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“I don’t see a thingâ€"not a. thing '3” inâ€" terrupted Mr. Bcwser, as he reaches for his paper. “I have told you that you were making a. fool of that young ’un. I have also proved it to you. You are bound and determined to go ahead, and I have nothing more to say. In future years, when the children run after him and yell ‘F 001 Bowser 1’ perhaps you’ll I‘YBu see,” began Mrs. Browser in ex planatjon, “ynu see that babiesâ€"” Mr. Bowser sat down with a. great jar, flushing from red to white and back again. The howls died away, the tears ceased to fall, and in forty seconds baby was smil- ingjgain. --.. ‘v-v .- U‘B'UI.¢IQ U “7531: baby suddenly raised was a how] of terror and dismay which could be heard clear across the street, and Mrs. Bowser dashed Mr. Bowser aside, grabbed the child in her arms, and tossed him up and exclaimed : ”Dere 3 Dere 2 Did 00 great big papa. scare 00 almost to def? Too badâ€"too bad! He shan’t scare mamma’s ’ittle angel no more 2" “Wilham J., in case you are inclined to sit on my knee for a while extend your arms.” Baby didn't extend. He stopped kick- ing and his smile was replaced by a look of wonder. “Your mother having stepped out for a moment” continued Mr. Bowser. “You are in my charge. In case you want to et 11 raise T'our hand as a. signal.” g - 7 .1 The child was deposited in the crib, kicking and crowing and smiling. and Mrs. Bowser retreated out of the range of vision. Mr. Rowser then advanced. arms folded, and with sober face and in sober tones observed : “Never ! Never talked a. word of such nonsense ! My mother was a. woman of sense 1” “How should babies be talked to '2” “The same as a grown person, of course. Do you suppose that a young ’un under- srands when you aay. “you ’ittie angel, tum an’see oor darlin’ mamma ?” “Of course he does I” “Bosh ! I’ll prove to you that it’s all nonsense and that. you are making a. fool of him. Now. then put him in his crib and get out of his sight. I propose to show you that he's got sense and can understand sensible talk.” “Your mother talked baby talk to you.” said Mrs. Bowser after a. long silence, during which young Bowser was trying to get hjs bare foot into his mouth. “N o ma’am ; you haven’tâ€"not unless the said babies were born with sawdust in the head in place of brains. I believe that’s what ails half the adult population of this country to-dayâ€"they were made fools of by their mothers during infancy and childhood. I don’t want to be arbit- rary about anythingâ€" I never am arbitrary â€"but you will oblige me very much in- deed by shopping this nonsensical talk at once and forever.” . “You have to talk baby talk to babies, haven’t you ?" she queried in a doubtful way. “Do you refer to the way I talk to him 2” “Of course I do. If you’d been jabber- ed at in that way in your infancy you wouldn’t know enough now to go down to the grocery for Clothespins. I don’t wonder that the child is howling half the time. He must be thoroughly disgusted with such talk.” “Why, of course not 3” she replied with a startled demeanor. “Oh. you don’t! Don’t intend to bring it up for an asylum, then 2” “Mr. Bowser, what do you mean P “And what language do you ’ expect him to sneak when he grows up 2? con- tinued Mr. Bowser without heeding her question. “Why, the English language, of course.” “English, eh ? Then why dont you talk to him in English? I’ve been, watching and listening for the last month, but haven’t been able to get onto the dialect. Is it Cherokee, native African, Portuguese, South Sea Island, or what 2 He may be able to say “sugar” or "eat" in the English language when he grows up, but I doubt if he goes beyond that.” His Efforts to