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~â€"--...~ r“..._,.-I.~_. -M.... . ‘ . .-.... , . . I1... .. M .cv-. W... f TAKEN HOME ON A MATTRESS. flow a Snflerer from Sciatica Found Permanent~ Relief. Fierce darting pains, pains like rod hot needles being driven through the legs to the ankles -â€" that’s sciatica. None but the vic- tim can realize the torture of this trouble, and many suffer from it hopelessly in the belief that it can- not be cured. This is a mistake; sciatica. is a nerve trouble, and if the starved nerves are properly nourished with rich, red blood the trouble will soon disappear. Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills make just the new, pure blood needed to feed the sciatica nerve and drive out the racking pain. It has been proved over and over again that they can do this and we offer new the follow- ing additional piece of evidence. Mr. E. H. Pastorious, Harrow, 0ne., says: “Some years ago I was , terribly afflicted with sciatica, 'starting just in my hip and then ex- tending through the leg to' the foot?" At the time' I was attacked I was away from home and had to be brought home on a mattress in a spring waggon, and the agony of the trip was almost more than I could endure. Reaching home I was not able to sit up and remain- ed in bed for six "weeks. The doc- tor did not help me and I tried a number of medicines recommended by neighbors. I paid $5.00 a bottle for one preparation, but it was no better than the rest, and I began to think there was no cure for me. While suffering this untold misery Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills were re- commended, and my wife got me a supply. In the course of a few weeks I began to feel better and could get around with the aid of a cane. I kept on taking the Pills until all the pain'disappcared and I felt-as well as ever I did. I have never had an attack of the trouble since, and although I am now 65 cars of age I feel as vigorous as Idid at 40, all of which I ascribe to Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills.” If you are suffering from sciatica or any nerve or blood trouble, heâ€" gin to cure yourself‘to-day by the use of Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills, which will assuredly do for you what they have done for others, if you give them a fair trial. Sold by all medicine dealers or by mail post paid at-50 cents a box or sixgboxes for $2.50 from The Dr. Williams’ Medicine Cot, Brockville, Ont. ' as.’_.__ 7 Fractions. Lodgerâ€"My brother is coming on a visit; have you ,a couple of spare cots? . Landladyâ€"-A couple! big as all that? Lodgerâ€"No, but, you see, the fact is he really consists of two half-brothers. Is heso “Do you mean to say that such a physical wreck as he gave you that black eye ’I” asked the magistrate. “Sure, your honor, he wasn’t a physical wreck till after he gave me the black eye.” replied the com- plaining wife. Eight Years of Bad ~ Eczema on Hands His: Ms A. Bentlg - Montreal by Cuticura Soap and Ointment Kiss M A. Bentley. 93 University St; nontreal. too. in a recent letter: “Some . nine years ago I noticed small pimpl break- out on the back of my hands. They me velzairritat . and uaily became Worse so t t I coul not a cap at night. I consulted a physician who treated me a Ion time but it got worse. and I could not u hands in water. I was treated at giro ital. and it was just the some. I was i that it was a very bad case of eczema. 3- “Well. Ijust kept on using everything that I could for nearly eight years until I was advised to try Cuticurs Ointment. I did so. d I found after a few applications the urnlng sensations were disappearing. I could also well. and did not have any itching u% the night. I began after a while to use ticurn . I s uclt to the Cuticura treatment and t ought ii’ I could use other “medics or over seven ears with no result ‘ d after only having a ew applications and ding use from Cuilcura Ointment it curved a fair trial with a severe and siub- case. I used the Outicurs Ointment and Soap for near? six months, and I am t uythot havohsndsssciearas “I! is my wish that you publish thh t to the world. and. it anyone doubts it. at them write me. ' Cutlcurn Soap and Ointment are sold by to and dealers e:v‘yhcrywhcre. For a . “r. are“ mean. ' o o rug .mumhus Ava. Boston.