gripe ju‘foo.“ â€"Mr. Pierre VOPOD. in a raoent Article on " The Age of Adultontion." route. that: wine merohunt, giving deathbed injunctions to his son. said: “Always but in mind that yino mny boAmpdo with um hed over the traditions of civic feet vitiec. The Mayor of Leeds has en- tertained ata banquet nine teetotal mayors. Among them were the Lord Mayor of York and the Mayors of Winchester and Worcester. The report does not mention the contents of the loving on or whether there was a loving cup at a I. Probably the mayors all hated each other. Totul Abstinence h'umdoed made pro- grngn in Englanq. now Athat it has tri- disguised b5 other ingredients its presence cannot be etected by taste alone. No wonder that. with such vinegar at nine cents and even six cents a gallon. while the fenuine article cannot be manufactured for ess than about 12} cents a fallen. the high death rate in that cite; shcu d be attributed largely to this and ot er uall villainous adulterations of foods. eq y made. with em basis refused to grant the license. and ded that, “ to save trouble in future. the opinion of the bench was unanimous." An ofllcial in uiry has revealed that the total amount 0 liquor sold and used in Boston each year under the name of vinegar is estimated at about 3,000,000 gallons. 0! this. less than one-tenth is pure apple-juice. the rest being a villainous decoction of molasses. glucose. acetic acid. sour ale, lager beer. disti lery slope. etc. made for about half the lowest possible cost of ure cider vinegar. But worse than this. on of vitriol and other mineral acids are brought into requisition. One cent‘s worth of sul- phuric acid is suflicieut for the manufac- ture of {our gallons_ of vinegar. and when jr_‘_4_0, , i e The practice of drinking by females of the better class is said to be unfortunately on the increase in England. Sometime since a well known ï¬rm in Tctteuhsm Court road. London, applied to the St. Pancras licensing authcnty for a license to serve the 200 to 300 lady customers who lunch daily in their establishment, with spirits. wine and beer ; at sment they can only supply tea. coffee an similar beveri ages. much, they claimed. to the dissatis- faction of their numerous lad customers. who for twenty years past ave unani- mously been pressing their claims upon them “ for wme. beer and s irits." Sir W. Wyatt. before whom the emand was ‘made. with em basis refused to grant the -__‘_9\- The Rhode Island House yesterday. by 33 to 21, postponed the Prohibition Bill till next session. One member stated that he had been ofl'ered 8100to vote against a pro~ hibitory law. A committee of investigation was appointed. The Halifax hQuor dealers have er:-1 perienoed a great deal of trouble this year in obtaining the signatures of a majority of the ratepayers of the districts in which they carry on business to their petitions for licenses, and the consequence is that although a month has passed since the licenses for 1880 expired. less than one. third of them have been renewed. In order to sroteot themselves and their interests. an to more effectually make their influence felt in the city. itis reported that a number of the dealers are organizing themselves for theepurpose of “Boycotting†all those who used to sign their petitions for licenses. The Nebraska Legislature has passed a stringent license law. Among its provi- sions are a license fee of $1,000 per year for each saloon in cities of 10,000 people. and 3500 in cities of less than 10.000 inhabi~ tants ; the saloonkeeper must give a bond of 85.000, and must resent a petition signed b thirty freeho ders before he can obtain a ‘cense ; no bondsman can go upon but one bond; no liquor can be given-away; no screens are to be permitted over win- dows or doors ; druggists do not have to take a license. but have to keep a faithful ' account of all sales. ,“WV ~.__ _v--v-‘_ -v- '"VMVJ'HIU poun And it blow your envil to blues! " But it's dlflmnt now with the ballot, 0r won just the other day Whenfgiown took your golh end with promises Marked. hlnbellot the other wey. 0h! ou wouldn't do such a mean thing. Bu other folks will, on see; Your neighbor’- 3 an round the corner “ The bellot'e the thing." says he. -_v_ _- _..- ---. u.