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-i :3. , Nlll HAVE l0 Bill lHE DUBlflR BECAUSE SHE TRIED DODD’S KIDNEY PILLS FIRST. iii Ono box of them cured Mrs. Mary A. Cook’s Rheumatism from which she had suil‘ered for fourteen years. Mannheim, Ont. Oct. 9.â€" Special).â€"â€"How quickly and easily :Rheumatism can be cured when iyou use the right means is shown ’in the case of Mrs. Mary A. Cook, well. known and highly respected ihere. In an interview regarding iher cure, of which all the village knows, Mrs. Cook says: “I had Rheumatism so bad that sometimes I would sit up nearly all ’night. “I first thought I would try the doctors, but luckily I decided to first try Dodd’s Kidney Pills. “They cured me, and I didn’t have to try the doctors. And just to think that after fourteen years of suffering one box of Dodd’s Kidâ€" ney Pills should cure! I will re- commend Dodd’s Kidney Pills to anyone who suffers from Rheuma- tism.” . Yes, it is easy to cure Rheuma- tism when you go the right way about it. Rheumatism is caused by uric acid in the blood. If the Kidneys are working right they will strain all the uric acid out of the blood and there can be no Rheumaâ€" tism. Dodd’s Kidney Pills always Tinake the Kidneys work right. ’1‘ YOU SEE IT, OF COURSE. “'I think,” remarked Biggs, “one |of the funniest signs I ever saw was this: ‘Teeth Extracted While You Wait.) )} Higgs laughed long and loudly lat this, and shortly afterward he tried it on Jiggs. “A friend of mine,” he said, L’s‘told me of a funny sign he had een: ‘Teeth Extracted While You lWait.’ ” Jiggs reflected. ‘ “What is there funny about ,that‘l” he asked; “I don’t quite catch the point.” “Can’t you see? The man who put up that sign used five words, when one would have been enough. The word ‘dentist’ covers the whole ground. Every dentist is supposed to pull teeth, isn’t he?” “Oh, yes; I see. Ha! Ha! Ha!” we... TEW HAVE THE EXPERIENCE. “Ever notice how rich a fellow :feels'when he’s got a few dollars [his wife doesn’t know about?” “Yes, by George, and how clever ltool” . For over fifty years Rheumatism, lNeuralgia, and other painful ail- ‘ments have been cured by Hamlins Wizard Oil. It is a good honest remedy and you will not regret thaving a bottle ready for use. LIVE FOREVER. “She is very proud of her ances- ltors. Aren’t you proud of yours '2” “I don’t dare to be; too many of .them are alive yet.” , Warts will render the prettiest l'hands unsightly. Clear the ex- crescences away by using Hollo- way’s Corn Cure, which acts thor- oughly and painlessly. _. It’s a question which are worseâ€" shortcommgs or long stayings. I Mlnard's Llnimant Relieves Neuralgla. I THE USUAL PROGRAMME. , “So you had a nice time in Punk- lville I” “Oh, very. They showed me the almshouse, the jail and the fine new insane asylum. They certainly made my visit as pleasant as pos- piblc.’ ’- Every time a man looks in a mir- rror he imagines that he sees a hero. F=== == , === WISE SAYINGS. Never intimate that a woman is dull. Just for that she might cut you. . It’s better to be up and domg than to be down and being done. About the hardest thing in the world to climb is the stool of reâ€" pentance. Some people feel they owe so much to themselves that they never pay anybody else. It is quite possible for a man to be hotheaded and still get cold feet. The only way to make some dull children smart is with a switch. Sometimes a fellow doesn’t marry because he is lacking in will, and sometimes because the girl has a superabundance of won’t. When a man is a slave to money there are lots of us willing to emancipate him. A woman may only kiss her hus- band when she wants money, and still not be stingy with her kisses. Nothing short of a surgical opera- tion would amputate some men from their money. It isn’t the farsighted man who is always looking for trouble. It generally requires a lot of backing to put up a good front. ’2‘â€" HER TWO ooanâ€"Invrs. Edward, the colored butler of a lady in Washington, had recom- mended his mother for the position of cook, but when the applicant came the lady noticed that she Was not very strong looking. “Do you suppose you will be able to do the work, Auntie‘.l You don’t look very healthy.” “Yes, ma’am, I is able; I ain’t n_uvver been no ways sickly in my lifeâ€"ain’t nuvver had nuthin’ but smallpox an’ Edward.” “q, CON STlPATED CHILDREN â€".â€".