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' 1‘30 man ever discovers he is being flattered, no matter how bungling the flatterer may be. The credulity of tile fiewiy‘married womal. is so beautiful in its simplicity that it ought to be a joy fore?erâ€"â€"but it isn’t. The heavy coal bill will crowd so closely the heavy ice bill that we will by again reminded that extremes meet. You can‘t always tell whether a man is able to raise the wind by the amount of blowing he does. sometimes, because some 1mm aux: ”u. easy marks. The chronic toucher loves to keep his hand inâ€"the other fellow‘s pocket. I_t takes a lot of mun 10 man: a my man feel humble when she is wearing a new dress. .â€" Wbeu a maa is in love he is either too miserable to care what he does or too happy to be of any use. Predictions Won’t bring rain in dry weather. horn. Never try to borrow money of the man who gets up early in the morning when he doesn't have to. grounding wile?" . W he mt--. -..--,._--_ Humor ma Philosophy ‘fl‘heso pies 111‘; not like mother’s.” “Why didn’t you stay with your Mother?" “I said they are not like hers. Moth- ,cn .. “AAI1 n A man does not need; to take a course I music to be able to blow his own “She has her husband well in hand.” “I should say so. She picks out his necktie and his typewriters.” Some things there are max .1 uuu . I find as 1 perambulate Along the busy. teeming pike The way of life we designate, But, most of all, 1 hate like sin The man 'who‘s always butting in. No matter who or w The person. sub; ((-2 You )1 always fin- 1 1:1 A Different Metal. “Eat blackberries from the bushes to get your system full of iron.” ‘ ‘ ‘AA.I II “A“ ll” Am] also 3'0“ Be able more t Before he‘s cal He has no nice sense or anrom. You cannot snub or turn him down. four speech may be both plain and bll Your brow be wreathed in black frownâ€"â€" The idiot wilt sit and grin, The man who’s always butting in. His 1601 presumption drives me mad. I've tried in vain to kindly be. And gentle patience I have had, But toleration’s fled from me. Some day I‘ll rise and spoil his skin- ’l‘his man who’s always butting in. bushes." --- w- “You'll get it full of lead it you ago not careful as to the ownership of the Why Shank-l It? . ; “He has invented a flying machine.” «Win it fly?" m'tltenyonfim'm‘ r's were not half as good." “Have another piece, dear.” Always Looking. “Why don‘t you go to work?” “It would interfere with m: “What is your business?" “Looking for work." Believed In On: Kind. “Is he opposed to unions?” O‘No.” “But he has 700 employees.” “Aka five marriageable daughters.” Spiel: and Spam A man so clean you'll seldom and. A modci. goodness knows. Because ma tdlow changed his mind Each time he cpngcd his clothes. 3" A.“ â€"â€"-â€"- We rcadfitge cheer-hi1 Sign 0!: good: that once were fit . marked down to sixty-nil 3, DUNCAN u. ter who or what or where erson. subject or the spot, Llways find this fellow there, 1130 you win z‘md you‘ll not ' more than to begin he's calmly butting in. can’t help taking chances because some folks are such An Impossible lot of faith to make a He Deserves It. 5 there are that I don’t like. 3 sense of affront. :nub or turn him down. :24; be both plain and blunt, be wreathed in blackest no Colo-Isl Show m was rap- ned. by Whu-> ’- ‘ Symmachus, lust of the great nobles of Rome, who, blinded by tradition, thought to revive the glories of his beloved city by reviving its shame, graphically describes the anxieties of the preparations for one of these 90% 10532111 shows, on which heis said to have spent what would be about £80; 000 of our money. He began a year in advance. Horses, bears, lions, ,Sco’t'ch dogs, Crocodiles, chariot driv- ers, hunters, actors and the best glad- iators were recruited from all parts. was ready. Only a few of the animals had come, and these were half dead of hunger and fatigue. The bears had not arrived and there was no news of ‘the lions. At the eleventh hour the l crocodiles reached Rome, but they re- fused to eat and had to be killed all at once in order that they might not die of hunger. It was even worse with the gladiators who were intend- !ed to provide, as in all these beast ’ shows, the crowning entertainment. 