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p “WATER ELEPHANTS.” { The scientific world is still dis- tant FUR wan A- um um sun the j‘ Pet~i THAT THEY CAN FIND RELIEF tur: IN DODD’S KIDNEY PILLS. :33; . â€"â€" noi‘f Se.“ Mrs. Lois McKay suffered from p6,. Pains in the Back, Side and in lilll‘i the region of the Heart â€"â€" Dodd’s pajf: Kidney Pills cured her. 1:111 Tiverton, Digby Co., N. S., Dec. Pg, 18 (Special).â€"Every day seems to t ‘32. bring a message of cheer for the ex: f weak, run-down women of Canada. 219;; To-day’s message comes from Mrs. JOE?“ Lois McKay, a well-known resident i ' of this place. She, like others, has found new life in Dodd’s Kidney Pills. “Before I used Dodd’s Kidney ’Pills,” Mrs. McKay states, “I suf- fered with a bad pain in my back and side, pains in my bowels, and sharp, cutting pains around the heart. . “I was always tired. Sometlmes when I sat down I could hardly get up out of the chair. But thanks to Dodd’s Kidney I’ills, my pain is all gone and my back is well. I have proven for myself that Dodd’s Kidney Pills are good.” Female troubleis nearly always caused by diseased Kidneys. The position of the female organs and the Kidneys shows how one is dependent on the other. That’s why ‘weak women find new. life in Dodd’s Kidney Pills. They always cure diseased Kidneys. 5. WHAT MANY MEN KNOW. Same old overcoat; Have to suffice; Expected a new one; Haven’t the price. Funny looking, ain’t it? No wonder you smile; Out at the elbowsâ€" , ’Way out of style. Seven years old! Cross my heart! Expect to wear it Till it falls apart. h j» u t] k9 . 0 es. The Tablets are sold by meâ€" dcine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Williams’ Medicine 00., Brockville, Ont. TAKING HIS MEDICINE. Visitor â€" So you’ve had three dogs, eleven cows and two horses killed by autos so far this year. Why don’t you put in a complaint? Bade it goodâ€"bye Late last May; ' Told my wife To give it away. She knew better. Now I’m glad. On the level, Does it look bad? RA SH MAN. Mrs. Newlywedâ€"â€"I can hire a good cook for $20 a month, dear. 'That’s not so much! Mr. Newlywedâ€"No, clear, but just think how much more we would eat. take my medicine. I was one of the yaps that kept hollering for good roads. , For years Mother Graves’ Worm Exterminator has ranked as the most effective preparation manufacâ€" tured, and it always maintains its reputation. pm A CHANGE. “They used to advise a boy to 'lay a solid foundation.” “And nowadays?” “Nowadays, the thing is to put .up a good front.” ‘ Baby’s Rash Became a hssgotilunor Parents Decided Ho Could Not Be Cured. “Cuiicura” Soon Made His Skin Perfectly Clear. A Toronto man. Mr. Robert Mann, of 758;- Queen St. East, says: “Our boy was born in Toronto on Oct. 18, 1008, and when three months old a slight rash appeared on his And one touch of fashion makes a lot of women look like freaks. Minard's LIniment Cures Golds, &c. DO FISHES TALK 'l In any other land than thatutrom which the sun refuses to retire at midnight accounts of boatloads of men listening to the private conver- sations of fishes under water would smack too much of the adventures of “Alice in Wonderland” to be taken seriously. Nevertheless, the fishermen along the Norwegian coasts are just such eavesdroppers. Every fishing vessel is now equip- ped with a telephone, to which it attached a microphone designed to augment submarine sounds. These sounds, collected by an electrical apparatus, communicate by means of a copper wire with the receiver of the telephone installed on the boat. By listening in the ordinary way, receiver at car, the fisherman can tell precisely the moment when the fish began to collect. It is said that there is aconsiderable differâ€" ,. ence in the sounds made by the various fish as they congregate. The cod utters a guttural grunt and the herring has a whistling in- tonation which is said to be rather musical . CHEATING THE CUSTOMS. Here is an ingenious Customs fraud, which has been going on un- perceivcd for nearly two years. Customs officers, examining