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ock town- con. 14.. ng Svil. , stone new driv- d house. ek runs bearing am. well' artixznars In]? 11,- 5-0: I5 pm. ‘ 70 trees. hity small hion from per of 301,. ’apply at 140 4% ~4- kier c with all r works. 5, C01). 11 houSe. goOd table" We]! l stat-1mg, hog Del, V of Watér. VJVO farms. ‘ : school, convenient, apply to . 1513)‘ P. Lrge new Ight ; vary is office .4 th ha}! lot contam 8- Situated “119.szch This is 3 -good farm AF‘Dh to R. mises. Bo'x -tf. Dakwood a: house *. Good yg ho uSe, jde. For 6th. 1906‘ x 18. :3 p.111. brick , 8 0 JOHN quarter. . contain- 11' LC s in tent well- n 1 Fan- house and on un- Dr. A. L. Hal Wong. the first Chi- nese girl to graduate from a. Common cone“. has just gone to her home In th Celestial Empire. On the Sunday afternoon prior to her departure she held a reception at the «home of Rev. Dr. ”phenol-n. Cur “not. to I! {pt-even to her many friends. say. Tile Tm World. was Wong is a. native of She-sh]. where her tather was the first leave preacher o! the Amateur one cub“; foot weighs 536 grains, 01‘ something less than one and a quarter ounces. The above experiment on the weight; or air ls supposed to be made at the surface or the eat with the temperature at 50 degrees F. Heated air, or air at high elevations, In much lighter. _- . fact that the weight of the vessels is 1 increased slightly by filling them with g ulnpressed air and that such vessels 4' become spec'idcally “lighter” as soon 3 as the air contained in them is ex-j hansted. Many elaborate experiments ' on the weight of air have proved that' I Welxhhc Contact Air. The weight of air has often been test- ed by compressing it in receptacles by me air pump. That it really has weight when so compressed Is shown by the )reeaed by government order, as in more recent times seamen had to cut- ter in like manner. Henry VIII. also issued warrants for the impressment of children with good voice: for the choir: of the cathedrals, and in Eliza- beth's time children with the proper qualification for her majesty‘s choirs were taken from their parents without ugly compensation being given to the When Hunlchn- Were Smoo- In these days of conservatories and music schools, when each house has its piano or its organ, to say nothing of devotees to the comet, violin and ban- jo, it seems strange to assert that then ever was a time when musicians were in demand, yet such was really the case. “In the fifteenth century.” says Mr. Henry M. Brooks in his “Old- en Time Music," "musicians were so ; scarce in lhgland that they were im- 6 )ressed by government order, as int more recent times seamen had to euro x ter in like manner. Henry VIII. also issued warrants for the impressment -9 .mmmn with annd vnims rm- the As lawn specimens fruit trees are nearly always disappointing. They have more insect enemies and tungous diseases than first class ornamental trees and shrubs. It you spray them they are unsightly: it you do not your lawn is covered with wormy fruits. which look bad and smell worse. The peach is a short lived, delicate tree which is particularly subject to San Jose scale. Plums and cherries are ‘ sure to yield wormy fruit unless you jar the curculios out of them long be- : tore breakfast or unless you let the chickens run beneath the trees. Both are violent suppositions for a ~home lawnâ€"Country Life In America. We can't understand why people try to deceive others. but cannot under- Itand why they should try to decelvo manselves, as so many seem to do. The trouble is when we do things far our friends we do things we want to Instead of what they would be plow ed to have us do. It is a bad plan to seek to make a good impression by following every statement with an apology. THEGURNEYFOUN’DRYCOJJW Tomato