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Fenelon Falls Gazette, 26 Jun 1914, p. 3

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l Good-Bye, 01d Backache Neriiline Will Fix You! Stiffness is Rubbed Right Out; Every cover It. Sign of Pain Disappears. Gee whizlâ€"think of it! No more stomach dosing necessary to cure your lame back. ‘ Every trace of lameness, every bit of stiffness, every sign of weakness in the back’s muscles can be rubbed away for all time to come by good old “Ner- viline.” No other liniment can do the work so quickly, can penetrate so deeply, can bring ease and comfort to the back-weary sufferer as Nerviline in- variably does. ‘ Backache isn’t the only malady Nerviline is quick to cure. For lum- bago or sciatica you would go far to find relief so speedly as Nerviline gives. For chronic rheumatism there are pain-destroying properties in Ner- vihne that give it first rank. The way It .limbers up a stiff joint and takes soreness out of strained or rheumatic muscles is simply a wonder. . ' If you have an ache or a pain any- where, if you have a sore back, a stiff neck, a stiff joint, a strained muscleâ€" if you have lumbago, congested chest or sore throat, just try Nerviline. Rub‘ it on plentifulIyâ€"it won’t blis- ter, it can’t do anything but cure you quickly. The large 500 family size bottle is the most economical, of course, but you can, from any dealer, also get the 250. small size of Nervi- line, the king of all pain-relieving re- medics. ._.__.>X4.____. 'rnmn‘ OFIINCOME IN TAXES. __ Sir Wm. Lever Computes Obliga- tions Under Lloyd George’s Tax. Under the new scheme of taxa- tion by David Lloyd George, Chan- cellor of the Exchequer, in his bud- get for 1914-15, a man having an in- come from Ia capital of $5,000,000 .will have to pay one-third of his in- come in taxes. In the first place he has to pay 28 cents on every $5 in income tax; then 'he has to pay ’. a similar amount in supertax, and when he dies $1 on every $5 of what is left has to .be paid for death and estate duties. The total is figured at just under one-third of the in- come. This calculation has been made by Sir William Lever, one of the mil- lionaires who will have to pay, but who does not object. ‘ “I like it,” he said. “In my view the ideal system of taxation, both local and imperial, is through the income tax, the .supertax, death duties, land tax, site value tax, and taxation upon luxuries, such as al-' cohol. tobacco, etc. Everything else free.” While Mr. Lloyd George has fol- lowed his predecessors in his system of taxation, except that he has in- creased the 'Ira'te of income and supertax and death duties, so that the wealthy have to pay the lion’s share, he has gone to other ' coun- tries for some of his ideas. His tax- ation of site valuesis based on the law now in vogue in British Colum- bia, while he 'has gone to the Ameri- can income tax law for the idea of making money accruing to British subjects from investments «abroad ""pay”its'share of taxation. In recent years British capital- ists have made immense invest- ments 1n foreign countries. When Grandmother Didn’t Know , A good cook? Certainly, but she couldn’t have cooked the‘ Indian Corn, rolled and toasted it to a crisp brown, wafer-thin flakes, as we do in preparing Post Toasties They are delicious with cream or milk, or sprinkled over fresh fruit or berries. i From the first cooking of the corn until the sealed, air-tight packages of deli- cately toasted flakes are de- livered to you, Post Toast- ies are never touched by human hand. Grandmother would have liked Post Toasties -â€"-sold by Grocers. : Canadian Postum Cereal Co., Ltd., ‘ - \Vlndsor. Ont. the income from these investments was brought home to be spent the Government, under the old law, levied income tax on itâ€"that is, when the Government could dis- ' But when the income was reinvested abroad the old law did not touch it. Now Lloyd George says all income of British subjects resident in the United Kingdom must contribute to the Imperial ire- v'enue. These foreign investments are estimated at more than a bil-v lion and a half dollars and from this the Chancellor hopes to secure $1,250,000 this year, and double that amount next year. The total increase of revenue from