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t0 th‘ {ex at of nn‘ 0! ye‘ The greatest yield of grain to rted this Iouon hbyCa t. Geo.Woodwho nah-ought Into town a I nglo m 01 of wheat contain- ing fifty-one stems, shut forty of these Are fully matured large mead: well filied, the other: are scarcely ripe 'iutof good aim. Mr. J. H. Wood claims h \t he can!" u even this; he bu in his gar 1eu * single Onion: can be kept through the winter wily, thou there iamuch trouble in it if not kept rig t. The requlnmenta are ripe onions, sound when put away. and a cool. dry place. There is a largo percentage of inter in them, and if put in large heaps they will sweat and sprout. 5. Both its chemical composition and its physical form adapt it admirably as n sup- plementary food to be used in connection wflh poor and bulky fodder, such as straw and roots. Don’t keep over many hens, unless it be e few extra good breeders, as they are not Mel to lay enou h during the winter non topay for t eir keep. Sell them OE et some price. As the days shorten end “ fall work” crowds, me lantern must needs be taken to film bun nights and mornings. Be sure to heve e safe place to hang it, even if a large hmnneo is paid up in advance. Don’t let your chickens go into winter quartets with scaly legs. Treat them to a couple of applications of sulphur and lard. undead oil thoi rooata frequentl . Sculy logs on not only unsightly, but owls cun- uot do the work they ought to thus an- cumbered. Sunflowers u'o used in Wyoming territory {or fuel. The stalks when dry sure as hard on mople wood sud make o hot fire, and the need head- with the needs in are said to burn better than the heat hard coal. All we of syn-flowers will furnish fuel for 3. It. excess of ash or mineral mutton eminently fit: it for bone building in grow- lng animals, and for supplementing the lack oi mineral matte”: in mote. mo of sun-flowers one stove for a year. 4. Its chemical composition points to the conclusion that it is somewhat better adapt- ed to the information of fat and production 0! heat than to the formation of muscle or med 1: the usefulness of bran to farm- 's, after Vin? carefully considered its chemical compos tion : 1.. Bran is a concentrated food, which, {burgh variable in composition, possesses h nutritive value. Roller process bran is on the average, Heller yuan old processbran: Bm on ma FARE. Professor Brown, of the Ontario Agricul- ms! college at Guelph, Cm, recently summed up the usefulness of hm to fum- equally irrelevani’, are ever and anon ciféu- biting through the press to guide, or rather weed, the inexperienced purchaser. A great deal has been said and written in w to the appearance of good milk cows, and a multitude of irrelevant and nonsensi- cal signs have been laid before the public which have tended rather to confuse and mislead than to guide and enlighten the in- enced. A sign which has no connec- Uon with the thing it claims to signify is al- ways Worse than useless, and in is just as likely to lead wrong as right, and detracts horn more intelligent indications. What Inpor'ant connection is there between a. flow of milk and a “ Roman nose,” or a:‘ hollow head,” a long head or a short one, a crumpled horn or a straight one, or one that tapers evenly, or unevenly, or a Inn tail, or a peculiarly shaped ear or dew- lap I“ Y_et these, and a score of other signs :7 next or two less. The same happened when of a badly bruised thumb I milked the cow more slowly than usual. A cow with short tents in milked by using the bent thumb and the first two fingers, and is thus milked u nickly as another cow with the whole hand. When another milker strips fie cow with the forefinger the milk always falls elf. If, as is most probable, a good deal of milk is secreted during the milking, tha'quicker milking should get theI most milk, and the quantity should keep regular. 