Show that Sensible Talk Would be Understood. “Mrs. Bowser, do you look upon that child as an infernal idiot Cl” sudden- ly exclaimed Mr Bowser the other evening as she was talking to the baby while preparing him for bed. But sweet and kind and good ! I’de better try myself to be So good that when she looks at me With eyes so loving all the day, I’ll never want to turn sway. To dream that grandma c3uld Be anything in all her life â€"0ur Little Ones. MR. BOWSER AND THE BABY. Sb very; Qery Wise 2 Now what if I shauld find it true That grandma had been naughty. too? Bu_t ah ! what am I thinking of 2 If I should out the glasses on, And look m grandma’s eyes, Do you suppose that I would be And turn, and seem to try To hunt for something on the floor, She’s sure to know it all the more. She says to me : “Yes, littleone, ’Tis written in your eye 1” And if I took the other way, When grandma. puts her glasses on, And looks at meâ€"just soâ€" If I have done a. naughty thing, She’s sure to somehow know. How is it she can always tell, So very, very, very well ? GRANDMA. Mummy worxmg out her sound principles, and has an inc‘inanion to make t1 her model of imitation in l;z:'.--J. G. Bouriuob, i American Academy of P1 Science. _-~- rvv- Allfiu from running for office.” The jurisdiction possessed by the courts of trying all cases of bribery and corruption at elections, and giving judgment on the facts before them, in this way relieving the legislature of a duty which could not, as experience has shown, be satisfactorily per- ‘ formed by a political body influenced too often by impulses of party ambition. The placing by the constitution of the jurisdiction over divorce in the parliament of the Dominion and not in the legislatures of the provincesâ€"the upper house being now by usage the court for the trial of cases of this kind, except in the small maritime provinces, which had courts of this char- acter previous to the federal union. The effect of the careful regard entertained for the marriage tie may be estimated from the fact, that from 1867 to 1886 there was only 116 divorces granted in Canada against 328,613 in the various States of the Union. The comparison I have made ought, I submit, to show that Canada has been steadily working out her own destiny on sound principles, and has in nowise shown an inc'ination to make the United States lxcr model oi imitation in am; vim] nm-timn ,___ ~Juvvnl us; "USU“! of the serious consideration of their co- workers in the cause of good and efficient government : An executive working in unison with and dependent on parliament ; its members be- ing present in both branches, ready to in. form the house and country on all matters of administration, holding office by the will of the people; representatives initiating and controlling all measures of public poli- cy and directing generally private legisla- tion. An effective and methodical system of procedure, regulating and controlling all legislation of a private character, so as to protect vested rights and public interests. A judiciary not dependent on public ca- price, but holding uiiicc during good behav- ior, and only removable by the joint action ; of the tWo houses and the executive of the ‘ federal State. A large and efficient body of public ser- vants whose members hold office not on an uncertain political tenure, but as long as they are able to perform their duties satis- factorily, and who have always before them the prospect of a. competency for old age at the close of a career of public usefulness. A system of voting at elections which effectually secures the secrecy and purity of the ballot, effectually guards the voter “against the ticket peddler, election work- ers and spies,” and practically “takes the monopoly of nomination out of the hands of professional politicians, and removes the MAI- “_-Lâ€"-â€"A of _._.