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Try Awr‘s Pills nucl lm oum‘. Minty is I miIdAmnl to describe the minchlcf In hwly um! miwl causwlhy hnhihml mmtipa- iitm. Tho run!" use MAwr‘a t‘uthnrtic Pills in mild do”. will "INN an torpiql Vine.“ N healthy notion. huring the seven tlmmlar alarm: on “‘«lnam‘ay «I last week. tho liqlllnihg ttrnck the store lmnso of the (l. T. R. machine all“ the Odom- nncl (living my," slight damage to the lunlul‘ny. nc-Vernl lelegmpll voles Mul Ines ware utrnck aml slnivcrml lpy ”W‘iflhhlim’. Wliilolence Vere levelled in every dlflfl‘llun. The renininh ue-e interred in the Eldun clmmh cemetery o I Thursday and were ful- lnwed by a large unil't‘ring of friends. Thus “in, one by one, full of years and honors our old pioneers are passing awnyjregretted by the community, lmt leaving the memory of their industry and integrity nus a amnding monument sud exunple to the rising gene“- tiuux. Mu. Brown. furnlerly nf Onkwmd, Mari- pou. and now of] Newmarket, in visiting her numerous friends in thin lncality. ' .Vlr. Wm. Veil who resides a short dis- tance went of here, received an Addi- tion tohis family recently in the shape of a young daughter. The well known annw “at 0! thin neiuh bmurhnod. .\lr. \Vm. Mqflrino. prawhml last Rmnhy. at Kirkfie‘ni. We’ hope his game-st rfl'arta will be cmvmcd with the anticipated SHCCGS‘. It is with .deep regret we this week to hem to rota“ the death of Mr. Angus Ray, one of the oldest and best known resi. dents'of the Township of Eldon. He wes «me of the pioneers of the township snd highly respected by all who knew him. He had been Ailing forthe past 'Biéht months and died on Tuesday of last Week st the advanced sge 9f 79 years. By his industry and thrift he acquired comfortable menus ‘and did his best to promote the sdvsnce of 'the township to its present tine po<ition. He wss the first postmaster in the towr- ship slso clerk of the Itownship. uni Divi- sion Court. and one of the first school» tench- ers. He taught in this section many years. In religion he was one of the leading spirlh of the “ hl Kirk”church. in its opposition to the union with the Preshyterim church. We was also a staunch Conservative in polit- tics. He Ieavera Purge fnmily all of whomlsre gmwn up and flu good circumstances ‘ horn Our Conespondent. A little son of Mr. J. Munro of this yhce was kicked in the mouth by a horse a. few dnys ago. “no uf hiséteeth was broken and botfiTlps werebufly cutk fie is attend- ed by Dr. \Vood who states that he in re- oovorhg niody. Several of the villagers ate in Toronto at 'tho exhibition :1: fine present time. ’Mrs. Ha'llidty, formerly of this-Iplace. but now of Midland City, is the guest of Mr. A. McKenzie at the prefient time. The annual R. C. picnic nf thia'place we: held in Slr. Armitroné‘e grove on ‘Wednev d.“- the 10th inst], and we: 3 grand shoes-s. The ground was in excellent oonfiltidn. A gruul ilinner null supper consisting of mt 'f-nwl hf every Ileacription end eVery thing else‘heeessaryio mike'hp n first‘clus meal were served in the grove. It is needless to elite thee this part of the pinâ€"nit: received due attention. 'The leading feature of the dny was to be the lung expected base-ball match l‘etween Lindsay and Kirkfield, but shortly nfter the game commenced it was suddenly terminated hy a heavy shower (f rain which prevented the finishing of the game. The proceeds were about $300.00 Klr. Slobney in $1.0 engaged in the same 'bu‘siuan He intends shipping to “Uncle ‘Saui‘a" albumin on \Vedneidny. intelligence of the'death of Mr. John Byrne of this plece. hue been received from Winnipeg. Int Sundev night he retired in unuel health end on the following day at man he deputed to his'long home. Mr. Bym‘liu the aympethy of the entire neigho ‘houlimo-l in his ad bemvement. The ‘corpse will be forwlled to’Kiikfield. Mr. H. Cunphell end Mr. Greedy are eu‘ ‘gagetllhnying tithe in this neighbourhood. "may éhippeii . Huge number 'on Tueodq vru fitment Mr Wm from