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Watchman Warder (1899), 28 Mar 1901, p. 12

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mzs. r‘. =‘.lcl>nu5_:all was "at home" in Eur mmriml x'riL-mls (m \fl-dnvsda)’ vx‘mzing of last \‘cht'k and an-rtainml about, fifty poupl» in a most oniov- allo manner. (fix-I‘mdm she enter- mined her voung‘Iad) and gentle. The literary Society of St. And- rews‘ church are preparing for a good entertainnwnt in the near fut- 1W0. Look mat. fur the (late. Mr. J. Hunt-(I is uiways up-to-dutc in his busim-ss surroundings and has ovarhunh-d (hv interior of his ‘1“‘0 lalg- 8!)”le umking‘ a grvat. imâ€" provement in lht'ir apiwuruncv. The heavy cornicv has boon removed and new shelving. in oak. placed along “:0 walls. The slm‘vs now lonk dr- cich-(Hy citim-(J and the stock mrriul is urge and Wall SleClr‘d. Mrs. F. Mclmugull was “at home" To Eur married friends on “'udm-qmm Mr. W. Northy has greatly improv- ed the rcfn-shment room of his res- taurant by a .mw oil-CImh on the floor, which addition adds greatly to the appearance of the sLoro. Mr. R. S. Rowland spent Saturday and Sunday in Toronto. The Ladies' Auxiliary of St. And- rews' church hold a Social in the 1m:- ture room of the church t0.u'10rrow (Friday) exening. and~ we feel sure will entertain a large gathering. The married men of Ft-mflnn Falls played the single men a gaunt: nf hockey on “lamesday L'Vt'llillg' ,uf last week. The married men were vic- turiuus in u <vnr0 of 5â€"6. LIr. and Mrs. Geo. Wilson spent a couple of days in Lindsay last “I'vk. being called thither by the very sad and sudden death of Mr. A. Fev. Mr. R. Carter. son of Mr. Geo. Car- wr, has accepted a position as sales.- man with the firm of T. Eaton 0).. Toronto. “'0 will tell you more about our boys in the sweet pretty 80011. Mrs. H. Linm-y is visiting her par- ents at the 800. She expects to be gone a couple of months. BIeser. I). Burr and II. vaison. who have been dodging fur the Rath- bun Co. and who have been north during the winter are homo at pre- sent, the Winter season in the camps being end-ed. find some of them have occome Hung- éXpert in their manipulation of the discs. In fact two of our young men are ready to meet any other two giayers who may desire to compete for the local championship and any one wishing to arrange a match may do so by mentioning the fact to either of the present chmnpions. Messrs. L. Ferguson and N. Gibson, who will do so on easy terms. Mr. L. H. Clarke. who for several months past has held a position as saleman in a general store at Vic- toria. Road, has accepted a similar position as salesman in St. Thomas. Mr. Percy King. son of Mr. D. King has accepted a good position in a large restaurant in Kingston. Cinnamon’s for Cloths \Vringcrs. Mr.‘ and Mrs. A. Wills and Miss Mice “ills 19ft fur their home in Montreal on Friday. I. Pure mixed paints at (‘innamon‘s The game of crokinolc has been for long time and is \et a vorv popu- 1' game among our vmmg people 361 $0an of (hem mu c betomc quite iport in their manipulation nf the 503. In fact two of our young 1 2 COUNTY CORRESPONDENCE FENELON FALLS after a lhrve “we a large quantity 0 be cut before his 0‘ will begin. MANILLA OM EMT-1E mill hogan sawing l‘nn-e \vvcks rest. quamily of custom fore his own largo vrvicos promisu to this St-ason. The *s’mu‘ choice selecâ€" .ELDON .. 50c. and 51-005 If you have not tiied it, send for free sample, its aâ€" - greeable taste will surprise y.ou ~ 23*: SCOTT y BOWNEg Chemists, .. .Q Teronto. ’ Scott’s Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil is the readiest ' cure for “can’t eat,” unless it comes of your doing no work--you can’t long be well and strong, without some sort of activity. The genuine has this picture on it, taige no other. There are many causes of get- ting too thin; they all come under these ,.two heads: over- work and under-digestion. Stop overâ€"work, if you can; but, whether you can or not, take Scott’s Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil, to balance yourself with your work. You can't live on itâ€"trueâ€"but, by it, you can. There’s a limit, however; you’ll pay for it. Fat, enough for your habit, is healthy; a little more, or less, is no great harm. Too fat, consult ~a-doctor; too thin, persistently thin,‘no matter what cause, take Scott’s Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil. it? The advantage of an alliance between England and Germany is that the former supplements the splendid army of the lat- ter with her powerful fleet. thus forming a combination too formidable to be rashly attacked by any power or alliance.-â€"Bal- timore American. \Vill the British emperor try to teach his nephew bow to be an emperor with- out bring a soldier. or will the German emperor try to teach his uncle how to be an emperor and a soldier?