- Constipation in children is the surest sign of dangerâ€"the most convmcing signal that baby is go- ing to be ill. Constipation leads to and actually causes more suffer- ing in little ones than any other trouble. To keep baby well his little stomach must be kept sweet and his bowels regularâ€"Baby’s Own Tablets will do that-they will do it safely, surely and without pain or griping. Concerning them Mrs. S. O. Braaten, Bergland, Ont., says :â€"“My baby was both- ered almost continually with his stomach and bowels and was great- ly constipated. Baby’s Own Tab- lets quickly relieved him and I would not now use any other mediâ€" cine.” The Tablets are sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Williams’ Medicine 00., Brockville, Ont. >14 THE USUAL WAY. “I dreamed last night that I had perfected an airship.” “And when you awoke 2” “I was out on the floor.” _. Complete in itself, Mother Graves’ Worm Exterminator does not require the assistance of any other medicine to make it effective. It does not fail to do its work. wâ€"m If a man’s mind is fully occupied he has no time to be miserable. Mlnard’s Linlment Cures Burns. Etc. THE CON SEQUENCE. “That young fellow has been sow- ing his wild cats.” “I suppose that is Why he looks so seedy.” Cholera and all summer com- plaints are so quick in their action that the cold hand of death is up- on the victims before they are aware that danger is near. If at- tacked do not delay in getting the proper medicine. Try a dose of Dr. J. D. Kellogg’s Dysentery Cor- dial, and you will get immediate relief. It acts with wonderful ra- pidity and never fails to effect a cure. __._â€"_ SCOTCHMAN AND THE SNUFF. During a railway journey between Carlisle and Edinburgh a brawny Scotsman entered the train. Being in Highland garb, he attracted the attention of the other occupants, and more so when he took snuff freely from a large box and offered it to others, “Tae, help their ain sels.” At Newcastle a Tynesider entered the compartment whom Na- ture had lavishly gifted with an ex- tremely large nose. He seated himself opposite the 'Scot, who beamed with pleasure, and at once offered his snuff box. This was de. clined, when the astonished Scot said: “Dinna ye snuff’l” He was| answered “No.” “Man,” replied the Scot, “it is a great peety, for ve hae a wunnerfu’ accommodation , ISSUE 41â€"11 ”for .t... ” Idged ALL these .. \DIFFERENT KINDS O of Goods with the SAME Dye. ONE DYEFORALI. KINDSOFGOODS ‘ *{n Q". "L‘ui-x gig ,.. . 3‘1"": .-,.f.- .~' .~ I CLEAN and SIMPLE to Use. NO chance ofuslngthc WRONG Dye forthe Good: one has to color. AIIcoIors from your Drugglst or _ Dealer. FREE Color Card and STORY Booklet 10, ; The Johnson-Richardson Co.. Limited, Montreal, PORCUPINE GOLD FIELDS Fortunes Are Being Made Let us send you particulars FREE. warms-HARRIS svnmcms 43 Vlctorla so, Toronto, Canada ONE CON SOLATION. “Elmer, my boy,” said the fond mother, “don’t you think you have eaten enough of that chicken sa- lad?” “Well, mamma,” replied Elmer, as he helped himself to another dishful, “if I get sick you’ll know what’s the matter with me, any- way.” A Remedy for Bilious Headache. â€"-To- those subject to bili-ous head- ache, Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills are recommended as the way to speedy relief. Taken according to directions they will subdue irregu- larities of the stomach and so act upon the nerves and blood vessels that the pains in the head will cease. There are few who are not at sometime subject to biliousness and familiar with its attendant evils. Yet none need suffer with these pills at hand. ’TWAS EVER THUS. “Uncle Henry, you’ve made your pile; why don’t you retire from bu- siness?” . (With a groan)â€"â€"“Retirel Good land, boyl The business won’t let me 1”. Baltimore, Md., Nov. 11, 1903. Minard’s Liniment Co., Limited. Sirs.â€"-â€"I came across a bottle of your MINARD’S LINIMENT in the hands of one of the students at the University of Mary- land. and he being so kind as to let me use it for a very bad sprain, which I ob- tained in training for foot races. and_ to say that it helped me would be putting it very mildly, and I therefore ask if you would let me know of one of your agents that is closest to Baltimore so that I may obtain some of it. Thanking you in ad~ vance I remain, Yours truly, W. C. McCUEAN. 14 St. Paul street. Care Oliver Typewriter Co. 1?. S.