Cwningtou 'wu pro-eut'uml gnvo u. some of hi. favorite m;- in Wltyle. The lowing lawn of flid mutant-ant Im the fine' uleotion of snug. by “in Elliot from Cwnington, whooo‘ fame u a vocalist in well kn um and apâ€" pteciau'd' m town! of the surrounding ooun- flu. We hope flat Ibo any (“out In with -htr 'preunoo as: our next entertainment. All" Menu: of Kukfield pmided .1; the umfllhu. Klrkflold. qu Ovu- Ovn cafe-Mutt ‘ 'I‘ho oonomt in cunuoctiou with the Pm- byteriw Suncby «slice! of thin plwo. Mk place on Fui-lny evening in tho “idol-homo and was a unocaiu in any mpo'ht. TM building WM omitted to «a “no“. “0 ‘cl-ilaron duurve grént prfiu for the vny in 'hich “my tendered “wit disloguu 0‘04 Rirkfield fur A few shy; Sh. wa- tho guest of Mn. Ncnggtrt. Mia Hill of Bdlantne. m viniting in Lorneville- ‘hlucl Fonolon Fall- .. . m-.-.â€".-..-.â€"_- .4 ._ _ " Whiskey." “ Then there's no use in flglltln‘,” and throwing out, a quid of mlmoco lw linux11 across the track, look «drink, and mid : " 'l‘min ain’t likely to stop hora." Took nuntllcr Ill'lllk. " Closest station dawn this way." Another drink. " 'l‘hrcu miles." Another. " Malia it hotter. Two 1111' a half.” Still another. “ (in down tlmr. an' them nl on; will take yet on a lmn' var. (loud I ay.cap‘n. “'msli yer Well. El ycr‘d 'uounuod yer principlum in tho Inst place that \multln'uer been all this nrgyiu’."-â€".lr- Immuu Tam'rllrr. Josuph Salllonl toll in love with Mine Marv-l. A school teacher at Aurora, Ind., and annoyed her so that ulm gavo up hot rhuru and went to her {Adler's lunno in .\ outrml. Baillord had no monuy, but In walked to Manned, sud pressed his suit with such onto: “not be In Iodmd no. ‘r Nut. a nail in used in the consultation of lumm‘s in Jul mu. ’l‘lmy are put to~ goglu-y h_y urmct Ind n! mortising. ‘ I”. Burnout Shual Rivar, mausol- county. Flaw in the father of thirty- iivu buys and {our girls. Halnuried fiva times. " How far ?" “ Blame 'fi knom" “I‘ll be confounded if I stand this. Come over here and 1"]! Risk you.” .. Ilv || tam-e." " I‘m half inclined to jump on you and maul you." " Better walk to the station, stranger. than m: try that. The last man who tried it ain't. been able tor ’teud the tTuited States Can't sauce." ' " Well, how far is it to the next sta- uou '2" “ Which way; wiser way or water way '2" manning.) ‘ “ Elthcr way." " Well, they's 'bout the same dis- " Now, stranger,“ re lied the old fel- low, leaning over an tying his shoe‘ “ yer can talk mighty pitiful, I must allow, an' ef yet was a preacher it would take all the plank at the sawmill to make a moumers‘ bench big enough fur yer church; I‘d be a mighty bad man tor hold back an nave I've .got about this matter, an' in' as I like yer looks, I 'll tell yet all I know , about these trains.“ “ I thank you most -heartily,‘sir." “ I expect I know as much about these‘tmins as any man What lives in this here community." “ I have no doubt of it.“ “ An' all that I know about ’om stop- pin‘ here I'll tell yer.” “ Well ?" - “ Why, sometimes they stop and sometimes they don't. That‘s all I know." ‘1 When can you tell ine ?“ asked the stranger. evidently thinking that the old fellow was going in search: of informa- tion. .“ When she gits here." “ Now. say. old man. I don't like to be made game of in this way. You may have nothing to do but sit around, and spend your life in joking, but I'm thoroughly in earnest. I have come a long distance to reach this road, and! want to leave this devxlish country. You would confer a .great {diver on me by answering my questions inn straight- forward manner. If ‘the train is not likely to stop at this woodyard. why. then. I must walk on until I come to the station. Now, give me your honest opinion. Do you think the next train will stop here? ' “ I kaiu‘} tell yer right now. although [in allots plowed tor give a. stranger any information in m power." .. When can you he 1 me ?" asked the “ SnyI didn't." “ What did you my 1’” “ Said I’d tell you when it comes along. on“ of both of us is here when she oomes.II will. but I reckon yet ken see her as‘Well as I ken." ‘ “ You think you no very smart. don‘t you ‘2“ .. Not. now. I was right pout till-tho rheumatiz sot in." ‘“ Where do on Iive ?" ‘“ I'm livin' cre‘now." “ In {his your home“?! ‘.