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Fact and Fancy. Love is blindâ€"but not so the gos- sips on the hotel piazzas. The best wooden legs are made of aluminum. .The average man would rather kiss a beautiful mouth than an intellectual brow. Canlel’s hump, white like veal, is a new Parisian delicacy. Don’t forget that the pensive sweet- heart may make an expensive wife. Bulging eyes are ,usually short- sighted. - Some men’s idea of religion is to ' loaf round the house all day Sunday in shirt sleeves and stocking feet. Over twenty per cent. of the Eng- lish nobility are childless. When a girl boils over with rage, she is apt to weep scalding tears. France will handle no cloth that mud staiusr They who know the value of a dollar usually want a dollar and a half for it. ‘Munich banks have girl clerks. When the average mandischarges an obligation, you can hear the re- port for miles around. l L..."â€" All Smiles. A Frenchman, staying at a Lon- don hotel, when presentedavith his bill, paid it without formal protest, but was: most indignant at its amount. “I vish to see zee pro- prictaire,” he said to the clerk. In a minute the proprietor appeared. The Frenchman was all smiles. “Ah 1” he exclaimed: “I must em- brace you !” “But why should you wish to embrace me, sir ‘2” 'asked the astonished hotelkeeper. “I do not understand.” “Look at zees bill!” “Yes; your receipted bill. What of it 2’3 “What of it? Simply sees, zaire; it means zat I shall ne- vaire, no, nevaire, see you again I” Lâ€". Curca Stomach Gas, Stopped Hiccoughs Pains in the Stomach That Yield to Nothing Else, Pass Away Quickly If Nerviline Is Used. READ MR. BRAUN'S STATEMENT. Successfully and Speedily With CUIICHRMOAP :And Cutlcura Ointment, at a trifling cost, is learned .from the special directions. Which accompany these pure, sweet and gentle ‘emollients. ' ‘ Cuuoum Soap and Ointment are sold Moment the world. A liberal. sample of osch,wit.h 83-91!“ booklet on the care and treatment of the Iklnond scalp, sent poet-tree. Address Potter Drug 4: Chem. Com. Dept. 261), Boston, ‘0’. s. A. 7000 rillâ€"on CONTENTMENT. ~â€" Dissatisiaetion Has Caused Many to Rise From Poverty to Wealth. It is perhaps true that some writ- ers and teachers have over-emphar sized the gospel of contentment with our lvot.-- Advancement in every line has been made by people who were discontented with their preâ€" sent opportunities and broke through to something higher. But even allowing this, it is undeniably ltrue that there is a vast amount of Iunholy and wasteful discontent. While history presents many ;cases of people who broke away from a humble task to force their way to something higher, it is fuller lof instances in which a man or weâ€" llnan, by doing with patient faithful- lness an insignificant task, has been called to greater things. _ = “Because of the nail the shoe was llost; because of the shoe the horse was lost; because of the rider the battle was lost.” So it was the “A‘ few weeks ago I ate some green vegetables and some fruit that was not quite ripe. It first brought on a fit of indigestion, but unfortunately it develop- ed into hiccoughs. accompanied by nau- sea and cramps. I was dreadfully ill for two (laysâ€"my head ached and throbbed; I belched gas continually, and I was un- able to sleep at night. A neighbor hap- pened in to see me and urged me to try Nervilino. Well, I wouldn't have believed that any preparation could help so quick- ly. I took half a tcaspoonful of Nervi- line in hot sweetened water. and my stom- ach felt better at once. I used Nerviline several times, and was completely to stored." . The above is from a letter written by G. E. Braun, a well-known stockman and farmer near Lethbridge, Alta. Mr Braun’s favorable opinion of the high merit of Nervlline is shared by thousands of Can- ed. you family remedy. ,â€"â€"â€"__._______ Large family size bottles 50c.. trial size 250: All dealers. or the Catarrhozone 00., Buffalo, N.Y., and Kingston, Canada. ‘1' .. A man boasts of having an um- brella that has been in his posses- sion for more than twenty years. That’s long enough, he ought to re- turn it. l . St. Isidore. P.Q., Aug. 18. 