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Mn. Mehoney. of Menden. Conn.. who hoe just been divorced from her huebend, to whom she wee muried more then two years ego. enjoys the reputetion of being the only live women who never lived n dey with her huebend. 0n the evening of the wedding 3 reception wee held at the home at“ the bride‘e mother. Loft; inbths e . ‘ ' groom wee mmng. e n e Jomfi inthe eeereh for him. end mull found him lying in e bed-room deed dru: . The eight eroueed the fiery temper of the bride. end there followed 3 ecene. She declered she would not live with him. The friends 0! the newly-mode couple tried to coneiliete the bride. but they did not succeed. Mnhoue hed epertmente nicely furnished. to wh' he intendedto bring his bride. but the inducemente of e prett home eeemed to have no efl‘ect on the bri e. She weeonly 16. The household good- were eold. end lire. Ilehoney went to Vermont . and Condo. where the had reletivee. There is now (rays 3 correspondent. on the best authority), every chenoe of the Forth Bri scheme being carried out, notwithstan 'ng the hitches that have hitherto occurred in connection with it. The Bill providing for the obendonment of the eoheme will. it hoe been arranged. be nllowed to pose thro h the House of Com- mons u on unop measure. and before the time arrives nt which. in ordinary oooree. it will come before the Lords, it in expected thet negotiotione. which will forthwith be begun. will lead}? _nn agree- ...-..A __j__ _L!,‘ 9 moat under which i: will be withan The Queen is now settled at Balmoral and Her Majesty must find it a great and trying change from Windsor. an the weather on Deeeide has been very severe during the last month. as not only Loch- nagar. but the low lying hills around the castle are covered with anew. and every- thing looks bleak and wintry, all vegetation being unprecedentedly backward. A detachment of the flat Highlanders. eon- aiating of fifty men andthree oflloere arrived at Ballater next day from Edinburgh Castle. They will remain there during the stay of the Court. Scotlsnd other thsn's lsw oflioer. He bases his question on the importance of Scottish sfisirs requiring attention. and on the strong feeling revsiling in Scotland on this subject. Bot sre snfiiciently well eatsb. lished sud will have to be sdmitted. But there is more to be said thsn is involved in either of the propositions. Lord File has given notice that he will ask whether the Government will consider theRrop‘riefy ol_ appointing“; Minister for The north of Scotland experienced a storm the other day which lasted for twenty-four hours. The higher ranges of the mountains are again white. as in winter, vegetation has suffered a severe cheek. and much damage has been done to fruit trees. The fishing fleet on the east coast were caught in the gale. and had to cut away their lines and run to the nearest port for shelter. The storm was felt with excep- tional severity at Orkney and Shetland. In accordance with a unanimous resolu- tion which was passed at the recent meeting of the Convention of Royal and Parliamentary Burghs the agent has pre- pared petitions to both Houses of Parlia- ment. as also a memorial to the Govern- ment. in favor of legalizing marriage with a deceased'e wife's sister. __ -__ _-_â€"â€".J this 3 ring at considerably reduced rents. but an ass things im rove these new lots are considered too high 1y those who have had experience of the last ten years in this dis- trict. It is now almost impossible to enter on a nineteen esrs’ lease with anything like safety at sfi." ing the lat fortnight. New the Shetlnnda aLeith fishing boat osptured a fish of 69 lbs. and of! the Fife ooeet mother 0163 lbs. hes been caught. being two of the finest fish ever seen in these regions. 