---.v.uu uvrouucuuc of the provinces to a large extent on the Dominion exchequer, there is room for doubt whether the constitution of Canada does not exhibit elements of weakness. The Senate of the United States is a body of great power and varied ability to which the people may refer with pride and gratu- lation. The reference to the courts of all cases involving points of constitutional in- terpretation has also worked to the advan- tage of the commonwealths. On the other hand, Canadians call attentlon to the following features of their system as worthy of tho ¢AF;A.~â€" ~Aâ€"-"J* ' " n ' - , e__ -7 .. svnuylulll UBACU for granted in the United states that in these diversities the advantages are alto- gether on the side of the States. This, however, I take to be a mistaken view. I think Canadians may fairly claim that they possess institutions worthy of the study and imitation of their neighbors. I acknowledge that in the constitution of the upper houses, in the existence of the political veto, in the financial dependence 1‘; OLA v._-_:_--_ L, n Both Are the Children of the Mother of ‘ All Governmentsâ€" Jtht Should Be Borne in Mind Wlman Viewing Both- Some Canadian Institutions, The Canadian Dominion and the Ameri- can Commonwealths trace most of the political institutions they possess to the great English mother of all governments. In the course of many years diversities have naturally grown up in the working out of{ those institutions. It is generallyrtakenl‘ ’AI‘ ~_.._L-J 1 A1 On Tuesday morning Albert E. Bell. fireman, of Carleton, was killed on the C. P. R. track. Hugh Richmond, driver on the C. P. R. died of heart disease at Smith’s Falls on Saturday. BOURINOT ON CANADA. HE INSTITUTES A COMPARISON WITH THE UNITED STATES. Rev. Thomas Coaford, Methodist has just died in London, Ont, aged 79 years- Agnus Macdonald, of Wolfe Island, caught a. sturgeon weighing 200 pounds on Wednesday. L ,,_, ‘mib Hans.” But as he went along home he shook his head frequently, as if unable, after all, to see quite clearly how he had gained any- thing by “Going to law.” “take this and go Itind Eat the budge repaired ;its the besticourse you can take.” “Yaas,” said the Dutchman slowly, “nnnn ll.“ :-'L u._-L L..LL-_ LL-.. L- ,,,,, “Very well," said the lawyer, pocketing one of the notes and giving him the other “‘nl’n LL:_ A -J _,_L LL , 1 “Not more than five tollar,” said the Dutchman. “How much will it ‘éost to repair it ?” aske‘q the honest lawyer. FinallZv, the aggrieved party went to e. neighboring lawyer, and placing two five- dollar notes in his band, said: “I’ll give you all dish monisn if you’ll make Hans doA jg'stice miq. de prjdge. ” Two Dutchmen, who had built and used for many years in common a small bridge over a. stream which ran through their farms. had a dispute concerning repairs which it required, one of them positively refusing to bear any portion of the expense necessary to the purchase of a few planks. And even when the youngster called, “Goo! goo!” and kicked and struggled to get his hands on Mr. b’owser’s bald spot and smooth it down, the old man refused to notice his existence on earth. enjoy the fun. Take him away and con- tinue right on I” ;, dat ish much better than to quart-'ei 183, and has in nowise shown ‘to make the United States .mitation in any vital particu- Bourinot, in Annals of the NEWS NOTES. Going to Law. ‘olitical and Sofieâ€"1.1 candi- ? men N.B.â€"Bighest cash prices for Rags per, Lead, Brass, Rubber, Zinc and RnH.