â€"-St. Louis Post-Dispatch. The tffair drags along dangerously in‘ Peking,'a menace to the peace of the na- tions involved and little less than a scan- dal to our boasted civilizatiqn and sense of right and justice.â€"New York Herdld. is all right, if you are too fat; and all wrong, if too thin already. Getting Thin It is the prevailing opinion among con- tinental observers that Austria is about to be disrupted. with the immediate re- sult of oevering the connection with Hun- gill‘L-Baltimorc Sun. friends, progressive pedro' followed by a carpet dance, being the chief features of the evening. Recherchi refreshments were served on both oc- casions and all those present spent most delightful eVenings. Mr. and Mrs. Mcgfll proved themselves a splendid and hostess and it; 'is the wish of their numerous friends that they unity be spared to enjoy many years of happinesss in their beautiful home. Miss Lena Southam. third daughter of Mr. James doutham, was married to Mr. John Flett jr.. on Wednesday evening of last week. The. ceremony was performed by the Rev Mr. llorâ€" ten of Bobcaygeon, at the residence of the bride‘s fatherin Yerulam. in the presence of eighty guests. The bride was becomingly gownml in white taffeta silk trimmed with .(‘hifâ€" fan and lace with white carnations in her hair and carried a bequet of the same fragrant flower. She was attended by her sister Mist: Annie1 Southam in a pretty white organdie t‘rt‘ck over pink. with white carna- tions and \the groom was supported lay his brother Mr. T. Flett. The bride was given away by her father sweet. solemn strains of the wedding march played by Miss Maggie Share and entered the drawing-room to the of Mt. Horel) precisely at ti p.111. .\fter the cerrt‘umn' dinner was served and shortly afterwards the happy couple left. for their newhomes amid the showers of rice. and shoes. Among tl.e. many costly and handsomewed- ‘uing-gifts were a gold watt-h and chain from the happy groom and a china tea set from Judge and ‘Mrs. Dean of Lindsay Mrs and Mrs. W. iIoOVt-r of Lindsay. Mr. and Mrs Cameron Mariposa. Mrs. D. McLean. Lorneville. V.( and Mrs. h_ McLean. and ~‘liss \iau“b ie Flt-Lt. 'fi‘oronto. were a few .,, the guests from .‘L dis- tia nee. " _--- - -â€"â€" How He Is Sorry He Spoke. â€"I am not worthy of you, dear! ,h-Well, don’t you suppose I know The Retort Coin-(cogs. tract 1 goat and said to him: “The question. pray, excuse. Why do you always wng your chin?" Quoth he, “Becaua I chews!” OVER THE OCEAN. h. -4 "r. Pleased to Release Him. "Harduppeâ€"Can you spare mo ten minutes of your time? Gotroxâ€"Don’t you know that ti.» money? Harduppeâ€"Then let me have $10, ; you may keep. the ten minutes. aha The Volcano. “A volcano,” said the teacher in a Long Island school, “is a mountain and has a orator or deep hole in the center. from which it throws up or emits smoke, fine stones and lava. Now, children. can you tell me what is a volcano?" “Yes, teacher,” said one of the boys. “A volcano is a sick mountain.” But he did not attend the reception. The explanation he gave almost brought tears to the eyes of those who received it. His daughter was critically ill in Hart- ford. He would not break his engage- ment with the Grand Army post. but the reasonme did not attend the reception also was that within a few; minutes after he had conclum-d his address he was talk ing the first train home. Kept HI. Promise. Some years ago Mark Twain was elect- ed a member of a prominent Grand Army post in Maryland. and he promised to be present 'at the annual meeting and make an address. It was an opportunity for the people of Baltimore to deluge him with hospitality. and a committee was formed to take charge of him for a big reception as soon as he was through with his speech at the banquet. This speech was one of the best he ever delivered, and it put the crowd in roars of laughter. This is a catch question in geometry, as the preceding were catch questions in arithmetic. The window was diamond shaped at first, and was afterward made square. A wise man having a window one yard high and one yard wide, requiring more light, enlarged his window to twice its former size. yet the window was still only one yard high and one yard wide. How was this done? How many days would it take to cut up a piece of cloth 50 yards long, one yaxjd boipgigut off every day? A snail cumbing up :5. pole 20 feet high ascends five feet every day and slips down four feet every night. How long will the snail take to reach the top of the post? The following will nearly always suc~ ceed: It a goose weighs ten pounds and t half its own weight, what is the weight of the goose? “’hen you are asked this question the first time, you will probably instantly