8 'ng of the Curse of Gowrie district the undee Adlertiser says: “ There have been two or three terms let 1n .the locality AL. ._ ___:._A‘ -s , There have been some very remuksblo 3.th of_ood pfl the coast of Scotland dur~ The entire population of Lsnsrkehire approaches to s millionâ€"901.102â€"the increase in the past ten years being 138.763. sompsred with 133,783 in the previous eosde. A men in Greenoek. on being ordered to lesve a. saloon. drew e revolver and shot the lsndlord in the breast. One of the sesietnnte. while trying to roteet his mns~ ter. was shot in the head. he rufinn was immediately srreeted. Sheriff Robertson, For-fer, he: decided that a term servant had no right to smoke during working hours. it his employer directed him not to do so. The following on two vonu ol Iomo rotty lino. thot oppon- in tho Troy Tim. finder the title of “ Popo'l Boy ": A hob bog With '0 right on. And I. In mouth Put In or lo- An pa '0 footsteps homowud come. A10 ul opting, A I I0 sweet. Thou pop". mm Around you meetâ€"- Wu over hopplor woloomo homo ? A Iosnipoflng 01! 0! little feet. And any soon A: papg I "in ad hurled gulp : A maulsh smile. A cry 0! joyâ€"- The plny is done, And N'I boy II onud sound In mumnn'l clap. 4 turn. u (put. lean-l Full of- Child. A Bride 0! I Buy. Scotti-h News. Pan's lay. cam £23.. ..5 a!1ifh§1-dm 8o . 8305303805....z3305 3-3. on! .0238 69:8 8 Eco-aflofloogoa 68 . 98.338119905333334 35.515 In gin-SIG .835 88.53.5530 058888.80 133338-5353 hfigehd merket. About 1853 Dr. McCreith. o! myrne. who weighed et thet period ebout 145 pounds, wee reneomed from brisend. for sun. or 7 pounds weight of I . In 1867 Mr. Alh'ed Yen Lennep. of myrue. weighing ehout 150 pounde, wee teneomed for 121.5(1). or 26 unde weight of gold. Thus in 1853 the {agenda could commend ebout 55c. 9d. per pound for their ceptivee. while in 1867 the price hed rieen to are per pound. But this is nothingto the mheequent inoreeee. Col. Synge‘e cepton ohteined 1.143s. petpound. end thcee of Ir. Suter 1.942; per pound. Inthehendeolhrigende e ceptive is now worth.eceording to m leteet uotetion. needy 1.78 timee his weight in no ‘ Itis inted out by the Lem" Herald that e 015,000 pdd the other dey ea nneome for Mr. Snter represente 264 pounds of gold. whereas thet gentleman‘s Wt probably does not exceed 154 pounds; I: ’ e 911 pounds weight of ld was given for Col. Synge. who can be 'ttle short of 35 pound- heevier than Mr. Snter. Stetie» My considered. this is e very striking ‘incneee in t_he price of humen life in the lend repose in Westminster, 18:337. EIâ€"d eonseqnenfly in Westminster Abbey repoee the heart of Louis XIY. !" ‘emiirefi' eeye Mr. Lehouehere. “ brought the eert over with him to Englend during the French Revolution. Being hoepitebly enterteined et Newnhem, in Oxfordehire, on his deperture he mede e present of the heert to his host. There it remeined for e ooneidereble number of eereee ecurieeity. The lete Deen Buoklen wee on e visit et the house when the heert wee shown to him. It wee well known that the Bonn during the letter yeere of his life wee eccentric. The heert looked like e smell piece of dried leather. The Den hendled it. then he smelt it. then he put it between his teeth. end then. to the horror of the epectetore, he _ewe_llowed it._ The remeine of Don Buck- *13‘ v- ._ r-__â€"_ â€"vvv -wquma an L‘UW Lulu, was thrown, by a radial young surgeon's usishnt charged with embalming it, into a sewer in the Rue St. Florentin, and Mr. Lgbouchere now tells a still more ghlstly file a to the find di 'tion made of the heart of the "Gm Monuquef "An nmhr-n " a." ‘Câ€" ‘I’_L-__I_-_- . There is as great a pother in France just now over the relics of famous Frenchmen as ever there was in the Middle Ages over the relics of the saints. The skull of Richelieu and the heart of Voltaire are understood to be m safe-tee ing. But the heart of Talleyrsnd. if a focal tradition may be trusted, which was confided years ago to a