‘ House. All kinds of Tinware, Crocker , Looking Glasses, Bedsteads. Springs, Mattrasses, Washstands, Tables, Chairs, Sideboards, Lamps, Combs, Brushes and General Household Furniture, new and second- hand at the AUCTION MART, Opposite Benson House AUCTION MART. Agent for the Hamilton Mineral Works. GIVE HIM A CALL. by '1 MAIL THE WATCHMAV-N. LINDSAY, THURSDAY, JULY 14 1892. REINHART LAGE‘R. Agent for the celebrated J.‘SHANNON WHISKZES, A LES AND and Newest Brands WINES, he Leading Liquor Merchant 19 Kent st., opposite Hurley 8: Brady’s. FOR The ChoiceSt, Tin Pails 80 and fipwaid. Co. of Toronto, L’td., 423 Spadina Ave" Toronto. 2 Rubber-Tipped Led Pencils 50,â€" Big 2 Quart Bread Pan 250 mu “ n- A Who will kindly send us the N o and style of their plows we will send one or a dozen of the Johnston Patent Plow Shares, Guard and Underscore Attachment, manu- factured by this company and supplied by our agents at average, ordinary price of common shares. We will expect testi- monials, if only on post cards, giving candid opinions, as we have many already highly in our favor. Agents wanted; we will pay good salaries to the right men. ; Address The Johnston Patent Plow Share l 7 Bars Electric Soap 25c. MALL. W111 receive prompt attention. OHS A. BARRON, Q. C. (Solicitor for Dominion Bank.) Lindsay. Offi- ces William St, in new Dominion Bank building. T0 ‘YFARMERS 0R AGENTS ORDERS The Best Selected, sold by druggists or sent by mu 50c. E. T. Karenina, Warren, Pa. Piso's Remedy hr 0mm: mine est, Easiest to Use. and Cheapest. ffPO]? TERS GO TOâ€"â€".‘~' 1 Box Toilet Soap 1 c. Dealer in New and Second! 8 Papers of Pins {50. 250 Envelopes 85c June 1, 18923 Buggies. Waggons and setting tyres a specialty. Repairs to Blacksmith,s Bel lows and Plates. All work warranted. Portable or stationary forges supplied. The subscriber is kinds of Mill-Picks, jabbing in connectior -..v r‘.a_u.. mum ‘fuu oy me most approved styles and appliances forthelr retentxon and comfort. Numbers of persons are wearing teeth made by Mr. Neelands over 20 years and never required repairs. Prices from $10 to $65 for an upper or under set. Persons from_ a distance will slease send 31 P0“ card befoe coming. Office, Kent Strett, Lmdsay extracting teeth. He is now using a new style or forcep, which he had expressly manufactured while on hrslast vxstt to New York, which removes the teeth thhiout danger ofmjury to the gums orjaw, the gums healmg up beautifully in a few days, and no consequent trouble. Artificial teeth inserted on all the pogular bases :tnd by the most approved styles and appliances forthelrfetention and comfort. Numbers of persons are wearing teeth made by Mr. Neelands over 20 vears and hM|V-â€" _.._.A9 I Gas, _Vitalized Air, administered for nearly 23 years, extracting teeth 1“ or thousands of persons WIthOUt? pamdeof pain. He uSes the latest approvyd appli- ances tor administering the Gas. He studied under Dr. Colton, of New York, the inventor of gas for ex- tracting teeth, w ho has given it to over 160,000 per sons and not a fatal case. By the aid of the new H} he can make indestructible store broken and decayed tee contour and color. By thi have porcelam crowns attach 15 NO PLATE REQUIRED. -â€"-AND THEâ€"â€" PORCELAIN FILLING SYSTEM successfully practised by Mr. Gross. An upper or under set of good teeth for 310. Pure GAS and VITALIZED AIR for painless extraction. Free when artificial teeth are required. Over 30 years exper- ience. Rooms over Kennedy’s store. op- posite Dominion Bank. Kent Street. CROWN and BRIDGE WORK, J. N EELAN DS, All branches of Dentistry,includinz the beautiful and durable DENTIST my”. Aunuss, The legal partnership heretofore exist- ing between Messrs. Barron 8c McLaugh- lin, has been this day dissolved by mutual consent. Debts to the firm may be