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The Elopomont in High Pith and It. Outcome. w wow u -vâ€" â€"7_ would robshly hsve been sgsinet her. Mrs. nndg. the modern Mrs. Potiphsr of Englsnd. es come in for e full shore of denuncistion, while her hog-h persmour is more itied then snghte . The young Eerl o Shrewshnry. who is the hero of the present scendel, wss born in 1860, end hsej not yet sttsined his 21st birthde . Hisi tether died suddenly in 1877, end e led, then at Eton es Viscount Ingeetre. enc- oeeded to the ancient titles and estates es the heed of one of the eetest of English demiliesâ€"the renown Telbots. Every student of English history knows whet e prominent pert this greet temily hes plsyed in days gone by, end oil will re ret thet the young men. born with ans 3 golden spoon in his mouth. should tr to msr the splendid career which lies be ore him b beginning life with such a. false step. he very importsnce 0! his position es en Englishmen. end the influence for good or evnl which he cennot tail to exert, LONDON’8 GREAT SCANDAL. “ And priy, mudum. whtt do on tmnl 0: Mn. Potiphu md the two dim: hot? " The mndnl at Phnnoh’u court would hue been very great Ind Mrs. P. minded Jouph to elopgwith ha._mdpu ,o opillion “l9”: have drawn more than ordinary attention to the present scandal. The news apers here do not touch it, euflcient i uence having probably been brought to bear upon the press. '1‘ c Earl of Shrewsbury is the Premier Earl of England, Hereditary Great Sane-l eohal of Ireland. from which unfortunate :land he derives two titles, those of Earl of Waterford and Warlord. He has three sisters. all hap il married, the eldeet, Lady Caetlereefi. ing one of the most beautiful women in London, where her photographs are to be seen in all the shop windows. His mother was one of the beet and most pious of women. and brought up her young son in all the odor of sanctity. But no sooner did his father's deathhee himlrom parental anthorjtyjhan the young ”I“. .Vwrmvâ€"vâ€"cwâ€"vâ€"â€"_--l -V,,,, _ V Earl began to be talked of in connection with several of the leading proiessional beauties. It was said that he had1 caused that good man Mr. Langtry much anxiety. and it is not very long since a egici’ story was told of a collision between t e rince of Wales and the hero of the hour. It was related that the Prince of Wales had written to Mrs. Langtry invit- ing himself to afternoon tea at her house. This letter was suggested to have miscarv ried, for when the tines arrived he found the fair lady in conversation with her youthful admirer, who did not seem in- clined to resign his pretensions even in favor of royalty. It may be added that Lord Shrewsbury is a sli ht, liseom youth. withhlue eyes and light rown hair. n.2_ _ u. _..:a.. "Will“'tfié'LEFo‘inB‘Tvéx-ything is quite different. She is not nearly so young a Lord Shreyvpbury. and__sho 113.3 been mu- unâ€"n LL_L ried for eight years. It was in 1873 that Mr. Edward Miller Mundy, then just fresh from Oxiord, led Mice Ellen May Palmer-Morewood to the altar and intruato ed his honor toher keeping. All went well for a few years. and a little girl was born. But during the past few years rumor has not altogether spared her good name. and many curious stories were afloat. But no one ever believed that she would be guilty of the madness of running away with such a boy as Lord Shrewehur . When the news became known London was aghast and wondered what would happen , next. It was known that the guilty pair had fled to Btrasburg. and that an assort- ment of the lady’s brothers. of whom she has five, and the on ed husband were in ursuit. The abecon ing wife had lefta otter {or her husband and another for a friend which enabled the ureuers to capture the fugitives. Sever accounts of what actually took place aregiven. Aocord- ing to one. the husband boxed the oung Earl's ears. scolded his wife and told or to come home and not make a fool of herself. But, aooordin to another. the brothers set upon Shrews ury, and thrashed him soundly. Meanwhile ublio opinion is divided as to what Mr. undy ought to do. Some people afiect to think that the great youth of the male offender makes the crime 0! the female very small. and that it would be absurd.t_o make! such aehild s 4|.