1’ up to the standard yield so long as the no quick method is practised. When I milk in seven minutes a. cow giv. My!” Santa's? one milking. ‘e'he never In; nine nuts at one muting, she never henI change )owe, leetin my on animal nbeence the cow mi his resent the co of a stranger, and t e man takes Bmhutee 1:9 unit her, the cow given a no second train load of beef steers from the ranehe of the NorthwestCattle Company "lived on Thursday at the Canadian Pacific leech yards at Hocheleqa. A large number of buyers were present, including a number o! oily butchers. The exporters were anx~ lens to gobble up the whole lot for shipment. but the ranche companywere determined, if e, that the people here should have an opportunity of trying the qualities of our waldo beef. Brown Bros. 5; Nicholson pur- ehued one pen, containing fifty head. at .56 each. The cattle were then weighed on the (Xnadian Pacific railway scales, and Imaged over 1,370 lbs per heed all round, the first batch weighing exactly 1,403 lbs. Cell. The lot realized about $56 per head. inked u'mr. In the me Erie and take Elm counties tho Hessian fly and the who-worm, tholuereapec ially y. {maid to h“ done harm to the young plants, but “when little or no injury in reported by Tux FALL Wann- 0309 IN 0 o! the new ore of fell wheat h'the provfiioe in about thepeeme u that to the crop of this year. The early ve empie opportunity for oultivu- Hon 0! e soil, and but for the continued dmth at the sewing period, which deterred In from rilking their need wheat in the flied ground, 3 wider area would have devoted to the crop. The appearence d that town on summer fellow- ie favor- ‘Ne. but on clay land, owing to the behin M of the drouth, the Ioii was herd an Ilhvifing, end 3 ion of the seed per- hhed in the gronn from lack of moisture. The me not much growth in October, end “I. bend in rether ehortl but teigeu on the :iowlowihvo : W 3113 general condition a mm» 5: we ensi o: t!“ gnaw: w .b0 Noamuwm Puma: Cn'rua. POINTS 0:- A Goon Cow. MILK QUICKLY. FARM. ers to the glen not far fronri the house. Whenever a guest of the house says to the dog, “ Gibson. I want to go to tho glen," he at once assumes his duties of escort, and perform them as graciously and as satisfac- toril as could he wished. As he conducts his c rgo through the glen, he will use ever little while as if to call attent on to the gesuties of the scenor) : anal should the tourist get oil~ on a side th, (lihson drops behind and refuses to ta 0 the lead again until the wnfi is retreced. However long the pleasure see er wishes to remnin in tho glen, the dog always waits patiently, and then leads the way back, osrrying his hesderect, as if proud of the duty accom lished. He is very fond of Women end children, and shows them marked nttention. There is a dog at one of the hotels in the WhitelMonntains which seems to possess in a ram deal-ea the instincts of a guide. For eight years past he has piloted ulmoet daily during the argon viaitgra apd platinum; seek- ..-..--. -‘uv u“ v A vvuu svuuuw ul’ ulnucr. Then it was, dear friends, that I register- ed a solemn vow with my own sense of Christianity never a ein to be impatient with a girl who elmllie slow or even im a- treat. There is still war to the knife - tween me and the girl who chews gum on one side of her rosy month, while the other discourses of the way “ he threw a kiss to us all when he came dowu this morning," and then. seeing me patiently waiting. asks Miss O'Snakes to “ see what that woman wants anyway.” There is still many a retty bout left for us, but, please Heaven, will go three-quarters of the way to be de- cent to the patient, delicate girls who do their best, be that best good or bad. in iny life as I was after six hints of that 1 standing and letting the world rush by. ‘ The firm provides stools for such times as a girl is not needed, but professional enthu- siasm kept me from accepting the tacit invi~ tation. As a result, when five minutes of six came, as everybody knew it had by the appearance of one customer who invariably comes in at that time, and who is come- quently known as Mrs. Five-Minutes-of- Six. When she a peered I must say I could distinctly fee my shoe heels in the hollows of my knees. \Veak, tired and aching in every bone of my body, I was glad enough todrag myself to the door, take a hansom and get home and have a good three- ho’i'i‘rs rest before I even touched my dinner. There is certainly much in getting used to an thing, and girls who have been accus- tom to standing honrin andhonrontdo not feel the strain and misery so much as long as they are well. All the some, if my ex. perienceis worth anything, I can my hon~ catly Ingres never so _nbeolnt_ely tired out Of her experience as an amateur saleslady Miss Merrill writes at length, giving numer- ons incidents to illustrate the trials of the sales irl's life, and concludes as follows :â€" As 0 ervers of casual human nature these girls behind the counter are keen and sharp. They are what we call "nice girls," and the majority of them know very well the signs and ear-marks