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iSHE ulna mum HER unu GIRL loom BOUCHARD FOUND RE- LIEF IN DODD’S KIDNEY PILLS. â€"- ‘They cured her Daughter’s Kidney Disease and she tried them her- self, with the result that her backache and heart trouble are gone. ‘ Jonquieres, Chicoutimi Co., Que., Apr. 17 (Special).â€"Encouraged to use Dodd’s Kidney Pills by the fact that they completely cured her lit- tle girl of kidney disease, Danie Jos. Bouchard of this village, is satisfied she has at last found per- manent relief from the heart trou- ble and backache that have trou- bled her for so long. “Yes,” Dame Bouchard says, in an interview, “I am happy to tell you Dodd’s Kidney Pills have made me well. They completely cured my little girl, twelve years old, of kidney disease, so I made up my mind to try them for my backache and heart trouble. I have taken twelve boxes and feel sure that they will completely cure me.” Dodd’s Kidney Pills are doing a great work in this neighborhood. They have yet to find a case of kidney disease they cannot cure. Whether the disease takes the form of Backache, Lumbago, Rheuma- tism, Urinary Trouble or Bright’s Disease, it is all the same to Dodd’s Kidney Pills. They always cure it. ____..__,x,__.._..__ Timâ€"“Shure, the doctor says I’ve got tobaccy heart.” Sandyâ€" “Ye’re safe then, Tim. If it’s anyâ€" thing like so strong as the tobaccy ye smoke ut’ll shtand anything.” , Bickle’s Anti-Consumptive Syrup needs no recommendation. To all who are familiar with it, it speaks 'for itself. Years of use in the treatâ€" ;ment of colds and coughs and all {affections of the throat has unques- tionably established its place among the very best medicines for 'such diseases. If you give it a trial iyou will not regret it. You will find lit 25 cents well invested. , Mr. Bilkins (fiercely)â€"“I owe you a grudge, Mr. Wilkinsâ€"a grudge, sir; remember that!” Mr. ,Wilkins (coolly)â€"“Oh, that’s no- thing! I shan’t be alarmed, for I never knew you to pay anything you owed!” - For your own sake, don’t wait luntil it happens. It may be a headache, toothache, earache,_ or some painful accident. Hamlins lVVizard Oil will cure V it. Get a botâ€" ;tle now. r . : Raw beef bones should never be thrown away, for if broken into small pieces they will make some excellent stock. .â€"â€"_â€"_ | . ‘ Cheapest of all Oilsâ€"Consider- ing the curative qualities of Dr. ,Thomas’ Eclectric Oil it is the gcheapest of all preparations offer- ed to the public. It is to be found iin every drug store in Canada from coast to coast and all country mer- chants keep it for sale. So, being easily procurable and extremely moderate in price, no one should be without a bottle of it. ‘ COMPENSATION. Mr. and Mrs. Smith were both growing very plump; every effort to reduce their weight had proved fruitless, and their discontent with [their failure was pathetic. 9 “It is too bad!” said a mutual friend to a sympathetic physician. l“The Smiths are so fond of each 'other and used to be so graceful and slender when they were first marriec E” l “Ah, well!” replied the physici- ,an. “Think how much more they |are to each other now I” ‘ “Edward, I’m ashamed of you. - Bottom of a class of twenty-three younger boys! Disgraceful !” “But ' mother, it might have been worse.” “Worse, indeed ! How could it pos- sibly have been worse?” “There iglit have been more boys in the. lass.” Mr. Misfit (savagely)â€"“Before I arried you, was there any dodâ€" ering idiot gone on you '1” Mrs. . .isfitâ€"“There was one.” Mr. isfitâ€""I wish to oodness you’d mzrricd him!” rs. Misfitrâ€"“I In 51am; on SHOPPIN G IN BURMA. Requires An Eflort to Get the Shop Women to Show the Goods. You may walk through the mud- dy old markets of Rangoon for hours at a time or through the brand new bazaar at Mandalay without any of the salespeople taking the slightest notice of you as a possible purchaser of their, wares, says Blackwood’s Magazine. 