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.r‘ Upsetting the Water-Pail. The patter of rain-drops was heard on the roof. ‘ . So‘the children were bid undercover to Sui; And that was the reason that frolicksome Fred Was down in the kitchen that morning at play. A train of mischances pursued his careerâ€"â€" First a bum. then a scratch and a jam in the (1001' ; Then, into a big pail of water he fell, [jamming the same on the clean kitchen oor. Uh deficit From End 112 convukions, and Bridge in wrath At finding herself and her tidy domains Disordered and splashed by this trouble some bath. But an angel of peace in the shape of mam While Master Fred. clad in a suit of dry clothes, With injuries bandaged, and terrors al- layed, F or .1 few fleeting moments consented to Just then, from the clouds hanging low overhead Game the rain in a downfal? uf swift, heavy showers, That deluged the ground, turning path: into brooks. Uerrunning the grasses and drowing the flowers. The floodruslfi: past, and the "arden soaked throurii, a 5 He shouted aloud in a tmnspor: of glee; “Uh, God has upset a big water-pad Advice for Thanksgiving. Don’t spoil the day by finding ‘uult. Anybody who is surly on :1 holiday de- Serves to be sentenced to six months peâ€" nal servitude. Don't growl because you don’t get the necund joint. Don’t be a hog and take all the white meat. The dark is consider- el better by many gnod judges. . Give the yuung ones all the gnwy they want. and let them daub themselves with cranberry sauce :to their stomach’s con- tentâ€" It's anti-bilious. Explain to them that the anatomical structure of the tur- key umkes it imwssible for you to supply them all with “ wish bones" And out A3 Fred, 100king forth from a window be paint the air blue. Remember that you were a; boy nncc and used tn over-feed. Remember, too, that Thanksgiving only comes‘bnceu year, although the juvinile vote Would undoubtedly be solid for having it come twice a week. If the mu in the silcn Be enpions of pie to your "nests, spar in" tu )omeif. pPie is healthiest whel exten by prom. in Way‘fl‘wk when you were a boy. Even on holidays women are women. Praise it whether yuu eat it. or not. Give her a double share of the plums. And may you all live to eat Thanksgiv- ing turkey many years in succession, and may your feast be followed by nu pangs of indigestion. M ?~ . Do not {all _\ou1 wife about the plum pugldinvr your Aunt S unathy used to make nearly all went to dim lady fed the balance 01 every day kind of true] there was so few of us up a large dinner.‘ such excuse this year.” “ Yes, but she will. other’s quick answer that as all the board‘ Jere main homé could’nt af Then tln A Scranton letter to the Philadelphia Input-321‘ says ;~-Miss F lam Burlingame was born and reared in the narrow Sinnn" mahoning Valley, and she has always breathed the fresh air of the mountainous regions of Wharton township. She is in her twentieth year, with regular features. 1 rosy cheeks. dark eyes, with dark brown hair. She weighs 130 pounds and isa per- fect picture of good health. Miss Burlin- gaine is also a school teacher, and for fun or three years she had taught the district school, three miles up the Sinnamahoing Valley, walking to and from the school- house and taking her dinner with her. Her three brothers are famous hunters, and she is as brave as any of them. Miss Burlingame is the only girl in the family and Mr. Ben Jones, her uncle, says that her brothers fairly worship her. The in- teresting story of Miss Burlingame’s ex- loits inthe woods on last Friday is told y Mr. Jones, as follows :â€" be A cherub of sweetness in beauty arrayed Decended from region above to the scene; ' Her kitchen at rights, and her temper serene. " She was much excited, and. standing her gun By the side of a tree, she told me that when she got hmne from school she heard the hounds haying in Bird’s Run m- vinc. She grabbed her brother Ed’s rifle and ran to the ravine to see what the) were b trkim at Her mother tried to stop her but she “ouldn t be sto p,ped and on she dashed and found the bounds worryingr a. bear near the bank- of the creek wommg a. bear near the banker the creek. " Flora said that she fired into the air first in order to attract the attention of Sport and Trace, but the only effect it had on them was to make them stop barking for a second and look around. The hounds saw her and flew at the bear again ail three of them plunging down toward where she was. She kept clear of them all, blazing away at the bear whenever the dogs were not in her way, but failing to hit the old fellow. After