person now residing in New York, has been initiamd into twelve orders, which have their priests, mummeries, and carefully guarded secrets of history. Spiritualism is s cardinal belief among these Indians, and their seances surpass in mystery those of civilized life. They have a dead language. which is known only to the priests, and in it are many songs of great antiquity. It is in these old rhymes that he chiefly learns Aztec history, though he has made some progress in deciphering the numerous cliff inscriptions of that region. v â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€" a v '- r'" ’ tioi tinalltheir mhgiomntemandiamak- ing ull use of hiaopportunitiee togain infor- mation. He has learned. he says, that the worship and traditions of Montezuma, so long accepted in Aztec history, have no foundation in fact; but the real beliefs and eupenetitiona _are quite as wonderful. He 01d] tho dig- o! Ihlychnoa mud. flu turestéue savage. He hubeoome'e‘ZfiHieh‘ie'f, seem: to one men only. in anghoritg._ a pa;- 4. ...... L:__IIAI ,0 ‘- Frank H. Cashing was sent to New Mexico by the Smithsonian Institute two years ago to gather information concerning the Aztecs. He was convinced that most of the accounts previously given by the Indians as to their history, religion, and customs were purposely false, and there. fore resolved to live among the peogle themselvesfin order to get at the truth. e joined the Zunis, an isolated tribe, learned their language. and intends to remain with them several years longer. A correspon- dent of the Boston Herald lately found Mr. Cushing dressed in the full costume of the natives with his long hair confined by an Indian head band. ‘ d ‘looking quite apic- A.-_-.._._-___- A- 77, lineman; Intelligence of n Putin-lode mo men t under the drawer. retending to look or the merble, and y oloeely observing the agent manipulate the springs, aotuall mastered the difficulty. The efleo the robbery by breaking in thebao window while the agent was away. and after taking out the tickets etam every one of themâ€"at least they were stamped when given up. Justice Moorewood Will investigate the one. .V-~_ -wvvâ€" --â€"-\.-l â€";u at Alvieton. a “station on the St. Clair branch of the Canada Southern Railway. a roberry of a very novel kind took place. and has puzzled the authorities 0! the road ever since it happened. It consisted in the taking 0! a large number of user tickets from a drawer fastened y acom- ‘bination alarm look. Detective Keenan wentto Alvieton to investigate the case. and was nonpluesed for a time. as he could not see how a stranger could understand the combination; but he got over this difliculty. and arrested three boys named Louis Smith. Myer Sutton, and James Sutton, whose es range from 11 to 12 years. On bong arrested they gave up what tickets they had,whioh were hidden under the sidewalk, but there were twenty-six tickets missing. which they said they had burned. The way they discovered how to open the look was by letting a marble drop on the floor ‘ and roll under the drawer just as the agent wasin the act of opening it. One of the trio then t under the drawer. Ereteuding to look or the marble. and v oloaelv A London dupctoh dttod Thundsy fly: 9% Alyingog. 9 union on the St. Chit Ilow 'l‘hm I‘J-Yuluoldo Sale I'm- {or Ticketsâ€"Tho (30-5qu0- Lock Solvedâ€"A (in-o cl Martian. Bnuowed . III-n- lie-n. IMAB'I' IUBGMB BOYD. Ila-no.0 Pull I. Ida-ado THE AZTBCO. onft. Supple, needy-titted. cool-heeded end unscrupulous. Ignntiefl m at least no hypocrite. " It in my business to lie," he need nometimel to tell thoee who telked withhim; " donot believenwonllng And yet. like Prince Bicmuok, menyot ’ tent strokes of sateen“ were guinea ‘ y telling the simple truth. Six etchin from 0159' '11.] h‘ rtnih ends-Ketch“ of Col ml?» to home hnve been mode in don for the Etchern' Society. Culylein reptoeented