“ Non. " , __ " Then you don't live here ?" , ‘° Well. I don't die here. do I 9 Long's I'm hero I'm livin’ hem." " When the train comes do you sup. pose I can get on ?" "‘_Y~es.iif she stops." “But that‘s whatI want to know. Will it stop?"__ New: Talk with a nu..."- Wuhlt O Mull-n! Undone-“l... “ Can you tell me when the train comes along here 1‘" asked e tnvel stein. ed man. of an old fellow who not on a pile of cross-ties neu eu Arkansas rail- “ Yes. I reckon I ken." “ But will you 7" asked the traveller. after a. moment‘s silence. “ You. reckon I will." “ Well. what time ‘P" “ What time what. mister f" " What timedoee theh‘uin come along hero ?" “ I dunno.” , “ You said you did»‘ “ Didn't." Odd Stories From Everywhere. ANNOUNCE YOUR PRINCIPLES. Sn) “Id?! m did." ~'l‘|uu nuhlo Iniml ma be nlondod by advoruity, hut. cauuul. bu wholly cou- oualucl; fur true morn shim». by a li M of its mm, «ml, glinuuurinu tluuuuln I. m rent.» and cmmlim of imlimmcu. in W" meimd. malwvmd and lmnuurod by the gunumus and the moat. , â€"~No mun. fur any mmidonhln period. can wuur mm face In himself-ml mmthur to the multitude without fluslly gutting bewildomd u m which my be the: Lunar. â€"A Home of mm'a mm deficiencies la a unlutary thing. or the reverse. accord- ing to theme that in mmluut lb. II it “puts to more umhma effort. it it makes us rmnlutm in our purpose of liv- ing u wm-thicr life than we have hither- tnhpuut. Its lwnetit. in rent; but. itlt. «runners no more healthful {mine at lltllhl than a feeling at regret. that. We lmvu lwunulplisllml so little. mul an in- dolum. and deepening concluaiuu that them is nut. much um in trying to do anything mom, then it is merely tut mltlmiuml lmrlmuce to a life almmly 1],: manual I») fuiluru. -â€"Tho way to keep nionqv is to oaru it fairly and honestly. Money no ob- tained in prutty certain to abide with its possvusor. But moneythatiuinlwritod. or that in any way comes in without. a just and {an- cquivnlunt. is almost. certain togo as it came. The young man who begins by saving a tow shil- lings a mouth and thriftily incrtuuum hi3 BWI‘U-~0\‘l?Â¥y coin being a roprcuontatiw: of solid u'ork honestly cloneâ€"stand»: u hotter chant-o to spam] the rout of bin lifu in allhwnco than hu who. in his hash: to become tic-b, obtains Inonoy by «lashing nlu-cIIlations or the devious moans which nhmnul in tho foggy ro~ uions lmtwocn lair-dealing. and fraud. You may still learn a lesson. too, from the lmtfifiul form of a girl who, when once gathering flax on a Sunday. swore aha Would be turned into a stone. sooncrtlmu 0 1101110; or from two great stones, wlnio I am really boys, no trans- fixed for quarrelling over so sacred a thing as pit-cc of bread. the gift of God to malI.--L'm'ulli” .llug/uzim'. Both Germany and Frame still hear vestiges of the same capability of thought. In the former on may still be shown upon a. certain oath a large stone, embodying}; bridal pair and their followers, who were thus transformed because the musicians who attended them continued to play festive airs. though a. thunder storm broke over them as they were driving over the heath. -Bnt according to the better 0 inion. it Was not merely a jacinth of laradise. but the actual guardian angel, whoI having been sent to watch over Adam therein, was at his fall. and as n punish- ment for not having more vigilantly ex- ecuted his trust. changed into a. stone Ind driven from Paradise, but destined to resume his angelic form when the days of the world are all numbered and finished. According to one theory it was a precious stone in Paradise that fell to the earth at Adam‘s fall, and was then lost in the slime of the deluge till it was recovered by the angel Gabriel. It was originally a jacinth of such