answer 15 and will be wrong. The correct answer is 20 pounds. It is astonishing what a very simple query will sometimes catch a wise man nap. ping. The president and managing officials of a leading hank once debated long and seriously whether they should inform the authorities that just after a famous burglary t ee men 30? two women had deposited 000 each n new bank bills that possih y were a portion of those that had recently been stolen in transit be tween the two banks. It was a question whether the suspicion would justify this action, which of course would become public, perhaps get into the newspapers and some illiterate depositors might hear the story with a new twist given to it; not that burglars had put money into the bank. but had been in and had taken some out. The result would be a run. It was finally decided to do nothing. at least for the time. Soon afterward the thievesâ€"for such they wereâ€"relieved the bank’s perplexity. Two of the men and the two women came in singly. but: in a hurry, drew the full amount that was in their names and made 03. The fifth of the party did not return until years att- erward, when a man with cropped hair, an unconscious lockstep halt in his walk and other evidences of having been temâ€"‘ porarily retired from society called and drew the deposit that had slnmbered while he was “doing time up the river.” Some of them, however, are not easily got rid of. A famous confidence woman had her account in a New York bank, avd her quiet demeanor, amiable smile, innocent, almost girlish timidity, quite won the chief ofliciul in charge. He was accustomed to call her aside politely from the somewhat rough crowded line, give her a chair in the auteroom and send her passbook and money by one of the clerks to the receiving teller. Her identity was finally discovered through a police induiry at the bank. and the next time she called the old gentleman offered her not a chair, but her passbook with hen deposits in ful_1_,_ The “poor mung thing” su7ore athim like a trooper. It was quite necessary to call in the moral influence of the porter, displaying his “special deputy” badge, before Miss Innocent made less noise and took herself and her deposits out of the bank, giving the old gentleman a parting shot at the doorway. What can you do with these people when they come to deposit? It is’not criminal to save money, and you cannot arrest them. In some cases their ac- counts m'e closed by the banks, and'they are told to take themselves off, In hint upon which they promptly and quietly not, possibly from fear of the police, ae- customed as they are to obey when told to “move on.” The great bulk of. depositors, perhaps 65 per cent, are of the laboring classes, the weekly wage earners; then come the middle and well to do class, say 30 per cent, and lastly the very rich man and the criminal in about equal proportions. By criminal I do not mean to confine this class to bank burglars, check forgers and bank note counterfeitersâ€"you will see all of these if you watch the line long enoughâ€"but I include all those men and women who avoid police notice when they can and are occasionally “wanted” at police headquarters, the rich keeper of the fashionable gambling house, the woman who is suspected of knowing the whereabouts of a vanished thief or forger. the man who never breaks into a bank himself, but takes a friendly and patronly interest in those who do, and so on up and down the scale of cos- mopolitan vice. At one time or another they all have saving: bank accounts. It seems incomprehensible, but people of all these classes are frequent, even perma- nent depositors. I do not say this from hearsay, but have seen examples of each of them lodging their money even in their own names. EEK Humor and Pathon of the Savings Bank In Great Cities. Writing of the savings banks and their depositors in The Cpnfury, Richard Boughton tells of the embarrassm t sometimes caused to bank officials by d s- honcst patrons. Good Old Catch Questions. DISHON EST DEF- L? .3 Sheâ€"There isn‘t one man in a million who would be so mean to his Wife and children as you are. Heâ€"Now, that’s what I admire in you. dear. You have such a head :0: 15 ea! L .pw Md) Guetta. . W V _ ._-..-‘:u. It is a popular impression that Alaska is a frozen zone and that the soil is bar- ren and worthless. This is a mistake. The sun ts hot, the snow moistens and enriches the earth, and the soil in the valleys is fertile and productive. Wheat, corn. oats. barley, buckwheat, fluxseed and a considerable variety of vegetables and forage plants can be successfully grown in many parts of the territory. rvyuaut unufl: among the aristocracy; and the applicant accepted the suggestion so far as to say that “their next” should be named John. but this would have to be Haber-sham} hash-baz. ' '“r'â€" â€"v ‘nyoulu' ed that the name would be round in “Iflsahi,” eighth chapter. second verse. The clerk looked up the Old Testament and in Isaiah found the name Maher- shalal-hash-baz. “That’s it,” said the applicant and thoughtfully explained that he and his wife had come across it in the Bible and thought it aristocratic and therefore chose it. The clerk suggested that John was a more popular name AMA...