'Twenty-nine of the Saxon captives, whom .Symmachus had chosen on ac« count of the well known valor of their race, strangled one another in prison rather than fight to the death for the amusement of their conquerors. And Symmachus, with all his real elevation of mind, was moved to nothing but disgust by their sublime choice! ! Rome in her greatest days had gloried in these shows. How could a man be a patriot who set his face against customs which followed the Roman 'eagles round the world? How, many times since then has patriotism been I held to require the extinction of moral ~~~~~ ohnnnmmnorariv Review. sense 1’“ Landing In France. A traveler in France in the early part of the nineteenth century describes his landing at Boulogne by means of a small boat as follows: “The boat rowed toward the nearest shore until it ran aground, which happened in the midst of the breakers. In an instant the boat was surrounded by a throng of women up to their middles and over, who were there to carry us on shore. Not being aware of these maneuvers, we did not throw ourselves into the arms of these sea nymphs so readily as we might have done, whereby those who sat in the stern of the boat were deluged with sea spray,” ["1111 wheat, bus Spring Wheat.) Buckwheat, bus (40024;: Wheat, b1 Outs. bus .......... Barley ............ Buckwheat , bus R c, bus ............... . Peas. small, bus ..... Blackeye peas ...... .__. ()a'ts, bus ................. Hog-z. live cwt. ..... Dressed Hogs, per c Eggs, doz ............... THE BATHBUN El]. Every person Continues to use it. This is a big assertion, but nevertheless it is true. Don’t take our word for it, but secure a cord at once and see for yourself. We also have a 16mm nuantitv of choice Mill- NOTICEâ€"Caution is to the public not to C or notes signed by the is the most widely attended in America, and its famous Book-keeping Text Book, “The Canadian Account- an .” is sold throughout the En glish-speakin world. Send for illustrate Cata- logues of each to Principal, resumc her . the fainter-42‘3- ?â€"-Contemporary A ROMAN FIASCO. W. JOHNSON; F. C - Lindsay Markets bus Belleville, Ontario bus per cwt, J ackson has who has used . BAKER 0.95’035 ‘0 guyâ€"(>30 ,0" 38â€"0. 38 OASâ€"U. 48 0.60â€"0.60 0.65â€"0.65- 0.30â€"0.30 -] ,00â€"7.00 0.19â€"0.19 35â€"4155 an w... mdgusigned, 39 Cambnuge-a.., . Mono-st, five-r00: tagc with veranda}: Agent ________.._â€"â€"â€"â€"i FOR SALEâ€"A farm of 107 acres in the township of Eldon, immediateâ€" ly adjoining the village of Wood- ville; Buildings up-to-date. This is one of the belt properties in the county. For further particulars apply to the owner MR. JAMES STUART, Woodville P.0., or to MOORE _J_1}CKSON, Solicitors, FOR SALE, CHEAP.- saw mill outfit. I Solicitor, Lindsay. COTTAGE FOR SALE.â€"-Directly op- posite the residence of Dr. Jeflers, one of the best and most substan- ,.tial brick cottages in Lindsay. ‘.Size 32x38 With L 16 x 21, all one and a half storeys high, frame kit- chen and woodshed. Also roughâ€" ,Cast dwelling, 16x30. one and» a half storeys, good stone cellar, frame stable and driving shed, an abundance of hard and soft water. Inspection invited. Apply on‘ the , â€"-v~rt\1" “(\nQnN uâ€"z“;tf FARM FOR SALE m nf 67 acres is FOR SALEwâ€"Ten and a half acres just 9 outside the corporation of Lindsay, East Ward, with house and burn, township taxes. Apply to JOHN McGlBBON, Lindsay P. 0 0â€"41-40 W HOUSE AND STABLE T0 RENT.