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or outgrown ii THE LINE Lnonn’s KIDNEY PILLS worn; WONDERFUL CURE. .â€"â€"â€"- llirs. Ed. Lloyd, Weak and _Worn and Wrackcd Mwith Pain Found Relief and Cure in Dodd’s Kidney Pills.-' v Ardbcg, Ont., March 18 (Special) â€"â€"“Dodd’s Kidney Pills have done wonders for me,” so says Mrs. Ed. Lloyd, wife of a well-known farmer living on the line of the C. N. 0. Railway near here. “I was so weak I could hardly ‘walk around,” Mrs. Lloyd cou- ‘tinues, “I suffered from female weakness and kidney trouble. My heart troubled me so that at times I would almost pant with the palpi- tations. I was treated by the doc- tor, but he could give me no relief. “I was sick all over when I start- ed to use_Dodd’s Kidney I’ills, Rheumatism, Lumbago and Neu- ralgia adding to my sufferings. But Dodd’s Kidney Pills helped me almost-at once. After taking eight boxes I was completely cured.” Naturally Mrs. Lloyd wants other suffering women to know how she found a cure, and Dodd’s Kidney Pills will do for other sufferers just what they did for Mrs. Lloyd, make how women of them. MR. W. ABRAHAM, ALP. Welsh miners’ agent, and veteran member of Parliament. 3‘ A SCOTSMAN BLOWING. An Englishman and a Scotsman, both commercial travellers, were bragging about the firms they re- presented. “You may judge of the extent of our business,” said the Englishman, “from the fact that we spend £215 a year in ink for our correspondence.” “That’s nothing,” .said the Scotsman. “My firm saves twice that amount yearly by not, dotting its ‘i’s’ and not crossing its ‘t’s.’ ” Billâ€"“How's his business going ’3” Jillâ€"“Like clockwork.” “Why, I heard he’d failed 'l”' “So he has. They’ve just wound up his busi- ness.” W: ' Som ething Extra Good For Breakfast. Lunch or Supperâ€" Post Toasties Served direct from pack- age with cream. Surprises Pleases _ Satisfies “The Memory Lingers” Sold by Grocers » Canadian Poatnm Cereal Co., Ltd., \Vlndsor, Ontario.,Canadn. _______/â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€" WEE BIT SECRETS. They’re ainly wee bit secrets My sweetheart telt tae me, An’ so they’ve a’ bin rooted Doon deep in memory; The warl’ no cares fer greetin’ Ahoon the little. grave . Whaur sleeps as pure 8. lassie ‘As iver secrets gave. Hooch ay! the war-1’ no cares. They’re ainly wee bit secrets, An’yet nae but or hen O’ ony mem’ry, hes yin . That’s half sae prized as them. They’re wi’ me when I’m lonely, An’ loom up when I’m glad; There’s naething else sac cheerfu’ When life’s nichts are moist sad. Hooch ay! the warl’ no cares. They’re ainly wee bit secrets, An’ yet my hairt kens weel Hoo often they’ve bin needed Tae licht some gloomy spell. They mak’ an auld man hopefu’, Though ivery tinge fer years I’ve placed a rose on Jean’s grave It’s leaves were moist wi’ tears. Hooch ayl the warl’ no cares. They’re ainly wee bit secrets That keep life’s ingle brieht, They maun be winter’s fuel An’ simer’s sunshine licht. I’ve keepit them frae. n‘eebors, Nae frien’ hes iver speired, I ken they’ll a’ gang wi’ me Afore a soul hes heird. Hooch ay! the. warl’ no cares. -â€"Mac Mactavish. d‘ BABY TERRIBLY SCALDED. .__.._- Relieved by Zam-Buk. Doctor Agreed Zam-Buk was “Best Possible Treatment.” Mrs. Albert Sawyer, of Midland (Ont), says: “While living in Brantford last winter my little son spilled a vessel of boiling water over his neck. He was terribly scalded, and we immediately called in a doctor. The treatment did not seem to 'give the child ease or heal the terrible scalds, so after a week’s trial we got some Zam-Buk and ap-v plied it. It gave the. child ease' al- most immediately, and after a few days’ use the scalds seem-ed to be getting along finely. “To make quite sure. that all was right, however, we called in a sec- ond doctor. He said everything was going along splendidly, the scalds were ‘healing and the. little one would soon be quite. recovered. Then we told him we were using Zam-Buk, and he said we could use nothing better. Zam-Buk worked a complete cure.’ ’ Mrs. S. Smith and Mrs. J. H. Teaklc, of 73 Brook St., Brantford, who knew of the above accident, and what followed, write: “We certify that these facts are true in every detail.” ‘ Mothers should know that for burns, cuts, scalds, bruises, eczema, piles, and all skin diseases, there is nothing to equal Zam-Buk. Zam- -Buk is obtainable from all drug- gists and stores 500 box, or Zam- Buk 00., Toronto. 9' . Many a man uses a crowbar for the‘purpose of prying into the af- fairs of others. _. TO CURE A GOLD IN ONE DAY ake LAXATIVE BROMO Quinlne Tablets. ruggists refund money if it fails to cure. E. W. GROVE'S signature is on each box. 25c. FOUNTAIN TOOTH BRUSH. Hollow Handle Carries Cleansing Fluid to Brisllcs. No longer will it be necessary to carry a bottle or box of tooth wash, or tooth paste, when you go away from home. All you will need will be ybur tooth brushâ€"that is, if it 15 the tooth brush devised by a Geor- gia man. This little implement has a hollow handle and a hollow brush frame with slits on the under side. The handle, which has a screw cap at the outer end, is designed to contain the cleansing preparation, whether fluid or powder, and the flow of this stuff into the brush frame is controlled by a valve. When the fluid is allowed to run the frame it trickles down the brisâ€" tles and the brush is all ready for use without a drop of the prepara- tion being wasted. With the han- dle of this brush loaded and a clean collar 8. man is ready for a trip. ___.____â€"â€">I4 MAKING HOME HAPPY. He never grumbles at his wife Nor has to hook the waists she . wears; He lives a- peaceful, happy life, Absolved from all domestic cares; When he gets home at 1 a.m. No terror lingers in his heart; Contentment dwells with both of themâ€" - _ They live a thousand miles apart. Ilnard‘l Llnlmonl for sale cvcrywhon. . Try Murine Eye Remedy. No Smartingâ€"Feels I is that she has to discharge her CLINCHED. Lawyerâ€"“You are charged with steaming the chicken on Thursday night.” .Prisonerâ€"“I kin prove an alibi on dat night.” Lawyerâ€"~“What were you do- ing '1” . Prisonerâ€"“I wuz eating de chick- en.” ~ Pâ€"I- ON THE PLATFORM. “Don’t you see that sign ‘No smoking’ '1” asked the ear conduc- tor. “Yes,” replied the inconsiderate and obstinate passenger. “And all I have to say is that the man who wrote that sign was no prophet.” The merits of Bickle’s Anti-Con- sumptive Syrup as a. sure remedy for coughs and colds are attested by scores who know its power in giving almost instant relief when the throat is sore with coughing, and the whole pulmonary region disordered in consequence. A bot- tle of this world-famed Syrup will save doctor’s bills, and a great deal of suffering. Price 25 cents, at all dealers. The lace trade of France is said to afford employment for 200,000 persons. -â€"-â€"Vl When Your Eyes Need Gare Fineâ€"Acts Quickly. Try it for Red, Weak, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Illus- trated Book in each Package. Murine is compounded by our Oculislsâ€"not a"Patent Med- iclne"â€"but used in successful Pliyslclans’ Prac- tlcc for many years. Now dedicated to the Pub- lic and sold b Drugglsts at 250 and 600 or Bottle. Murine Eye alvc n Aseptic Tubes. 2M: and bile. Murine Eye Remedy 00., Chlcago Even a forgetful man seldom for- gets about that $5 you owe“ him. Ninard's Llnlmcnl cures Burns. Etc. CUTICURA Soap andomlmeni No ’other emollients do so much No matter where you go, you’ll find some one anxious to separate you from your hard-earned wealth. An Oil That is Famousâ€"Though Canada was not the birthplace of Dr. Thomas’ Ecleetric Oil, it is the home of that famous compound. From here its good name was spread to Central and South Am- erica, the West Indies. Australia and New Zealand. That is far afield enough to attest its excel- lence, for in all these countries it is ‘on saleand in demand. ' _____.. Sisterâ€"So Willie Jones kicked you, did be? And did you kick him back? Bobbyâ€"No, I' didn’t. If I had, then ’twould have been his turn again. for pimples, blackheads, red, rough and oily skin, itching, scaly scalps, dry, thin and falling hair, chapped hands and shapeless nails. They do even more for skin- tortured and disfigured infants. Although Cutlcura Soap and Ointment are ' sold by druggists and dealers everywhere. a. liberal sample of each. with 32-11mm booklet on treatment or skin and hair, will be sent. post-irec. on applica- tion to “Cuticura,” Dept. 8M, Boston. U. S. A. [WISE MAN:â€" S~heâ€"“He is the most popular man I know.” Heâ€"“Yes; he never truth about anybody.” tells the .