of higher civilisation. They recognise a gentlewoman at a glance, and their manner in waiting upon such is equally t well-bred, while the fact that tl ey do often- 1er become careless or quick of speech is a j something which surely deserves especial credit. How cross it makes almost any one to be jostled in a crowd, especially when one is footeore and weary. What do you think,then, it must be like to be jostled and bumped all day, as these guls of necessity are jostled by each other. The space he- hind the counter is narrow and the heavy part of the body comes just between the counter and shelves. Two bio girls or even two ordinary girls, each in a urry to wait on her own customer, meet and fird it im- possible to be each in the same place at once Bruised and tired hips are a necessity, and these, added to burnin feet and, very like- ly, an aching head an invariably a dusty throat, are almost enough in the eyes of nature to demand respect. ilinr, “ Will you give me a sample, please, of these four . ' This was the teat : Seven boars of solid interrogation points. The result was not one single, solitary, impertinent answer. The girls looked wearied some times, and the salesmen at times assumed an air of over-powering courtesy and reverence, which the humble person might well think exaggeratedâ€"but saucy or careless, never. “ written up " her experiences as an amateur shoplifter, saleslady, eto., lately devoted an entire day to getting at the truth of the statement, so often heard, that nearly every sales irl is impertinent. She made the test in ew York and she writes to Th New York World :â€" Shopping pure and s mplo is bad enough and wearying enough. but aggravatedshoppiugissninventionofthebeiug supposed to look out for idle hands. From 10.30 o’clock until 6 at night. and only a short respite for refreshment, I devoted my- self to the task of being as aggravating as possible. Into every good shop in the neighborhood of Twenty-third street I went, and asked anywhere from one to five hun- dred questions. Everything I saw I asked about, and about a good many things I did not see and never expected in this life to see. Not only this, ut of every conceiv- able thine that was sold by the yard I heg- ‘ ged samples. “ How much is this; 25 cents, did you say 1' That's a good deal, is it not? “I ill it wash I Haven’t you any finer? Do you expect to have any? Will it be the same color ‘I These are’nt the same shades. are they!" erg so on, and at the end the old fam- Experience "an Amateur annular-Aura. Yam shopping. Fannie B. Merrill, who has recently “ mritfnn “n ” Ian- n'nnignnnn- __ n- -.....L-.._ Puih along 'the pallet: {Eit'EJJiKtend to keep for winter layers. If on can at them to be In hying before free: ng went er they {11] eep it up all winter it properly cured or. One of the best srrsngemeuts for provid- ing feed for {owls on the farm is to have s sheet iron barrel made and placed on a fur- usce in the back yard, and into this let all the kitchen s10 a. refuse vegetables and 3 little grain fin lodgment, together with heads and scraps from the butcher shop. If one is near at hand. About every other de hindlea fire under your tank and let it Koil for an hour or so, and you will have most excellent soft food that never gets stale or unpslsteble for the chicks. And you will be surprised at the amount of cheap fogs! y_ou_cun provide-in this manner. atoolotoah con u out- ~l well handed. tuning v v 0 ant Itnvn 'l‘lll‘.I SHOP GIRL‘S LIFE. A Peculiar Escort. , l' vâ€" ~v... vv â€"- ing for them to come out. ;The detectives would be more useful inside the building. But the subject makes me wax warm as I nder over it, and as the things which i now about Women’s work beside me pour in on my intellect like a. young Nlfiyu-a. You would also be indignant coul you know the sum of torture girls put up with to kce floorwelkcrs and superintendents from elsely resorting them and etting them discharge , the armor they veto wear to kee employers in their laces, the things they eve to hear and see n silence, knowing there is no redress but to throw up thei: livinge." 