Montreal Hamilton Winnipeg Calgary Vancouver For sale by KEYS MORRISON. Lindsay. Agents. There is no such thing as a secret. A reasonable probability is the only certainty. Men who have violated the law any It in not hard to do. Etomance ls like fire-if you play with it you are liable to be burned. There is too little attention given to two mighty important words, “Don’t ten." :er." TH‘I': WATCHMAN-WARDER, AUGUST 16th. 1906 POINTED PARAGRAPHS. $901; range, .Keeps E112“. A ted pure iglrâ€"DBY __'._.v_ r._‘ . airâ€"constantly moving DOWNWARD through the ovqn, over the‘bakipg food, and out up the chimney. When it enters the oven it’s hot and dry; when It leaves it, it’s wet air,â€" carries with it all the moiSo ture, all the odors, but NONE of the juices of the food that’s being baked. A Clevel- Student. llad Hoard Pups Say It. 7 m Schoolteacheteâ€"Willle. can you an me the. meaning of leisure? The Bflzht Pupil-41f: the place where man- . A Natural lnlereneo. f -For no other reason than that hll : poultry book told him to feed lime he , siavishly fed lime and asked himself ' no questions. [i The hens were variously atrected. ; The Leghorn: found difficulty In t keeping their hot Italian blood from 1 open revolt. The (behins. with true oriental apathy. said it was fate any- Mince hi the bank?” “Nope. not a cent." “Shake, old chap. I’m married my. lo Back Action. Mr. Gladstone .knew how to admit that he was in the wrong. On one oc- caslon he did so candidly and hand- somely. as becomes a gentleman. But he pmtermd to keep clear or the neces. city for apologies and had scant belief In their enlcacy. “You can't 'nnpull a man’s nose." he once said to his prl. vate secretary. Sir Algernon West. 'way. But the old Plymouth Rock 11an the American sense of humor. “He thinks we’re going to lay bricks,” zhe cackled. it is not. I may add, claimed that the incident caused the foundation of the ; Order of the Garter. but only that it ‘ gave Edward [11. the idea for naming the order which he had resolved to found in any case. In the absence or any other solution than that which ; rests on these shadowy foundations Q i think we may still go on accepting the i pretty legend. but I repeat my expres- ; slon of dissatisfaction with the popular histories that they should leave such matters as this severely alone-Lon- don Sphere. , Knew no: .' . . Ian. “I pmnme you spend all you make?” “No; I don't spend a tenth of It.” «Then you must have a nice little One of the Wonder. of Physics. An experienced mechanic who was asked what be regarded as the most wonderful thing for general utility re- plied: "The tracking of a car wheel is the most wonderful thing to me in the whole range of science and invention. Here are two rails, uphill and down- hill. round the sharp curves and along false tangents. and upon them fly at more than a mile a minute, without jar or joetle, a dozen heavy cars drawn by an engine weighing sixty tons. Passen- gers realize no danger, yet there is only the little flange of a wheel be tween them and eternity. An inch and a half or steel turned up on the Inner side or the wheel holds up Bio whole train as securely to the rails as if it were bolted there in grooves." u (wr-' rary authority on the reign of Edward 111.. while he has much to say about the order In his hundredth chapter, does not refer to it. and Nicholas’ad- mits that this tells very much against the supposed origin of the story. but Frolssart may have thought the matter too trivial to relate. By the way. I feel very much aggrieved that G. C. Macau- lay in the abridged volume of Froissart that he pubi'shed through the Macmil- lans should have ruthlessly cut this hundredth chapter. Raphael Holinshed, a chronicler, who died in 1580. tells the story in detail and says the lady was the