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““th Council proceedings will 3;» pear next week. “tad tho Eldon Auditor’s report in this week's issue. I. u newsl-apor man three linen of a new: item is worth I. [93ml of poetry. The parties who promised to supply us with wood am .requeleed to do so .9 once. “l9 roads are almost impassable, und everything is at a standstill in this sec- tion of the country. The new way to prevent bleeding It :ho nose is to keep your nose out of other people’ 3 business. The Good Template intend holding a neck-otie social next. Friday evening, 19th inst. Particulars next week. Lost. -â€"â€"On the evening of the 9 h inst" between the junction and Wood- ville, an Odd Fellows’ Blank Chart. Please leave at this office. On Monday, as the “ Eldon Home" ’bua was leaving the N ipissing Station, one of the hind axles broke, letting the pmengers dovm. Fortunately, no one wu hurt. ‘ Trotting.â€"-m-. Arch. ucCorquodale’s hotter, “ Exam” won three pgizea at. the Fenelou Fall races last week, being second in the green Race, second in the naiuod Race, and third in the 2:35 trot. An exchange says if a young man wants to see his name in the pups: he had botbu get married. He will never enjoy his death notice. Young men of this village, try the expelimeuc. we will notice it. I‘ll.“ ‘l|l“5\?, VIJ ‘Ilv will notice it. .- Get your Garden Seeds at Gunn'e Medical Hell, \Voodviile. They huVo just received s large mortment of fresh deeds. Beecher-’3 idea that there is no hell is bad (or. newspaper publishem, as so many subscribers may now utterly re~ fuse to pay up if they have the most remote suspicion that Beecher knows what he is telking shout. ' The, Bolsover Dramatic Club give another entertainment in that place on Tuesday, the 16th inst., when they will present “ Ben Bolt’s Sloop.” They are'thiuking of coming to \Voodville at on early date, and we hespesk for them a good crowd. ugycuuluuu. ‘V c The regular sittings of the first Di- vision Court was held in the Town Hall, on Monday. There was a. very large crowd in town. the largest, in fact. 'thst has ever attended Court in Wood. ville _ since the Comte were divided. Owing to the densely packed cmwd in the hall, and his own ill health, the judge was compelled to adjourn the Court twice during the day. Business Chanceâ€"Messrs. McGim- sie fires. have purchased the Woodville Lumber Yard from D. B. McNahl) Jr. 00., and will hereafter carry on the business......We understand Mr. Arch. lcCorquodule has purchased the hutch- oring lmsigess from our oflriend, in'. Two entertainments are billed for Kirkfield. One, a concert for raising funds to lay a sidewalk to the railway mum"), to’take place oil Friday, 1'2th inn, and another, a soiree, under the auspices of the Presbvten'an Church, 5 on‘ Wednesday, 1761: inst. .“Will advertising pay 2” is a very old question, which has always been answered in the affirmative; but the question sometimes asked in the newsâ€" paper oflice is, “ Will the man who ad verbiaes pay 9” This is not always an- ewered 1n the affirmative. One of our citizens got; on a “jovial" on Friday evening, and amused himself bucking glass in. Mr. Miller's office, and Mn. Morison’e store door. How/s ever, on coming t5 himself next morn- ing, and being told of his misdeeds, he quickly repaired the damage. Springâ€"Sweet Spring will soon be appointed to exchange pnlpite here. The green game will soon sprout; Revr Mr. Cockbum, on Zlet i: the keno player and the lambkiu will declare the Leukdale oongregn mhle ; the turtle dove will turtle to cant. A petition from parties mete ; the young man's fancy will eround Zephyr adhering te the llghtlv tum to thoughts of love; the terian Church, paying for a ll bumble bee will bumble his first bum- preaching, wee granted, and ble; the leetive yellow jacket and the wee aoeoniingly erected into a enell boy: will renew