a while the bear got frightened and made for the hemlock she said, and then she thought she would be able to kill him with a bullet before he reached the limb. She was getting her rifle ready to bang away again when she heard the crack of my gun and saw the bark fly from the minkpf the tree, and she said she knewby the report. it was Uncle Ben’s gun and that he was coming to her rescue. Ben.’ she said,, ‘ it seems as if I could al- most curry thatbear and my rifle, too,’ and she tripped through the wood: as gleefully as a young fawn, appearing to ve cover the excitement of the half hour ore.” , " AL at once said Flora. her nerves got steady ag ain. her com-awe came back to her. and she rested her gun against a tree and aimed at the bear’s head. Her shot was a true one, for the bullet struck him at the but of the rirrht ear. and he tumbled to the ground. =’VV‘hile the hear was kicking his last the hounds began to to tease him again and Flora. put another in his head for fear that he mtg, vht be pla' fl"possmm. That finished old bruin he was dead as rock when I got there. Aftershehadhadtoldmethis she flung her rifle over her shoulder and : ‘ Come Lnele Ben,’ and when I asked her if I shouldn’ t carry her own gun for her, asshe must be pretty tired. ”Why“ [pole A Mean Boarding House Keeper held too .t'ere the shrieks that arose She Killed the Bear: the chaos soon Bridget emer 1fu] part of the family howl midnight watches do not flue. Remember that you we and used to over-feed. no, that Thanksgiving only â€"M. E. .11. Hut/away. the the ravine to see what u; at. Her mother tned »f us it )cked arms and wan nearest lunch counter She hung-11X was the she just ‘told me are going tn re- I‘hauksmving she ksgn‘mg they nd the land- un the same marking, ‘that Int pay togct will Inve no SD11: u...“ w,“ "w ___, , - wealthiest spinster in the United States. With Baltimmeand Ohio railroad stall: at par she is yrobably worth eight or ten jmillions. ho one outside the Garrett family really knows what Miss W worth. She is certainly worth mo ‘ ier weight in gold, and yet she is not m‘ar- rled. -‘ iss Garrett is not a marryin woman. \Vhen .she was twenty years 0 age she had no more idea of fallin in love than she has now zitâ€"well, near y twice that age. Thou not a literary woman, she is a highl ueated one a. little on the order of the hose Cleveland class. She is not strong-minded, but able to manage her great wealth and steer her way in business and (ociety without having a manas a magma. ' Thou reared in luxury, Miss Garrett’s life has en tinged with sadness. Riches have had no charm for her, and had her father taken the advice of her mother and herself he would not have wrecked himself on the shoals of ambition. John W. Gar- rett‘s wife and (laughter \\ ere devoted to him, and he was no doubt the only great railroad magnate of his time who confided all his. great financial schemes to the women of his household. Miss Mary was her father‘s counsellor in everything. He had a dozen private secretaries, but she was his only confidential aid. ,She seldom appears in society. She nursed her mother in ilé'l last illness, and during her father's (let-line :he devoted herself entirely to him. For month.» hi~ mind was unsettled, and when the nurses could not quiet him the patient daughter. by her soothing presence, calmed him. Night and day she was with him until death came, and the blow was greater -'0 her than to any of the l'C‘i of the family. A few years later, and A Darkened Life. .A Baltimore letter to the Philadelphia Tunes sayszâ€"Miss Mmjy Qangett is the ‘ nL,‘U patient daughter, by her soothing presence, calmed him. Night and day she was with him until death came, and the blow “as greater 5'0 her than to any of the rest of the family. A few years later, and just when she began to take a renewed interest in life. her brother Robert broke down, and she found herself anain the nurse and companion of an invalid. She travelled round the world with him, com- forting her sister-in-law in her troubles, and controlling her brother in his eccentric notions. Since their return she continues with her brother in the cottage at Ring- wood, N. J. Had she married, her home life would have been 3. ha. py one and she a model wife. The dr of marryinga man who would care only for the millions she: would brine him has no doubt led her int we lonelylife of a. spinster. \e\sbu1"h..,Y Nov. 9. â€"At six Oclock this 111or111ng Steve Brodie as- ccndcd to the top of Poughkeepsie bTIdUC, walking ulonv unobserved by the watchman to .1 point directly over the west pier, 21.. '7 feet abme the river. Hurriedly dix esting himself of his cloth ing, and donning a. rubber suit, and .11th lead soled shoes on his feet, and heuw pieces of iron in his leggings, made a spring and jumped into theb river. His f11ends Dwyer and Green were in a. boat waiting for hrm. When Brodie rose to the surface, he gesticulated wild- 1), (1 teen seized his hand and hauled him‘nto the boat’ Brodie exClaiming ;.