%. Q. A. ‘ ' ' Snails Can Exist Indciinitcly With- PUNCH'S EDITOR. When Sir Francis Burnand, dur- ing his editorship, was once asked if he thought “Punch” was as good as it used to be be promptly re- plied, A“It never was.” This reply was both witty and true, and no doubt Mr. Owen Seaman is tempt- ed to answer in the same strain when those individuals who are al- ways glorifying the past are .de- scanting on the present position of “Punch.” It is hardly necessary to state that under Mr. Seaman’s editorship “Punch” was fully main- tained its reputation, and Mr. Sea- Mr. 0. S. Seaman. man is a worthy successor to the illustrious humorists who preceded him in the editorial chair.” Mr. Seaman in his youthful days had no‘intention of adopting a lit- erary career, and after leaving Cambridge, where he attained high honors, he settled down as a master at Rossall School. Later he acted as Professor of Literature at Durâ€" ham College of Science, Newcastle- .onâ€"Tyne. In 1894 he began writing for “Punch,” joining the staff three years later. In 1902 he was appoint- ed assistant editor, and in 1906 he assumed full lcontrol.,.Mr. Seaman has gained a great reputation as a writer of satirical verse, and among his well-known efforts in this direc- tion are “The Battle of the Bays,” “In Cap and Bells,” and “A Har- vest of Chaf .” Mr. Owen ‘Seaman‘ has lamented in verse the strain of being funny once a week, but he apparently bears up well under this strain, for his wit remains fresh and sparkling. _ .â€"â€"â€"_â€"â€"*___._ Trial is Inexpensiveâ€"To those who suffer from dyspepsia, indiges- tion, rheumatism or any ailment arising from derangement of the di- gestive system, a trial of Parme- lee’s Vegetable Pills is recommendâ€" ed, should-the sufferer be unac- quainted with them. The trial will be inexpensive and the result will be another customer for this ex- cellent medicine. So effective is their action that many cures can certainly be traced to- their use where other pills have proved in- effective. - India has 147 vernacular languag- es, the chief of which are Hindi, Bengali, Bihari, Marathi, Panjabi, Tamil, and Telugu. Mlnard's Llnlmant cures Diphtheria. - _~r LIVES WITJIOUT- AIR. out Inhalin g It. While the snail has lungs, heart, and a general circulation and is in every respect an air-breathing crea- ture, it can nevertheless exist index finitely without inhaling the least breath of air, the element that is usually considered the essential in existence in all creatures supplied with lungs. “To all organized creatures,’ ’ said Leppert, “the removal of oxy- gen, water, nourishment and heat causes death to ensue.” When that statement was made Leppert. did not appear to consider the snailas one among the great best of “or- ganized beings,” for experiments by Spallanzani have proved that any or all the usual life conditions can be removed in the case ofthe snail without terminating its existence or in any way impairing its func- tions. The common snail retreats into his shell'on the approach of frosty weather and the opening or mouth of its shell is hermetically sealed by 'a secretion which is of a silky tex- ture and absolfltely impervious to air and water. In this condition it is plain that it is deprived of three of the four elements of life mention, ed aboveâ€"air, water and nourish- ment. ' . 15â€"... Taxation of dogs was first levied in Great Britain in the year 1796. . .-._ .» “mamâ€"N...“ .....r _-. .-~.. ._ mg.“ ---»â€"4>a-‘_WWI’"‘1‘W§‘L‘YW w... KING OSCAR , SARDINES "The tasty tour-Ia that means so much" for luncheon. after. noon tea or sooial evening. Delicious! Nourishing! Get thong From your Grocer . Trade supplied by JOHN W. BIllKLE dz GBEENING. HAMILTON. Maypole Soap THE CLEAN HOME DYE Gives rich. even colors, free from ‘ streak: and absolut- elylul. Does not ' stainhandsor kettles 24 colors. will give any shade. Colors lOc. black 15c. at *your dealer': or East - paid with ooltlel “How to Dye" from F. L. BENEDICT & [l 0. Monirea . the ( if} Wringer 4|! . 15 :6. .J- ‘ ttachecl :- ,‘t 'ijhs erugcr Board extends from the side. out of the way of the cover. This allows practically the whole top of the tub to open upâ€" -‘ make- lt easy to put in and take out clothes. . ‘ .. , No other washer has as large an opening. \ ‘_ " No other washer can be worked with. wank ‘ , handicataldcas wdlas top lever. Do you use Maxwell's "anoflto”â€"(he |_ 3:“: churn that makes quality butter? Ira”. Write us for catalogues if your dealer does not handle thorn. 