1904. inard'e Liniment Co., Limited. Gentlemen,â€"â€"-I have frequently used lMIN’ARD'S LINIMENT and also prescribe ~it for my patients always with the most ratifying results, and I consider it the I t all-round Liniment extant. ( Yours truly. DR. JOS. AUG. SIROIB. hâ€"-â€"â€"_ Mlnard's Llniment Cures Dandruff. Going Down. Gabeâ€"“He claims he is a descen- dant from a great family.” Steveâ€"“Yes, and he is still des- cendin’g.” _ l l ‘ One Kind. “Pa, what’s cold comfort?” . “Being locked in an ice box on a that August day.” Try Murine Eye Remedy If you have Red, Weak Watery Eyes or Granulated E elids. -â€"Soothes Eye ain. Dru Murine Eye Remedy, Liqui Murine Eye Salve in 250, 50c. Eye Books Free by' Mail. An lye Tenlo W for All Eyes that Need Caro Murine Eye Remedy 00.. Chicago g...â€" Minard's Llnlment Relleves Neuralgla. $100,000,000 Tax on Cllildless. A hundred million dollars annually is the estimated revenue from the . roposed tax on persons not contri- buting to the increase of population in rance. Statistician Bertillon declares here now‘ 23m in Frailce 1,360,000 celi- brates. 1,80 ,000 coup es without child- It , l - v ,, en, 2,650,000 families of two children, a?“ b“ I H be a sister t0 30“- 2,4oo,ooo families with one child. All can suggest a better scheme these Wm be required to Day,“ It 1,, than that. Let me call you mother.” proposed to tax‘ every“ citizen who Then he made a quick getaway. reaches the age of 45 without three ‘ ‘children living, or who reaéhed the age of 21. The tax will be $6 per child for each one under the minimum. ’ , 25c, 50c. Aseptic Tubes. â€"_. His Revenge. “Then you won’t marry me ‘2” Minard': Llnlment for sale everywhere. _...__. Useful in the House. Murphy’s wife was ill, so he thought he would make himself use- ful in the house. He bought a pound of bacon; also a pound oquoap, and he set about preparing a“ nice meal for his wife. ‘She, however, , wondered what was the smell, and called to Murphy what was he do- ip . “Cooking bacon,” he replied. 2" neon! Why, that is soap.” “Then, bedad,” said Murphy, “‘1 must have washed my shirt with the bacon.” ' Hard-Worked Fatherâ€"“I cannot see why you dislike work. To me, it’s real enjoyment.” Lazy Sonâ€"â€" “That’s it. I don’t think it’s right for one to give one’s self up wholly to pleasure.” ISS UE '36â€"’13. Wol-seley, and by the heads of the Admiralty, while men like the late Goldwin Smith ‘wrote articles of i . w _ ff s’hop ex erienco. Virulent denunmatlon of the .‘propoâ€" . " " llt’gufiiwl °1°r owe“ 219 Owen 8" East" sal. The result was that Sir Ed- on ' ward Watkin’s scheme was for the I tune buried, but it was not dead. ' | . 0 all: was brought forward again 1n MISCELLANEOUS. 1906 and in 1907 and found some ANGER, TUMORS, Lumps, mm, . friends, but none of great 1mpor- internal and external. cured with- .. tance who would go wholeheartedly out pain by our home treatment. Write .. for. it, and the London newspapers where they were not hostile were uncertain in tone. ‘â€" Ithe scheme became practically un- * - ~ . . ‘ . Another new remedy blacksmith after all who lost; the “dim” W110 have Proved Nelvmne 15‘ Sim- animous. The entente cordiale was 0 k for Dmbetes-Mcllitus, and sure euro, 15 i ’ ’ ' ply a'“'m“"el for cramps» dmrrhoeal flat‘ f - - ’ “Sauol’s Anti-Diabetes." Price $2.00 from ’ba't'tle- If he had done 1113 work 11181108. nausea, and stomach disorders. 