-a If... “I“ W wwuâ€" " __ V ace-respondent. Others insist thnt Mrs. Mundv was nlone to blnmo. and that she ahould be severely punished. It will be curious to wntoh whnt course society will take should Mr. Mpnd reoolvo to condone hi- wifo'o infidelity. :3. Mandy in n wo- mnn of grant personnl nttrnotiona. Her e on no duh blue. her bolt is reddish utnnt, and her future: well out. He: month is probably her weakest point. and than in s oortun con-unity in the_lip_o inns! BXTBAOBDD‘LBY DEVEIDPIIRTS. SEWMMW" Bani. Allu- mu "mu!” lush- lee Protecting u Wen-n. On the night 0! April 16th e be) leee women wee being ehuneinlii end hm y mnitreeted in one o! the pn lio Itroete oi Preefon by e bend of young radium. unong whom two young men nemed June- Hunter. need 20. and Alfred Footer. aged 19. were oonepionoun. The cries 0! their victim attracted the attention of a. brick- lnyeg noniod Wiilinm Eooieeton, who wee MA LL- 3--.“.X-dnn "Jul ”wt-avâ€" n uuâ€"wâ€" â€"-vv-_v-‘, ‘ passing at the time. To the despairin ; appeal of the woman. “ Will no man helg ‘ me?" Eocleston responded by remon- strating with the crowd. and asked ‘ them. " Have none of you lads a mother or a sister?” Bis interference was at once resented by Hunter. who turnedu n him and began to kick him witha p r of them murderous Lancashire clogs which he wore. which are shod with heavy irons and tipped with brass nails. Foster joined in the assault and knocked Ecclcston down. Hunter then took what is termed a “ run punch" at Eccleston. kioki him u n the forehead while he was 1y ghelp esslyon the ground. Foster €316 the unfortunate man a kick on the y, and Hunter havinfioadmimstered three or four more kicks a ut the head, killed him on the spot. Hunter and Foster were arrested. and the case against them was proved b evidence of the clearest and most conclus ve character; but from the first the judge a peered to regard the charge with a len ency which was very much out of place. The counsel for the defence pleaded that the accused had done nothing but what was common among their class when they re- sorted to kicking. It was the custom in that part of Lancashire to resort to this brutal method of attack generally. In this particular case the jury may be excused declininiilto find the prisoners guilty of the capital 0 ar e, but on the verdict of man- slaughter, w ioh they did not return against them, it was open to the judge tohave‘ marked his sense of the brutality of the offence by inflicting a penalty of much greater severit than he did. Hunter he sentenced to ye years’ penal servitude, and Foster to twelve months' im risen- ment. It is idle to thinkthat such a enient punishment as this will exercise any serious deterringinfluence on the class in Lancashire whose custom it is to indulge ‘ in clog kicking. Their brutal nature is not ‘ likely to be touched with fear even at the prospect of five years' penal servitude. To give a German the hostess should send out her invitations two weeks in advance, accordinfilto awriter in the Bazar. ‘ She should cover er parlor car tewith; crash; or if she has a parquet oor, tant‘ mieux, she must have all the furniture removed and place camp stools around the room in phalanxes. The business of choos- ing a leader is little less onerous than the choice of a president or a general. The leader must have a habit of command, nerve and be fertile in resource. 0:: his ability and his impartiality does the happi- ‘nese of his company depend. At the large A , -ALLA_ ._:LL uvw v. u... vv._‘_...‘ __,._ balls antlemen tie chairs together with their andkerohieh for themselves and partners. thus putting in a pre-emption claim which is hover disregarded: _'1‘he Ger- a--.‘ ”I” "MAW in navy. “vowâ€"V, men begins site on per. end is danced from two to four hours. ts variety of figures is enormous. 