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Fenelon Falls Gazette, 1 Sep 1911, p. 7

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'I EEEEIELE EEEEE EE CHILDREN’S DEATHS .__. As every mother knows the death rate of little ones in Canada dur- coeds that. of any other season of the year. The reason for this is that the excessive heat brings on those dreaded troubles, cholera in- fantuin, diarrhoea, dysentery and other stomach and bowel com- .plaints. and with such little warning that often baby is beyond help before :the mother realizes he is ill. Dur- ing the hot summer months the mo- ther must be constantly on her guard to see that baby’s bowels are working regularly and his lit- tle stomach is kept sweet and pure. Baby‘s Own Tablets should always be kept in the home as they are the mother’s great-est friend. A dose new and then will prevent these troubles, or if they do come on sud- denly they will be quickly/banish- ed by the Tablets. The Tablets are sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a, box from The Dr. Williams’ Medicine Co., Brock- ville, Ont. _- -} TOO MUCH F A STRAIN. Grandpaâ€"“I am giving you this cent, Willie, because you have been a good little boy.” Willie â€"â€" “Yes, grandpa; but , don’t expect me to sit around like Sunday school all day again at the same price.” w...â€" Mlnard's Llnlment Cures Golds, Etc. GOOD RE: SON FOR IT. Mrs. Jabbeâ€"“Jones practically lives in his automobile.” ‘1 Mr. Jabbeâ€"“Has to; he' sold his home to buy it.” please M It is a fact beyond dispute that one packet of Wilson’s Fly Pads has killed a. bushel of house flies. 'This is more than could possibly be 'caught on three hundred sheets of sticky paper. All Druggists, Gro- cers and General Stores sell Wil- son’s Fly Pads. Be sure you get the genuine Wilson’s. .CONSOLING. Struggling Passenger (on railâ€" road train)â€"“This window' sticks :0 I can’t get it up.” , Conductorâ€"“Yes. 'swollen a little by the rain. be all right in a few days.” Wood is It’ll Mlnard's Llnlment Cures Garget In Cows. >I< WOMEN D0 ALL THE WORK. Papuan Man Does the “Protector” Act'Whilc She is Busy. Of the natives in Papua a travel- ler says: “When the natives are young they are quick to learn, and can be taught almost any kind of work, and even up to the time of their marriage they are willing to learn. After marriage their ambi- tion and intellectual development appear to cease, one of the reasons for this seems to be that the weâ€" man does most of the work, while the mannbeing the superior animal â€"-can see no necessity for further exertion. He plays the part of her protector to perfection; while she digs in the. garden he leans against a tree with his spear in his hand n lhis hand, apparently prepared to keep off intruders,‘ but really be- cause it is easier than doing the digging.’ - i - . A good way to bleach linen or dace is to put it into bowl or soapy ,water and set it out in the strong ,eunlight. If it be exposed to dirt and dust, place a glass over the bowl. M For regulating the bowels, invigorating the kidneys and stirring up the lazy liver Dr. Morsé’s Indian Root Pills have proved for over half a century, in ,every quarter of the. ' \world, absolutelysafe find most effective. 25¢. a box .~everywhere. 3’7. I . . ~ . -. .. »-. .mhâ€"a4mwmwmzzwwrmzj ‘- wNumeEmIe-ya. _.., ., w... . , .4.“ -3256». . in. .2, . ......;,..s2-,......... ing the hot- su’mmer months far‘CX- i court in Syria was astonished to hearl These Come on so quicklyl Man Tells of His Brother Dying Ccn-‘v tury and a Half Before i The presiding magistrate at a police- : a. witness, when asked if he had any; that he died 148 years ago. . I l Pressed for an explanation, witness- ; stated that he was the issue of a; | His father married . second marriage. his first wife in 1769, at the age ofi nineteen, and the following year thereil ,was born a son, who died when onlyl la few months old. The latter’s father; married again in 1820, at the age of}- seevnty, and witness was born the? year following. 2 Being eighty-nine years of age when. giving evidence, the interval since the3 death of the first child was thus ex: tended to over 140 years. ; Riding was a favorite diversion of; iaddition to this, he was a. good whip; 'and frequently drove a pair; lanother recreation in which ‘ dulged in the winter, when opportunity offered, was curling on the ice. *had also a great love. of animals. 