1y, but as a rule they are fast about the nic- ‘ est,'loveliest irls in town. A philanthropic matron of mi lions said to me:-â€"“ Half the stories these girls tell are of the tests their chancters are put to, and the approaches they forever must guard against. One young lady I know of secured a place as secretary to a lawyer on one day, and the next day he flung his arms around her and kissed her. Another had to carry manuscript to an office every now and then, and one day the white-haired head of the place vowed he loved her. He said he was unhappily marri- ed, but ho ho that would provoke her spmpathy an not her dislike. An employee of the Customs service, not so far from here as to be out of this State, was sent to search a suspected woman emu ler, and when she undertook her he the sum gler‘ proved to he a manâ€"a very keen-w tted ‘ practical humorist. One concern in town. which employs hundreds of girls, put detec- tives on the sidewall} to prevent them from being insulted out. of d05n by persons “7.3? ing fqrithem to come out. The detectives Trials of Young Woman Em- ployees. New York Letter to the Albany Journal :â€" Thcre has been created in New York City a. class of young ladies who work for a livin as telegraphers, typewriters, secretaries ting other intellectual occn tions. Because several scandals have .come notorious among them. careless tongues wag reckless- I-- Lna. __ n __I_ -L __ __- A“ Let her walk by your side your honored companion, your strong hand helping her over the rough places, and sustaining her when wearied, lest she faint. Share with her your good fortune as un. aelfiahly as you do your ill. Don’t wait to tell the world upon marble that which will be so grateful to her loving heart to hear from your lips. - Let her know by words and eeii’one that she is appreciated and you make her hap- pier as she walks by your side. Encourage her when ah in down hearted. Be glad with her when she is happy. Interest yourself in your wife's employ- ment. Give your family some of you} attention. Tell them the amusing things that have brightened your day's labor. Speak kindly to the children. Play and talk with them a few minutes after supper. Be so upright that she will be happy in teaching your children to honor you.‘ Do not sit silent all the evening absorbed in reading your book or newspaper.§ Don’t fail to give he} “words of apShoba- tion when you can conscientiously ap- prove. Never deceive her. Be ever true to her. Let your conduct be such that she will be proud of you. Don’t be afraid to praise her mending, and her skill in fashionipg and making. Bow to Make a Good Wife. Be attentive and courteous to her. Be cheerful when you enter your house. Don’t be afraid to praise her neat room and bright fire. them. Potatoes should be peeled as thin as pos- sible. as the mealy part lays just under the skin begin to peel at one end of the potato, holding it in your left hand, a small sharp knife in the right, turn the potato as you peel it and break the peel as little as pos~ sible. Take out every eye and speck. ‘Vheu boiled, pour off at once, shake the tatoes in the saucepan and put them on t e stove with the cover half off to steam dry. If they have more than three minutes to wait before being served lav a clean cloth nvnr mm suces or puck-ed pork. sprinkle With pepper and salt and dredge with flour. Keep plenty of water in the pan and haste fre~ quently. Cook until a nice brown and per- fectly tender. Serve with cranberry sauce and giblet gravy. To make the gravyâ€" After the turkey is dished, place the pan on top of stove, remove most of the fat. Chop the giblets which have bun previously hoil- ed for two kours, add the gravy with the water in which they were cooked, season to taste. thicken and stir constantly until the flour is well cooked. sods. Fill the body with this water. shake well, and rinse with clear water. Prepare dressing by taking pieces of dry breed, pour it very little boiling water on them, cover tightly, let stand until soft. Add lumps of butter. three finely mashed potatoes, pep- per. salt. sage, and two well beaten eggs. Mix thoroughly. Rub inside of turkey with pepper and salt. Stuff the crew and tie a. string tightly about the neck. Fill body and sew it up with s strong thread. Tie the legs down firmly, press the wings close to the sides and secure with a cord around the body. Steam from one to three hours. or until easily pierced with a fork. Re move to pen; place on the breast very thin slices of_ pick-ed pork. sprinkle With H0083 HOLD. Uexroz. Rsoum Cumin. Gunâ€"Beat together two cups of sugar and one of butter, add the yolks of live eggs, and one cup of milk, stirring in the whim alternatel with the flour, (three and a half cups eiite with two teaspmnfule of baking powder.) Bake in thin layer». For the filling, boil together twa cups of