__ “Uh, I 11111 hurt. " Blood was gushing from his nose and ears. Quickly he was taken to Highland station, where he fuintcd. “hen iICXCCO‘161‘8d he clasp- ed his hands to his “(List and moaned \\ i111 132111111; was thought three of his ribs \1 ere hr oken, andthat he will die. H 1s Lompanions hurried him on board the twin £01 \1 w York, fearing arrest. ‘He jumped on :1 w ager of 5:300, and for the ‘4500 "old 111911111 of the Palm: Gas New York, Nov. 9.â€"-Steve Brodie arrived here at ten o’clock. He was ex- amined by a doctm, who found that he had three ribs broken and that his shoulder was seriously hurt. The doc- tor could not say whether he had sus» tained internal injuries. knew th was stzm year agc The car front (‘u front door reading. I heard my name} ;mmounced. and lnokcd down. but did not .- t £11 \t lecngnizc the face that was faintly smilin-4' at me. It was wierdly pale and \\ unkied and cal-ewmn. I looked puzzled for a few moments, and then it dawned on me that this was the wreck of one of the prettiest girls in Brooklyn. I accom- psnied her as far as the door of her house. It was a. tennement house. “I won’t in- vite you in tmday,”ehe said “ my rooms we somewhat disordered.” I said no- "ting. but I understood. 1!: was pitiful Lu see her try to keep up the pretense of heinnlivhtâ€" hearted happy and prosperous. A u cek ago I heard that her hus- band was in the lunatic asylum and her baby dead. Now she has gone home to beam hfe over again. She had married a baby dead. Now she has gone hon beg-m hfe over again. She had mart mm to reform h1m.â€"Brooklyn Eagle. She Married Him to Reform Him. I knew a young lady who had every- hing which us. .lly constitutes the hap- ~iness of those who have not yet climbed he gnhlen stairs of matrimonial paradise. {er age was '20; she was a brunette, of raeeful figure, with a. peculiarly animat- d expression « f countenance. Her com- Iluxinn was rich and warm. her large gray yes were merry, and her features would use muster among sculptors. At recep- iuns held in the armory of the Twentyâ€" hird Regiment she was always observed with admiring interest, and she had beau}: )y the scure. Well. at last she came tn :1 lecision, and I heard of her marriage. I The Verdict in the HeronMurder Case at Cobourg Yesterday. Conovnu, Nov. 8.â€"-The trial of Wilâ€" liam Heron and Elizabeth Heron, hus- band and \\ 1fc, for the murder by stry- 11in poisoning of then niece Caroline He- 11111. in Cuihuight township last Decem- hei, and w as concluded at tphe nssizes here to-day. The evidence of the Crown was encumstantial and created :1 strong pre- sumption of the prisoners guilt. The theoryo of the defence was that the unfor- tunate giIl died a natural death and that the symptoms of her disease indicitated lock-111w 11111101 than stry clmia poisoning. Dr. Ellis, of Tolonto,1nade‘a chemical maly sis of the vice1 1:1 and discov ered stry- chinnc in the intestines and liver. The Crown argued that this discovery must upset the tetanovr theory. Guilty-looking attempts to exonerate after whispers of foul play were afloat in the neighbour- hood seemed to sustain the charge against the prisoners. The jury were out of court considering their verdict nearly four hours. They finally decided to give the prisoners the benefit of the doubt. and rendered a verdict of not guilty. Judge ilese's charge was an exhausted and elo- quent review of the evidence and was somewhat unfavourable for the defence. The Herons were defended by B. B. Os- ler. B. C. and D. B. Simpson and H. M. Demroche acted for the Crown. The verdict falled tosatisfypublic opinion here. 2'9 . "2 JERLIN. .\'ov. 9.