queen. which surely rather spoils the signlflmnce of the legend. Sir Harris Nicolas him- self thinks the story is not Improbable, although he nrges the fact that Jean Froissart, who is the best contempt» The tale of the ensign and name of the order were first told by .Polydore Vergil (1470-1555), who wrote in the time of Henry VII. and Henry VIII. and who 'said that enlady was “the queen or the king's mistress." Segar. whose work, “Honor. Military and Civil." appeared in 1602, 250 years aft- er the ' der was founded, was the first to say that it was the Countess of Sal- isbury. Other ’L. ..ers say that it was the Countess of Kent. John Anstis (16691744), garter king of arms, who published several heraldic works, ridi- cules the whole story. He confesses that an author of Henry VI.'s time. who wrote in Latin and» whose work is now entirely lost. upheld it. [88' “History of the Orders of Knight- hood," where I found a delightful mass of contradictory authority produced. Hide Your Fruit Treel. lonsly wroudzt in heaven above and In the earth beneath in six am and seven nights I do swear flat I '11]. without respect of favor or tdmdnhlp. love or gain. consanguinity or canny. envy or malice. execute the is“ d this Isle justly between our mm- lord the king and his subjechwlflfln this Isle. betwixt party all pub, u indlmeg'enfly u the herring’s backbone doflnfiamthomidstofthefld."' ' Is .50 quaint as to deserve printing. [trans thus: “By this book and tho holy content: thereof and by the m dertul works that God huh miracu- lously wrought in heaven m Ill! against one's fire! going out. Money paid to a ferryman is tel-tinge, but money paid to a cabman ll not cabbagO.â€"Chicago News. mm or Lang-Tue. While a deiegntion is a bunch of del- egates, an amputntion is not a collec- tion or amputates or n precipitation a number of precipitates. A clothesline is a rope to hang clothes on, but hanging checks on a chetlino would be both risky and eccentric. Horse cars are so called because they are drawn by horses, yet no amount of horse hauling could make the ordinary. radish a horseradish. Though an ice chest is. undeniably a chest for ,the retention of ice, no one would think of storing hair in a hair trunk or zinc in a zinc one. - While life insurance provides an in- demnity ngainst the going out of we’- "‘ The very sails are singing A song not of the wind; A fire-dance ls creaming Our wake that runs behind. ‘ At the present tlzme only .two com- panies are actually at work. the Cau- dian Copper Co. and the Mond Co "Both." says the report. “seem to ho fairly establlshed with good mine. and ‘ satisfactory method: of snorting and lrcflnlng the ore. so that the tutun ,ohould be prosperous." . . , . “The only real competitor or Oahu-lo u a ; nickel producer is the French pend colony. New Caledonia. ll tho Soot) Under the greening willow ‘Wmders a golden cry: Oriole April up In the world With morning day goes by. The judicial oath In the Isle of Mn All the questing soul's beneath; . Pen: and (mod In one white wing, laying than above the dime- Of the so... All the qule of the Icon Slumber: n my sea-bird's m Where it settles dowp the verge- Later. in speaking of the {nu-glue! deposits. Prof. Coleman says: “Then- include the Creighton mine. owned by the Canadian Copper Co. whichunn) safely be calle the greatest nickel mine in the world. having nlrendy produced pmbably more than 500.000 tons of rich ore. and. as it is supposed tmm the re- sults of diamond drilling. having mil- lion: of tons in reserve." All the zest of all the age! Shimmer: In my secâ€"bird'- Pllckedng above the nurses Of the get. We are the Wind‘s own brothers. Sorrow and joy and I; But’thou are the hope of marrow. That shall be by and by. “The Sudbury nickel field bu long been known as the