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en oeenpetion ee mennieetnring; end it is undoubtedly true thet method end eyetem hen heeniergeiy introduced, end thet the one" 0! peying minee end euooeuinl melting worke mey rightly eleim thet they ere engeged in sober end induetriel pnrenite; but with the greet bulk of modern Argonente. from our poor, eenguine piek-ueer end harm-driver to the New Yorker who. without the eiighteet reel knowledge oi whet he in doing. " tehee ’e flyer ” in Well Street. it is en oertein er the Inn riree end eete thet the gembiing end not the oommereiei inetinot predominetee. A bent wee pointed out to the writer in e iergo mining town which, with e eepitel of 050.000. Mdepoeite o! from $700,000 to $800,000, ‘ Ind whieh hed mede 943,000 net proflte in ninemonthe. “ But they eey thet there is no money in beating," wee eddedâ€"" I maen me money ee oompered with whet eome oi them een mete in mining. When e 'ieiiow {out go out end meke e iorty or flit, thoueend done: strike. banking teem: pretty 116w." )Oouid enything better illnetrete whet hee Juet been “id 7â€"Harper'e Magazine for February. Bus Aloxsndor Dumasâ€"Brunette deceive -blondss bum. Give money, but never sad it. lelng only mskos n msn nuance- nl, lsndlng It mskos him an enemy. 1! men Mild spend In doing good to other: oqusmr I the money tho, spend In doing harm to Impulggs. misery would vsnloh from the , H r _ â€"' mu “ Vlu “II-Ill. “ you Ineke your lou et the etert." Buying e elelm or elelme in not inirequentiy Ietieieo- tory ; hut eeid. with queint crevlty. enother “ old-timer," “ Ii I wee e eepitellet, end I'd m e mine worth hell e million, I'd went to buy it ior ebout twenty-live thoneend dollere. end heve eome edventege on my elde. A men oen't lee very ier into the ground." It in eteted that no geologiet over yet found evelu ehleunlneâ€"the humble prospector being el- weye ‘etthe troutâ€"end even thenowing muchto mldent. With hie burro leden with it little heeon end flour. perhepe at little ociho and user. e trying-pen end e oofi so pot. and with hie pick end ehovel. thll hard working pioneer trevereee the length end broedth oi the mlnerel region, undergoing meny end et herdehlpe, olton inelng denser. often, mood, leylng hie boner on some deeolete hill-tide or in rome lonely eenon; end thenâ€"- to think of ltâ€"one in five hundred an e iortunei We beer 0! lete yeere that a he! become ee resulernnd legitimete Aâ€" A“_“Al‘_ -_ ..,, .2 min. 3" b: ha «11' luv-cu 151mb: Grub-uhklngugood mm, and, it possible. momplnfing him on NI Much. In” be «1101! tho but In}, for. aid an old hand. “ you In“. vom- lon n th- at... n Run-I-- â€"â€"â€" ‘wâ€"u- uâ€"u- .- “ 3111b taking ") ; hi 63?“: a mine when found, or . Ihuo o! It. boning in mind the Walton: flying. thnt “ s pro-poo: halo ll not A! min. ¢ ’9 no I‘- A... l----A 1â€" -A__L, Gnu: Brunchâ€"Ono «n uqulxo an inter- ut in mining proportyln nanny wan. Be on find 0. nine himself; he can Inpply “other mm with flood and tools. and give him 3 than in vb“ hq n1” find (und this in ‘. mh Itlfi'ha "\ a ‘1‘ In.- Iunâ€" .- .._1_- _|__A, Mb. Mm w“. created to utilize ovary- von Ionow. Awoman’a venom is ‘ punhhmtut o! the nut: that buy 1 er. I, thinghm astonished It In that \n astonished at anything. - -- vâ€"J -â€"â€"v we gave theee newcomers more attention than they receive irom nine out of every ten peraone who happen to eee them ; but a very halty glance diecloeed to ue their utter worthleeeneee. and forthwith they were pitched into the mate baeket. Yet eehh 01 than eheete had a goodly array of advertlee- enente, and it wae probably aolely for the lake 0! the advertieernente that they were tinted. The amusing part of the matter that the tradeemen who peid tor the Inaertion of three advertisemente undoubtedly believed that they would thereby make their waree known to the public. The error in th calculation le that thou eheete them- “! e are not public. La nobody reade them becauee they contain neither newe nor opinione of any worth. it iollowa ac a matter oiccnree that advertieing in them ie a pure waete 0! money. It ie rather woree than thie. becanaea man who advertieee once or twice and note no return from it ie diepoaed to believe that advertiaing ie not nceeeeary; and having reached thie opinion he he at once deprived at an indiepenaabie mea‘ne. when intelligently need, at inereaeing trade. 