â€"Kindly answer at once. TORTURE. Heâ€"“And did you suffer much when you had appendicitis?” Sheâ€"“Suffer? I thought I should never live to tell the tale.” Heâ€"“Ah, that must have been suffering indeed.” To Men Who Live Inactive Lives. â€"â€"â€"Exercise in the open air is the best tonic for the stomach and sys- tem generally; but there are those who are compelled to follow seden- tary occupations and the inactivity tends to restrict the healthy ac- tion of the digestive organs and sickness follows. Parmelee’s Vege- table Pills regulate the stomach and liver and restore healthy action. Tt is wise to have a packet of the pills always on hand. London streets were originally lighted with oilâ€"lamps in the year 1681, while gas lamps were first used in them just under a hundred years ago. #â€" Moslems under the protection of the King number over double the entire population of the British Isles. It takes a lot of Christianity to drive the chilly feeling out of the average church. ._._~._. ulnard's Linlment for sale everywhere. THE PANAMA CANAL. When Finished It will Revolutionise’ World's Traillc Routes. At last the biggest piece of en- gineering in the world is within sight of completion. In two years’ time the Panama Canal will be open to traffic. All the figures about the Canal are record-breakers. The six locks are each 1,000 ft. long, and 110 ft. wide. The water will be 41 ft. deep, as against 29 ft. in the Suez Canal. It will, accordingly, hold steamers bigger than any yet afloat or planned. The Suez Canal cost $60,000,000 to cut. The new-comer will have cost nearly $500,000,000 before it is opened. There were tremendous difiicul- ties in the way. A hill over 300 ft. high had to be cut through. A foaming torrent which in rainy weather sometimes rises 35ft. a day has been circumvented by being turned into a lake the size of Lon- don. Thirty of the forty miles steaming from Atlantic to Pacific ‘ will be along this lake. The huge dam which holds the lake in check is of the tremendous thickness of half a mile. The Panama Canal will revolu- tionise the world’s great trafiic routes. The stormy Cape Horn will cease to be the sailor’s dread. The Canal will make the Pacific much busier, for New York’s trade with the Orient will go across that ocean, as well as much of Britain’s. Japan will be 4,000 miles nearer New York and Australia the same. “â€"â€" snnvme HELrs. Pineapplesâ€"Slice on a slaw cut- ter or thin with a knife. Mix with finely powdered sugar. Set on ice until ready to serve. Orangesâ€"Serve whole, the skins BANKS AND BONDS (J Bonds have the preference as safe and profitable investments. 1] Formerly Banks, Insurance Companies and other financial concerns invested their cash sur. pluses largely in Real Estate Mortgages, to-day they are purchasmg the Bond issues of established and prosperous cor- porations considering that they offer the greatest security and best interest returns. '1 There is no reasonable argu- ment to offset the fact that what is the best investment for the Bank surplus is the best invest. ment for the individual investor. (I Write to-day for our Booklet on Bonds, and Bond issues we recommend. ROYAL S E C U R I T I E S CORPORATION LIMITED BANK OF MONTREAL BUILDING YONGE AND QUEEN STS. T O R O N T O R. M. WHITE Manager MONTREAL-0U EBEC-HALIFAX-LONDON(ENC.) 1 -" CANADA BUSINESS COLLEGE quartered and turned down, form 3. ONE GHATI‘IAM, our. '1‘ pyramid w1th bananas and grapes. OEUSIlfllgféRu’éffimofiREATm Over 2,000 choice posltlons filled In past Four Years. Some others ‘ust filledrâ€" I. B. BASIN, from Newfoundlan , placed with Hank. Milling 00., Moose Jaw, as Stone. FERN SMITH. Steno. Peabody Overall 00.. Windsor. n. c, nosmsorl Bkkpr.. with Bell Furniture 00., Southampton, Out. FLOSSIE ANDERSON, Stone. and Bklrpr, Can. Wolverine 00., Chatham. MILDRED AND- ERSON. Stand, with De Laval Separator 00., Winnlpeg. R. J. SCOTT, teacher, with Drake College, Newark, N. J. The salaries of the three shown last week average over $700 per unnum. The salaries of the six hero shown average close to {100. Our students are prepared for the big posmons where the big pay is offered. I’I‘ PAYS TO ATTEND THE BEST. Catalog‘ue 83 tells of thaw-ark at Chatham. Catalogue tells of our home courses. Address, D. McLACHLAN Jr. C0., C. B. College. Chatham, Ont. Muskmelonâ€"Wash, wipe dry, and cut in two. Shake out the seeds lightly and put a lump of ice in each half. Eat with pepper and salt. Use a silver spoon to eat with. Orange and Cocoanut.â€"A layer of sliced oranges, then sugar them. Then a layer of cocoanut grated, then another of oranges, and so on till dish is full. This is known as ‘ ‘ambrosia. ’ ’ Stewed Peachesâ€"Make a syrup of sugar and water. Halve the FARMS FOR RENT AND SALE. peaches. 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