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Rubber Dolls‘ The S40; 1892 Ont. Mr. Bok on Literary Successes )Iado Out- side of New York. . The greatest literary successes have been made outside of New York City, writes E - ward \V. link in an article on “Literary Chances in New York” in the January Ladir-s‘ lime Jouszial. The most success- i ful books or the past ten years, with two or ' three exceptions, haVe neither been written I in New York nor published within its bor- ' ders , the literary men and women of fore- most repuzatiou do not all, by any means, live '1: New York ; although New York pub.i.hts the bulk of the bestknown ‘pei'iodieals, the two American periodicals havinbr achieved the largest and most merited circulations are both published in other cities than New York, and that the three Poets conceded now to be the truest repres zillal ivus of American poetry are not one of tiieizi residepts of New York. I do not say that all this may not be changed in 1 the tuture; in fact, I think it very probable ; that it will. but these are potent facts as 1 they now exist. In no sense do they ques- tion New York’s supremacy. lcite these facts merely to let them testify to the un- doubted truth that a. literary success can be made outside of New York just as Well as from it. “Charles Egbert Uraddock,” did not go to New York to win literary fame, nor did she even choose a New York pub- lisher, and the same is true of Edward Bellamy. Nor did Eugene Field or James VVhitcomb Riley feel that they needed to go to New York to reach eminence as writers. Mr. Howells made his succe~s years be- fore he Went to New York. Joel Chandler Harris and Thomas NelSon Page spoke from the south and Were heard in New York. Lew “’allaCe did not find it necessary to go to New York to write “Ben Hur.” And thus one might go on indefinitely. But these men and women had something to say that the rest of the world had not said, and the man who can do this will be heard from, whether he writes from the most obscure of western towns, or from the most central point in New York City. It is not so much the place as it is the man. Cream will rise to the surface whether tl e cow is milked in New York or in the back,- woods of ths wildest and farthest western woods 0! LBS wuuesu uuu iai‘tucau mining town. WCDUOIH ELECTRICITY ON THE FARM. Everything Done by the Motor Except the Lifting of the Mortgage, A vast field for electricity is opening up in its practical application to farm work, and the discussions of this subject in vari- ous engineering journals has created con- siderable interest. The Electrical World has begun the publication of a series of articles upon the practical application of electricity to the various farm operations and implements, with illustrations of a plant Which is situated in one of the finest agricultural states or the west, and which Snow's in detail how the electric motor can be made to perform most of the work which the horse or the steam engine is now called upon to do. There are four classes of farmwork to which electricity is applicable: First, for power purposes; second, lighting ;third, heating, and fourth, for the operation of telephones, signals, alarms, etc. Examples under these various heads are numerous. For instance, hay, grain, and other products can be hoisted by electric power, which can be also appli d to ordinary elevators. An electric motor may run pumping ap- paratus, which will furnish water for the drinking troughs, for tire purposes, or for watering the garden, use in dairy houses, etc. J"" ‘ thoroughly, and depend entirely upon nature , to furnish all the fluid that is necessary for : mastication. i As for medicine, in all probability you ‘ ' need a tonic. A one-grain quinine capsule three times each day, if you are not in the = habit of taking this drug ; or tincture of i iron, five drops in a wineglassful of water ' three times each day, for three days ; then ' omit it for three days. It is a bad plan to i take any preparation of iron steadily. Always alternate say three days of medi- cine with three days of no medicine. Your . system may not take kindly to iron; once] in a while we meet with a person who can- i not take it in any form. You can readily i tell, however, by a dull pain which comes i just over the eyes. The pain comes When'l one continues to use the iron too long, or ‘ takes it in too large doses. and readily dis- appears on reducing the dose, or perhaps stopping its use entirely. An infusion tea, of wild cherry bark in water, is an old-fashioned, but valuable and safe tonic. Make it strong. until it is bitter and "puckery.” Take a wineglassful twice a day. You may consider the treatment I am advising as too radicalâ€"too thorough. You may think that there ought to be a q ' way to a cure for a simple headache, but do not deceive yourself. There are means of speedy relief, but the cure I want you to make is thorough, complete and lasting, and like all things well done, requires patience. _ -1. -_- -t Everything Done by the Motor Except the Lifting of the Mortgage, A