- al.;. ----A.- _-,- A man in Haslingdenn, England, who recently applied for a certificate exempt- ing his child from vaccination. quite staggered the clerk with the Christian name of the child. whereupon he explain- ...I AL-‘ AL- â€"- ‘ To his surprise he unfolded a letter yellow and time stained which was writ- ten in his own peculiar handwriting, or seemed to have been written by him,_al- though the date was two generations be- fore his birth. The signature or the sur- name, whieh was the same‘as his own. was so markedly characteristic that he could scarcely believe his own hnnd did not pen the letters. So it sometimes hap- pen: that handwriting as well as tea- turcs and character is handed down in tamilies. Another occult coincidence or psycho- logical phenomenon happened a few years ago to a southern statesman and financier whose family has always been of rank in his native state. This gentle- man was overhauling old documents and letters which had been stored in a musty chest for years and intended to publish whatever might be of historic value and interest. As most of the pictures were ticketed the visitor’s had purchased no catalogue, but before going away Miss B. bought one at the entrance and made a last visit to the portrait for which she felt so strong an attraction. To her astonish- ment she found her own name opposite to its number and learned on inquiry that the original was one or her direct ancestors. “It is such a nice, kind face,” said the girl rather wistfully. "I imagine my fa- ther might have looked like that had he lived.” As Slie passed through the gallery one particu ar portraxt attracted her atten- tion. and she went back to it more than once. Her companion saw in it nothing but the commonplace painting 0?. a. mid- dle aged man in the costume of the latter part or the last century. There was a loan collection of old por- traits exhibited in London lately, and a young girl was among the visitors. She was an orphan and wealthy, but without near relatives and was often heard to complain of the loneliness ot_ her position. to exemplify this mysterious bond be- tween ancestors and descendants are very curious. An Instance of the Influence of Be- redlty at a Picture Gallery. Doctors disagree as to the influence of heledity. Some hold that a great deal hinges upon it; others believe the con- trary. Some of the authentic stories told "You will understand, of course, that I have no reference to portrait work. That is extremely. supremely ditflcult, and the ability to catch a, likeness is pretty near- ly a gift from the gods. I am speaking simplv or more or less distorted lines that [M31 eithcless promptly suggest the human face. It is not so with the lower ani- mals. To make a picture that anybody will recognize at one as a horse, a dog or a cow requires a good deal of skill and technical knowledge. A cat is still hard- er. There are many eminent artists who could not draw a cat from memory to save their immortal souls.’ on a table near a lighted lamp would almost invariably cast a shadow that would form the outlines of a grotesque race. It was really next to impossible (or it to do anything else, but he wrote several articles on the subject and fancied he had struck a bfg thing until some artist friend told him difi'erent. The readiness with which the vague patterns of old wall paper lend them- selves to the forming of queer, leering fucesis another bit-of evidence to sustain my point. cunning, bland. scheming. No two were ever alike, and some of them were strik- ingly realistic. Several years ago a north- ern newspaper man made what he thong.” was :1 remarkable discoveryâ€" mei'ely that a small wad of paper placed C‘Ul. \. “But for all that,” the artist went on, “the human features in the abstract can be suggested with an case that is aston- ishing. Serawl a wavy line with a few irregular zigzags, made absolutely with- out purpose, and you have done the trick. Anybody with the slightest talent for drawing will transform it into a faee in a twinkling by the addition of a dot for an eye and possibly a small quirk for a nostril. One of the zigzags does duty as a forehead, another becomes a nose, and two or three more £01411 a mouth or 3. Chin. It is very curious and makes a good game. More than once I have amus- ed myself by covering a sheet of paper with aimless serawls and then going over them and developing the faces. They would exhibit all sorts of charactersâ€"- fierce. foolish, pompous, jovial, stupid, KDO‘V, Luau u. "v...