“- unusuaâ€" . " Didn‘i I, Buy your unvfl to-dny ? " Bu Vulcan: “ You did. I oonlen it; on can have it, or go wharo its plme is. For Jones bought the bellows (or twenty-ï¬ve MCI-It‘- nu: 51mm xouowea Vulcan “"1. And said in I voice of surprise an disgust: “ Didn't I buy your um] to-dny ? " , , ‘ __-- .._ â€"-.. -â€" uuu; no you uuuuaoi I You will vote 72""; Yes," said Vn can. " I will." Now. Smith bed scene gone from the smithy. When Jones entered in et the door. And pumhnsed the bellows for twenty-ï¬ve nn Jutpzs 83th bought the envii tor four. When aneen memhed n? to the poll-booth, Smith sue him A know as grin. While Jones (of the bellows) stood oi! et one side And chuckled end stroked his chin. “ For whom do u vo Mr. Vulosn ?" Asked the clot in in fluent tones; ‘ Smith stsrted eghsst as the blacksmith replied: “ I vote. six, for Mr. Jones." Jones is bed in his sleeve in the corner. But 811: th followed Yulce'n swey,__ A...‘ -AIA x_ A __3_- ,- Veil-g The. and New. Tin llnilot'o n lnetitntifni on head 0 an ° But the!" non-ottho ml ouz'srondhthou' “‘5: Blue. 0 bollot’bou come into ploy. Theta men voted 0 n nnd boldly. An cum-ad And no The mun t bid highest In euro 0! the vote. And he iln't no sure now. you know. I head once A tnie 0! n blacksmithâ€" He'o deod-requiucaut his bones ; But I'll tell you the tnle .- I’ve head it told. And the moon he voted ior Jones. The blacksmith “and over his nnvil. The t 0 Am moulderod low. And theoxYoushnhue that lay in the ashes m 00 For thodhellownhnd ceased to blow. A hundred odd times through the doomy Hod entered in questioning tones. And now more noxiou- thnn ever it come: “ Do you vote. lit. for amith or for Jones? " A catty old mun won the bincknmith. Well versed in poiitieol shown, Whose owed wu : “ The politics going thnt poyl II the kind thnt pay: no it goos.‘ Afln come 3 voice thro h the doorwny. entered n hood with 0 when. In {allowed o body niong with the hoodâ€" "l‘wu Smith, the opponent of Jones l So I Smith. "I will urohue your anvil. own“: I wil poy you ; nnd still You i hove it to use no 71. pg. 9' you phogqe ; VA“ â€"lll ...\.-nn H ‘v__ . , [Ag-or Law Lacuna. (with a mehriéholy uni-1:5 G. W. Jouxsox. ,1 _.-â€"- Mr. Anderson romnrkod that people had not 19 ï¬ngers and la toes. but 10 ï¬ngers um] 10 toes, and that WM 3 natural ingges- tion in ("or of the dooimnl gyspem. m- â€"-A.‘-L _ w._... - “yr-va- 7'le DI" “lul- 1’Mr. Stevenson maintain that the door ma] system did not lend itself to mental arithmetic, and was not oonvenienttotrado. Decimals were not in accordance with human nature. On the contrary. human natyre‘wogked by dozens, Mr. Ashton Dilke recently moved in the British House of Commons That the intro. duotion of a decimal system of coin e. weights and measures ought no longer delayed. Some of the arguments for and sgginst the motion were singular. choose. To guard this city against a pesti- lential invasion is of the ï¬rst importance, for this city is a sort of key to the outside world. Pestilence or cholera is famous for travellin in broad hi hways. and if you have cho era it will be impossible to hedge it in this city alone. for it will travel alon the states. ï¬nd its way to New Jersey an the New England States. and thus dissemi- nate itself over every art of the Union. The number of deaths n 1832 from cholera was about twenty thousand ; in 1849 the number was about fourteen thousand. Prevention is better than cure. osuse for pestilence. In the present cir~ cumstsnces of our cit I think that the conditions are fsvorsh e for such an out. bresk in our midst. If this should be the case it is impossible for me to ssy what the effect of thst will be. Greet guilt will be st the door of some one. I will not call it murder; I cannot call it msnslsughter. It is killing-sud you 39“. cell it what you AI.--_‘ case. In 1849 the last visitation of cholera broke out on the 17th of May. We have jonly from now to then to get this city cleanedâ€"that is. we have only one month. If the heated weather were to come there never were so many factors for producing disease, at one time. than there are now. We want, then. a power to act at once. We have already indications of pestilence. The severe winter has enervated us. for we always ï¬nd after a severe winter that we have a great deal of sickness. It is because the nervous system is so enervated by the reesure of winter that the conditions are‘ ound favorable to an outbreak o! pesti~ lenoe, if there is accompanied therewith a cause for pestilence. In the present cir~ Dr. Willard Parker speaking at the New York medical meetin said: It must be understood that wi in s few days we shall have the heat of summeru 11 us. and the effect of that will be fesrfu . It is well tojnquire whet we shall do in such a. ï¬nally startled the jury with the remark, “ Well.he is dead nowand Idare tell." She