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_- ‘_fi_‘___________â€"â€"â€" Tlisiut won" m THOUSANDS ‘WHO CAN SAY “DODD’S KID- NEY PILLS MADE ME WELL!” â€"â€" illrs. Louis Delorme who was always tired and nervous and suffered from Backachc, tells how she ilound a cure. . St. Rose du Lac, Man., April 3 i(Special)â€"The story of Mrs. Louis gDelorme, a well known and highly ‘respected resident of this place, is identical with that of thousands of other women in Canada. It is all the more interesting on that‘ ac- count. She was tired, nervous and worn out. Dodd’s Kidney Pills cured her. “I suffered for five years from Baekache and too frequent urina- tion, which destroyed my sleep,” Mrs. Delorme states. “My head would ache, and I was always tired and nervous. My limbs were heavy, and I had a dragging sensation across the loins. Dodd’s Kidney Pills made me well. I used in all ten boxes, but they fixed me up.” Thousands of other Canadian women who have not used Dodd’s Kidney Pills are in just the condiâ€" tion Mrs. Delorme was in before . she used them. Thousands of others who were in that condition and who used Dodd’s Kidney Pills, are now .well and strong. " We learn from the experiences of :others, and those experiences teach {us that the weary and worn wo- imen of Canada can find relief in ,Dodd’s Kidney Pills. >i< NO NEED TO. A man entered a confectioner’s shop and called for a lemonade. He drank it, and was about to walk out, when the landlord stopped him. ' u _ “Here, sir,’ he cried, “you haven’t paid for that drink you had i” . “What’s that you say i” asked 'the customer. “I said you haven’t paid for that lemonade.” “Did you pay for it “Certainly I did!” “Well, then, what’s the good of both of us paying for it?” ) p) Requisite on the Farm.â€"â€"Every farmer and stock-raiser should keep a supply of Dr. Thomas’ Eclectric Oil on hand, not oiily as a ready remedy for ills in the family, but ' because it is a horse and cattle medicine of great potency. As a substitute for sweet oil for horses and cattle affected by colic it far surpasses anything that can be ad- ministered. »x. . DANGER IN CLEANLINESS. ,___. Odd Opinion of Distinguished Lon- don l’hysician. v Somewhat novel views of the sub- ject of bacteriology and hygiene were advanced by Sir Almroth \Vright, M.D., F.I{.S., 111. an ad- dress recently. There was a belief, he said, that by washing, people washed off mi- crobes. \Ve did take off a certain amount of microbes, but we also de- stroyed the protective skin, which was all around our bodies, like the tiles of a house. If one had a skin like a tortoise, microbes would nevâ€" er get through. To have a tui'kish bath was to take away one’s horny protection. A great deal of washing increases the microbes of the skin, he declarâ€" ed, so he did not think cleanliness was to be recommended as a hy- genic method. ‘ . \Vith regard to the belief that in cases of consumption. fresh air would make things right, he asked why it was this principle only ap- plied to tuliercular disease. He :held it to he dreadful superstition. fiTlie whole doctrine of fresh air re- ‘quired to be revised. Ilich people, he asserted. sur- ',rounded themselves with all sorts {of luxury, and took absolutely no iinterest in getting rid of the ini- KING AND SPORT. Has No Hankering After Reputa- tion of Being 3 Sporting Man. Although King George intends to bestow his formal encouragement upon the social aspect of the Turf, it is an open secret at the Court that he does not mean to elevate the sport of horse-racing to a supreme place in his personal in- terests. King George is afirm be- liever in physical recreations for the nation at large. He desires to make it clear that, so far as he is concerned, personal effort in re- creation deserves a higher place in the estimation of the people than mere attendance at spectacular sports. He is“, very proudâ€"and does not hesitate to say so to his in- timatesâ€"of the title of “sports- man,” but he has no hankering af- ter the reputation of being a “sporting man.” While, there- fore, he will go down to Epsom for the summer meeting, and drive from Windsor to Ascot in tradition- al state, King George intends to give every special encouragement" to other forms of sport as oppor- tunity serves. >X‘__.