â€"A few weeks ago three specmblo-looking young G ermans arrived this town, refu‘esenung an enlarging wortmit company of 222' (x ratyiot Avenue. Detroit. They were well grassed >a.nd § D ~~pent; their money lavishly. Two of them, t‘roellner and Sumter, the latter a Jew, are very intelligent young men of about 2 years, while the third is a late arrival from the \‘atrerland. and was merely their too]. They soon became general favorites with the German element, both in Berlin and. \Vaterloo. They carried several large portraits as samples. and their method was to receive one-third on every order, the remainder to be paid when the work was delivered. Mr. A. Jantz, clerk of the North American House, where they put up. became suspicious of their true char- acter. and immediatelv communicated with his brother, who is a. sergeant of the Detroit ice force, and receiveda reply to the e cot that it was all a traumas there was no such firm there, ans} that he knew Goellncr, who was before him last summer on a charge of drunkenness. Prompt action was taken. Their goods were seized and they suddenl became scarce. Theyare said to be now ocnted in Buffalo. Detach? Klippertv received a des tch fi‘omSamer’s A ents,whoarea. we -t»o.¢lo and wealthy amily, ofierin to pay him liberally if he would return eir SOD. . the young man whom she ch01 :u‘tled. That; was five years .go I was riding up-tuwn in at was crowded, and I Stood door reading. I heard in} unced‘ and looked down. but A Perilous Leap. Portrait Swindlers. in a car. d by the memwkz. m0 mFOMmew wz_zm.m0 IZOD ZO_F<2mOuz_ >1Fm03km3mk Model Sides of Bacon, as Rated by the Most Important English Marketsâ€"The Best Quality of P19 for Bacon Curing In a recent issue of American Cultiva- tor attention is called to the illustration here reproduced, a‘ glance at which gives an idea of those parts of the pig which are of the highest value on the English bacon markets. It also gives a. clan- idea. of the best quality of pigs for bacon cur- ing purposes for the British trade. MODEL SIDES 0F BACON. The following are the current pricesper und in England for the parts, as num- red in the illustration. To reduce the figures to American currency let each penny be called the equivalent of 2 cents: 1. Streaky quarter.. ..... 11d. 2.Ribquarter ..... .11d 8. Middle quarter............................8}§d. 4. Hum quarter”............................8}§d. 5. Eudof neck ................... ..%d. 6. Middle of neck ............. . ...Sfid 7. Thick back and sides........_..... ...10d. 8. Prime buck and ribs... ..... . ....11d. 0. Loin .......... . ..10d. 10.1«1llet ..10d. 11. Shoulder .......... . ........ ........6d 12. Prime sneaky................... .......11d. 13. Thinatrealcyu . ...... . ..... 8m 14. Flank ...... . ............ .. ...... ...Md. 15. Middle of gammon ..... ....11d. 16. Knuckleof gummon..... ..... .....7 . 17. Fore end ................. . ............... 6d. An English writer, in explammg the illustration, says: For brevity‘s sake we will take the left hand side of hat-on, this baing divided into five parts, and it will be observed that the most valuable parts are the Streaky algd ghe rib quurfgrs, numbered } aga 2, and that the; middle quarter and ham quarters. Nos. 3 and 4, are of less value. while No. 17, the shoulder or fore end, is worth only six pence per pound. or only little more than half the val ue'of the second part of the pig, and onl a. little more than two-thirds of the v no of the third portion, the loin and ham, or, as the latter is called in the trade, the gnmmon. If to this be added the fact that thehends of the pigs are valued at from one pence to two pence per pound, one can understand why the bacon curer asks for pig's with heads weighing as lit- tle as possible, also light in the shoulders, long and deep in the ribs. wide in the loin and thick in the flank, with hams square and deep, and not strong in the bone, but possessing a good coat of hair. Given such a pig properly fattened. our bacon (-nrers can produce at a profit sides of which bacon will defy competition with the Whole world. Numbered with wine grapes, is Nor- ton‘s Virginia, introduced to cultivation by Dr. D. N. Norton, of Richmond. Va. For several years but little attention was aid to this grape, Catawba being the ending variety for wine making. It was not- until some Missouri wine dressers had discovered its real value as a wine gm 0 that the Norton was planted extensive y in nearly all the wine growing; sections of this country whore the season is long enough for its thorough izipcuiitg. The juice OI tue 3011011. W1 on the husk. makes how a ( of much body and Color an bouquet. without that cum isting in the Norton wix and Missouri. The Cyt'ui still darker wine with at body. The Cyntlziana Wim mented compares favorably ported Burgundy. and if t1 none of the European guy in California and used far can compare with it. Tl New Religious Denomination; '1 ST. Jonx, N. 3.. November 8.