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Watchman Warder (1899), 26 Jul 1900, p. 4

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Mnkm- A -nnnn‘r O, Kent St ) VVe’ll tell you in five minutes Wheth-‘r you need glasses or not. Our careful examination will enable us to fit you eyes pexfectly. MGRGAN BROS. THE “:17 V Trent Valley Navigation Go. Caboconk, d‘ED. 6.15 tun. arrnc 0.3.) Nu. sdc. “ 7.15 “ ” 6.45 “ Fenclon Falls. ‘ 8 45 “ " 6 no “ Sturgeon Point, “ 9.00 " “ 4 30 “ Lindsay, arrive 1.“. 10.30 “ Depart 3 3) “ Thne avowed at “‘en Jan Fxlls for bre Connection 9.: anelm F3113 with 7 ak'aat an! tea. 53 mm. train for Toronto. B>bc1hzrn, demrt 615 am. an! 3.13 p. Stuue m Pu'nt. “ . 7.15 “ “ 4.10 " Lindssv, arrive 8.40 “ “ 5 35 “ L‘nisav, d:p Ll't 11.00 “ “ 6.30 “ Surgeon P ‘in*' “ 12.30 p.m. " 7 40 ‘ Bonesxgeun, arrive 1.15 “ “ S. 5 ‘ On hard we b train from Toronto M wad.“ , Wednesday sad Fnday B )bcaa'be m depxr: 7.30 mm. thewmz, " 9.45 -1‘ Bu :khom, “ 11.45 " Burlci :n. arrive 12 45 p.m Blfleith. de urn 10') " Bmkhwr ». damn: 3 30 Chernorrg............. . . l‘ Ticth-kgent. 1 M: as are save! 0n the Estu ion and Ugem'm . 20 Md in Trio t‘ic (em for families may be hsd at reducmi area at he Gite o! the GJmDany, or W. K. -I ‘aniltnn. Ba cu‘wm, U. GouH, Feuelou Falls, or _.A cum-r nan n'nn ann ‘n Vlu't'lu, D‘J bil‘v Lindsay Agent, 6-3.6. 'WiLbER. G.T.R. wan 'l'iCx'ct Agent. EX re 3 once. FILES! PlLES'! PMS! Perrin’s All-Healing Ointment the gteatest thing in the world for Piles and 2.1: itchiness t-f the skin, heals every kind of sore from a common pimple to the most malignant meet, OLD SORES, Salt Rheum, Ezzema. Ringworm, Chapped Hands. Scalds and Burns. 2 3 cents per box. PERRIN’S; ESTURION The man Subsc ibe for Ilanchman-Warder‘ with ruin aygzon, arrive 0.00 p.m. The timely use of glasses has saved the sight of mmy eyes. The student or business man often ignores the pa‘ns which tell of th: need of glasses. Instsndy relieved and}posit1vely cured: Druggists and Opticians, hard we but w'll wait arrivd MANITA SAILINGS OF BOATS Drug Store, Lindsay ‘- (1’10. (um-ran) the Estu ion and Ogemah . MAH Dep u't. Dan w Debut Depart Arrive Le-day, Thursdiy aud saturday Lindsay of evening 10.30 “ 11.30 “ 2.00 p.13. 3.30 " 7.31 (I (L It they lie, the men who tell us in a tone That want is here a stranger and unknown, For where the nearest suburb and t] meet My window sill is level with the Drifting past, drifting past, To the beat of weary teetâ€" While I sorrow for the owners of those faces 1 the street. And cause I have to sorrow in a Lana and fair To see upon those faces stamped the 10c and care; I look in vain for traces o! the fresh 9.: sweet In sallow, sunken faces that are driftir the streetâ€" Drifting on, drifting on, To the scrape of restless feet; I can sorrow for street. A Place For Renting and Mining Trains Without a Pang. “Speaking of the high tension of mod- ern life,” said a New Orleans man of at- fairs, "I am reminded of a little incident that occurred during a visit I paid to Mexico City several years ago. I had planned to take a trip to a neighboring town and was very careful to be at the depot considerably before the time adver- tised for the train to leave so as to take no chances on missing it. As it happen- ed. however, it was half an hour late in starting, and just before it finally pulled out a gentleman, who was evidently an American, came slowly sauntering up, smoking a cigarette. \Vithout hurrying in the slightest degree he reached the platform exactly in time to step aboard the moving car. It was as close a connec- tion as I ever saw in my life. and the amazing imperturbability of the chap piqued my curiosity. " ‘Pardon me,’ said I, after making some pretext for conversation, ‘but were you aware that this train was due to leave half an hour ago?’ ‘Certainly,’ he replied.~ ‘Then how in the world.” I ask- ed, ‘did you happen to strike such a leis- urely gait in coming to the depot?’ ‘Well. I’ve quit hurrying since I came here,’ he answered smilingly. ‘You see, I used to be a broker in Chicago, with a home in the suburbs, and I spent 18 years of my life running to trains. I begrudged every minute I lost from business, and it I got there 30 seconds too soon my conscience reproached me for squandering valuable time. Of course I eventually broke down, as most of ’em do sooner or later, and the doctor gave me a choice or complete rest in California or complete rest in the cem- etery. ' ‘ A IA- l l l l l l l tle on my head. and then and there I swore off on all forms of hurry. Natu- rally I came to Mexico, which is the one place where a man can keep such an oath without seeming eccentric. and at pres- ent I am engaged exclusively in taking things easy. You have no idea how de- lightful it is. My plans never miscarry. because I never make any. and no consid- eration on earth could induce me to get a move on myself.’ . “ ‘But suppose you had missed the train today,’ I suggested. ‘I would have gone tomorrow,’ he replied calmly. ‘or perhaps not at all. Why, my dear sir.’ he said earnestly. ‘missing trains with- out a pang is an exquisite pleasure to a ran who has chased ’em for 18 9.13.1 years! Trains are emblematic of all that is headlong and breathless in modern life; and to grin at the rear platform as it moves away and say, “G’long with you: I don’t care a cuss!” is one of the sweet- est joys I knnw. I love to miss trains.’ “I often think of that happy exile,” said the :peaker, sighing. “I believe he has solved the oroblem of life.” DEV-J- “ ‘I chose California and was just be ginning to find out what a good thing life really was when some fool friends tempt- ed me to go into a railroad scheme, and in two months I was on my back again. That time the doctor used language. He drew a little picture of physical and mental wreckage that made my hair bris- Naming the Pudding. Kate’s place was in the dining room, says the Worcesterflfl‘nxette. speaking of vâ€"v a “model servant." She was not the cook. but she had a fine talent for des- serts and often went into the kitchen to make up some special dainty. So it happened that when the mistress had a clerical dinner, with the bishop and two or three other churchmen, Kate was the author of the pudding. She was very much pleased when the bishop praised the dish and the other clergynien echoed his opinion. but she masked her enjoyment of the situation behind the solemn face which she always Wore when waiting on the table. "Pray tell me.” said the bishop. “what is the name of this wonderful pudding?" “I really don't know,” said the mis- tress. ““‘hat is the name or it, Kate?” K ate. very proud of the importance beâ€" stowed upon her, but with features un- moved, said: “Well, ma'am. to tell ye the truth, I’ve been so busy today that I hadn’t time to name it. But, sure, with so many of the reverend clergy here this evening, it’ll not be long before ’tis chris- tened.” streetâ€" Cheated. After the guests were gone the bride looked over the wedding presents very rarefully and then sat down and began to weep. V. "r' “Why, my darling," exclaimed the groom as he gathered her in his arms. “what is the matter? It seems to me that our friends have remembered us very handsomely. I don’t know of a sin- gle one of them who hasn’t given some- thing, and most or the presents are Very nice ones too.” “Yes,” she sobbed, “b-b-but there are no t-t-two alike, and I had been co-count- ing on the t-f-fun I would have taking duplicates b-“ack and canine monev for them i”â€" In Use. - Mamma (at the breakfast table)-â€"You always ought to use your napkin. Geor- .Jie. Georgieâ€"I am using it, mamma. I’ve got the dog tied to the leg or the table w ith it. A certain philosopher used to thank God when he had the gout that it was not the toothache, and when he had the toothache he gave thanks because he had