relations ; etraw Station. Ind connected with Le hate will come out; so will ulstere, Theae atatt‘oneare te beeuppli white penal. strawberry festivals, boila etudent during the «tuner and campaign pa re, end the Sprin Kr. Ooehhmn wee appointed ll Poet will mounttie editorial stair «it of the Leeekdele eeeeloa. Th1 cheerful face and ten pounde of menu- dale Eldere were appointed 1 and“. Spring in at hand. with 'Uxhddge union, The The person who takes aipaper nearly egyear, reads it. every week, and then evades the issue of payment on the flimsy quibble that. he never subscribed for it, might own all the railroads and eteamboets in the country, and it wouldn’t make a man of him. A splendid item about a mag getting kicked all to pieces by a horse, the other day, was utterly spoiled by the cerefulness of the man himself, who climbed in the hayloft, and stayed there until the horse stopped kicking. And yet a cold world may blame the report- er for this. Printing and Publishing.â€"A young lady explained to her inamomto the distinction between printing and pub liahing, and at the conclusion of her remarks, by Way of illustration, she aid: " You may print a. kiss on my cheek, but you must not publish it."~ \ Don’t tell a man you sweat, It is vulgar. Inform him that you are being deprived of the-saline and oleaginona fluids of your material substance through the excretoriee of your pellu~ oid cutice, with a sensible condensation of moisture, upon the superficial exter- ior. Pumaâ€"Wm. Hon . Aumronu' Barnum-gl‘owmhi of Eldon. SPICIAI. Marisaâ€"John Xo‘hmut. mew wvzmxfizunu‘rs., gamut mum. to a 5363i“! (out, onuondny afternoon and evening, by a person pinying on the (delicious instrument mentioned above. That his efforts were fully up- preciated was nmply attested by the interesting procession which he headed . I lady writes to this ofice inquiring if “ paragraphers ever go to heaven 1” Good laud, woman, they never go my- whem. They don't get a chance. They just sit around and do good. and count their money, Ind subscribe to chariteble enterprises. We don’t know whether any of them “ever go” to hesven or not. Gaelic Sermonâ€"At Knox Church, Toronto, on Sunday has, an eloquent and impressive sermon was preached by Mr. Macleod; of Knox College, from the text, Psalm xliii. 3:-â€"0 cuir a much do Ibolus agus t’fhirinn 1 Seoludh iaduan mi, thugadb iad mi olmm do shloibh naognhun, ugus chum do phail- liuna; Vennor has at last acknowledged that his weather predictions have not been verified, and has " t’ukon a back seat. He now laughs st the idea. of an early spring, says we will have six or eight weeks cold weather yet, and that we are only about half way through the winter. We hope this, like his other predictions, will prove false. A man was seen coming out of a newspaper 0500 with one eye gauged out, and his nose epmnd out over his face like a piece of law beef, and ene~' of his ears clmwed off. To um 0mm who interviewed him he replied: “ I didn’t like an article that ’peru‘ed in the paper last. week, and I went in to see the'man who writ it. He was there, stranger." G. E. Smith, who lwvéfghoi-tly 'me Chethnm, where he intends ’t‘o‘ go farm~ ing,.,.,.uessrs. A. C. Campbellh, Cu. hue suspended business for the present. '01!!!” More Unfortunateâ€"A fearful example of the direful effects of the “flaking bowl ” was brought to our notice on Monday evening last. An unfortunate man, who, for some time both. has been drinking very heavily, suddenly took the idea. that the best wey'to end his troubles was to hang himself. Acting on this impulse he proceeded to the bush with that intenu tion, but, fortunately, his strange ac- tions had attracted attention, and he was followed and brought back. N eture will not tolerate such excesses long without visiting retribution upon the unfortunate individual. Presbytery of Lindsayâ€"This Pres- bytery held an