5 Nutaunco that la la \Vide-aprcnd as Canada Thhllea. The New York Evening Poet thue refers to the advertising sheet dodge. a species oi mulcting merchants not unknown i.any oityin Canada: Our esteemed contemporary, the 81m, to-day intermits its Oauandra oriee about the imperial influence of Don Pedro's bedstead long enough to shine upon certain obscure phases of newspaper advertising with the following clear and steady beam : “ In low departments of business, too. has there been more misrepresentation and downright swindiing than in that of advertieing. The flueh times for that sort of thing were eight or ten years ago, when worthless sheets. with only a nominal circulation and no Influence. scoured the city to obtain advertise- ments. heaitcting at no iaisehood. and consenting to almost any terms, eoiong as they got what they were after. An enormous amount of money was obtained from adver- tisers In this way. much oi which might about as well have been apcnt in sticking up tors in dark cellars." The revival oi minim is bringing thia sort of eheet into existence again. A day or twoth we had three 01 than new publications laid on our table at one time. We venture to say that -A..- AL--- 77.77 Term: nebula.) and not nudes-stood. '00 t by thou who have amend wl mm no stout sanctum of our brothethoud. Our craft mm come down through past age-â€" Sprouting knowledgeâ€"amusing pure 10hrâ€" Huy our Outonu um in future ens-go ' o alumina the an: of yore. ' The um dlm'iil'd op.Tolil361§LUt: Column. wsmng to uk- ln mu “ml." Thu lad been utoguuwr forgot. Only u “ lptou"-" thick" or “ lbln"-- A: the kind travel: over the " can," Wuvln word- whou dark claws had been- Brln o; wisdom and wlt hoe to two. Lot “1 " ' unto oven" uud “load"â€" Iuo s “ Lido-bud" of am local “ pan." 01030 n with can leader-N Found Duel" And on me hm “ Onbul Wu." Only 3 “space "â€"“lhlok” or "Ulla"â€" And yes wlnt a. difference the mute, Alb the “comp." when aboul to egln On Iomo troublesome ludmlnot " tuko "- Whon oyodlrootl baud to the “ wok"â€" Wllon the“ boxoo" no lowâ€"very 10.7- When the "letters " gel mlxed ln thu"nlck"â€" When 5 “ jot! "doczdel who ls to so. 091} s " apnoo 'fâ€"‘f thlqk " or "_tbln"â€" Only 3 “ 3pm”-“ thick” or “ nun"â€" Al the " anon" no am: up. big with “to, Bonn may rud 0! gram though“ hid wuhm. Some tonal nloxm come m luv. I‘ll.- “9913:? La blurrpdâ€"muyqugdt WOBTflLESS ADVII‘TCSING. “ Only I Inca." â€"iend plrateIâ€"(langhter)â€"-weter eherkeâ€" (leughter)â€"gee thievesâ€"railroad highway- ‘ menâ€"stock eklnnoreâ€"(Ieughter)â€"plnndering ,hiood-houndeâ€"(leughter)â€"who fatten upon corruption and grow rieh on robberyâ€" monopolietl who " corner " grain and epeonlete in foodâ€"ebortionieteâ€"bleeklegeâ€" (lenghtor) â€"thimble-riggere) â€"- (leughter) â€" Peter Funk:-â€"(leu3hter)-â€"perjnred 1ndaee. ielee sweater: and ehyetere (laughter), worm- eeton bandit: end journelirtio humbuae, (laughter and applause) who open their stink- pot batteries (laughter) against humanity Ind principleâ€"the eenoer breeding editors oi the internal bleak plegue. (laughter), I mean the ne'eoepere-Ahoee editors. the iniernel little door mete. the vulturel (laughter). I'd rather ‘ die In e minute endba in the right then live to hear in the infernal lever oi their pulse. ! ~'â€".â€"- wwwutwfi ‘edvieed the peeple to vote for themeelvee end â€"-â€".who pele into contempt before the colon- eel reilroed highweyrnen. end robberâ€"(leugh- ter)â€"thet bloody figure of cernege end ruin, who dinee upon the eerceeee oi hie victime. end when meneione ere built and cemented by the weile end teere and cries end blood (ieughter) oi the widowe end orphene of there who perieh oi etervetionâ€"I refer to the thiei Venderbiit. (Leughter end criee oi ‘ good!) He, too. wente en Empire. The next on the liet ie Oyrue W. Fieldâ€"end the whole Field crow. Field wente an Empire. The next we come to ie the Rev. Dr.John Hell (eeneetion end intenee quiet). who