settled with either Mr. Barron or Mr. McLaughlin Mr. Barron continues his Erivate practice in the new Dominion Ban building, and Mr. McLaughlin remains in practice in the old office, Baker’s Block, Kent St. Lindsay. PPLY TO MR. JOHN A BARRON Lindsay, for Moneys for Investment, at Lowest Rates of Interest. Oflices William St. in new Dominion Bank build- ings. pluymenl ma :eacn you Fulfil. No a nee to ~t lain hm. Full infunnuion FREE. TRUE a $0., All UBTA. WI. md more after A mu; exflgn'vehEe. W. “Emmi-h youâ€"{ho cmâ€" ,. I. 5' 1.7 ._‘ can he earned at our NEW line ol‘work, I“, is rapidly and honorably. by those of .41; ~ eilln-r in. young or old, and in their 13 ‘I? own loculitien,wherever they live. Any '1 one can do the work. Easy to lurn. We mrniuh everything. We nun you. No riuk. You can devote _\'~ur apnre moments, or all your time to the work. Thin ii In n-zuiyely new lead.lnd brings wonderful lucceu to every worker. ngmners are earning from $25 to $50 per Week and upwudl. .Jâ€"Aâ€"A-A‘A‘__ uAu, _-_ Dissolution of Partnership. Dated this 31st: of May 1892. (S'g'd) JOHN A. BARRON, R. J. MCLAUGHLIN r Mill-ricks, and to do allibihwe-l: in connection with Blacksmithing " Lindsay. of the neW_ Hydro-Carbon Gas Furnace e mdestructxble porcelain fillings and re- and decayed teeth to their original shape, color. By this process old roots can In crowns attached ; consequently THERE RRnHlDEh REPAIRING . HERLIHEY. hand Furniture. William St. Lindsay pregared_ to dress all mm ST, M. R. 0. D. S. ONT. LINDSAY ! V_V‘-- v.1“ V 1.10 (mm and British Companies No better evidence is requi value and popularity of the A DOWMENT Policies. ASSETS, - - - SURPLUS, (by Canadian Sta INOOME, - - - DEPOSIT AT OTTAWA, POLICIES IN FORGE - NEW POLIOIES, I890 - THE lETNAf ife Assurance Cnmnanv W CASH paid at the Storehouse Lindsay, Sept. 18th. 1890â€"36-5. Wheat, Peas, Barley, Oats, Red and Alsike Glover and Potatoes TO FARM ERSl McDonnell Cowdry Accident Insurance. The London Guarantee and Accident In surance Company of London, England Capital $1,250,000. Liberal policy-Bonus every five years, 85 per annum secures 85 weekly compensation and $1000 in the event of death by accldent. JOHN D. MACMCRCHY Gen eral Agent, Lindsay Are now prepared to buy at the new G. T. R. Storehouse, Lindsay. BJlullou. A: (10.. Dealer in Fresh and Salt Meats. Orders delivered to any part of the tow Mattrass and SpIings for $5. Common do, very low. We are making a special ‘ A Sideboard for $4.50. 3. Bureau for $4, XOUR HOMES CAN BE FURNISHED CHEAPLY nowadays compared with the outlay that would have necessary a few years ago. Well-made Furniture was He cheaper in price than it is to-davâ€"with us. at lea“ .~.--..o..-.ma. . A Handsome Parlor Suite for $ ire Assm nce Company. It’s a well recognized fact that daily surroundings hav moulding of character. If the home be neatly furniShec the chances are that the good man will come home ' early 0’ nights and that the children will grow up refined and gentle. \‘ ~ Search the W of the Con ty ANDERSON, NUGENT oohzag ENDOWNMENTS Furniture Dealers and Manufacturers, near the *. TULLY, â€"5th door cut of the maket. -...o.- such-nu...- ched-room Suite for $11 Sum: fink Curran» lmvo- bum mndvtt work for uh. by A mm l‘ngr. Austin, Tenn. and Jun. huun, 'lulmln. Ohio. SM cur. Other: arcduingnnwi]. Why nut gnu? Some rum uu-rfiUOJM x mnmh. You can do 1h:- Mm'k Ind H" t lmme, when-var you are. Even be- gimwrn Il’" runny turning from S5 to film: day. All 1301. We uhow you how ‘nd It"! you. Can work in I In time or I" the time. Big money or work- ers. Failure unknown among them. NEW Ind wonderfui. Particular: the. Box 880 PortlandJKuno WE WILL GIVE YOU You will find flu; Furniture ' $37,397 238 Standard) 7,353,507 ‘ ' 6,243,780 ' 3,000,000 ' |24,907,2l7 - 23,370,242 1gs tor ’ :ps. C are mak. ommon Ch ' m . ans 8' a speaal drive in ’MHau F11 . I :1“: 1'1‘ attrasses. ‘ he’ll HOUDANS. WHITE LEGHflRNSs PLYMOUTH ROCKS. Orders filled as received. stock are all prize birds, :15 fl HIGH-GLASS POULTRY Parties Wanting TNOROUGH-BRED POULTRY C. H. NICHOLSON. Gen. Pass. and th. 322. C. F. GILDERSLEEVE Pom Boa General Manager, ‘ KINGSTON. ? RETURNIB 'Gâ€" LeaVes Charlom 11.15 1’. 