not both complaints at once. A boy can‘t understand why his mother :s so pleasant when a guest breaks a dish and sm'mks him for evon cracking cue. ‘ FACES IN THE STREET. NO HURRY IN MEXICO. â€"â€"Henry Lawson in London the owners of the faces in the traces of the fresh and fair and faces stamped the look of want faces that are drifting through to sorrow in a land so young who promstinates struggles suburb and the city proper and that miserl"5 loud. decisiVL Mrs. Barney Williams has given ~1'O to the fund for the Actors’ home in $Neaw York. â€"The Misses Norton of Norwich C have given $20_,000 to the Kingfiéhefrtla 11) Congregahonal coHege to found a chapeL Belle Boyda the famous Confederate yvoxnnn spy, dled suddenly the other day m lelme, \Vis., where she had gone to deliver a lecture. Mrs. Louise Chandler Moulton has gone abroad. She will visit Paris during the summer if health permits, but will re- main most of the season in England. Miss Elizabeth Smith of Derby, Conn., a millionaire in her own right, has be- come a stenographer at a small salary, believing that it is the duty of every W0- man to work. Mrs. Potter Palmer has organized an admirable service to give information to American women who desire to see the Paris exposition without waste of time, energy or money. Lady Granville Gordon, who is dead in London, was the first woman of society to start a millinery shop, an example which has since become quite a fad on both sides of the water. Mrs. Greenleaf, wife of Colonel C. R. Greenleaf, has succeeded in opening an American library in Manila for the use of American soldiers, sailors and citizens. It contains about 4,000 volumes, many of them soiled and worn, but greatly en- joyed by both officers and men. For 33 years Mrs. Ellen Lucas of Omaha lived in a very modest dwelling house, and even the members or her own family did not know that she was pos- sessed of wealth. After her death a son found in a bureau drawer a fortune of $40,000 bonds. Mrs. Baden-Powell, mother of the hero of Mafeking, is a remarkable woman. As a girl she astonished her teacher by her aptitude for mathematics. and at the age of 10 so fond was she of astronomy that she used to creep out at night through the garden of her father’s ob- servatory to work at the telescope. China can no longer be reckoned with Is an inert factor in the world. Her multitudinous peonle must soon be ruck- oned with. Talking of China’s dowager empress. it may be deep down to the foundation of this trouble, but a woman appears to be at the bottom of it.â€"Philadelpliia Times. It China is to be dismembered by the powers of Europe. the empress will have at least one satisfaction. 'Iungry dogs invariably fight over a boneâ€"San Fran- cisco Call. It is said that the powers will not dis- member or partition China. Perhaps they can’t. Did you ever think of that? \tht can be done with 400,000,000 people?â€" Atlanta Constitution. If the powers have any force or energy to expend in China they should use it in restoring Emperor Kwang Hsu to the throne and putting an end to the buueful influence of the empress dowuger.â€"In- dianapolis Journal. China aroused and armed would be more than a match for the rest of the world. China may be divided. but it will be difficult to destroy her. China has a recorded civilization dating back thou- sands of years beyond the tlood. She has discovered, develtmed. lived and outlived most of the boasted triumphs of the nine- teenth century 'ho The private library of the late Justice Stephen W. Field has been presented by his widow to Stanford university. A year‘s leave of absence has been granted to Professor George D. Olds of Amherst college. to begin with the open- ing of the fall term. Professor Olds will sail with his family early in the fall to spend the year in study and travel abroad. Dr. Francis Preston Venable, who has been elected president of the University of North Carolina. is at