__d. To Men Who Live Inactive Lives. -â€"â€"Exercise in the open air is the best tonic for the stomach and sys- tem generally; but there are those who are compelled to follow seden- tary occupations and the inactivity tends to restrict the healthy action of the digestive organs and sickness follows. Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills regulate the stomach and liver and restore healthy action. It is wise to have a packet of the pills always on hand. A Remedy for Bilious Headache. -â€"To those subject to bilious headâ€" ache, Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills are recommended as the way to speedy relief. Taken according to directions they will subdue irregu- larities of the stomach and so act upon the nerves and blood vessels that the pains in the head will cease. There are few who are not at sometime subject to biliousness and familiar with its attendant evils. Yet none need suffer with these pills at hand. Many a true word is spoken by mistake. FILLED WITH MUSIC. “That cat made an awful noise in the back garden last night.” “Yes, father. I suppose that since he ate the canary, he thinks he can sing.” ________________._.â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"-â€" ___._...~‘ Mlnard's Llnlment Rellcvos Neuralgla. ~___â€"â€" A BRIDE’S TRIAL. One of the greatest trials a girl has to encounter when she marries mother and depend on a hired girl. Why buy mixtures known as alum baking powder when you can just as well, and at no more expense, get Magic Baking Powder? The ingredients are plainly printed on each package. See if this is on the others. All Grocers are an- thorized to guarantee that “Magic” does not contain alum. NOTHING NEW. ' “I am disappointed in this seed catalogue.” ____________._.__..___._â€"â€"â€"-â€" “As to how?” “I don’t see any improvements in M“ CranOI’dâ€"Kecl’ the kid beets or tomatoes. These look like quiet’. Mm: C'â€"".A‘H Tight’ my dead" 1911 models to me.” I’ll give him his drum and tin whistle. Marion Bridge. C. B.. May 30, '02. I have handled MINARD’S LINIMENT duringthe past- year. It is always the first Linimont asked for here. and un- questionahly the best seller of all the different kinds of Liuimcnt I handle. NEIL FERGUSON. PlLES GURED IN 6 T0 14 DAYS. Your drugwlst will refund money if l’AZO (“NT- MEN'l‘iallh to curchny case of Itching. Blind, Bleeding or l’rotrutilng Piles in 6 to u days. 50c. Matrimony transforms the poetry of life into an itemized expense acâ€" count. . ~____ . Corns cannot exist when Holloâ€" way’s Corn Cure is applied to them, because it goes to the root and kills the growth. When a man wins $5 on a huge race he is apt to tell everybody he won $50â€"cxccpt his wife, who would want to spend it. ' ‘ i I v u’ y y L’" ’ Ibbtjh 13"” Mlnard'o Llnlmem Cure: Dandrull, « I. .No SUNSHINE REQUIRED. Bottsâ€"I see that electricity is playing a part in agriculture. But what crop would flourish most un- der electric lights? Mottsâ€"Wild oats. __â€"._â€" but strong remedy â€"- Mother Graves’ Worm Exterminator. ___.._.