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ey might tthe most 1 [at SPRINGg are veritabld his house fl 0 I mor clerk. prices to; lave themi a fact. Iation; in1 211 exhibiti ,1 anyone akes a to1 nes we 'ofi'e :sâ€"-â€"no math are capable Lurroundmgs Skin and 0th Tess has be sit to the mg 56 of Messrs. ’t., Lindsay. to be fourtdfl i at fifteen 1‘ have just 1‘9" H. is an 59“ s treat .y of :s, Wan r PARLo: from a twen and prices .tion of men EMT. So: on Such kept constantly neplinished, con- gettlng satisfaction rchasing from the V’- j',:; Sugars and General Groceries, Crook- ..j and Glassware, Cured Hams, Bacon, fortiand Smoked Fish, Canned Goods of all Description, Woodenware and Dairy Supplies, Flour Feed , Chop, Oatmeal, Etc . WATOHMAN 50 CENTS PER. ANNUM. ALL KINDS gopened V811 a. Storehouse Bros. Egg; W All kinds of Plain and Eancy Job Print ing promptly attended to. *2? Tickets RTMENTS ARE 1â€"â€" J OS. COOPER, . CAMPBELL. Store. CITY PRICES. Proprietor THE VVATCHMAIV Before you purchase look at F. MCCARTY’S Stock of Watches, Clocks and Jewellery. VValtham, Elgin, Hampden, with Thomas and Swiss movements. Gold, Gold Filled, Silver and Silveroid Cases. ReliableWa’cches for railroad men at the lowest prices. New styles in clccks by the best makers. Chains, Engage- ment Rings, Wedding Rings, Finest Quality REPAIRING \Ve make a specialty, trying to give satisfaction, and reliance. We have been successful in our effort from the crowd of regular customers who favor us. We are sure of a large increase of business. Try W. F. MCCARTY for fine repairing on Jewellery. Opposite lDaly House, Lindsay. (Near the New Post Oflice.) This large and commodious house has been leased and is now opened as a first- class TEMPERANGE HOUSE. The furniture is new and everything about the house will be kept in perfect order. Strict attention will be paid to guests. The travelling public will find this a comfort- able stopping place. Entrance to yard and stable through Veitch’s yam. MEALS 2°C.; LUNCHES ISC- AT ALL HOURS G. A. BROWN, Proprietor MR. RICHARD HUMPHREYS THE WINDSOR HOUSE. or will visit pupils at their homes. Would invite the public to see STOCK of MUSIC, both Classic and Modern, which he has for saie, and will furnish both MUSIQ and INSTRUMENTS at reasonable prices. PlAN OS TUNED Lindsay, will receive pupus tn QIANO ORGAN, VIOLIN, ETC, . #4:. -'. . . ’ L111? l}: 2 lumlvrtukt‘ tobriffl," I {mu-l1 any {nirly iim-lligvnt ‘wrsun ()l'citln‘l WK, “110 mm I‘clul und \\ ritvnuld “1107 .‘lflt'r instruction, will work industriclualy, lme (u vm'u Three Tlmusuml Dollars fl Yenrin tlu-iruwn luvulilir~.\\'hvri~\-i-r they liveJ will also flirnish the snuminu ur mnplnynwmmt \v Inn-n 3 on can earn that ampum. No mom'y for mu- uulvss .-Iu1‘resf1un.9 abate. ‘17“:in and Quickly learned. I dcsiru 1m: um: workrr from each dislfiul 0r mumy. I have nlrcady tuuzllt It}!!! provided with employment a Inf 0 number, who are "inking over $3000 a yur each. It‘s NE‘ and 507.1 l>.‘l<u1l purti‘culars FIREE. Address at once. 1‘. Ck ALLlnN. Box 420, Augusta, Maine- Having removad to the North End of Skitch’s no“ WILL My. F. Mch/z‘y, will receive pupils there for LINDSAY, THURbDAY,'MAY 21, (891. TH E J EWELLER. : indsay. v ' '3: S. Kg. Office and residence Cambridge St Lindsay opposite Baptist Church, Lecturer on Orthopedic Surgery in the women’s Medical College, and in Toronto University; Consulting Orthopedic Sur- geon to Victoria Hospital for sick children, Toronto. Diseases of the Joints and De- formities only. Consultation 10 to 3. DR. DEGRASSI, P LYSICIAN, SURGEON. ETC., ETC., Wellington-St Dr. B. E, McKENZIE, BA, LU. ULL'LJ- UVAL‘ .I. a. ........ U Office and resizlence, Russell Street, Lindsay, second door west of York Street. Office hours, 9.00 A. M. to 10.30 A. M. ; 1.30 P. M. to 3 P. M. and 7 to S P. M.