â€"The dis-1 missal of the Holiness ministers from the! Free Baptist Church has led to the forma- 3 tion of a new religious denomination. The disfellowshipped ministers have held a conference at \Voodstock. The discussion lasted three days. and resulted in a. doc-‘ trinnl statement and a new organization. The creed is nearly on the line of the Free Baptist «loatrine. but it nflirms the doctrine of entire and instantaneous sanctification. and accepts other forms of baptism than immersion. The ministers who tookpart in the work of organization numbered thirteen, namely the five dismissed Free Baptists and three others fmm the_l\'ew Brunswick Conferemekmvoo of” the same. denomination from Maine, one Free Chris- tian Baptist. who 1 ad been dismiss‘ed‘from' Ehe Nova Scotin Conference for the sancti: fication hx'r'oky. one 1‘; o'u‘ Brunswick‘Close Communion Bar-list, who had.been.dis-g fellowshipped on the some moundfi; and. one Methodist. The sect yiil'jala the} name of Reformell" Baptist; “The 1156'? semi have ordained llzree more rsofins.‘ o 1119‘} work of the. minim" .x‘" do "fine: basis of the denomination and a {Hemline have bff‘n prepaijed. The lending mean The Norton wine, owing to its high percentage of tannin, possesses at medicinal properties and. is particu arly valuable for dysentery and diseases of the bowels. Both grapes are now rer-ognized by all experienced grape growers as the most trustworthy and the best wine grapes in America, and will add that they are the most valuable grapes for Florida. They will thrive in almost any kind of soil, and while in a high level ground they will bear immense crops, on a. hillside, not so steep, the yield will be lighter, but the quality of the fruit much superior, im- parting its superiority to the wine. women. basis 0": {he “‘A‘Xfi'luidi-I Rm arrf :5 discipline have been prepared. '; he leading features are: Fir-w, entire santmlicatinn as a. definite work instmxtaneously wrought.“ second, the elm 'uh covenants to prohibit. the use, sale and manufacture.“ tobacco, as well as inzoxicating liquors; third, baptism by immersion, exce t that “mem- bers of churches otherwise ptizui’mayr be received byavote ofthe'chuwhrfounh,‘ the ministry and all the offices of the church are open equally to men and The president of the Ontario Fruit Growers’ association believes that the only secret in storing apples is to have a cellar that is: sufficiently dry and cool. Some grower?“ late years affirm that ap- ples keep best in a cold but moist cellar. FARM AND GARDEN. Norton’s Virginia Grape. Non'rox’s VIRGINIA. Umpire Ferguson ahd the Saloon Busi- ness. ‘ Hello, Bob.‘ Comcand have a drink." ‘Thanks, old fellow, but I don’t care ‘ “Nonsense, come on. ” “Excuse me, please. but I never drink.” The speaker was Bob Ferguson, the fa.- mous baseball umpire, and the above con- versation took place after a game recently. One of Ferguson’s admirers had tried to Show his friendship for him by inviting him to drink “By the way, did you know that at one time I was in the liquor buziness myself '9” Ferguson continued. “I’ll tell you my all- rieuce. About the'time the old Brook- n Atlantics became a. thing of the pastI conceived the idea. of going into busmess, and, as I had such a. wide acquaintance, I decided upon upening a. sample room. my chief reasun fur selecting this branch being that I Would see more of the boys than if I adopted some more humdrum occupa- fion. Well, I succeeded fully as well as I anticipated, and made many friendsâ€"in fact did so well in that line that it prac- tically drove me out of the wet-goods trade. I never tasted spirits in any shape, and I never Would give, or allow my bartender to give them to anyone who was worse for what he had already taken And on ac- count of this determination I suddenly re- tired from the business forever. It hap- pened in this way: One day a very inâ€" timate friend of mine came in in a state lmrdex'ing upon maudlinism. As is the 01.30 with nearly all who arrive at this stage the first remark was a request fo ‘ a drink. I refused in a kindly way, explain- ing my reason for so doing. and urged him to go home. He was not, however, of my way of thinking, and finding me firm ini- portuned my bartender for it. I instruct- ed the latter not to comply with his de~ mands, when my friend turned upon me, using the vilest of epithets and striking at me. Now if there is one thing I never could tolerate it is that, and I acted im- mediately. I was possessed of great ‘ strength, and, not wishing to strike him, I took him up, carried him to the door, and dropped him in no gentle manner upon the pavement. The force of his fall out his head badly. It was not my intention to injure him, and the result made a great: impression on my mind. When I retired ‘ that night it was a difficult matter to obtain sleep. I could not drive the feeling from me that I was doing wrong. As a general thing it does not consume a great amount of time in which to make up my mind, and in this instance, after I had comprehended the situation fully no mind was ever brought to a focus quicker than was mine. L‘he next morning I was astir early and at my place of business. The bartender was there before me, engaged in putting every- thing in shape for the day’s business, when I paralyzed him with the question: -- . . . 