intimated that some years ago her husband was im licated in the murder of a man at Janesvi le. Wia. and that he was accused of having a hand in throwing a man into the S uehanna from the bridge that crossed e river at this city. It was fur- ther shown that Freeman always went armed with a knife and revolver. There was a great affection existing between him and his wife and family, and it is thought by some that the wife was more willing that his death should ensue as it did than upon the gallows, which she evidently thought might be his fate if he lived. ‘ his father. The latter stooped and kissed him farewell. Then he returned to the house and sat down quietly in a chair. In the course of a few moments the mother despatched one of the children to the spring for water, and as he did not bring enonï¬hcshe went herself. While on her way it from the spring she heard the report of a gun, and running to the house she asked one of the boys where his father was. The boy pointed to a bed-room and said that he had gone in there and had told one of them to close the door and not to come in. The poor wife instantly passed into the apartment and was horriï¬ed to ï¬nd her husband lying upon the floor cov- ered with blood. The top of his head was blown off. and brains and pieces of his skull were scattered on the walls and ceil- ings. Neighbors were at once summoned and a Jury made up. Upon the examination facts were elicited which roved that the suicide. if not a murderer. ad some guilty thing weighing upon his conscience. For a long time past he has had moody spells, and the presence of so many new faces in Hartville worried him. At ï¬rst his wife seemed disinclined .to testify, but she . in ard to theoterrible tragedy‘ in Hart. ville. a.. referred toin afrevious despatch: The little townof Hartvi le. on the Susque- hanna. a few miles below this city. as well as the bore h of Shickshinny. Just oppo- site. was rown into excitement last evening by the suicide of an Irish laborer named Jack Freeman. He went to work at the mines in Hartville on the 5th of this month with a large number of others. who were engaged in the o ning of new collie- ries at that point. ‘reeman was not a miner. but was engaged in hauling sand for the cottages in process of erection. He quit work yesterda afternoon at 4 o'clock and went home. tar entering his house he said to his wife. " I am not going to let them get any advantage of me. and I am going to shoot myself." His wife re lied. I‘Why. Jack. what is the matter wi you? Are you crazy ? " He answered. “ Well. if I don't shoot myself they will arrest me and hang me." He went in search of his gun. which he found and with it walked into his bed-room. It was an old army musket. and he proceeded to load it with powder and shot. He then sat down and nned the following lines upon a piece 0 paper which he pinned upon his heart : “ I am not ' ty of anything. butIcan't stand it.†He en called three of his children to him and kissed each one tenderly. the tears streaming down his checks as he did so. Then he turned gently to his wife. who stood ‘by sobbing and mourning as if her heart would freak. and kissed her. To each he whispered a trembling “ good-by." Taking , the musket up he walked out doors. He had gone but a few stops when he turned and asked where Willie was (another of his children). He was told that he was in the brush near b . He called to him and the little fe ow presently made his ap ance and came running toward his fa er. The latter stooped and kissed uâ€"s_-__ The nod-II Syne- Rejected. A ll.- PIu-cd to .10 Death: Ibo Illa.- m of III- Crl-uâ€"l-kuo on a flap- poood_ â€Idemâ€"Imus. Pu- Outbreak of Cholera. Probable. The f‘ofloging uggho mug pu-rtio_ulm AFIAID 0' III l-LDOW. Josh Billings think: out his saying: to he walks dong the streets, and when he gets one mind to his mind he rush! in A oglnny um! iota it down on a pocket ta at. " Leave of? praying. you lubbers. and get to the pumps. we‘re nearing land!“ On ar- riving in port, Polly was sold to a olergy~ man. and in due course was laced in the vicar’s dining-room. The rat morning after his arrival there. he saw the servants come into the room one after snother and kneel down to nrayers with the family. Polly‘s memory instantly reverted to the scene on board ahi . and he cried out with a loud voice: " ave oll‘ raying. you lubbers. and et to the umps we're near- ing land l" bombehe l in falling among these devout person! could not ave put them into a eater consternation than they were put y the irreverent exclama~ tion.