Ituptobehlethethevinnholpendndny nt towitneeetbeonlninetiomot the oltheBonll’iliwyCollego uh we iahce 3! Smkey iii the new conga: Gonenl Ignttiefiu hfl-admxringly culled “ the tuber of lies " by the anhnh diplo- mfinanhogn he qntwittod in their own nfreedu to the Hivisionof the rooooda o Smkey‘p hyx_n_n hooky, 9nd ' lerinto sad the junior in E. F. lfillerflonnefly 2 workmm in the au- uhoso st Denver. Moody And Sg-nkey“ 9:9 uiA to burn dis. The new firm of Moody 5: Miller hes gone into revivnlietio efforts. The senior pertner is Dexter L. Moody, the humans annalelint, formerly with In D. Bankey. end e junior in E. F. Miller. formedv n MieeEmmn Gillette. the lady who hes just been appointed I notary public by President Gufield. in n netive of Wisconsin and wuednoeted in Ohio. Miss Gillette was recommended to the President by pieuicf-Attomex Riddle! who mninteined that she wee thoroughly competent to dieeherge the duties of the position. The new no is described es an intelligent, refineden attrwctivo women. During his recent visit to Berlin Richard Wagner was listening to a performance of his own “ Nibelungen." In the course of one of the periormances. on being invited to the Crown Prince’s box, he immediately declined. “ Tell the Crown Prince," he said to the horrified Court official, “ that I am too nervous and excited to converse." Mr. George Smeed, of Gore Court. Sittingbourne. who is just dead, began life in the most humble circumstances. and ended it as the head of the largest brick. making factory in the world. He eetab~ lished gas works at Sittingbourne when lighting by gas was looked on as a visionary scheme. He built his own ships and pro- jected and carried on extensive cementand other factories. The Pia-010.0! Ne plea, antes thst Queen Masher-its has ex prgsaed her wish not to be attended either 9by guerda or by cere- L: _-___ Â¥I, bineera when she di-iv‘Ssr oil"? iwhikg'oht‘iwn tint city. Her virtues. her beauty and the afiections of the people. adds the Piccolo. as sufficient protection for her. Sir John Lubbock, the distinguished London banker and entomologist, still has some ants which he had begun to observe in 1874. and which are yet living and in perfect health; they now, therefore, must be more than seven years old, being by for the oldest insects on record. Hubbard S. Stickle, of Rockaway, Morris County, N. J ., who died on Saturday last. aged 98 years. claimed to have been the first American child bornâ€"September 4th. 1783 â€"on the day after the formal acknowledg- ‘linent by England of American indepen- enoe. ing nineteen nude. and twenty-eight inches high, an Mlle. Louise, twenty-three years older, and having the advantage of him in size by an inch and a pound. Two dwurfs have just been married at Viennaâ€"Henry W013}. 31 years old, weigh- There is now being erected over the grave of Mrs. Cross (George Eliot). in Highgate Cemetery. a. handsome memorial atone. It is in the form of an obelisk. twelye feetin height, of blue or Aberdeen It is reported at Hastings that Mr. A. B. C. Bartlett. the husband of the Baroness Burdettâ€"Coutte, will shortly be announced as the second Conservative candidate for the borough. Marshal MseMahon has been putting together his papers with a view to prepar- ing an autobiographical memoir. entitled " Histoire de ma Presidenee,” to be edited by one of his former aides-de~eamp. A marriage is arranged between the Rev. John Stafford Northoote, third son of Sir Stafford Northoote. and Miss Hilda Farrar second daughter of the Rev. Canon Farrar Mr. Millais has accepted a commission to aint the portrait of Cardinal Newman. he price is £1,000, and the sum is guar- anteed by a committee. The portrait will be engraved. Col. Laurie, who returned to Halifax from the Transvaal last week, leaves on Wednesdsg to assume the duties of Deputy Adjutsnt- onsral of British Columbia. A oablegrsm received on Friday states tint the wife of Mr. Hughes, Manager of the Bank of British Columbia. in London. died on the 2nd inst. in childbirth. Sir John deonnld’s health has been so much improved by his trip that it is likely he will return home at the and of next month. ‘ Mr. Lionel Bmkvfllo West. the. new English Minister at Washington is Widowor. His daughters are all too young to: society. The Duke of Eutherlend end petty arrived in Denver. 