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Swl‘binmmr flak“ of a dark. drnarv storm: lgo opens with uncertain hum] Ma door: '1 wo o'x-lock u. m.: ho sum tho wnltu turn: 0! wuuuz untoâ€"we need to tell no more. â€"â€"-Somcrvflle Journal. A “081' mm A MORAL. 13m rofl'ng (“rows of a faltlng «on. Man nxtbt- Ibwr clilhul' an unknown ahoro. And by a Page”! tuck. swaying Inflpruly. A must w lb broken conJugoâ€"nothiug more. A little And Vil'ttié i‘ny Roliovo their lilfi. With faces full And so they climbed 0t radiant Joy The mum-n stair. Intoille pan- But wlu-n they not 'h‘y went one My. Away up then). “Ton it ‘ dearmolh-Thoirhtlo stom- Er mun ' Achu warn so fu“ O! (in-r304 ‘ lam good St. Po- Thcy ‘ ' Ter couldn't pull And an . .\~ Them thm' the gateâ€" Tk. Ht ,. ‘w as u; And so the ' suu Tho doctor 0mm» 4 Out in the m. (I And gave them pills Unm this day. â€"â€"Mcrclwnt Traveler. “A good many marriages.“ says a Boston exchange. “comp. out of a ten nis court." They are usunliv the kind Ihat go into some other court. 'A live snake with a gun- barrel inside of it. was mountiv Inuud in Eastern New York. Now wn may expect to learn that. a small calf has been founo in Samliurnhmdt.‘ sstocking. -â€"â€"Newman Independent. A Sullivan county paper. in chroni- cling: n. marriage. pubhshe‘l a. list. of presents rccuivud by the bride. Among them were n. cow and a baby wagon. Thoughtful people in that, county.â€" .Iluosick Fails Standard. Atdcsscrt time a magnificent cake is placed upon the table. to the uncou- (-valcd delight of the young: tyrant of the household. “Oh.“ he cries in rapturo, “give me some of that cakeâ€"- plenty of itâ€"-too much of it. please!“ -â€"I"rcncll ll't'l. _ Mistressâ€"Jane. I read in the news- papers that very much of the candy now made is decidedly bad. for the health. You must be very careful that (luarlittlo Fido does not get hold 0! any of the children‘s candy.â€"-P.'z.-‘1adel- phia Progress. “It is easy enough to see that that man has never served on a jury be- fore," remarked an old lawyer in court to a friend. “Why?" his unprofession- al friend inquired. “Because he pays such close attention to the evidence." â€"N~w York Times. “Papa. why do they call our police- men ‘the finest in the world?" " said a New York girl to her father. "1 pre- sume. my dear." replied the parent. “it is because when vou look for one he proves so fine that you can‘t see him. " ’â€" Yonkers Sa’alcmzau. “What is the price of this axle- greaso?" asked a new clerk of a gro- cery dealer; “there is no mark on It.” “It depends on your customer. If he asks fur axle-grease charge him 15 cents a pound. but if he wants butter make it 38 cents."â€"Philadelphia Call. I? “So Clara ii dem . observed Mrs. Simpeon sympathetically to Mrs. Du Salva of Boston. "Yes. poor dear! she uied last week of lunar-fever.” “How did it happen?" “bhc imprudently exposed hvrself. The house caught fire New Year‘s night. and the poor girl rushed out into the snow without her eye-glasses."â€"New York Graphic. “Yes. brethren." says the clergyman who is preaching the funeral sermon. "oxir deceased brother was cut down in a single nightâ€"born from the arms of his loving wife. who is thus left a dis- consolate widow at the early age of ‘24 years.