3 Grace was an artist, and painted; cleverly in water-colors. tants of Keswick at one time ‘becamd quite accustomed to the sight of the, archbishop seated sketching on the; lestate of Fawe Park, which borders; the Derwentwater, and was rented by. Dr. Maclagan for his holidays, and; there are several admirable little works of his in existence. Dr. J. D. Kellogg’s Dysentery Cordial is prepared from drugs known to the profession as thor- oughly reliable for the cure of cholâ€" era, dysentery, diarrhoea, griping pains and summer complaint-s. It has been used successfully by me- dical practitioners for a number of years with gratifying results. If suffering from any summer comâ€" plaint itis just the medicine that will cure you. Try a bottle. It sells for 25 cents. GOOD REASON WHY. “\Vhy don’t you speak for yourâ€" self, John '2” asked Priscilla. “Because,” answered John, “I have not had a chance to get a word in cdgewise.” Fresh Supplies in Demand. â€"- Wherever Dr. Thomas’ Eclectric Oil has been introduced increase-d supplies have been ordered, show~ ing that wherever it goes this ex- cellent Oil impresses its power on the people. No matter in what la- titude- it may be found its potency is never impaired. It is put up in most portable shape in bottles and can be carried without fear of breakage. Mlnard's Llnimont Cures Diphtheria. LOGIC. “Earlie, why don’t you comb your hair '2” . “ ’Cause I ain’t got a comb.” “Well, why don’t you tell your mamma. to buy one ’2” “ ’Cause then I’d have to comb my hair.” It is better to avert a war than to fight and win; better to prevent sickness than to cure it. Keep a bottle of Hamlins Wizard Oil in the house and see how much suffering it saves. Probably most people think you are as foolish as you think they are. Corns are caused by the pressure of tight boots, but no one need be troubled with them long when so simple a remedy as Holloway’s Corn Cure is available. THE OLD STORY. every cent taken last night. Wok-e up hearing some one in the room. Reached under the pillow for my revolver, but didn’t shoot.” “Why didn’t you ’2” “I’d” probably be a widower if I had.” “Had “IT’S A WISE SON,” ETC. The. First Boy (sent to bed to await chastisement for bad behav- ior)â€"â€"Here’s" father coming up- stairs. I’m going to pretend I’m asleep. The Second Boy (in case similar to first, but wiser)â€"â€"I’m not; I’m going to get up and put’something on. Teacherâ€"“Johnny, can you tell me anything you have had to be thankful for in the past year?“ Johnny (without hesitation) â€" “Yessur.” Teaéher â€"- “Well, Johnny, what is it?” Johnny _â€"- .- “Why, when you broke your arm, LIEK wuH THE PAST brothers, reply that he had one, but i .‘ l 5 AN ARCHBISHOP’S RECREATION ‘ ‘the late Archbishop Maclagan, and in . “'Illlei ' : he ini I 1 He‘ i ; I It is not generally known that hisi ‘ The inhabi» I 2 private landing-stage of the beautiful. l FIVE POINTS IN BOND INVESTMENTS II A desirable investment has in it these essentialsâ€"â€" the safety of the principal â€"â€"the certainty of income â€"â€"a fair and fixed rate of incomeâ€"probable appre~ ciafion in valueâ€"and saleability. fil Bonds, carefully select- ed, ensure to the investor all these desirable ele- ments and are invariably securedâ€"principal and interestâ€"by the total as- sets of the: company that issues them. ‘ T 1 __....._.â€"â€"-q ' ,taken I was mistaken in thinking , {I ‘was mistaken, ltaken in thinking I was mlstakcn lto find I was 't-hought I was nnstaken, because I Istill carried out in public, in Eng- 63] Write us to day for our litera- ture on Bond Investments and a list of those we recommend. ' ROYAL 's E c U R I Tl es CORPORATION L l M IT E o BANK OF MONTREAL BUILDING YONGE AND QUEEN STS. T O R O N T O _______________.__..â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€" WORDS OF WISDOM. Enterprise is the life blood of business. To be cheerful is nearly to be well. A heavy conscience means an ill body. To do a child’s thinking for it is to deprive of the sacred right of discovery. . Many people merely exist new. hoping to live an ideal future. They sacrifice their bodies, health, and minds to gain gold. ‘ generally Small but Potent.â€"~Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills are small, but they are effective in action. Their fine qualities as a corrector of stomach troubles are known to thousands and they are in constant demand everywhere by those who know what a safe and simple remedy they are. They need no introducâ€" tion to those acquainted with them but to those who may not know them they are. presented as the- best =‘ Of entirely preparation on the market for dis-. orders of the stomach. TRUE DIPLOMACY. Employer. tic, tactful, smart office boy. Boyâ€"Well, I used to send sisâ€" ter’s beau away when she didn’t want to see- him. REST AND HEALTH T0 MOTHER AND CHILD. AIRS.