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Watchman Warder (1899), 11 Aug 1904, p. 6

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5‘6 “I A"! With care: let 10! have “0. Put aside your labors. Leave trouble ct home “Mum!“ And break for the tan timber. Leave your books on the Ibo". To look atter themselvall And Gowhereyoucnnwoonlrutu closer view Are a. few Dingroeablo femur-- Crawlinx cream Bugs, ants, Plants With stickers and mu With stings! But contact with that sort In part of the sport. And do a few §0ther restful things. :It brings EBack youth again. Or at least make: you feel ten iYears younger. 80 haste away. gDon’t delay, éFor, dear gue, plcnicn come but thirty or forty tines “Mrs. Bixley niust have the servant girl problem on the brain. She talks about it all the time.” “She is only trying to make folks think she keeps a servant. I happen to know a woman who visits at her home.” The queen of heart: she made some a: All on a. summer's day. The king of hearts he ate those tarts And had dyspepsia. “Blifkins has 'sat for an hour and let old Borus tell about the smart tricks of his children.” “Must want to borrow money: from “â€" “From the way yofi'are 111 scratched up you must have had a fight with a wildcat.” “No, with a barb wire fence.” “Pa. can straw talk?” “Certainly not.” “Then how cu: It tell you how the wind blows '2” Thousands of men who don’t do It know how to «$1312:an The air feels t xrw when you have a new 1 feels it you haven’t out. log-kswgis canscience In his trunk Wm making out his ewe-{twat Some people are 1137!!! dram the _ # 1‘. “m. a. year. Nothing New. At phonograph: man marvels not.- Though wongous it appeart. â€"â€"-â€"A I-C- ‘A. For D, 'L'DUU‘U. "UL-UAvâ€"w .. “r: ’or he has. children. cast his tot With woman, 10. then. yearl. m by Duncanl. Smith. uni tfien stepplnz Cheapest V3? Willing to Wait. “What is the matter with your wife?" “Her tongue is 981‘ alyzed. Cure be: u slowly as you can, 400‘ tor, because her sys- tem will not stand I shock.” made some tart! nature It Ira over Undo Samis apoor mutant“.- He did not make the Panama mun. company give trading stamp! with m likewise. A woman not 0111; has the last word, but she usually has ”39 fifty or hun- dredprecedlngthelastone. out A man never 1' playing thg races. 1th!!! The! cat beneath a maple tree. Buck in a. nook where none could see. And when a. star shot through the air. 01 eqmo he kissed her. which we: felt. Tooflowthestarstelltromtheeky. So he allot! In a firefly, And later on. more bliss to gain. Spied tar the headlight of a. train. An mtomobfle scorching near I. new occasion for good cheer: It has five lights the way to 11nd. And for good measure one behind. But, Jumping Caesar! Oh, yum, yum! 800. mm torchlight marchers com And halt : few rods from their tree ma. 1; yet another side. we only heu- tbout it from the standpoint of use." has, run “areal-ache 'mmb‘dom u ; vegetarian- 1e fiveâ€"cs, according to his own rt, but be frequently camel about even.” ASnapForHimf Pointh'". the summer Plaything. “Primitive man had to get alonz without the auto- mobile.” “Yes, but he had a. club w h i c h. to My while much cr '1', was quite eflective.” hand to drive a I yum. yum! archer. coma . We can: crud« #â€" Gopyrltht, 1904. by Duncan IL Smith. PERT PARAGRAPHS- It is said that ’tis love that make. the world go round, but money chases it pretty fast too. â€" Some people always wear an air of meekness on the same principle that others hedge on a bet. j bachelor’s idea or a man-lea wou- an is a female at the head of the stairs with a club in her hand at 2 o'clock in the morning. There are people in would dearly love to did not cost anything. “As soon as a little girl is able to talk ahe begin! giving lesson. in pro- priety to the boys about her. long to sperm her money as it takes her to make up her mind what shall be the color scheme of the expenditure. A tramp never takes a telescope to look for work, no matter how anxious he may be to find it. i .