diepeneee gilded reli- gion (leughter) to $400,000,000 every Bundey morning. Hell eeye (imiteting the clergy- ruen'e etyle) ‘ it ie ter-ri-ble. it ie terrible, brethren; theee ewiul Communiete 'â€"the mieerebieâ€"ieeteringâ€"eontemptible whelpl (Buppreeeed leughter end criee oi ' 011 l') How dere he. et hie ege end intelligence. eeet ‘ e etigrne upon God'e nobleet end but tree- menâ€"the workingmen? And leet. though not ieeet, ie the devil ilehâ€"(leughter)-â€"the politieel devil-fleh. with leiee teeth (ieughr ter). e ielee dig, it ielee heert (leugpter) ende lelee gizzerdâ€"(ehoute oi leughter)â€"he hee got no eoulâ€"e trendâ€"the benner ireudâ€" (leughtcr)-â€"the cypher lireudâ€"(leughter)â€" the election trendâ€"the trend oi ireudeâ€"(yelle oi leughtor)â€"Sem Til- den lâ€"(roere oi ieughter end applause)â€" who etende or eite in hle office. like e grey old epider (leughler). with hie euckere epreed out ell along the continent, fixing end oiling the mechlne. (Leughter end eppleuee) You mey eeem eetoniehed to think Tilden wente en empire, but he le one of the pley ectore in thle greet dreme, end he end eli hie hind ere being need with e periect underetend- iug thet the Republweu nominee will bein- eugureted even it not elected. The intereete oi Tiidea ere identical with the intereete oi the Bepubiicen leederl, end their intereet ie to fill their pockete. There ie e ierge eleee oi people who went en empire, and I'll tell you why: We heve been tooled end peyoholo~ gized by nice biedder-tongued. oily blather- ekitee (laughter). and oleeelcel ireudeâ€" who vote their own eeieriee end eey emong themeelvee ' How ehell we collect t? ' (Laughton) Don't you eee it? y edvioe to you in not to pay eny texee. (Appleuee) Let theee thievee go to work for eiiving ee you do i ” Keerney next orgenlze with that object. and acid the men who heve heretofore been voted for regularly would then get up end eey. By God! it'll never do; theee mudeiiie end muddleheede ’ll confiscate our property.’ Four men. iour legelieed robbere. could pull in millione of money and rob 40,000,000 of people. On one eide we heve ceiling for e republic the block goete who heve eepereted themeeivee from the white eheep~(leughter) â€"the devile heve leit the engeie. (Leughter.) Who ere they 7 ‘Monerchieteend Imperieliete AAâ€"â€"_‘AAâ€"_‘ _-_._- _ wâ€"v‘ â€"â€"’u--â€"unvn â€"mnrdouu' of 358 poéple-saunnlnl o! 711:3“.anmornlityâ€"deaorton 0! me wreck " shoemaker orator." announced George Blair as chairman. and after a brief opening speech ' on the labor reiorm movement and against the existing order of Government, he intro- duced the Billingsgate champion ircm the Pacillc slope. Kearney gas in the Com- mittee liiom when announced. but he at i once strode across the platform to receive the applause which he always seems to like. though he pretends to ignore it. He took a drink oi water. threw down his overcoat. pulled the reading desk to the back oi the stage, and. again advancing to the trout oi the platform. buttoned up his pea. jacket, and said: “ Men and women i I desire to call your attention to this platform to- night. You don't find on it any baid~headed. hot pated honorable biilrs and bummers to disgrace the intelligence of this audience to- night.” This provoked shouts of laughter at i once. and he then went on to say that he had 1 requested that the meeting should not be widely advertised. because he was afraid that if it was too many might come to hear him. and so some might be disappointed. He had been rpmetomed to speak in the tree. open air, with the earth for a piatiorm and the heavens tor a root. Being urged. against his expectations. to make a speech in New York. he had chosen as a subject " The Coming Empire and the Downiall oi the Be- nnblic,” and should use language suit- ed to â€"- himself. “ My expressions," he continued. “ will not rest easy on the sordid stomachs oi the robber class who live on Murray Hill. among whom are 0. _PL Huntington. who commenced life in my adopted State peddling picks and shovels, but who today is stretching his bloodostained ‘iangs across the continent and sepping the liie's blood of the very people. and