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NEXT PYI'S at spring of pleasure," “1° 3. But it needs 800d nursing. For all 83’ children we have abso- 39 and fresh (111135, the wishing foods. For babies our Teething. a. great. soother and for ur Worm Syrup is “n- nervous troubIQ. 1': Arnold? E _ well known I of the kid"? Toronto. A- Incident mist sun-nee an. out - may of'flielheedle. Street. Some years ago the directors of the Bank of England were startled to re- ceive an invitation to meet an unâ€" known man in the strongmom ot the bank at midnight. “You think you is all sate hand you bank his safe. but I knows better. ‘ I bin hinside the bank the last 2 nite hand you nose numn about it. But I am nott a then! so hit yet will mett mee in- the great Iquar room, with all the moneiys, at twelf 2 nite, Ile explain or] to you, let only thor 2 cum down, and say numn to nobody." The strongroom‘ was guarded the next night in spite of a disposition to regard the letter as a hoax by police andâ€"nothing happened. ..vâ€" -___ bank, with a letter complaining that the directors had set the police upon the writer, and that he had therefore not appeared as he promised, but to prove that he was neither a thief nor a fool he sent a chest of papers he had taken from the bank. Let a few gen- tlemen be alone in the room, and he would join them at midnight, said the writer. and to cut abort a long and strange chapter of bank history. a man with a dark lantern burst into the strongman of the bank at midnight after calling from behind the stone walla for the directors to put out the lights. He was one of a strange class of men who gained a living by search. ing the sewers at night. and through an opening from a sewer he had found his wax into the richest room in the world.- “-Tfihev neJ-kt phase of the fiystery was more astonishing than ever. A heavy chest of papers and securities taken from the strongroom arrtveq at the l‘ho Strain on I'm-u. “What is mohair, mummy?" asked Bally Peterson Jones, looking up from her slow perusal of the newspaper md keeping her phce an the page with n dusky forefinger. Mammy Jones began to rock faster. “You know w’at mn- il. 1 s’pooe. don’ “0h, yan’n. responded Sally prompt- “Well. chfle, yap can't 'lpec ma w take do place ob I natchol hilt'ry ob animals to’ you." add her moth_er calm-- know jeo' win“ he looks like, come to me. an’ I'll ’sphin do rest. But chillen mns' und’tnke some work on dere ow eddioation, shorely. ’Taln’t right to’ pan-ants to do it all." “Aidreu u Above.” There is one lawyer In Brooklyn who will never again make use of Latin phrases in writing business letters. A Ihort time :30 he had to write n letter to a client in a neighboring clty regard- in: an important lawsuit that was to come up before the court in the course of a few days. The information he so- licited was highly essential to his case. In writing this epistle he made use of a letter head with his printed address at the top. In closing his letter he sign- ed himself thus, “John Langdon. ad- dress ut supra." After waiting several days for the reply, which did not come, he again wrote his procrastinating client and asked why he had not sooner answered his first letter. The next day he re- ceived a reply in which the client said that he had answered the letter and addressed it to “John Langdon. Ut Supra, N. Y.” She Will K'eep Ber Word. When Grandmother Pettingill makes up her mind, she is as firm as a rock. Nothing can move her. Perhaps it was on this account that when she returned from the celebration of the one hun- dredth anniversary of the settlement of Shrubvme and made such a deter: Kine} Wdeclaration nobody attempted to influence her. “I’ve been there. and it’s over with." she said, “and now I’m home gate aft- er all the noise and hands and scared horses and crying children and men making speeches. I want to tell you one thing. I shan’t' ever go to another centennial in Shrubville. no matter what the circumstances are and no matter who asks me. You children may as well bear that in mind.” maiden. Sold by Auction. A singular custom obtains to this any in some of the towns on the lam-r Rhineâ€"namely. that of “selling" mum- ens at public auction. For near-2:.- four centuries on Easter Monday~ auction dayâ€"the town a'ier or clmk or St. Goar has called all the \oun" people together and to the 112;. v: .u tbldder sold the privilege of da mi: z: \\ 1th the cho- sen girl, and her only. a wing the entire year. The fees me put into the public Doc:- box. HI. Conscience. First Bohemian (to second ‘ditto)â€"I can’t for the life of me think why you wasted all that time haggling with that tailor chap and beating him down when you know, old chap, you won’t be able to pay him at all. “I suppose so. But that’s a minor matter. They’re trying to coax aWay the man who writes my advertise- meats." A Serious. Matter. “So he’s trying to live on other peo- ple’s brains.” said the publisher indig- nantly. . Second Bohemianâ€"Ah, that’s it! I have a conscience. I want the poor chap to lose as little as possible!â€" Pnnch- . , “What’s the trouble? Has some one been stealing the ideas from your books?" new 10-:me M m 170 ml!