0 course used as an argument 111 It's The Walter erd extend! Mmmflh- druggists or direct. Tile Sauol Manufac- ‘lwell the cause might have triumph- Safe to use. guaranteed ’00 cureâ€"you can favor. The main arguments, how- “9‘” “'° “Y 0”“ °°'°’- “‘1' “W” turillg Company of Canada. Llnp‘ted. _ make no mistake in keeping Nerviline for ever, were purely economical. seriously revived. The arguments opposing it are also revived. The first one to-day is the cost, which those who favor the plan estimate at‘ $80,000,000, while its opponents say it might be much more, and add that it would not app-cal to the or- dinary investing public in France or England. Then comes the engi- neering question. Great authorities are divided on this point as to its practicability. Thirdly, there is the strategic question. tedly not 'so important as it was thirty years ago, and to-day British War Office and the Admir- alty are not believed to be hostile to the project. ' bees,” Smart clare that financiers aresutficiently gists Sell Well (imposed toward it to facilitate the findlng of the capital required. difficulty in addition to others, but so strong backing of the present movement in support of the tunnel scheme that it must be considered as a distinct possibility of the near future. . After a... bath with BABY’S OWN, SOAP the . ', NERVE: ‘ skin is smooth, comfortable and exhalee ‘ the Boyâ€""If you please, father’s sent aroma 9f, freahly 99...: fli’we"! I - '2? the, ladder back wot.’e borrered. Freedom from skin troubles,'é¥plains in some-measure I. 3 iHe s bgoke 1t, agd Willyou’please the refreshing Whidfflgabyr‘ Sc,an am? i , r -er . .3::.:..rs:;;: .50l:°i:..:°l~.: enjoy. speculum useomwsriw - * day.” Mlnard's Llnlment Cures Burn's, Etc. Had Stomach Rumblings 5160,000000 FOR Toms. Distress Beforc' Meals Travellers on (hmâ€"tineut Spend at __ Rate of $30,000 Per Hour. A well-known statistician has just calculated that during the holiday Was Seldom Free From That Weary, Droopy, Half- Dcud Feeling. season tourists in Europe spend Delicater Now Cured, and Gives Good Advice $330,000 per hour, and that ' they flavouredâ€" ‘° o‘h";eng'nt:,°:ys”°p“° spend more than $160,000,000 per Highly concen- trated. year. ' Of the gountries which reap the principal harvest of the tourists’ ~money Switzerland is easily first, Wit-ll 3,000,000 visitors annually, rcâ€" If you have any stomach distress at all you will certainly be interested in the following experience which is told by Mr. Edward Da'whins: "When I was working..around the farm last winter I- had an attack of inflamma- tion," writes Mr. E. P. Dawkins. of Port Richmond. “I was weak for a. long time, presenting about $32,000,000. but well enough to work until spring. But something went. wrong with my bowels The ware’ .Spmn and Italy for I had to use salts or physio all the have fewer to‘lrlslts, but {10$ over time. My stomach kept sour, and always $60,000,000 a,mong them. after eating there was pain and l‘ulncss, _ - Y _ . and all the symptoms of intestinal indi- The expense 0f hOhda'd‘ma'l‘el;s’ 1D eestion. Nothing helped me until I used both foreign and provincial, Paris, with 1,000,000 visitors; Lon- linmilton’si Pills. Instead of hurtling, i e other pil 9, they noted very mi Y. . . » and seemed to heal the bowels. I did no]: don, With 600,000; Berlin With 500,- reqnire large doses to get results wit ' .' Dr. Hamilton’s Pills. and feel so glad that 000’ and Vienna” ‘Elbh 350’0001’} I have found a mild yet certain remedy. any-ml“? to at 19'8va 3403'000’0007 11.0 Today I am wellâ€"no pain, no sour stom- countmg the purchases of souvemrs ach, a good appetite, able to digest any- - - - thing. This is a whole lot. of good for and Va'mous mmor articles-- ono medicine to do. and I can say Dr. Finally, the European watering Hamilton's Pills are the best pills. and ' - - '. my letterhl am sure. proves it... places and scas1de rcsm ts ale estl Pilllfafusc a substitute for Dr. Hamilton's mated to gain $163000:000 from the s of Mandrako'and Butternut. 