present professor of chemistry in that institution. He is a native of Virginia and is said to possess many of the requisites for a SUCCL‘SSful college president. Some of the western newspapers are ridiculing the order for a course of agri- cultural instruction in the public schools on the ground that the average Kansas boy and girl know more about practical farming than the average pedagogue could find out in ten years. Keep old white kid gloves to wear at night when it is desired to whiten or soften the hands. If any lotion is up plied, its contact with white gloves leaves no stain, as sometimes happens when black or colored gloves are worn. Better than tin cans for keeping the tea and cofiee are the ordinary glass fruit jars. The tops should be tightly screwed on. It is a mistake to keep tea and coffee in too warm a closet. as their flavor is best preserved in a cool, dark place. Greasy and slimy sponges can be made perfectly clean by allowing them to stand for an hour in :1 pan of very hot water in which a teaspoont’ul of salt and a piece of soda the size of a walnut have been placed. Rinse thoroughly in clear, cold water. The supreme court of North Carolina affirmed the right of county and munici- pal authorities to enforce compulsory vaccination. According to a decision of the Ken- tucky court of appeals it one annoys a dog while the animal is eating and gets bitten in consequence the victim is guilty of contributory negligence and cannot re- cover damages. Chicago has already wasted enough money repairing her old river to have built a new one.â€"â€"Detroit News. The Chicago river has been improved to such an extent that one may now fall into it withgut fracturing his skull.â€" MATRON AND MAID. THE CHINESE CRISIS. THE WATCHMANâ€"WAHDER: LINDSAY. ONT in greenbacks and government HOUSEHOLD HINTS. THE CHICAGO RIVER. THE PEDAGOGUE. LAW POINTS. It II Very Nice. but It Will Make You a Chronic Dyspeptic. Perhaps the least understood of human maladies is dyspepsia. Turn ’to one standard lexicon and you will find this: “Dyspepsiaâ€"See Indigestion.” Turn to another and you will see this: “Indiges- tionâ€"See Dyspepsia.” Read all you can find on both subjects and all you will know may be set down thus: Dyspepsia is indigestion and indigestion is dyspep- sia. Bread is said to he the staff of life. Possibly that is true. Bread fresh made is responsible for all the indigestion and dyspepsia. Eat it hot and be a chronic invalid. Everybody in the south was dysâ€" peptic until northern bakers settled there after the war and made bread that was eaten cold. Talk about your “beat his- cuit” and your “soda iéz” rolls, your hot pone and your Sunday loaf heated over to melt butter. It sounds old fashioned and aristocratic, maybe, but it is death by slow degrees of torture. Bill Scott, the coal baron of Erie, watched a young man out one day and remarked, “I’d give $1,000,000 for your stomach.” He knew nothing about the ‘ youth’s stomach, for one cannot judge by ithe appetite. As a matter of fact, this ' 1 v . 4A . . i-'\l\‘\L‘1n SIUW ucbnuyu v... -v--w, , Bill Scott, the coal baron of Erie, watched a young man eat one day and remarked, “I’d give $1,000,000 for your stomach.” He knew nothing about the youths sunnach,for one cannotjudge by the appetite. As a matter of fact, this hearty eater was a martyr to dyspepsia, and his abnormal capacity for food was but the outward evidence of his trouble. He and Scott had the same malady, but in a different form. The millionaire could not eat at an tvhluaut the severest pains. IIe spentinany thousands of donars for medicinal help and medical advice and died of starvation and gastritis. If he had.never eaten bread,itis probalde that he never would have known dyspepsia. Prevention of the national disorder may be acconnphshed in no other vvay; eat no bread. _ ‘ ‘ 3 --L mol‘A It you are bound to eat bread, eat matâ€" zos. They are made of the purest