driving them into the condition oi slavery. You in New York are iorccd to submit to this plun- dering pirateâ€"(leughter)â€"-who to~day flaunts his liveried flunkies in your faces. and calls (or an Empire." ° (Laughter.) Alter paying similar compliments to James Gordon Ben- nett, he said : “ And next. comes Jay Gould. the lean. lantern-jawedâ€"(iaughter)â€"lopsided pelicanâ€"(laughter) â€"the shark-snonted cor- morantâ€"(langhter)â€"look at him as he crawls through Walt street, crunching the bones oi his victims! (Laughton) This is another 0! the American aristocrats who wants Grant and the Empire. I have done thus far with these three pusillanlmous, miserable wretched Donia Kearney. the Oalliomia and lots "orator,” drew on audienoeiaot night to hear him that filled the large hall at Cooper Union. The people were mainly o! the rough and working olassee; and the meeting wan under the control 0! the Greenback Labor Boiorm- Socialism party. Ralph Beaumont, the H lhmm-L-v nhntn- n nnnnnnnn A ll nnnnn Dl-x.. III-plum" and VII-pcrmlou at the (banner Unionâ€"A (Mateo Vocabulary. [to give our rude" some ldoo 0! me man who la followed by orowdn wherever he soon In the 8m”. we ollp the following from lho New York Time: at the 17th last. We fool ch“ on apology ll requlrod (or m prod action. but i: will open the «you of nanny to whn is going on aluminum] - KEARNEY. TIIII SAN!) 1401‘. (MIA- TOR. Fonueunl m run Beunwron lemma.â€" Acoording to the last quarterly report oi the High Court of the Ancient Order 0! Foresters a Court has recently been ineti. tuted in the Sandwich Iriendl. with King Kelckeu. whore trip through the United Stator a low yeerr ago will he remembered. at Ohio! Burger, and hie Bacretery oiStete M Bab-Ohio! finger. The Order is cold to be in e mm flourishing condition in roll perte oi the world, the membership at this. time numbyring noun nix hundred thou. nnd. ‘ In the course of his lecture at Ottawa the other evening. Dr. Logan made the following remarks in regard to dancing and dress. He said: " Flannel does not add any warmth to the body,bnt assists efficiently in retaining the heat of the body. In the estimation 0! some ladies the wearing of flannel is equi- valent to debarring them from the pleasures of a dance. It is a little unlortnnate that this agreeable. and under proper restrictions really healthy exercise should demand the sacrifice ol the lives of so many 0! our lair mothers and sisters. I hope I may be per- doned it I ofler our lady iriende a suggestion on the important subject cl lull dress. I would modestly asail it ls possible to spare lrom thirty yards dress or even twenty-live yards dress. a snmceint quantityâ€" say from the train â€" lthoutleeseping its uselnlness ‘A --_r_ A -7.- «uv- Ian-aun- â€"to cover tbs arm: India's chest? I feel amefled mm I! this suggestion worn adopted many precious liven might I); saved." - ulna-- dere. three of which ere high preeenre. end three iow preeenre. There will be‘eightboilere. heeted by 48 iurnecee.end the veeeel een be propelled et the rete of 181- knote en hour. Alerge epreed oi cenvee on be eet, which will eneble the eteemehip to meke good time. it neeeeeery. without the eid oi the enginee. The eeloon end eteteroome will be pieced emidehipe, end will contein every iecility for comfort end luxury. All the ieteet improve- mente ere to be edded, end the entire cebin will be splendidly inrniehed end nphoietered. ‘A drewing-room which cen be occupied by v 100 lediee et once, will be pieced on the deck immedietely over the eeioon. The emoking room will be above the drawing'roem, end will eccomlnodete 100 emohere et once. The City of Home ie to be built of eteei. with e double bottom end eleven bulkheede. The top decke are to be at the but teek. Nov expense is to be epered in making thie meg- nifleent eteemehip periectinevery respect. She will heve the higheet cleeeiilcetlon oi eny veeeel in the Liverpool Bed-book end in the British Lioyde. The lumen people expect thet. so let at the treneportetion oi pee-en- gere end freight goes, the City oi Rome will prove the monarch oi the seemâ€"New York Times. , A Manner Ship New Building in England lor the