the cart of a man who has crossed the Italâ€" ian~Swiss frontier three times a week for the past fifteen months. discovered that the axles of the wheels contained watches. Alto- gether 400 watches were found andl confiscated. i cheek. What appeared to be a, water blister would form. When it broke. matter would run out starting new blisters until his entire face, head and shoulders were a mass of scabs and lyou could not see agrartic e of clear skin. We id not know who to do for him and trie about every advertised remedy without avail, in- deed some of am only added to his 5 oring and. one in particular, the â€"-â€"- Remedy almost put the infant into convulsions. The family doctor pre- scribed for him. his did not do any good so we took him to a. he itaL He was treated on an outpatient wce a Week and he 0t worse, if an hln . o t on called in one or d for andymsirfo of a. week he be was oi up oarances cured and Ibo doti’tor with: war was don'o. But the Very next d it limbo out as bad as ever. “We deal ed that it co ld not be cured d mus run-its u e on so we lust kept g arms bandnglodot is aide to prevent his orlng his lies . he c utlcura. Rom dies w recommended. We started usingt m ay, 1909, coop the cure was complete. tlcuratpi e o in perfectl Clear and o is so rel free from the skn diseased Signs ) R0 or: Mann, Links, 1010. lax; mgherglettor, dated no 20. 1911, he nd i “ y oy has never had any more trouble since using Cuticura." For more than a generation Cutlcura Soap and Ointment hays afforded the most c- cessful treat em; or skin and scalp trou lea . of infants, ch ldren and adults. A single set is often sufficient. Although sold by drug- lsts and dealers throughout the world, a liberal sample of each. With 32-p. book on “What on earth’s the matter? i Cut yourself while shaving?” I the skin. Will be sent free, on application to Potter Drug & Chem. Com., 58 Columbus “NO-fl. I,ch"1”d .Vf‘"’:lli1t I Shaved Ave, Boston. U. S. A. myself wlnle cutting. “Ii"L‘WVZ ODD SIGNS. Placard at a movingâ€"picture “Young children must have ants.” - i a .barber’s shop window: .lring alterations patrons will shaved in the back.” , gn in a store: “Empty boxesâ€" able for Christmas gifts.” l a tailor’s shop: “We dye for :rs, why not let us dye for you 2” . a clothing store: “These pants look better on your legs than our hands.” Silversmith has a place next 7 to a restaurant. The former .ng put up a placard, “Jewel- of all kinds plated,” the res- ‘ant keeper followed with this: ‘ ‘sters and Little Neck clams ed.” Cure for Fever and Ague.â€"â€"Disâ€" )ance of the stomach and liver ays precede attacks of fever and e, showing derangement of the :stive organs and deterioration the quality of the blood. In so ailments Parmelee’s Vegeâ€" le Pills have been found most .ctive, abating the fever and duing the ague in a few days. are are many who are subject these distressing disturbances 'l to these there is no better pre- ‘ation procurable as a means of ief. TOO TRUE. lireâ€"“There is one State, at st, where women can do the lsing. without the ballot.” Ieâ€"“Which one might that be, . Ly ‘Z” Sheâ€"“The state of matrimony.” TRY MURI.I: EYE REMEDV Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes 3 Granulated Eyelids . M urine Doesn’t artâ€"Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists l Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c, ,$1.00. Murine Eye Salve in :ptic Tubes, 25c, $1.00. Eye Books 1 Eye Advice Free by Mail. during Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. .u. ____..- MERELY SOUND. ‘Do you consider him a man of 1nd sense?” ‘Well, yesâ€"modified a bit.” p‘Modified’l What do you mean '2” ‘Just strike out the sense and u’ll have my opinion of him.” It will Prevent Ulccrated Throat. ‘At the first symptoms of sore iroat, which p'resages ulceration and inflammation, take a spoonful of Dr. Thomas’ Eclectric Oil. Add a little sugar to it to make it palaâ€" table. It will allay the irritation and prevent the ulceration and swelling that are so painful. Those who are periodically subject to clumsy have thus made themselves immune to attack. (“Fine feathers make thin pocket Farmerâ€"Never! I’m willing tolbooks,” so a married man sayS. Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper. Sheâ€"“They say that an apple a day will keep the doctor away.” Heâ€"“Why stop there? An onion a day will keep‘ everybody away i” It is a Liver Pill.â€"Many of the ailments that man has to contend with have their origin in a dis- ordered liver, which is a delicate organ, peculiarly susceptible to the disturbances that come from ir- regular habits or lack of care in eating and drinking. This ac- gulators now pressed on the attenâ€" counts for the great many liver re- tion of sufferers. Of these there is none superior to Parmelee’s Vegeâ€" table Pills. Their operation though gentle is effectivc, and the most de- licate can use them. Silence is often the best argu- ment. .__..â€".â€" Minard's Linimont Cures Garget in Cows. She was a lady visitor to the prison, kindly and well meaning, and as she chatted with a burglar who had been sentence-d to six months’ imprisonment she thought she detected signs of reform in him. “And now.” she said, “have you any plans for the future, on the expiration of your sentence?” “Oh, yes, ma’am,” he said, hopeâ€" fully. “I’ve got the plans of two banks and a postoflice.” ISS UE 51â€"11 Errr’n thinning firm the first of Shoshana inn , Thomas ]. Lipton 1â€"0” ‘ “â€"fl ' ”“71...M{Ed‘s-asn+“ruo"é';ts:'“ n. it. NIGHTENGALE in team 9° STO C K B R O K E R Member Standard Stock and Mining Exchange LISTED STOSKS CARRIED 0“ M‘ARGIH Correspondence Invited 33 MELINDA ST. TORONTO, __________________.__â€"â€"â€"â€"â€" Trappors, Hunters and Dealers in any kind of Raw Fuljs, cannot afford to dis- oso of their colloc- i'dous with on i: first obtaining our quo- tations, which we cheerfully furnish . upon request. We specialize in the followmg :â€"« RIGHT PRICES. LIBERAL ASSORTMENT. 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To discern and deal immediateâ€" ly with causes and overcome them, rather than to battle with effects after the disease has secured a lo-dgment, is the chief aim of the- m-edical man, and Bickle’s Anti~ Consumptive Syrup is the result of patient study along this particu- lar line. At the first appearance of a cold the Syrup will be found a most efficient remedy, arresting development and speedily healing the affected parts, so that the ail- ment disappears. IMPORTANT. The man who wishes to be the architect of his own fortune should not overlook the importance of making his foundation firm. _______________._._â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"~ I was cured of painful Goitre by MIN- ARD’S LINIMENT. , BAYARD McMULLIN. Chatham, Ont. I was cured of Inflammation by MIN- ARD'S LINIMENT. MRS. W. A. JOHNSON. Walsh, Ont. I‘was cured of Facial Nouralgia by MINARD'S LINIMENT. Parkdale, Ont. J. II. BAILEY. ___________.___._â€"-â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€" Second thoughts often not as mental safety valves. Household troubles= Headache, Toothache, Earac‘he, Stomach ache. Hamlins Wizard Oil cures these aches and pains so why don’t you keep a bottle in the house. Most women seem to think that they can settle perplexing ques- tions by crying over them. The ease with which corns and warts can be removed by Hollo- way’s Corn Cure is its strongest recommendation. It seldom fails. SAM HAD SEEN IT. Dickâ€"“Bill writes that he’s liv- ing in a magnificent cottage.” Samâ€"“Why it’s so small that you can stand on the roof. reach down the chimney and open the front door. _â€". “So you are a bill collector?” “Yes. Here is oneâ€"” “Keep it, my boy, keep it. You seem to have a nice collection there. Far be it from me to break it up.” M'nard's Linlmoni Cures Diphtheria. Many a man passes the age of dis- cretion before reaching it. NE _ HUNDRED ACRES - GOOD Buildings; near Brampton. [1‘ lVENTY-FIVE ACRE FRUIT FAR‘L- Brick House and Good Buildings; St. Catharines. 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