87 being recorded in one menuel celled the Prompm'. The music should be full, and for a large ball two bends ere necessary. For n smell srlor Germcn n mono and e violin are ell at is neceugirfi. In the middle of the Germen hot be on is servedto the dances, and a. second sup r aweite them when they are finished. me of the figures strive to recall that graceful end beautiful minuet of Ithe lest century. whose initial and terminating bows heve been spoken of by Burke as t pifyingl“ that generous loyalty to ten): sn sex, at proud submission, thst dignified obedience," which makes men fascinating and women graceful. III #A“ A. luau Amman-nub unu- .- vâ€""_ " Again, some figures have the wild grace of the Magyar, the militar air of the camp. the “ dommpativo" 0 Marie Antometto. the stately “ pavane " of Queen Elizabeth. II: _is _ the ‘ oonglon‘aerege nuwww. LII .Iu uuv v-â€"U_-_-, 7 , of all es; it ie the apotheoeie of the wee. It will be seen that the German is a. dance of infinite variety, end a leader of ori ’ 31 mind eon- etrnota new figures 00th y. The waltz. tolera in it. empt the slow walk in the quedrille figuges. and _the .st‘etelyomuch. , _A__‘_ AA. :_ unua IIIV an.-. 'â€", _â€"_ .â€" v e bows and courtesies of the minuet in some figures. Like Cleopatra, “ custom cannot stale its infinite variety." The favorite waltz com sers are Strauss. Waldteutel, Bosch an Sum”. and Rudolph Bial is coming into favor. Yet in one sense the aristocratic German is a democracy; for, once within its circle. all are suppos ‘ to be introduced. nor should any I refuse to dance with any gentleman wh she may chance to receive as apartn I through_the ohangeful exigencies of the' Heroic Ilene-e m- Drowning. 1 The Kingston News says that last Mon-T do evenin about 6 o'clock Footer Don- ne y. e ohi d of 5 years, son of Cnpt. John Donnelly. with a number of other children wee playing near the shore at a point where the weter 13 var ' deep, not very far from the residence of ie arente. In some wey or other the little fe low fell in. His ley- ‘metee nu home to give the elnrm. heir oriee ettreoted the attention of Bemnel Dicks, e led nbout 16 you-e of age, a eon of Mr. Dicks. _ae_ilmnke_r. of_ anden Island. ,.A.! AL- He hurried iorwsrd sud discovered the little fellow in the water. melting frentio struggles for his life. Without wsiting to divest himself of his clothes he jumped in, determined. on he ssid himself, to save the child's life or rish in the attempt. Be rseched the i just as he wee sinking, sud siter two sttempts brought him to the sur- fsee and swsm sshore with his charge. Little Donnelly hsd been in the weter iebout four minutes sud would undoubtedly ‘hsve been drowned but for the timely seeistsnoe rendered by his rescuer. Young Dicks wss ill at the time. end wee slmost exhsusted when he reached the shore. The little fellow has not euflered snything from the socident. but is well end hesrty. -â€"-A ltd nunod mains] Donahue, bolon . in; i0 New York. N mtod I» But! 0 on 83515111. _ He'll“! . hull ticket co this _I ~.A... m- â€"A--- VII "Dun-wâ€" u- .n... w as. ”07 um! suix uhoo‘cr. The money 1: boon-talcum)!" Yo rl BOUNTIY GIVILIIA'IION. now to Give a Gel-mun. The Horolo Actions 0! I Ducted Husband and Bravo flmnon. “ PLUGKED A8 A BRAND IRON THE BURNING.” morning th firemen “to men to no: no, corner of lborne end Wilusm street. Montreel. and the thet hted thei horizon in tin viein ty told plan y thnt it wee no felee alarm. Aetheglmh ' t- ened the rattle of hose-reek end no 01 than belle inoreued. untxl from .11 quer- tere of the city the firemen were hutening tothe scene. The reel men (mm No.‘ ‘etetion were first upon the spot, end the scene thet met their gene was one to shock ‘the nerves 0! the moat intrepid firemen. The buildings Nov-tore structure. wee surrounded by men en women. whose ahrieke of terror were intermmgled with the more practice! cry of men tor “ A ledder. e. Mder. for God’- eeke! Wimun Phfllfipe end .higuwitg At an only hour yutorduy (Kondsv) morning §h3 gunmen , _ to called to box ‘6, 2 mill! 4 __- -A_A “- and children ere in the building)“ A form eppeered oi the window through the smoke. It wee Williem Phillipe with his youngest child in his arms, wrapped in the breve fellow’e coet. " Come down {outsell ” was the waning cry to Phillipe, at his wile was in the building somewhere. and back he duhed once more the the smoke and flames. Suddenly