“ “'l‘wcnty-two. if you please.” sobs the widow in the front pew, emerging from her handkerchief for an instantâ€"Figaro. Elwm‘d Strauss has mvmy manner- isms when COINHICLIII': an orchestral concert. According to n London jour- mil, he “twins Ins violin III the am. .mncus to his own 11111510,, and Qfiihos ti» and fro; hu mennccs a musician to me right. with his bmv. to the left. mm his fiddle. llu mnilus. lwnvuups; huis. particularly to lnu English miuil. qmlu absurd.” The distinguished President 0! Princeton College, Dr. MeCosh, has two daughters who are great walkers. They are in the habit of valking to Trentuu and back. a distance of about twenty miles,where they do their shop- ping. One day a dude accosted Miss Bridget McCosh on the road and said in the Usual manner: "Beg pardon, but may I wall: with you?" She replied: “Certainly,” and let; llet'setfont a little. After the first half mile the masher be- gan to gasp. and then. as she passed on with a smile. he sat down panting. on a milemtuue and mupped the pet‘- spiratiuu from his brow. protpasor Thu! Rogors. the omi- mInt EIIIIIHI pnIicnl eHIIImIIisI. is calling: attentiuu lo Ilu- parlivulurl dam-wing (ImuliIimI of the llIIUliSI f.IIIIIur-. llu musllmt. “him $50 per llIfl'U .II nocusm‘.) IUI' llu- plupul‘t‘llllilvn- Iiun (If MINI. Ibvy INN! only #:20. III) a.“ fllrlhl'l‘L Innt UN‘. LlhIII'I‘l‘S nI‘o Il'IIWIlIII': IIIIu Ihu loans In Iiml work. 'lIuI cuuu- «If all ”Iii i~. III. II (IIIIin: Ihu and man ImIIImIII 15/3 and 1377 I II mun Ig-IIN “IHI‘ iIH'IIPIHI'Il 27. 3 III-r (um; SIINIIIII- lImi IIIIIIN hogan in 1.479. suum (if this Inn lovn “remitted.“ mmv farms have hm-n mrnwn up and mum rants huvu ln-un rmluuml, but. us fur us can he usucrluiuml. the remis- sium have "My mummtml to about 4 port-"m. mm the rmlm-linns In about W. In Smunml the stale of things is rwn \mrsc: fur tin-n» Hm l’vnts were rum-«l «Um-mg lhu sumo period 42 per ovm. Untlm other hand. farms on which the rents have not been mined clmjng the past thirty years are doing \Vl'l‘ AND HUMOR. T\\'O STORMS. But 1w could not Relieve their Ill“. And so may climbed 'l‘he smith-n "Mr. But when thy-y not alkml Mrs. Yorgor of hog huntggnq: “! asked Mrs. Ierger or net- nusoanu. - am writing the history of my life." yes; I call you the sunshine of my ex- isteuco." "Do I really throw so much sunshine into your daily lite?" "1 refer to you as the sunshine of my existence because you make it hotter me." A rise in the thermometer occurred im- mediately alter the foregoing conver- sntion.â€"-T¢xus b'tflmgs. A Kentucky hen. while being driven out of a neighbor's garden, let (all an egg which the woman who drove her out. picked up and utilized. A suit was brought in court to recover the price of the egg. when it was decided that “the egg being laid on the premises at the defendant it was her egg." An appeal was taken to a higher court. when the decision was reversed on ac- count of the Word “layed” having been used. "l'he hen did not lay the elm but dropped it." r-h' I than. Duh-9m. lnn‘nlnur, who is a 'I “I! Mrs.G ' suppose you mention the in it? “Oh. i i i ‘ had entertained the whist stub. nnd everything going etl‘ smooth- ly. and. having gotten her hand in. she decided to iuvue in a tow more people. to whom she was indebted. the next evening. So, making out her List. she sent her little daughter Louise to de- nver the invitations. Louise's first stop was at Mrs. Dr. A ‘s, and. “mung delivered her message. Mrs. llens‘ eggs were in great veneratlon with the ntlcients. The Romans ex- hibited them with great reverence in their festivals of Ceres. The Greeks equally honored them. The Japanese are very fond of eggs. They eat them at dessert like fruit. and very often with oranges. The rich Ja anese are very particular concerning t em. They wil not. eat those of (owls which have full liberty and feed on what they pick up. They must be fed on rice. an. lay their eggs in rooms