5 The dear little ladies sit cross-leg-i ged upon long tables in front of the 1 high cupboards containing their, goods. They are placidly smoking or chatting or painting their faces or braiding their hair. They are not attending to business in the least. ' - If the European is conspicuous- ly dressed or presents a figure which the Burman, with his finely train-ed sense of humor, considers at all ridiculous then a gay ripple of laughter passes along the stalls, and then, indeed, the would-be customer is noticed; but otherwise the tourist is .an object of no inter- est whatever. It requires a great effort to get a Burmese shop Woman (they are nearly all women) to show you 1161’ silks, and when at last she has spread her merchandise broadcast upon the table and you are revel- ling in the illusion that you are livâ€" ing in the middle of a rainbow, with a chance of holding fast to some of its colors, she Wlli ask her price (which is seldom more than one rupee too much) and will stick to it like glue. ' She is an indolent lady in many ways who loves a quiet life, and she has determined that her most profitable "course is not to haggle in the market place. So you may make up your mind that bargaining racti-ce in Burma, however valu- able they may be elsewhere. '1‘ HOW THIN FOLKS . CAN GET PLESHY. _ Accidental Discovery Gives Startling Resultsâ€"Puts Flesh on Thin People and Bounds Out Im- perfect Figures. New Simple Prescription Given. ~.â€".. For womenâ€"and men, too, for that mat-. terâ€"who can never appear stylish with' anything they wear, because of abnor-l mal thinness and angularity, this re-' markable prescription is destined to solve the problem. As a. beauty maker for the figure it is simply wonderful while it adds brightness to the eyes, and color to the chee s and lips. It requires no par-. ticular dieting, but acts as an aid to nature by its peculiar action on the nerves and blood supply. The blood and nerves distribute over the body all the nourishment or flesh building elements obtained from the food. The trouble With thin peogle has always been that they do not a sorb or retain enough“ the fleshy matter to make them ain in weight. even to a normal extent: ut this new discovery of blending certain harm- e and forty clan- less drugs is a revelation to scienc hundreds have gained from ten to pounds in a few weeks. There is no ger of becoming too fat. When you get the right weight then sto usmg. The general health an strength is greatly improved in an one from the age of sixteen to sixty. omen soon get lump, With well rounded arms and full net, and men become straight, strong- looking and healthy. In a half pint bottle get three ounces of essense o pepsin and three ounces syrup rhubarb. Then _add one ounce compound essence cardiol, shake and let stand two hours. Then add one ounce tincture cadomene compound (not carde- mom). Take a teaspoonful before and after meals, and weigh before beginning. >l‘ Dumleyâ€"“I’m sure if you acâ€" cepted me I’d make you a. good husâ€" band.” Miss Brightlyâ€"“That’s out of the question, but I’m sure I’d make you a good husband if I accepted you.” __ r. Sleeplessness.â€"â€"-Sleep is the great and persuasion are useless arts to Graves, W REMEMBER FISHIS for COUGHS to (201.05 “ PECIALISTS ADTICE FREE. Consult 3., us in regard to any disease. Lowest rices in drugs of all kinds. russes fltcoel by mail. Send measure- ment. Glasses fitted by age. Write to-day for anything sold in first-class drug stores to Dr. Bellman, Collingwood, Out. ltY Il’amlnilifiil‘. 