7 w-‘--.,_ -w .__,-_ “‘How would you like to own this place2 '1'. 1- ‘ 5. ,,A},.2-«L “ ‘Own it ! Why, I haven’t sufficient money to pay :1 month’s gas bill.’ “ I didn‘t ask how much money you had. I simply wanted to know if you would wish to own the business.’ “ ‘Why, I should be glad to own it, cer- tainly. But why do you ask ?’ . “ Then it is yours. It is free from debt. I owe no 1mm in this World a. cent, and you can begin business free from all incumbrance. To tell you the truth, this life is too unclean for me. Good morning.’ and I 111de out and luu’ediot entered the place since. Yes I will take a, cigm. Thanks f”â€"Buflldo Empress. 'Attending Her Own Funeral. In is not an uncommon 111:1i<f:1'»' 5111' wcs 1h 11'. as :1 111:111 dies £11) he 11. 1 i is; again, and that this applies to the bud as well :13 the mind, s:1_1sSi1' John Luh- buck. Moreover the Way to the land 1 i of spirits was long (1111”010115 and bcsc with demons. Many pe1ishcdon the 11:1) and no one who 11:13 not in possession of 2111 the faculties cunld hope t1) arrive i1 safety. So Convinced were the Fij: 1113 of this that; as 50011 as .1 111: 111 feit the le: 1st siun of old :we 111: 11:15 anxinus tn st111't (11 his long 11,111xney.1\1r.Hunt tells us that one day :1 yuung 1mm in \1110111 he too]- 111uch 111tex'est came to him and infirm him to attend his 111othe1"s funeral, which was to take 111: we 1111.. new. 111. 1. 111. hunt 1ccq1tul the 1111111t11111 :11111 110.1: \s h w: 11111-11 along in the pinussion 111 w:1s su1111iscd tu sue n11L 1 psc,:n1d:-1skc1 fl1c y1nn1g 1n:1n 11hc1c ins 1nn:hcx was when 111: 11' infed [21. :1 \\‘11111;111 who 11'::: \":1ll(i11;: .1N111;g jslst i11 f11111t, 111 1151' 11112 ~ 13:31 walking :dong ju Hunt‘s wm-ds. “ uf those present the gmvc she "H Hunt's \\Ul‘(lS. "wS guy and lin-‘ay :is :r nf thHSt‘ present. Why: rhr ' arrived at the gmvv sin: i-mk :in :siil-ctinimtuf--.- ,, Hf her children and friends. and then sub- mitted In he strangled." So gum-3:11. n - deed, was this cusmm in the islands, tlnt in 1mm) villages there were litci'ndx' v h old pimple, all having been pub to death; and if We are shocked at the error whu 1 led to such fearful results, we may at least 30.0 much to admire in the firm faith mm which they acted upon their religious be- lief. PORT ARTHUR. N 0v. 8.â€"A silver and gold bearing vein has been discwered i1 almost the centre of the town and work is going forward to develope it. The ore 18 of a hue formation and promises well. GIVING UP HAESWME Cut Nails 2'70 Key, Build- ing Paper, Looks, Hinges, Glass, Paints, SilVerware, Cutlery,Powder, Shot, Guns Rifles, Cartridges, Iron, Steel, Rims, Wheels, Hubs, Spokes, Tools, 850. POSITIVELYA ___L COST- Fresh Mined Coal, lkinds, and Hard Wood at lowest prices. WM"H§uamt5§_ boofi mid healtfi jofii-ial. Correspondence strictlv confid t mutton and Willow mm ngenh anhfinted everywhere. Pat. Feb. 26131n {$71001 “ “ ” ’ Cures Guaranteed Medicated Electric Belt 00.. ISSQueen St- West, Toronto, canada. I will sell my enlire slack 0f Ham/ware. C0», {sting of Port Arthur‘s Wealth BUSINESS-a. wwwww those cured R. I. THEXTON. Medicated for all diseases of the blood and near-1 vans system. Ladies‘ Belt 32 for female com: hunts ithas no equal. Mens' Bolt 53. combined | 7 gonad Suspensory 35. A 4 Customs of English Society. English society women are to New landers singzlm- beings. Their devoti customs of their own, which at one In: - ,4. AL- _.. K-em'ms'iox‘ns'. Efgc.‘ 'ffiaé niloAA~~A - v» . . . ' lenders singular beings. Their devotion to customs of their own, which at one moment appear inflexible, nnd yet at the next are thrown to the winds in the most incOnsisteut manner, is puzzling in the extreme. It is difficult to say what rules do govern them. I am inclined to think there are none; theyare bound together by their aristocracy, and yet that is something that cannot be fully de- L._.. ..-_. lav-“'1!