vast field for electricity is opening up in its pracbical application to farm work, and the discussions of thisrsubjecb in vari- rThere are four classes of farmwork to which electricity is applicable: First, for power purposes; second, lighting ;third, heating, and fourth, for the operation of telephones, signals, alarms, etc. Examples under these various heads are numerous. For instance, hay, grain, and other products can be hoisted by electric power, which can be also appli d to ordinary elevators. An electric motor may run pumping ap- paratus, which will furnish water for the drinking troughs, for tire purposes, or for watering the garden, use in dairy houses, etc. All such miscellaneous machines as threshers, grinders, shellers, hay presses, grindstones, etc., can be readily operated by electric motors. It is very probably that in time electric raiIWay lines may exist over the best agricultural regions, fur- nishing communication between the difl'er- ent farms, as well as small tramway: on separate farms, connecting the different buildings, while electric ploughs and vehicles of all sorts are among the possi- NEW YORK NOT NECESSARY. bilitiu. Madame Sarah Barnhardt has lost one of her sincerest admirers. A poor fellow named Benatre, who has just died at the Bicetre madhouse, near Paris, went liter- ally raving mad for love of her. He had seen her in “Bay Bias” as the Queen of Spain, and from that moment he could ; talk and think of nothing but her talents ' and charms. At that time he occupied a very good post in connection with the Paris Municipal Council, but he had to leave tor neglecting his business. In vain he wrote to the popular actress imploring her to wed him, and in vain he haunted the stage door ‘ of the Porte St. Martin. The tragedy queen looked so coldly upon her eccentric suitor that she refused to grant him even an in- terview. Then came her marriage with the late M. Jacques Damaln, and this finally upset what little mental equilibrium the poor municipal employe still preserved. He had to be taken to Bicetre asylum, from which he was destined never to come out alive. King Oscar of Sweden celebrated his twenty-fifth anniversary as a doctor of phil- osophy last month. As Duke of Ostgoth- land the University of Lund conferred that degree upon him a quarter of a century ago. in recognition of his services to literature and scienco. His Majesty spent the day at the university and allowed the Bishop of 'Fleusberg to place again a. wreath of laurel upon his brow. The university is naturally proud of its adopted alumnus, as the King is a man of learning. able to converse in- telligently upon almost any topic, and a poet of no mean parts. He has also com- posed music. His Majesty is the tallest monarch in Europe, overlapping even the Czar of Russia by several inches. A fine shock of hair covers his head, and a long, heavy beard, adds dignity to his face. In his robes of state he looks the ideal king.â€" Chicago Times. In England clerks of a. large provincial bank joley own a. cottage by the sea, 50 miles away, where all pass their holidays, occupying it. in detachments during the summer. . ' The new brewery tax is causing general depression in the beer business in Germany. The Altoua. Brewery Union has already raised its price three pfennigs the half-litre. It is estimated that England’s wheat crop for this year is about 55,000,000 bush- els. or less than two bushels for each in- habitant. She must buy at least 150,000,- 000 bushels more from some outside source. RSD \Y, JANUARY 19. 1‘39; One of Sarah'o 811w". The King: 0f Sweden. FOR N liRVOUS WUM E3 a Li i s ' Th t ' WHO HAVE HEADACHES AND OTHER v "3 pungWWEenm an ANNOYING SYMPTOMS. Maj. Jones, Government Engineer in charge, of the improvement of the Upper. - Mississippi and tributaries, and in charge Reliable Information for Keeping in Good ‘. of the roads and waters of the Yeliowstoner I ‘ . . .. . ' Park, is 121s: back iron: an exploring tout. Healthâ€"A Remedy for the Trouble Outâ€" 3: through thQSnoshone ran're of mountains, O . . . . 0 ~. lined in Detailâ€"The Headache of the L Whlcn skirts tne park 0” the east. He was shown by a. rancher a barometer spring and Brain Worker. ifouud it to be one of the most \‘L ouuerful _ _ ‘freaks of nature ever discovered. The The headache t°_Wh10b. an 3933310: Major yesterday gave this account of his nervous woman is subject, arises from en- ‘ trip and the spring: tirely different causes from that Of her. "Soda Butte is a mound of travertine on fleshy, lull-hioodeu SISt’er' It. comes from a email creek in the northeast portion of functionaldis-arrangement, to De sure, but the park. It was formed by the deposi- i i . . . . . Ewhere m the one ”Me the macninery 15 tion ox sediment from a calcareous spring ! i clogged up and retarded by an accuniula- similar to those at Mammotn Hot Springs. ‘ tiou 0.: “u?“m‘OP-i matter, in the other the l The spring is now dead, but along the 1 functional inactiv1tyis Simply because of 1n- q creek just below are several small ones ; suthcient force, power or strength to keep ; hifihly charged with (rases and $31th of : up the necessary work. E sufphur, soda, etc. a - w Uu VLJ \Agnny. an v..