â€" The average man is never so happy as, when he has succeeded along some line, in putting another man out of Humor ma Philosophy bustneu. I! he hasn't one or his own. u boy, «Inns matches has to hire a sick moth- cuupartot motocklntrado. tion to manna“: tea market. Sold only in said lead packets- (for Japan tea. m). 256., 3°C., 4“” in/tm n which 631130.: 1” The surest VI! of always know- Ing just how you stand financially Is to spend 8 doi‘ lar as soon a you get it. in this world who to be liberal if It mmwm l Accidents will happen, particularly it a gun is carrying no accident Insur- lace. When it 13 not the regular run! len- Ion in Manchurla it is raining Ihelll. Scood'ln the Way. “I would give up smoking it it wen not for one thing." “What's thatâ€"cigars?" Modern young men do not go end at the father for his daughter. They tnke the girl first and then ask the old mu what he is going to do about it. ‘ Po: Hat Not Any. She simply could not sand for Inn And said that toxy gent- Who 391de fly: language of tho an. AL 1â€"4... “-0- To chuo the festive butterfly On n‘ht, elusive win“ And from the little busy b0. Collect n bunch of sum? To phy ball 1n the vacant 10‘ Until the day had fled And slumber like a hired all When in your mac bed? To lost ground the star. 0:- ramble tar and never he" To 'top to do the chm-ea? Ion can't always judge the excul- hnce or the show by the crowd_ on an outside. Amy contractors seldom publicly complain mt rem 11c- m woeful. A 9110 of wood and a urine! In tho back you! is 3 good enough hint tot-tho Ema Just like Black, Mixed, and Green 50s., Gas. or 80¢. per lb. PARAGRAPHS: m mum no. -vâ€"a-vvâ€" mLLWbonâ€"An kinds. Phone UMBERâ€"A11 kinds, Rough J â€"vâ€"â€"vâ€"_, ”.mhosafleddownuwmo Daywith'rhal. He would m every Hon who cum aloanPolnflnthdlytothoAP- MW”. “Them In from Hy County." Ivoty Wm who would stop . to Liston ro- oelved the nun. Valuable Into:- bulk. m5 ”5“"- "â€"v resh Lime. Paris and C Cement. 9135““ harcoal. in sack or‘ Whinuwatnomeutthem“ theWeakthqwmtheOnly'n‘m‘” tho am that be mud to PM Hallâ€"Bo boa In a A991! Country. . BAKER Agent and W. Nor it it to be wom ed. at that she games in rapture on a. gem so ram. See its fellow u lcCcrty’a jewelry store. Showing exquisite wedding and birthday 8'“. Wmning altogether out o! the ordinary. No misrepresentation Every ”tide fully warranted. Splen- did stock of watches and jewelry u: “a-.. distinctly low. A large stock the ordinary. N0 ”1‘5"?” Em article fully warm-m did stock of “wedges and prices distinctly low. A ‘J of new goods for wedding 65mm. 1904. by Dunc“ 1“ 8”“ m rmcmas | For them of “cm“ “m” :man muhtdnutuwenbecurd” lone ”can medicine a to ““9“ [communal tor 9:0th 9°” ”‘a flaming.“ fibula-mu 0::de jeumverqu- m on umkilltul M m a without bum {or 1 poor orphan "w ather and no mother.” mmafiwww Winds“! ”nevi-bowie" warns“. mmmwmd‘y' \‘ u”(finunxunnunnr I’ll not luau: now (or m! mmmwkm cal: ‘. McCarty L ya” you!“ new hat. {in p00!!!” Smith. gins just think!!! tint ‘ 'oflld cit War a: Toklo. ”m thl 612 Run: Inhimh] arts t“ fa am minded. 10¢ London Iron Po lore: wl: now out: two-thin aunt] Tome, “ch! .1 the Box: Wiscoun 1 arrived ' a tow tr m 01500. Stat.‘ f an a?”

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