins . 8“ MPEG- . ~ " - aI'lcohol in it, so effects are Ml " 0 or a“ ‘ ‘ ‘Viee mothers “,ho knOW the vir‘ 'tlir-fit'é‘iiili'n‘:¢:?.Efli‘f:93\xfi“v£§3;i.wuf‘é i. TEETHING. with PERB‘ECgufllCCESS. Ila BOOTH?” ties. It Will be found that no praise Slums “1 mm bestowed on it is too high. It does all that is claimed for it. and does it thoroughly. Do not take any subâ€" stitute for Bickle’s. because it is the best. having stood the test of years. 'All the best dealers sell it. Eli C III. FOFTE‘IS the min-cl; “flab static. and is the best remedy to: hues of Mother Graves’ Worm Ex- DIARRHGA. Sold by Druzzlsts in 'overy part of tho . world Be sure and ask {oi-"Mrs. Winslow s Soothing ternnnator always [have it at hand l n . l. . r .-a .t . gmfuia’ii‘ft‘imxdo Ehidh‘oogcrxid 1:34:31; because It. proves its value hmofloth. 908. Serial Numbarlwl, - AN OLD AND WELL TRIED 'BEMEDY._ _ _ AS A REMINDER. \ , _ T. BA]? CASE' . His Vt ifeâ€"Johii, do you. remem_ “My Wife faints on the slightest her what took place‘ just three provocation.” years ago toâ€"day’l “What do you use to resuscitate Her Husbandâ€"What! Is this lasting. There is do medicinal oil compounded that can equal this oil in its preventive and healing pow- er. ,_â€"â€"â€" Employee~8ir, I’d like a raise. I’ve just married andâ€"-â€" Employer -â€"80 you want more money for your wife? Employeeâ€"No, s‘"; I want it for myself. She knows just what _..__--â€"- If you can’t be clever, you can at least be quiet. Stowe Polish Mlnard's Llnlment cures Distemper. I’m getting now, you see. her?” . 0111‘_Wedding anniversary? a. “The last time it took a sealskin His Wifeâ€"Nâ€"no. Three years ago 'An lnharltnnoo ofweaklungsiss.serionshandl- coat.” ' to-day you bought me a, new hat - ensures no hard work and ___..__â€"- up, but Allen’s Lung Balsam, taken at the mag Bignoi a. cough will gisuro immunityl from thisl dangerous defect. on't trifle th cure-ails. LONELY OUT 01“ PRISON. no dirty work. No messing or mixing. A handy paste in a generous can. A few rubs, and you have a Splendid finish that lasts and stands the heat. The best preparation for polish. ing stoves, pipes, grates and ironwork. If your dealer does not carry "Black Knight” Stove Polish in stock, send us his name and ice, and we'will send a full size tin by return mail. A Sure Corrective of Flatulenc y MINARD’S LINIML‘NT C0,, LIMITED. EWheitiOthe filnd;g:?:§wfsooodfihessig some tiine ago I had a bad attack of OvGradyfluAn) whv do you waanh t e . 8 max: 1 ' _ _g " ’ Qumsy which laid me up for two weeks ‘ ‘ causmg pains and oppressmn 1n the and cost me a lot of money. ' ' tâ€" hirrt’l” Finneâ€" . . . , , . to Sfâ€"ltl‘sye‘; “315$ God is it to stomachic region. The belchmgpr Finding the lump again forming in mi' gan m ’ ‘ ' g cructation of these gasesis offenswe “"03" l bathed "66‘! W1"! MWARD’S me now, whim lave me new job iv1 , LINIMENT, and saturatinga cloth with l and the only way to prevent them the liniincnl left it on all night. ni ht watchman an’ slope in th’ , dagy boimes 2,, ! p is to restore the stomach to proper Ne,“ morning the swelling was gone aetlon- Parr-melee S vegetable P1113 and I attributed the warding off of an at- Will do this. Simple directions go lack of Ouinsy to the free use of MIN- PiLes CURED IN 6 To :4 DAYS , , Your drugglst will refund money it PAZO omi- With each packet and a course of A1341) SIINIMENT- G. F. WORDENI ME‘IT fa! sto cure any case of Itching, Blind, ' ' _ Bloiding or Protruding Piles in 6 to 14 days. 50c. thin“ taken Systematlca'ny 15 car St, John_ tain to effect a. cure. So 110 Asks Judge to Send Him Back Again. A man turned up in Chicago the other day who, it is believed. is trying to break into prism. Why '2 Because he likes it. William Robertson stood up and told J udgc Kavanagh that he had spent 32 years of his 67 years be- hind prison walls. This .is not counting the months he has laid in county jails awaiting trials. "Judge, I spent 26 years in Jol- M d I 1 . h T m h ‘ - let prison,” he told the court. “I a“ ”‘ ‘0 “"5 0m W0“ “1' g b . . - . _.