flour that can be had, and they contain no leaven. If you are bent upon eating bakers’ bread, either loaves or rolls, let it remain in the bread box a week or ten days until decomposition or fermentation has done its work of purification; then soak in cold water a minute or two and heat in the oven until quite dry and light. Who eats beef killed last night for today’s breakfast? Who has roasted for dinner an aged hen killed in the fore- noon? The cannibal. “'ho drinks beer the day it is brewed or whisky the day it is distilled? Who wants champagne a week old? “’e must learn that fresh bread is unripe or unseasoned bread. Time must be given for the processes of nature to render it digestible. nu “ ‘This is our business.’ said my friend, waving the lookout off. ‘Xow.’ he went on, addressing the little man, ‘we will just step outside and see whose it is.’ “I thought I had seen a ‘guerrillu,’ one of those chaps around a game who are watching to catch a sleeper. slip the checks, and knowing that somebody would be killed if the two men went out- side. I put my hand on my friend's shoul- der and announced that the guerrilla had pinched the bet. The guerrilla promptly stl'uek me in the jm' and I Went over. but was right up agein. and he came for me with a big knife. I caught at his arm and got the knife, which ripped my hand up. but I held on until somebody hit the guerrilla with a stool and knocked him senseless. A dozen pistol shots were fired during the scrap. ‘just to shoo the th'es out.’ some joker said, but I was worse hurt than anybody else. “ ‘You ought to have minded your own business,’ said the old fellow who dressed my wounded hand. 7.“ ‘But I wasn’t going to see my friend robbed and kiiled.’ l protested. “ ‘Mebbe,’ v. as the sage reply. ‘but \ou’ll have all vou can do to keep out of trouble mindin )our oxxn business in this countxy. and let this be a “main to you.’ “As it turned out, i was right. and my friend and the little man shook hands. “"0 got the $20 frv' the guerrilla and that same night t1“.- uys wrecked his cabin and drove him out of the camp.” The Spirit Medi nml. The Occasional Visitorâ€"I have noted that these clever spirit mediums who can make chairs and miscellaneous furni- ture dance a hornpipe always call in a very material drayman when they want to move the piano. The Artistâ€"You recollect the French- man who asked an Irish medium to pro- duce the spirit of Voltaire? Voltaire came forth, much to his admirer’s delight. It was Voltaire complete in every detail. The Frenchman began an animated con- versation in their native tongue. The shade did not respond. At last the Frenchman grew exasperated and turned to the medium. “Not can ze great Voltaire converse?" “Of course he can, ye heathen. if ye will stop that furrin lingo and talk good English. Do ye take him for a frog eater?”â€"Rounseville Wildman’s “As Talked In the Sanctum.” Juut the Point. Freddy does not often have an idea. but when he does he sticks to it tena- ciously. For instance. he came out with this conundrum the other day with a glow of self conscious pride: “Why is an eagle like a man '2” Everybody gave it up, when Freddy ex- claimed with a chuckle: “Because it is baldheaded.” “But," said somebody. “all eagles are not baldheaded.” “Thht’s just it,” responded Freddy. “Neither are 31} men baldheaded.” A Good Loner. “John,” she asked. “do you ever play poke; {01: profit?" poker for profit?" “No.” he replied thoughtfully: “the game serves as mv way a! being charita- ble.” I would rather be called the children’s friend than the world’s, hingeâ€"B. T. Bar- MIND OT FRESH BREAD. YOUR OWN BUSINESS. GENERAL AGENT, THE Mowers Ask our Agent t9 sbpw vou the New 85:." . - -â€"_- vu - 3‘ Patented Ball ‘Befiirng Knife Clip. Supp‘ded only when specially ordered. r We also manufacture the best and most complete 1:..e of Cultival and Seeding Implements on Earth, compri<ing Spring Tooth Culri 01's, (fitted With grain and grass sowing attachments if desired.) Spring Spike Tooth Harrows, Disc Harrows, Grain Drills. 