â€"Animal World. l The remarks made by parrots. apparently with pertinence. are sometimes grotesque and astoundingâ€"as in the story told o a parrot who was present on board ship dur- ing very bad weather. when the sailors knelt on deck in a circle to pray for deliv- erance. The parrot watched their move. ments no doubt. for he correctly remem. bered the circumstance. It is said the captain came up from the cabin. where he had been to examine the chart. while the men were at prayer. and cried aloudz} N '4:an A“ rum": ....... I..LL-__ -__a A,. A, ,,,,, I, _‘__ years. Ever since she has been growing stronger and the neighbors look at her with awe. Her own ï¬rm belief is thnt she has been super-naturally cured and the singular feature of the me is that the attendant physician agrees with her. An Extraordinary Manifestation 0n: \Vul. It is now more then s week since Miss Addie M. Goodrich, of Nerve]. in the state of Illinois, decided to stop taking medicine and trust wholly to prsyer. Miss Good- rich. who has been bedridden for years. is a devout Methodist. and some days ago a. friend read to herfrom the New Testament the storg of s miraculous cure. and then prayed t at she. too. might be healed. As the words were utters . Miss Goodrich sflirms that she felt s sudden accession of strength and a desire to rise from the bed, but her friend dissuaded her. Then she redoubled her prayers for health and got all her pious friends to pray for her. Fiuslly. her doctor told her to prey for strength to get out of bed the next morn- ing. assurin her of his conï¬dence that the prayer woud be answered. With this encouragement. she pro ed continuously until the morning err-1v . and with it the doctor. He prayed. and ssister prayed, and then Miss Goodrich got up,exclsiming. "Saviour. give mestrengthl " and wslked to s eheirflâ€"for the ï¬rst time in nearly four \matehee often turn out ill. and matches without love turn out well. No onecan tell what love is; nor can any one guess what marriage will bring. \Ve are all, when young, full of tho hta and theories about both, and indivi ual experience is ever contradicting what we have learned. Marriage is as impenetrable as love. Few of us are prepared for their disclosures. We may love and marry again and again ; but our ideal of love or marriage is almost always wholly unlike the thing itself. :ml'Frised at the alien; she receives, md more surprised at the oï¬ers she does not reoeiv e. The love that. comes at ï¬rst si ght rarely remains , it is apt to be borne of8 the eye. not of the temperament. The love that grows generally endures and pro- A.___‘ A Hess then s. man. gets the husband she points to her fancy. Her oonnnbisl ideas are commonly regulsted by her age and experience. The man she desires st 16 or 17 would be a burden st 20. and her ideal st 20 might prove shore st 25. She begins with ssntimentslism and ends with sober- ness; vanity impels her ï¬rst, but sym- pathy holds her last. She is frequently - Marti age goes. to a certain extent, by oontrgsts, if notoontnries. Awomanmtill lieu-"ill GM- end the Other Kindâ€"Why Ile- lbo nu I). Not Blurry. TI’T (New York Times.) I There seems to be two sorts of girls-â€" those thet ought. beceuse specielly tit. to be merried. end never ere merrieal. end those thst never should end never will be. ‘ end yet inveriebly get merried. The former ere usuelly the demure. industrious. I unworldly. domestic; the letter ere the, eeey. cereless. merry. imprudent. frolic-I some. seuoy girls. of whom men become? enemoured for no reeson et ell end in s ite‘ of themselves. When e men fella in cve' end cen't orewl out reedily. he eveils him- ' self of merriege, end is often extricated. thereby without intending it. He is no' more logicel in metrimony then in celibecy ; ! the seme thing thet mekes him I. lover turns him into e husbend. end he is thrice blessed if he does not discover a. sherp end; sudden diflerence between the two. It is session. not reason, end it is celled the ivine passion beceuse it isso thoroughly f humen. Men generellylike one kind of women end ' love enother kind. The one kind the ere commonly recommended to wed.end on’t; ‘ the other kind they ere advised not to wed. end do. Which is the betterâ€"to teke e wife because you like her. or toteke e wife beceuse you love her. Hymen elone knows end he won't tell. If you do either or neither. you msy re nt. There is no ebsolute ssfety in wed ockor out of it. No men’s experience is good for enother men. end our own experience in