\VINSLO\V'S Soornmo SYRUP has been used for over SIXTY YEARS by MILLIONS of MOTHERS for their CHILDREN \VI-IILE ’I‘EETIâ€"IING, with PERFECT SI‘CCESS. Ii SOO’I‘HES the CHILD, SOI’TENS the GUMS, ALLAYS all PAIN; CURES \VIND COLIC, and is the best remedy for DIARRIICEA. It is ab- solutely harmless. Be sure and ask for "Mrs. Winslow‘s Soothing Syrup,“ and take no other kind. Twenty-five cents a bottle. MERELY FURTHER PROOF. has an honest “Anyway, he face.” “Honest? You surprise me.” “Yes, it’s the only honest thing about him. It shows how dishon- est he really is.” There are many sticky devices on the market that kill some flies, but housekeepers who have tested them know that Wilson’s Fly Pads kll-l many times more, and do not dam- age carpetsand furniture like all sticky fly catchers. GUESSED IT. ' Wiggingsâ€"Do you know that. your chickens come over into my yards? Jigginsâ€"I supposed they did, for they never come back again. Occasionally there is a man that even his Satanic Majesty wouldn’t have, but there is always some woâ€" man who is willing to take him. you couldn’t lick us for two months.” ED. 7 ISSUE 35â€"11 “mm‘m 54:33:32 . "“”"“"“‘"" V ._..-...._ sauna- .. l A TONGUE-TWISTER. ~ . “I beg your pardon; I thought this was Mr. Dingly.” “I am Dingly.” “Then I am glad to find that I was mistaken in thinking that I was mistaken.” ”HOE?” “I say when I thought I was mis- and, being mis- when I wasn’t mistaken, I was glad mistaken when I wasn’t mistaken; or. rather, I was mistaken when I thought I was mistaken, and so I couldn’t have been mistaken. Well, at any rate. I am glad. Looks as if we wore going to have rain, doesn’t it?” In the days when executions were land, a servant-girl upon one oc- casion begged her mistress to allow her a day out. for a purpose which she did not divulge. The lady of the house gave the required per- mission, and the girl accordingly went off for the day, but returned in the evening weeping copiously. “Why, Mary,” asked her kindly mistress, greatly perturbed at the poor girl’s evident. distress, “,what on earth is your trouble. Tell me, and perhaps I can help you.” “Oh, ma‘am,” blubbered Mary, “I went to see the man hanged at Salis- bury, b-b-but he’s been reprievl ed!” __________________â€"-â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"-' . St. Isidore, P. (2.. Airg- 13. 1904- Minard's Linimcnt (30., Limited. Gentlemen,~1 have frequently used MINARD'S LINIMENT and also prescribe it for my patients always with the most gratifying results. and I consider it the best all-round Linimcnt extant. ' Yours truly, DR. JOS. AUG.. SIROIS. Medical Manâ€"“Jansen has done the meanest thing ever I heard of. He came to my house the otler night, ate a big dinner, git indi- gestion, and then went to auot‘:cr doctor to be cured.” A Stamped Medicinc.â€"â€"Parme-- lee’s Vegetable Pills, compounded vegetable substances known to have a revivifying and salutary effect upon the digestive organs, have through years of use attained so eminent, a position that they rank as a standard medicine. \le want a diploma- The ailing should remember this. Simple in their composition, they can be assimilated by the weakest, stomach and are certain to have a healthful and agreeable effect on the sluggish digestive organs. VERIFYING THE PROVERB. Figgâ€" “As a talker, Brown’s wife . is certainly a wonder.” Foggâ€"“Right you are! Wonders never cease.” There are many imitations of Wilson’s Fly Pads. Do not be de- ceived by unsatisfactory imitations. Get Wilson’s. A parson was applied to for ad- vice by a member of his congrega- tion, who complained of the cou- tinual noise made on a trombone by a next-door neighbor. “Can a man,” he asked, “who practices on such an instrument from morning to night be a good Christian '2” “Such a man might possibly be a good Christian,” the- parson re- plied, “but his next-door neighâ€" bor couldn’t.” _'I'RY MURINE EYE REMEDY for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes deranulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn’t anrtâ€"Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c, 500, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes. 250, $1.00. Eye Books and Eye Advice Free by Mail. Murine Eye Remedy 00.. Chicago. THE KIND OF WIFE TO HAVE. A man who had been indulging too heavily was induced to sign the pledge. “You must let me have it,” said the wife. “I will keep it for you.” So the pledge was handed over to the wife’s custody. The next day