-. fleshy, full-bIOOded sister. It; comes from functional disarrangemeub, to be sure, but where in me one case the machinery is clogged up and retarded by an accumula- tion of extraneous manner, m the other the functional inactiviny is simply because of in- sutficient force, power or strength to keep up the necessary work. ‘ ‘1 Jâ€"._A..,J.. “I, ---- , ., _ , , The remedy is difficult because it depends 1 “One of these has developed into a. pecu- so much upon the will and determination of ' - - . . - . .' ' . ' ; . I). ' the woman herself but it is easy and sure liarity that is decidedly urnqlxe. ‘ - assmg h l y (i th . t' ‘ t under ‘ oy it recently in the mmst o: a severe w en we can )rinb e pa lent 0 an - i storm, I was struck w ith the peculiar inky standing or'her case. . l blackness 0f the sediment upon the bottom Br 1efiy ‘, lake things easmr. ? of the spring and the short outlet which Do not Iret. D0 wnat you, can. and do. leads its waters into a creek. Just then not worry about the work leit unuone. i a rancher came along and, seeing me, said! CODLI‘Ol your temper and vour tongue. “ ‘ V 7. . ., . . . Avoid worrying, and fault-finding. 1 ‘bee my barometer '. Tb?“ spring ls ‘ -. the finest barometer iu the Lnxted btates. Sleep more than y°u do’ Take Wu" When it's oin r to rain or raise hâ€"l with sleep the first part of the night. I l h g ., 5 . . . ‘ h Of course you Will say - “Where is the? t 1e weat er tnatbspring {5“ es the ull snap use in retirimr early when I just lie there? away JY tnrnufio ”Ck-“1110?? r its bottom. awake ” Simol ' another matter of habit I -t- erwise 1“. ttozn Is a tie same as the d y ‘ ' .1 P 3 ., _ ’ 1| 111188 or the held, mister. lne gray of the anG :ne easx y dover (join: f mornin’ and the roses and pinkSof the even- e your ӣ5315 0 put “P or you in’ kinder et mixed and min led allover seven capsules of eight-grain anti-febrin ‘ it, and she'gs a daisy then. %l‘he bottom each,-and 12k: on; each night as yfiuhretire t turns whiter than the swan when it’s going at nine 00 C - n 3- wee you “'1 ave 3?: to snow redder than a volcano when it’s new and good habit formed, and the ole” goin’ to’be hot, greener than an emerald “n"- bmken “0- when a tenderfwt looks in it.’ v Hy- __-- not; worry about the work left undone. Comrol your temper and your tongue. Avoid worrying, and fault-finding. Sleep more than you do. Take your sleep the first part of the night. .117. 0A LL ‘ Of course you wxll say: “Where is the use in retiring early when I just lie there awake.” Simply auoLher matter of habit and one easily overcome. * Get your druggist to put up for you seven capsules of eight-grain anti-febrin eat-hound take one each night as you retire at nine o’clock. In a. week you will have a new and good habit formed, and the olt’ one broken up. What I have previously written about attention to regular habits applies to all women. . . ‘ But in the matter of eating and nourish- ment, do not; stint. yourself in any way. Eat what you like, Whatexer agrees with you, but. eat. slowly, masticate your food 3 -A,..:__l ...... n nature râ€" -- -_-v- Do you know what that narrow chest. of yours indicates? It means that you are only half living.- It. means that you are not well-balanced. Your brain and nerve machinery are working away at full speed, probably with abnormal activity, and you are breathing with half your lung power. _. d _:_:_..L-5L- ”nanny-not yv W \ul 0 Every morning on rising bathe the throat, chest, shoulders and arms. Commence with tepid water and each morning use it 1 little cooler until in a month you can use cold water on the coldest morning in vin- I ter. Put a. teupoonful of alcohol or cologne in the water. 3nd after the bathing rub yourself with a coarse towel until you are nearly out of breath with the exercise. Now to‘ sum up : The radical, perm nent cure for sick headache in weakmervoul women must combine the following : A general toning up of the system. Regularity of habits. Plenty of sleep at the right time. A powerful exercise of the will to keep up a cheerful, quiet, easy frame of mind. up a UHCUILUI, Minn-v, v“: --â€".--- v_ __,,,, As to immediate relief there is nothing better than menthol. 1 Get your druggist to make for you a strong solution thus : Menthol, half ounce. Alcohol, one fluid ounce. Mix. For external application, use this tincture full strength. Paint it right over the pain. Then take half a. glass of hot water and add from three to ten drops of the tincture, in- hale the fumes until it cools 05, so that you can drink it, and remember that it should be taken as hot as possible. There is another headache which comes from unusual exhaustion, and is terribly acute. It is the headache of the brain Worker. vvv- .