89 51. mars. Uni. « DAVID MAXWELL & SONS.‘ Or Late, for That Matter. “What’s your opinion of the high price ‘of coal this year ’1” “Well, for one thing, it’s liable to prevent my wife doing her Christmas shopping early.” The fall of one inch of rain is equivalent to one hundred tons of water'per acre of land. Mlnard’s Llnlmcnt Cures Golds. ac. .â€"â€"._'.. Displacement. ' ,. "Do you think the automobile diSIOdge' Obsmvuctions will displace the horse?” “No,” replied the reckless driv- er. “We can’t even get the pedes- trians off the roads.” Do not let a. cold settle on your it) anfi you Will use “0 Other Pre‘ Resort to Bickle’s Anti- Paratmn for ‘1 COld- ' lungs. Consumptive Syrup at the first in- timation of irritation in the throat and prevent disease from lodging i the pulmonary organs. Neglecte colds are the cause of untold «guf- fering throughout the country, all of which could have been prevent- ed by the application of this simple but powerful medicine. The price, 25 cents, brings it within the reach of Striking periodically the clock» of all. , , ’ â€"â€"â€".1 Having 922 beds in constant use, voice}, . Hospital, in White' adjusted Chapel, 13 the largest general hOS- merits cease at a certain time and the London pital in England.. « Mlnard's Llnl’ment Cures Garget In Cows. A Rebuke for Father. Little Mary’s father had denied her a pleasure which she had ~“cron- Graves» fidently expected to enjoy. That night when she said her prayers at her. mother’s knee, she concluded with this petition : “And please don’t give my papa any more children. He‘don’t know how to treat those he’s got new ” n contracted for 200,000 tons of oil d fuel to besupplied to the Navy. ISSUE ‘44â€"’12 for a second helping.” PEARLS 0F TRUTH. The society of good women is the most educative process through which a man can pass.â€"-Mr. J. W. E. Russell. ~ Barring spelling, there is no rea- son why English should not be- come the universal tongueâ€"Dr. A. Graham Bell. If everybody did their share of the work, the world would get along very well with a three hours’ fioiking day. -â€" Mr. Will Thorne, Humanity had not only a duty to keep children alive, but also to give every child a chance of living a tie cent life, and becoming a decent citizenâ€"General Bramwell Booth. There is no policy like politeness; and a good manner is the best thing UNDRED ACRESâ€"COUNTY 116%“) I in the world, either to get one a Oh-eapGggg 3°13, gigging“ “’1’” good name or to supply the want‘of SEVENTLSIX AGREE WITH GOO it'â€"Bu’wer Lyttpn- buildings and apple orchard: abou Whatever may be the causes un~ five miles from Hamilton. derlyin‘g labor unrest there is noth- H, w, DAWSON, Toronm ing to be feared from courses of ed- Just what you need after I bard day’s workâ€"A Refresh» ing cup of TEA Goes farthest for. the money FARMS FOR SALE. H. w. DAWSON, Ninety Golhorno Street. Toronto. lVELLINGTON ucation which demanded self-deny- 11%;?ng near Ontario Anglg‘m mg effort and encouraged mtellec- College. ,écnd for Catalogue. Jone. tual interest.â€"Dr. John Kerr. Johnston. Guelph. ’x“â€"-" ' MALE HELP WANTED. These Pills Curo Rheumatism.â€"- EARN THE RAILWAY STATIC To the many who suffer from rheu- work and earn more money than 111' ' ' . ’ _ nny other trade. We 11 lif for a . . c Q a y mmtlsm ‘1 mm” of Palmelee S veg Canadian railways. Positions scoured. table Pills is recommended. They Write -ior free book 18. Dominion School See HOW ;: have a pronounced action upon the R'ailmfldinfrv Town“)- liver and kidneys and by regulatâ€" MISCELLANEOUS. ANGER. TUMORS. LUMPS. etc. I ing the action of these organs act as an alternative in preventing the i tgrnal sad external. curadwwiithon - . ' ' on n Y our ome treatment. rte nl admmture Of “.110 afnd “I”? bIOOd before too late. Dr. Bellman Medical Do. that causes this pamful dlSOI‘CleI‘. Limited. Collingwond, Ont, They must be taken .aCCOrdlng t0 EARN SILVER. PLATINGâ€"PARTIOU- d1rect1ons and used steadily and {grs free. Specialties 'Agency. Box they will speedily give eVIdence of 1336' mnmeg' their beneficial effects. and Cleaning. This is l. Inoclalty with the Not Always the Rule. B'itlsh American Dye|nz Oo‘ “ 39nd particular: by post and we are sure to satisfy. “He was late getting to his own Gnlrl Med Llist. Address Box 233,Montrenl - weddlng.” 