leeâ€"an Line. A new eteemehip, which when completed will be the lergeet and fluent merchent veeeei In the world, ie now being built et Berrow, Englend, lot the lnmen Line. She will be reed, ior nee in the spring oi 1881. The City oi Bome wee regerded'ee the moat eppro- priete name which could be given to this eddition to the lumen fleet. Her dimeneione eretobe ee iollowe t Length oi heel, 548 feet; length over ell, 590 ieet; breadth oi been. 52 ieet; depth oi hold, 88 ieet 9 inehee. end depth irom top oi deck honeee to heel, 62 ieet. Her measurement will be 8,300 tone, or over 2,000 tone ierger then either the Oil: oi Berlin or the Arizone, end 800 tone iercer then the Servie, the new Onnerd eteemehlp, which will be completed this iell. She will be over ionr-iiithe oi the. elze oi the Greet Eeetern. .The enginee oi the City oi Rome will be oi 8,500 horee power; with air cylin- tlnn 6h..- A. _Ll-L -.__ LI e A quality oi which hand-writing usuallyâ€" not always-gives clear indications. is the elasticity or siiilness oi the writer in adapting his mind to external demands. Oi literary men. you always ilnd that flowing power. such as Charles Reade‘s. or Charles Dickens’, or Sir Henry Taylor's, or Anthony Trollope'e, is expressed in an easy running handâ€"lucid and harmonious or otherwise in proportion gene- rally to the amount 0! orderly or artistic feeling in the writer‘s mind. Carlyle, ior in- stance, though one 0! the most poetical oi seers. is certainly not fluent. His thought reconstructs with pain and dillicuity what his mind and eyes have seen. and in the patient, but somewhat crshbed and oddly emphasized hand-writing. you see this. But Sir Henry _Tsylor‘s hand runs as tray and as clear as the Thames at Richmond. Mr. Trollope'e runs as easily as the needle jerking up and down in a sewing machine; and Prol. Tyndall's. who has as much at least in him oi the crater as oi the man of science. and whose mind is eminently flexible in the power of adapting itself to the external world; runs smooth as a bicycle. 0n the other hand. many posts, many very eloquent poets. seem to betray in their hand writing the con- flict between their own thought and the words in which they are compelled to convey or note it down. Mr. Swinburne's seems always to be in a tangle, expressive oi the ; way in which his mind overleaps the wordhe is dealing with. and mixes itself up with some other Word with which he is not dealing. And in a very much less degree Mr. Tenny- son's hand seems to throw over the words he writes shadows oi dissatisfaction that they do not express something more or something less, or, at all events, something diflerent. Nothing is more noticeable than the difference between the hands of those who seem satis- fied with their words; who seem to find a certain pleasure in the rapidity with which they express their thoughts, and the hands at those who are dissatisfied with their words, and are disposed to torture language till it expresses something more or loamâ€"London Spectator. (laughter-J They on the month-pieeee oi thievee end out-throne." Alter exprueing the belie! thet every deiiy new-peper in the city in In imperialiet omen. he made enother reid on the " bindgeon murderere. flunklee. etook gembierr, white-iivered, notional-bent. emuhing 8hyioekien vegebonde. hellborn end hell bound thievee. breinieee rnohe end neety (undo. the filthy. neety poie~oete oi the Union. Union League, Lotoe, Knickerbocker end University Globe. and all their iny, ieebimiegged, drunken. red-eyed. lop-eered. moldy heeded vampires and emell-hreined innoh fiends. whose bioeted end peetiierone pereone poison where they move and teeter where they eit." He continued in this etyie to the end. no closed by claiming that on the peoplo'e side were working men oteii eieuee. end ihet “God Almighty and Hie Son Jeane Uhriet wee on their eide nine." Sererel‘ other " reform” oretore eddrozeed the meeting. _Amhox~'a [land-wrung. Dancing and Dre". Waemnoron u a Vorxn.