thro the throng of people duhed e couple of men with e ladder upon their shonldere. It wee AL, poised a moment. then fell upon the window, and the flames now were rushing out in a terrific volume. None ever aripeoted to see William Phillips or his e, when suddenly he appeared at the window, his clothing on fire. and the flames arising with a. rush iromhisbmhshoulders and hair. He started to come down the ladder alone, tattered when he reached half way. and would have fallen had not a bystander rushed up the ladder and: caught the outstretched arms. He steadied ‘ him as he came down the remaining rungs of the ladder, and in a tries a score of hands were pulling the burning clothes from his steepingl form. “ My poor wile, I could not find er." was his cnized exclamation. “Thank God, I save my child." His exertions had Men too much for him and he was borne away. insensible to the expressed sympathy of his friends. Meantime the firemen were arriving, and while those who were cone “. .1.- ,,_SL_I _.___ CAUGHT IN THE FLAMES. veying' rPhillips to the hospital were carefulePo tending him, their comrades. aware that there was a human bein within the walls of the building, attack the fire as though they were dealing with a mortal foe. The wind was high, the build- ing of wood and the whole upper part of the house was in a flame. Half-adozen streams went smashing through the ‘windows and sparks and smoke quickly took the place of volumes of livnd flame. A quarter of an hour of this sort of work and then Joseph Renaud and his comrade Dubois. of No. 4 station, crept through, following the course of their hranehman'e stream into the front room on the ground floor. They went exploring every nook and corner. There A __-__L ALA-n, vâ€" -vâ€"-â€" v . -- was nothing human there except them- selves. Then they stooped down and crept beneath the smoke into the M room. where they found what they sn posed to be the dead body of Ellen Phi 'ps. The word was quickli passed. " she is dead." The murmur of error had hsrdly died on the lips of the crowd when came the wel- come cry “ Brin up the salvage waggon. There is life in e woman yet,” and there wss no lack of willing hands to repare the salv e waggcn. She was ‘ ted up and plscgg in the wagon. In s few minutes she was at the Montreal General Hospital, where she was tenderly cared for. By this time the firemen had subdued the flames, the whole afl'air being but a twenty minute 1 blaze. which would likely have never been recorded had it not been that several lives were in jeo y. The burns of William Phillips sppesr to have been of s serious nature. His back, neck and shoulders and arms are burned. His heavy underclothing roteoted him. however, and it is believed s will recover. Mrs. Phillips, it is feared, will not live through her injuries. Her legs, shoulders, heed. arms and face are badly burned, while she was sufiooated almost. to. death as well. The child was hard] burned beyond being frightened. Sever boarders in the house had narrow eeca . Some of them. in jumping from the wmdowa in the hurry. reoe_i_v_ed bruises. . A! A,,_n_..__L:__ nun-J . .vvv-vvâ€" _-_.___V Later.â€"â€"The victims of the oonflegretion, Mr. and Mrs. Phillipe, are progressing much more favorably than was expected. and the women mey now recover. -*On Monday. after a fair voyage. Sm rnhsrdt landed at Havre. where a large wd of her sdmirers. fifty thousand at t, sooordin to en estimate, assembled ther. mougst them stood a do u. ta ‘ of the gallant life-host men, or wh benefit Sara is to play in Havre. end as number of Journalists and artists from Paris. Sara was much afleoted. She will etsy at her ville of Saint Adreese till to~ day. when she will run up to the city. The "Royal middies" are not expected to continue s seafaring life after their present voysgo. The elder of the two is now in his 18th year,snd it is said that the Prince of Wales intends to send him for a time to Oxford. They lately visited Oetewayo in South Airiee. and asked to less his wives. They were shown four women of the royal household. who have been in attendsnoe on the ex-ki during his esptivitymone of his wives ha been 1 permitted to join