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'7” f, w;.. -â€"- ._...... L. .. BMRING 0N in MIRABULBUS JOHN narrator’s HEART TROUBLE cvunn BY nonn‘s KIDNEY riLLs. Could Not Work all Summer, and Doctor Failed to Help, but Cure Was Quick When 110 Used Dodd’s Kidney Pills. Benton, N.B., May 13 (Special). â€"Bordcring on the miraculous is the cure of John McElroy, :1. young man wellâ€"known here. He was suf- fering from heart trouble and was so bad that all last summer he was not able to do a day’s work. Dodd’s Kidney Pills cured him. In telling the story of his cure, Mr. McElroy says: “I went to a doctor who said I had palpitation, but his medicine did not seem to reach the spot. I suffered for over a year and all last summer I was not able to do a day’s work. My sleep was broken and unrefreshing. I felt heavy and sleepy after mealsand I was always tired and nervous. I pcrspired freely with the least exertion. “After I had finished taking the doctor’s medicine, and as I felt no better, I read in an almanac what. , Dodd’s Kidney Pills could do and made up my mind to try them. Beâ€" fore I had finished the first box I felt different, and by the time the second was half gone I was working in the woods and doing good work.” 4.....-â€" CORRECTED. “Did you say I was a dead heat ‘2” “Nope. I never said you were dead.” A Purely Vegetable Pill.â€"The chief ingredients of Parmelee’s Ve- getable Pills are mandrake and dandelion, sedative and purgative, and have a most healthful effect upon the secretions of the digestive organs. The dyspeptic and all who suffer from liver and kidney ail- ments will find in these pills the most effective medicine in concenâ€" trated form that has yet been offer- ed to the suffering. Experience is costlv, but there is invariably a slump in the market when you try to dispose of it. When Your Eyes iieeti Gare Try Murine Eye Remedy. No Smartingâ€"Feeis Finoâ€"â€"-Acts Quickly. Try it for Red, Weak, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Illus- trated Book in each Package. Murine is compounded by our Oculistsâ€"not a.“Patcnt Mod- iglne"~but used in successful Physicians' Prac- tice for many years. Now dedicated to the Pub- lie. and sold b Drnggists at. 250 and 600 yernottle. Murine Eye ‘uivu in Aseptic 'l‘ubcs.-2oc and bile. Murine Eye Remedy Co..‘ Chicago - He is a failure who meets at suc- cc-ss. A r M.â€" Minard's Liniment used by Physicians. A woman is so used to pinning things that she can’t understand why a. man should make so much fuss about a missing button. Nearly all children are subject to worms. and many are born with them. Spare. them suffering by usâ€" ing Mother Gravcs’ Worm Exter- minator, the best remedy of the kind that can be had. In order to be happy you must be able to forget things. Keep Minard's Llnlment In the house. WAS WISE. Mrs. Graigâ€"“What are you burn- ing, my dear?” Mr. Greig-«“The letters I wrote you before we were married.” Mrs. Grcig â€"â€" “You heartless wretch! Have you no sentiment, )1 noâ€"â€"- Mr. Greig--â€"“Pleasc be quiet. I’m doing this for your sake. I’m try- ing to fix things so that if I die no- body can dispute my will on the ground of insanity.” F...â€" “Tallywomen nearly always marâ€" ry short men.” it; I wonder why it is?” men can’t run fast.’ “I have noticed “Short ISSUE 20â€"12 NEW PARIS PROFESSION. Footless Man Made $100,000 Taking People Across Streets. The “eul-de-jatte” does not exist in London. and there is' not even'a name in. England for him, but in Paris he is a not unusual spectacle. There are, in the Paris streets, a number of men who for some rea- son have been obliged to suffer am- putation of both legs from the trunk, and who beg for public char- ity on little carriages on‘ which they wheel themselves about with extra- ordinary skill. using their hands as propellers. It is an unwritten po- lice rule in Paris that all traflic must be stopped whenever a “culâ€" deâ€"jaitte” wishes to cross the road, and in these days of motor cars and taxicabs the rule is a good one. . But the “culâ€"de-jatte” has dis- covered that many people. who are uncrippled have more difficulty than he in getting from one pave- ment to another, and he has turned his deformity into a moneyâ€"maker. Every day at crowded street cor- ners one may see one of these.unâ€" fortunates on his little carriage heading a crowd of timid folk across the read while the policemen at each side. keep back the traffic. When they are safely on the other side the “cul-de-jatte” takes off his cap and asks for “ferry money.” He rarely collects less than - 18 pence, and-as he repeats the per- formance twenty or thirty times_a day the simplest. calculation Wlll show that his trade is a good one. It is true that it needs special ac- complishments. One of