001.. on Wednesday nightmd left for New rÂ¥ork on Friday. The Kinda 01.13pm intends to patro- nize homming. Mrs. Joflouon Davis is a. tombs: in a negro Bundsy school in Memphis. Mr. Cross is oollootin Infant-arms in War- wiolfnhlro for the lit 0 George Eliot. PERIONAIu Pllhy Paragraph-350;“ Poona In Even sThe telephone in being introduced by the New Zeelend Government into pleoee where the telegre doeenot exiet. Between Collingwcod en Motncke. e dietenee of lift; milee. e line bee been opened, end is eei to work edmirebly. â€"Rev. Dre. Cochrene end Jenkine. end Rev. George Bruce. of St. Cetherinee. ere‘ the Preebyterien delegetion to Henitobe. The Menitoben folk- heve e fleet in store for them. for ell three gentlemen ere eloquent end impreeeive Ipeekere. â€"-Eeting ieee or ice creem. end eopione dre to of iced weter. efter dinner. leed toin ' tion in penoneofweek etomeehe. leee do not encourage the flow of the geetrie juice. but dieoonrege it, end where the flow is elreedy week it must not bediminiehed. â€"Good bricks ere nnqneetionehly the beet building meteriel mad. They come neererto ingllreproof enen other enbetenee. Iron ie treecheme en elmoet worthleeeinlneny plecee where itieneed. Agoodoekpillerielerbettereeempport ineeeeolfiretheniron. â€"An exchenge eeye: "P le thet heveenmnthneheeenderetronledwith wormewillbegledto leern thetoommon buokwheetflonreprinhledover thehnehee inthe morning whilethedewieyeton. withenrydneeeivenvill proueeertein remedyegeinetthe revegeeo! thepeete. endwfllceueethemtodieemr." hh m month; uninitiatedâ€"thu- â€"“ Whet shell we do with our old twenty- flve dollu- Bibles? "â€"Hanhamown Tim- Republican. Why. mu: Alive! read themâ€"- reed them. What did you suppose they were forâ€"to prose Autumn leevee m 7 â€"She won decorating her room with pictures. And she porahod his photo up on the topmost nail; then she not down to ndmire her work, sud remukod quietly. “Now everything in lovely. md the goose hangs high 1 " â€"The Stretford Beacon heads a muting, announcement “ equipped for life‘s battle." This reminds us of A little story. On a. tombstone, in memory of husbmd and wife. was the inscription " their wort-r is aooomplished."â€"St. Thoma: Journal. â€"The Winnipeg Time: stems that in the Boyne district the Herd Law is roving A failure. The cettle will not stay enced up in their pastures, but will resortto ell sorts of tricks in order thst they mey escape sud get s bellyfnl in the grnin fields. ufid returninliing of ATEâ€"£133 31357;; belonging to the company. 1i 2" She (pmficdfiii fiJnKoéTJEy-t; rm at all! I use 3 vegetable color which is not poisonous." â€"â€"A police justice in Syracuse refused to punish a men who insulted s women who had flirted with him. " Virtuous women have no right to flirt."ssid the level-headed old men. - â€"8upt. Winfield, of the Wigner Com- pany. reports several new cars lately placed upon the road, and a complete oven-healing -nl‘ -Al.._.