“ we. ' What is regardedssoneofthetenest bluirs on record furnished Captain Id- gar Russel, chief small once! in the Philippines during the insurrection, withastorywhich hetoldeeenexam- ple of western nerve. “We were outside of Manila in some little scrap,” said the captain. “and about seventy-live natives were lying in a trench ahead of on. shooting away merrily, but not hitting anybody. By and by I noticed a little disturbance in our trout. Presently tour Montana troopers trotted out of'our lines and started straight for the Filipinos. Ev. erybody looked at them with wonder and waited to see them all killed. Bul- lets whlstled all around them. but they never halted. Slowly. Just at a trot. they jogged on toward the enemy. The natives fired and tired, but for some unknown reason did not hit. 0n and on went the quartet. disdaininz cover. At last there was a shout, and to our utter astonishment we beheld the sev- enty-five Filipinos suddenly jump out or their trenches and take to their heels in mad night. The nerve or the Montana troopers was too much for them. When they had all fled. throw- ing their rifles away as they ran. the trooperscameback,theirarmstullot That is what the army celled ‘e guns. Montana blun'.’ It's the sort of nerve thatletsamenopenajackpotons pair of deucee."-New York Tribune. The Women of m Woman supremeâ€"without the ballot! And this feather which London Am swerssdcksln thecap otwomanhno less brilliant-because she 13 allowed to wwitonlylnthotownoflangum. Import'n Architecture. The cottage: of Newport nlord n strange commentary upon the con- trasting tastes of the Amulet!) no- tion. Their heterogeneity were impot nibleinnrnceofsettledcniture. inn raceotcommon blood. innconntryof limited extent. But the United States isanntionotnations. Itnpeoplenre not Americans. but Englishmen and Scotsmen. Frenchmen end Germans. Italians and Spaniards of the third or fourth or tenth generation. aye . the Smart Set. Their taste In architec- tumuataatethatwubornonthe sunny Mediterranean shore. in cozy Normandy orchard8. 1n classic Spain and Italy. In baronial Scotland and England. It 18 revealed In the cha- mmmeasflmmeflmmw 31113 of Newport. Seville and Week A _AA_ .I beck. nos-ence snd Falsls'e. here stand side by side on the same strip of grass. separated only by a grill. from Venice or Antwa‘p. flons Board, 50 cents pet new. foot: meals extra: breakfast at 6. upper at .7. Guests are requested not to M W the dumb waiter; guests mm: to get up without being called can have self rising flour for lunch. Th; office is convenient to all connec- tions; horses to hire. 25 cents a (In; It you are fond of athletics and like good jumping, lift the mattress and uuua , lav-y w -â€"-~v _. --_._ ._ Guests wishing to do a little driving will find hammer and un- tn the closet. If the room gets too warm, open the window and 809 the fire escape. "’1’: the ugh}: g'o out. take a nodaâ€" that is light enough for any man. Any on'e troubled with nightmare will find a halter in the barn. Don’t worry about paying your bill: the house is supported by its fomuhr tlon. MONTANA BLUFF.” Uni... not.) ides. MAM at Ballydnfl'. writes: " I believe Li would have boon in my v0 long ago had tuot been 10! Burdock Blood lub- tors. Iwasrundown to such an extent. that. I could 1681130- ly move about the liouso. Ivmssukioct Dyspepsia. 80118. Pimples, Headaches, Constipation, Loss of Appetite, Salt Rheum. Erysipelas, Scrotum, and an troubles arising from the Stomach, Liver. Bowels or Blood. CURES They New" lnblne. The Ona Indian is deserving of a higher place than he has hitherto cc» cnpled in men’s esteem it but for one trait. He‘ forms the almost solltnry exception among aboriginal tribes in refusing to touch alcohol in any form. This policy of total Ibstlm-nee is rigid- ly adhered to in themce of cold. hun- ger and illness and even during the exgltoment of ceremonial rites. What- am his faults may be. judged from the white man's. candor-d. the Ono of South Amerien hon at least the saving virtue of manlineu. El: ideal tome of bodily prowe. W nail. on. aux-once. . Instincts “at Load to Death. Professor mart proved that there are “instincts" that lead to death by failing to adapt themselves to a change of circumstances Migratory quail by thousands perish in the deserts of northern Africa, where their ancestors used to find a comfortable winter re- sort, sbounding with forests and even with minnelds. it we shall credit Pliny's account of the Numidian coast lands. Thetorestssregone. butmyri- ads of qnsil still follow in the same route at the risk of starvation. - lash Left the Ark on April Q. Saturday. April 29. is the day marked tn all ancient calendars as being the one upon which Noah and his family quitted the ark after having withstood the slege of the great deluge. The day is marked in all ancient calendara. es- pecially British. as ecressus Nose de area, the 17th of March. the day upon which Noah, his family and their great floating collection of natural history specimens set sail. being designated in the same class or early printed litera- ture as intmitus Nos in area. “the day of Noah’s entrance into the ark." Why these days were chosen as the ones upon which the supposed embarkatiou and deharkation were made are enig- mas which the antiquarians have not yet solved. 4â€"11" Union Bank at Areal. N“ was burned. 99 KENT-ST Unexcdled Din Cur Sal vice North Boy to Fort. Wi ° Ra: Portage to has”. Rovelstoke to Sic-.m- ons md North Bad to Agassiz. First-Chas Sleepers Toronto to Winnipeg and the Coast. A. N. ”TRAN. A.0.P.A. Toronto I flog-u. Bun. 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