these crip- ples died in Paris recently leavmg a fortune of $100,300. Dr. J. D. Kellogg’s Dysentery Cordial is a speedy cure for dysen- tery, diarrhoea, cholera, summer complaint, sea sickness and com- plaints incidental to children teeth- ing. It gives immediate relief to those suffering from the effects of indiscretion in eating unripe fruit, cucumbers, etc. It acts with won- derful rapidity and never fails to conquer the disease. No one need fear cholera if they have a. bottle of this medicine convenient. VOCIFEROUSLY RELUCTANT. “Mildred, what was that _loud noise on the. front porch last night? It woke me up.” “Why, mamma, that must have been Jack, tearing himself'away.” Write us for free sample of Gin Pills to try. Then get the regular size boxes at your dealers, or direct from usâ€"50c. a box. 6 for $2.50. -Money refunded if Gin Pills fail to cure. National Drug 8: Chemical Co. of Canada, Limited, Dept. W.L., Toronto. . I cured in. horse of the Mange With MINARD'S LINIMENT. ' CHRISTOPHER. SAUNDERS. Dalhousie. I cured a horse. badly torn by a pitch fork. with MINARD’S LINIMENT. St. Peter’s, C. B. EDW. LINLIEF. I cured a horse of a bad swelling by MINARD'S LINIMENT. THOS. W. PAYNE. Bathurst, N. B. “Has your son arrived at the years of discretion?” “Oh, yes! He’s about to be married '2” “How you do contradict yourself!” 5...â€" Ask for Minard's and take no other. QUITE SATIâ€"SI‘ACTORY. An old colored barber is respon- sible for this gem: When asked if he favored the abolishing of 'capiâ€" tal punishment, he replied: “No, sah, I don’t. Capital punishment was good enough fo’ ma fo’fathers, .___..,_â€" OURED BY GIN PILLS. Bridgcville. N. S. “For twenty years I have been troubled with 'Kidney and Bladder Trouble. and have been treated by many doctors, but found little relief. I had given up all hope of getting cured when I tried Gin Pills. Now. I can say with a happy heart I that I was cured. "DANIEL: F. FRASER.” CHEAP OCEAN TRAVEL. The voyage to England now costs on the best ships about half the rate charged by the Britannia, the first mail steamer to cross the ocean. 70 years ago. One can go first-class for three cents a mile; second-class for half of that, and third-classâ€"with better accommo- dation than the best in the Britan- nia’s day for about 80 cents a hun- dred miles, and these rates include meals. Compare them with the standard railway passenger costs and nieals in the dining-car or'sta- tion eating houses extra. ’ ‘ COLLAPSE or FATHER. Little Tommy â€"â€" “Mother, were men awful scarce when you married papa, or .did .you just feel sorry for him i” I an' it’s cod enou h fo’ me.‘ 8 HIS VERSE. A little boy who had reached the age when boys feel that a watch is the one thing that makes life worth living, was told that for the present a‘ watch could not be given to him. But Edward continued to tease for one, until the whole family were wearied. Then his father, after explaining that he should certainly have a watch when he was older. forbade him to mention the subject again. The next Sunday, the children. as was their custom,’ repeated Bible verses at the breakfast-table. When it was Edward’s turn, he astonished them all by saying: “ ‘What I say unto you, I say un- to all: Watch 1’ ” b MINISTER PRAISES ZAM-BUK. It Cured Ilis Wife’s Bad Sore. Rev. Henry J. Munton, of Black- folds, Alta., writes: “My wife had a very bad sore feet,,which it seem- ed impossible to get anything to heal. The sore would heal to a certain point and then fester again, and so on. I procured a box of Zam-Buk,’ and after poi-severing with this herbal balm for some time the sore was completely healed.‘ . “I have since recommended Zamâ€" Buk to several of my parishioners, and it always gives satisfaction.” Another instance in which Zam- Buk proved of unequalled value is told by Mr. N. L. Gerry, of Bran- don, Man. He says: “I had my left foot run over by a waggon loadâ€" ed with wheat. The foot was very badly crushed, and my little toe and the next too were laid open. I applied Zamâ€"Buk, and only. had to miss work for two days. Zamâ€"Buk healed the wound so quickly that on the third day I was able to put on my boot and walk to my work. In a very short time my toes were quite healed, and the foot is new as sound as ever, thanks to Zam- Buk.” Just as good for chronic sores, ulcers, piles, blood poison, burns, scalds, eruptions, eczema, and all skin injuries and diseases. 500. box at all druggists and stores, or Zam-Buk 00., Toronto.- Try Zam- Buk Seap, too, 25c. per tablet. >I‘ WELL DEFINED. “What is an optimist?” “A man who thinks that if he puts ‘Rush’ on a letter it will be delivered sooner than it would otherwise.” Tells How It Rubs Pain Awayâ€"There is no liniment so efficacious in overcomâ€" ing pain as Dr. Thomas’ Eclectric Oil. The hand that rubs it in rubs the pain away and on this account there is no preparation that stands so high in public esteem. There is no surer pain-killer procurable', as thousands can attest who have used it successfully in treating many ail- merits. y.