'F you have a small or large sum to invest, you should not fail to buy now this wonderful seaport railway ter- Wc can prove W. 13.0. in minal of the Last West. our reliability. Write us to-daY. L. BICK, A1.104 Broad Street. Victoria, CLEANING LADIES‘ WALKIRG as some suns Can be done perfectly by our French proccn. Try it] Eritish American Dyeing 00. Montreal. Toronto, Ottawa and Quebec. Father (to lazy son)â€"-â€"“I can’t imâ€" agine how you can dislike work; to me it’s real enjoyment.” Sonâ€"â€" “Yes, father, but I don’t want to give myself up wholly to plea- sure!” ,-__\. Sweet and palatable, Mother orin Exterminator is acâ€" ceptable to children, and it does its work surely and promptly. WORDS OF WISDOM. A judge who is never worth criti- cism is probably never worth any- thing at all. The bad writing of signatures is affectation of the worst form. Beware of that terrible expres- sion, “I keep myself to myself.” A self is not worth much if it is kept to itself. The busier a man is, the better able is he to throw his energy into other work. A very little originality goes long way. In our busy present we are apt to forget our past and those who helped to make it for us. It is easier to give a direct nega- tive answer than a plausible .eva- sive one. The man who dodges the proâ€" blems of life often has a better time than the man who tries to solve them. One of the greatest mischiefs of the present day is the spirit of 'go- as-you-please which prevails. a Mistressâ€"“And why did you leave your last situation '2” Applicantâ€"- “I was discharged, ma’am.” Mis-I tressâ€"“Discharged Then I’m afraid you won’t suit me. What were you discharged for?” Appli- cantâ€"“For doing well, ma’am.” Mistressâ€"“Why, what do you mean? Where was your last place?” Applicantâ€"“In the hosâ€" pita-l!” ’ Care 1 Id c c r:th cums Colds hell. 3:11.31»; 133$“. ' - - - as‘cem. “Now,” said the physician, “you will have to eat plain food and not stay out late at night.” “Yes,” re- plied the parent, “that is what I restorer and to be depnved 0f it 1-8 have been thinking ever since you vital loss. cause of it, indigestion, nervous de- Whatever may be the sent in your bin.” rangement 01' mental worry, try 3: Mlnard's Llnlment for sale everywhere. of Parmelee’s Vegetable By regulating the action of course Pills. the stomach whereby the trouble you give me my character?” lies, they will restore normal con- tressâ€"“Certainly, Servantâ€"“Please, can Misâ€" but ma’am, Bridget ; ditions and healthful sleep will fol- what do you want it for? You are low. upon the nerves is unrest they bring rest. They exert a sedative force surely not going to leave me with- and where there out giving notice first?” Servantâ€" “Oh, you never fear, ma’am, I’m not thinking of leavmg you, but my Fortune-tellerâ€"“Your future hus- sister’s going into service, and she band will be tall, have dark com- wants the loan of it.” plexion, andbe very'wealthy.” The Callerâ€"~“Now, tell me another thing. How can I get rid of my present husband?” Mlnard’s Llnlmem Cures Dandruff. "I made my husband cross this afternoon,” said Mrs. Caller. “How was that ’2” queried Mrs. Hoâ€" mer. “He was on the opposite side of the street, and I beckoned him to come over,” explained the other. Only one "BROMO QUININE" That is LAXATIVE BROMO UININE. Look for the signature of E. W. G OVE. Used the World over to Cure 3. Cold in One Day. 25o v--.â€" Occasionally those little talk too much. . who say but ' m: In mu colds. he . m““ m" ' ' ‘ 35m Mlnard's Llnlmeni Relieves Neuralgla- THE MULES OF CHINA. North China is noted for rearing the best mules in the Middle King- dom. In Peking one will see mules quite as good in every respect as r ‘the Missouri and Kentucky pro- duct. The finest are employed by Chinese officials and other wealthy men to draw their “Peking carts.” These Peking carts have'becn un- 1til recently the onlyvehicle used .by the Chinese to correspond with Epleasure carriages in this country. [Now the more'progressive of' the 1wealthy Chinese are beginning to ,use modern carriages. The latter, :however, can only be used in city fstreets. The country roads are 5worse than any dirt road that can be found \in this country. and no carriage built could make a journey over them without breaking down. A Safe Pill for Sufferersâ€"There 'are pills that violently purge and fill the stomach and intestines with pain. Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills are mild and effective. They are purely vegetable, no mineral purâ€" gative entering into their compos1- tion and their effect is soothing and beneficial. Try them and be con- ivinced. Thousands can attest their great curative qualities because thousands owe their health and strength to timely use of this most excellent medicine. “Are you feeling very ill?” ask- ed the doctor. “Let me see your itongue, please." “What's the use, doctor 2” replied the patient. “No tongue can tell how bad I feel.” _____________._.â€"_â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€" I consider MINARD'S LINIMENT the BEST Liniment in use. _ I got my foot badly summed 'lately. I bathed it well with MINARDS LINI- MENT, and it was as well as ever next (la . y Yours very truly, T. G. McMULLEN. ____________________â€"â€"â€"â€" Mrs. Henpeckâ€"“Do you rememâ€" ber when and where we first met '2” Henpeckâ€"“Yes, it was on Friday, the thirteenth day of the'mOnth; it was at a dinner-party and there were thirteen at the table.” PILES CURED IN 6 T0 [4 DAYS Your druggist will refund mono ll PAZO OIN'l‘~ MENT fax Ito cure any case 0 Itching, BlindI Bleeding or l‘rotruding Piles in G to “days. 60c. Bad habits don’t seem so bad if they are yours. There may be other corn cures, but Halloway’s Corn Cure stands at the head of the list so far as re- sults are concerned. A man was groaning because of his aching teeth. “Why don’t you go to the dentist?” asked one of his friends. “Oh, I haven’t got the Inerve,” was the reply. "‘Never mind that,” replied the friend, “the identist will find the nerve all lright.” ., TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY i for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn’t Smartâ€"Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c, 60c, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes, 25c, $1.00. Eye Books and Eye Advice Free by Mail. fiMurlne Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. But the gossip crop is never a failure. Mlnard's Llnlment cures Burns. Etc. Mr. Baggieâ€"“Confound that tailor! These trousers are a mile too long.” Mrs. Baggieâ€"“How ,! much shall I turn them up Mr. Baggieâ€"-“About half an inch.” REST AND HEALTH T0 MOTHER AND CHlLD. MRS.\VIN5L0\V’S SOonNG SYRUP has been used for over SIXTY YEARS by MILLIONS of MOTHERS for their CHILDREN VVIIILE TEE’I‘HING, with PERFECT SUCCESS. It SOO’I‘HES the CHILD, SOFTENS the GUMS, ALLAYS all PAIN ; CURES WIND COLIC. and is the best remedy for DIARRHGEA. It is ab. solutely harmless. Be sure and ask for “Mrs. \Vinslow’s Soothing Syrup,” and take no other kind. Twenty-five cents a. bottle. PRACTICAL AIDS. Griddle Cakesâ€"All batter cakes are better baked on an ungreascd griddle, as they rise and keep their shape, and do not follow the grease. You will be rid of the disagreeable smoke and the odor of burning fat. Your griddle need not necessarily be of soapstone. If you have an old griddle and clean it thorough- ly, being sure to remove all burned fat or batter, it can be used in the above way. ‘two tablespoonfuls of melted butter is a greatimprove- ment to all. batter cakes. Old Gloves.-â€"-They cover your nail buffer nicely, and give a. high- er polish than the chamois skin. The ends of the old long glove make a fine jewelry bag by scwmg a deep hem at the top. And draw a n1!- row ribbon in so as to close and .open when needed. Mentholated.» "W Alleys Neuralgicl’ai llervousfieadaclie : Cold in Head. lZVasglineRemedies inTubes. 