4:1: kinds. HI Rakes, (friction and ratchet dump,) etc., etc. If you need any thing m our line send or our 1900 Illustrated C23: ....... s-' » ' will find it very much to your interest to do 50. THE NOXON C0., L’td., lngersell, 0n: This store has; grown beyond the ordinary general store businoas. 2:: the 10 d9partmenbs will be found many lines of goods not genera-1‘3 “.33 Stock outside of town stores, where only special goods beionging 13:th part-men: are kept. You are reasonably sure of securing 311 articles “5‘ ex. ea: Millinerv. that are to be found in a Dry Goods, Hardware. F35 Goods. Grocery. Boot and Shoe. Stationery. Clothing, Lrockef.‘ Flour glad Feed acorP. ALL UNDER ONE ROOF. Th1; 113653583“ savmg m nhe case of selling goods, as well as saving in cost of bu mg- --Best quality English Prints, regular 13c kind â€"-Exlra quality heavy body 313w {or 100 â€"Balance stock P.K’s. Fancy Muslins I 3c to me, all go at 106. â€"Straw Hats, two lots at 50 and 150 each, were 25c to $1. â€"â€"Blouses, all in stock go at 250 each. were sec to $1. ~Remnants Tweeds, odd lengths 250 to 50c a yard, half price. â€"-New Fall Geods will soon be arriving, and no stocks will be carried over. Had about 300 yards Prints on table cut to 5 cents that were all sald in one day, but above lines will be out on 'sale MONDAY MORNING, JULY 20TH. and will be sold at above prices till cleared out. ‘ â€"Blnder Twines â€"Full stocks of all kinds ‘ lrept on-hand during harvest. â€"Fouks, Rakes, Scythes. Snaths, Binding Gloves soft Ian, at 250 pair. Every night except Saturday the store closes at -CROCK ER\'â€"\Ve have not. â€"ergains in many on: ' 1:: v.- . :, ' 1:. £1 harvest llachlnery, specs“ m ~ a gallon 4. 59;: i aoout Crockery for some 323:1“: because we cannot supply 8 “at“ ment in DINNER SETTS, T35: and TOILET SETTS A $163312; has been a blue patzern 1n 0:“ You can get any piece, or as? “ft: pieces desired‘ or make up a :5; in moderate prices Helm" if”: cups and Saucers. planes 5 fig“ pitchers, bowls. tea. 521:5: r'“““"‘ table dishes, etc. . ‘ lines. “9 . enough quantities of each IO‘IPSf’; kinds of Dry Goods, lhal W‘s L A interest when visitinfz the 51m“ see them. 8 o‘clock Oxford Clipper, Oak “food’s Departmen ta] S tore ALI. SIZES With Roller and Ball Bearings. Serrated Ledger Plates if desired. ‘ xhaugh not the oldest. Company in Ca! ads, has in the year 1899 putstripped all her rivals in the Canadian field in writing the largest amount of new business. At the dose of the first six months, ending June 30 h, we are infosmed our new bu=iness writzcu, pmmium and inierest receipts, exceeds that If any hkc period in any other yea: in the bi~lovy of the Cc mpany. Fur iLermation abaut piam. see or mine R. Campbell, 0:}. W.Gmin, Special Attractions for Next Week as Follows": FRONT AND REAR CUT HOG-G- 3303-, Lindsay. The North American Life“ in the market, and the chm according to quality. He pays cash for all his g best discounts, and can We a chasers right prices Pm. and bat terms. '. LoaAm '. LOGAN PIANOS, ORGANS AND I70 Kent-St. West. Lindsay SELLS THE BEST‘ New parlors. H. cannon HE Confection! and Fruit W (In dean West ofGofigh’s' ““4 ' NOXO‘ NEW VICTO ’BIVDER CREAM Highest Drive Wham Brass Boxes. Roller Bearinzs, Seventh Roller for Eleven, All the latest and best. improve‘ has been a. blue pattern You can get any piece, or pieces desireds Or make up moderate prices Heavy Clips 8nd Saucers. plums 5 pitchers, bowls. tea. sens, table dishes, etc. snout UOCKCI) w. Wmv , because we cannot supply 8 ”‘1”! men: in DINNER SETTS. T55...‘ and TOILET SETTS A 5.919%: our. has bccn a blue pattern in Van non nn' nnv niece. or my mum”: JULY 26TH} , 5% FT. “1361mm Best in T0“ Everything fir“ OakWOoq ...36 i â€"Me: -â€"Me â€"Big .LOt Mill Mill

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