250. 8,1111 1' , ’ per box or five for $1.00. at all druggiets ua‘ 11“ wsmn 0f tOIUIStS' and storekeepers, or post paid from the Oatai'rhozone 00.. Buffalo. N.Y., and Kingston, Canada. WHY WORRY 1 Choose your variety and ask your grocer for “Clark’S”. Teacher of Hygicnclehy must we always be careful to keep our homes clean and neat? Little Girl â€"â€"Becallse company may walk in at any moment. FARMS FOR SALE. a â€"â€"~___â€"_____ H. w. DAWSON, Nlnety colbornu Street. Toronto. ‘ V FOR SAL Pulleys & elm-lung Suitable {or Mills. Manufacturing Plants, Printing Houses. Etc. RUIT. STOCK. GRAIN AND DAIRY * Farms in all sections of Ontario. Some snaps. 4 ACTORY SITES. WITH OR \VITHOU'I! Railway trnclrage. in Toronto. - Brnmntnn and other town: and cities. .. ' . "r- -â€"â€"â€"____________ R ESIDENTIAL PROPERTIES IN l Brampton and a dozen other MW". -' H. W. DAWSON, Colborne St, Toronto. ..__.._En__.__. CHANNEL TU‘BE PLAN AGAIN. â€"_ Scheme to Connect Ellgland and France By Tllllllel- 2 Wood; Split-Pulleys, 12% x 48 in. Are England and France to be . £01.13 15/16 m' Shafi' . connected by a Channel tunnel? 1 Wood Split Pulley, 12% x 48 in. This old question is again being for 2 15/16 in. shaft. seriously considered. As long as 1 Wood Split, Pulley, 12% x 28 in. thirty years ago a violent campaign for 3 7/16 in. shaft. was waged against this scheme. At 1 Wood Split Pulley, 10% x 36 in. that time a protest against it was for 3 7/16 in. shaft. v‘ ‘ndbld' 7 dd"- mg 6 y ea 1ng peers an ignl Pulley“, of smaller sizes and taries of all churches, in England , . including the late Cardinal Man: Shafmng of Va’nou's 16113th a’nd ning, by members of Parliamem alzes to be sold at very low figures. gndJot’h-er prominent men, such as 30;; 23, w 'ir ohn Lubbock, Brownin , Hux- ' - V ‘ - - “*0 Icy, Spencer and FrederickgHarri- Wilson Puthhmg 00" Tommm. son; by the great London editor-s, by army m-en, such as the Duke of. Cambridge and Field Marshal Lord AGENTS WANTED. I. .7" N ESTABLISHED MONTREAL [IN- vestment Company selling dividend Paying Securities. requires the services of able men. Exclusive territory to right: parties. Good profits can be made in whole or spare time. This is a solid pro- position backed by influential men who form the directorate. Write P. O. Box. 1445, Montreal. for particulars. Mention paper. STAMPS AND COINS. q'l‘AMP COLLECTORSâ€"HUNDRED DIF- k. ferent Foreign Stamps. ~ Catalogue. Album, only Seven Cents. Marks Stamp Company. Toronto. MALE HELP WANTED. MEN 'WANTED YOUNG MAN BE A BARBER. I TEAO 1,v‘Ilou quickly, cheaply, thoroughly an rnish tools free. We give you actual Write for free cata- v.. t l {1’ us before too late. Dr. Bellman Medical w 00., Limited,- Collillgwood, Ont. "w â€"â€"_â€"_____ . ' ALL STONES, KIDNEY AND BLAD- - der Stones, Kidney trouble. Gravel, - Lumbago and kindred ailments positively " cured with the new German remedy. "Sanel," price $1.50. Meanwhile French approval of Mme IGH SPE practically the whole top of the tub to open upâ€" mku it my to put in and take out clothes. No other «Mailer ha: a: large an opening. No olhtr washer can be worked with crank handu of salads well as top (cur. Do you use M-chll'e "anorlte"â€"1ha chum that makes quality butler? Write us for catalogues if your dealer do" not handle theer 89 DAVID MAXWELL (r. SONS. ST. MKRY'S. flnt. Winnipeg; Man. The project for a tunnel is now when buying your Piano insist "on havmg am "one HEGEL” Piano Action This is admit- the The supporters of the scheme de- There remains the sentimental and-influenntial is the usaki.‘ - ' ; ..i‘.‘. | .’ .‘ v v - MONIW aw ALBERT SOAPSI Limited, Manifesto? “HF-..” _,a -â€"â€"‘X' y" . _ - .- ;, :WÂ¥'§w§y°§9°\ily" JAR: sfi’a‘ 5'