most import-.11! source of that metal in America. It not in the world, but the work of the its! three years has brought out more and more strikingly- the unique character oi this mining region. It hes been proved that all the ore deposits of my econo- mic impel-tame are st or near the out- er margin of s huge laccolithic sheet of eruptive rock a mile and I. quarto. thick. thirty-six miles long and seven- teen miles wide. This sheet is non in the form or a. host-shaped syncllno with its pointed end to the southwest and {ts square end to the northeast The rock composing this sheet is no- flte at the outer (end lower) edge. merging into granite or grsno-diorite u the inner (upper) edge. The ore bodiea are round the margin of the nor-ite. or along dikeiike offsets from it, and ham evidently segregated from the rock while still molten. though they may have undergone later rearrangement by circulating water." Like an awakening $13!; With the wild. wild heart Out of the virgin quiet In all the shining splendid White moonflower of the ‘0‘ Ther‘e’l not a runnel sleeping For ecstasy of thee. In a chapter devoted to the nus a! nickel it ls pointed out that Switzer- land. Austria-Hungary end Frame within the last few years have adopted pure finickel lnstead of the nickel-cop- per alloy for their coinage. The pure metal does not tarnish or change color. but keeps bright and attractive. and. an it ls harder. the Imprint stands wens much better. "It is more dlmcnlt ts counterfeit, since the mlntlnz requires more powerful presses.” “Why." asks Prof. Coleman. “should not Canada. thq producer of half. the nickel of the world replace her ugly cents by clean. untnr- nlshnble nickel coins. almost as hand- some as sllver and much more durabld Canada ls presently to have n mint and It should begin lts work by colnln. one~cent end nve- cent pieces of pure nickel: making use at a. distinctlvel) madinn Inc-tut" In his Introduction Prat. Coleman who speaks in terms of praise at the “stance given him by Messrs. It. '1‘. Cuber-t. W. E. B. Carter. formerly secretary of the Bureau of Mines. s number of Government 0mm end others. says 1!: part: Suggestion Mvaneod by Prof. Colon. .â€"An Interesting Report. The famous Sudbury nickel held is described In part three of the report 0! the Bureau of Mines. just issued. It embodies the final report at Prof. A. P Coleman on the results or the field work which he has eon-led on for the past three summers. with “the (mice! of determlnlng in detail the boundariel of the nickel-bearing rock, and of ex- amining the geological relationships oi the knawu ore bodies. special attention belng given to working mines.” A journeyer am I. PURE NICKEL COINAGE. â€"-Buu Cm rtnouwnu our novel'dn mm within WWII-abut Nth-day” respond. In othet woids. there are but tour any: or the 865 In which the sun 13 directly south at noon. mum otAprnnnd momentum”- member. Amunnnduthotbeeemba.. 0n thalamus-any: (nndnonoelutntho British Anibassador, and by him hand- ed to the Japmse Central Belle: Com- mitt”. Over 84,000 was contributed by both Jame” and Cunadinns in British Col- umbia. and forwarded by’ the canal st Vuoouver. Mr. Monika.“ ‘. M Day'- I- the Year. There are but four days in the year when the sun and clock exactly cor- From the townspeople of Woodstock. N. 3., 8150. From various sources, “82.01. Total. $40,030.67. The Domlnlon Parlhment contribut- ed flour to the value 0! 326,000. In addition to the remains-mounts 81.000, the first subscribed by the peo- ple of Nova. Booth. through The Hall!- Through thé Mayor of Oxford. N. 8.. 3186. . Lake '0: the Woods mum 0o. Unl- (ted. Montreal, 3500. ' Throfigh The c'nirlouotown cumin. P. E. L, $577.11. Through the Presbyterian churches in Canada. Toronto. $959.10. Through the Ontario Sunday School Association, Toronto. 