___.. “Keep out of debt, young man,” said the philosopher. “People .will think better of you for it.” “Per- haps,” was the thoughtful reply; “and yet I’ve noticed that the more I owe people the. gladder they al- ways seem to see me.” Relief for. Suffering Everywhere. â€"â€"He whose life is made miserable by the suffering that comes from in- digestion and has not tried Parme- lec’s Vegetable Pills does not-know how easily this formidable foe can be dealt with. These pills will re- lieve where others fail. They are the result of long and patient study and are confidently put for- ward as a sure corrector of disor- ders of the digestive organs, from which so many suffer. ' : Storekeeperâ€"“I want a. boy to be partly indoors and partly out- doors.” Boyâ€"“What becomes of me when the door slams 2” Why suffer from corns when they can be painlessly rooted out by using Holloway’s Corn Cure. The Real Boss â€" “Your clerks seem to be in a good humor,” rc- marked the friend of the great mer- chant. “ch.” replied the great merchant. “My wife has just been in, and it tickles them to death to 1 see somebody boss me around.” ad ,soffly - Step safely. .CAT'S PAW usemsous . Embodg the patented features ' of Cat's Pa lleels. I50 _. I .v . w ' m, H “rill-S TE M P E R ‘5?» “‘u‘flu Pink Eye. Epizooflc, Shipping Fever. and Catarrbol fever. Sure cure and positive preventive. no matter how horses at any ago are infected or "exposed." Liquid, given on the tongue. acts on the Blood and Glands, expels the poisonous germs from the body. Cures Distemperin Dogs and Sheep. and Cholera in Poultry. Largest seilinglive stock remedy. Cures La Grippc among human beings and is a fine kidney remedy. 50c and Sr a bottle: 56 and six :1 dozen“ Cut this out. Keep it. Show it to your drucuist. who will get it {or you. Free Booklet, “Distemper, Causes and Cures." DISTRIBUTORSâ€"ALL WHOLESALE DRUGGISTS SPOHN MEDICAL co.. Chemisls and Bucicriolonisls, oogugndhiinufisp. . Your Overcoats and faded Suits would look better d ed. If no agent of ours in your town, write ( irect to Montreal, Box 33. Gold Medalist. British American Dyeing Co. The Art: course may be taken by correspondence, but students desir- ing to graduate must attend one session. Short Course for Teachers and en- eral students uiy xoth to gist. For calendars write the Registrar G. Y. CHOIVN Kingston, Ont. EDUCATION, THEOLOGY, MEDICINE. SCIENCE, including ENGINEERING Arts Summer Session - July3 to Aug. l7 TWO RUISES ~ON THEâ€"- VICTORIA LUiSE (16.500 Tons) . From New York Nov. 12, I912 _ ,From San Francisco Feb.27, 1913 WillvililMld ln.S ' . II I . E l. Indll. 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I have had all of both my shoulders covered with it, and the high part. of my arms, and my face, but it was the worst on my shoulders. I tried many different remedies to cure it, but nothing was any good. At last I went to an apothccary. He asked me if I had ever used Cutlcura Soap and Ointment. I told him no, and I bought a box of Cuticura Ointment and a. cake ol‘ Cuticura. Soap. I used three boxes of Cuticura Ointment, but I am glad of the some, for Cuticura. Son and Ointment completely cured me of in skin eruption. I spread the Cuticuru. Ointment on all my core parts, and I think that in washing my face with the Cuticura Soap, it hindered myâ€" cruption from itching and burning. I tried many remedies during three or {our years ‘ hut Cuticura Soap and Ointment cured me." (Signed) N. Henri ’i‘ardii. Cuticura Soap and Ointment are sold throughout the world. but to those who have suffered much. lost hope and are with- out iaith in any treatment. a liberal sample of each with a 32-p. booklet on the skin and scalp will be mailed free. on application. Address Potter Drug J: Chem. Corp., 50 Columbus Ave" Boston, U. S. A. H. W. DAWSON, Ninety Coiborno Street, Toronto. _ 4 IGH’I‘ THOUSAND , DOLLARS WILL buy beautiful hundred acres in Northamberland County, including Stock and Implements. There is in the stock 4 horses. 10 cows, etc. This is a snap. and can be had on easy terms. Possession at once. . 00D FARMS IN LINCOLN. WELLAND. I Haiton, Peel. York. Durham, North- umberland, Prince Edward counties at reasonable prices. LBERTA, SASKATCHEWAN AND Manitoba. lands in‘ large or small blocks. 4 RUIT FARMSâ€"ALL SIZEH, IN THE Niagara Fruit Belt. H. W. DAWSON, Toronto. NINETYâ€"NINE ACRES IN BRUCE Countyâ€"Soil, clay loam: frame house, barn and granary. Price $1,600. 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