â€"Waehington voted at all the Fairfax electione until the close 0! bill life. untiormly aupporting the Federal candidates. Although living acme dietance irom the court-house at tho Alexan- dria market, he generally voted early. The polle were reached by a flight of etepe outeide, which in 1799 had become old and shaky. When the General reached the etepe he placed one foot upon them and ahook the crazy accent an if to try ite atrength. Inetanto ly twenty brawny arme. one above the other. grasped the stairway and a dozen men’a ehouldere braced it. Nor did a man move untll the venerable chief depoeited hie vote and returned. “ I new hie last how." aaid one of them hall a century alterward. "it wee more than kingiy."-â€"Harper‘e Magazine. It in but a year and a half ago that some rookie-c political apcakcra, in asserting the dIOHDO 01 her commercial interests. predicted the decay of Hamilton. We took occasion then to chow the base canon of tho " ruin- and-dccoy ”outcry ; and we are happy to be able to congratulate Hamilton on a trade ex- hibit which well shows the amount 01 enter- prise cad vitality aha Minuetâ€"Monetary Tim's. Lem begins on the 11th of February. and so there Is now Mt no) three men during which society will dlepofl lmfl. The cathedral and other churchea were approached at early dawn by thousanda who wished to participate in the flat masa. Thither flocked women and men. bearing in place oi the variona images and devices and copper and German eilver, which are wont to hang on the altar so propitiatory oflaringa to the aainta. hundreda ol improvised global oi wood and marble. aignliylog prayers that the icarth might be kept whole ircm lurther iquakel and eruptiona. The venerable Church at the Saute _ Domingo. which atanda in the lower part at the city. received an unuaual influx oi worehippera. Near by the palace ol the Captain General. placed only yeaterday morning at the dlapoaai oi the diatingniahed party at Americana.“ whom Gen. Sheridan ia one. showed flicker- ing lighta in the upper windowa. Beyond the palace a atreet lceda down to a neighbor- ing whorl. where. ac the clock etruek eix. hundreda oi boatmen dropped on their knees at the aignal with their faoea turned toward the bay. “Save. 0 God. the world." waa the burden oi the prayer oi a prieat who had come down to bleaa them; “ let not thy chil- dren be swallowed in fire. or be crushed beneath the ruins 01, their habitationa." To which prayer all Havana. rising up alter the night’s double threat oi disaster. could almost be heard to any “ Amen." The narrow atreeta leading down through the old city to the hay. through dangerou- alleywaya. at title dlamal, hour. invited a ouriona traveller to lnapeot the behavior oi the ignorant. depraved and auperatitioua who populate the done and heil-holea oi Havana. Here ite crippled. maimed, dluaaed and poor lined the-toot wide walka. Here the moat viliainoua rabble vied with ianatioa in the conatant toll oi oroaalng them-elven telling beada and rolling their eyea heavenward. Motterlnga oi vulgar awe and tear inter- mingled with ejaculation to Saintl. Here and there a young prieat pared with a veaael aprinkling holy water on eager heada that; bent to the very dnat in abaaement. A wild 1 bunt oi melody leading ohanta and oeeaaional ahonte of appeal and praiae came iron the quarter where the negroea brought forth their wretched idola. imagea and oharme. Guessing from distant noises thst the city was thoroughly eweke, I dressed end descended into the thoroughfare. Nesriy every room in the hotel showed slight. Lsdies hsving fled to the parlors in their night dresses were sitting with their test drum up under them on the chairs. looking like wreiths. The lower hell wee thronged with men, some anxiously enquiring the dste oi selling oi the next steamer northward. The squsres bed now plenty of pormsnent ten_s_nts for the night. 