â€" No. 97 Fur Avenue. A sultablo tenant‘mny be able to occupy same; for a term of yours. Goad “folk! cistern and small garden. A good‘ Bell Organ and quantity 0' Fund- turo, linoleum and carpets for sale. ing machlne. as (”IBIS-bun. , ...... and a half, 11 rooms, electric light 11 water; good stable and drivmg shod; plenty slgade trees. G. Pilkie.-â€"-42-t1. Apply to P. ' _ FOR SALE... "'William and 451 M." V , RESIDENCE FOR SALE.-â€"-Concr of William and -Glcnelg-sts. ', story and a half, 11 rooms, electric light. and tOWn water; good stable and ' shod; plenty slgade trees. G. Pilkie.â€"-42-u. Apply to P. ‘ FOR SALE.â€"â€"- soft tater, town sewer connection, operty. Capi- slso gable on the pr cian Also. No. to) sand for physi . ‘ ' 4 "Ann!- of W91. farmpf 67 acres is oucv All 331ng land but. 5 acr hardwood bush. Fair bui ply at this officc.â€"39â€"tf. premises FOR SALE OR To Rm "VJ"! ovv mm and driving shed, an e of hard and soft Water. a invited. Apply on. the to THOS. ROBSON.â€"36tf ‘ \‘UI‘t-uv-_ ’v and carpets for sale. sewing machine. as .313 up housekeeping. A. SILVERWOOD, --A first-class oflcred for sale. 5 acres of 300d Lil‘ buildings. AP‘ , 14. .. a A second han E. WELDON half acres FARM FOR SALE. 10.”.- ac:-..- co and arm. acres. Comfy." 7| good frame bran. ticulars apply at ram i FARM FOR SALEâ€"Lot 20, con. 9, Opt. two mile: east of Lindsay, 100 _a.cres, 40 acres cleared mlance valfiablo tamarax: bush. 0n the premises is a good frame barn and good well. For further particulars apply to MRS. HUGE MORRISON m- L- V. O’CONNOR, Barrister, -______.,....,â€"â€"____ HARDWOOD BL’SH FOR SALE.â€" The Subscriber will receive u-nders up to 12 o‘clock noon on SATURâ€" DAY. OCTOBER 22nd, 1904. at his (mice for uhe purchase of about live acres of hardwood- bush-.011 the North Hall" Lot 19, Con. 7, Mari- ,posa. Any elm timber in the same bush «in be reserved. Separ- ate tenders will be received for the elm «timber standing in pasture field through which ditch‘ runs. .\ tender necessarily accepted. Purties purchasing will have until March lst to take the timber off. Cash to be paid as soon as tender is de- cideh on. ELIAS BOWES, Lind- FARM. FOR SALEâ€"2004mm farm, within two miles of Little Britain, lot 11, con. 5, mostly cleared, over. 100 acres in pasture with spring creek across the north end. 40 ee- res seeded to-hny. 20 acres to al- eike.” There is on farm. frame house, good well,‘n cedar log barn boardedup with stable underneath. Soil, clay loam, one of the bent grain and stock farms in the coun- ty. Apply to S. METHERELL, Little Britainâ€"4043. mural WANTED.â€"A teacher for School Secq tlun No. 18. Sommille, (or 1905. Address an communications to WILLIAM TIPLING. Sec.-'rreu.. Fcnelon Fells P.0.â€"40-4. WANTEDâ€"A qualified teacher for School Section No. 8. Verulnm. Apply, stating, salary expected, to J. J. Devitt, sec.-t.reas., Bobcay- gcon, Ontâ€"49$. ~ or L v. doom Lindsay, P.O.-â€"19- E‘EACHE'R WANTEDâ€"For 1905. a second-class teacher {or S. S. No. 4:, Pension. Persona) appflcation' preferred. Applications considered Oct. 2lst. JOHN B. POWLES, Sec.-trcas. Powlea Corners, Ont..â€" MONDAY, 0 auctioneer, WANTEDâ€"G003! girl 'h‘onwo'rk. Apply to ms. LANDS. No. 8 Mill-st. â€"-4£l-2. stock and implements. swunwom Comet, ctc., thq property ‘0! Capt ‘IULLICU, V"' I S, Ball, wright. lot." 20, con- 10. Cart- Sde on flat premises, st one o'clock m, ‘ oc'r. 24.â€"â€"By Th08_ Swain .E.â€"5€1fi00 will buy on. All clear- “"""'Lion but. pen "'Iuie dwellx‘ng and -.x. For further parâ€" at this oflice.â€"38-1. {or Campbell, auctioneer. U“..- -__-, of farm stock, implements, ctc., the property of James M. Reese. Sale on the premises, lot 8, con. 9, Bexley towaship. The live stock consists of 1 span matched drivers 1 brood mare. 2 bay colts, 10 milch cows, 9year1ings, 5 calves. THURSDAY, OCT. 27.