-v-- It can always be stopped, however, by taking a fair dose, say Len grains, of qui- nine at. bed time and a good night’s sleep. Then, too, we have the traveller’s head- ache : even this may be avoided. First, do not work yourself up into a ner- vous frenzv of hurry by trying to do a. thouâ€" sand and one things, and then rush to catch a. train. Do not worry all the way to the station about, things you have left undone. Do not go too long without, eating: when your regular lunch time or dinner time or tea. time comes, eat. something. if in be only a. cracker. An excellent plan is to take a. few raisins in your pocket and eat them when you feel tired or relaxed. Raisins are peculiar, and while I would not. advise you to eat many on ordinary occasionsâ€"they are indigest- ibleâ€"still they will give an empty stomach plenty of work, and their stimulant eti'ect upon a. tired, exhausted person is quick, effective and pronounced. â€" Ladies’ Home Journal. The smallest complete bible ever pub- lished has just been issued by the Oxford University press. It; is 315 inches long, ‘21; inches wide and g of an inch thick. An attempt with electric omnibusses is to be made on Liverpool street, in Lon- don. The cost is estimated at three peace a. mile, as against five pence for horse power. WONDERS OF THE YELLOWSTONE. “I thought he was telling me a fairy story. A month later found me again at the spring. The day was semi-clear, but fine. Ominous little clouds were gathering in the upper sky, am it Was getting to be something of a. question what was coming. Snow in the mountains in November is something serious. - - . o ,‘ “ 1565; to have a. lttle change in the weather,’ suggested I to the rancher, who stood near me. “ ‘Not much, partner; barometer says no.’ “I went to the spring. The blackness was wholly gone, and in its place was the pearly gray of the morning, while in the outlet the gray was softly blended with delicate hues of pink and carmine. It W38 beautiful to the eye, but the fumes of the hydro-sulphuric acid were unbearable. “When mother earth wrinkled out the Rocky Mountains there was left a very soft and tender spot in the region where the Yellowstone Park now lies. Here her sur- face crust of rock was softened from close contact with the heat which is supposed to hold her interior in a fluid condition, and there was a raging of volcanoes through craters and fissures many miles in length. The face of nature must have been a lurid show in those days. Great rivers of melted rock flowed down the mountain sides, spread over great areas of valley and plain, and incidentally piled up the est of all the wonders of the park, the Shoe. hone Mountains. This range is a mass of peaks, in width about sixty miles. in length more than 100, which are almost wholly composed of lava. It lies in apparently horizontal beds, cut into mighty canons by the streams and peculiarly weathered into the vertical cliffs which generally cap the summits of the peaks. I have measured a thickness of over 5,000 feet of lava among these lofty peaks, which reach with con- siderable uniformity altitudes of l0.000 to 12,000 feet above the level of the sea. Th0 mountain walls are weathered into peculiar shapes of colossal magnitude, making the scenery novel and magnificent. “It is 8. very curious tact than the meat from this spring changes color the changes of weather. “The record of the rock: show no piece in ell the eel-eh where so much volcanic energy has been expended, and the geyee- end em new in union ere considered to be pert o! the dying throes of the pent-up spit“ of volcanoes.”â€"St. Paul Globe. Dawsonâ€"I saw seven doctors go into the house across the street. Is there a patient. with some puzzling malady 2 Dempseyâ€"Yes, a messenger-boy was over-heated with runningâ€"Chicago Inter- I “I know my feet are to stand on,’ said a crabbed individual in a crowded cable car to his neighbor, “but, if it is just the same to you I would like that privilege exclusively for myself. “'31 you please h], 1!- J -I_L:- “I read Schopenhauer in German.” “Why, I never knew you understood German.” “I don’t. But Schopenhauer is no hard- ertouudersmnd in me origxml than in English.”â€"Harpcr’s Bazar. Mrs. Bingoâ€"Don’t. you think, dear, it would be a. good idea for you to give me an expense book, so that, me coming vear you will know where all the money chingo-J can tell without any expense book, darling. A111 have to do is to look on your backâ€"New York Herald. A new theatre in New York was opened a. short time ago by Mrs. Beere. She didn’t. take, and now they are going to try “The Isle of anunpagn 1.” It's a big jump from “Beere” Lo "cuaxx:pa.gne,” but. New York will probably be aim: to stand it.â€" Brooklyn Eagle. press. “Well, I’il be blowed,” as the safe said when it learned that n had been sold to a. man who lived in Cuicago.â€"Bu1falo Ex- Mnmvvâ€"J __ et down on {Her floor?”â€"15hiladélphia It in and an: the bang must go, It no more o‘er foreheads will droop. But. we u'dently, earnestly pray hat 1‘ will b. avod frotlx‘I‘ghe soup. 7 __ '_L‘ The maiden who is “faddish.” Who is aiways m “the gzme," ls jusb now dawning n )um Of her time and all her powers To the study of the right wa) to say I\ .I _____...‘ Cheerful Chan 1éChic-xo litter-00‘. fiidgmztéki’s color with