adjourned meeting at Woodville on Tuesday, March 9th. There was a fair attendance of mem- bers. The prayer of the congregation of 'Uxbridgo to be separated from Leaekdale, and to retain the whole of the services of their Pastor, Rev. E. Cockburn, was, after all parties inter- ested had been heard, granted. The Rev. Mr. Smith, of Quaker Hill, was appointed to exchange pnlpite with the Rev, Mr. Cockburn, on 21atinet., and declare the Leukdale congregation van cant. A petition from parties at and around Zephyr adhering to the Preeby. terian Church, praying for a aupply of pieaching, was granted, and Zephyr was accordingly erected into a Mission Station, Ind connected with Leaekdale. The-e atationa are to beeundied by a etudent during the cum-er months. Kr. Ooekburn vac appointed Moderator of the Infidel. Mom The Leak-- Mr. Crahb, station agent at Victoria Read, has resigned his position on the Nipiasing railway and has accepted a similar position at Enn, on the Elora branch of the Credit Valley railway. Mr. Merritield, agent at Cohoconk, has been removed to Victoria Road and is to take charge of Kirkficld as well. Half of his time ie to he spent at each place, with headquarters at Victoria Road. Mr. Law, formerly of Kirk- field, has been removed to Coboconk. Mr. Adams, of Woodville, is to have charge of Argyle, Eldon, and Portage Road stations. These places he will have to visit nearly every day. The road north of the junction is in an ex- collent state of repair, and a great. many new ties have lately been put in. The farmers supply the ties at 14c. each, and are allowed 70. each for calls. We We!!!“ 1 figfilgq.70ur vmsge was trgated from Kirklisld session sud managers sins fsvorsbleâ€"thsy promising that all srzesrs in stipend will be paid shortly. The Records of Besverton session were exsmiued, and attested as carefully and correctly kept. The call to Rev. D. McDonald, ol Csmbray, from Al- vinston and Napier, in the Presbytery of London, was rend With accompany- ing papers. The cell was numerously signed, and was most cordial and unsu- imous. The Rev. Mr. Hostie repre.. sented the London Presbytery, and ably pressed the interests of the conga-age- tions callin’g. The Commissioners from Glensrm and Cambrsy urged strong reasons for the retention of their pastor, breathing sentiments of the wermest sfl’ection for their minister, and appreâ€" ciation of his services. Mr. McDonald after hearing all parties, considered it his duty to remainin his present field of labor. The call was accordingly lsid aside, and the Clerk instructed to send extracts of minutes to the London Presbytery. The interim act regarding the reception of ministers from other Churches, was adopted. your ex mace and trouble. Try cue great remedies and be convinc- ed that the!I ere no humbug. No one who has tried the Shoshonees Pills has pronounc- ed an unfavorable opinion of them ; no fam- ily where they have been used will be with- out them. Full information may be had on all particulars touching the use. and the ex- perience of those who have used them. by securing the Treatise or the Circular from you; druggist Free. Price of the Remedy in pintbottlcs. 8| ; Pills 25 canto. box. Sold by ill medicine dealers. The success thst these medicines have met with since their introduction to the public ' some years ego, proves plainly to the most skeptical that they are medicines that r. {Orin what they are advertised to do. he 6mm of these medicines have been well tested. and have withstood their trial in a mostsatisfactory manner. For diseases of the Blood, Liver, Lungs, c.,they are unsur- passed. “/0 have testimonials of miraculous ; cures of these diseases, and of many others. If any one is afflicted, let him try a bottle of ‘ the remedy and a. box of Pills. No injuri~ ous efi'ects will follow their use to the most delicate person, as they are purely vegetable, there