prepared to: that purpose. because you make it. [not (or me." A rise in the thenhouwtor occurred im- mmliutoly «nor the foregoing convur- cuminâ€"Tau: Saflmgs. A Kentucky hen. while being driven out of a neighbor's garden, let full an egg which the woman who drove her out. picked up and utilized. A suit was brought. in court. to recover the price of the egg. when it. was decided that “the egg being laid on the premises 0! lhe det‘eudnut it. was her egg." An nppenl was taken to a higher court. when the decision was reversed on no- connt of the word "lay-ed" having been used. "l‘he hen did not lay the egg. but dropped it." Lieut. Preston Ingelow. who is a ruminant. stull‘ olliccr of the Travis mics. was instructing n recruit as to his duties towards his ranking oflicer. "What duos Ihu privnlo soldier owe his superior nllicer?” naked Liunt. Inge- luw. "Numing at. all. I reckon. I know l'd bu scared to try and borrow nny money {rum my superior ofiicers. Besides. I don't believe they have got uny mouuy tulcnd. 1 notice they n1- wuys tell tho barkecper lo ‘haug‘em up‘ "â€"Tuu b’l'jtiugs. Tho grnccr‘s son. a good. dutiful boy, had never been away from home much. but stuck close In the shop all hislife. Ilis t‘utherwns guing to put up it new house. and one duy the youth Went to seu how the workmen were getting along with the cellar. 110 came breathless, white. cxdted. “"nther!" the pnut‘ lad cried Ieebly. "Father! Father! Our everlasting fortune is made! The men digging the cellar hm'e struck a suquriuino!" And he fell fainting to the doomâ€"Brooklyn Eagle. Sir Edward Watkins tells the follow- ing capital story to paint the moral of "as right. as uiuepeuce in t1 lawyer‘s pocket.” An attorney in the Black Countt‘ . says Sir Edward, swallowed half“ sovereign. With a. view to re- 0over the gold coin surgical skill Was invoked. but the utmost the stomach- pnmp. nided bv strong emetics. could recover was 33 4d change. The bal- ance of Gs 8d had gone into the legal system of the unfortunate attornu; und was not get~at-uble. They toll agood story on aSouth Georgia statesman who Went to Cnarles lon in tho and days :imlsmppcd at. a hotel. A waiter brought. out. some shrimps. which the Goorgiun slowed away as best. he could. In a moment the waiter reappeared with a. stand of celery. MC’COLL’S “LARDINE” ! Ask your dealers for \IcColl‘ s Canadian “S11111itrl1t" and American “Family Safety" Coal Oils. the best 111 the market. Bolt butting, also “ Dol11i11ion"Cylinder Oil, W 001 Oil, S1 1imllc ()il Lard Oil Benzine. Sewing Machine and Harness Oils, also the famous “ GLOBI‘" .\.\LE GREASE "‘10." said the Georgian. shaking his head. solemnly. “I haw tried your hugs and I dun' t. like them. :‘um3ou can but yet life I don‘ t. want none or your grass." â€"â€"-.ltluutu Constantia». Oid Judge S.IIIIIIlurs is a great brag. and has told about. II dozen Iiifl'ciunt stories in Icgzud lo the Weight. III a cer- tain big (Bullish that he (Mllghl. A friend. trying it) cmmp lliill‘ IIskcu: “Judge, what was Inc pieviso wuiglic of that fish )0" c- uum?’ Judge Stum- dam (to colored \\1llll.l‘)"uub.