82,510.32. Through the Ottawa. Committoe Ju- ne“ Famine Fund, Ottawa. 82,035.86. Through the Montreal Board of Trade Montreal, $1,766.23. Muhmdclxk boththoluneuma Through subscribers to The Christina Guandlan. Toronto. $6,900. 1;I.'.l'hrough Th Halifax Herald. Halifax. .313. 354. 45. Through The Toronto Star. Toronto, 811,410.10. ‘ L‘l’hflOI. To wade In marshes and tea mat-gun la the destiny of certain birds. and they are so accurately mad. for this that they are Imprisoned In ' thou places. Each anlmal out of Its habitat would starve. A soldier. a locksmith. a bank clerk and a dancer could not ex- change mnctlons. And thus we are victims of adaptation-Emerson. Canada's Contribution to till Japan... Famine Fund. Canada's contribution to the Japan- ese famine relief fund reached the splendid total of nearly 870,000. The following sums passed through the hands of Hon. '1‘. Nozse. the Imam Consul-General at Ottawa: landladyâ€"How did you find your bed? Lodgerâ€"Well. I don't think tint the mattress will ever need to be oper- ated on for the removal or superfluous bun-New York Press; ‘_ Buquoâ€"I any. old men. em you keep 1 secret? Well. Emiggins told me in confidence thatâ€" Elmoreâ€"Hold on! Can you keep n secret? Banquoâ€"I‘! Why, yes: certflnly. Elmoreâ€"Then you'd better do so. A. International Dilemee. In Frenchâ€"The Glrl’s Fatherâ€"And now. hula: settled the llnanclnl mt- :en to our mutual satisfaction, I will speak to my daughter. end you my present yourself to her In the character or fiance. The Sultorâ€"Monsleur ls meloueneu itself. In Americaâ€"The Girl-Pepe, Herold and I are engaged and will be mun-led. The Glrl'e Fatherâ€"Well. I euppoee ut'e ell right. Does he look like our oody I know ?â€"Judge. SIBâ€"es IE 5706.0601fln‘61tanfis cranes into Naples. The reason is that the fertility of the soil is new the peril only occasional. The volcanic ejects are rich in alumina, silica, m. uesla, lime, potash and iroi”. which by their ammposltiou go to make splen- did laud. Some of the best vines in Italy grow on the skirts of Vesuvius. It the volcano were away not one-tenth of the runny cultivators could subsist In the same area. Ayers to study, to read, to experi. ment! ‘You want to save your hair, and save it quickly, tool 50 make up your mind this yery minute that if your hair ever 'comes out you will use Ayer’s Hair Vigor. It makes the scalp healthy. The hair stays in. It cannot do any- thing else, It’s nature’s way. The but and of a team- “ Sold to: our sixty m." When the Hair F 0113 Then it‘s time to act! No time SENT AID f6 *H‘ ' J'Afié. Inca u no scum: {omen In; that Berlin 1: '1 lace. a bountiful. _ Md ot-the-bandbox V'U W“. l mwundot mppou .. _..- 22".? kc W Q n..- .3514: “It!" can: at Any non m WWW notbommm" “Witt. momma, pa?" Anxiou- Parent-Doctor, my daughâ€" Mmm-mwublmmm Th. (at monopolist was Adam. Th0 first mar was Adm. hereto" mm m the unique Ind “4‘1““ pieuun of taking the W00 °t M to the consumer and the clam!!! neat pie-murmurs: atmdvflcepntfl It by tho that. Mun was the only happy I‘mâ€"Damn 11m York In M He was mums Van der apelgle, a baker. His damn? m Rip Van Dun. who afterward beam governor of New York. an n- lustnloo of the democracy 0‘ “I“ ' irig-s ere psssed solus. i rend much.‘ think lift for better. but mine thin], ‘ but good hooks are sauce end I hete‘ «h e... ~""j‘~,-â€" Ute. borrowing. Should r rennin here I wish ; ’ - -' n. Moo. i you to send me some choice sumo“ lg; move, I hsve heard people an. ' | ‘ ”3mm "mount" “an“ V“. mops; lug st the vest fortunes of some of the i i find the bent mlid0§. d “oleng‘ ‘ works. I reed in my youth no”. item-i gum.mifizzsm;yrzpuud% . ““011 0‘ Earner. but till I.” neveg. ‘ theorem! its «white heeutlee. A] 11 no men We grow old I sequin e Me for study.9 00:1] histsryot Comm minding 1“ “4m” to the mt at“? 