7 About tour in the morning, the Herald cor- reepondent was awakened by e premonitory commotion in the etmoephete, eo dixelul that before the heed could leave the plllow. ladies were ru'eblng through the upper eorrldore of the hotel. A myriad glgentio ehuttlee eeemed to be weevlng ruin in the outer elr. Men'e voloee, tremoloue end unnatural, rose from the etreet beneeth. Then come the words of men within cheering their wivee, and those woman whom. even In theee firet five or ten eeeonde. they had encountered in_ the helle. Then come the eeeond earthquake. Hevlng firet sprung up I tell beck upon the pillow to enjoy or endure the motion. It continued but e few momenta. One ehnttle like horizontel puehend pull from elde to elite. one his end polee in the air. then a eettllng down to eolid lumobility. end all wet over. Thet-il to any, ell wee over except the wild lnereeee of terror emong the people 91 Hevene. Baeidee the crowds at the refreshment ‘plecee. whole families rushed lrom their homee into the streets. end the stairway: oi some of the hotels were crowded with guests. hurrying blindly down to the eidewalke. A place on the around or pavement seemed pre- ferable to meet citizene who huddled in gronpe beyond the moonlit ehedowe oi the buildings they had deserted and chettered oi bivonecking for the night. Down in the hey. veeeeie rocked at their enchoregee and greened against the whervee. and met, cannon threet‘ ened to iell from their pivots on the ancient fortifications 0! Cuban. and the Moro. Home peeeed ere the apprehension caused by these ehocke peeeed away, and the city was once more eteeped in gentle elumber. Nuw You. Jen. 22.â€"The llmrid'r Hevens correspondent telegrsphe: Lent night. ior the' first time in the recollection of living reel- dente, Hevene wss roused by en esrthqueke thet made her msselve bulldinge ehudder like ehsntlee in s storm. It lacked ten minutes oi eleven. when the theatres were closing and the cities full. when perk end predo were ‘briliient with lights, equipsgee. beauty and music. The bell moon shone from the zenith ‘oiesteel blue cioudless sky. Suddenly e sound was heerd es oi the rising oi e mighty ‘wind through the pines. end then an un- mistskebie subterraneen moen. while the earth reeled with en nnstesdy sickening oscillation. Struck with momentary elsrm. the swarms of people in the perks paused sud reeled likewise. The horses hitched to e hundred flying csrrisges stopped and breced themselves in dumb sfiright. Busteurent tables rocked and spilled their liquids. sud men started up irom their chairs st the Louvre with dread. Drugglsts' bottles were shaken from their shelves. deinty pyrunide 0! her glese tumbled to destruction. Banores end Senorites gezed sghest at the overturn oi their toilet stende. llAVMA’B FIRST EARTHQUAKE. II not the complaint made by nice young lediee thet men pereiet in looking at them to much. out at tune with their general behavior end eppeerenoe? Why do they make them. eelvee to irresistible. then. it they do not went to be looked at? Do they nrrenge thoee benged looke. thoee etuflod birde. tho-e trill. end tneke end goringe end fintlnge. elmply lot the benefit oi inanimate nature? Why do they have there liquid eyee, thoee rosy eheeke, pearly teeth and ruby lipl, if they no not to be looked et. at least? No, the eon- pleinte ere out oi order. Let only the men avert their eyes item the ieir creatures ior n day. make no if they were not it pertol. the everleltlng order oi thinge {or 3 low home, end the deer things wouldâ€"wonldâ€"hnt it in u impouibie to imagine whet they would do, an thet anything oi the kind will ever happen on the put oi the stern eex. A warning redreeeed to bill eon by a manufacturer 0 the old eehoolâ€"e man when commercial type la probably ae extinet as the patriarchal raee who had lived. like him. in five Englieh reignaâ€"wae by ehanee or choice out in an epigremmatie form etill remembered elter fifty yeere. " Tom,” he said. " I have known men who made money. and did not epend it; end I have known men who spent money. and did not make it; but I never knew a men who could both make money and epend it.” The lather himeeil wee a prosperous example of the first group. end he believed hie eon to he aepiring to Ilmilar eneeeea in the laat. """ \'_I‘J " Woll,'you Inflow. ileum compmy is than excepted." Robert. who fear: he in rejectedâ€"“But you know, Bebeooo. we no commanded to love everybody.” Bebeoon-" You ; and no I do love everybody." Robert (Pmohrionllflâ€" “What, everybody 7" Babeoaa (shyly) â€" H Wall Inn hum-v non-ant nAmnnâ€"c- x- - _-_- The devil leughe in his sleeve. and an thet every