erotic efleirs is rarely velusble; for every time e men fells in loveâ€"end he hes greet~ eleority in this weyâ€"the accident veries. though the effect is uneltered. No men cen se whet sort of women will be his wife ; end if he be wise he won’t express eny opinion on the subject. He mey cherish men views end heve men beliefs thereupon, ut the more of these e hes the less likely they ere to be confirmed. He who insists. in his bachelor deys. that his wife .shell be e beeuty, is ept to ï¬nd her plein. He who it cennot endure 9. women without intellect h‘ surrenders to one not suspected of it. The 81‘ devotee of order-discovers himself meted with the embodiment of confusion. The b1 stickler for elegence sees. when the glemor ~ of courtehiphes been removed. that he is t]; joi_n_ed to e dowdy. ‘ ,1. 5â€"7.".3‘fl 'UUW'IOT ..--"â€"â€"â€"wâ€"|' CUBE!) BY PRAYER. A Parrot Story. GETTING NIL-HI... Ina-awn. ssuu I for will be.‘ AN 13301.18}! DEFEAT. ml. The (The London Standard.) :suir‘fotlhz. We had been exposed to ï¬ve hours of m t frolic- . unceasing tire. and had become accustomed ' , to the constant humming of bullets. which ":1 .b°°°'.n° l at noon almost ceased. when the general. '1' in 3 "’° . wearied with the exertions ol the previous s )1: h?“ , night lay down to sleep. Communication â€1 . :3 i by heliograph had been established with ï¬u‘.“ {the camp. and conï¬dence in our ability to iczlibzcg? , hold our own had increased rather than . "abated. Lieut. Hamilton. however, who 1m a lover a is thrice sharp and me. It is called the horoughly with his few men had been opposing the enemy alone throughout the morning. {without even receiving a visit from the general or his staï¬, did not share in the general assurance. A little after 12 he came back from his position {or a few minutes totellusthat. having seen large ’05:“ "“1 numbers of the enemy pass to the hollow Lnde 01:? underneath him, he feared. that at to wed: they were up to some devnlment. Reinlorcements were romxsed ‘ him. 0 take- 3 and he returned to {lie post. but “‘9 “m“ these. as I now know. did not reach him 9° knows until it was almosttcolate. Shortly after. anther or ward Major Hay, of the 92nd, Colonel are "3 no Stewart. Major Fraser and myself were ’f’t' N° discussing the situation. The former :er .man. expressed an opinion that we were not “3â€" ‘5 strong enou h to repulse a night attack. ' ". man I had remar ed that the Boers would pro. acrity m belly make their ï¬nal effort at about 4 in ‘ "18h the the evening,†they didatthe Ingogo. when ‘ " Yb“ we were startled byaloud and sustained ' n ’f 11° rattle of musketry. the bullets of which I inion on shrieked over our heads in a perfect hail. l ' “2‘12: .Liesltenwt. Wright. of the 92nd. rushed 1 to of the plateau to the further ridge. ot ers went round. By-and-bye there was confusion on the knoll itself. Some of the men on it stood up, and were at once shot down. and at last the whole of those who were holding it gave way. Helter skelter they were at once followed by the Boers, who were able then to pour a volley into our flank in the main line. from which instant the hill of Majuba was theirs. It was aauve quigeut. Major Hay. Captain Singleton, of t e 92nd. and some other ofï¬cers. were the last to leave. and these were immediately shot down and taken prisoners. The general had turned round the last of all to walk after his retreatin troops. when he also was shot (leads, through the head. A minute or two pre- viously Lieutenant Hamilton. requesting the general to excuse his presumption. had asked for a charge. as the men would not stand the ï¬re much lengsr. Colley up. for the third time that day the con- viotion fleshed across me that we should LOSE THE HILL. There was s knoll on the threatened point. up which the reinforcements hesitated to ohmh. _Some of them went back over the _ -_‘-__vâ€" to it. But our flanks were exposed. and the enemy, checked in front, were stealing around them; across the hollow on the side of the hill facing the camp we had no one. and as the men were evidently anxious about that point. he guentl looking over their shoulders. olone Stewart sent me over to see ow :matters were goin on. Therel reported ‘all clear, and, in eed, if the enemy had attempted toetorm the hill on that face he would have been decimated by the ï¬re of his own people aimed from the other side. We were most anxious about our right flank. It was evident that theenemy were stealing round it. so men were taken to prolong the position there. They were chiefly blue