9? Carhphdflceborated. Carbolaied.Camphcraicd. "Whiteride of Zineetc. Eachfor special purposes. Write forFrceVaseline Bookie t‘ FARMS FOR KENT AND SALE. H. W. DAWSON, Ninety Golborne Street. Toronto. T does not matter what kind of a farm you are looking for it will my you to consult me as I have several undred farms on my list. EQIFTY ACRE FARMS from Two Thous- and Dollars up. .v______-__â€"â€"-â€"-â€"-â€" UNDRED ACRE FARMS from Three Thousand up. W0 HUNDRED ACRE FARMS Eight Thousand up. F11 BREE HUNDRED ACRE FARMS from Twelve Thousand up. from LBERTA. SASKATCHEWAN and MANITOBA LANDS, both improved and unimproved. You should see me be- fore going West. I \HREE TO TEN ACRE FRUIT FARMS from Twenty-five Hundred up. IFTEEN to TWENTY-FIVE ACRE FRUIT FARMS from Two Thousand 4. up. gEVERAL very fine fif’t k, Farms. Good value Twelve Thousand. Fruit to acre rom Eight F you have any kind of property to sell write me. W. DAWSON, _Ninety. Colborno '. Street, Phone Main {>990 Day; Nights and Holidays, 272 Wright Ave, Park 527. OR BALEâ€"450 acres wood land ideal 1;; F stock farm or game preserve. from;- ing with three bays onto Lake Bestoulc. Ontario. Fish and game abundant. . snap for cash. Apply T. H. Smith. Broadvlew, Sack. AGENTS WANTEB. ANVASSERS WANTED Weakly mm paidâ€"Alfred Tyler, London, Ontario. GEYNTS \VANTED.â€"$5.00 a day on . A. IVO experience needed. Sells o eight. Absolute necessity to farmers. Doc. work of thirty men. Pays for itself in one hour. Write to-day. MODERN MACH» INERY 00., (Dept. 5), Sarnia, Ont. ANTED REPRESENTATIVES, either sex, locally, on goods necessary a"! bread. Salary 2 dollars per day and com- missmn. Experience unnecessary. L. Nichols 00., Limited, Toronto. GENTS WANTEDâ€"A study of other Agency propositions convinc s u: that none can equal ours. You w'l al- ways regret it if r1you don't apply to: particulars to ravellers‘ Dept... 22 Albert St... Ottawa. MISCELLANEOUS ARM SCALES, s eclal price. Wilson's Scale Works, 9 splanade. Toronto. GGB FOR HATCHING. Red Ca tr,’ Buck Eyes, White. Barred loo 5, Black Minorcas. Write Geo. Pollock. Milton Heights, Ont. EARN THE BARBER TRADEâ€"NEW systemâ€"constant practice â€"â€" careful instructionâ€"a few weeks' complete course -â€"â€"tools free. Graduates earn twelve to eighteen dollars weekly. Writ for cats.- logue. Molar Barber College, 221 Queen East, Toronto. 0 ANGER, TUMORS, LUMPS, etc._ In. ternal and external, cured Without pain by c r home treatment. Write us before too ate. Dr. Bellman Medical 00., Limited, Collingwood, Ont. TON SCALE, Scale Works, OMEN WANTED to take orders in spare time, no experience neces‘ sary. Our lines especially used by mothers and girls. Apply Dept. A. Brit- isli Canadian Industrial Company. 228 Albert St... Ottawa. ‘HE Children's Memorial Hospital, Montreal, Que, is enlarging 'lts nursing staff, and is prepared to receive‘ applications from young women of good. education who are desirous of becoming trained nurses. Application forms Will be forwarded on request. Accepted appli- canto wlll be given a thorough training in“ all branches of nursing. Ad resa all com-' munications to Lady Superintendent. ‘1 ASKATOON WANTS AGRICULTUR~ L ISTS in all branclies._ Poultry farm- ers, market gardeners, dairy farmers and hog raisers are badly required. Prices are very high; demand great and supply trif- ling. ’ his is your opportunity. Bet- ter write for particulars to Commissioner. Board of Trade. Saskatoon. Saskatcheâ€" wan, Western Canada. Some men keep their religion in cold storage six days out of seven. “Perkins looks very happy these days.” "He has rear-on to be,” Brown replied. “After his Wife and children had been fitted out with their summer costumes, he found there was enough money left to buy a new straw hat.” SEecial price. Wilson's splanade, Toronto. ’ o to nopt. w. L. ms all grown ooq'rorouol