him. ‘ Miss Gertrude Blood. who. according to the London Truth, is soon to be married to Lord Colin Campbell. son of the Duke of ll. is said by the New York Express to be t e daughter oi Mrs. Victoria C. Wood- hull, by her second husband. Col. Blood. In due time. if this story is true. Mrs. Woodhull will be connected in a distant end roundabout way with the Royal family itself. A queerer ending for a queer life could scarcely be imagined. Captnin Cluster. A. D. C.. in conversa- tion win: n genflomnn M Quebec todny. gnvo the “tongs“ doninl to the rumors oiroulnted in the Cnmdinn. American and English press Italy to iha afloat um tho Mannie of Lorne wu than} :43 resign hi! “h A fix; Gigiâ€"m to England on ficonnt of dimmion in mflhdscono‘n Adminifin- Foo:- Phfliiie i0 the hospital were y_ teqding him, their comrades, burned â€"Whu undo the bridal trip 1 â€"Booopod lnâ€"dl and” 0! mm. â€"-Hud to tuna-Borrow“! money. â€"A sound invutmonkmrins a but: band. â€"A pruning nouulty â€" The Work goose. â€"C§pilluy sanctionâ€"A hmdsomo bud of hair. -â€"A mun stung in otton tbs molt o! u. womm's tongue. -â€"A poor fool is just us well at? u s nob oneâ€"in hi5 mind. â€"-Tho Cundim Ira-mute has now a. membership or 126. â€"â€"Twolv;womon o! Welland county has licenses to sell intoxicating liquors. â€"It won a young “aesthetic" who on am seeing Nissan add. “Whnb a bunti- m1 bung! ’ - â€"The man who oon’t be on in a fool; the mm who will not snow 11 mod! to be â€"Tu.lmngo has n‘oatly tnnalated “Ni- hiliam" into the vernacular. Ho uys it means complete and eternal amuh up. â€" Men “â€"0 mo, women are ducks. and birds of I. (out or flock together. Rather a. “ downy ” way of putting it, eh? , â€"Yonng ladies and elep hunts ottein their growth at 18. But here analogy ceases. One tmnk' xe enough for on elephant. â€"-There must hive been a dad of solid courting done last winter. in spite of the weather, judging from the mun-inst: lists. 7 â€"1t is 5. wigs} hsbit to carry your hands in {our pockets. but not so disagreeable as to .310 they!) in gome 011931593 pocyeg.‘ ":iétfiitâ€"pea iérnfirie willing ' to. rob Pour to puy Paul, on y may got mad when the 10!) _is half done. hey neglect to pay Pnul. ‘ -â€"Severel boys of Belleville pluyed ball with a catfish, and only stopped the gme when one of the home 0! the animal pierced a. boy’s skull to the depth of an inch. -â€"-At the first meeting of the newly eon- etituted Board of Benehere, held in Toronto yesterday, Mr. E. Bleke was unanimously elected treasurer for the ensuing yen. â€"“ Do you play the pianner?” “No (she said); I don’t play the piano. but my sister Hannah, who is in Savannah, she plays the piano in a most charming manner.” â€"â€"The amorous swain is happy. Ice~ cream cheaper than oysters; but it is the Sunday school strawberry festival bobbing up serenely in the dim uturc that gives him pain. â€"After supper at a ball: lieâ€""With- out joking, Elise. I do adore you. When I look at you there is such a commotion in my breast?” Sheâ€"" And in mine.too, Henri; it must be the lobster salad 1 " â€"Hnsbend and wife confined in adjoin- ing cells for intoxication and the .wife hanging herself without a word to her gasrtner was among New York’s tragedies of ondsy. â€"The beer which flowed from the dis. tiller; lately burned at Harrodsburg, Ky.. kill thousands of fish in Sslt River.â€" C'leveland Leader. Hereafter it will be con- sidered incorrect to say, “ He drinks beer like a fish." â€"Mr.Gleieher.Cheirme.n of the Executive Committee of the Palestine Ex loretion Fund. announces the discovery y W Condor of the site of Kudeeh, the seated city of the Hittitee at Telvely Mendeh, on the left bank of the Orontee. severity, "i saw you coming out o! tsaloon thissttemoon." " Well, my flat ‘ ,"replied the heartless man, “ you wouldn't ave your husband staying in a saloon all day, would you? " â€"The Fish and Game Protective Society of London offers a reward for the head of each skunk, fox, weasel and bowl: killed. as it is the opinion that these animus destroy more game than all the sportsmen combined. â€"“ Let us play we were married. " said little Edith. “ and I will bring_ my {lolly and ee , ' Bee baby, papa! " “ Yes,” replied Jo nny. and I will say, ‘ Don't. bother me now. I want to look through the paper.’ " Children have strange ideas of grown tolke' ways, now don‘t they 7 â€"Preaenoe of Mind. -â€"'1‘ommy (to his sister, who has just kissed her a yoqfiheut) .. AL L: _- ...... 5M 1....» i " (Mn. 515W! “I‘ll uwu uu' mmâ€" _v. â€"“ 0h. kiss me, too, Janet ! " (â€" con,- acious of mamma ’s approaching “Don’t say Kiss me two.’ To ‘ Kiss me mica! " -. '~. 9’ fiiifixioiftfi'o'éfloots bf jump' Who About: week ago she skipped 0 r0} oonsegnive times. and 1t ufl'eota brain «Wad recovery. :Every "13816 “0915 7 ' ed to lam the folldfivggt by‘r-Ji _ Annie Myrtle, 13 you} ofld. £191”!in _.;. ,iPe’ ‘" m loom. mm. Gentle Jersey‘s used on gold. She always did u e we: told. She never to when her month was full Or on In b no bottles their legs to all, Or lpil lnm jun on her nice new geek. Or put I to mice in me eishQ-dey clock. 0r vivieecwd her In: new do . . 0r fostered e pudon for 1100110] Andwhen she grew n ma wee given in mmhge To a Annalee: on] w cheep: his muse! â€"-Gaber¢ d' Sullivan's new opera. â€"In order to hoe ice for my length of time. pleoe two etic names A basin. end by the ice, envelom in flennel, on them. Feiling e snihble in, the stick: on be phoned across the tog of the water jug. The --_ LL- C“ an. A. Oh. greet object ie to heep the 100 out of the weter, which. if snowed to eocnmulete round it u it meltsmtill further meleretee the melting. -â€"They any you on: tell by the teete of beer whet the weather is going to be. How nice. When vonr Wife is 111100an ebout going out _with her new bonnet on end _ lake. 2A _:II ...:..en TBA TABLE GOSSIP. "you um, â€"- .. __ ,, you on rep! . " I"! see, my love," end go and take a rink of beer. md she can‘t and 5 word of fenlt. We demnnd e monument for the discoverer of the theory. -â€"Genevleve Word is shocked beyond I“ expression become men end women no compelled to sleep in the same sleeping- ou. It is dreadful. We hove otten woro tied over the me thing. end been droid toga to sleep leet some women should chloroform us end his no in our dream. No men in note in 3 mixed sleepingw. r LMeoting your girl by mooan t Alone in no lo 1' {Mo ; too-0mm m flmnt their 0 cages in tho broom; Marti-o- monh of exam-don boob opp“: in the ‘F'B'éifi'dé'fli 6155' i_t wig; nip? " "’ said his wife wit]! chilling 'y. now-mp0"; uoludod comm homes by m“ to: the unwary; the or and: In his 11 to: lat Inmmor'l um. um! undon- othor dan- donoh 3mm? 3% had. â€"It in en to repent one: you: lemme bu been m e by qneefloneble means. but to prove our repentenoo by mnkin rem- tuflon. et'e 5 very (“fluent eh as. A men lulweye generous end humble enough to be filling to be forgiven. end the religion which mekeg no dune on our bnnk nooonnb {Ivory popuhr. When we ere sick The heel ue quickâ€" Thetl they love no ; I not. we die. And et the And ruse mbetgrgey'ebove ue. â€"Aooording to the new orders. the British regimente will in future edopt . notional hedge u Ionowe: Englieh regi- mentah. roee ; Sooteh regimente, e thistle; Irish regimente. e ehunroek; end Welsh regimen“. e dregon. The title of each regiment Will be borne on the shoulder etre . The twin? and oflleere‘ leoe will be, or English en Welsh regimente.white beings. roee pettern of lace; Booteh regi- ;mente. yellow innings. thistle leee; Irish regiments. green twinge. shamrock lace; ‘royel mente. blue twinge, retaining the notion lone. â€"â€"The difficulty about a. secret is that it takes so many men to keep it. If it has been poured into your myou wrestle with it for a while. but it is too much for you. The men to whom you tell it wrestles with it. end it is too much for him also. He tells it, and the men to whom he tells it tells it to some one else. elmye in the ‘ettieteet oonfldenoe. until at last it oeeeel i to be a. eeeljet. Only one mm_in the world {Jelzf'fién viii-337gâ€" Enough ,to has a. secret entirely to himself. and he ed long ago. '!l‘in morn! On luving home uound I glanceâ€" And here is luxury sad 0] moo; The dog sud out upon the earth rug lie, finest wife hues me and an good-bye, lle servants bring mg I)“ and coat and me; With go _much oomfo how could mm com- "1‘13 noon. Al to my home I then drew neu- I hen the sound at blown. The etmosphexe II but e stifling, blinding cloud 0! duet; "I‘ll from the our“ beaten I mistrust; And. horror-atria on, to me noun I flyâ€" A none of desolation mote my eye. The oupets up, the outline down. firespnk Furniture all upset and piled about; While bug and torth, with head: gt. towels Wlth skirts looped u a. foot above the ground. And srms all bored. y oteetureeâ€"con i be My lovely wile and servsnts nest I see Teurflbout in those outngeous duds, And s hair: this ewful smell 0! suds. Whileiigl1t .2 0 eyes there glesms s. dangerous Grest muons, 'tls they! Oh, what s. dreadful s The do once scolded, from them heaps sloo! ; ‘ The est sought for safety on the roof ; ‘ And in the dining-room, where I hsd thought To find s. toothsome dinner. they hsd got fiend of Atria blood, who {oys to swln whitewash brush sud sps tar ev . But I sm not to at. I! feast is s reed Out luthe yopdflled on { barrel-headâ€" . - . ., -5 ___.._‘.I _â€" LA...- ’ â€"The potatohugmnsthidehisdiminished head before the approach of the Griacen'a Aparagi. This is his swell name. When he is at home in his shirt sleeves he allow folks to call him asparagus beetle. He is warranted to withstand the ravages of heat and cold. rain. frost and snow, and attenm ”:6 business with unfailing regularity and ‘ on easy terms to large and small purchasers. He comes dressed in black. red and yellow. like a foreign prince or a circus clown, and fattens on Paris green and pizens of all kinds. watering plane, and she wore a. o ' n satin dress outgeclose to the shonl or as law and shoulders allow. She "7?: the air with her bare orm._ and on her igets were covered with rings she seemed to bring down the stars every time. She plunged her ers into one dish after the other and vi her mouth on the book of her hand. One of her neighbors uietly passed her a napkin and she pie it up as quietly and said: " Here! quick! somebody has lost ehendkerchief. I never marry anything as coarse as that." ""’v â€"He is e. vet tunny fellow who on the ears hes the he. it or courage. or whatever you call it. of keeging his seat while ladies ere standing, e_n when he reschee the graciously and oetentetiouely begs a lady not to stand enymore. but to take the sect before some nngentlemenly fellow can lump into it. He patronizingly tekes her By the arm, almost gets her on the heck, kindly gives her sdee about securing the seat, smiles at all people in the set. seeming tony, " egreet menunll" pushes to the door. beck with e glow of pleasure on ' " , smiles egein for ‘himsell, end when _ e oer sterts peers Frettily into the win tosee whether the ’ edy has the rights I! he so generously gsve any. II BUIHJI-0"IIITOIICLT.. Not a cough eece . for “Wm-ht" wu theword When we (can the‘ the htnte wee worried ; No ludiecreet [from the‘d wee head. A. ewey wi the eueue we nrfled. We buried him duh]! at ten a night, The neck: of our eoetl nptuming. For me pour! rein hed put out our “in; And our oo oruna pipe eeuedbum n3. No stereh~box honored his fellen ere“, Not in each not in me: we wound him. But e m “scuttle" wuhbeoueh of not, th e r nbetb lee! around him. \ x A tow short you for oumlm we eel ‘ For Mm wgrlredmtle mow ; 6' But eech enswered eeeh with e eheke of the head As he thougm of the owner comm-row. In shrill vogce she'll uk 'em, “ 0h.whete bu be none " And the n ligent servants, npbnld 'em. But hme we’ 1 reel {1 the don t come upon The heady graveyard w are we leid ’im, We hoped ee we uked npthe din for hinbed. The: his shoot mightn t m on our pillow ; The: no sponge! or " Beck." with en ominoue m. Would knock .3 our door! mm b bill oh. 8:“ mu of our dirty tut m donoâ€" n was very an locum 3nd tiring- When mama to oponod. and lamb m For an nth-ting grim-1km Inqnmng. nick! and 390011.11"pr '0 him down :3." ӎommfln‘fi" 19"" .31" 113%: m on ll. 0' 1 And hit him mm on: them. God bloa- tho when! '1‘th an out “no With mu. boo- wd honoL They one! 110 'uho hey mend ouroock Butyâ€"Kon Malay-pen dun money! piiln ? She sat at the game of a. {snugly}? WIDDID nun. 3931116 WO.