-â€"By. Jas. II. Lennon, auctioneer, credit sale or} the following form stock, the pro- perty of Edward Carlin: 1 black more. seven years old, 1 bay horse! five years old, 1 colt, two years, old, 8 cows, 5 steers, 2 heifers. 6 spring calves, 1 bull. 9 spring pigs 20 young pigs. 8 sows. Sale on the premises. lot 8, con. 6, Ops, at one o’clock sharp. } WEDNESDAY, NOV. 9.-By George Jackson. auctioneer. credit sale of farm stock and implements, the property of II. Graham. south hell lot 25. con. 2, Ops. Sale on his premises at 12 o'clock sharp and positively without reserve. The live stock consists of 100 head of good grade steers and heifers. in- cluding 35 yenrlinga, 40 two-year- olds and 25 three-your-olds. Also several horses. The implements rtru'efincarlymll new. For full list .00 pastors. . TUESDAY, NOV. 8.â€"By Geo. Mcâ€" Hugh, auctioneer, credit sale of farm stock and implements, the Proml'ty of Henry W. CXarkc, lot 9, con. 8 Ops. Sale at one o'- clout and without reseno. The stock consists in part of 8 hay mares, 2 bay horscé, 2 .colts. 2 1H- lios, 6 cows in calf, 3 spring- calves 1 brood sow in pig. 8 yqung pigs. FRIDAY, oc'r. 11,â€"By Geo. Jack- son, auctioneer, credit sale of farm stock and implements. the properâ€" ty of Thou. H. Gostlin. lot 6. 00n- 14. Havel-a. Sale on the premi- sea at one o'clock sharp. The bay team. 1 bay man. 5 years old 9 cows in cult, 5 heifers in calf. 6 Yorkshire hog. 2 brood sows, 17 steers, 8 spring calves, 9 sheep. 1 pigs, 8 months old. ‘ 55-, :11, auctioneer, credit 1 stock, implements, sporty of James M. 1 l the promises, lot 8, c: WWW fimW-o»...~.ngu.u. an; i W OCTOBER 20th, 1904 TUESDAY, OCT, 25,â€"135' (1 Jackson, auctioneer, credit 5 farm stock .and implements. property of Mr. James Wills. on the premises, lot 6. cu Mariposa, at one o’clock Hun without reserve. LRIDAY; OCT. 28‘133' Geo. Jw auctioneer, credit sale of stock, implements, saw and M mill, etc., the property of Ward, lot 12, con. 7, an‘vxx. SPEAKERâ€"Came ontu ”w v» of the undersigned. lot I. .~ Verulam. on or about. Anus: 1904, three Shocp'umi lhl‘m- Owner la requested tn prn. WQ'. ydy expenses, and 1: animals away. BENJ.\ Ml.\ ER. Dunstord. Ont.-â€"11-:$. STRAYEDâ€"Cnme onto tlw 1H" o! the undersigned. lot --. 096. 0n or about. 8th August one spring lamb. Oman 1:: w ‘ ed to pay expenses and n-Lum imul. JAMES 1'). MM. ‘ i on the promises at one u ch without resolve. Thom is list, of first-class stockâ€"m. and gradeâ€"besidvs u quunt valuable implements. Lindsay hereby given. that a C held, pursuant. to ‘ Voters' Us“ ACL'” h tingâ€"Judge of the the County of_‘ cipalit)” '. LIST COL.I;vl-._J- ITRA Y‘D .-â€"40-3 . t, to “'1‘!“ Actfi' 1W “ the Count} of Victoria. 7th day of N mm. o'clock, 011 1'1 .VUUCl‘ Ill m I ‘01” near com' ilu m} “I of gDflflflQ 01!! f Minion! fi‘just been fully stovknd Ill assortment. Now is ”90wa to get u Hut: Beg m With a: Rum“: (Ia-(:1; (i'i‘lwrijl‘; f manufacturers insuring 1'. Epoch! brand um! qml "It you-want. OUR PRICES ARE mun "or Wm:- Bottle (“'0 HM flirt don't hulk) Remember that. wv Inn) O’Loughl cofmration. film Asa-t at u. Natural Alaska Sal 23.00. 25 00, 28.00 Bth Martin StOlL Isabella Opossum C White Thilmt Lzm StolcsSl2 Natural Alaska Sal Blac Martin Mufi’s Is’la Opossum Mull" EICCtfiC Seal {Hull 5 Tasmanian Sable C Electric Seal anl O Opossum Capcrinc Flectric Seal and A Gauntlets from $3 t Bokharan Jackets l‘r As this is the scaso FurS, we give a few qul every man. woman or 4 every dollar he or sh large or small. We have gained t our goods in plain fig rug for $25.00 that (11 Our Rubber . Grego can. contain (xv-«'31 809- 00 form a cuuq Mt. We carry Cash and One Account m: with ONE- receive the thousands. often as yo You can co at 3% per < The Vic XLVI. Many