molasses, one and a half cups of brown eu- gar, and one-half cup of milk with a table. spoonful of butter. Buil for ten minutes, and add half a cake of Biker’s chocolate, grated. and two tablespoonst of corn starch dissolved in cold water. Boil until it is of the consistency of a rich custard. drop in a tiny pinch of soda and remove from the fire. Flavor it with vanilla when cold. and spread thickly between the layers, covering the top with the same. Rom Tunisianâ€"After drawing the tar key, time out with several waters. and in the: next to thfn lint pi} g‘teaapoonfql 70f “n .I being served lay a clean cloth over "Yes, sir," went on Professor X. to s ntlemsn to whom he hsd recently been troduced, “ I have given some attention to the study of human nature, and I rarely fail to read a face correctly. Now, there is a. lady," he continued, pointing across the room, “ the lines of whose countenance are as clear to me as type. The chin shows firmness of disposition, amounting to ob- stinacy, the sharp, pointed nose a vicious temperament, the large mouth volubillty, the e es s dryness of soul, theâ€"” “ Won- derfu , Professor. Wonderful." “ You know something of the lady, then 3” said the Pro- fessor complacently. “ Yes, a little, she's my wife.”-- I! over there was a nitent mule, that was one. Shame for its pntient behavior, that had caused the catastrophe. was ex- pressed in its eyes In cleuly an if it had the power to utter its contrition verbally. If was a reformed mule from that (manner)... and followed me for the remainder of our acute with the patient ngnciona trust of a. 03. I looked, “pecking to see my mulo‘s body rollover into the chasm below; but, with the activity of a goat, it gained its. legs, after a fall of some twenty feet, and climbed cagfioualy pp to where I stood. A 'projecting point caught the saddle, im- patient of the hindrance, struggled to get. Pant, andhlosing its balance, was precipita- wu, Wallis us $152,103": _the alopq. ArriVed at the difficult point, and follow- ing the example of the one before it, or, more probably. the teaching of instinct, it lay up against the face of the rock. and pro- ceeded to pass the obstacle in a much more rapid and vigorous manner than that ul- reafly described. _ .vw-v. _"v..‘- "w “v . lvuvllvw Then came my turn to advance, and, leadin my mule, a young one, cautiously tower the spot, I moved with difficulty round to the upper side for the purpose of taking ofl‘ the saddle ; but with the proverb- ial stubbornness of its race or the confidence of inexperienced youth, the moment I had left its head, on went the mule, and no threats or brandishments of mine could pre~ vuil on it_to stop. _ atient brute, glancing down into the chasm low, seemed to realize the position in a moment. Leaning inwards with its side against the face of the rock, it worked inch by inch, round the projecting point, till the seam ground beyond was safely. reached. _ My companion, whose mule was old and very steady, tried it first, while I with ex- cited interest looked on. He gradually got the mule to the base of the rock, round which there wag jugt room to creep. _ The A young Enolishmsn who sailed in the same ship with me, was up country with a number of experienced hunters, under | whom he was to serVe 9. sort of apprentice~ ship to the elephant business. One of them ‘chail‘ed him sorely about his inexperience, 5telling him he would be afraid to face the garne, and otherwisejrritoting him. is an achunt of one that learned wisdom in a single lessonâ€"which is doing better than some who think themselves very ood scholars. The teller of the story, Mr. fiob- ett Crawford. was travelling in South America, and had come to a hard place in the Andes. A mule is generally taken for the very fype of ignorgmcy andApbgtipacy ;_bu§ here When they caught sight of him, he was standing, away from his horse, in the cover of a small bush, which would not have suf- ficed to stop the charfie of a goat, and was aiming at a lurious ull, trumpeting and charging. already within twenty or thirty paces of his ill-judged place of concealment. The new arrival at once fired, trying to stop the great brute in his chrrge, but it was too late ; he had seen and probably smelt his enemy, who in a moment more was lying dead, his skull fractured, while the angry animal kneaded his body into the sand. Knowing well the danger to which the young fellow would almost certainly be ex- posed, the older hunters, now sorry for the