__â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"-â€"-â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"~ THEREDAHEY co.,unirm, more that when I left it last time ry up and propose. .EtheljBut I 1 iéiab yulndivulual (to painter up EXECUTIONARY. _, “gunman. 33 I would never. go back. But, some_ tâ€"hiliulghttymi didn t like hing. fIll/{laud ad :07} 111,? you 1e dropping your Dinerfiuwaiter, kindly remove Mam: q/Mefamm t«,,-,.,..S,mpomh. fe 1m. comes (mm. me (on -. want to get r1 0 im. 13am a Oi 61 me. Painterâ€" . ,, -... how’ the 'e g - ‘ “\Vell vou’re badly in need of '1. ans egg' W that I want to sleep there again. ’ ~ ‘ Waiterâ€"“What shun I do with it, _ , , H Politicmnâ€" I want to talk to Allen's lung Balsamin which moi-oi: no opium, coat of some sort.” euros sore throat and sore inn 5, as it allays the inflammation and ride you 0 the mucous that stops up the air passages. 250, 500, $1.00 bottles. sir ‘l” . . Dinerâ€":“I think you’d better Anyway the railroad engineer gets wring its neck 1” a. run for his money. you, sir, about a remark you made concerning me in your paper. You called me a political jobber, sir!” Newspaper Manâ€"“Yes, it was a very annoying printer’s error, and I promptly discharged the compost- tor.” Politicianâ€"~“Ah! Then yoq didn’t mean to call me a ‘jobber’ '1’ Newspaper Manâ€"“No, sir. I wrotI ‘robber’ very distinctly.” Prison ain’t such a bad place to be unless you got a grudge. You get good grub and you’re treated square. I ain’t got any folks, nor any friends, nor any home. “I’ve been in so many prisons that I guess that I’m a pretty good udgo of ’cm. I like Joliet the best. ‘bcy treat you real white there. The world’s a cold place for a man like me, and thoughts of Joliet kinder make me homesick. I don’t wantcr go to the poorhouse.” _.â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€" Vegetables are best relished when they are fresh, but it is different with young men. When Holloway’s Corn Cure is applied to a corn or wart it kills the roots and the callosity comes out without injury to the flesh. HISTORY VS. NONSENFE. Little Robbie came home one day. considerably agitated over a ques- tion that had come up in school. Rushing into the house he demand- ed of his father: = ‘ “Say, pa, who was Demosthe- nes ” Robbie’s papa was' one of thoso‘ individuals who was dissatisfied with the general trend of modern cduCa- l tional methods, and frowned on the so-called frills and frivolities inâ€" jested into the classroom work. “Demosthenes,” he answered There’s always room at the top â€"-and still more at the bottom. Mlnard's Llnlment Cures Garget In Cows. ,.____â€"-- HAD DONE HER BEST. His wife had been doing a shop- ping stunt. * “How much did you spend to- ” , ‘ I: "â€" day l” asked her husband. I “’15” you d lend me your “Fifty-four dollars and nineteen whistle,” said wec Tommy to his cents,” she rep}ied_ mtgr’s young gmm- "1’11 take care “01-1. was that all?” he queried, a; it.” “Whistle?” cried young somewhat ironically. DrarltY- “1 have SOt “0-Whi5tle, “Yes,” answered the other half ll‘ommy-” ".01" yes: You have,” of the matrimonial combine with an frommy petalst’ed! ” ,Callse daddy injured air, “that was all I 11214; .” pays you’re much too fond of wetâ€" _ (ting it.” “He used to complain because " lhe never got what he wanted to , lea -” “Ye-q, but he’s l‘iCll .UOW-n sharply, “was one of the early kings & “Yes and now he complains be- of Egypt. I don’t see why the: nigh “on. cofl'h. cnna colds. 1:. cause he never wants what he gets schools don’t cut out some of their '. “m, w, "a, “mm m D. L w r. " “a ' ' ' ' 25 “m ’tO ell-t4" nonsense and teach history.” lional Drug a chcmlcal cog Torin‘fh‘.“ A It PW ' ' ywy4gks'3472y v‘ “ink-'6‘?” ‘Nc’MM «1 «MI»: :9 2-401. 1 -"’~“~:‘""€" .. w r- ,. - ‘W" x-vic-w-s:.‘." M: er-d,» ‘ h! ‘x- «3‘ r . an“; x b“... < my:- on u, “~' ~\‘~»~= .s. 0». ~v- ‘2, â€" . 7.. p ....\,, his . «.,_,.~,..‘>._. â€"-WV“ ._ cynic: N\ 'x‘ ~..‘