“ Graduate of Univ. pill-inky C9}, 6317.7“ Physicmns Surge Rockwood Asylumh King gcon, Lindsay Dismct. Lindsay, Feb. 4th, 189:. ters. Soli Lindsay. Bloor St. W. (Near Yonge St.) To G H. HOPKINS (successor to Martin Hopkins) Barrister, Solicitor etc, Office, Wilham St. Lindsay Ontario. lVJ. RISTERS, SOLICITORS. etc. Hamilton’s Block, Kent street, Lmdsay. JOHN McSWEYN. DONALD R. ANDERSON 1 ° CITOR, Proctor, Notory Public, Cc Etc. Officesin Bigelow's Block, Comer Y( Streets Entrance on York Street, Lindsay lVl. RISTERS, Solicitors, Notaries, etc., etc. Offices over Ontario Bank, Kent-Sn, Lindsay. D. T. MCINTYRE. T. STEWART n. LICI'I‘OR, etc., Cleark of Peace, Lindsay, tore, Kent-St. Lindsay. StS ARTHUR O’LEARY. Barristers, Solicnors, c. Office, Kent St. Bakers Block,upstairs. MONEY TO LOAN at, lowefit current rates. IOHNA PARPON R I MCLAU‘JIILIN privfieg° to borrower to pa princxpnl with any paymCI and wnthOUt expense. lnt made in my office R. SIMPSON, PHYSICIAN. MONEY To LOAN. AT LOWEST CURRENT RATES, INTEREST PAYABLE YEARLY. SURGEON, ETC., COMPANIES’ PRIVATE FUNDS TO LOAN AT LO\VEST RATES. McINTYRE 8c STEWART, Barristers and etc., Lindsay. £1. Private and at above rates, OI securlty. Debentures. Mortgages and Notes negoti- ated to best advantage. BARRON . 6: The London Guarantee and Accident: In- surance (3:111:11ny of London‘ England Capital $130,000. Liberal policyâ€"Bonus every five years, M5 per :mnum secures $5 weekly compensation, and $1000 in the event of death by acoldent. >. MOORE. ALEX. JACKSON. OORE JACKSON (SUCCESS- ORS to Hudsp eth Jackson) Barris- Solicitors etcp Office William street, , TERS Attorneys at c. Office, Dohney CSWEYN ANDERSON, BAR- Lindsay, ’LEAEIY O’LEARY, BAyRIS cINTYRE STEWART, BAR grofessional' @arbs. HERRIMAN, M. D. M _c.. DEVLIN, BARRISTERSOâ€" Terms to g‘fipsicians. Dean, BARRISTER, SOLI UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF Acd lent Insurance. lluALy VVI.’ n. Viv-I'v- Suygeons,0nt. Late Pilgléician of ngston. Grand Trunk Sur- DR. J. SIMPSON, JOHN at Law, Solicitbrs in Chancery :v Block, Kent street. 80000.00 :1 yvnr h being made by John R. Goodwin," rnyA.) .,nl \\ urk fur us, Reader, you may nul Innku us nuu:h.lmt we Can two I yuu quivkly lluw In vurn from $5 to 1‘") u Ilu_\' m xhu Murt, um] more as you [:0 on. Bath m‘xtks, nll age-s. In any part of “\xnm-im, you (-nu commence at. home, giv- ‘in‘: MI your 11mm“:- film”: moments only to the work. All is mew. Great pay SURE for over) water. We start ypu, fumiahing everything. EASILY. Sl’EbDILY burned. PARTICULARS FREE. Address It once, .3 L IASUN It (20-, PORTLAND, WK. 0 pay of? any sum on account of ,vmcnt of Interest thhout notice Interest yearly. All payments 1d Company funds to loan on good Farm and Town MCLAUGH LIN, suit borrower. N McLAUGHLIN, Solicitors. Lindsav.- County Crown Attorney, Ont. Offloa- over Foley’s c D. MACML‘RCIIY knew- Azent Lindsay Toronto. Memberof . DEAN . Public, Conveyance Comer York 8: Kefit , Lindsay, Ont. HUGH O'LEARY Jronto. 8-1y. AGONY, AGONY AGONY. THE TORTURES EXPERIENCED ' IN GETTING A TOOTH FILLED. The Preliminary Twinges of 2 Molar and What They Lead Toâ€"I‘IOW' the Dentist Beguiles You Into Keep- ing the Tooth with a. Hole in It, "You really must have that tooth out. You have put it off as long as you possibly can, and you are not going to have any more nonsense about it. True, it wlll be painful, but the pain will be only momentary, and if you grip the arms of the chair hard and hold your head firmly against the back, the ach- ing tooth will be out in a jiffy. There is a science about getting a tooth pulled, just as there is about everything else, and you are going to show the friend who accompanies you that you can do it as scientifically as anybody could Wish. How foolish it is to pass countless sleepless nights for the