being no mineral matter in’them. The cost is small, while the advantages derived from their use will doubly repay you for your expense and trouble. The Great Shoshone» Randy and ~ BORN. At Lornoville, on Monday, 8th inst, the wife of Mr. John McArthur, of 3 non. Fall Wheatw Spring Wheat 1.3“?!” ".Uz- “ Butter Potato» H :y Peta Pork Geese Turkey: Chickens Ducks \Vood Hard Wood Bolt “ Tallow NORTH VICTORIA E. D. Agricultural Society I To ALL Wuou rr Mn Cancun“, Take notice thnt a special meeting of the members of two yearx’ standing of the above Society will be held in the At the hour of 9 a. m., in order to determine whether the Fall Show of said Society shall be held at Glensrm, Kirkfield, or Victoria Road Station. To empower the Directors to sell the Society’s property at Glenarm and remove the buildings therefrom. should it be decided not tocontinue the shows there; and to purchase or lease four acres of land for a shay ground at the plageselect d._ 1f 6 5.0“ be deminded at said meeting such [shall be opened at 1 o'clock, p.m., and 0 one 31: 5 p. m., u by law required. LL patio. whose Tau m unpaid on SATURDAY. 20“: MARCH. 1880. will ponitivoly hu their pod.- flunk-d, without respect to porno-I. ARTIES indebted to me by Note or Book account must pay st one. as I must hue money to entry on business with. Unpaid TAXES! Dated 1t Kirkfield, thin 3rd day of March, 1830. WOODVILLE FARMERS‘ MARKETS. Tuesday, 23rd Inst. TOWN 2m, woman now, "Jomt nan. can»: for mu Woodrilh, “mi 1», 1090. m T. A. CLOUSTON. Woodvillo. Much Int, 1880. SPECIAL MEETING. By order. gm: S‘Mvextificmcutrs. LAST CALL. 'IOWNSINP 0F ELDON JQHN McTAGGART, mwmwmmwmmmmw m8m55000030. 000 mmmmttt 2 1mmwmmmmfimwm 4m0002l 4 6‘ H par dozen per bushel rhn perbushel pucm wnmt per pou “ per card M u per pound 10 to 0 00 per pound 5 to 0 00 mmwmn 11mmw mmmmm 1.1"." IUD Sccietary. T0 bring my extenlive clemnee sole to e close. as I will not receive my spring in: ‘ totione until on or about the 22nd inst, I will continue to sell my preheat lune . at colt. Every person in wondering how it is they can get nueh unequelled hazelnut THE REGULATOR, but the truth in I eell for cneh and can give my euetomere full well for their money. Any person wanting anything in Dry Geode would do well to inepa the following lines :â€"- FANCY DRESS GOODS. BLACK-AN D COLORED LUSTRES. BLACK AND COL. LUSTRES. BLACK AND COL. CA3 BLACK AND COL. CALURGAS. COLORED MOHAIR. RUSSEL CORDS. PLAIN ANA-J FANCY WINCEYS. PLAIN AND FANCY FLANNELS. COTTON SHIRTKNGS. TICKINGS. HOLLANDS. TOWELLINGS. TABLE LINE! DENIH’S PLAIN AND TWILLED DUCKS, etc. GO AS YOU PLEASE in a pair of thou Cheap [gather Guitar Boots I um selling fa 81.50 per psir. I would also dnw your ottention to the fact that I intend opening in few day: one of tho Ingest md cheapo-t stocks of Scotch and Ganam; Eweodi, Gentlemen .' H AT LESS THAN THE LOWEST PRICES !, ON THE 5th MARCH, 1880: " SELLING OFF '1 The nburi’bers‘ having decided to retire hom business for the plwesent will on and ufoet Retiring me Business GRAND CLEARING SALE 1 AT AND BELOW COST FOR CASH. Proposals for the purchase of Stock and Good-will of business will be entertained and responsible parties desirous of maiceedinato a large and lucrative business will be liberally N.‘B.-~A" note. and account- duo an, and m pow by the ht of February, prox. will positively be placed in 0mm for immodinto collection, u we cunt money ad must love it, by book or by crookâ€"40c it “in. or thin. , ' lulu, ”ad, mo. Dry Goods at and Below Cost; Groceries at and Below Cost; . Boots and Shoes at and Below Cost FAILED! Ever shown in this put of tho country. Come and see! for; Your§elVeé. “THE REGULATOR," King Strut, Woodvillo, 3nd 13 . 14 Brook Street, Uxhridgo. A MASON Mm The 24th day of January, -â€"â€"of their entire shock] A. 0. CAMPBELL . 00. 00m [1181109 3 A. a CIIPBBLL (Io. WESTERN CORDS AND COTTONADI