‘_‘.:_4 -1 ,II . â€"Sailore coming to Quebec enjoy their liberty on shore by climbing u the tele- phone polee. A member in the ’elature, now in session. has proposed that the poles be greased! â€"-A man applied to the Victoria Relief Committee for payment of a85 meerechanm pipe that he lost in the accident. Hie appeal ended in smoke. It must have been a ’moke appeal. â€"London Fun : Ho (poetics should I fear to ail? the swéeta of lip 7" She (Drlctlcgnâ€"“ No nu gecnlisrly shocked seizuiisrity inuolt‘her-s‘: ut who exercises greet forbearance toward himself when he does the some things. â€"It is beautiful to gather about the domestic fireside, but the fire ought to be on the hearthatone and not in the tempera of those who live there. â€"â€"The London Ministerial Association met on Monday. and by resolution denounced the proposal to inaugurate Sunday evening band concerts in the park. â€"'A_. iastidioua_ man is one who is â€"Pockete of men who commit suicide resemble one mother wonderfully in one respectâ€"there ie no money in them. â€"In all Brobability the Thames River steamers wi oommenoe running again very soon. More care will be taken. â€"“ Waiter, here's a. fly in my tea.” “ Thank you. sir, I didn't notice it." Lays down a. check for five cents extra. â€"The hay crop promises to be unusually heavy, owing to the oopious rains of May and June. â€"“ No. sir." she said proudly. “ my boy will never be caught in any acts . He's too smart for that.” â€"â€"A holeoan be bored through the bottom of a glass bottle by means of a very hard drill wet with turpentine. . â€"Gold on buy pretty nearly everything in this world except that which a man wants mostâ€"viz., happiness. â€"-A correspondent wants to know it it is not dangerous for a sea. captain to cast his eye aloft ? â€"A olergymm should not be a. time- server, although he is always looking after ainooures. â€"All signs fail in dry weather. Even 0. sign of the pledge is sometimes overlooked. â€"-The heat is ex andiug evei-ything except the time for a t irty-duy note. â€"â€"Gold-dust on Mien-'11“: bothers their dsnoing partners. â€"A square yellow form! hes a. spray of crimson roses pain on it. â€"The recent fire at Btrsthroy is said to have been traced to an incendiary. â€"Why is a. his man like 3 blind man ? Beoagsghg feels his weigh. â€"-A ahell-nooâ€"Molluaks. â€"-A somb-nooâ€"Floor-wuhors. â€"Tho rod spider spoils tlmond orohuds. â€"Men usually go to gun titer their hey-day. â€"Bogua quarter of dollars are very plenti- ful in Toronto. â€"Too many visits to the bar trunniounn 3 mm into 3 bubarian. TEA-TABLE GOSSIP. = H07 (p9qtica_l)â€"'1Why _ AL, Thebhlooddthomm'orh Wnpfiflhmtflmhnflm Lon oliow'tnouzmouwm 0. mi: hhmfwwfin ._1_A n,.¢ Dr. Senndere, of Indore. Indie. rope“. in the Indian Medina! Gazette e number of ceeoe of egne mace-fully treeted with ninete of emyl. He eeeerte the in evety inetenoe the dieeeee yielded quickly end pennenenfl to the my] heehnem. He mixedthe rugwitheneqnel ofoilof coriendertomekeitieeevo endto cover in odor. end edminieten ee follow : Pour dtope of the mixture, «two of emyl. erepouredoneexnell piece of but, which iengenintothehendegfthepetjentfor L:_ A‘ :-L-I_ n,,,e this And you will noon be rid of filoâ€":61; miller tribe 0! insects." crop 'ol pout“; Whigâ€"flan the; vi: former can used to burn them .11 up. Do thisnn youwill loonboridof thawlmh A simple remedy for ell ineeote thet ennoy fez-mere is 'ven by en 'enlturel correspondent. e eeye: " er ell the old etrew end hey into long rowe eronnd orcherde, poteto end eehhege petchee, end not fire to one end to burn egeinet the wind ell night. end they will burn up mil- lion: end millions every night of the mele insecte thet fly, end huge of ell kinds end deecriptione. such ea destroy the treee end Eotetoee end ell the cebbege, end the cen- er worme on the epple treee. They W111 fly right into the bleae end burn their wings 0E. end drop into the fire. I told e men to do thet who eeid the ground in hie poteto mpeteh Hmpl crevzdlingdigige m teto . e o e ero 53d filled it with etreifihend burned them ell up in one night. end he. reieed ehig A... A! __e_e--- nee , moustache. The kiss thst comes from moustsched lips is generslly more relished by the fair sex. Besides this. it is en sdorn- ment to most feces. It gives abet-sour, u it were, to youthful months. end sometimes conceals the trembling of the lips when the lover hes decisive things to ssy. â€"-A meohine for bleoking boots bee been introduced into some of the New York hotels, to the great diemey of the street boys who engage in the brush bunineee. Machines hove long been in use unong legislative bodice for whitewnehing memo here, and they work with greet epperent thoroughness. -_-_.