sake oi {avoiding a little brief pain! You enter the dentist’s office with a jaunty air, for you know that if you don’t assume an air of jauutiness, you will let everybody see how terribly nervous you are. But you don’t intend to let any one see anything of the kind, for you have a reputation for forti- tude, which is more precious t3 you than all the teeth in the world. That is what you think before you get into the chair. The dentist comes up to you with a kindly smile, just as if he were not the very worst demon that ever walked the earth, and asks you in an olfhand way which one it is this time. You do not speak, for you are afraid that your voice may not be perfectly under your control, but you point suggestively to- ward that portion of your mouth which re- minds you of nothing so much as a red hot donkey engine. Then you mount to the chair. The dentist waits until he sees that you have opened' your mouth as much as you possibly can, and then asks you if you wo n’t please open it a little more. You nearly dislocate your jaw in a vain attempt to do ,_n_ _ 11 Annâ€"v waLVVWV\ JV...â€" 0" so, and then the dentist takes a small crow- bar and gouges the exposed nerve of your acher until you are ready to shriek with pain. J'L â€" J-_L:_‘- Law-n.- “Why, my dear sir,” exclaims the dentist, “it will never do for us to lose this splendid molar? It is one of the best teeth we have in our head and we really cannot afford to have it removed. We can save it, without any trouble whatsoever. The only thing the matter with it is a little ulce: ation about the roots and the absence of anything above the Your conscious feeling after the dentist has finished his oration is one of delight at the thought that you won’t have to have that tooth pulled after all. Then you wonder if the filling will hurt as much as having it drawn, but the dentist assures you that it won’t hurt at all, and he can do the Whole job in less than an hour. In a moment of weakness, for which you curse yourself a little later, you consent to surrender yourself to that fiend in human disguise, and glance around at the sofa to see if your friend has sneaked ofl‘ and left you helpless. No, hang him! he is still there, grinning in anticipation of your coming misery. Then the dentist, when he feels comment that he has compromised you beyond the possibility of changing your mind, goes about the preparations for his crime in a very deliberate manner. First he sharpens all of his tools, those that he is going to use and those that he is not going to use, in front of your face. Then, when he has reduced you to a state of imbecility by that means, he goes through a little warming up exercise with the automatic buzz-saw variously known as a drill and a lathe, in see if it is in proper condition for boring holes in your jawbone. When he has done everything that he can think of to drive you wild with fear, he smiles cheerfully and remarks that it is a fine day. Then you know how it feels to be fine day. Then you Know now It; men W Lu: hanged on a fine day. With the squirming, wriggling, terrible buzz-saw, held lightly between his thumb and forefinger, he forces half his hand into your mouth, and gently tears out a piece of the aching nerve with the drill. Then he runs the lathe, which is turning at the rate of 5,000.000 revolutions a minute. all around the raw edge of the root, and drills a double-track tunnel down through one of the roots. You writhe and twist, but his hand is pressing your head firmly against the back of the chair, and, strong man as you are, you are completely at the mercy of the assassin. After he has wiped the gore from his inâ€" fernal machine and tried some of the goug- ing-tools on his thumb-nail, he takes a, small syringe and squirts half a pint of ice cold water away down into the tooth. Then he digs around for several minutes with a medium-sized trowel, and smiles in fiendish glee as he notes the agonized rolling of your eyeballs. There! You wouldn’t keep still, you know, and the trowel has torna large piece from the inside of your cheek. It wasn’t his fault, you know. He couldn’t help it. If you couldn’t be still for a. few moments and sub- mit to a little pain, you mustn’t blame him for anything that might happen. "#1--“ LA But the worst hasn‘t come yet. 