jackets. led by a brave young ofï¬cer. and. as I watched them follow him “ WE'LL SOT DUDGE FROM THIS. We‘ll give them the bayonet if they come closer," and so on. but all the time drop. ping fast. for the Boer marksman had apsarently got to work in secure positions. an every shot told. the men falling back hit, most y through the head. Color-Sergt. Fraser, of the 92nd, one of the ï¬nest soldiers in the corps. dropped close to me with both legs shattered to pieces. and many others of his regiment. whom I had known in Afghanistan. met a similar fate. just as their days of soldiering were drawing to an honorable olose. Altogether it was a hot ï¬ve minutes, but nevertheless I personally thought at the time we should hold our own. I expected every minute to hear the order given for a bayonet charge. That order unfortunately never came. although I am sure the men would have responded , _ -_ -_'.â€".J aun- been thoroughly checked, when one of our peopleâ€"an ofï¬cer, I believeâ€"noticing the Boers for the ï¬rst time, ejaonlated, “ Oh, there they are, quite close ;†and the words were hardly out of his lips ere every man of the newly-arrived reinforcements bolted hack paniostricken. This was more than flesh and blood could stand, and the skirm- ishing line under Hamilton gave way also, the retreating troops being ex sed, of, course, to the Boer ï¬re with isastrous effect. I was on the left side of the ridge when the men came back on us, and was a witness of the wild confusion which then prevailed. I saw McDonald. of the 92nd, : revolver in hand, threaten to shoot any ‘man who ed him; and, indeed, every- body was ard at work rallying the broken troops. Many, of course, got away, and disappeared over the side of the hill next the camp, but some hundred and ï¬fty good men. mostly Highlanders, blue jackets, and old soldiers of the 58th, remained to man the ridge for a ï¬nal stand. Some of the Boers appeared, and the ï¬re that was interchanged was something awful. Three times they showed themselves, and three times as quickly withdrew, our men, when that occurred, at once stopping their ï¬re. I could hear the soldiers ejaculate, who, although opposed toabout 500 men at 120 yards, had never budged an web. It seems that the edyenpe 9f the enemy_ had I.--â€" LL ______ | I __-_--_.._- .- -muv. v. vuv vnuu, uuaucu back, shouting out for immediate reinforce- ments. The general. startled up from his ‘ sleep, assisted by his staff, set about getting these forward. and then for the ï¬rst time it dawned upon us that we might lose the hill, for the soldiers moved forward but slowly and hesitatingly. It was only too evident that they did not like the work before them. By dint of some hard about- ing. and even pushing. they were most of them got over the ridge. where they lay gown some distance behind Hamilton and IB How the La! Stmd wu Made Against the Boers. THE FIGHT AT SPITZKOP. THIN LINE 0? HIGHMRDEBS, â€"-There has been a family jsr. " Come, mother. come." says the ean-in-lew to the old lady. in obedience to the pitiful request of his wife not to be disagreeable, “ let us make it up. I said there was no womsn in the world as unbearable as you are. didn't I. at which you felt hurt ? Well. I ‘teke it all back, there are others!" Three persons went out together for rifle Erectice. They selected s ï¬eld nesr to a onse. end at up s target in a tree st s distance of 00ysrds. hour or ï¬ve shots were ï¬red. end by one of them it boy who was in s tree in s srden st s distance of 893 yards wss kil ed. It wss not clear which rson fired the shot thst killed the boy. eld thst all three were guilty of msnslsughter.â€"English decision. an armored ram of 2.640 tons. while two armored cruisers, each of over 7,000 tons, are about to be begun. France has twelve iron-olads either on the stocks or being completed for sea. and four more are to be u at once. Italy has three iron-olads :building or completing for sea. while another armored s ip of about 12,000 tons is to be taken in hand this year. Russia has only one armored cruiser in course of construction at the present moment, while Austria is not building any-iron-clad. but is completing the Tegetthofl'. of 7.390 tons. Of the smaller maritime powers. Denmark is building an armored torpedo ship. while Holland. Norway and Sweden have noiron- olads on the stocks. Brltlch Iron-Claim At the present moment England has eight iron-cleds either on the stocks or launched and being ï¬tted for nee, namely: The Inflexible. 