income tax and death duties this year will amount to something like $44,000,- 000. In spite of these increases Sir George Paish, editor of the Statist, says the burden of taxation is much smaller than it has been in modern history. In 1880, when the expendi- ture came to $415,000,000, it was raised out of national income of $5,- 000,000,000. Now the national in- come reaches the enormous total of $12,000,000,000, so it can easily stand the increased, ~ expenditure. Sir George argues that England can bear still greater increases in her budget. “There are good grounds,” he says, “for believing that the intome and wealth of this country will again double in another 30 years. When it reaches $25,000,000,000, and I have no doubt that it will within a generation, a budget of $250,000,â€" 000,000 will be borne more easily than the burden of a $1,000,000,000 in 1914." BABY’S HEALTH ‘ DURING HOT WEATHER During the hot spell the health of baby must be carefully guarded. Diarrhoea, cholera infantum and 'dysentry carry off thousands of pre- cious little lives every summer. Baby’s Own Tablets are especially adapted to keep the little ones well during the summer. They regulate the bowels, Slweete-npthe stomach, and an occasional dose will prevent the dreaded summer complaints, or if they do come on suddenly the prompt use of the Tablets will set baby right again. The Tablets are sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr.~ William's Medicine 00., Bro’ckville, Ont. .â€" His Complaint. “Let me see,” said the doctor, as the patient walked into his office; “what is your complaint now '2” “Why, your bill is too large,” was the startling reply. , YOUR OWN DBUGGIS’I‘ WILL TELL YOU Try Murine EyeRemed for Red, Weak, Watery Eyes and Granulated yelids; No smartin - just. Eye Comfort. )erte for Book 01 the ye by mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy 00., Chicago. Scheme Went Wrong. “We thought this year we’d ira- ther move than clean house.” “Great scheme 1” ~ “Unfortunately, the same idea had occurred to the people who va- cated the house we moved into.” - Ail: for Minara’n and. take no.0ther. Never Saw a Bun Dance. It was the grammar lesson and the teacher was explaining the dif- ference between a common and ab- stract noun. “An example of a common noun is dog,” she said, “for you can see it, while you can not see anything that is an abstract noun. For in- stance, have any of you seen abun- dance 2” There was silence for about a minute. Then a little boy got up and said: “Please, ma’am, I have never seen a bun dance, but I have seen a cake walk.” Of Course Not! A witty Irishman, newly arrived in London, noticed some blankets in a window, ticketed “To be thrown away!” In walked Pat and demanded a pair. He received them and walked out again. The shopkeeper ran after him and stop- ped him. “Here, you haven’t paid for those blankets you got just now 1” “Of course not,” says Pat, “Weren’t they labelled to be thrown aivay, and shure didn’t I come in- and ask you for a pair to save you the trouble of throwing them away ’I’ ’ “What time did your master re- turn last nighth-ane l” “I don’t know, mum, but at 7 o’clock this morning his boots were still warm.” A celebrated vocalist was in a motorcar accident one day. A paâ€" per. after recording the accident, said: “We are happy to state that ~ he was able to appear the following evening in three pieces.” ‘ent way.” said the older woman, v reflectively. POINTED PARAGRAPHS. _.â€" Some men are unable to believe a word they say. A man isn’t necessarily honest because he is poor. Human nature sets a man up as a judge of his neighbor. Sometimes a girl does a young man a great favor by jil-ting-him. Better a woman with rosy cheeks than a man With a rosy nose. Cupid is wise. He leads the cou- ple to the altar and then quits the game. Never judge a married man by his actions when he is away from home. Unless a man keeps moving the world will soon leave him in the lurch. - ' And many a. horse has been badly raced because money talked to the jockey. If it wasn’t for the weather lots of people would have no excuse for talking. From the fruit dealer we get our jamsâ€"end from the wet goods deal- er we get our jamjams. It’s an easy matter to fill teethâ€"- all you have to do is kick a savage dog and then wait a little. With the exception of chocolate caramels there is nothing sweeter to a girl than love’s young dream. It is well to make a good startâ€" and it also well to remember that it is the finish that really counts. 