â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"â€"-â€"-â€"â€"â€"’"â€"______________â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"â€"â€" H. w. DAWSON, Ninety Colborne Stroci, Toronto. ORTY ACRE FRUIT FARMâ€"NEAR Niagara River. well planted. Revenue 191% dnearly thirty per cent. on price as c . __’____________â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"-â€" A BEAUTIFUL FARM OF TWO HUN- dred and ninety acres on Flt. Joseph’s Island. with fine house. up-to- date barn and outbuildings. Owner wishes to devote his time to other business. so will sell cheap for quick sale. Full par- ticulars furnished on application. __________________â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"â€" I] UNDRED AND FIFTY-SEVEN ACRES . in Norfolk County; six acres fruit; up-to-date house; new bank barn; a very desirable property at a bargain. _______________â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"â€"-â€"- HUNDRED AND FIFTY ACRESâ€"WITH good house; two barns; ten acres orchard: in County Peel. A real snap. _______________.__â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"â€"â€"â€"' ONE HUNDRED ACRESâ€"GOOD HOUSE and outbuildings; near Tecswater. A firstclass farm worth the money. AN IDEAL FARM OF TWO HUNDRED acres in County of Wellington, with line brick house: good outbuildings; can be bought on easy terms. ______________.._â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"â€"- FOUR HUNDRED ACRES IN COUNTY ' of Simcoe, with Hundred Acres Good Timber; 20 acres apple orchard; good Fragile House; two Barns. Can be bought me . ____________.__â€"â€"â€"-â€"â€"--â€" TWENTY-FIVE ACRE FRUIT FARM-â€" . Near St. Catharines: Brick House: Barn: twenty acres planted. Can be bought very reasonable. NE OF THE BEST FRUIT FARMS IN . St. Catharines Districtâ€"Fifty acres. thirty otwhich are planted; Elegant House. also Cottage and fine outbuildings. Wlll. be sold on easy terms. __________.____â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"â€" FORTY ACRES â€" ST. CATHARINES ~â€" _ flung-ale and Cottage and good out- buildings. Thirty-four acres planted in fruit. and a money maker. The owner wishes to retire and anxious to sell. _______________.___â€"â€"-â€"â€"â€"-â€"â€"- HAVE MANITOBA, ALBERT \. BAS~ katchcwan and British Columbia lands. both improved and unimproved, in quarter. half or whole sections. also in larger lots up to five hundred thousand acres. If thinking of investing in West- crn lands it is to your interest to consult me. ______._â€"â€"â€"-â€"â€" 'Phones: Main 6990, ’Park 527. H. w. } DAWSON, Toronto. W r BREE ACRES, FRAME COTTAGE. city water in house, stable. llen- house. orchard and small fruit. two blocks from London street railway. soil gravellv loam. good buildings. one and a half miles to London market. Will exchange for farm. The >Western i-Real Esta-tn. London. ‘ ~ “ MALE HELP WANTED. ‘:OOD POSITIONS WAITING FOR young. men as Telegrapliers. Station Agents. Freight. and Ticket Clerks. We qualify for any Canadian railway. Regu- lar railway books and forms in school. Free Book 18 explains. Dominion School Telegraphy. Toronto. MISCELLANEOUS. ________________â€"-â€"-â€"â€"-â€"â€"-â€" H UMEOLDT. SASKATCHEWAN. WANTS ' this Spring. settlers for 4,000 free . Best mixed farming terri- tory In West. Also‘lmprovcd farms $15 to $30 per acre. Write commissioner. Board of Trade. Humboldt. HAY and FARM SCALES. Wilson'- Scnlo Works. 9 Esplanade». 'l'm-nmo. _____________.___.___.â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"-â€"‘ 1 ANGER. TUMORB. LUMPS. etc. In- ternal and external, cured wltlionl Write uo LledicnlCoa homesteads. sin by our home treatment. before too lam. Dr. Bellman Limited. Colllncwnod, Ont. TON SCALE GUARANTEED. Wilson’s Sonic Works. 9 Esplanade. Toronto. F R. E E As a special in1 roductory olfer we will send a beautiful hand-painted View of Niagara Falls wiih each 10c. package containing 10 Easter or other Embas‘cd Post Cards. Scull 10c. to-day. Overland Merchandise 00., Dept. 262, Toronto. ,GLEANlNG LADIES’ WALKING 0R OUTING SBETS Can be done perfectly by our French process. Try Ii. British American Dyeing 00. Montreal, Toronto, Ollawn and Quebec. ______________________._â€"â€"â€"-â€"â€"â€" WRITE FOR PROOF c u R E s SANGER AND TUMOR Canadian Branch: Purlflcc 00., Bridgeburg. Ont. LANGMUIR’S CREOSOTE Shingle Stains Protect â€"â€" Preserve â€"--~ Beautlfy Samples and ,Dookletn on Application, JAMES LANGMUIR 8c 00.. ilmliod 137-1; Bathumb Street Tononro -'i,'r.r.;