“ that is something that usuauvv w ....._, .. fined. Old family? Yes, but new families are not excluded and many old families are notiwithin the pale. Wealth? Yes, yet poverty belongs to some of the leaders of the axis- tocracy in a great many cnsw. Morality? Oh. dear, no; you may be moral if you choose, but it neither assists you to a position in society nor keeps you there. There are‘no more immoral people living in many respmta than some of the English aristocrats. At one time the British aristocracy might be said to be composed of people who did not earn their own living, but that can no longer be the case, for the aristocracy are now en- riching themselves in all manner of waysâ€" as proprietors of hansoxn cabs, like Lord ‘ Shrewsbury; by raising crops and fruit, breeding cattle and horses, like some famous dukes and xnarquises; by millinery and dress- making, by renting property of all descrip- tions, and frequently by “grinding the faces of the poor,” in which employment, however, they are not monopolists. What, in fact, does constitute the English aristocracy and English society is a very diflicult thing to say; in the meantime it has a very flourish- ing existence, and is likely to have for some time to comeâ€"Edith Abcll in Boston Tran- script. ______,_______._....â€" An express train “(to cum-ea on trinity morning fifty miles from New Orleans by robbers, who overpowered the express mes- senger, stole about $40,000, and made their Who is Weak, Nervous, Debllltated, whoinhis Folly and Ignorance ha! Triv- fled away his Vigor of Body, Mlnd and Manhood, causing exhausting drains upon the Fountains of Life. Headache, Baokache, Dreadful DroumS. Weakness of Memory. Bashfulness in Soolety, Pimples upon the Face and all the Effects leading to Early Decay. 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Ont". Bemembewrvo manufacture and are the I910 ‘IHAM‘! MANâ€" MEDICATED ELECTRIC _BELTâ€" OUR ELEGANT PREPARATIONS. Seminal weakness 1 armor: of youth. 103i;1 manhood. __night1 y Lindsay, August 22rd, 1888. B. COLUMBIA. CALIFORNIA. And all points in the United States For TICKETS and full information apply to PAGEFEG RAILWAY, T. C. MATCHETT. Agent C. P. R. OFFICE in Petty’s Jewelry Store Kent Street, Lindsay. Lindsay. Sept. 17th, 1888.â€"35-5 FOR SALE, the house and lot on Ade- laide street, west of Mr. McDonald’s, (lately Hon. Mr. Wooda’).The house is a comfortable Brick, two storey 22132, with kitchen, woodshed. and'amble. There is also a splendid Fruit Garden, in good bearing condipion. The Best Equipped Road on the Continent. www.3auuulol lamina Manhunt-3111061»): who Malawian-nest. to avi- mmmmn owl“: nolongurgn -_,A,, -- _-,-Ag, , ,7L77 Wmommmm ' HOUSE AND LOT FOR SALE, - Consumption Lowest Rates “ WATGHMAN,” 'or particuliirs apply on the premises to cuIiEé ‘éiiiiii’lmasn MANITOBA, Having enlarged the rear of our premises so as to store our other Goods which we expect to do a large Wholesale Trade for to do a Retail Grocery and Provision Trade in front, \Nhlt 1‘. A 1 our old customers 211 this line, and any new ones that will not regret any purchases they may make. We will be pleased to see all may favor us, and will guarantee they. Subscribe 50 Cents New Groceries. A Year. TO ALL POINTS CANADIAN FOR THE {took of Groceries is now Complete, and are all New, Fresh Goods, and Best Qualities ONLY ‘ When I read this advertisenwnt my cimosity was naturally arozwed, and I want t iMcGar'vey’s apecting to find, as I had found elsewhere, the best of his goods to custom lpaper; but Iwasmistakeu. Ifound that the advertisenwnt did not come up to the house. andflwtittakessixspaoiomflatstoholdflw verybestqfhisgoodswhichannotnwntwnod m the advertisement. For mmple, there is no mention made of the pisses qffurniturz that captured foreign medals at tne various ahibitiom. There is a mntion made of the foot that Owen McGar'vey 4: Son oanfumish a housefrom bottom to , but the is no mention 'ngadsof the fast that tho goods are substantially the stock from u‘ ' h the samples are taken ever on view in this city varying inpricefrom 7’ 8.50 10, 12, 14, 16 18 20, 22, 2.5 36. so, 35, 4o, 45, 50, 60, 5'5 and up to 85 dollars, in hiéhwt priced m’theffimz stylcs and finish yet made in the United States, will be found at Owen McGarvey d: Son's oldest and largest fumiturg store in the city. A thatbmughtflwfirmsweralbromand silver medals t dhcrwithad Majorca-gum“ workmanship. The prim were awarded bv the Paris. ogBelqium and ndc'an Colonial Ex; OWEN MCGARVEYc‘Sz Son, from OWEN McGARVE Y J: SON, Nos. 1849, 1851 d: 1853 Notrc Dame Stred, or there would have been no oly'ection to the bills sent. Owen McGar-vey dc Son carry a mod complete stock of parlor, dining-room, library and faacy articles, such as