11.406 tone; the Ajax and the Agememnon. each of 8,492 tone; the Colossus end the Majestic. each of 9,150 tone; the Conqueror and the Collingwood. each of 6.290 «instead the Polyphemue, an 0vu- ller led): A most remarkable story comes from Middletown, Orange county, NY. A maiden lady at that place on the 5th of January, 1869. swallowed a new set of false teeth. which became separated from the rubber mouldin which they had been set, while masticating her food. Before she could eject the food from her mouth the teeth had gone down into her stomach. The family physicianwassummoned. but all his efl'orts were unavailing. The teeth caused her no discomfort, and in a short time the matter was entirely forgotten. A few days ago Miss Cole. the lady in question, felt a sharp pain near her left shoulder. and upon examining the s t found what ap- peared like a wen un er the skin. With the aid of a nknife she extracted a hard substance. w ich proved to be a tooth. She was at a loss to know how the tooth came to be in such an unusual spot till she sud~ denly recollected that she had.twelve years ago, swallowed her set of teeth. During the past four days the ladyhas been cutting teeth all over her body and had. at last accounts. recovered twelve of the fourteen teeth that had formerly constituted her full set. She is anxiously awaiting the arrival of the other two. She has placed the teeth in a glass case and will keep them as me- mentoes. - 7 e, v u wvuel \ one (Dr. Mellon) left to look after a great number of very bad eases. After some difï¬- culty I found Smith. the Boer general. and explained to him my business. asking per» mission to proceed to the British camp. It was sometime before he would Allow me to go, as he said that General J oubert would probably like to see me ; but at last I obtained a pass on condition that I returned next day. MISS COLB‘S TEETH. Fourteen of Them TnvellI-x J had ï¬red into and knocked ovei- both him and his hospital assistant. so that _the_1fe was only Ann Inâ€" ‘I’AL-_\ I_14 A, o and I was at once pounced upontossy who it was. I res nded, “ General Colley." but they won! hardly believe me. ‘The Boers were everywhere assisting our disabled men. Dr. Landon, who. when the bill was abandoned by our paniomtricken troops, had steadily remained by his wounded. was lying on the ground with a. shot through his chest. The Boers, as they rushed on the plateau. not seeing or not caring for and bushes. end were sfterwsrd tsken prisoners ; but of those who remsined on the hill to the very lest robebly not one in six got olesr ewe . IPhe period during which I wss suspended in the bush at the mercy of the Boers' ï¬ring, only some three or four ysrds sbove my heed. wss. I think, the most unpleasant of the whole d3}. I did not expect that men in the bent of action would spare me : but they did. and helped me at lest out of my swkwsrd posi- tion on to the ridge agein. There. after being divested by my captors of spurs. belts sud some money. I demanded to be taken before the general. I was let go and told to ï¬nd him myself. and made my way to the hollow where he had passed the dsy. I there found myself amongst a crowd of Boers, prisoners. and wounded‘snd dying man mt...“ n-.. _ ‘_.__A,, who hed behaved splendidly during the action. was shot through the um. and I gu'e him my handkerchief to bind the wound. The ofï¬cers were calling out to the men to rally. when a soldier cenuoned against me and knocked me into the bushes on the preci ice underneath. The Boers were instant y on the ridge ebove. end for shout ten minutes kept up their terrible ï¬re on our aoldiers. who plunged down every path. Many. exhnuamd with the night’s marching end the day‘s ï¬ghting. unable to go further. on: ‘l‘flll A vonun' end then ohnrge ;" but before that moment nrrived it wee too lute. To move over shout one hundred erde 0! ground under the ï¬re 0! some live {undred ride. et eloee rouge in not 3 plemnt experience. but it in whet ell who remeiued of no on the hill that dey hed to so through. Every moment ‘I expected would be my last. 0n ever “in: min weriithrovtving up their erme. on w e or 0 ee 0 n were pl torwerd or? the grountigoAiullet struck 33‘ rock et my heel. the splinters hitting my leether leggings. whilst overheed end on either side the missiles ehrieked put with the noise of e thoueend locomotives. At hunt I reeohed the shelter of the further ridge. Colonel Stewert end Lieut. Hill. of the 58th. being close to may. The letter. _..l_- I ,3 I replied. “ Welt until they come on. we will MY DOWN BBRIKD ROCKS THE GENEVA CROSS, Travelling Around