the man was drink- ing again as freely, as before. “How is this‘l” asked a: friendf “You signed the pledge yesterday. and now you are drinking again.” “It.is_all right,” replied the pledge-signer, in unsteady tones. “I don’t have to keep that pledge. My wife says she will keep it for That’s. the kind of wife (to have, old fellow. Let’s have a drink!” Mlnard's Llnlmem Cures Dinar-3r. as; S Perish ensures no hard work and no dirty work. No messing or mixing. A handy paste in a generous can. A few rubs, and you have a splendid finish that lasts and‘stands the heat. The. best preparation for polish- ing stoves, pipes, grates and ironwork. If your dealer does not carry “Black Knight” Stove Polish in stock, send us his name and Ice, and we will send a full size tin by return mail. THE F. F. BAILEY (30., LIMITED, HAMILTON. ONE. 33 Makers of [12: famous “2 in I" Shae Polish. “ I I... a. 5 blur-n4; . If: a '5‘ “'H'J‘ofaI n «Weir-«r;ea-v.im:~oz 1r... "Kill/3:? '- How it’must jolt a man when hi is polite to his wife in public t. have her look as if she wasn‘t used to it! _____... One of the commonest complaint: of infants is Worms, and the most eifcct-ive- application for them. ll Mother Graves’ Worm Extermina tor. __..__.. Anyway the tire of a lazy mar isn‘t easily punctured. WW FARMS FOR RENT AND SALE. _________________â€"-â€"-â€"-â€"-â€"â€"â€"’-" ASK DAWSON, HE KNOWS, F you want to sell, a farm, consult me. Fiyou want to buy a farm, consult e. . ____:n_______________.â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"- HAVE some ol.‘ the best Fruit. Stock Grain or Dairy Farms III Ontario and prices right. W. DAWSON, Ninety H. Street, Toronto. AGENTS WANTED. ANVASSERS WAN'I'ED Weekly~ lulu pald.»â€"Alfred Tyler, London, Ontario. L‘olborni GENTS WANTED EVERYWHERE.â€" I-ligh class business with best people Lull‘GI‘L .Sa Dwyer 00.. Limited. 'l‘oronto. GENTS WANTED.;â€"A study .0! other Agency propositions convmccs ul that none can equal ours. 'You Will al- ways regret it. it you dont. apply to): ‘particulars to Travellers: Dept... Zul Albert at, Ottawa. ___________â€"________â€"â€"-â€"â€"â€"-â€"-â€"-- GEN'I‘S ON SALARY 0R COMMISSION ILA The greatest agents' seller eve] produced; every user or pen and ink buy: it on sight; 200 to 500 per cent profit; out i agent's sales amounted to $620 in six days; another $32 in two hours. Monroe Mfg. Co. X., 468, La. Crosse, Wis. _____- MISCELLANEOUS. 1 'AY and FARM SCALES. Wilson'i Scale Works, 9 Esplanade, Toronto. WANTED. A LINE FOB Write us for our choicr We have the GENTS l , every home. list of agents supplies. greatest agency proposition in Canada 10-day. No out-lay necessary. Apply B. C. I. (.10., 228 Albert Sc, Ottawa. 0 ANGER. TUMORS, LUMPS. etc. 111. . . ternal and external. cured without pain by our home treatment. Write 11! before too late. Dr. .Bollman Medical Co.I Limited. Collingwood, Out. (0 TON SCALE GUARANTEED. ) Scale Works, 9 Esplanade, Wilson'l Toronto ' PECIALISTS ADVICE FREE. Consult us in. regard to any disease. Lowest prices in drugs of all kinds Trusses fitted by mail. Send measure mont. Glasses fitted by age. Write today for anything sold 111 first-class drui stores to Dr. Bellman, Collingwood. Out. Your Overcoats and faded Sulfa would look better dyed. If no agent. at ours in your town, writ.- dlract to Montreal, Box 151 arltlah American Dyeing 00. YOU CAN MAKE FROM $l5 TO $30 A DAV' handling this proposition. Our agents elsewhere are doing it. You can. Au- thentic references required. This is sound and legitimate. Address. P. O. \Box 1145, Vancouver, B. C. l iCana'da Business College CHATHAM. ONT. In a class by Itself Among America? Schools of Buslness Tralning. 414 STUDENTS PLACED IN 1903 385 STUDENTS PLACED IN 1909 475 STUDENTS PLACED IN 1910 We publish the lists annually. We (Pay full fare up to $8.00. and brim long istance students for half. fare. ' Good board and room, $3.00 per week. If you cannot come to Chatham, we can trnlnayou by mail. . . . Hare arosome students laced recently. Nate Wade, Cameron d: ea. . Regina. E. Burk Nicholson do Batu. ezlnn. . 00d, Trust 00.. Cheboyzan. Mich. E [ht calla just received for Stenoxraph on, Teachers and Auditors. for openingl ‘vortb from “00 to 81600. will give you Iomoneu of the demands. COLLEGE HEDPENO FOR 36TH YEAI ‘ ” SEPTEMIER 67H. 0:!an no 83 tolls or work“ ‘chatham. Cato osuo 3‘ tell. of work by mall (Either Free.) 0. "antenna a co. 0. 3. Gallon. \hatham. 6m ‘ihk‘flhh‘fivyzaxx..'.‘.".‘;;v/.\r-JVW ~ .1 :l ' 3! ,3"..- E. 374. l E; 4’ X l l 3 g g, l

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