the most beauhfld odd-pee“ suites, in plushes of all the newest shades, with ladies’ desks, easels, datuette table-‘1 gilt chairs, ottomans and piano stools, with the owest and largest assortment of rattan rockers, easy chairs, reclining chairs, swing cots, cribs, and a full line of the very much Gd mired bent fumiture fimn - Vienna, Austria, and their prices are acknowledged the cheap- estâ€"quality consideredâ€"in the city ; 'and to provide for Carrie and Williesfurther and future wants, we have now daily arriving, the very finest stock of workmanshi . The ' were awarded by the Paris, Belgium and fizdian Colonial 1:2- htbitiom. r. Mcéarvey, who by the way is a most afl'able gaztleman, took me thfqugh every one of his sixflats. where I had the pleasure of inspecting some of thefinest furmture Ihaveweraeen, andthat’ssaying a good deal when thefact hconsidaredthat [Imam someof he very best New York afords. The pieces of furniture that took the prim, a cut of whgh is given abooe, We of a drawing room chair and a centre table. .I 1...- .--- -wv"... .â€"'-w.â€" v'v vwv'v w ww Irv «Muww w vvwv “WWI/l v" -vv, ' .' 3 -~ ' u r room, bed-room and even the hall-Away are so Wiggly arrangedyyas to suggegt W "‘5 blessings qfa home made beautifid by the wguialte touch ofthe Wad homfe', 17““ apartmmts are 72st of perfection, acid any housekeeper who gets a view of them mil turn green with envy. ~ ' " mm“ made "’of ebony, ’wuh sidai’of free mlhfiéitéz'QbizioZr'IL-‘carfing, the 1:9: similarly treated, to which brass claws are attached, and the chair is of that land known as wire b-gcYed, ypholfiered _ve_ry nicklg in crimson 511:4 ol_d gold_brocatelle. -. -.« 7.. --_--. -._ -v. .v v. viv-vv-v yum v" vvw v. vv-rvv'vv' , m, ----v-'-1 '1"- y --â€"-w; - a . The real merit and beauty of these articles is beyond my power of desaiptwn. In order that the real beauty of the elrgant furniture may be seen to advantage, Mr. :MCGa'"? has a port-ion of his second flat div-Wed into apartments. These unfurnished with 597"} ‘if his best fymitme {n such a way as to resemble a palatial dwelling. A parlor. «13mm; said her father, and he said it with a good dad of satisfcu-tion, “William asked mefor your hand last night, and I consented." “ W211, Pa, that’s the first bit! of mine you havn’t oly'ected to.” Carrie had widently not been purchasing her That the success of wary business man dq (nt’s 1113071 his ability to advertise unmet I: gainsaid. Indeed the efitacy of printers’ in}: lies in its proper applzktatimx. T in" man who knows how to advertise the goods he really keeps, and not the goods he does not keep, is the man who will thrive best. Many merchants azowadays judzkiuusly spread their adrortisc- ment allover a popular newspaper; but when the buyers visit their places theyflnd that their best goods mist only on paper. This class of men know how to payfor an “ad.” bu: they do not know how to advertise. It is a rare thing to find a house that comes up to its advertisement in these times, and rarer still are those that the advertisement does not come up to. During my travels in search of news I have found one of the rarer specimens, and the way I happened to find it was throzlgh the following unique advertisement:â€" Aft“ W119 a tour of the various departomnts on the upper flats we made a descent in the handsome elevator to the first floor, when the pleasant recollection of childhqod days came uz) before me like a dream, when I beheld the perfect gems of baby carriages duplayed to Mac view. I must Wes: that never» since I was an “infant terrible” was I so complddy “’“fd away with a. baby amiagc. I will not attempt to describe any one in particular. but “a feature to say that any one of them would take a prize at an exhibition if held to-W~ and this is not saying a great deal. \Vhat the Proper Application of Printers‘ Ink has Produced -A model piece of Furniture that Captured Foreign Medals. BABY CARRIAGES AND PERAMBULATORS W/zat a Correspondent says of Tie House of fire I o )n Trade m front, Wthh has refitted, Household Furniture â€" 0WEN MOGARVEY SON, I wished a wishâ€"but then ’twere vain, To wish one’s self a child again. 1851, and 1853 N otre Dame Street, Montreal fl re our Teas and Coffees and Trade in. we have ample room i, J. A. ARNEA UX thbroughly med“ qt Current i“ may? ‘ "11"" 9. S. HAR 1‘2 ‘10! E3 l I. 3151‘! ADAM HL‘D was over 0 9,1 Mcl\ 1‘ int. pswrs- CD.‘ Rh. Fa, Kem- \ ”a t". ART!“- . y.-. M4 )1 E" 10m: 9. 5L, Lind->7. Huczfil vi Ind wuho’w COM 9 'LEA TER ‘ CXTO Offices LATE II for Golden ARTI mtg MCI Taro: and ERR kwt i om SUR‘ W! fl! SUR‘ (JAY ,_ Om