11., except Tuesday (113.9445 and Saturday a: 4.25 PA! mems Rochester wiyth early trains for all i on bew York Central and all dive; lines. CALLS at Brighton and Colbo \Vednesday and Friday at 400 3‘ Rochester, and Wednesday Morning Saturday Evening from Rochester. Will leave Coboutg at 8 11.15., and Hope at 9. 45 A. M. ., on arrival of G Trains from North, East and \\ est. DAILY - FOR - HUGHES Lake entario Steamboat NORTH KIN F. C. TAYLOR, MONEY T0 LOAN. AT LOWEST CURRENT RA‘ INTEREST PAYABLE YEA McINTYRE STEWA Barristers and etc., Lin‘ Magnificient New Steamer Terms to suit borrower. PLYMOUTH ROCKS a Bedstead for Agent, Lindsay. D. 0- TM“ had better apply to nth besides the wa'er c» e noonday nose and n is eyes wx watches c dvance upo rk a. swish, elan That' ands a sucker in i' sun is \-.fX‘;ili cck are tmL; x 3 [h radiant it LE1», 3th lose the h- lithii'lj ( {'0 ‘-1:'i A1 ‘9 L‘i,‘\ r' =43 and hifl ; labia. . ,i. fishing {0110“5 $z favourably affected In 1': Within. 31y land} OId ;,sloven never absolu 153 i gar-fiver tlppling. I am a- iate sitter, ac Btudious habits and he use company (more than age in the ingle neuk smoking his liquor, while I correc ”33:1 my Horace. j a politician on his rounds [‘ackle both workingznen am “rigs to make them think t? Alone can save the land from :chucks the baby on the chi He says your wife looks rcai d though you know you’re . the You lookipst twentyâ€".1 The night of my story ( Was bleak and stormy. am todmw my chair in to the myself to things exzerm‘i. ly the voice of my land me, roughly muttering 121:4 “mair seemly to pur. bymy the Sabbath morn”â€"â€"a ju ant remark (for it was 5:1 but exnressed in so 11: “Cent that Imub’. not reblying_ ylittle wife beside me ;- And steals a dimpied m kiss upon my hpâ€"that‘: Some information to :25: at bonnet is quite out mi Her summer wrapp quit has lovely oneâ€"Sn Cheatl [5 just the one she “mi? That's fishing. b whether the game be i Ihe bait be kisses. he place at home, 1v: _ e - Kh' tennis grr'~1‘.:;d t “ Ayv; and the soonci that bottle the better for and your own morality. ‘ 30‘ ashamed to sit swilii all the World like a mam .ir mam Enpa u“; dozen eyes aimire ”'4 a0 .black-and-yellow blazer bu _holerightthroughthesunsed ,drives the ball across the 21 ,ad into hearts consumed wi drives a dart from Cupid's he’ll land a sucker, ton. S] That’s fishing. is the old {I link With MN - :r } nd Adax-- " '3‘: Win IOV‘ ’ 5 I Was about to retort w startled by a great knd door. which continued Whi Bimmbled along the pagsa the bolts. His mum found vent éagainst the n: I I}??? him grumbling v “Ye’re owre gleg {ml Dominica,” said he “'11 1 should Spare it for the Sohule.” Ayoung man fresh from ‘ 1e mnter ot a year now too :lightly recalled, I amid intment of schcolmaster tq‘ Bitburrock, an office wh'u lintained fOr near five 31$. On my first arrivi mock, which is a scattered e the Fifeshire coast, 1 at some desirable repairs‘ me my occupation of I ofifiny sum 01 cm of mterest wq Interest Ye” 13“ A '1' 'D “WANT PAN'ES’ 8 LOAN AT "dug W. .1qu BY HARRY HA VE DeC- 3°fl “ The dense take your iu trips _the tennis ca That’s fishu Watcbn 1 dz. ’Barristcr. Solici . of York Ken st! 1;, 1887- N9 STORY. FISH!NG JULY. 1 DEAN. 181' £01