New Your the elnnen will hue lhelr llule joke. bul they generally come round. When n roopectnblo man In discount! oommittlng a crime, the proper thing {or hlmtodois to out n wapemlon of public opinion until the wing in largonon. Dobntlng Iooletioa ire asking " Can the goat xenon? Ho on, but he doesn't wait to. His time is worth too much." An experimentâ€"Mimosa: “ Why. wint- ovor is than and), June 2" Juno : " Plow. m'nmho bnndy got uplitcd. and 1â€"1 don. my but with the puddon; but I'm fluid It don't flue nice wish puoflin l” Two lonn. Enunored bookkeeperâ€""Oh. you know. I'm not like on ordinary clerk. I ulk to the ma born of the firm just on I do to you." Sheâ€"' Oh, good gnolounl George. you don’t rally, do you ?" , Old Indy, “I dinne ken whet elle folk that eenne likeilolk u tolk ehonld like folk; tor on folk liked tolku 101k ehould like folk. folk would like folk ae well u folk ever llke 101k “11' folk we: folk." I! we oetoh the old ledy'e meaning, we ere lnollnod to think eh. ll right. I The burden working men and women in than who do the working and planning; out! ,they as £917.10: mo” people oonoider «cond- hond goods the cheapo-t. At cords he said.“ Let usphy kin ;" And one. " Whot do you men? a, How can you any 1. turns like this ?" Then. blushing. to the angry Man. and he,“ I meant kin-sconce ." “ Why, you’d better knock the door don. Whit do you rant 2” “Ooh, try downs. don’t let no vote any of your family. I'm jun using your hooker to woke the poop]. mm door. I'm looked out. d'yo no. out! they've nlvor o knockor." " My little bill, which do you love but- mamms or this big bag 0! candy 2" “ l lovo but alumnaâ€"who given me the his big o! “nay." He uid he wunted her to be his holpmm. Ind she replied um she could never be non than snicker to him. It costs us more to be miserable than would nuke Ill perteony hnppy. Perhnpn momma utohea moat files. but cobweb: and a cold wimet hold the first mortgage. The hoigm of industryâ€"o girl so indul- lriouo that when one has no‘hlng clue to do she knits her brown. Eeoapei no Elwyn narrow. Who am toad o! a broad escape ? ~ wu uugun no any youreen a terrier dog." ’ He took the hint, and left. It was et a temperance meeting. The epeeker increased In eloquence and none. and he cried: “ Yes. my lriende. we'll 1m our temperance vessel out of the mire and mud on to hard. dry ground, end then all begntifnlly elong.’_' Young Fred. a bashful yet persistent awnin. Wu very much in love with Mary Jane. One night she told him. in hertonderest bone. " It is not good to; man to be alone." . Said Fred. “ just so. you darling little elf: I've otton thought of that same thing myself." Thou said the use. while Fred was an as , " You ought to buyjonrsqlt} Quiet dog." With hie little colt head in mine. And the light on hie golden heir, “{{mb’ titer hie dey oi pity neele down for bill evening payer. me e OI use into the unknown lend, A Aden e whlipeuteatfh‘ eolgurz word. u own I o “ y as e on he wakes" mm the look 0: e etulled mm. ' hen he tells with n quivering lip. 01 the deed he has «one todayâ€"â€" How a butterfly Itop ed M a. rose to nip. And he killed it in in play. Ne‘er to e murdexoul soul Uomee anguish and grief and fear. In It six-on tide then sweeps to'night O'er the oi my beby deer. But I soothe the little tumbler. And hold him in my tune, And give him the comic“: thee mother: know Hi. griei to soothe and charm. 'Iill he whispers. raising hie soft. blue eyes; Where the team still shining lie- “ I den the bullet-i! has 3 dood limo- ln do roses in do e y l" v_â€"â€" wumv ‘1‘.“ Maine 19113}; who boldly ntxiko in To this life without any stamps are the follows that gin'raily win. Whiist the ones as roll in their wealth, With oreditan' money in plenty. Don't amount to a twist of a. thumb ' Arte:- turning the page one-and-twonty. An' I so: to myself. sex I. The couciuaion to which I am lad. Is that cents in the pocket don't win With the sense that one has in hil he‘d. 011 (my Derrick.) PM a merry old bloke, in I. And I love to phlloaophlse On the dolu's of younger men An' the manner in which they arise. ‘23.}993‘ P! 110* WNW cue A Philosophies Bloke. Funnlgrumu. Cullen-Ion.