'When he has stanched your wounds and stuffed half ‘ a halo of cotton into your mouth, he puts the quivering nerve playfully with one of his confounded mining tools and remarks that it will take a. lot of gold. You think of the large amount of gold which you would cheer- fully give to any charitable institution, to be named by the Winner, if your friend would sneak up behind that man and fractui e his skull with a chair. Then the demist takes a lot of gold leaf out of a secret drawer and commences to roll it up in little pills that remind you of the time when you used to hit the pipe with your friend, the Chinese hit the pipe with your Il‘lenu, we uuiuese misâ€" traveller. Then, he places one of the little pills in the tooth, balancing it carefully on top of the nerve, and hits it a savage whack with a dwarf sledge hammer which he had hitherto concealed behind his back. Gee Whit-taker! That was the worst yet. You have heard of the tortures practised upon their prisoners by the cannibals, of hotpotting and cold- drawing, of dismemberment and back-action decapitation, but that was positively the worst, the very apotheosis of all human agony summed up into one short moment. of time. And that man actually thinks you are going? to let him do it again! Will you? Oh, yes; certainly! You are the most ob- ‘ liging lunatic on the face of the: earth. But 'you have to draw the line somewhere. You must make some distinction between friendly harshness and premeditated murder. See, he is rolling up another pill. Now he 73 1d who accompanies t as scientifically as How foolish it is to nights for the sake of the back, the ach- jiffy. There is a ,th pulled, justas alse. and you are he feels confident ad Toâ€"How an Aching the dentist When he m1: 915m :4; UL]. one Lop of the :33: one. lifgs his band to strike another blow. There isa demoniaoal gleam in his eye. As the hammer descends, you jerk your head to one side andâ€"catch the hammer on your upper lip. Holy prophet of the pull-back skirt! Does that man want to tempt you to crime, to force your hands into a 'sea of blood and br 11d upon your soul the ranch-brand of Cain£ It is very funny. Hat-ha! If that man only knew how near he waste his death, would he s full-set-for-é You are I You mu nomy 1: L 1 other J Cuba i110 disa; The men arr: prob: shaft and knvscking wav 1 A venerable old man says :â€"“Let the slandered take comfort; it’s only at fruit trees that thieves throw stones." thr A lady, in interviewing a candidate for the post of cook, inquired if she could make entrees well. “No,” she ingenu- ously replied; “ but I made the beds in my last place. Quick as you can. What: :Luu mum: to go! Then. your blood beâ€"â€"â€" \Vhat”s the matter: Oh, the tooth is filled is it? And you have become somewhat rambling from the pain, and the dentist and your friend have been very much frightened indeed, and have just succeeded in bringing you round? r A! ,, I ‘7‘-.. Young Artistrâ€"-“ Don’t you think those are lovely flesh-tints I have managed to get into that picture '2” Criticâ€"“ I do indeed. isn’t it a pity we can’t have such tints in nature. 2” ”‘ “‘23‘”o J ‘ " ' ’ What‘s that? Come again? Oh, yes! You will come again. But you will bring a gun. When the honeymoon waned. â€"â€"Mr Pad- dock Fieldâ€"“Remember that you took me for better or for worse.” Mrs. Fieldâ€" “Oh, Paddy ! I know that T. took you for a good deal better than you are.’ Servant-“ There’s a gentleman down- stairs, ma’am.” Mistressâ€"“Show him up to the drawing-room." Servantâ€"â€"“ But he has come to clean the chimblv.” Mistress â€"“ Then show him up the chimney.” A Mrs. Hannah Jones raised a tablet to the memory of the departed J ones, who i had been a hosier, the inscription on which after recording his many virtues, wound up with the the following coupler:â€" He left his hose, his Hannah, and his love. To go and sing hosannah in the realms above. Landladyâ€".â€"“ That new boarder needn’t try to make me think he is a bacheior. He’s either married or is a widower.” Millingsâ€"“How can you tell?" Landlady â€"“ He always turns his back to me when he opens his pocket-book to pay his boar " As Sheridan was entering court one day .carrying his books and briefs in a green bag, according to the castume of the time some of his brother barristers, thinking to play a j ke on him, urged some boys to ask him if he had old clothes for sale in his green bag. “ Oh, no 3” instantly re- plied Sheridan. “ They are all new suits.’.’ on (10 not Wifeâ€"“I believe that more women than men go to heaven." Husbandâ€"“You I’I’V'l‘ Lllall ILIVAA Dv v- ___, do ;what makes you think 50 Y" Wifeâ€" “ Women live better lives than men:” Husbandâ€"“ I grant it, Many, but there is one thing that leads me to think there are very few women on the other side.” Wifeâ€"“What is that '2" Husband-~“It is spoken of as the silent shore.” A true story.â€"Enter housemaid to give notice. Mistress:â€"â€"-“ Why, Sarah what are you dissatisfied with ?" Housemaid (with a simper):-â€"-“It ain’t as: anything is wrong, mum, but- I’m going to get marri- ed ” Mistressâ€""Why, you didn’t tell me you were engaged when you came 2” Housemaidzâ€"“No, mum, I wasn’t then. But you remember you gave me a holiday about two months ago to go to a funeral. Well I'm going to -marry that corpse’s husband.” A Scotsman on a recent visit to Dublin went to see a private museum, which was advertised to contain the oldest and queer. est antiquities in the world. The show- man brought out a large sword and said ~â€"“This is the sword that Balaam slew his ass with.” The Scotsman, being well up in Bible history, here interrupted and saidâ€"“ Bazaam did not slay his ass 2 he only wished for a sword to slay it.” “ 0111” returned Pat, “ then this is the very sword he wished for.” A beggar some little time ago called at a gentleman’s residence and asked for some- thing to eat. The mistress of the house among other articles of food placed a nice whole apple tart on the kitchen table be- fore the self-invited guest. The lady had occasion to leave the kitchen for a few minutes; on her return she noticed that the whole pie was gone, and asked the beggar, “What did you do with the dish?" He replied. “I h’aint seen no dish, but I did think the bottom crust was a leetle ” I tough. LL16 bengal tiger has more courage than the lion, according to a showman, wha states that the matter was tested in this manner: ”We placed a shooting cracker in the respect- ive cages and fired the fuses. As soon a“ the fuses began to bum they attracted the ut~ tention of both animals, but in a widely clif- ferent manner. The lion drew into a cor- ner and watched the prOCecdings with a distrustful and uneasy eye. The tiger, on the contrary, advanced to the burning fuse with a firm step and unflinching gaze. On reaching the cracker he took hispaw and be- gan to roll it over the floor, and when it ex. ploded beneath his very nose he did not flinch, but continued his examination until perfectly satisfied. The lion betrayed great fear when he heard the report of the explo- sion and for quite a time could not be mated out of his den.” POT-POURRI. )3 Di )Y( \Vha‘ 13 I‘OCK 10] it Oll 111 D