9-995! «met!!! 9!!!!“ by the risks he m send me likewise the Observer or Loy ‘ hed the cow to ace. I 1.9mm ' other weekly. You who hsve weed! sn oi rlehm nsm Dunph! uli your dnys in the bustle of London“ Whlhm‘t: my 3n: 13h“ flied} ' cnn sceroely conceive the uninteresting, pi “a encountered when he told me how he end s companion hsd tsred . N m. to, a”. “a nishts 0,3 in s Journey scross the continent. 'Ihe weismdoomedtoiesdinthisren l' firemen.“ Brock was soon to exchnnge' ‘ . this n ' “no, '1"; "or mom“; ".11“ compenion injured his leg. Dunphy tor mind snd hoax“. 1’ Dd to cut it on with en ex end then. i *- ‘ " "’ " *-'~ Immdwoodsm search for then-ell ! no 1...: m. run. ; end for food. had to lesve his friend ; Prize fighting. ss distinguished frame" behind by the side of n stream end the glove contestswt today. has long With e single tin of biscuits to keep ,‘heen hsnned by lsw. though it once 1 him up till his friend's return. nun I 3 had nristocrntlc'support. Fights took our what the pioneers of 1849 Ind piece to s finish in s roped ring twen- ‘ heed. sud I felt that they malted ty-four feet squsre pitched on turf in ‘ Inch rewards. however treat. u for the open. The men .mpped to m. - tune hsd sfterwsrd bestowed um , waist. using here knuckles, and wree- I them. ._,,v - ‘ tiing we: showed. The lsst fight for L l the chumpionship of the world under ; ! l I I these London prize ring rules was; 1.45 SPAMARQ ‘ when John L. Sullivsn best Jske Ki]- g __ l rein in seventy-ave rounds July I. ‘III Courtesy, me Clare“. and me 1889. outside New Orlesus. the clashes l Lottery 'rieket. : being 810.000 I side. t side bet of $1.000 5 Of the courteous manners of ell Spun- : I lid. and the Gammon!!!» beltâ€"Len- ? lends s trsveler wrim: “80 anxious is don Answers. ! every one to he of service to others ! thst the stranger is not to consider the 'toingtorwsrd flimghthedsrkun-' I t e millimetre I; 13.. AA ..A I V II ‘ Mints Kite Went.“ _ I Bpsninrds very inquisitive people. An 7 b k New Yerk’e l'lru Itreet Cleaner. 1110 Dutch housewives of old New York, ever noted for their honeekeep- ln: qualities. created the mutton yhlch resulted In the appointmen of the My: public street cleaner In w accorded. To attempt the extraction of lightning lashes from a lowering sky was almost suicidal. llven at this late day timid persons occasionally 1!: to feather beds, sit on glass legged chairs or and refuge in rubber boots during thunderstorms. A repetition of Franklin's experiment cost his immedi- de imitate: his life." Franklin’s Into Exped-o-t. Commenting on Benjamin Franklin's kits experiment. whhh proved an! ”min; and electflclty as tho ssme. s scientist says: “It wss ens of tbs most brilliant exsmples of luck yet ! Berlin is. in fact. on ewful object lesson to emperor: and other. who try to nuke e aplml clty out of a respect- able village. It is euy to put up im- posing buildingsâ€"it you here the mon- eyâ€"end to cut out broad tree lined ‘ roads 1nd have everything neat and I nice end fine. but you only make your . village bigger end liner without mak- ' in; It my the more e capital clty. I There is no getting any tron: me feel- ing that Berlin le 3 villageâ€"n his 711- --_â€"-'. - brothor. Irving. duod Nluu-a. Inn. 10. 1811. he nyl. “I hardly ever Itlr out upd unless I have complny my even- how he woes his spun time s: For: Georg. and tho not or books in his “bury show: [but besides technical mmury books he wu 5 general mod- er and showed good mu- ln his selec- uon. and his" mum denpuchel to well n his letters 1nd proclgmnlons wd speochu 1.11 show a well trained mind out! command of langum. ostyle vigorow. terse. pure. In a letter-go his Oem-Ireck an e Student A: e. student we must eleo enrol Brock. wrltee mu Janet Cnrnoonnn or Nam to the York Pioneers. We rend that. ln spite of the Jeers or his com- pnnlone. be frequently looked himself up to study. He was n good French schola- nnd a letter to his brother tell- hie. a beautiful. rectilinear. new-out- of-the-bandbox village. but : vulm III the camâ€"London Chronicle. --It was very deddedly made. not hon. The" I: no spontaneity In it. no life. Compared to. 