extreme whiteness that. it dazzled people's eyes at the distance of even four (la '8 jour- ney, and only gradually became lack as it now is from shame and sorrow for the sins of the world. This was repeated day and night until the pain was entirely remov . which Was in forty-eight hours. The relief from the paroxyams of pain is almost magical as .soon as the steam is applied. The mixture was only once renewed. llvtwocn the applications of steam a lmultice of soft soap. thickened with slippery elm flour. was applied, butI think it was unnecessary. After using for a «lay the hand was submitted to a physician. who thought it should be Janet-cl or no relief would ‘he found in less thliu a. week. but the next day the pain took its final leave. No anodyne was used rto pmcuro sleep. as the atomning instantly relieved the pain until the-next attack. - Wohavo had 4a case of felon in our family lately. and treated it successfully ‘ by steaming thewhole hand with bitter i herbs. It was allowed to progress. through ignorance. until badly wollen. exquisitely painful, and of 81lVl( pur lo color. Being in the palm of the be .it involved. the whole hand and wrist in the’swelling. A handful each of tansy. hbps. catni ,aud wormwood was thrown into an 01 basin, a small uantity of tobacco and a half teaenpful soft soap 'added, and sufficient water to cover. When boiling hot, the patient placed 'her hand over the steam, and a small blanket was thrown over the basin to retain the steam. which was applied un- til the mixture cooled. w: pro; weed to drive a tunnel into Hie crater of Popocctepe ti. and to build lxom the mouth of the tunnel a railw lily to winnect with the Inter- oceanic ran way at Auiocameoa. The parties whom in negotiation for the property with the owner of the volcano. General Gaspard Sanchen Ochoa. are said to be a rich American house. The representative of the house- wished the volcano with the French engineer. Mr. Charles Roe. A contract In said to have been a for the exportation of 50 .000 tonsot on] ur a year at least. It is also Pro to establish a factory of an phurio acid for use here in Mexico. selling at .8 ma uintal of 05° strength hose 1 nets of Popocatepetl will add large y to the business of the Inhereeeauio nilv way. â€"-.-1rximu Fimmmr. lIytlls About Stones. Tunneling a Volcano. Cure for felons. Latest St lea and Shades in Dress Goods, “'incies, Black :m.’ ()0 mad Vulwts, Table Linens, Table and Floor ()il Cloths, Hump Wool, and Tapestry Carpets COTTONS COTTONADES c. all to be Sold at Close Prices m: annular run: :8 rows to: 0300313! on 9200:3135. Highest Price for Butler and Eggs. ‘ .l NEW F “ALI..- GOODS At H. WILSON’S. Beaverton, September 4th, 1884. Wanted any quantity of Butter and Eggs for Which I Will pay ithe highest price. .. A call and 00min ison of prices will convince all that this is no Bogus Sale, ut a genuine Cash Sale. ,â€" Having decided to make an alteration in my business I' will offer for sale during the present month my whole stockof At prices that will surprise Everybody! DRY GOODS, READY-MADE CLOTHING, HATS : CAPS, . MILLINERY, GROCERY, BELOW COST PRICES! @fifléfif Riflflfi’flfifi IN PRICES- THE LATEST AND MOST FASHIONABLE’ SHAPES IN HATS and BONNETS. Please Call on us and examine our Goods. We guarantee satisfaction both in taste and style. CLEARING SALE ! Of all Kinds. FEATHERS, TIPS. AIGERETTES ORN’AMENTS 800. -Milliners, Dress and- ‘ Mantle Makers. A call respectfully solicited. Judge for yourselves and Woodvillo. September 10“: m. ~ a flu We flQSSQ a Having just returned from the city markets we are now opening out our new stock of Save 25 per cent. on all Purchases. ' MILLIN ERY BEA' Fun." 1),: :nqu 110330]. llppfllhfi, [MIJCJNOYQ Blaommv .Dyapcpam, Juuruli-uu A [M hum of the Liver qnd Kidneys, Pimplm, 11mm, Bails, I tumors. Salt Rheum, Scrofula. Krystyna, and all disarm; arising from Impure Blood, Dmvmgml .‘s‘hmmch. or irmJular action, of the Bowls. Just opened out lb. VERTON. D. W. BOSS, II. WILSON.