__._ â€"- uv.uu uvw mu, Will. new. our, two and boil." There wee silence for a little while. end then 3 boy held up hil bend 1n token of success. " Reed theoonp- let," said the teacher. and the boy reed : W- â€"â€" va again customs of race. Thusan eastern paper says: “The wife of Prof. Ko, of Harvard, has begun to compress her baby's feet in the Chinese fashion. and the cries of the little sufferer are heard day and night by the neighbors. The Cambridge anti-cruelty society is about to interfere." But the professor might ask, allowing this to be true. why the anti-cruelty society does not interfere to prevent tight lacing? â€"-The feelin s of the short lady who looks at the fas ion plates in the journals and in the stores must frequently be at ebb tide. Did anybody ever see a fashion plate which was not entirely inhabited by very tall ladies? Must the chubby lady forever choose her atterns from the half dozen lengths of fis :poles. elegantly draped. that adorn the pictnreein the fashion papers? â€"To make warm weather breakfast cakes, take one cup of molasses. one cup of brown sugar. nearly one cup of butter or lard and butter mixed. one cup of sour milk, four cups of flour, {our teaspooniuls of soda. not heaping but even full. one tea- spoonful each of cinnamon, salt and-ginger, one egg. bake in gem tins. These Will keep. well for a week. â€"Sa.id a. prim teacher to the clue in composition: “Man; 3 rhyming oouplet igqlqding tlloygrga n_o_se. toes, corn. kettle. "A boil in the kettlo'c worth two on your no... And A com on the out: worth two on your toes." Amman. Ian. m colulosz timed by Bngflun ‘ __1_ ____ _ J, .WUo bu contentedly emid the inextin lsheble leughtcr of the onlookers. Lo North- broolr hes not yet recovered from the effects of this leughtsr. Everybody uh him, “ How ebout the elephent 7" â€"It is not generelly known. but chemil- try nevertheless eflirms. thet e eertein gee isgeneretcd from ice. An ice-house is. in feet. e reguler powder megezine, end peo- ple who eve ice~houses should teke oere to secure proper ventiletion. At e oertein stete of beet the fee in en ice-house hes been known to exp ode by the lighting of e meteh. The feet does not eppeer to be generally known. â€"Il it be true thet one men in twenty- five is color blind, the oeuse of e greet meny heertbnrnin end elleged precticel jokes hes been d seovered. There is the color blind lover who sold to his ledy love. who wee s brunette end were meroon. “ You deer little strewberry blonds. whet e nlee green dress you weer; it just becomes your blue heir end yellow eyes." He was merely color blind. ‘ -â€"A writer in the "Pogulsr Science Monthly " seys that while t e totel weight of s grizzly beer's winter coet does not exceed ten pounds. the weight of e dendy's summer soccutremente is at least fourteen pounds. For boys end youn girls. he seys, oeloriflc food end woolen clothes make the sunniest deys the saddest of the year. Light food, light clothes end the daily sblution ere our best protection egeinst summer heat. -â€"A lady at s watering plece wee trying to attract e greet desl of sttention et teble. end her manner wee none of the finest. An old fashioned gentlemen quietly remerked : “ Some ple give it all ewey. Now I cen tell by t ewsy thst women sets esperlgue thet she used to hold clothespins in her mouth when she was hengingout the week’s _-_|.:.. _. n fund 1:"de ’1 in? an try l’i sigma: nyvrhk to nowuactlldo f4 A-yl filtrate for Ape. u": obyiona “almanac in