'uy. London. 1: In like I beautiful murble statue to a "V- lng wonun. tint my a week or so later he found a new broad boulevard. with hotels and chops and dmrcheo und great blocks of at. all sprung up like mushrooms. Berlin. then, u a great deal too per- fect to be satisfactory. It is the ma- chine made. not the had made. urticlo brand new bonnet on elther side and an occasional brand new electric car. with n brand new driver 1n 1 brand new uniform. I found myself wonder- ing what the old horse must than of It all. One day he may have been grazlng ln an open field. and when he passed the plaster has not lnd time to harden. I drove from the station in a “droshâ€" kl" with a monstrously old horse. 'l‘lmc had bent hlo foreleg: lnto a very good Imitation of a ovltchbnck railway. end on we plodded solemnly along the brand new uphelt roadway. with the ”(ll-h Writer wk lt I“. M BERLIN IS MACHINE MADE. In! no. tho yet [on -w -'P' ,cnlighflénin; in this direction. A worn- 'nnin gettinxinbothecnrnppenrodw ‘hnn slipped nnd hurt her toot. 8h. ,nnd her husband began an nnimted ‘ discus-ion upon the incident. and o: 'thodozenomerlintbecnreveryono ‘ except onuelveo ornnr ‘ forward to ii.- an. The pace: I "re well unort- :ctpn‘in‘uihey tromncnpmn in uniform down to n woman almost iottbobe‘urcl". Butononndnii 5 In turn Joined in momentum without exciting the least resentment, opinion. 3 being 'nppnrentiy welcomed. Gentle- men ”rim" \eirdecunflonceued arguing. nuentheir habnndwent [onnienvin‘ommpououionnntii ’3 : an urinclonln loft.” lees. Service over. an arch was raised over the green painted comn, with “Non Omnia Moriar. 1733." inscribed on white marble. The six men sang the last stanza of the Twentieth ode o! the second book of Horace. The de- cease... {who had been codined fully dressed. had under his head Sanadow’o “Horace." at his feet Bentley's “Mil- ton." in hie right hand a Greek Testa- ment and in his left hand a small “Horace." The six on repairing to his house to a cold repaet had to sing the Thirty-first ode and drink a cheerful (lees before retiring at 8 p. m. Thil done. directed the will, “Think no more or John Under/cod." “The gentleman from Illinois needn't worry. Mr. Chairman,” drawled Reed. 5 “He’ll never be either!” - ~ ~ ' During the bitter fight against “Reed "0 I,” g. u ' v n rules" the house was thrown into con- nâ€"- m n 5:300: 3:30:02: mgrmzéog: vulalona by General Splnola. who, Well. I can‘t ”IQ“! ”y. Her peopk pointing to the painting or the “files. think M for | II but mine thlnl ot Yorktown" hanging in the hall. ‘ 5 gravely accused Speaker Reed 01 count- “.‘.‘ ’1' "',“,3""-' m“ 1 an; the Heulana 1n the background ot _ ______ .IL..-_.I TAIL; ”h .na. ' Ole picture la 01740? to, £3839 “P Quo' loeentflo Joll- Underwood. JoLn Underwood. who died at Whit- tleoea. England, in 1:33. left some odd instructions for his burial. His fortune of £6,000 went to his sister. provided dint no bell wu toiied at his grave. no relative followed his coma and voti- ona other omngements were carried out. Six men only were invited ma re- quested not to come in “black." who nee! red 10 gulneas each for their cerv- of tremendous site. he solemnly ln- formed his readers that the trooper tutened his horse by the bridle to e grasshopper which was landlnz near the door of the house. ‘ A Wonderful caesium. {gm number of astonishing