__ , _ two men on earth who look exactly alike, and none of us need be told that there is always a mysterious something that difl'erentiates the faces with which we are familiar from every other face we ever encounter. - . u .1 , _,,L__L _....n, A- Ail Artist Say- Thlnzl In t “It is a very singular fact," said a be cal artist, “that the human face is the easiest thing to draw in the world. One who had never tried would naturally sup- pose that the exact reverse would be the case, for the reason that there is nothing in nature so mobile and in a sense of the word so varied. It is a trite saying, you know, that it would be impossible to find .. I _ IAA‘- Annr.61w nl:l:n A GIRL AND A PORTRAIT. Roi-sh on the cum Alaska Not Bun-:1. Impervioua. HUMAN FACES. ressxon that Alaska that the soil is bar- This is a mistake. snow moistens am! Seeds Bicycles Bicycles and Hardware... have one. The)" open the clogged pores of the skin and eliminate the uric acid and iaon {tom the blood by envelo‘pirg the y in a hot vapor, opening the millions of t-kin pores. equal to any "Tmh‘sh Bath" which would cost fifty timea as much. It will cleanae all impurities from the skin. will cure pneumonia, eczema. kidney and liver trouble, laprippe, xhruxratism, n‘ n- a. asthma and catanh ; will cure the worst colds and relieve congestion; will give yo: a‘bette’r‘batih than any water on one» h â€" -â€" wm Appeal to Your Intelligence. To the sick, they are 3 ha e89“. ; to the well, a luxury. Every home :1 which cleanliness and health are valued should have om. The}- onen the 9.1an m..- -o Thermal Vapor Bath Cabinets That w'as th'ree years ego and there has never been a spot or pimple on me since. A neighbor advised Burdock Blood Enters, and I am glad I followed his advice. for four bot- tlg completely cured me. :Boys’ Split Boots, size 1 t0 5, r I 90c to $1 goods at 75c iwmgq’g High Grade all pebbk I took doctors’ medicine and various remedies for two years but they were of little benefit, whenever I got warmed up or sweet the pimples would come out agar»- Five years ago my body broke out in white ,wate pimples, which grew so bad at the sut- teging yas almost unbearable. White Watery Pimp les. BBBINSHN X [W *v-vul\ U Egolid insole, regular l.25, now: Women’s Fine Dongola lace or bu é? boots sold at 1.25 to l.40, all 3 have at $l. Women’s Superior] Eg'fgola Kid button and lace b. worth l.50 to L60, our price 3! . 1 Men’s 011 Grain Lace Boots, re ,3 $1.40, now $1.10. Men’s Kipgf Grangers, all hand pegged 302 always $1.25 10 $1.40 now my Men’ Long Boots for spring We ”hand bottomed, $1.75, 190,100 â€"â€"_.. ,4. In The Spring We "guarantee our Grass Seeds first-class in every way. and twee 1mm obnoxious seeds. Pxiccs madmfm We aré seang agents for la‘est and test, bicycles in the. market “'e are handlmg the Clexelard and ‘Velland Vale wheel». Also a {lumber of good second hand bicycles m good repair. The undersigned would intimate to the res dents rf Cambray and vicinity that he has added a fail line of gexeral Hardware, Tinwme and Graniteware. 4. J. w_l_2_erER'UP. 74:Kent'51u James Iqshouse, Special Reductions in IRUNKS and VAUSB SUSSEX ST.. LINfiSAY There is a general putting off 0 general putting on of the New, Yo will need to be looked after, far the all. and Overshoes and such “inter have to be laid aside and seasonable put on. Just no - re special inducements on all lines; _ fomi ‘. n. JAMES, Brechin' P.0.. Ont. m 'AMAN-WARDER ' CAMBBAY. Builders’ Hardware CURTAIX STRETCHER MECHANICS 'I‘HOL: SPAIWZS AND 91 PAINT mt}: PORTLA ND CEMIC GLAZED SEW} IRON AND o “ BALLBE Horse Clippers _,BOKE,L. ALABAsTIxu, JELLSFONI‘: Nt-w ('n'm.» KAISOMINIC ,r. WHITINU. “PRISM BRAND" MIXvJ I’;:’x;t~ vâ€"vvâ€"â€"â€"_ Bud Cos‘, 8mm 0061- C""""’ a W Con-Lunch!” SIGN OF THE MILLS] 66v‘iéiiiévv‘vvvf‘3‘” McLENNA ciENMMt The annual di~play 0!? Beadwear will open on AND WEDNESDAY, 2nd and 31' April. Miss Pogue has this. Spent several weeks in the ‘_ picking up the latcy and beau'iful materials and 91’. posted in the hunt changes modes of Paris and London. stock is much 1 rgenmd tine? ever atc- mpted he re before. ’ mns are assured of the: wry‘ and most. up {Odia‘v in the It much less than town prim o'd customers and mm 3‘ mew use cordially invited. Millinew SOuth Side of Ken?“ LITTLE BRITAIN Lose 1 Fri (6'5 W. H. PMUE CO. §‘“. Hl ARCH LINDSAY "3 '61 ,. Ladies’ hi Grey, B Ladies’ T2 Black, I Q. Ham lg work. Call am Hg done 3 and \V Now th One line ’uinfi in White. ’Lo the follo 13 to F tom. xle. SWEAT RAWHID Team! 2 m:â€" .‘a; and “Al xu

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