9‘ . . .«Better late than never, I sup- when buying your p‘iano Pose n . fl ‘ insist on havmg am “Oh, I don’t know.” “ Q'E'Tfi. NIGEL" Piano Acti’on I _. . La N G- M"U 3: avg - ’ VIM N h ' We believe MINARD S LII E '1‘ is t e GREOSOTE I best: Mathias Foley, Oil City. Ont. Joseph Snow, Norway. Me. Charles. Whootcu. _.\Iulgrnve. N. S. Rev. R. O. Armstrom- Mulgrave, N. 8. Pierre Lnnders. senr.. Pokcmouche, N. B. Thomas Wesson. Sheifield, N. B. Protect â€"â€"- Preserve -â€"-â€" Beautlfyt Samples and Booklets onyApplication 1374i Bathur’st Street. Not Merely a, Gilmc' ter Flum-es, Engines and Boilers. Too many view matrimony as a game when they 'ought to consider it their life work.‘ Engineers and shimman asp sumâ€".25“! E Eu E g R A P H and Station Agoms' Work in all ‘its details an: incudc'l in the Stop ‘the Coughâ€"Coughing is caused by irritation in the respira- tory passages, and is the effort to . ' that! come course of training included in :he from lnfianlmatlon of the mucous Central Telegraph School. 2 Ger- . . rard St. 11... 'lornlltu. Uorrespuud- membrane. Treatment With Dr. once invited. 'r. J Johnston, Prln. Thomas’ Eclectric Oil Will allay I , " 1'" “"1" “mm”- the infiammation and in conse- quence the cough"'“will cease. Try by. Scottish oil companies alone have A [i .' their Raw Furs. Why not you? We A Talking Clock. day goods are received. Millions of dollars ' line in Canada. I . Mlnard's Llnlment. (lures Distemper. _ Sixty Thousand happen, now send u, 1' ., pay highest prices and express charges. . 2,, ’ charge no commission and sendmonrysume A talking clock has been placed g m m mpg... each year. Denltvlvinth s on the market at Berlm. Instead < ‘ "J" 1" "°“°' “mml‘r‘” °“' Our-"U tothe in te"l'\ir o- tations pnnd thomlegt Editiorimof “mums TRAPPERS GUIDE. 5 book of 90 page. mailed FREE. Write to-dny to John Helium. Mall Dept. so . Tonou'roan Front 32E. calls out the exact time every quar- ter of an hour “in a clear human The mechanism‘can be so that these announce- continue again automatically after a stipulated interval. and June of this year the total births in England and Wales num- bered 216,096. y._..__._ The most obstinate come and warts fail to resist Holloway’s Corn Cure. Try it. All mothers can put away anxi- ety regarding their suffering chil- dren ' when they have Mother Worm Exterminator to give relief. Its efiects are more sure and lasting. ' I That Was All. “Skillings, how came you to quit working for Spotcash' (it (is i" “We had a difference of opmion as to the value of my servrces for another year.” “Was that all ’2” 1 “Yes; I thought I was worth $4,- 000 to them, and they thought I wasn’t worth 40 Cents. So 1 quit. What else could a self-respecting man do ‘1” What Costs. “Is it expensive to send a boy to college?” “No,” replied the father, who had just received another request for funds, “but I find it's expen- sive to keep him there.” ___________..._._____.._.._._â€"- file [if LUMBAGO Because He Took GIN PILLS Mr. H. A. Jukes of Winnipe’ writes: . A Modest Order. Mr. Martinâ€"“Now, then, Ben- nie, what part of the chicken would you prefer?” Bennie (who has been invited to Sunday dinner)â€"-“Why, I’ll take a drum stick, a little white meat off the breast. the gizzard, a wing, the neck and a spoonful of the stuffin’. ’Mom made me promise not to ask for some years past. Hill and he advised me to take_ GIN PILLS. I have been taking intervals during the early part of the present winter, and up-to-date have had no return of my old troubleâ€"in fact I ,Mfccl better than I have for years, and think that my old enemy has vanished for good and all." 50¢. a box, 6 for $2.50. _ Sample free if you write National Drug and Chemical Co. of Canada, Limited. Toronto. 130 LlPTON’S , 811111519 stains 1 soars LANGMUIR and. Limited 'T'ORON'I‘O' ‘ ' ' - ALL SIZES ,. v AND KINDS. . Smoke Stacks ' and Flue-s, Wa- Piliisml '"il’M‘f’f’E‘B‘fS- TORONTO) I For the months of April, May, “I have been a sufferer from' umbago . I met your 7Mr. ' them , at . ’3 4r r- ‘ "4' «,‘_.,'..'. . .I v. , \ ."L’ rs/vrer (-rf.'4‘,a ‘t 3 x x. ‘l _ ,- b’v’fy r é {J .1“ krvf‘.’:\'."§3§“ ....;; -. . . . Mtsn: ' a: ~z. , -, 54‘s.?»- 2 ( J .5“ h as ,yjfi‘ "V - v3. fiWngâ€"fir .. i a; ’1‘ _, <. 3-! N of “‘f also? 5“ 9’39. I éifimvwwer. -..-"-s's-l-‘ e A .r 4 u .1.-