and often blunders perpetrated bytrans . is without limit. The first man "to mutilate Cooper 3 novel “The Spy" into French made numerous errors. among which are these: When the translator came to the word “locusts” which was the name of! the Whartons' residence in the story. he turned to his dictionary and found the rendering of the word to he “Les Sauterelies" (the grasshoppers). He was a trifle puz- sied later when he came to the passage In which a dragoon was represented as tying his horse to one of the locusts on the lawn. He had never been in Amer- lca; but. taking it for granted that the grasshoppers of that country must be perked; « 7 Blade gunman rund in“ mm, .i-jmv'm; twin-W, .3..::......;.. «w m ngfid one! frame built extn solid to withstand the nae at any ~ I'd lamest infroved top map and rebounding Manner qulily ueewnrln. exmatmg é: wnmut at“ has; rubber butt plum (nu puto oi tffg. ӣ5.73“ in III we finish the 5311:: with “W shell ll, :13me s out Intonation y‘all-kiss it possible to rehndin succession. 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I have came l‘éibect for God's day," replied Sam Randall of Pennsylvania. . “Don't the Bible any that it is lawful to pull your or or as: out of a pit on the Sabbath?” naked Butler. “You have thirt’ “I. e ‘ use. on your side or the house, «in?! van to get them out of this ditch tomorrow. I think I am waged in holy work.” “0011': do it.” replied Randall. “I very depths of ninety. With such an Apestntotb. mavens through. modemtebeopeuapeepmtotho “You .1 be ‘\ ‘, as you "5 here. a member oi 0 lower Mu; ,’ Mod back the :en’ ‘. with «in; eutect. expectuomodnytoseeyouln:better God. A: for me, Mr. Chairman, In tho , word- of an eminent Amerlan state.- 5 man, ‘I would rather be right than be ‘ president.’ " The were] they: wore a tremen- mu high collar. so high. in fact. that Wind's Tim Campbell tapped It one day with the terule of his can. Ind inqfili-ed. to the amusement of the house. "Is General Spinola within '1’" . During the famous deadlock Mt in' are house over the civil rights blll Gen- and non Butler tying I Sandi: u.- Iion. “ a). 9 speeches in refutation of the latter's argument Just concluded. The Illi- nolsan launched into philosophy upon the privilege of progressive thinkers to change their opinions. Of the sturdy beggars who overrun Madrid: “The beggars usually have some pretense for asking aims in the shape of a decrepit guitar or fiddle un- der the cloak. where it remains. An- other plea is the sale of lottery tickets. the lottery being a great institution in Spain. Each ticket costs 5 pesetas (about 81). and beggars in absolute rags. as often as not children. rush about with strings of these for sale." Io-e F's-ou- Retort. Mad. Dad-3 the Beat of Debate. One of the most famous of Reed's re- tom was made at the expexise of Springer of Illinois. The “Maine giant" had Just read one of Springer’. own "I honor them for it.” he continued. “An honest man 13 the noble“ work of same writer observes. “Whenever he find. time hanging heavily. which is frequently, he lights a clgarette. Time hang- heavlly on a Spaniard's mind m the brief interval between the courses at lunch and dinner. whenex or he wakes at night. _when trawling be- tween station and hotel in an own. hug and alwaya when in a railway train. maladies: of. ladies} The practice of smoking is so universal in Spain that railway compartments for nonsmok- ers exist in theory only. and the habit. combined with that of loud talking at all hours of the night and morning. makes the average Spaniard undesir- able as a traveling companion. especial- ly at night." "”me is IKE-incur of the day or night which a Spaniard deems inappro printo to the practice of smgkiug." the A h\... a." «un- lulu. WIT IN CONGRESS. PAG E iii“;