â€"___.. BAGDAD FROM A DISTANCE. â€"â€" Oriental City Looks Its Best "From ' Afar Oil. Those of us who can think of Bagâ€" dad only as the magnificent city of. Haroun-al-Raschid can hardly be expected to welcome the new inter- national railway scheme. Let Bag- dad remain forever inaccessible, except in dreams. But should the worst happen to Bagdad and the tomb of Zobeide become the shrine of British tourists the old city will have to undergo a few repairs. For it is safe from neither plague nor food. In one of the disasters of the last cenury the plague carried off 4,000 people daily for many days, and jealous Tigris overflowed its banks and destroyed several thous- and houses and drowning 15,000 people. Like most Oriental cities, Bagdad looks her best from a dis- tance. You miss the filthy, narrow streets, where two horses can hard: ly walk abreast, and behold a vision of luxuriant date groves, out of which rise little islands of green domes and graceful minarets. In the days of its splendor the East India Company maintained in the ancient city of the Caliphs a Resi- dent, with a generous establish- ment; nowadays we are content with the usual modest Consular ser- viceâ€"London Chronicle. *_._.,_._._ 5b] oil’s Cm quickly Mops coughs. cures colds. heal) the throat and Ian I 0 I - 25 cents. HIS CONGE. Resturant Proprietorâ€"“So you were in your last place for three years. Why did you leave?” New Chefâ€"“I was pardoned.” Mâ€" A pleasant medicine for children is Mother Graves’ Worm Extermin- ator, and there is nothing better for driving worms from the system. Many a man who is willing to be . a scoundrel would object to being called one. PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS Your drug lab will refund money if PAZO OIN'I'- MENT fai nto cure any case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles in 6 to 14 days. 50c. Vocal teachers are always howl- ing about their work. The Best Liver Pill.â€"~The action 10f the liver is easily disarranged. A sudden chill, undue exposure to the elements, over-indulgence in some favorite food, excess in drink- ing, are a few of the causes. But whatever may be the cause, Parmeâ€" lee’s Vegetable Pills can be relied upon as the best corrective that can be taken. They are the leading liver pills and they have no su- periors among such preparations. PASSED ON. Mr. Lammemwell believed that "to spare the rod spoilt the child, there- fore he kept in a certain closet a leather strap with which he admin- istered punishment to his offspring when they committed any misde- meanor. , A few days ago he had occasiofi to need the strap, but it was miss- lcrobes that surrounded them. He infâ€"Y from its "5111}1 Place: and a had been in consultation with twen- I thorough Search of the entire house ty-one doctors around a rich inan’s'f‘dilCd to discover it. bed, and none of them knew any~~ ‘thing about him. .â€"-â€" ‘1‘ I coudhs. cure. colds. haul. muddy 33°!” ,, . . 23 cents. lim (lime! and Inuit 'A girl’s idea of a hero is a young Farm who asks her father for her foul._ycm._om Tommy. a . shah cm Then he of- lfered a reward of five cents to whomsoever of his olive. branches could tell him what had become of the lost article. “Gimme the iivc cents,” cried “I know where it is.” ' When the coins were safely stow- ed away in his trousers" pocket he said, with much pride: “I gave it to Willie Wilkin’s fa- ther.” CUTTING ! Private Doolan, the regimental barber, wasvwell knewn for his carelessness. One day, while shav- ing Pat Dougherty, he had the mis- fortune to cut his patron’s cheek to remember - you need a remedy for COUGHS and COLDS THE HOMEMAKER. , . several times. "You say you 01103 had 3 home 2" Pat took all these gashes in grave “Data’s What I hard.” answered silence, but when the shave was PIOdding Eete- . over he walked over to his water- “Why chdn’t you do something bottle, which he had filled Wlth to make your folks comfortable and water, took a. mouthful, and, with happy 7” compressed lips, proceeded to shake “1 did- I 18W” his head from side to side. ”" “What’s the matter? You ain’t Mlnard’s Llnlment Cures Burns. Etc. got the toothache 2n asked the bar_ ber. “Whist! I was only trying if my mouth would hold water without leaking!” replied Pat. Willieâ€"“Mummie, will it hurt to have this tooth out ‘1” Mrs. Slim- sonâ€"“Naturally; but it will be so sudden that you vyion’t have time to thinkâ€"just a quic turn, and it will _ _ - ..-__.. .. 7--.. ‘ be allover.” Willieâ€"“H’mâ€"that’s LOW C‘fiofifig 18311310 THE all that could happen to me if I ' had my head pulled off?” ,â€" North Western _ Line, daily from March 10th to April 10th from all points in Canada. Personally conducted California ’tours in Pullman tourist sleeping cars on through trains leave Chi~ cage Tuesdays and Thursdays of each week. Pullman tourist sleeping cars daily. For full particulars apply to B.’ H. Bennett, General Agent, 46 Yonge Street, Toronto, Ont.; F. H. Terry, Travelling Agent, Toronto, or S. A. Hutchinson, Manager Tours Dept, 212 Clark The merits of Bickle’s Anti-Con- sumptive Syrup as a sure remedy for coughs and colds are attested by scores who know its power in giving almost instant relief when the throat is sore with coughing, and the ‘whole pulmonary region disordered in consequence. A hot- tle Of this world-famed Syrup will save doctor’s bills, and a great deal of suffering. Price 25 cents, at all dealers. v W MEANT WELL. The old folks had had three days together. “You have a pretty place here, John,” remarked the guest on the morning of his departure.. “But it looks a bit bare yet.” . “Oh, that’s because the trees‘are so young,” answered the host com» fortably. “I hope they’ll have grown to a good size before you come again.” GURED OF LAME BACK WHEN 84. Mr. Samuel Martin, of Strathroy, Ont.. passed twenty years of his life in misery, suffering tortures from lame back. He tried nearly all advertised remedies and household recipes, but received no bene- fit from any of'them. Some months ago, seeing Gin Pills ad- vertised, Mr. Martin purchased a box. The relief which Mr. Martin experienced after he had taken one box, was so great that he knew he had found the right remedy at last. He used two more boxes and is now completely cured. 5°C 3. box, 6 for $2.50. At all dealers. Free sample if you write National Drug and Chemical Co., (Dept. W.L.), Toronto. If a man succeeded in discovering perpetual motion he probably St., Chicago, Ill. fâ€"uâ€" WHY? WHAT? ' Why was the dumb waiter re- turned? Because it didn’t answer. Why is the letter W like scandal? Because it makes ill will. Why is a' fisherman’s the most profitable business ’2 It is all net profit. ____________.__â€"â€"â€"-â€"-â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"â€"- I was cured of Acute Bronchitis by MINAltD’S LINIMENT. ’ Bay of Islands. J. M. CAMPBELL. I was cured of Facial Neuralgia by MINARD’S LINIMENT. 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Sold by Drugc‘lsts in every part of the world Be sure and ask tor“hlrs. Winslow s Soothing Syrup."and take no other kind. Twenty-five cents a. bottle. Giamteed under the Food and Drugs Act, June 30th. 1900. Serial Number 1008. AN OLD AND WELL TRIED REMEDY. Unfortunately the chap who is always shooting off his mouth nev- er runs short of ammunition. Mlnard's Llnlment for sale everywhere. Lots of people pose as peaeemak- ers because of the opportunity it affords them to butt in. Corns cause much suffering, but Holloway’s Corn Cure offers a speedy, sure, and satisfactory re- lief. THE unison. “How did you ever happen to call your little daughter Dagmar?” “My wife found after careful in- quiry that it was about the‘only thing we could call the little one without running the risk of naming her after some relative of mine.” ISSUE NO. 14â€"11. Papa isn’t wealthy'now. He lost all his money last week on the Stock Exchange.” Persistent Cal- lerâ€"“That doesn’t make any dif- ference, Miss Flosser. I know it already. I’m one of the fellows who got his money.” Comfort for the Dyspepticâ€"There is no ailment so harassing and exâ€" hausting as dyspepsia, which arises from defective action of the stomach and liver, and the victim of it is to be piti-ed. Yet he can find ready relief in Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills, a preparation that has estab- lished itself by years 'of effective use. There are pills that are widely advertised as the greatest ever comâ€" pounded, but not one of them can rank in value with Parmelee’s. “Waiter!” called a diner, at a' club, “com-e here at once! Here’s a hook-and-eye in this salad!” “Yessah, yessah,” said the waiter, grinning broadly. “Dat’s a paht of do dressing, seh !” TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn’t Smartâ€"Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c, 50c, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes, 250, $1.00. Eye Books and Eye Advice Free by Mail. eMurine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. “You are a. sharp boy, Tommy.” “Well, I ought to be. 'Dad takes me into his study and strops me three or four times a week.” Mlnard’s Llnlmem Relieves Neuralgla. MOTHER KNEW. Motherâ€"“I’m afraid Gwendoline is setting her heart on that young Penniless.” Fatherâ€"“You think so 2” . Motherâ€"“I am almost sure of it. ' Fatherâ€"“Well, he is not a fit person for her to marry. He is as poor as a rat, and has no prospects. Something must be done to set her against him.” Motherâ€"“I have thought of that, 4. and have hit upon what I think is an excellent plan.” Fatherâ€"“Yes. What is it?” Motheré-“Wc must tell her that we want her to marry him.” Minard'o Llnlmem cures Dandrufl. ’7“ " The flavor, frag- rance and deli- ciousness of “- make it the favorite of all lovers of good tea. 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