chaff, but still hoping all would be well, rode off on his trail. After about four miles they picked up, from the trampled ground, evidence that their friend was tracking a herd of five or six elephants. Still pursuing their course, they shortly heard the report of a. rifle, and coming on a clear space. were just in time to witness the death of the un- fortunate youth. Next morning when theacamp awoke, they found he had taken his horse and gun and gone alone into the bush, lenvin a mes- sage that he would kill an elephant gy him- self or never return. Novices are not always contented to he treated as such. The boy who goes into a gymnasium for the first time is too likely to think that he must attempt whatever he sees others doing. Reckless of cons: quenccs, he tries the heavy weights and parallel bars, and pretty certainly gets well lnmL-d, if not permanently injured. Courage and emula- tion are good in their way, but .nn never take the place of discretion and experience. The following tragical story of South Afri~ csn life enforces this lesson, and illustrates at the same time the folly of “ old hands" in chsffing a new comer before they have tried his spirit. __ _ “ She removed the bird and summoned me to attend the lad. That bird now 00- oupies a handsome cage in the house, and its owners wouldn't part with it under any con- aidemtion." “ One of the swallows, evidently confused flew against the ho ’s face, driving his bill clesn through his c eck. In his agony the led closed his teeth hard and held the bird fast. The swallow was partly stunned by the shock, and. with the bird sticking out from his check, the led ran downstairs to his mother. u A lime boy ma flying a in. on the house-top. Another 1w two or three houses away was engagad in the some diversion. One opened his mouth to call to the other. and just then a flock of swallow: came fly- ingrby. 81-03? 07 A Swamw. People have swallowed an lounnt ch30 tux-ea while lnoautiously rinking from brooks and sprln u, and it is said a mouse once ran down a 03's throat: but We never heard of a boy wallowing a bird. Thu Boston Record tells of one who narrowly 63’ caped doll g 80 “ I’ve heard of strange accidents hefalllng ple,” remarked a surgeon the other even. tug. “but the one I was called upon to at- tend the other ufoernwn beats anything for novclty that ever came nude: my notice. “ A "Okla LA“ n.-.- fl-.:___A , ‘,!A. __ AL- STORIES OF ANIMAL LIFE. KILLED BY As ELEPHANT. Wonderlul. Docmz Mum. Before 3 century it in estimated the Lon- don will have 5 population of 7,000,000, A very fine sample of the Russian wisest has been raised by Mr. Keith, on his fem at Touehwood Hills reserve. It was sewn on the 12th of Mev and harvested on the 22nd oi August. Mr. Keith is certain the: the Russisn wheat would ripen two weeks wlier then the red Fyi'e. Another sample grown by Mr. Grunt on the Assiniboine ne- serve, wes‘ sown on the 24th of May and harvested on the 24th of August. The yield in neither instence could be obtained as only it email quentity bed been threshed. From a number of other reports obtained from formers who had each received a. three pound beg, the yield showed from one bush- el to three bushels end 555 pounds, which are the largest yields yet heard of. Three hundred and thirty-seven three pound begs were distributed in Manitoba and the North. west, and s huge number of these have yet to be heard from: end as soon as all the in. formation is evsileble, a full report will be published in s bulletin from the experiment- el fem at Ottawa. be won that. the decision and promptnm of the young lady avoided a. very unpleasant termination of the leading social event of the week."-[Chlcago Tribune. ' sup sed that this would break up the wafiloing. and remote were being expressed on all aides when Miss Buckle, with rare presence of mind and commendable courage, stepped forward and announced her intend tion of marrying the Rev. l’cnderanort him- self. This was received with about: of en- thnaiaem by the assembled friends, and the ceremony was performed by J natice Woolly. yho happened to_ be present. Thus it will “ The wedding which we announced hue week would take place at the residence of Judge Plunkett,” says an Idaho paper init- eociety column, “ came very near being marred by an awkward occurrence. It hap- pened thus :â€"The bride, Mien Duckie Pin~ kett, and her intended, Mr. Frank R. Ele- worth, the enterprising young rancher of Pizen Point, had Just taken their places under a large floral nix-shooter, and the Rev. Penderenort was beginning the simple but impressive ceremony when the proceedings were suddenly interrupted by the unexpect- ed arrival of the eficient Pizcn Point Vigil- ance Committee, which promptly lynched the groom to a large tree in front of the house on the judge's well-kept lawn for be- ing implicated in some horse-stealing open. tion at the Poipt. Everyone, _of course. _,i AI A ,, 7 ,.