\\.hllt did 1 s: .Iy \‘osteuln; that callish Weighed? "What timu \‘csleuiuy. bossâ€"4n do III. In lllllg'. wt. dinner tiIIII-, I.I‘ after suppui. I‘ ’â€"-L'IIis¢flt,n at "OI": I have re All Kinds of Planning. Matching and Sheating MOULDINGS KEPT ON HAND or MADE TO ORDER. AT SHORT NOTICE. nonunion, March 17th, 1837. All Kinds of Carriages 8: Buggies on Short Notice -An Important Notice Toâ€" Farmers and Builders! I am agent for one of the largest Wholesale Carriage Shops in Canada. and to parties wishing to buy for can]: or three months I can furnish mu] at prices far below (my ordinary Carriage Work“. Tho work is all made nf tho. host. material and guaranteed. ALL KINDS OF WORK MADE TO ORDER. REPAIRING PRUMI’TLY ATTENDED 'lfl) MACHINE OILQ: ! a rc-fittetl my shop and in connection with my Carriage Works. I have placml in my Shop a NEW COMBINED PLANE“ AND MATUIIER, so that; on and after the 151: of April I will be able to do AND “EUREIL " MACHINE OILS- For Sale only by JAS. CAMERON, Beavcrton. A LONG FELT WANT SUPPLI As charm for cash as any other place in Ontario. All kinds of FARMERS AND MILLERS USE NO OTHER THAN NONE OTHER GENUINE: Jas.‘SNELGROVE. SKUUZ Dial“ ‘ Generalfilaflzsmithing,Carriage Iron, Mind 1112 Horse-311091113. 850, what. i ‘0 which lhu best of cure and attention win he n.i\'fii\ Full Whiqgtun‘ ................... Apples Potatoes pox-I bushel". Sheepskins. .. . . . . ........ Hides Beef ..... . ........... Hardwood. Dry ...................... flardwood, Gleonu .. Pork............. .. . . . . . Hay ... .......... Fall Whoat.......... . Spring \Vhoak. Arannctn \Vhoat ........ Scotch When“... Bmloy. .. . . . 0M5 . Peas. Button .............. .. Eggsmresm. .. . . . . Potatoes ........ . ..... . .. 1’01k ...... .... ......... Beet. ..........‘ Harvluood" Dry. . . .. . .. Harwlwood Gwen ...... Clover, Alaike. . . Clover, Bod ..... . . Apples..... . ............ Haw . . . . .............. 1 , . 3“ en. Sgg§ .. . I hereby beg to notif y the public of Beavcrtor and surrounding country. that I have leased the Blacksmith Shop of JAS. SNELLGROVE'S CARRIAGE WORKS, and am now prepared to do all kinds ofwork In my line : BLACKSMITHIN G. Local Markets. i-iave yéu a ‘3‘an anywhere about you ? USE PERRY DAVIS‘ “PAIN KILLER” and. Get Instant Relief. BEWARE or IMITATIONB. 25 Cts. Per Bottle», BEA VERTOX MARKETS. and D. D. ROSS, Woodville. “'OODVILLE MARKETS. MODERATE TERMS. W. J. BATTEN, ED! 0:00 10.00 Bcuvurtou mms. 500.9 Vmw acumen. NEW SPBJNQ 60! --â€"--ATâ€"- I-I- WILSON’S, Dress Goods, in all Shades and Styles, Prints, Muslins,, Tweeds Suitings, Pantings, Cottonades, Shir-tings Cottous, Linens, Table and Floor ”Oil Cloths, Carpet-s, Lace Curtains, Umbrellas, and. Paaasols, Dress Shirts, Cufi‘s,"l‘ie~:,_ Collars, Braces c. ,l Groceries, Crockery and Glassware, Boots and Shoes, Wall Papers 6L0. Try our 2501:. Japan Tea. ...-,_ -. ~- .. w.._.â€"_â€"§ Under Napoleon. GRAND oPENWummm Butter and E388 Wanted. Beaverton, f March 4th , .1887 . . Everyone Should take Advantage of This; Great Sale‘ 32y 6:0 £31329 Rmdygflade Clothing, Hafisa Gama- “ GFGGGEiBSs. At right prices at All will be sold at the very lowest prices. Also to Hand a Ian-go stock of "hawking my friends and Customers for the liberal pat-- ronnge bestowed on me during the past nine years I ask them, all to take advantage of this Sale at. KG Manufuctumd only at Tuons Houown's Esnnusuum'r, '78. NEW OXFORD STREET. LONDON. The fireafiest Sale Commencing April 2nd and continuing for 2 months only- As the whale stock must be sold to save removal. AS I AM POSITIYELY GOING OUT OF BUSINESS-IN BEAVERTUN and wish to close out stock by lst at J uue, EVER HELD IN BEAYERTON WILL TAKE PLACE .. 44 “TORONTO HOUSE}? 735’ Pnrehuen should look to tho Lube} on tho Boxes 3nd Pots. If the adore" u not 638, Oxford Street, London. they no spurious M_,\,) [/11 â€"W . 3132;123:115 75%“? E: 03.11 and examine his stock of fl. M’Nflfi, H. WILSON, ‘ha |_\ calibr'ertréé.’ V ' ‘htdou 1mm- 0F-â€"-â€"- unptts used m be P ‘13 "996 3:: 9°" é ' 439v 9 " -'I‘orc.nto House,‘ _" “'nmlville‘ Ont. 51¢? 91>