4 'Many a. man makes a strenuous effort to recognize his duty so that he will be in a position to dodge it. . Kg Thinks Providing the provocation equals the offence 'of Jones stepping on Smith’s corns. Far better to use Putnam’s Corn Extractorâ€"it does cure corns and warts in one day without pain. Try “Putnam’s,” free from acids. and pain- less, price 250. at gall dealers. Consuming. “She says her love for you is a consuming passion I” , “It is. It takes five pounds of candy'a week to keep it alive.” ' SUMMER TOURIST RATES TO THE PACIFIC COAST. Via Chicago and North \Vpstern Ry., Special low rate round-trip tickets from all points in Canada to Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Van- couver, Victoria, Edmonton. Calgary, Banff, Yellowstone Park, etc..dur1ng June, July, August and September. Ex- cellent train service. For rates, illus- trated folders, time tables and full par- ticulars, address, B. H. Bennett, General Agent, 46 Yonge Street. Toronto, On- tax-Io. Conditional. Ogdenâ€"Going to get a new suit this spring? _ Owensâ€"If I can find a new tailor. mnard's Liniment used by Physicians. Woes of Women. “What’s the matter, girlie l” “I have lost my ideal. He has married another.” 1 “I lost mine in a.‘ slightly differ- “How was that I” “He married me'.’ ’ W I was cured of Bronchitis and Asthma by MINARD'S LINIMENT. MRS. A. LIVINGSTONE. Lot 5. P.E.I. I was cured of Rheumatism by MINARD'S LINIMENT. Mahone Bay. JOHN MADER, I was cured of a severely sprained leg by MINARD'S LINIMENT. JOSHUA A. WYNACHT. Bridgewater. HANGED BY THE NECK. a Chinese Artist Got Even With Mr. Carnegie. The man who orders goods and then refuses to acceptthem is a trial to shopkeepers and manufac- turers in all lands; a novel way. of serving such delinquents is describ- ed in a curious little anecdote told in “The Memoirs of William Hick- (By-7, There was a CIh-inaman who took excellent likenesses in clay, which he afterwards colored, and they were altogether well executed. To this man’s shop Poltt and I went to see his performances. We found Mr. Carnegie, surgeon of the ship 110w wearing All Right 8. severe attack of ' Nottingham, sitting for his portrait, and complaining violently of the extremely ugly phiz the artist was making. After he had repeated this several times, the man laid down his tools, and looking signifi- cantly at Carnegie, said, “Hi, you r handsome face no have got how can make,” and turning to Pott, he con- tinued, “Here can make handsome face, for too much ee handsome face have got.” Carnegie was offended at both observations, and. declared he would not pay for or take the model away. He kept his word, and the next time we called at the shop we found the image of Mr. Carnegie tucked up, hanging by a rope round the neck to a beam with several others. Inquiring the meanin of that, the Chinaman, with mu anger, an- swered, “All these have too, much ee grand ladrones, give me too much trouble, make handsome face, no ,pay, no take, so must ee hang up. . >I<.____.__ Will Quickly Gure of Port Richmond. “I was weak for a. long time, but well- enough to work until spring. But something went wrong with my bowels for I had to use salts or physio all the time. My stomach kept sour, and always after eating there was pain and fulness, and all the symptoms of intestinal indi- gestion. Nothing helped me until I used Dr. Hamilton’s Pills. Instead of hurting, like other pills, they acted very mildly, and seemed to heal the bowels. I did not require large doses to get results with Dr. Hamilton's Pills, and feel so glad that I have found a mild yet certain remedy. To-day I am wellâ€"no pain, no sour stomach, a good appetite, able to digest anything. This. is a whole lot of good for one medicine to do, and I can say Dr. Hamilton’s Pills are the best pills, and my letter, I am sure, proves it. Refuse a substitute for Dr. Hamil- ton’s Pills of Mandrake and Butternut, sold in yellow boxes, 250. All dealers, or The Catarrhozone 00., Kingston, Ont. _»s__._ It’s No Wonder. A minister, spending a holiday in the North of Ireland, was out walk- ing, and feeling very thirsty called at a farmhouse for a drink of milk. The farmer’s wife gave him a large bowl of milk, and while he was quenching his thirst a number of pigs got round about him. The minister noticed that the pigs were very strange in their manner, so he saidâ€"“My good lady,‘why are the pigs so excited I” The farmer’s wife repliedâ€"“Sure, it’s no wonder they are excited, sir; it’s their own little bowl you are drinking out of l” Lesson in Etiquette. She was a little girl and very poâ€" lite. It was the first time she had been on a visit alone, and she had been carefully instructed how to behave. _ “If they ask you, to dine With them,” papa had said, “you must say, ‘No, thank you; I have already dined.’ ” It turned out just as papa. had anticipated. “Come along, Marjorie,” said her little friend’s father, “you must have a bite with us.” “No, thank you,” said the little girl with dignity. “I have already bitten.” By Proxy. Maudeâ€"eCarline is a great woman of fashion. Beatrixâ€"Does she children ’1 Maude â€"â€" Oh, no I nurse to do it. neglect her She hires a Keep Minard's‘ Liniment 1n the house. never heard of him.” “I guess that took him down a peg or two.” “I guess it didn’t. He started right out to find them and borrow money.” Dr. Morse’s Indian Root Pills exactly meet the need which so often arises in every family for a medicine ' to open up and regulate the bowels. Not only are they effective in all cases of Constl ation, but they help greatly in brea ing up a Cold or La Grippe by cleanin out the system and purifying the b ,ood. In the same we. they relieve or cure Biliousness, In igestion, Sick Headaches, Rheum- atism and other common ailments. I In the fullest sense of the words Dr. Morse’s Indian Root Pills are 47 A Household Remedy ISSUE 26â€"’1~l. New Fields. “I told him there was a dozen of people right here in town who had ED. 7. I ‘. Any Sour Stomach ' i Relieves Fullness After Meals. ' "When I was working around the : farm last winter, I had an attack of in- ' flammation,” writes Mr. E. P. Dawkins, Highest grade beans k‘ept whole and mealy by perfect baking, retaining their full strength. Flavored with delicious sauces. They have no equal. The Arts Course may be taken by correspon- . deuce, but students ' desiring to graduate must attend one session. ~ QUEEN’S . â€". ' _ UNIVERSITY KINGSTON, ONTARIO ' ARTS APPLIED SCIENCE ' EDUCATION Including ' ' MEDICINE ENGINEERING 9 SUMMER SCHOOL JULY and AUGUST 1 22 , G. Y. CHOWN, Registrar, Kingston, Ont. ' Couldn’t Find It. “Mary, why didn’t you sound the dinner gong?” “Please, ’m, I couldn’t find it.” “Why, there it is on the .hall table I” “Please ’m, you said this morn- ing that was the breakfast gon.” Minard's Liniment Lumberman’s I‘rlend Altruism. “Jim,” said an henest coal deal- er to one of his drivers. “Jim, make that ton of coal 200 pounds short. It is for a poor, delicate widow, and she will have tocarry all of it up two flights of stairs. I don’t want her to overtax her strengt .” is the’ best.» remedy’ known for sunburn; heat. rashes, eczema‘ sore feet), stings and “blisters. 'A skin food 3‘ All Druggssis and Storesâ€"60c." "E’ R A '1‘ 0n the , 2 ’5 We offer you free =tllis book that tells ,5: you all about horse ' . diseases and how to cure them. Call for it at you: = 7 local druggist or~wnte us. - KENDALL’S. SPAVIN CURE 32, Is Invaluable. It cures Bpavln, Curb, Splint, ;. : “ _ Itlngbonc or any other lameness, quicklyand safely .7: _ ’ at small expense. Bend what Leo Cndignn, otEnnis- -,- ., 5"» more, Ont. says: "I used your Spavln Cure on n. , T horse that had Ringbonc. and It cured him in four - ' weeks limo." Kendall's Spavln Cure Is sold at the uniform ‘prlco of 81 a bottle, 6 mm. If you cannot get it or our ;. . . free book at your local druggist’s, Write us. ' Dr. B. J. KENDALL COMPANY ._, Enosburg Falls,Vermont 81 ,1;- ___________.._____.____.____â€" snares FOR SALE. M 3!. 'W. DAWSON, Ninety Colborne Street. Toronto. F YOU \VAN’I‘ TO BUY OR SELL A Fruit, Stock, Grain or Dairy Farm. write H. W. Dawson, Brampton, or 90 Colborne St. Toronto. n. w. DAWSON, Golborne so. 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