___, .......v -- v wv-vu v. W If yonrcannot come back; will you plan; write and tell me how you are getting a and how you contrive to insert air holes in home-made bread ?â€"â€"[Bill Nye in New York World. Your voice has more volume, and when your upper register is closed is mellow than any shingle mill .' ever heard. Come back, Wilhelmina. We need you every hour. After you went away we tried to set the bread as we had seen you do it, but it was not a success. The next day it come off the nest with a litter of smell, sallow tolls which would easily resist ghe sgfiou of acids. I£_,,, - 'Another thing I wish to write before I close this humiliating personal. I wiph to take back my harsh and bitter words about your singing. I said that you sen like a sawmill, but I was mad when I sai it, and I wronged you. I was maddened bv hunger, and you told me that much and milk was the proper thing for a brain- warker and you refused to give me any dope on my dump’ing. Goaded to madness by this. I said that you sang like aehingle mill, but it waq not my better, higher nature than spoke. It was my grosaer and more gaetn'o nature that asserted itself, and I now desire to take it back. You do not aing like a .L:_..I_ ...:II _L L, . u: uuu: u: onus. I'll 00 not amg "KO 5 shingle millâ€"at least so much as to mislé'ud a. Bfnctised ear. ~-__ -..-.- u.u--vvn- There is no reason Wily hrs-many shoifld not be restored among us and the old sm- light cqme hack to our roof-tree. So if I can do anything evenings wills you are out that. will assist you, such as aton- ing raisins or neighbouring windows, com- mand me. I am no cook, of course. but I can pee] apples or grind coffee, or hold your head for you when you need aympath . I could also soon learn to do the plain ooo ing, I think. and friends that come to see I: after thing have agreed to bring their dinnon. “’9. also made a. grave mistake in the mat- ter of nights out. While young I formed the wicked and pernicious habit of having nights out: myself. I panted for the n ‘0 air and would go a long distance and out a long time to get enough of it for u mean and then bring it home in a paper be but I can see now that it is time for me 1% remain indoors and alive young people like yourself a chance, “’ilhelmina. Where we erred was in dividing up the blame on the basis of tenderloin steak or peach cobbler, compelling [you to bear but of it yourself. That will not work. \Vilhel'- mine. Blame and preserves do not divide on the same basis. “'43 are now in favor of what. may be called A sliding scale. We think you will_lilxe this better. Since you went nwny we can lee bow wicked and selfish we were and how little we considered your comfort. We mine your glad smile.’uleo your Tennessee mnrble cake and our slat pie. We have learned a valu- able emu since you went sway, and it in that the blame ehould not have rested on ono alone. It should have been divided equally, leaving me to beer half of it and my wife the other half. It you think best we will quit having com. penv at the house. especially people who do not ‘belong to your not. ’ We will also etrive. 0 no hard, to make it pleaswter for you in every way. ii We ' known four or five years ago that child were offensive to on, it would have been different. But it a too late now. All we can do in to shut them u in a barn and feed them through 3 knotho e. If the shriek loud enough to give pain to your t robbing brow, let no one know, end we will overcome any false sentiment we may feel towards them and send them to the Tombs. Cnme back, Wilhelmina, and be our HM. sunbeam once more. Come back and chum Around our hearthatono at so much per clas- ‘1... Personalâ€"Will the yofing womm who edited the eravy depnrtment And ooneotul won! at our pie foundry for two days and than jumped the game on the evening thug we were to have our clergyman to dine wi ' us. please come back. or write to 82 ‘ Row. saying where uhe left the cracker: and cheese 2 Bill Nye and Ills 8911a!!! Git]. New Russian Wheat. Presence of Hind.